#i can NOT stop laughing

[embarrassinglastwords]

LOSING MY MIND AT THIS OMFG

#my hero academia #mha #mha 380 #mha spoilers #camie utsushimi #hawks #this is so fucking funny #i can not stop laughing #hawks being described as a twink is my new favorite thing

[closeted-goth]

successful ligma dropped + landed on one of the rellies at family COVID lunch this is gonna keep me going for the next three weeks at least

#i can not stop laughing

[timeguardiansarchive]

@protectxthem

#who's a good boy ( howard stark protectxthem) #I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING #Muse: Peggy Carter #Howard Stark

[miss-chanandlershalamadingdong]

The sex doll 🤣🤣🤣

I'm just catching up on 911: Lone Star and omg I hate this show lmfao

#911 lone star #lmfao #i can not stop laughing

[joficeandwind]

>:(

I actually do have memory issues but I doubt I have dementia

Yet idk

But it was the creepiest thing

One time the dishwasher said my name and it fucked me up

She sleep

"One time the dishwasher said my name and it fucked me up" ...Well, that's all for tonight, folks!

#j rambles #shady shadey #I can not stop laughing

[perfectlyunknownn]

oompa that’s not-

#please that #TikTok #I can not stop laughing

[lazylittledragon]

please continue with dadstarion if you want to. we lov him

don’t worry i don’t need to be asked

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #karlach #dadstarion #parents are incapable of noticing that their child looks weird and then there’s astarion #you can tell this is a while post brain because he’s so relaxed that he can’t run 60ft in 6 seconds anymore #i think he deserves to laugh more. and have lots of comfortable loungewear #also i love the person who tagged the karlach wip with ‘lots of love not lots of gentle’ #i feel like she thrives during that stage of baby where they stop being fragile and you can just toss them around

[despite-everything]

just found the funniest stickers to put on my car

#idk why but 'stop plate tectonics' literally made me laugh out loud #so obvs i had to get it #then i saw 'reunite pangea' and thought it'd coordinate wonderfully #(then i got 2 so one can go on my car with the tectonics one and the other can go on my water bottle lol) #tree talks #geology

[batfamhyperfixation]

The Batkids: *all sitting on the floor huddled around a phone*

Bruce, walking up: What are you guys doing?

Tim: We're playing a new game. Its like truth or dare, except it is only dare, and all the dares are decided by a random word generator set for verbs, if we need more context we can randomly generate a noun too. Here, Steph is next, watch.

Steph: *clicks the generate a word button* 'appreciate'? *Clicks for a noun* 'Scene'? Am I supposed to go to a play? Look at the top of a mountain?

Damian: you have to get to the top of the hill, adequately appreciate the scene, and get back before your next turn, otherwise you are out

Steph: *gets up and runs out of the house*

Jason: My turn *presses the randomly generate a word button* Request *presses to randomly select a noun* cookies. Fuck yes! Alfred!

Cass, soaking wet, signing: not fair

Bruce: hey, I saw Dick's car out front, where is he?

Duke: he got 'vanish'

Tim: Still better than that time Jason got 'die'

Damian: me next, 'read'

Jason, walking in with a plate full of cookies: you gotta read and finish Pride and Prejudice before your next turn.

Damian: That's impossible! Without Dick that is only 5 people before me.

Tim: Impossible if you sit here complaining. Better hop to it.

Damian: *running to the library*

Duke, stealing a cookie: you wanna try, Bruce?

Bruce: maybe just once *clicks the button* 'grin'

Tim: Batman has to smile for an entire day fighting bad guys and dealing with the Justice League

Bruce: I don't like this game

#lets just say they didnt trust the other batkids to give them dares so this seemed like a safer option #still laughing that when i was clicking a random one for Bruce it came back with grin #like could you imagine all the villains getting creeped out when batman swoops in to stop them and he just has a huge plastered on smile on #or worse the justice league having to sit through a whole meeting with broody batman forcefully smiling the entire time #dick's laughter can be heard in the background the whole time but no one has seen him for a week #batfam #batkids #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batkids quotes #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #damian wayne #duke thomas

[zenaidamacrouras1]

DOES IT NEED MORE FLOWERS? WHAT ABOUT MORE THINGS MOVING AROUND???

I'm halfway through writing this, but took a break to make a gif.

#So is mine eye enthrallèd to thy shape #I can not stop laughing #stucky au

[hailsatanacab]

"Well, this is a bad idea," Tim says, hands on his hips as he surveys the mess they’ve made in the cave.

"Nah," Danny replies, twirling his screwdriver in the air in what is probably meant to be an impressive trick to inspire confidence, except he fumbles it and it clangs to the floor loudly, "we good. If a younger version of myself hasn't come forward in time to stop me, how bad can it be?"

"Shouldn't it be the other way round?"

"What?"

"Normally, it's an older version of yourself going backwards in time to stop you, right?"

"Not in my experience."

Danny's grin is impossibly feral and a shiver runs up Tim's spine.

"This is definitely a bad idea."

#dpxdc #dcxdp #batpham #dead tired #dead tired ship #there is a more expanded upon version of this with actual backstory and context rotting in the recesses of my brain #but its only half on paper and the conversation made me laugh so #here: have some feral danny leading tim down a path to disaster #danny: this is going to go so well! i have such a good feeling about this!! #tim: this is going to go so poorly. i have such a bad feeling about this. #danny: 🥺🙏🙏🙏 #tim: i never said we weren’t doing it. i just reserve the right to tell you i told you so when it inevitably goes wrong #danny: leave that to younger me - he always makes very valid points in the form of fists to the face! #tim: can you stop talking please this is making me want to do it less #danny: no.

[turrondeluxe]

the takahashi carlton twins are so silly

#im laughing. you can actually notice that i drew this while sick and passing out #I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS MARRIED COUPLE AND THEIR LITTLE FAMILY SOMEONE HELP ME. #johnshi #mk1 #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #cassandra cage #takeda takahashi #mortal kombat #my art #doodles

[putonyourbathingsuits]

#david byrne #talking heads #stop making sense #idk why this comment made me laugh so much I think it’s bc I can perfectly picture some drunk guy saying this #1k #2k

[a2zillustration]

Raphael is the perfect character 10/10 no notes

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#THIS WAS SO GOOD BUT ALSO I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING IT WAS SO JARRING #I now understand why everyone loves him I've been Raphpilled #Croissant can have Gale I want this guy #I love him so much he's getting like 4 whole comics to round out his story don't worry #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #I REALLY HOPE EVERYONE ADHERES TO THE SPOILERS TAGS FOR THIS ONE BLOCK THIS FROM SHOWING UP ON YOUR PAGES IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE YET #act III spoilers #house of hope #house of hope spoilers #croissant adventures #tav #raphael #comics

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Damian does not know how he has got into such a mess.

That was a lie.

Like most messes in his life, it all started with his family and their constant “ribbing”.

‘They act as if gaining a date was not easy,’

Damian glared as he scouted out a suitable target in the mall.

Sitting alone by the arcade there was an attractive boy on his phone.

Acceptable.

Making his way next to his target, he sat down and tapped his shoulder.

The other boy flinched and subtly (though not to someone as trained as him) glanced Damian over, eyes seeming to catalog instinctively.

Good, not perfect but admissible all things considered.

“Uh hi.?”

“Your age.”

“Pardon?”

“What is your age?”

“16.?”

Damian nodded as he mulled over the information. About a year his senior, not ideal but still viable.

“ Date me.”

“Excuse me??”

“I will pay you for your inconvenience of course but I am in need of a date and you are the most suitable person I have seen so far.”

“Wait a minute-“

“Here is your first payment.”

Damian handed the boy the envelope he had prepared for today and had to hold back a smirk as he saw they other boy’s eyes widen.

“I-“

“I will pay you monthly with bonuses for any extremely taxing events that may occur if you agree.”

“I- I guess?”

“Good, now give me your number and I will contact you for our first date. My name is Damian Wayne.”

“Danny..”

~~~~~~

For all purposes the agreement has only worked in his favor.

His family was off his back, galas were less boring and they even shared common interests.

That being said,

“You did not need to give me a gift Daniel, it was not a requirement.”

Damian looked down at the katana shaped keychain he was handed, it was well made and surprisingly sharp.

“I know Dami, but it just reminded me of you!”

What a mess indeed…

#dp x dc #writing prompt #danny fenton #danny phantom #batman #dc x dp #shipping #damian wayne #dead serious #who would’ve though dating someone could lead to romantic attraction? #certainly not Damian #*casually heads Danny enough money to pay his rent for the month and utilities #Danny: I can finish my education #Danny: what do you mean I’m dating a famous person Sam #Danny: Tucker stop laughing!!

[robotpussy]

the uk is finished 😬 that parasite is dead which means theyre gonna spend approximately £6 BILLION on some ceremonies, we are in a cost of living crisis, inflation is gonna go up by 18.1%, liz truss (prime minister) is planning to borrow £100 BILLION to put the country in more debt, uni tuition fees are going to be increased from £9k to £24k a year and the government is currently run by the conservative party

#all i can do is laugh and cry and i know ive missed some stuff out this is crazy #uk politics #turning off the reblogs because i got stuff wrong in this post. didnt go it to fearmonger or cause moral panic #but i made this in a rush and i misread some stuff so this counts as misinfo so i want it to stop spreading