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#i came for a colossal donut and i'm gonna get a colossal donut
showerb0ng · 6 months
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ive been coming down from this little uppers bender all day because im a complete pussy and get all ripped up off of like 12 total mg of addy.. its honestly so embarassing but my brain chemistry seems fucked anyway with the megadose of an ssri im on plus the endless nicotine and the 45 ounces of dunkin iced coffee plus the beers & the vodka. which is pretty much a normal day. but anyway im like delirius and stoned off my ass on the bus to school and i keep getting this quivering sensation in my chest that feels kinda like im gonna puke or kinda like my eyeballs are gunna bubble out of my head. i camt stop imaging my body as a cup of dunkin donuts hot coffee, like over and over again, im like having a fever dream, i'm a hot cup of black coffee , like my skin is the cup and i am just slowly sweltering from all the hot liquid inside, like my organs are all steamy and fluid, i'm organ soup, and sloshing around because the bus is so fucking BUMPY, and then suddenly its like someone pours just the tiniest daintiest little splash of ice cold creamer into the hot cup (me) from a teeny delicate little milk jug like the ones they give you at breakfast places. anyway thats like how the weird little shocks in my chest feel and also how the delirium is creeping over me and im also stoned out of my mind at this point mind you. but i took the last of the colossal ssris in question this morning and im gunna start withdrawing if i miss a day, like almost immediately, so i have to go the fucking UI pharmacy to pick them up. so i get off the bus and like almost get blasted by a car because im not paying attention to the right crosswalk but i make it across and now im in the doctors office. i feel like eileen myles strutting into pick up some diet pills (speed) from some fake doctor in brooklyn in the 70s. i wish. i actually love this doctors office because there's always medical students at this one who i love to kinda fuck with. theres absolutely nothing i love more than just bold faced lying to medical professionals because there's really jack shit they can do about it. its so funny to watch some of the like medical student dorks too like try to figure out how to react because theyre like trying to be good & friendly & helpful doctors and theyre like scared shitless the whole time. one time i was at this doctors office i walked in like absolutely REEKING of darts. like i'd probably smoked two or three on my walk to the doctors office because i must have been off vaping for some dumb reason or another. and i still had the pack in my back pocket. and the clinical assistant or the nurse or whoever came in and was like taking my vitals whatever doing my medical history then she like looks at me and is like 'do you use tobacco' and i just like.. stared at her and was like 'nope!' and she gave me this LOOK like are you serious? but she thought i was just dumb so she asked again 'do you smoke cigarettes' and i just like grinned at her and was like 'no' and she was just like '...ohkay....' like she wanted to kill me lol. it was so fuckin great she tried one last time too, she was like 'ok, which are you: current smoker, former smoker, or never smoker' and i was like BEAMING i was like never smoker :) i think thats when i was there to get my copper iud inserted
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baekhvuns · 10 months
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Baek at this point tumblr did me dirty so many times I type my response in the notes app first ahdhshsbhshagsgsamdfk. Anyways, Ateez came to Taiwan the day before I left? I forgot they were even coming.... Jet leg is a biiiiitch, lemme tell you, also it's so hot, I'm melting <3
By the time you answer me EXO would have already made their comeback, so 👀👀👀 all I'm gonna say now is I loved Baek in his little pink fur jacket 😭 I also loved the eyeliner/smokey eyes make up and Xiumin's fit! Honestly, this is a crime :/ https://twitter.com/chanbaektwts/status/1677701399399006208?t=aIWk0r-UKTcIGMrDGbQ7wQ&s=19 like yeah literally same https://twitter.com/born_tobe_navy/status/1677695424755552256?t=NNkF4mWg8VDxRnd_75QGfg&s=19
And Baekhyun's debut anniversary! Love the timing <3
Shinee won their 69th trophy with a song called Hard, you can't make this shit up! And now there's a pearl aqua donut??? Losing it lmao, it looks good tho! Everyone say thank you Choi Minho for doing the most! https://twitter.com/taepudina/status/1677351550107230208?t=kLyd8EJELo_GDOuXQAuxtw&s=19 Btw I successfully indoctrinated two people into loving Shinee's album 💎 Like I said ALBUM OF THE YEAR, there's a song for everyone
Nvm Jamal isn't playing a murderer, but a guy who predicts death? Anyways the movie is based on a novel, so I'm intrigued. I think he could pull of American Psycho type of role 👀 actually both him and Yuta should play villains together, lol, I see the vision
Did you see the bullshit about Hybe staff groping fans at fan signs?! Between this and the continuous MHJ shit I'm so tired... and I'm tired of people being so performative. I saw a tweet about NWJS that said "okay, but you can't lie this song slaps" I'll never understand it, people are outraged, want to boycott then lose their morals because a song is good???
https://twitter.com/hwalilac/status/1677170641957711872?t=KbsCmVYU8q42wIBa50vxlg&s=19 <- listen he even showed his grippers again, what else does he have to do to get the YSL invite?! Tbh I've been thinking whether he's so rich and dedicated or perhaps they've already sent him something, but I'm assuming he'd brag about it? Anyways, THIS FUCKING LOOK OH MY GOOOOOD HOW CAN A HUMAN BE SO GORGEOUS?!?!?
NOW that's what I like to see, he deserves his flowers https://twitter.com/helytes/status/1676922167601012738?t=naqaFlgxqnqiDIZyH79H2w&s=19
I can't with the Neymar defenders, because I suddenly saw some more idiotic takes from his simps? Girlies, he won't fuck you, stop being pick mes, have some standards!
King the Land is so ajshhshahdhahgskxkfjs I loooooove them together, I need Yoona and Junho to act together more! Whether there's something going on between them or not, I need MOOOOOORE. WDH CEO okay, honestly I just need him in a classic rom com drama like KTL 😭
In our delulu era, no but imagine our lives, you living next to Mark, going to school together perhaps and me studying with Ten being art hoes 😆
Btw I saw your answer about Ateez's songs and I'll always be seated for Treasure appreciation! Also Fever ❤❤❤❤ no but seriously, Treasure supremacy!
Okay this??? I'm not one to spread weird theories, but it's SM so I'll always assume the worst. Not this executive mf engaging with all posts except the ones featuring their two Japanese idols. If it's a coincidence then it's a reaaaaaally big one... they're gonna debut a JPN unit, because they wanna milk Japanese fans, but they couldn't care less https://twitter.com/yuta_smile127/status/1678070721430396934?t=OKt-Ch-VmqkRGsPGz4sC9w&s=19 same with China and Chinese-speaking idols
Alright?! Work, she should've been on the OST https://twitter.com/somihourly/status/1676808902166585344?t=0kO3r8k2SiMjYYV5y01pQA&s=19
Ehhhh, not Atz getting on the curry song board too :/ the grip that awful song has on the Korean population is colossal. I've never heard of it until someone sang it at A KARAOKE in Korea a few years ago. Initially I didn't know it was that bad, but my friend told me to pay attention to the lyrics, she also said the singer apologised for mocking South Asian culture. I even heard it recently too... I have no doubts many Koreans know it's offensive they just dgaf, they're sensitive about their own heritage only, but many see it as a "funny meme track about food". I had a talk with one Korean girl literally a month ago, and she was shocked, cause she never thought about the lyrics being insulting. Yeah, technically there aren't any "bad words" per se, but still it's full of stereotypes :(. I'm glad Atinys took it seriously, except Ktinys, fuck them, they always have the worst takes abd reactions. However, even though it's not my place to speak on it, I hope the members themselves will be allowed to apologise... KQ releasing a statement so quickly is a decent move (it was very vague), but it'd be great if the members apologised personally. It's an awkward situation considering San's birthday
And I just wanted to say that I understand why you're feeling apprehensive about posting after a long time, no pressure, but I know many people would love it and since it's finished your hard work should be seen and appreciated! <333 - DV 💖
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Baek at this point tumblr did me dirty so many times I type my response in the notes app first ahdhshsbhshagsgsamdfk. Anyways, Ateez came to Taiwan the day before I left? I forgot they were even coming.... Jet leg is a biiiiitch, lemme tell you, also it's so hot, I'm melting <3
NO BC IM DONE W THIS APP we didn’t get the community label last post ✊🏻 ur missed them like 5 times atp anon 😭😭😭 NO UR RIGHT WHY HAS IT BEEN SO HOT RECENTLY, LIKE JUST STRAIGHT HEAT COMING OUT THE BODY 😭😭
By the time you answer me EXO would have already made their comeback, so 👀👀👀 all I'm gonna say now is I loved Baek in his little pink fur jacket 😭 I also loved the eyeliner/smokey eyes make up and Xiumin's fit! Honestly, this is a crime :/ https://twitter.com/chanbaektwts/status/1677701399399006208?t=aIWk0r-UKTcIGMrDGbQ7wQ&s=19 like yeah literally same https://twitter.com/born_tobe_navy/status/1677695424755552256?t=NNkF4mWg8VDxRnd_75QGfg&s=19 /// And Baekhyun's debut anniversary! Love the timing <3
IM ANSWERING BEFORE RHE CB IS IN A FEW HOURS AND IM CRYING FOR THE NEW ERA ANOTHER MILLION SELLERS (CRYING THE FIRST DAY SALES JUMPING TO A MILLION) THEY STILL GOT IT WE ARE SO BACK 😭😭😭 FUCK SM 😭😭not them doing the love shot concept without the main cunt 😭😭😭 FUCK RAVI FUCK HIM !!!!! baekhyun in that eyeliner, he starts acting different stop that pink fluffy jacket w that heavy eyeliner i gagged so much when i saw it + him in that tuxedo suddenly made me into a delulu <33 AAAAAAAA THAT KAI SCREAM IS ME AT LEAST HE’S ON THE ALBUM AND THE PHOTOS BUT THE MV 😭😭😭 fuck ravi omg XIUMIN HAS NOT AGED ONE BIT,,, baeks debut anniversary and he’s a 9time million seller today 😭😭 he’s come so far from un village to BAMBI BAAAAMBIIIIEAAAH
and wtf u mean he’s naked 😀
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I AM CRYING 😭😭😭 ALSO CRYING WATCHING THEM IN ONE ROOM FOR THEIR LIVE CRYINGyeah we are done for he performed in that pink jacket what they do to his hair 😭 looks like a mad scientist
saw a twt saying they got the super junior ass set why is that so true 😭😭
CRYINF THEY ARE DOING THE HIGHLIGHT REEL BAEKHYUN IS GASSING UP THE SONGS WITH HIS HIGH NOTES “it wasn’t hard for me” mf we know u glee ass 😭😭😭 r&b pop 😭😭😭🫡🫡 regret it is very old skool anon we won
will do a small review from what i hear so far w my sleepy brain : regret it is very old skool <3 VERY 90’S
private party crying the harmonies this is so fun OH THIS IS SO FUN OH OH OH FHAKHDKADHSK that’s my shawty oh 😭
cinderella LA LA LA THE BASS FUCKING HELL FHWKDHWK THE FALSETTOS THE SYNTH POP
no makeup OHHHH THIS IS ABOUT FUCKING OUUU THIS IS SO GOOD ANON THIS ONE THIS ONE !!!!!! PHEWWWW ANON THIS ONE !!!! trap + r&b crying sexy melody 😭😭 this is like they stole this from kai and baek’s discography,, this def my fav like comeon,, the bass in this song is so low omg…..oh they did acapella oh my god
love fool OH THIS IS SOO BANTERY AYOO??? feels like in a kdrama when there’s a montage of falling in love w the etl trope,, THE BEAT DROP!!! R&B I LOVE U SM, listening to this rn in the morning OH ANON OH ANOKNNNNNNNNNNNN THE BEAT DROP IS DROPPING IM CRYING
another day OH THIS IS SO FUN THIS BEAT IS BEATING LIKE SUMMER 808 BASS 😩😩😩
the let me in live vocals 😭😭 okay my glee group
THE TITLE OH WE ARE BEING FED OUUU THIS IS SO EXO IM CRYING THEY REALLY ARE FIGHTING EACH OTHER WITH VOCALS FBWKDHAK THIS IS SO POPPY WITH DRUMS JCJCJCkJK THE JAW IS ON THE FLOOR THE CHOREO GONNA BE SO GOOD KAI WAS SINGING THE SHIT OUT OF IT FUCK RAVI FUCK RAVI (have not listened to the whole album yet gonna have it ready for the next ask!)
i just listened to it whole,,, AINT no way anyone will be covering this song with the falsettos and the high notes like the whole chorus is high notes??? gate keep it.
and kai. fuck ravi. he has the best line too HE WAS GONNA DO THE MMMH MMMH GOD 😭😭😭😭 CAN NEVER BE HAPPY AND IT BE UR OWN PPL TOO FBKWDHWKDHKW he carried that first half,,,,, anyway there’s a random lady in the video and the cream soda is all over the car is this imagery of something LMFAOOO,,, i need to listen to this a few times to get the proper gist of it wholly will so when im awake 🫡 pls listen to the title on Spotify w bass bc i am LOOSING IT
Shinee won their 69th trophy with a song called Hard, you can't make this shit up! And now there's a pearl aqua donut??? Losing it lmao, it looks good tho! Everyone say thank you Choi Minho for doing the most! https://twitter.com/taepudina/status/1677351550107230208?t=kLyd8EJELo_GDOuXQAuxtw&s=19 Btw I successfully indoctrinated two people into loving Shinee's album 💎 Like I said ALBUM OF THE YEAR, there's a song for everyone
NO BC THIS IS SOME WITCHCRAFT THEM WINNING THEIR 69TH WIN WITH 6666 PTS PLS DBWMDHWKDJWK screaming minho’s doing what sm should’ve been doing w the promo,,, LESSSGOOOOOO THIS IS RLY THE ALBUM OF THE YEAR HARD RLY IS HARDING 😭😭😭😭
Nvm Jamal isn't playing a murderer, but a guy who predicts death? Anyways the movie is based on a novel, so I'm intrigued. I think he could pull of American Psycho type of role 👀 actually both him and Yuta should play villains together, lol, I see the vision
so mf a astrologist??? tarot reader 😭😭 LMFAOOO pls i love this name so much fbwndbwk BASED ON A NOVEL??? jamal in his christian bale era omf,,, YUTA WOULD SLAY AMERICAN PSYCHO OR SCARFACE OOOOUUUU WITH HIS MULLET ESP ty being the god father would unalive me actually
Did you see the bullshit about Hybe staff groping fans at fan signs?! Between this and the continuous MHJ shit I'm so tired... and I'm tired of people being so performative. I saw a tweet about NWJS that said "okay, but you can't lie this song slaps" I'll never understand it, people are outraged, want to boycott then lose their morals because a song is good???
girl i just did and i am so speechless 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️ their apologizing specifically mentioning the guards being women like what difference does that make??? like it still happened regardless,,, no that last part is so 100% correct, just when u think kpop can’t drop lower it just does every second??
https://twitter.com/hwalilac/status/1677170641957711872?t=KbsCmVYU8q42wIBa50vxlg&s=19 <- listen he even showed his grippers again, what else does he have to do to get the YSL invite?! Tbh I've been thinking whether he's so rich and dedicated or perhaps they've already sent him something, but I'm assuming he'd brag about it? Anyways, THIS FUCKING LOOK OH MY GOOOOOD HOW CAN A HUMAN BE SO GORGEOUS?!?!?
seonghwa’s obsession is ysl atp,, convinced he’s somehow read the model fic 🤚🏻 he’s a oomf iM GONNA SAY he’s rich and dedicated bc if ysl did send him stuff he would’ve gotten an invite to the ysl makeup launch and what not 🤨 i love how his photos are either ysl whatsapp mom core or just a frat boy THE GRIPPERS HE’S SO DEDICATED BUT THOSE SHOES ARE NOT IT 😭😭😭😭 ANYTHING PUT THISE THONG LOOKING SANDALS 😭
NOW that's what I like to see, he deserves his flowers https://twitter.com/helytes/status/1676922167601012738?t=naqaFlgxqnqiDIZyH79H2w&s=19 //// I can't with the Neymar defenders, because I suddenly saw some more idiotic takes from his simps? Girlies, he won't fuck you, stop being pick mes, have some standards!
he gets his due AS HE SHOULD !!!! no cause i have his name and his shit filtered out <33 so glad i do not see it unless it’s a rumour of him going back to barca then i flip,,, NO LITERALLY HIS DEFENDERS HAVE ME CRYING CAUSE EVEN IF HE GETS W U??? HE’S STILL GONNA CHEAT????? WHAT ARE U GONNA DO THEN 😭😭😭
i just went on twt and saw this accidentally and my heart dropped to my ass down to my legs i thought it was the other suarez oH MY GOD
King the Land is so ajshhshahdhahgskxkfjs I loooooove them together, I need Yoona and Junho to act together more! Whether there's something going on between them or not, I need MOOOOOORE. WDH CEO okay, honestly I just need him in a classic rom com drama like KTL 😭
i love that show so much, something so warm and nostalgic about it!!! THEY RLY NEED TO THEIR CHEMISTRY IS SO FIRE saw so many videos of them together and this mf is not sieving his own dating rumour, he’s whipped i know they dating,, now we need that marriage news LIKE THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER EVEN IN THE DRAMA??? SPARKS FLYING and him in that pink apron cutting onions CRYING THWKDHWKD
WDH AS A CEO in a classic romcom and it’s a fake dating??? fake marriage??? ceo x intern??? ANYTHING ATP IM TIRED OF HIM SUFFERING PLS 😭😭
In our delulu era, no but imagine our lives, you living next to Mark, going to school together perhaps and me studying with Ten being art hoes 😆 /// Btw I saw your answer about Ateez's songs and I'll always be seated for Treasure appreciation! Also Fever ❤❤❤❤ no but seriously, Treasure supremacy!
no bc seeing them just at ur uni walking past knowing these guys could’ve been in nct,,, NO CAUSE GOTTA BE BESTIES W HIM FROM ATT CLASS truly what a wild life it would’ve been,,, EXACTLY FEVER TREASURE SUPREMACY!!!! BRING BACK FUN!!! saw this post that said why everyone liked 2nd gen + new new 3rd gen bc everyone from nugu’s to most famous released crazy good music,, need that era back so bad
Okay this??? I'm not one to spread weird theories, but it's SM so I'll always assume the worst. Not this executive mf engaging with all posts except the ones featuring their two Japanese idols. If it's a coincidence then it's a reaaaaaally big one... they're gonna debut a JPN unit, because they wanna milk Japanese fans, but they couldn't care less https://twitter.com/yuta_smile127/status/1678070721430396934?t=OKt-Ch-VmqkRGsPGz4sC9w&s=19 same with China and Chinese-speaking idols
wait omg??? that’s so,,, atp any conspiracy regarding sm i be believing cause fuck them
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Alright?! Work, she should've been on the OST https://twitter.com/somihourly/status/1676808902166585344?t=0kO3r8k2SiMjYYV5y01pQA&s=19
THIS PROMO FOR BARBIE IS SO CRAZY LIKE EVERYTHING FEELS SO UNREAL
Ehhhh, not Atz getting on the curry song board too :/ the grip that awful song has on the Korean population is colossal. I've never heard of it until someone sang it at A KARAOKE in Korea a few years ago. Initially I didn't know it was that bad, but my friend told me to pay attention to the lyrics, she also said the singer apologised for mocking South Asian culture. I even heard it recently too... I have no doubts many Koreans know it's offensive they just dgaf, they're sensitive about their own heritage only, but many see it as a "funny meme track about food". I had a talk with one Korean girl literally a month ago, and she was shocked, cause she never thought about the lyrics being insulting. Yeah, technically there aren't any "bad words" per se, but still it's full of stereotypes :(. I'm glad Atinys took it seriously, except Ktinys, fuck them, they always have the worst takes abd reactions. However, even though it's not my place to speak on it, I hope the members themselves will be allowed to apologise... KQ releasing a statement so quickly is a decent move (it was very vague), but it'd be great if the members apologised personally. It's an awkward situation considering San's birthday
the ones in question being yunsanhwa i don’t even know what to say… speechless 😀 why is that like a muscle memory for idols 😭😭 yeosang giving him the side he telling him to read the room,,, then not realizing it’s stereotypically racist like if the roles were reversed imagine the outrage,,, tired 3000 <3 read the lyrics to it and the way they make fun of india when half their lineage comes from there is very hilarious to me actually
they posted the apology on the kq account when the atz one existed, would’ve liked one from the members itself but i don’t think we’ll even get that ever,,, ktinys can fuck off if the roles were reversed they’d be reacting to it on pannchoa going offf about it
And I just wanted to say that I understand why you're feeling apprehensive about posting after a long time, no pressure, but I know many people would love it and since it's finished your hard work should be seen and appreciated! <333 - DV 💖
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I WILL TRY MY VERY BEST KING THE LAND IS DOIKG THINGS TO ME AND ITS BEEN WORKING WELL
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING KYUNGSOO HAS INSTAGRAM ???? we are about to see so much of his forehead i cannot wait
oh this needs to happen
the gasp i gusped
IM CRYING ANON IF THIS HAPPENS WE CAN GET THEM IN LONDONF BWKDHWKD
AND INFINITE COMING BACKKKKK
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