#i can imagine her being just a cool gal

[beiasluv]

f1 tropes that I daydream about

a/n: yes, i have d.l.s (dilf lover syndrome)

— dilf!jenson crushing on a younger reader. keeping things appropriate when he’s ripping his skin off inside. reader being this cheeky gal, playing innocent just to push his buttons. (wink) jokes aside, I just know that the tension is pregnant in the air. imagining wearing a dress he loves to a house party, he just needs to whip you out to a bathroom.

— princess treatment everyday from mr. button himself. hands on your waist, rubbing it in circles, keeping your skirt from rolling too high (in public) ‘darling’ just feels to wrong yet so right.

— teenage dirtbag!jenson going to frat parties and ended up crashing at your place. trying to be civilized and give him a proper treatment. while unbuttoning his shirt, he got it the wrong way (very much to your liking- and y’know what happens next 😉)

— dilf jenson, finding his pregnant reader and his dogs cuddling together. (I hate pregnancy trope but gah daium)

— rbr!sebastian being this meanie he always is, treating everyone like a fucking dick except reader. (or it could go another way that he treats reader like a fucking dick until tension explodes and they found themself in a compromising 😉 situation at a party, drunk and intoxicated. room screaming of sex.) long run is, reader felt like a fucking piece of meat, seb running after her to prove her wrong. princess treatment, darling, spoiling, you name it.

— your favorite german brat, being all slutty and flirty to his grid boyfriend (button/jenson) and you get jealous, pulling him for a heated kiss in the cool down room. seb just grinning to the kiss, tugging your hair harder.

— rbr!seb being all obsessed with his younger assistant/manager, can’t take her seriously for fuck’s sake. smiling like a fucking idiot even when she’s mad at him, so she just kiss him stupid to get him into his senses.

— sugardaddy!mark 😔🤭 he’s just your dumb himbo/dilf paying for your attention/happiness (fuck you to who ever say money can’t buy happiness) you got him wrapped around your fingers, girlbossing him all you want. (and he’s happy with it) until you fiddled too much with his patience (in a good way) he finally thinks he has to teach you some lessons and proves who actually wears the pants. 😉

— dilf!webber visiting your family’s house for a bbq. being the aussie he is, got assigned to take care of the grill, while you walk around in your promiscuous little dress. killing him in every way known to man.

— carlos sainz and innocent kink is my favorite McCombo. being a simp for you with his big brown eyes, what ever you say pretty boy. but just so you know that he can corrupt you whenever he wants.

feel free to use them, write them, daydream- tag me if you made something 🤭🤭

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[deadsnothere]

Gunslinger Girl!

Synopsis - After getting a call from Garp, Alias made her way to the Baratie for a nice bite to eat and a long needed reunion.

Part 2

WARNINGS!! - READER HAS A NAME!!

Request - no, not taking them sorry.

Word count - 2.8k

Speak Ali! - Both parts together make 5,340 words, this Fic has literally taken up my brain.

Monkey D. Luffy.

Garp was a cheeky bastard.

I, Alias Foreman, Swore to be on Monkey D. Luffy's pirate crew when we both turned sixteen and fled to the sea together. I had a dream of becoming one of the most versatile people known to man. I want to learn as much as I can, to cook, to clean, to navigate boats and ships, anything you can teach me I will try my hardest to understand and learn. Now I'm not saying that I want to be the best at everything, there will always be people better. But I want to at least understand the basics of as much as possible. But for all of my life I've been known as a Gunslinger.

I'm ‘The Cheshire Cat’. Cool name with a stupid job. I hate being a Warlord of the Sea, it's the stupidest job on this side of the east blue, and they wouldn't even give me a proper crew. Just a few bumbling idiots who don't know what being a pirate really means.

Luffy always understood what being a pirate meant. I remember watching Garp train him day in and day out. Parts of me understand why Garp was so hard on him, I mean people say he takes after Gold Roger. Imagine your grandson taking after someone you helped execute. I don't think I'd be fond of it either. I’ve never thought Garp nor Luffy were wrong for what they want but, I think one knows what he's doing and the other doesn't.

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It's always quite bothersome when halfway through my delicious dinner, I get interrupted by a soggy mean fishman running in here and trying to take my table for dinner. If he had waited a few minutes I would've gladly given it up, I just wanted to finish my meal. But the inpatient idiot just had to have it now.

“I'm afraid there are no more tables.” Arlong and two of his crew members were walking down the stairs of the Baratie. They’re bodies are still wet and leaving water as they walk, which is just plain disrespectful. “I see a bunch of tables.” I couldn't help but roll my eyes, to think I would have a peaceful dinner, just hopeful dreaming. People started to whisper and get up from their tables but I stayed in my seat, intending to finish the nice meal served to me. Plus it's not as if they got far, Arlong was yelling at them as soon as he got to the middle of the staircase. “Sit down!” he yelled in his degrading, chalkboard scratching voice. I continued to cut my steak in pieces to eat, they over cooked it a bit but a fine job was done anyways. Seasoned almost perfectly. A little too much oregano, but I'm just too picky with my food. Arlong went around as if he owned the place. “No one leaves.”

He looked at me with malice in his smile. “Except you.” His webbed hand went to grab the collar of my shirt but I stopped it with my own, barely even looking back. “I only have a bite or two left, I'll give it up when I'm done.” I took another drink from my wine and let go of his hand, continuing on with my meal. I could tell it pissed him off from the way he growled close to my ear. A stupid amount of spit landing on my dinner plate and shoulder. I shivered in disgust and stood up from my table. “You know what- take it.” I grabbed my plate and wine and stood up, leaving the small round table for the fishmen to sit at. I felt bad not eating the steak so I got a to-go box from the reservations desk and put it in there to give to someone later. Deciding that maybe i'll get a nice drink from the bar instead.

I was a wine kind of gal so I got a nice glass of Merlot, it was tasty. Had lots of flavor, some of which I enjoyed and some I didn't. I was enjoying the peace. I always knew it wouldn't last long but god was i sad when it was over. “Which one of you is Arlong?” Oh shit. I knew his voice anywhere, the voice I was sent for by his grandfather, the voice of a new age. I got a refill on my wine, and bought the whole bottle while I was at it, due to the lingering feeling that this wasn't going to look pretty.

When I got back into the restaurant I decided to just rest a little under the staircase, hidden by the shadows hopefully. Seeing Luffy again made me nervous. Something about it..something about how he’d be even a little bit different. When I assessed the situation in front of me it confused me a bit. I could hear that Arlong was yelling from the bar but he's an idiot so I tuned it out and tried to enjoy the bit of ‘quiet’ I had. Arlong has an older gentleman by his shirt collar, while Luffy was halfway down the main staircase. He had two men behind him, one named Usopp the other Sanji. I heard about them both, one from a customer here and the other, from a bartender. “So this is the pirate I've heard so much about.” Arlong was starting to circle around some of the tables, pacing I guess. “You know, I was expecting someone… bigger.”

Sounds like my cue. I came out of the shady area setting the wine glass and bottle on the table and grabbing a pack of cigarettes and a lighter from a pocket in my shorts, picking the lucky one and placing it in my mouth delicately. “Tell me about it..I've had someone in my ear all day. ‘Find that dumbass.’ I have a headache at this point.” I laughed and leant on the chair. Luffy looks away from Arlong for a millisecond, to look at me but I don't think it registered in his brain. He couldn't have forgotten me. Luffy spoke, in his normal, nonchalant, Luffy way. “So was I.” I was puffing from my cigarette as I laughed. The snicker making smoke pour out of my nose. That got Luffy's attention. His head snapped to look at me, his eyes didn’t leave me, it looked like he was inspecting every part of my body. Probably looking for the one sign it was me. The small skull shaped scar just above my left knee. I wore shorts today just so he would see it.

His eyes were as wide as the plates they were using to serve that delicious soup I had for an appetizer. “ALIAS?!-” internally I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding. Externally, all I could do was smile. Luffy had a bright smile on his cheeks and I couldn't help but smile back. It was a smile I yearned for, for so long. I knew with even a bit of it, I was going to be addicted again.

I could see how excited luffy was that I was here (which made me VERY happy), but Arlong being himself did not like that attention wasn't on him for those few seconds so he cleared his throat obnoxiously. “Do you know who I am, boy?” Luffy's attention went to him but came right back when I spoke up. “Arlong the Saw.” There was a moment of silence, I taped the ash away from my cigarette into an empty glass off the table of people in front of me, and took another drag from it. “And just who are you-” - “I’m The Cheshire Cat.” I undid two of the buttons on my button up shirt with one hand, letting my collar fall back to show off the cat like scratches that laid on my collar bone (If those cats were lions that scratched almost all the way down my torso and arm). I did a stupid little bow. A few people reacted but I enjoyed the way Luffy looked so wowed. Arlongs eyes widened but they just went right back to a dumb smug smile. “You, Arlong, go for 20 million berrys.” I took another drag, exhaling calmly. “Which is impressive for the east blue but..Not so much other places.” He laughed from his chest, his friends going along with it. “What does the sell out have to say about it?” I sighed softly.

A part of me wished I was a sell out, instead of a kidnapped child forced to do the government's dirty work. The other part knew I would never do that, knew I would never betray my own crew like that. “Oh nothing honestly, I don't care about you.” I looked over to Luffy who still had a smile on his face. When we made eye contact he started to beam. I've only visited him once since I became a warlord, it makes me happy to see him so full of joy just from a moment of eye contact with me. “I'm here for him.” Luffy's hands started to shake, it was something small he always did around me. Blurted it out one day, said when I was excited sometimes I gave him a look, a glint in my eye that made him so happy his entire body shook. It was the sweetest thing he’d ever said to me. Arlong growled once again, leaving spit in someone's food. Those poor people.

He was circling the tables to get to me, circling around me slowly as if I was fish bait he was waiting to snap on. “Well I was here first.” I thought about correcting him, telling him that I was in fact here first. But Luffy interrupted the thought anyway. “How’d you find me anyway?” Luffy sounded completely confident in himself, Arlong just let out another horrid chuckle and made his way back to where he originally stood. “Old friend helped me track you down.” At first Luffy looked over to me, but I was drinking a sip of wine, just listening to what was happening in front of me. Arlong clicked his tongue and one of the other fish men grabbed the clown pirate's head out of a bag. “Heya, Straw hat. Did you miss me?” Luffy looked extremely confused, Sanji looked exhausted and Usopp looked terrified. “Burpy?” The name he called him almost made me spit out my wine from laughter (Which made Luffy happy, I could tell because he glanced at me. Even just for a second.) “What are you doing here?”

The fact that there was only a clown head confused and disturbed me, but I looked past it. “Believe me, it wasn't my first choice either.” He looked a bit nervous as he spoke. “But these fine fishy folk persuaded me to point them in the right direction, which ain't easy when you don't have any hands!” The joke made me raise my eyebrows and laugh a bit, it was funny i'll give him that. But Luffy still looked confused. “How’d you even know where to find me?” Suddenly the clown had the most serious expression I've ever seen him in. “I told you, I've got eyes and ears everywhere.” I noticed an ear start to climb out of the red band of Luffys hat. It was quite strange. The ear went back to the clown and popped right back in place, laughing. Luffy took the hat off his head inspecting it, while the two men behind him shared a look. “Stereo!” Luffy looked shocked. “You were listening all along? You heard everything?” The clown was quite happy. “Everything! and that old quick. 'Cause you shi-diots have no idea what you're doing.” The mashup word made me giggle a bit, it sounded so stupid, but it was kinda funny. (But luffy frowned a bit when he saw I laughed so i stopped as quick as i started).

The clown's head jumped towards the fishman with the huge lips. “Hey lips? How about a scratch behind the old ear, huh?” That made me roll my eyes, he was stupid enough to ask his captors that? The fishmen put him back in the bag. Buggy complaining about how sandy and wet it was.

“Listen here. I want my map.” It was so stupid. Watching them fight over the map to the entrance to the grand line, I understand why Luffy wanted it, but Arlong has a giant crew of thieves who could easily take it from another marine base. “Along with half of whatever you plunder as tribute.” Tribute? for getting a map, does he want tribute for his own existence now? “And if you bow down to me, I might even let you serve in my kingdom.” Stupid men. All of them were the same. Well not all, but most were extremely similar. “I don't bow down to any man.” Luffy stood tall, his head held up high as usual. That's my boy. “I'm no man.” Luffy continued. “Or fish.” That made Arlong growl and made me laugh. “And you’re no king.” There was a certain feeling in the air, the aggression that at any moment, one or the other would attack. Everyone was on high alert, my wine made that hard. It was just so delicate. Hard to enjoy in this environment but perfect in others.

“I will be, when I get my grand line map.” Luffy just smiled, which was a little bit attractive. “Then” He placed his hat back on his head. “You’re gonna have to fight me for it.” I take the attractive comment back, he's stupid. “Then let the fighting begin.” A bullet bounced off the fishmans skin. My hands almost drew closer to my own guns but instead I decided to pour another glass of wine. The old man that cooked my food was standing with a gun in his hand, the trigger pulled in his fingers clutches.

The thing about fishmen (I had learned the hard way) is that regular bullets don't affect them. I have very special bullets, made from some weird unmeltable ice, something about them coming from a town inside the grand line called drum town, from the deepest parts of frozen lakes. They're so sharp they even pierce fishman skin but don't go as deep as I would like.

Arlong turned to the old man, one of his crew members kicking him away and down before punching him into a pillar. Sanji called out his name and ran over, jumping on the table and kicking the fishman in the face. Which just pissed him off more. He got a few good kicks to the face and arms, even the legs but Luffy distracted him. “Really good fighter.” By the time he went to do a quite nice spinning kick to the face again, he caught his foot in his arm. I reached for both guns in my holsters, Checking that they had the correct bullets and shot multiple rounds from Alice, all of them making a trail up his arm and letting Sanji get away. The fishman looked back at me, anger and confusion in his eyes. “These bullets are made of ice, so sharp they even pierce fishman skin. I got them specially made.” There was a delicate smile on my lips, blowing the smoke out of my mouth and away from my guns. Normally i wouldn't touch these but i had a feeling about bringing them today, i'm glad i did. they may be expensive but Luffy was worth it anyways.

Everything was happening so quickly, Luffy's gum gum pistol, Arlong grabbing and pulling him closer. “Uh-” I could tell there was panic in his voice, but I couldn't tell if helping would really be helping at all. He was thrown at a pillar, landing on the floor with a thud. “Get up!” Arlong yelled, if i was him i would've stayed on the floor in spite, but he got up regardless. He kept stretching his arms three punches, one to each shoulder and one to the face. “Not bad for a human.”

I lifted my pistol to shoot Arlong but luffy put his hand up, his middle and ring finger were intertwined and the other three fingers touched. That was our sign when we were kids to stay out of it. It was our secret signal, not even Ace or Sabo or Dadan knew what it meant. I lowered my pistol, spinning it and putting it back in its holster. I grabbed the wine bottle taking a nice big gulp. Glad i’d gotten the entire bottle because this in fact, was not going to be pretty.

Part 2!!

#one piece spoilers #one peice #one piece #one piece live action #opla #opla sanji #opla usopp #opla buggy #opla spoilers #opla zoro #opla nami #opla arlong #op live action #op luffy #luffy x reader #one piece luffy #one piece sanji #one piece usopp #one piece nami #monkey d luffy x reader #monkey d. luffy #luffy x oc #straw hat luffy #slight sanji x reader #the chronicles of alias forman #monkey d luffy x you #self insert oc #selfshipping #self shipping community #monkey d luffy x alias foreman

[star-girl69]

do you have any hcs for what dating natalie would be like?

Dating Natalie Scatorccio Headcannons

(pre and post crash)

warnings: swearing, mentions of drugs and alcohol, regular yellowjackets things, tell me if i missed anything!!

pre crash

IM SORRY I LOVE NATALIE BUT…. SHES A LITTLE TOXIC BEFORE THE CRASH

and i mean you can partly place the blame on her using and also her home life, but still

she gets a little jealous…. gets a little crazy….

but sooner or later she’ll finally realize that she’s just being a little silly and apologize to you

date nights for her depend on her mood. if she’s happy? you’re going out and doing something! think shauna and adam in season one- mini golfing, jumping off bridges, etc

if she’s not in a good mood, then she probably just wants you and let’s be honest some drugs and/or alcohol (I LOVE HER I SWEAR)

if her dad is still alive then he’s real suspicious of y’all but HIS DAUGHTER BEING GAY??? HE REFUSES TO EVEN ENTERTAIN THE IDEA

just some gal pal’s to him

NATALIE AT SCHOOL IS WILD

when she’s not skipping she’s probably finding some way to annoy you

“will you come to practice today?” “sorry nat i have to study” “oh, okay. will you come to practice today?” “no, i have to study” “that’s cool. will you come to practice today tho?”

and if you’re also on the soccer team she is so happy!!! loves talking to you about what happened during the game bc unlike other people she knows, who don’t like soccer, or aren’t as into it as her, you just get it like no one else does

communicating with looks across the fields for sure

if you’re not on the team you basically are bc she INSISTS you come to every single game and every single practice

“PLEASE I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW I HAVE TO STUDY!!!!” “but like we win every time you’re there so….”

coach martinez genuinely told you to stop studying and get on the field and you were like ???

but he insisted so you walked out there until natalie was like ???

“you do realize y/n is not actually on the team, right, coach….?”

wilderness

natalie is so done with the wilderness as soon as she gets there like

especially during the summer months even if you suck you’re going hunting with her

like literally imagine just sitting on a tree stump while natalie just goes PEW PEW PEW and the brings back like a bunch of dead rabbits bc she’s amazing like that

she LOVESSSS reminding you (and everyone tbh) that she was the one to get the food

“omg this is so good” “thanks yeah what can i say i have a gift”

she totally finds a little corner of the cabin somewhere and just is like: me and you here ok? ok

winter months get crazy

all of sudden she’s like no don’t come hunting stay back but like you’ve gotten weirdly into it now and besides YOU WANT TO BE WITH HER??

“no you can’t come”

“why?”

“bc it’s cold!!!!”

“ok and??? you’re going!!!”

“ITS DIFFERENT OK”

“NO ITS NOT???”

eventually she’ll probably cave in and let you come but TRUST she is wrapping you up herself you look like a little penguin at the end probably

but if it’s ever like REALLY cold she is not above begging to make sure you stay in the cabin

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everything taglist:

@emilynissangtr

#yellowjackets x reader #natalie scatorccio #natalie scatorccio x reader

[lillysbigwilly]

summer with modern!ellie headcanons

pov: i’m missing summer and i’m indulging in my current fixation

picnics all the time and i mean like if she ever sees a cool spot on a walk, beast believe you’ll be back in a day or two with a basket of food and drinks

not the biggest fan of the beach but will go if you wanted to

prefers doing lake days to beach days, something about it being a little more private and less people seeing you in a swimming costume

don’t get her wrong, she loves showing off what’s hers but to a degree. men love to ogle at her beauty of a girlfriend and ellie wasnt about to let them have a free show

water fights with ellie are a must and often happen unannounced

just imagine laying on the grass or sun deck in your back garden and suddenly ellie comes running over with a water gun and just drenching you

going into that point more, she’d also be holding another water gun and when you stand up, she’ll throw it at you so you can actually have a water fight.

as long as it’s a clear night, you best believe that ellie is dragging you into your garden to stargaze

hosting little get togethers, a small kiddy pool in your back garden with friends and family filling your garden. sharing drinks and picking at foods.

bonfires with dina and jesse

camping with joel and tommy when the weather is nice

now definitely don’t imagine summer clothes shopping with ellie. her sitting and watching as you modelled pretty little summer dresses and co-ords

if you ask nicely, she’d probably let you dress her up once or twice (although she will never be seen in public with a dress on)

the dates the two of you would go on in summer are incredible. museum dates, hikes, watching the sunrise and sunsets

both yours and ellie’s social media’s would be filled with the sights you’ve seen

no because imagine

elliewilliams

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y/n (tagged dina and some other gal)

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y/n ellie took this whilst screaming for joel to save her (she loves us really)

#the last of us #ellie williams #ellie williams x female reader #fanfic #tlou2 #ellie tlou #wlw #ellie williams headcanons #ellie x reader #headcanon #modern!ellie williams

[gabessquishytum]

ok, Selkies then, right? Cool, I got my BA in literature and cultural studies for this moment.

So some neigboring Queen gives Hob this seal fur coat she found. She trying to tell to Hob that she's totally DTF, but Hob is just like "right, thanks," and has the coat put away and doesn't want to think about it cause he's not really ready for the whole marriage thing, it's all stupidly political and complicated and he'd rather just keep the gifts the suitors-to-be send over in a hall where he doesn't have to look at them.

Meal while, Dream has been looking for his coat left and right, and that sucks because he wants to be a seal again. Eventually, he find that it was sold at market to a woman who worked for the queen, and when he tracked her down, the woman informed him that the queen gave it to Hob.

So *heavy sigh* Drean has to go tell Hob that he, Dream, needs his coat back to go back home.

No one will let him see Hob, no one will tell Hob that Dream wants an audience. And Dream has to brake into Hob's bed chambers to demand the coat back.

When Hob wakes up, he sees this man over him and is like "well, something just awoke in me."

But Dream has no time for these sexy shenanigans, he wants his coat back and if Hob could just kindly point him to wear it's being kept, Dream can get it and be on his way home.

And Hob, very happy to be rid of the coat for a good cause, says "I can get that for you," and Before Dream can stop him, Hob get's the coat and hands it to Dream. Dream won't take it, so Hob just drops it in his arms, so Dream can't really refuse him.

Hib gives one of his warm and goes back to bed, but Dream follows him.

Hob explains that he doesnt need permission to leave, and Dream should return home.

And Dream meekly explains that returning the coat like this was akin to a marriage proposals, and Dream taking it basically meant they were married now, and it would be impolight for him to *a-hem* leave his husband wanting on their wedding night.

And Hob doesn't want Dream to feel obligated, but Dream's on board if Hob is, and who is Hob to argue if a beautiful husband gals into his lap?

Hob is like fuck yeah!! I don't have to do all the boring political matchmaking!

But of course he feels super guilty for accidentally trapping Dream into a marriage! He feels like such an idiot. But Dream is like "actually my family sent me onto land to try and find a spouse but things got complicated and I lost my coat so this is good, I can go home and tell everyone that I'm not useless!"

And Hob is like "useless?? Why would your family say that, you're obviously perfect???" And Dream blushes and decides that his new husband is rather lovely, actually.

Turns out that Dream is actually a selkie prince! His family kind of suck and he much prefers being Hob’s consort. Dream tries to let Hob have the coat back to show that he won't run away but Hob refuses because he's determined to let Dream have as much freedom as he needs to be himself. So Dream takes Hob to the sea and they swim together and have sex on the beach as a kind of big Fuck You to Dream’s terrible family.

Hob issues a proclamation that is basically like "if you fucking touch my husband or his coat i will have you personally murdered :))" and I like to imagine that they have lots of lovely little selkie babies together or alternatively adopt some babies who have lost their parents. And when Dream goes back to visit his family, they have to begrudgingly admit that he's done very, very well for himself.

#the sandman #dreamling #nsft #literature ba solidarity between anon and myself 😌😌

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

out of curiosity, do you have any preferred headcanons for how tall the members of the Batfam are? who's the tallest to shortest?

listen I don't have exact measurements but I do have vibes. I'm going to say right out of the gate that I simply do not hold with DC artists and their habit of Russian nesting dolling the Robins so they're each a little bit shorter with age, it's a useful visual shorthand but it's also not my truth even if I sometimes agree with portions.

for instance: I do have to concede that Bruce needs to be the tallest of the Batboys in order to enable a lot of his whole schtick, especially your modern era Batmans who are built to be tanks as opposed to the sleeker, more acrobatically-oriented Batman of earlier ages. Batfleck honestly had a great build for it, 6'4 and built to loom.

on the other hand, I Know what male gymnasts look like and Dick came from a whole family of them; he doesn't need to be SHORT short but brother he is not the tallest Robin by any stretch. he's 5'8 if he's Lucky, likely shorter. and he's fine with it! he isn't insecure about being a compact king!

I strongly dislike the recent development towards drawing adult Jason as a brute, but I have long enjoyed the headcanon that he would have had a hard growth spurt after Bruce took him in and he didn't have to worry about food insecurity. he is absolutely taller than Dick but, HOT TAKE, I don't think he's a Lot taller. as Red Hood he's definitely exaggerating the difference with chunky boots + his stupid full-face mask for extra height, + his jacket and all his gear make him look taller and broader than Nightwing in his little skintight getup. out of costume they physically look much more similar.

I also super hate when Tim is drawn as a skinny short little waif, genuinely there's no reason for that. that's a little American rich boy who grew up on milk and white bread, there's no reason for him to look like he has Victorian urchin wasting disease. fuck this, Tim is taller than both Dick and Jason. same energy as the improv kid I went to high school with who was 5'11 but cool about it.

completing the circle and fully reversing the Robins, I know that other fans have pointed out that Damian's Asian heritage conspires against him being hugelarge as an adult, but genetics are a grab bag and I think he deserves to be Bruce-sized. adult Damian can pick Dick up and put him in the fridge if he wants. at present though his growth spurt is really taking its sweet time and he's hovering around Cass-height (see below).

Duke is hovering in a zone right between Jason and Tim but everyone forgets that and imagines him being taller because the little bat ears on his helmet give him a couple extra inches.

a lot of older comics, especially the Dixon run, frequently have Selina drawn like she's tall as all hell, and I honestly love that for her. 5'11, Megan Thee Stallion kind of build for her.

Cass is frequently drawn as tiny to an extent that is, frankly, implausible and borderline upsetting (if memory serves she literally got folded up and carried in a backpack once?) but listen: she's certainly not tall. I'm willing to offer her 5'3 as an absolute maximum. also literally no one asked but Michelle Yeoh is the Lady Shiva of my heart and shes 5'4, so that's canon To Me.

however tall Dick is in your head I want you to add one (1) inch and that's Barbara. this is so crucial to me.

Steph is like a deeply average 5'4 and a half, and I realize this Does mean that I've Russian nesting dolled the Batgirls (at least in order of appearance in comics, not the actual order they Batgirls) and I am Fine with that. throw Harper Row in here too, she and Steph are just chilling being average height gal pals.

Helena is freakishly tall by Italian woman standards, by which I mean like 5'7.

this is vile and I'm sorry to the Robins but unfortunately Jean Paul is a genetically engineered freak bred to kill so he's probably taller than all of them save for an adult Damian. 6'2 to my miserable boy. beginning to think I was lying when I said I didn't have exact numbers.

so I think in descending order the lineup I've created is Bruce, JP, Selina and Tim, Duke, Jason and Babs, Dick, Helena, Steph and Harper, Damian, Cass.

did I skip anyone vital you want to know about?

#batblogging

[cleverri]

What sort of petnames would the Bad Guys call their S/O, if any?

THE BAD GUYS x READER | written by MOD okari

NOTE: Thank you so much for the request, anon!! Pet names are so cute, personally ‘darling’ and ‘babydoll’ are my favorite. :-)

warnings; none

Mr. Wolf, Mr. Snake, Mr. Piranha, Mr. Shark, and Mrs. Tarantula pet names for their S/O...

Mr. Wolf

Darling / Sweetheart / Doll

Aside from sweetheart, which we’ve heard from him in the movie, I totally feel like Wolf would use ‘darling’ and ‘doll’ when teasing you or when a sentimental moment happens! Watch out for that playful flirting involving pet names – it’s going to happen. ;-)

Mr. Snake

Sugar

Okay so sure, he normally says it in a teasing / annoyed tone, take it while you can!! I don’t honestly see Snake being big on pet names and he uses them sparingly, but if you’re not into them either then that's totally cool! If you are, give an abundance of pet names – never say his actual name. Feast on his annoyed groans, find one that causes him to stop functioning for a few seconds. He’ll totally love that one, I promise. * wink wink *

Mr. Piranha

[ NOTES: google translate used, i apologize if a word isn’t used correctly! ]

Mi Estrella / Cariño / Ángel / Cute Stuff / LITERALLY ANY PET NAME INSERT IT HERE

This man.

I almost 100% know this guy will spend hours serenading you and speaking on your beauty. Every pet name ever used has come out of this man's mouth when speaking to you / talking about you / talking about your beauty to your face – sometimes you’re suspicious that he doesn’t actually know your real name and has been using all these pet names to cover it up.

Mr. Shark

Honey / Honeybuns / Sweetie / Precious / Pumpkin / Sugarcube

I feel like he uses them more than Snake and Wolf, but not as much as Piranha – he’s the middle man! He’ll almost always use them as a greeting!! I really feel like he says them in this really soft, calm voice that just makes you melt before you can respond. You also think he’s hungry a lot because 4 / 6 of them are usually food names. 

Mrs. Tarantula

Babydoll / Babe 

I think Webs has a loose, casual sort of style when it comes to pet names! I can imagine her calling you up, or if you go on heist with the gang talking to you through your com and opening with “hey babe,” she really strikes me as the type of gal that would use ‘babe’ the majority of the time while ‘babydoll’ is reserved for softer times and goodnight texts. :-)

#the bad guys x reader #s/o headcanons #the bad guys dreamworks #mr wolf x reader #mr snake x reader #mr piranha x reader #mr shark x reader #mrs tarantula x reader #mod okari

[fallenclan]

seeing as though hailcrash is starting to get older, i've scrapped together a list of contenders for deputy for when/if she retires. i tried to pick younger cats, as many of the cats i'd probably want for deputy are getting quite old </3

daisypetal: her charismatic personality would allow her to be knowledgable about interpersonal dynamics within the clan. she's a cat who i'd place as "in the loop," being both the mate of a medicine cat and being a charming individual. she would know how to inspire a clan and would be good at supporting maplestar when he begins to doubt himself.

beefreckle OR hawkwish: i'm grouping these two together because they both have the "righteous" trait. beefreckle is honestly just sort of a Guy™ but this actually works in his favor. he could be developed into any sort of personality. i also just like righteous cats. they tend to create drama with their strong definitions of right and wrong.

rowanleaf: doesn't exactly strike me as the type to want a leadership position, but i think it'd be cool to have one of moxieoak's kids as a deputy or leader. same goes for willowsplash.

sleepycloud: a diligent and kind-hearted warrior. his cautious nature would make it so that he isn't going to jump to any conclusions right away. he wants to hear all sides of things, hence the "good mediator" trait as well. he would be a well-liked deputy, but i'm not sure whether he has the "tactical" mindset needed for planning patrols.

yewberry: he has some deep-seated insecurites, however after becoming mates with brambletuft and becoming a father, i believe he feels a lot more confident in himself. him being ambitious is interesting to me. i feel like yewberry thinks he has a lot to "prove." he thinks his reputation has been tainted by otterslip, and he wants to be better than his father. i believe yewberry would want to be deputy, but whether he would make a good deputy is still in question.

poppyfeather: a very laid back and chill lady. she has the same charisma that would benefit daisypetal but poppyfeather is also an eloquent speaker. she knows what to say to get cats to listen, and she has the clan's best interests at heart. i just think she's a cool gal.

yellowjay: she has a lot of confidence and energy. on top of being bold, i imagine that she's actually quite clever. in a time of war especially, yellowjay isn't going to hesitate. hesitation can cost lives... but so can rashness. she's adventurous which makes me think she's open to new ideas. yellowjay wouldn't feel strongly about tradition like a more righteous or strict cat might. she looks to the future, not the past.

fernslug: adding her because a lot of people seem to like the idea of a fernstar. i'm not against this at all! however i personally don't think she would want to be deputy or leader. she's just a silly who likes slugs. politics and taking care of an entire clan seems a bit much for her (reasonably).

moosefall: he's kind but perhaps a little too forgiving, in my mind. he seems like someone who is extremely caring/loving but is also easily influenced (he isn't a pushover by any means, but i think he's someone who deeply values the input of his loved ones, even if that input isn't always the best for him or the clan). i think maplestar would see a lot of his younger self in moosefall, too.

antbite: his strictness would help in a time of war, although his youth works against him. similarly to yellowjay, i think antbite would have a very strategic mindset, but even moreso than her. he would be a brilliant deputy in a time of war, but in a time of peace? who knows. i like the idea of him becoming deputy at such a young age and excelling as deputy, but as soon as the war with shallowclan ends he's sort of left in the water, where he isn't sure what to do. i think once he's older, he would be a good deputy during both peace and war, but at his current age maybe not. lots of potential with this one....

mossfrog: she's young, yes, but also very clever. she sees things that others often miss. i feel like she's the type to be a prodigy in all things, but this also leads to her crushing sense of loneliness. she finds it hard to relate to other cats most of the time. she would be an excellent leader/deputy but find herself lacking when it comes ot interpersonal relationships among the clan. she's definitely at risk of "gifted kid burnout." mossfrog is probably one of my favorite contenders on this list!

cats i'd add if not for their age: evie, bluefern, blizzardfang, crowflame, applebranch, wormshade, flyspots, pinefrost

i'm curious to know what you and others think. maybe at some point there could be a poll (could be cats on this list or any you think are fitting) over who should be deputy at some point?

-🐉 (ended up not being busy like i thought i would be! yay! which means more rambling about fictional cats and my Thoughts about them... i'm sorry for the long ask but i can't promise i won't send more long asks in the future)

ooo, i LOVE how well thought out this is,, excellent notes on all of the cats overall, and i have some additions!

daisypetal - not someone i had considered previously, but certainly would be a good choice! i feel like she's a good mix of logical, social, and silly. they're 77 moons currently, so maybe a Little on the older side, but depending on who the leader was at the time, still an excellent choice

beefreckle or hawkwish - both good choices!! i really like the idea of beefreckle especially--i think hawkwish would be a fun choice, but she had the nervous trait for most of her life before becoming righteous, vs beefreckle who had the wise trait. i think they'd both do pretty well, though (and now im imagining beefreckle getting a life from spiderclaw AUGH)

rowanleaf - BIG agree on your stance, i don't think she'd necessarily want to be in a position of power but i do think it would be cool to have a moxieoak descendant as leader/deputy. i wouldn't necessarily say shameless would be the best trait for that, but it is funny to imagine lmao. plus my girl needs to do more interesting things, i've only drawn her like 4 times wtf

sleepycloud - also a really good choice!! he has the Good Mediator trait so i feel like he's good with the social aspect of things, and he's very kind. like you said, though, i'm not sure if he has the "tactical" mindset per se

yewberry - i LOVE yewberry and i'd love to see him as leader/deputy,,, he'd be a good choice too i think. i also love the idea of him feeling like he has a lot to prove, especially since Otterslip.

poppyfeather - until recently, i absolutely would have agreed with your statement, but she appears to no longer be such a laid-back kitty. recently she aquired the vengeful trait, which came out of Nowhere to me, though tbf i think that would make for some very interesting stuff, story-wise

yellowjay - definitely leans on the impulsive side, but i agree with you saying that isn't always a bad thing. she would for sure be an interesting choice, though idk how responsible she is--she always struck me as the type to goof off a lot, which is good for lightning the mood on a patrol, but maybe not as much for deputy. i'll take her into consideration though, bc i do love her and i'd love if she took a more active part in the story

fernslug - you're actually so correct saying she wouldn't really want to be deputy/leader. i think she's pretty content just being a warrior and helping out her clan that way, maybe even taking on the role of a mediator when she's older. i do love her very dearly, and until recently i was nudging her towards that position, but reasonably i think she wouldn't care much for that, and would only do it if she was specifically asked to

moosefall - him as deputy is such a cute idea tbh. i agree with everything you said in his little section--he's a very kind-hearted cat and perhaps very easily influenced. i think he'd do well as leader as long as the deputy was a little more cold/strict, and do well as deputy as long as the leader was a little more cold/strict. its about balance

antbite - interesting choice! i always saw him as a little more rough around the edges, certainly ambitious enough to want the position but maybe a little too harsh to do well in it. lots of potential, i agree. but like with moosefall, he'd probably do okay with a softer deputy/leader by his side

mossfrog - ok. i know shes young but im a little obsessed with this idea now. i've always loved her and the idea of tiny, un-intimidating little moss being the leader of this massive clan is. adorable. maybe next litter of kits we have, she'll get an apprentice? looking at her with my autistic eyes

IN SHORT. your ideas are delightful and have given me much to think about. i'll probably narrow it to my top three some time before hailcrash retires/dies/is promoted to leader, and run a poll to get everyone else's input too

#NEVER apologize for long asks i love them sm #had so much fun with this #fallenasks #dragon anon

[the-guy-shes-interested]

The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy - Drama CD Interview from the cast!

Hey everyone! Back again, and this time, we're diving into the comments from the cast of the Drama CD adaptation of The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't A Guy At All. Be sure to join the Discord Server of The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't A Guy At All for every latest updates!

Comments from Mariya Ise, Akari Kito, Kenjiro Tsuda, and Tasuku Hatanaka about the Drama CD of The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy have been revealed! This comic, written by Sumiko Arai-sensei and eagerly anticipated by fans, released its second volume on February 27, 2024, receiving massive support on social media.

The drama CD is set to release on April 24, and the four cast members (Mariya Ise, Akari Kito, Kenjiro Tsuda, and Tasuku Hatanaka) have shared their thoughts after recording for it.

[Interview starts from here! ― Original Link]

Post-recording Comments:

――Please share your honest impressions after finishing the recording.

Mariya Ise: You know, I've been quietly enjoying Arai-sensei's manga on Twitter. The way Mitsuki unconsciously exudes that handsome aura… it's just so captivating. I found myself getting as excited as Aya about it (laughs). Playing Mitsuki was beyond anything I imagined… I feel incredibly grateful and excited!! Getting to bring to life a beloved character from a beloved story is just pure joy. I put a lot of care and love into portraying Mitsuki!

Akari Kito: The recording session had a lot to cover, but I found it really fun because I had the freedom to act as I liked! Being part of a project I was already a fan of was really satisfying, and it reminded me once again of how thrilling it is to see this story, which is so tied to music, come to life as a drama CD!

Kenjiro Tsuda: Recording was a blast. The atmosphere was lively and upbeat. Whether we were tackling comedic or serious scenes, there was this perfect mix of tension and relaxation in the air, making it all the more enjoyable.

Tasuku Hatanaka: When I joined this project, I made sure to read the manga, of course. It's brimming with those precious emotions of falling for someone, experiencing pain, and feeling frustrated. Being part of the drama CD adaptation of such a heartfelt work genuinely brought me joy.

――Please share your impressions of the character you portrayed.

Mariya Ise: I'm really drawn to Mitsuki's genuine passion for the things she loves and her determination to pursue her goals. It resonates with me because I strive to live my life cherishing those same values. Her genuine care and appreciation for the people around her are truly admirable. Mitsuki's coolness stems from these qualities, and it's clear why she's so supported and loved by those who know her.

Akari Kito: At first glance, she (Aya) might come across as a cheerful, popular girl who fits the "gal" stereotype and holds a high status in school. However, she's actually quite multifaceted. She's deeply passionate about Western music and can be quite serious about it. On the other hand, she also has a cute side, like when she develops a crush on the "onii-san" (?) at the CD shop. It's like she's a kid with many different sides to her personality. Initially, I wasn't sure how to approach playing her character, but I decided to portray her as an ordinary girl, incorporating all those diverse aspects into my performance.

Kenjiro Tsuda: He's (Joe) a fun and caring uncle who's still really cool. It's great to have adults like him who understand and connect with young people. I made sure to show both his playful side and his ability to be supportive. He's just a really great guy.

Tasuku Hatanaka: Playing Narita-kun was a breeze for me. Back when I was a student, I wasn't super experienced with women, but there was something about his easygoing nature that I could relate to. So, slipping into the role felt effortless! It was a blast portraying him!

――This time, Mariya Ise, you had a singing part for "Creep." Please share your thoughts after singing it, and if there are any points you'd like listeners to pay attention to.

Mariya Ise: It was really tough! (laughs) The challenge felt overwhelming… I honestly wanted to escape from it! (laughs) But I knew I had to give it my best shot for the project, so I gathered my courage and tackled it head-on. I hope you'll listen with warm ears…

――Please give a message to all the fans.

Mariya Ise: I'm a bit anxious about capturing the Mitsuki that readers envision, but as someone who has been a reader and a fan for many years, I played Mitsuki with care and dedication, imagining the Mitsuki that I hold dear. I hope you'll enjoy and cherish the drama CD The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy At All as much as I do! Thank you so much!

Akari Kito: I've been a fan of The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy At All series for a while now, and I'm aware of its popularity among readers around me. I'm sure there are many eagerly anticipating this drama CD! It would bring me immense joy if this beloved series, cherished by so many, could be enjoyed in audio form and loved by even more people!

Kenjiro Tsuda: This work is truly special, blending laughter and touching moments that capture the spirit of youth. With a soundtrack featuring songs from legendary rockers, it's a treat for fans of rock music. But even if you're not familiar with rock, I'm confident you'll still enjoy this refreshing youth drama.

Tasuku Hatanaka: Reading the story, I was struck by how beautifully it portrays the experience of falling in love. I really hope the drama CD manages to capture that essence and brings happiness to everyone who listens to it! I would be so thankful if you could enjoy both the original work and the CD multiple times! Thank you so much!!!

――To all the cast members, thank you very much!

#the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all #ki ni natteru hito ga otoko janakatta #tgswiiwagaa #aya oosawa #mitsuaya #mitsuki koga #koga mitsuki #arai sumiko #yuri manga #girls love #yuri #gl manga #saphic #girl love #green manga #sumiko arai

[ayatomic]

idk how to feel about me instantly knowing wich toys you were talking about...but god same, even tho I'm more of a star kinda gal

now just imagine Ayato having one that's custom made, a beautiful glass "wand" with a touch of light blue and a heart at the end, specially made for when his pretty girl has been so obedient and good for him, because ofc she deserves nothing but the best, and he's just happy to provide it for her <3

(you can totally just ignore this btw, I just instantly thought of that situation the moment I read your post hehe)

i can't stop thinking about this /pos

warnings: toys (d*ldo), restraints, sub fem reader.

wc: 222

the hearts are cute, but i'm a flower girl at heart. i think i've seen some of the wands decorated with roses at the end — ayato would definitely be the type to have a toy custom made for you that was adorned with an intricate, icy blue camellia at the end (the crest of his clan).

he'd have fun with it too. ayato is a filthy perv when he wishes to be, so he'd enjoy having you restrained for him, slick staining his expensive sheets as he teased your puckering hole with the toy. the glass felt cool as it thrust into you, making you shiver and whimper for him.

you were being so good for him, allowing him to watch as your pretty cunt swallowed the wand. he buried the toy up to its hilt, smirking at how gorgeous he thought that your pussy looked when decorated with a blossoming flower. it perfectly accentuated your swollen clit and ayato was unable to resist placing a soft kiss to the twitching bud. he looked heavenly, lips glossy with your juices as he pulled back, gazing up at you as though you had hung the moon and stars yourself.

"my sweet girl, always so good for me, hmm? you deserve a reward: let's see how many times i can make you cum, darling,"

#[ 💬 ] — fauna's got mail! #[ 💌 ] — anon! #[ 🧋 ] — fauna thirsts! #[ ☁️ ] ayato #.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. #genshin smut #genshin impact smut #ayato smut #kamisato ayato smut

[rosehipfield]

Imagine Yttd male cast as voices in Slay the princess:

Hayasaka is the most normal one, so let him be voice of hero. Just picture manly hayasaka with a pristine blade, or him shivering with fear running away from Eye in the neelde. Or him arguing why you shouldn't throw knife in the window.

Kurumada is most definitely the Stubborn. It is pair made in heaven, they just match, simply listen to this beligerent voice and compare that with Naomichi's fighting spirit. In his dual with Adversary or Razor (imagine if it was Maple, because they both have sharp objects in their bodies) he just can't give up. So he GETS UP with sheer willpower.

Joe could be the Contrarian plainly because I think this guy is the nicest and the friendliest aside from the Smitten, but is not so trusting and naїve as aforementioned Smitten. Plus maybe Joe could just turn around and try to leave.

Kai is so calm and serious I associate him with the Cold. The former was groomed to be assasin and the latter has little to no emotions. In case of ending up drowing I can picture Kai reacting "how troubling...". Although I think he could be Hunted, Sceptic or Paranoid as well (he has good reflexes, "wink" is in his style, his voice is calm enough for "heart. liver. lungs. nerves" mantra respectively).

Shin is paranoid of everybody, he is hunted by the strong, he is cheated (0%), he is stubborn as he doesn't give up nevertheless, he is opportinist with constant manipulations... Shin can be every voice aside from Smitten (to fall in love with gal that kills you? Nah, not happening). I would still give him voice of the Paranoid plainly because they both see eyes and don't trust anybody. Also both are reeeally afraid (let's say of Nightmare Sara) but magically keep living.

I imagine Keiji as either the Cold or the Sceptic due to his calculative thought process and raising good questions. I lean more toward the Sceptic as he wants to solve the mysteries revolving around the Princess, noting Narrator's reactions and clues or allying with the Princess (he would definitelly call her cute to get info).

Ranmaru is the only one I could envision as the Smitten. He, the shining hero, protects helpless princess Sara from cruel world, he doesn't mind it being destroyed anyway. All for Sara's sake (or partly for his sake because he needs to be useful and have allies/friends/something more). Only Sara isn't Damsel at all.

With other characters I am not so sure. Alice reminds me of the Cheated with his complaints and comical voice or the Contrarian as he 100% can just leave (source: his first trial), and Q-Taro is a bit opportunistic (and he would certainly understand why he is betrayed by witch Mai), but Q-Taro is a lot better as a person and is far more honest. Plus I kind of imagine Midori as the Opportunist with his overly cheerfull "Get him, boys!"

Mishima and Gin are just too different from these voices, I can't see them as any. If there was a voice of Nice or voice of Playful I would reconcider my statement

Aaand... Let Meister be the Narrator. Perhaps he is echo of the Memorandum man, maybe no longer a person, but still strifing to achieve his goals. Although I doubt he would lose his cool as easily as the Narrator.

#your turn to die #shunsuke hayasaka #naomichi kurumada #joe tazuna #kai satou #shin tsukimi #keiji shinogi #ranmaru kageyama #alice yabusame #q taro burgerberg #midori yttd #meister yttd #I don't know if I should tag “slay the princess” because there are unmarked spoilers for yttd #kazumi mishima #gin ibushi

[winthorntales]

Femslash Friday: Couples That Never Were But Should Have Been Vol. 1

I’ve always had a crush on Jennifer Jareau of Criminal Minds, especially in the early seasons, pre-Will, during the Hoop Earrings Era.

And I think Emily Prentiss had all the makings of a great lesbian character. She just had that energy, y’know? But it was bottled up, held back. 

Scenes where they tried to make her out to be more of a ‘no-social life having dork’ outside of work (like a Reid-ified version of JJ)--those moments felt kinda foreign to me. And the “just one of the gals” hang out scenes with Penelope and JJ just made her feel...generic compared to the other two.

But then maybe the “phoniness/blandness” of her personality was on purpose since they did that weird “secret government spy” thing with her down the line, I dunno. I couldn’t stand any of that. What in the Jack Ryan were they thinking doing a Homeland-esque plot in a show about backyard terrors?

Annnyway, I think Emily could’ve easily pulled off a more “Derek Morgan” persona, only not as a flashy-cool-kid-playboi but rather as someone more...gentlemanly. With a subtly confident suavity about her. 

I love imagining scenes of her flirting with JJ on the plane. 

JJ already had a “classy class president” vibe, which I imagine would make her resist Emily’s attempt to flirt and even try to scold/lecture her about it with an amused roll of the eyes. 

And then when Emily looks/walks away still sporting a charming half-grin or a smirk, JJ totally smiles a bit to herself because she’s secretly totally charmed but keeps making up all these “practical” excuses as to why she shouldn’t pursue it. 

And of course Penelope would be the first to pick up on their unspoken crush over the course of however many seasons and tell JJ she’s being a big dummy for denying her feelings in that totally supportive way only a true BFF can. 

Garcia can collude with Reid and Morgan (Emily’s BFF/confidant in this scenario) to set the ladies up on their first date at the end of a hard episode! 

And thus begins the saga of the Criminal Minds power couple.

*lovelorn sigh* It just writes itself, doesn’t it?

#femslash friday #femslash february #wlw mood #criminal minds #jj x emily #jennifer jareau #emily prentiss #Jemily #criminal minds fandom #emily x jj

[shina-moon-art]

Hi Apothecary diaries gal here glad you got to watch it so what did you think of my ask I mean imagine Ann was a courtesan I feel like she'd be one of the highest paid ones or heck imagine an empress' daughter, the child of the emperor roger, this au period would be so cool to explore Ann x Kuzan

Honestly i feel like Ann would rock the look. However she would HATE being a courtesan.

I really love concepts where Ann gets to actually be a princess. Roger is a very whimsical man so I doubt he’d make her fulfill the usual duties of a princess. I can imagine Ann being kinda like the pure consort Ah-Duo just without being a consort lol. Ann is more likely to pretend to be a man than anything tbh, plus I remember it being said that freckles aren’t an attractive trait on women of this time so I feel like she could get away with it pretty easily especially with how closely she and Ace resemble each other.

Thinking about it now it’d be pretty funny if Kuzan and Ann’s first meeting he thinks she’s a eunuch in the rear palace and then later he goes to the palace and the surprisingly pretty eunuch is here and also dressed like the princess… standing next to the emperor, empress, and prince… HOLY SHIT THE EUNUCH WAS THE PRINCESS. Bro’s soul would leave his body

#one piece #portgas d. ann #the roger marine #ann one piece #aokiji kuzan #kuzan one piece

[jackiequick]

Ok I can explain…no I can’t! I got bored and I’m obsessed with Top Gun/Top Gun Maverick so here we go

OCs For Top Gun Maverick ✈️

Amber Nic Kazansky - The Admiral’s Daughter

One of the top pilots to end up being shipped out to the program. Probably got in because of her last name and family. Let’s be real, her father is an amazing pilot and Admiral, so people know or heard of her background.

Call sign -> Skysolo

If you wonder about her Callsign -> it’s because Amber can stay silently fuming, turning not piercing ice cold but like a heated hit that would keep you solo in the skies without any air to breathe if you push it.

Flirty, sweet, closed off however she’s fun on occasion. She is most likely at the bar to pick up chicks and hotties while also sing her heart out. That results in her meeting Lieutenants Rooster and Phoenix while in flight school.

They became friends easily with Phoenix and she already knew Rooster, just haven’t seen him in the longest time! So besties reunited.

She gets interested and intimidated easily by Hangman. She definitely finding him cocky and annoying at first but soon she like him once she gets to know him. However she won’t tell him that until later, trying to play hard to get with Jake. Lead him on and see if he really likes her. Will they ever actually go on a date? Who knows?!

Her uncle and godfather is none other than Captain Pete “Maverick” Mitchell. So you can just imagine the fun those two had annoying Ice.

They used to have wayyy too much fun and Maverick used to sneak her into his hanger to learn more about planes. Even fly in one once she got older and made Ice think that he was the one to first take his baby girl flying. Oops he found out later ofc.

Jenny Penelope “JenPen” Mitchell - First Year Lieutenant

She doesn’t always follow the rules but also knows she might have a legacy to live up to due to her family history. Her father is freaking MAVERICK MITCHELL, you just know this girl is in for the ride.

Wonder how she got her Callsign -> It was a nickname her childhood best friend Rooster came up with her. JenPen! Taking her names Jennifer and Penelope together, it just stuck.

One night she heads to her old man’s favorite bar which is where she meets the gang as she questioned her environment. Her wingwoman Clara told her “You wanna know who’s the best? Look over there.” She turns around to see a charming smile being Rooster as she smirks. “I can definitely see it. Handsome too.” She replies.

Even though she already knows who Rooster is because they are best friends and dated in their early years of college. BUT she won’t let her woman know that, so she plays it off cool. She eventually meets the gang, roughly reunited with Rooster (Hangman thinks they are a couple of crazy kids)

Automatically becoming friends with Bob, Fanboy, Payback, Coyote and Hangman. Phoenix however took a few sips of beer and jokes to lighten her up. Needless to say, he became gal pals with her soon enough. So much so that they have a Girl’s Night every Friday night with her wingman ofc.

After the mission that caused tears to be shared. Everyone stayed to become instructors and or work on their skill set, get higher in the ranks. Once her father came into town permanently, hugs and kisses were shared to between the two!

Maverick has always been proud and loving towards his kid. Always trying to be the best father he can be and show her the ropes. He rubbed off on his daughter a little too much at time.

She can be a lot like her father at times! For examples! JenPen has always run off to have fun with Amber Nic to the bar scene and beach, dragging herself up into the air for a quick fly by, flirty and a little cocky.

Bonus, An OC for OG Top Gun movie 🎥 ✈️

Audrey “Sunset” Davidson - Pretty Mama Bear

Just like her CALLSIGN, she can be a bright, joyful and happy go lucky as the sun. But she got a bit of bitchy temper and will burn you a bit, if you step too far or on the wrong foot.

Audrey is a pilot, future reference reporter and a dips her hand in an engineering programs for planes later on. Thanks to Maverick’s love for planes and showing her the ropes!

She’s gorgeous, smart and will stop you in your tracks if she sees something isn’t right. Her mama bear side tends to come out A LOT in Top Gun. But all the guys love it and simply find it sweet.

She befriends Goose and Maverick in the early years, going to Top Gun together. Audrey sees them as her boys and they nickname her mama bear as for fun. Her and Mav even dated a while!

She’s is also best friends with Carole and aunt to Baby Goose aka Bradley Bradshaw.

Sooo many nights of partying and singing happily “Great Balls Of Fire” with this family. I’ll tell you that!

At Top Gun, she meets the rest of the gang! Such as Sundown, Chipper, Slider and of course Iceman himself. Who she loves to teases from the very beginning and he doesn’t hesitate to do the same. She nicknames him many kinds of things since day one. Such as, “Pretty Boy”, “Frosted tips” and “Hound dog”

Until one day after Iceman hearing Maverick calling out to her “Hey, Mama wanna hit the bar or beach after class? ” and Goose saying to her loudly “Sweetheart your being a mama bear again.” Iceman came up with his own classic nickname for Audrey , “Pretty Mama.”

They became friends very quickly afterwards lol. After Goose’s tragic accidental death (It wasn’t Maverick’s fault! It was the plane malfunctioning wrong and such) the whole gang grief in their own way. Audrey and Mav spend a lot of more time closer together. But if she wasn’t with him because Maverick was with Charlie, Ice would try to spend time with her, let them hear out their thoughts and pour out any emotions.

You know the rest! Graduation, the mission, celebration and etc. Years later everyone is still friends, best friends ofc. Becoming one big happy family in their own weird way, having Sunday bunches and family dinners if possible.

Hope you like it! 🫶

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[apocalypticavolition]

Let's (re)Read The Eye of the World! Chapter 25: The Traveling People

It's time for another chapter in my reread, and that means spoilers. Spoilers here, spoilers there, spoilers everywhere. Hell, let's have a spoiler for my post: we're going to be talking about slurs at some point this chapter! If you don't know why that is, go read the books. If you do know why that is but you haven't read the whole series, go read the books. Or just stick around if you like spoilers. Anyway.

This chapter starts with the leaves on the vine icon because this chapter introduces us to the way of the leaf. As such, the Tuatha'an will remain associated with it going forward; just about any chapter where they're a big deal will have them!

Perrin was sure she was hunting for the rest of the pack, though she denied it angrily when he suggested as much, denied being afraid of the wolves that paced them, denied worrying about the rest of the pack or what it was up to. She denied, and went right on looking, tight-eyed and wetting her lips uneasily.

Note to self: Remember that as far as Egwene is concerned, these last three days have been spent in constant terror of the wolfpack deciding she's the next meal.

She took a deep breath, and Perrin was wondering if she would succeed in bullying Elyas the way she did him, when he realized she was standing there with her mouth open, not saying a word. Elyas was looking at her, just looking, with those yellow wolf’s eyes. Egwene stepped back from the raw-boned man, and licked her lips, and stepped back again. Before Elyas turned away, she had backed all the way to Bela and scrambled up onto the mare’s back. 

Yeah, she is genuinely not having a good time. And frankly, Elyas doesn't want her to, so that's kinda shitty of him. This is really the first part of the adventure where Egwene's living in the kind of discomfort that the boys were with Moiraine after she destroyed the ferry.

In every dream he remembered there was a point where he straightened from Master Luhhan’s forge to wipe the sweat from his face, or turned from dancing with the village girls on the Green, or lifted his head from a book in front of the fireplace, and whether he was outside or under a roof, there was a wolf close to hand.

Frankly, I cannot imagine a scenario where I was suddenly capable of communing with animals, learning from a dude who had all their badass reflexes, and getting protected from the forces of darkness in my dreams and not immediately jump at the chance for more. Am I crazy or is Perrin?

Still patting the dogs, Elyas studied the stand of trees. “There’ll be Tuatha’an here. The Traveling People.” They stared at him blankly, and he added, “Tinkers.”

Hoo boy. So uh... Hmm. Jordan's Tuatha'an are based on a lot of real people, and that's good. Further, they're stereotyped in ways that the real people are but demonstrate that these aren't accurate or cool. That's also pretty nice. People use slurs against them, and that's not nice but it is accurate. Too accurate, since the term used is not some fantasy term Jordan made up but one that real haters use against real Irish Travellers, the Mincéirs. It's admittedly a far cry from say, having everyone describe the Sharans with the n-word or something, but it's still just... not awesome. It's been like ten thousand years, why are we using the same old slurs? I'm gonna call the Tuatha'an just that, and occasionally the Traveling People if I feel the need to mix it up. Won't change the quotations though; that shit's not cool.

Oh also, while Perrin's just the ignorant country boy who drops non-PC terms, Egwene is the gal who relishes the stereotypes. I can finally stop smacking him with a rolled-up newspaper and move on to her. Bad Egwene!

The Traveling People were going about work that was disappointingly everyday, cooking, sewing, tending children, mending harness, but their clothes were even more colorful than the wagons—and seemingly chosen at random; sometimes coat and breeches, or dress and shawl, went together in a way that hurt his eyes. They looked like butterflies in a field of wildflowers.

You know what's funny? For all of the genre's obsession for having everyone run around wearing brown leather outfits or gray fur coats, actual medieval Europeans were gaudy as all hell. We just don't see it in movies because the average viewer would find such portrayals of "the dark ages" unrealistic. The Tuatha'an having a real world aesthetic that we should be seeing more often is very nice.

“Then we seek still,” the gray-haired man intoned. “As it was, so shall it be, if we but remember, seek, and find.”

Sadly, the Tuatha'an will only do one of those three. They don't remember what the song was and they've idealized it to the point that they'll never actually find it, even when the Dragon Reborn is singing it to bring green back to the land.

“They don’t even know what the song is; they claim they’ll know it when they find it. They don’t know how it’s supposed to bring paradise, either, but they’ve been looking near to three thousand years, ever since the Breaking. I expect they’ll be looking until the Wheel stops turning.”

There's a really interesting... misconception? heresy? IDK... that a lot of the common folk of the setting have that everything good about the AoL is genuinely lost forever, even though they live in a cyclical universe. At some point, whatever inspired the song would be found again and the question is whether or not their people will still exist in a recognizable form by then (since the various Roma, Mincéirs, etc. don't seem to be on an epic quest for a song here five ages later, the answer is sadly "No"). Saying people will be looking forever for history is needlessly hateful.

Or do some people genuinely think that the Dragon and/or the Dark One broke cyclical time and that linearity will reign supreme? Is that where the belief comes from?

After a minute Perrin knew who the fellow reminded him of. Wil al’Seen, who had all the girls staring and whispering behind his back whenever he came up from Deven Ride to Emond’s Field. Wil courted every girl in sight, and managed to convince every one of them that he was just being polite to all the others.

Sadly Perrin, you're not Miss Marple, so your conclusion that this complete stranger is actually just of the same archetype as somebody from your beloved little village life is nowhere near accurate. You're just jealous no one ever looks at you this way. Also, your arc would be a lot more interesting if you did have Miss Marple's superpower.

Dammit Perrin I'm supposed to be giving Egwene shit this time.

Aram’s smile slipped, but when he looked at Perrin it came back again, even more sure than before. “They will not harm you. They make a show to frighten away danger, and warn us, but they are trained according to the Way of the Leaf.”

But Elyas just said the dogs would have tried to bite the gang under some circumstances Aram, and I'm sorry but he's the dog whisperer. I doubt very much y'all can actually train dogs not to attack at all. It's the same kind of delusion that makes certain kinds of vegans think they can convert carnivores.

Least it matches with Aram's inevitable descent into madness and fanaticism.

“It means that no man should harm another for any reason whatsoever.” The Seeker’s eyes flickered to Elyas. “There is no excuse for violence. None. Not ever.” “What if somebody attacks you?” Perrin insisted. “What if somebody hits you, or tries to rob you, or kill you?”

It's nice that Perrin starts out dismissive of the Way of the Leaf since he'll be the one most tempted to convert to it. It's another thing that kinda feels left by the wayside: while he throws the axe away after mutilating someone, he ends up selling his enemies into slavery (which is definitely a kind of violence) and then 1v1ing his nemesis and killing Lanfear. It feels like he should have picked up another approach after all his prevaricating.

“You try telling that to some farm wife who’s just found out her son or daughter has run off with you Tinkers,” Elyas said wryly. 

I might trust his dog-related opinions, but not the rest. People run off with the Tuatha'an because they offer some kind of hope and purpose in a world that is rapidly approaching a critical point of decay. The Way of the Leaf may be a weird philosophy in a world being invaded by the forces of darkness, but like the Whitecloak philosophies or the promise of becoming an Aes Sedai or a Warder, it's something. Gives those people who feel like they have spiritual needs something to focus on, which they're sorely lacking in a world with no organized faith. (I'll rant about that later though.)

Perrin sat back down slowly, still feeling awkward. “What happens to somebody who can’t follow the Way?” he asked. “A Tinker, I mean.” Raen and Ila exchanged a worried look, and Raen said, “They leave us. The Lost go to live in the villages.”

Having worked with Jehovah's Witnesses and heard one of them talk lovingly about his adult son except with the occasional mention of the fact that he was apostate and thus they were never going to be associates again, I have absolutely nothing but contempt for this kind of behavior. It's realistic, but... argh. It's fucked up and evil. Literally the worst part of the Tuatha'an.

Perrin’s eyes shot open. “The Waste? The Aiel Waste? They were crossing the Aiel Waste?” “Some people can enter the Waste without being bothered,” Elyas said. “Gleemen. Peddlers, if they’re honest. The Tuatha’an cross the Waste all the time. Merchants from Cairhien used to, before the Tree, and the Aiel War.”

This is actually also a weird detail, really. Peddlers and Cairhienen merchants had reason to (silk), and gleemen might at least be able to profit off of entertaining Sharans or coming back with exotic tales or performances. But the Tuatha'an don't have much to get out of boiling in the desert for weeks or months on end to visit the trader towns and the Sharans certainly don't want their kids being recruited. I guess the Sharans hadn't been particularly developed at this point in the story and Jordan didn't notice the oddity he'd created when he got to them.

Elyas sat up, his pipe almost falling from between his teeth. “A hundred miles into the Waste? Impossible! Djevik K’Shar, that’s what Trollocs call the Waste. The Dying Ground. They wouldn’t go a hundred miles into the Waste if all the Myrddraal in the Blight were driving them.”

They would if a Forsaken was driving them, and that's what he was doing. I always forget that Ishamael was active two years before the main story; it feels like it should be much more recent. That said, I suppose even he needed time to narrow down the candidates.

He sighed heavily. “She called us the Lost. I never knew before how much they loathe us.” 

I don't think they have much feeling for you one way or another, to be honest. They just have some historical facts, and... since she was a Maiden of the Spear, she wouldn't even have the full story. More early installment weirdness? Or do the Clan Chiefs and Wise Ones let the rest of the Aiel know a little of what's up to justify why they never interact? (Also not super cool of them for enforcing apostasy after this many generations, just saying.)

He was trying to imagine what Aiel girls were like—going into the Blight, where only Warders went that he had ever heard

Yeah that story hasn't been accurate in the last thousand years or more.

Awkwardly he patted her hair. Rand would know what to do, he thought. Rand had an easy way with girls. Not like him, who never knew what to do or say.

Bro, she spent the last three days assuming she was wolf food and the night before that thinking she was going to die in a city of the damned after spending that day being chased by the armies of darkness. You should at least be able to work out that her crying has something to do with that and that her motivation to dance with a pretty boy is mostly an attempt to have something normal happen. Since she's crying specifically with worry about Rand and Mat (no that's cool Egwene, don't name your former mentor specifically), it would still be an inaccurate assumption, but like... Something.

He took a deep breath and looked around uncertainly. “They are alive,” he said finally. “Good.” She scrubbed at her cheeks with quick fingers. “That is what I wanted to hear. Good night, Perrin. Sleep well.” Standing on tiptoe, she brushed a kiss across his cheek and hurried past him before he could speak.

This though... I can't help but feel that she's stopped crying almost on cue and that makes the whole thing feel weird and borderline manipulative on her part. I don't think that's the mood Jordan was going for really because her motivations have been pretty understandable so far. I'm gonna guess that she stopped actually crying before she asked Perrin to say they were alive and his voice is deep enough to seem comforting even though his behavior doesn't seem to reflect that at all? Egwene is definitely reeling, so my plan to give her more shit this chapter didn't really pan out. Oh well, there's always next time - but of course, before we get to that, we'll be seeing Rand and company again in Whitebridge. See you then!

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[dabislittlemouse]

Throw back to Halloween when I was giving out candy and this dude came over. I offer him some cause why the fuck not and he says he doesn't like candy while holding a fucking mini milky way chocolate between his teeth. It's silly but I over think a lot so he's on my creep list 😔

it's dark af out, no one's around and I looked like I was alone so gotta take shit with a grain of salt even if I don't want to :( but like it was Halloween my guy so like I'm at this dumb little war with myself like "duh hello Halloween maybe he saw you were alone and just wanted to be a cool dude and interact he just so happened to be a guy, you have anxiety so you get bad vibes all the time" and that then clashes with my crime obsession and i remember certain killers looked friendly and handsome as well so like bitch if you wanna be the next motherfucking documentary in fucking uhhhhh explore with us you do you fucking dipshit

Anyway he recently came along and helped my mum bring up groceries and her red flags are all over and my mum has been through shit so like when she says something's off, it's fucking off so like

Yeah we're not like special but lmao this dude now knows where we live it's stupid cause like logic tells us "oh no, he respected us and helped he's a fucking future murderer" Like bitch we know that don't make sense but then life and guts tell us "bad bad bad vibes big bad wolf, bad person no trust "

Anyway I say all this to say

Imagine Dabi fucking doing that shit like sure Halloween isn't celebrated everywhere but like for funsies

It's Halloween, you're giving out candy, or at least trying to but it isn't a rich neighborhood so all the kids are in other places.

Dabi approaches you, you think he's simply a dedicated fanatic cause like

Why would a fucking criminal be out and about in the open public like that amirite? Especially with cops being more aware and shit, heroes too so like, that'd be fucking stupid.

Your vibes are acting up but like, hello it's Halloween and you're a gal, alone in a parking lot and this is a man approaching you. Sure you can protect yourself but you wouldn't want to go through such an ordeal you know?

You offer him some of your candy and he claims not to want any, which, sure I suppose. More for me when I go home. Trying to lift the awkwardness, you ask him what's up, if he's having a nice night and such and as he goes through the motions you notice he's quite handsome.

Still, Being cautious, you ask who he's dressed up as since he doesn't seem to have any intention of leaving but he hasn't proven any ill intention either. Of course, you already knew who he was dressed up as.

He smiles and you awkwardly look around

"I'm Dabi"

"Well nice details Dabi. Did you make the costume yourself? Doesn't seem store bought and you'd need special dedication for such material"

"nah, a friend made it for me." He puts his hands in his pockets as he kicks around some dirt. Confident in himself as he does a few turns. Finally ending his little...dance or whatever with a grin. A grin that didn't quite sit well at your core.

You sigh, becoming increasingly uncomfortable at all the awkward silence and space between his sentences

"well you certainly play the role of creepy really well let me tell ya" you laugh uncomfortably and he just smiles at you.

As if invited, he proceeds to sit next to you. Uncomfortably close.

You're starting to regret not telling this guy to fuck off at the first alarm in your head.

Dabi seems to notice how your anxiety grows. How you've tucked into yourself, your body facing away from him and your lips hidden. He smiles at your discomfort but stands up and with his hands at his side, he apologizes for overstepping while stepping back and gently bowing his head to you.

It...makes you feel bad. You're just..profiling him right? It's dark, it's late, if he wanted to do something apologizing for making you uncomfortable is the last thing some dumbass would do so you just.. "it's cool just uh....you know. Stranger danger.."

"true true. You have to be careful out there. You don't know who you could meet." He smiles at you and you give a smile back, although, obviously, an uncomfortable one.

"well I'll let ya be, It was nice talking to you..."

But you simply looked at him, not giving him your name, he caught on and simply nodded as he turned. clearly seeing the invitation to your name has been dismissed.

"bye bye"

"bye..."

Well clearly... That was it for that night. So you proceed to go home but mid journey, you decide it'd be a bad idea to just go home without knowing if he's following you. It's dark after all.

So you avoid home on the well lit, quite vivid street. Going to a seven eleven and simply buying a few instant meals. While you're looking through the tag stickers, you notice something at the corner of your eye-Through the convex mirror. You look but don't see anything out of the ordinary. This douche had officially creeped you out and now you're seeing things. You just want to go home now, but you don't want to be alone.. so you call a friend to see if they'll let you stay over to which they comply after hearing your discomfort.

Calling an Uber, you finally breathe a sigh of relief. Finally feeling safe once it arrives. As you sit and make yourself comfortable you spot something from the back seat through the drivers rearview mirror.

A silhouette.

A silhouette that looked horrifyingly familiar.

Starting to freak out, you text your friend, telling them you think you're being followed and not knowing what to do. They ask if you're certain and you tell them yes. They try to calm you down and say not to worry, they'll meet you with their boyfriend outside and go around the block so whoever's following you doesn't know where you're headed.

Anxiety building in your belly you can't wait to just get there and for this day to finally end.

AND THATS IT FOR TODAY FOLKS maybe forever cause I never finish what I start, thank you for your loving attention I'll see you later mwah mwah 💋 😘

I missed you greatly b! If I die from the guy I'm basing this off of just know you and your discord group were awesome friends, hilarious, and to listen to your guts ✌️ honor my documentary or whatever lmao

🐗🐗🐗

I- OMG HELLO FIRST OF ALL I MISSED YOU SM BITCH!!!!! I HOPE UR DOING FINE

SECOND OF ALL, that experience of yours is so fucking creepyyyyy omfg? I mean, I'd like it if it was Dabi for sure but a man irl? Nope nope. Listen to your gut, gut feelings are REAL‼️ you never know the psycho next to you, acting all friendly just to make yall believe he is gold. So please watch outt 🤧

And third of alllll.....

How DARE you get me so hooked with your Halloween story and leave me like this?? That brain of yours is treasure, I love your ideas so much holy shit- now I'm in the mood for a creepy horror stories of Dabi x reader 😩😩😩 him stalking you for sure like a shadow, always behind you~

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