#i can guarantee that

[raggedy-spaceman]

10th of July, Good Omens season 2 Press Day

Neil: So remember, whatever they ask about the plot you have to answer with “wait and see”, nothing more nothing less, got it?

David: Sure, no problem, I’m used to it with Doctor Who it won’t be any different.

Michael:

#good omens #neil gaiman #michael sheen #david tennant #good omens press #ineffable husbands #neil will have to phisically restrain Michael at some point #I can guarantee that #David will have to do all the interviews alone while Neil and Michael wrestle in the background #mine

[mr-malumm]

Morning routine of local TV star

#this man has never heard of a toothbrush i can basically guarantee it #the big t shirt and boxers combo has me 😳💍🫀🗡️ #he definitely just smells like windex #thats so real of him #i fell for the fucking tv #hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin hotel fanart #vox #hazbin vox #the vees #hazbin hotel memes #my art

[utilitycaster]

"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."

#now granted he did die of a drug overdose but you know. one can take the good lessons #anyway. point being i understand being deeply frustrated with the state of the tv and film. #but also we can admit that for every gem canceled there's like three real duds too #idk if you want something that's guaranteed to have a bunch of seasons and you know the ending for go watch shows from the 70s #the number of adults on this site who lack the emotional wherewithal to watch an ongoing narrative is. yikes. #queue

[lotus-pear]

it doesn't matter how babygirl ur fav man is, he will ALWAYS be ten times sexier as a woman

#PLEASE be respectful in the tags for the love of god #drawing the fav is sm fun when they're genderbent like wow now i can be attracted to ANOTHER version of you😍 #im so glad all of nakahara chuuya's fans are lesbians this guarantees my post will reach its target audience #i felt very straight drawing this btw. my nose was NOT bleeding. i did NOT constantly hear a ringing noise. #bsd would infinitely be better if the entire cast was made up of women #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #fem chuuya #also no hat im sry i cant draw hats💔 #maybe in another post #lotus draws

[thatpunnyperson]

According to NBC here in the US, the missing titanic sub has been found. As debris. Off the bow of the Titanic wreckage.

And it looks like the sub suffered what we all suspected, and what was undoubtedly the more merciful of the two options: a catastrophic implosion from the pressure.

Also, more info has come to light about the fishing trawler with the hundreds of migrants that sank cataclysmically off the coast of Greece, indicating that the greek coast guard knew about the vessel AND how much trouble the vessel was in, and were towing it at a speed that made it capsize, at which point they unhooked the tow line and watched the trawler sink without helping the passengers to safety. Despite a bunch of other ships trying to help as well throughout the whole ordeal.

So a lot of people are dead, all because of regulations (and the lack thereof) regarding sea-faring vessels and rescue protocols. People shouldnt be allowed to make a business charging a ton of money for a ride on an uncertified, unsafe, un-seaworthy ship going deep into the ocean with no distress beacon or tether to the mothership. People also shouldnt be allowed to enact laws that criminalize the ferrying of refugees, which then force the refugees to hitch rides on fishing trawlers, and which also prevent people from helping those fishing trawlers full of refugees due to fear of legal consequences.

Hopefully BOTH of these events spark changes on an international scale in terms of what is legally allowed to be sailed, who is legally allowed to be the passengers, and what the rescue protocols are in the event of disaster for any seafaring vessel, illegal or not. It shouldnt be just the global 1% who get 24/7 search parties and remote-operated submersibles helping rescue them.

#the question of 'what do we owe to each other' can be answered simply with 'the dignity of retrieving our remains when we die' #another answer is 'the dignity of thinking about each other fellow humans with similar motivations and feelings' #also 'stopping someones potentially self-destructive behaviors just because theyre rich and want to feel special' #also i feel like humans have been sailing the seas long enough that it should be guaranteed that people will survive sea voyages #im very mad about specifically mediterranean maritime disasters because we have ancient writing saying they made it safe #sailing from Egypt to Greece was so old hat and safe that people legit took the ancient equivalent of cruises back and forth #cleopatra habitually sailed from alexandria to rome with a ton of ships and was fine #Nero tried to have his mother drowned at sea by orchestrating a dramatic shipwreck while she was our sailing AND SHE SURVIVED #and then swam to shore got back to rome and whooped his ass #fuckin pliny the elder tried to evacuate people from pompeii and the surrounding coast villages when vesuvius erupted #and he actually WAS able to rescue people #but he himself had an asthma attack from the fumes which led to a heart attack and he died on the beach #there is legit no excuse for that trawler of migrant refugees to have wrecked #negligence all around #anyway #oceangate

[uncanny-tranny]

Periodic reminder that unless a person specifically and clearly tells you it is okay to tell others they are trans or queer, you should err on the side of caution and assume they do not want you to tell people (especially random people!) about their transness or queerness.

You have no idea, generally, why somebody doesn't talk openly about their trans or queer status, and you have no idea, truly, how somebody might react to that information. The most progressive person out there is still capable of harbouring incredibly negative thoughts about somebody's queer status.

#lesbian #gay #bi #bisexual #trans #transgender #queer #lgbt #lgbtq #ally advice #inspired after somebody at work outed me (again ×3) #i don't care how 'safe' you assume they will be! you cannot TRULY guarantee their safety! #you are effectively gambling with somebody's safety by assuming you can out them #also even if their safety was somehow 100% guaranteed it is still not your place to dictate what others know about THEM #like it isn't your own information you are giving out. the other person is a real human being with real thoughts... #...and there are real ramifications to your actions! this is like... real life and like... real people #anyway. i'm still fucking horrified at how cool people are (at least wrt me) with outing others 🙃🫠 #and it just... further reminds me that others see me as like... a thing to be talked about/over and i'm not seen as an autonomous human #maybe that's not their intentions 9/10 times but that still doesn't justify it nor does it change how i interpret that behaviour 👍 #it's just dehumanizing imo to be reminded 'your comfort DOESN'T MATTER. i think you should be talked ABOUT not TO.' #clarification for the first tag: this is the THIRD time somebody has outed me. i NEVER talk about being trans to... pretty much ANYBODY irl #it's shit like this that i have to resist taking the 'doompill' over #because it's scary and dehumanizing every. single. time. i feel so fucking scared each time #because - AGAIN - i know my safety will NEVER be guaranteed because i am trans and queer

[startagainaprologue]

in where siffrin goes to time prison

#i can guarantee this has been done but i have not SEEN it so it doesnt count #isat #in stars and time #siffrin #siffrin isat #mirabelle isat #isabeau isat #bonnie isat #isat spoilers #<- very funny i need to put this tag on this post #my art

[egophiliac]

GRIMS COMING!!! You gonna pull for him??👀👀

I'm gonna try, but...

I have mere hours to decide if I want to make one last attempt at Malleus or save a few to try for Grim...and this is all before the new event reveal on the 16th. truly the most difficult choice of our modern times. the gacha is getting its revenge for all of my Lilias.

#art #of a sort #twisted wonderland #glorious masquerade #can't believe that malleus still won't come home two years in a row #okay. okay. so we'll get a free 10 pull for grim and then if i use ALL my keys and gems that'll get me up to...ugh. numbers. 91? #literally 9 short of a guaranteed summon. oh my god. #curse you trey why is your birthday just too late to get me another 10 set when i need it #i was really trying to ration but i still spent too many of my hoarded keys failing to get masqeralleus #my hubris... #and this is assuming that i won't even want any of the 2023 halloween ssrs which is. unlikely. #may we all get ridiculously lucky and get the fancy ssr on our first pull using the free event keys #it can happen if we all BELIEVE #(sobs)

[peachypunchh]

thank you grizzly for sharing this with us after the new arthur art was posted on patreon

arthur bennett you will never be ugly to me <3

#jrwi #jrwi show #the suckening #jrwi the suckening #jrwi arthur #arthur bennett #jrwi arthur bennett #HOT CHARACTERS IS THE GRIZZLY GUARANTEE #ngl though grizzly knew what he was doing when he went for that motorcycle helmet #if celty can make the helmet look sexy so can arthur #this is a durarara post now actually i love women on motorcycles

[dailyhatsune]

miku celebrating new years a little too late

sorry but it’s actually early! happy eve of lunar new year everyone

#hatsune miku #vocaloid #piapro studio #doodle #ask #diamondbrickz #random rambling: i feel like i’ve seen more lion dances than dragon dances? #like. i know how both work given where i live and how long i’ve lived but #i can at least guarantee i’ve seen a lion dance performance every year #can’t say the same for dragon dances; which is a shame because the performances are so cool #a dragon chasing down a pearl…

[theofficialpresidentoftheusa]

Uhhmm this is finished enough. Yeah. Lovely boys whom I love.

#ofmd #our flag means death #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #ofmd fanart #our flag means fanart #I can GUARANTEE this gets less notes than the WIP which is so funny to me #though people’s reactions to the WIP made me want to finish it quick which was nice so. it did make me very happy. and weepy. 🥲 #mary arts

[softichill]

JtKCU (Jeff the Killer Cinematic Universe)

#cricket doodles #art #creepypasta #jeff the killer #homicidal liu #nina the killer #jane the killer #Except it's not a cinematic universe bc a movie centering around Jeff is guaranteed awful quality at this point #Anywho fun fact Jeff is one of my favorite creepypasta characters #Not bc he's well-written but because I can see the potential and all the characters people have thrown into his story are fun #(I'm a little shocked at how popular Nina is now considering she used to be used as a joke character. Scene nostalgia is powerful)

[itsmespicaa]

"Whoops, so sorry. Where are the shears for the least expensive clothes? Looks like it's not this one."

#chiori #genshin impact #chiori genshin #fanart #spica draws #translating directly from the CN teaser #THIS IS MY OFFERING TO HER PLS COME HOME EARLY PLSLSPLSPFDH AAAAAAAA I HAVE HER GUARANTEED BUT STILL QWQ EARLY WOULD BE AMAZING #good luck to everyone who's also pulling!!! #i love her so much its not even funny omg HFJKSDHF IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT !!!! i have everything ready for her qwq #i love elegant women who can kick my ass and call me names #her indifferent sassy and idgaf attitude is so....*chefs kiss*

[heynhay]

will you break and take all the words from my mouth?

#klance #voltron #vld #keith kogane #lance mcclain #IM BITING RIPPING AND TEARING #THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE SONG I PROMISED. #THE LANCE SONG. #i will literally guarantee satisfaction if you just go listen #not to mention its a fucking banger in general #it gets a fucking 99% klance match score. it has tension. some resentment. lots of love. overwhelming everything. god #this comic would be like right around the beat drop at 2 min btw. #me finally putting lance thru it for once instead of keith LOL #tumblr user heynhay be like STORYTELLING THROUGH COLOR CAN WE USE THE PALETTE TO BUILD THE NARRATIVE PLEASE!!! #BUT BACK TO THE SONG #IT HAS EVERYTHING. EVEN REFERENCES TO BOOTS. LONG HAIR. OUTDATTED 80s FASHION. #REFERENCES TO BEING RUDE TO THEM IN ORDER TO GET THEIR ATTENTION. #REFERENCES TO BEING ANGRY BC YOU CANT STOP THINKING ABT THEM #i unironicallyt must have listened to this one hundreds of times on loop while drawing this. enjoy. #art #my art #btw keith is explaining some deranged shit hes like: (with big sparkly anime eyes) do you wanna go build a pipe bomb and blow up that bldng

[despazito]

can’t get that post out of my brain like there’s very much a breed of users on here who love to brag about being into freaky hardcore stuff and erotic cannibalism whilst never getting laid which whatever, but the thing is they can’t stay in their lane cuz they go onto posts where people are talking about their IRL physical intimacy experiences and either a) look down on other people having more “boring” sex than their AO3 hatefuck gore fics or b) become grossed out at the thought of kissing someone

like sorry if i’m suddenly vanilla for not being aroused by intestines and skullfucking my kinks aren’t that extreme because they’re grounded within the confines of me actually having sex with another living breathing person i dont want to legit hurt lol?? yet somehow I’M the prude here???

#this isnt like kink shamy im talking about like hannibal fic writers into hypothetical sex acts you could only do once #before logistically someone dies or goes to prison #like theres a difference between bloodplay or knifeplay and straight up guro #i can guarantee ive done weirder shit than those people

[quill-n]

Here's that Molly animatic I've been working on <3 !! I thought that this song fit him a little too well so I had to do something with it :)

[Here's the Youtube link for anyone that wants to watch it there]

thumbnail posting for Ant <3

#critical role #the mighty nein #mollymauk #mollymauk tealeaf #jester lavorre #yasha nydoorin #caleb widogast #lestera #kingsley tealeaf #caduceus clay #I know the others made appearances but they weren't really major figures in the animatic so I'm not gonna tag them #mighty nein spoilers #quillnart #I packed in a LOT of little details #hope you enjoy!! #(do I tag this as widomauk? i tried sneaking them in there a little) #(can be interpreted as non-romantic ofc tho) #(anyways I got a fun little idea for another mitski animatic involving essek #can't guarantee that one will be next though...) #(I have so many animatic scripts waiting to be drawn. rip me)