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drivemysoul · 3 years
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i’m crying over my hair
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girl-in-the-library · 4 years
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I was talking with @blue-maelstrom​ and @pocket-pickett​ about Pokemon and the potential SwSh leaks and which versions we were going to get plus our starters (I think all three of us are going to get sword, I’m picking Sobble and both of them are picking Scorbunny, if I remember correctly.)
But then we started talking about how we felt about each of the generations of games, and I found it interesting the differences in our game preferences! They can tell you specifically their favorites, and while we didn’t talk much about gens 1-3 (which I know we all agree are very good, either because of nostalgia or actual quality) our favorites between 4-7 varied quite a bit.
I know we’re different people, so this shouldn’t actually surprise me, but it made me think about what my favorites in order would be, if we counted all the games in the main series (so that doesn’t include games like the Pokemon Dungeon series, Pokemon Rangers, Pokemon Stadiums, Coliseum, or Gale of Darkness, that weird one that had the Samurai, Trozei and Puzzle League and Hey You Pikachu and Pokemon Channel and Pokemon Let’s Go and Pokemon Rumble, and more that I can’t think of off the top of my head...so...yeah...)
And this is what I came up with:
This list includes games from Gen 1 to Gen 7...including the gen 1-3 remakes because Gen7 sort of made them back to be part of the mainline canon instead of just remakes: (1) Gen 2; Silver (reason: nostalgia) (2) Gen 3 remake Alpha Sapphire (3) Gen 1 original Yellow (4) Gen 3 original Sapphire (5) Gen 2 Crystal (6) Gen 7 Sun (7) Gen 5 Black 2 (8) Gen 6 X (9) Gen 1 remake FireRed (10) Gen 2 remake SoulSilver (11) Gen 5 Black (12) Gen 4 Pearl (13) Gen 3 Emerald NEVER PLAYED: Red, Blue, Gold, Ruby, Diamond, Platinum, White, White 2, Y, Omega Ruby, Moon, Ultra Moon, Ultra Sun
EXPLANATIONS AND ANALYSIS UNDER THE CUT
If not for nostalgia, Silver would probably fall down to number 3, and Alpha Sapphire and original Yellow would be pushed up to 1 and 2.
Also, this is actually reordered a bit from the version I sent to @pocket-pickett and @blue-maelstrom because I’ve thought about it more. Basically, I moved the FireRed and SoulSilver down further and moved up Sun, Black 2, and X and reordered those.
I never got to play Red and Blue because I didn’t have any money as a child (They came out when I was 6 years old, I didn’t get my first Gameboy until I was 8 years old, and my parents bought me Yellow version). The very first Pokemon game I bought for myself was Sapphire. So I missed the cultural milestone that was Red and Blue. 
Up through Gen 3 I would get one version and my sister would get the other so we could trade Pokemon and find out the differences in story...so, while she also got Yellow as her first game, she got Gold and Ruby while I got Silver and Sapphire. I also got Crystal and Emerald because I was more into Pokemon than she was. FireRed came out and even though my sister didn’t want to play anymore, I definitely wanted the chance to play through the original game with the choice of the original starters, so it didn’t matter to me that she wasn’t playing with me (though I think at that point none of my friends were playing either...I didn’t know anybody who had LeafGreen, at least).
By the time Gen 4 came out, I was definitely the only one I knew who was still playing Pokemon and I was definitely buying the games for myself. Interestingly, this was also the only time I went against my gut (which told me to buy Diamond) and I bought Pearl. This was my least favorite generation. I honestly don’t remember anything about the plot at all, nor any of the gym leaders, your rival, or any other characters. I didn’t like the new evolutions for previous Pokemon that didn't evolve (like Tangela to Tangrowth, Nosepass to Probopass, Misdreaveous to Mismagius, Sneasel to Weaville...etc) or making baby-regular to baby-regular-third (like Elekid-Electabuzz to Electrovere, Magby-Magmar to Magmortar, and Magnemite-Magneton to Magnezone...etc) which is kinda weird because I like the new  Alolan and Galarian forms because I think region divergent evolutions is incredibly cool...though I kinda don't like new Galarian evolutions to older lines (like Farfetch’d to Sirfetch’d or Zigzagoon-Linoone to Obstagoon?) I guess that falls into what I thought about before. The only thing I remember liking is Lucario, and that’s mostly because I honestly enjoyed the Pokemon movie Lucario and the Mystery of Mew. 
Point is, if I had no one to play with I didn’t see the point in purchasing Diamond (which would be basically the same as Pearl except with exclusive Pokemon) or Platinum (because I didn’t like the game too much.) ...I guess I was also in my genwunner phase really hard at that point...so I’m not sure I would have liked any new Pokemon game...though I guess my genwunner phase also included gens 2 and at least part of 3, though I remember being dismissive towards at least some of gen 3. Either way, I didn’t like Gen 4, and I don’t to this day. I’m actually looking forward to the remakes whenever those come out so I can revisit the plot and the Pokemon with fresh eyes, now that I’m no longer a genwunner and don’t care whether or not I have friends who play.
SoulSilver came out on Pi Day my senior year in high school and by then, Pokemon was cool again (I was considered a Pokemon Master by the other kids in my grade, even though I had friends who were far better players than I. I was just well known for my continued love of Pokemon. I had people asking me advice when they all brought their gameboy colors and Pokemon yellow games into French class.) My friends and I all went to the mall to get either SoulSilver or HeartGold (yay! I had people to trade with again!) and then we went to my friend Maggie’s house, ate a bunch of pie, watched Pokemon the abridged series for one or two episodes, and played the original Pokemon monopoly before going back to our own houses to begin playing our new games. It’s one of my best memories of high school. SoulSilver was a nice trip down memory lane, and I loved it a lot because it was a remake of my favorite game and for the first time since Yellow, your Pokemon could follow behind you! But honestly? If my memory serves it was nothing special.
For Gen 5 I was in college and had new friends who played Pokemon. We made our way to the Prudential Center, which still had a Gamestop when Pokemon Black and White came out. I was in casual Ash Ketchum cosplay (No binder or wig, just the hat and gloves and Ash’s shirts and jeans. My hair was in a ponytail pulled through the back of the cap. I think I might have carried my Pokedex in my pocket too. RIP to that Pokedex...I may buy another one someday because it was my favorite prop.) We all bought either Black, White, or both and went to California Pizza Kitchen for lunch. I remember something about one of my friend’s being another’s “dipping sauce bitch” and there is definitely a picture of it on Facebook.
With regards to the actual game, and to Black 2 when that came out, I LOVED Team Plasma, even though I can never remember they are called Team Plasma, and N...though I sort of wish that the plot was related to an actual team who felt that Pokemon fighting was wrong (like N did for most of the game) and not that sort of evil puppetry...but I did also like the plot as it was. I also remember really liking some of the stuff they did with the graphics at the time. I don’t remember anything at all about any of the gym leaders or other characters. I also don’t remember the point of Black Kyurem and White Kyurem. I always think I remember less of Black/White than I do. So that was actually a generation I liked...though unless I think about what happened in it, my instinct is that it’s forgettable.
Pokemon X and Y are similar - it is a generation I definitely liked but my instinct is that it was forgettable. Yet again, I remember nothing about the gym leaders or the characters except Team Flare Red Hair Guy and Professor Friendo who totally trusted Team Flare Red Hair Guy and was like, “Haha - you joker, you’re hilarious” when Team Flare Red Hair Guy said “I’m going to destroy the entire fucking world.” I also remember going WAY TOO FAST on roller skates, being excited that you could finally customize your trainer, the fact that it was PokeFrance, and that you could give your Furfrou a haircut. I also remember the “It’s been 3000 years” thing that turned into a meme. Again, I loved this generation.
I didn’t get White, White 2 or Y for similar reasons that I never got Gold, Ruby, or Diamond - they were the Other Game, and I didn’t feel, plot-wise, the need to get essentially the same game save minor differences twice for completion’s sake.
ORAS is my absolute favorite game in the main series so far. It’s a remake of what I think is the best generation without looking through nostalgia goggles, the graphics are the best up to this point, it’s fun to revisit the whole Team Aqua - Team Magma thing that was so different from the other one-team-taking-over-the-world thing the other games had, as well as revisiting some fun features like Dive that never really came up again (I liked Dive...I don’t know if anyone else did lol). It brought back contests, which I always thought were a lot of fun, and SECRET BASES! But then...but then! The Delta Episode. The Delta Episode was STUNNING and began to bring a coherency to the entire Pokemon franchise that really hadn’t been there before. And my heart absolutely SOARED. Brilliant.
(I didn’t get Omega Ruby for, again, the same reasons as the other “Other Games”)
Then came Sun and Moon. I LOVED Sun! It had beautiful graphics, they were trying out new things (even if I didn’t think the trials really worked out gameplay wise, I was glad they tried!) The characters were amazing! I loved Hau and Lillie. Gladion was my precious emo child oh my goodness. Lusamine is amazingly crazy. Team Skull was a brilliant Team-Rocket-Wannabe made of millenials who actually just wanted a place to fit in. The designs of all the characters were incredible. I loved the idea of Alolan forms and divergent Pokemon evolution. The only thing was that there are now so many Pokemon I can’t even recognize them all. Through X and Y, even if I can’t name all the Pokemon, I can recognize them all if you show my a picture. That is...not true of all the ones in Sun and Moon. I also never really understood why they differentiated Ultra Beasts by calling them “Ultra Beasts” instead of just like...Pokemon from other dimensions? Because wasn’t, technically, Giratina also from another dimension? But that leads me to the fact that I adored that the alternate dimensions bit from the Delta Episode was further expanded on. Just <3 <3 <3.
I never played Moon (or, I suppose, Ultra Moon), again, as the “Other Game” reason...but the only reason I never played Ultra Sun was...I didn’t have the money to buy it. I’m a Real Adult now...but I’m also a Real Adult with a severe problem handling money appropriately and a mental illness that keeps me from holding down a job that allows me to actually buy little things like video games...it’s easier to justify spending money I don’t have on things like clothes or going out to eat...or even little things like a keychain because, hey, I need clothes and food, and that keychain is only $6...and a new video game is AT LEAST $60...and $60 is a lot. Basically....I’m bad at money and don’t have any to spend anyway.
That’s why I’m saving up for SwSh...I think I’ll probably get Sword because that’s what my gut is telling me. I hope that, if my sister (who is finally back into Pokemon!!!) gets one, she’ll get Shield. Though if she really wants Sword, I am probably going to get Shield just so we have opposite games again. Unlike Pearl and Diamond, where my gut told me to get Diamond but I got Pearl...my gut feeling for Sword versus Shield isn’t as strong as that. It’s a preference, not a deep sort of...something.
In every other generation, I had my head and my gut, which were usually aligned, telling me which version to get. (Aligned: Silver, Sapphire, FireRed, SoulSilver, Black, Black 2, X, Omega Sapphire. Unaligned: Diamond (gut) vs Pearl (head); Sun (gut) vs Moon (head). Pearl purchased, head over gut, Game disliked. Sun purchased, gut over head, Game liked.) I dunno if it means anything, but it’s been a pattern. For SwSh, my head and guy are aligned again, but they’re saying “I’d prefer Sword, but Shield is good too.” So I don’t know how to take that.
At the end of the day, and the end of this long analysis of the machinations of my mind with regards to Pokemon, I only have two things to say: (1) Pokemon is good and I love it and (2) I really want a Pokemon Coliseum/XD: Gale of Darkness reboot.
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silviasutton1989 · 6 years
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@blackcatkita tagged me (after I begged her lol) to list my top 10 tv shows only using gifs. Now I wouldn’t be myself if I didn’t add a little (or a lot) of commentary to the list. SO here are my favorite shows and why I love them. I will tag a few people but feel free to make your own even if I missed you.
My list is under the cut I hope you enjoy and would love to know what you think
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Yes this show was my 1st introduction to the world of fandom. I was dedicated to this show, taking part in theories and yes I did sign that petition to make I. Marlene King rewrite the 2nd A reveal and yes I was pissed at the ending (twins...reallly really?!!) I wont get into it (unless someone wants to talk about it then I will definitely get into it) but I have a wide range of pent up emo ton towards this show (both of my boys were born on Monday’s I was pretty determined not to miss a single Tuesday and I never did...don’t judge me)
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If you don’t know who Desna is (Bitch you betta find out cause she is a mf BEAST) I love her I love the show I love their messed up reasonings behind their actions. And anybody named Uncle Daddy will always have my attention.
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Carry on my wayward son there’ll be piece when you are done lay your weary head to rest.....Don’t you cry no more!!!!!
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Tara!!!!!! lol I first watched this because I was so pissed at how True Blood just effed up Tara’s story line. I continued to watch it because the dialogue, the plot, the aesthetics (and I don’t know shit about aesthetics lol) the honesty and grit and representation of our life and struggles...and they didn’t make them do those horrible southern accents that True Blood tried to pull off (Louisianans  don’t talk like that)
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If you haven’t guessed yet I like effed up situations and effed up people and this chick here drove me nuts through the 1st season I wanted her to fail I wanted someone to shake her and tell her she was crazy but every time she clawed her way out of the mess (she created) I unconsciously would be right there rooting for her. (and I still sing some of her songs....I got those heavy boobs”
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This was my very 1st non american show that I obsessed over (Canadian doesn’t count lol) I would keep the captions on because I loved their accents but couldn’t understand ANYTHING lol it’s only 1 season but just like pretty much all shows it’s the best one
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I’m merging both shows (I really didn’t want to they deserve there place in the sun) because I found a gif that has both of them. But let me just say this Ms. Rhymes is brilliant. The dialogue the tension the ability to make anyone and everyone the savior and the devil all at the same time is just amazing!! That episode when Annalise took her wig off showing her natural 4c hair asking her white husband at her most vulnerable state “why is your penis on a dead girls phone?” y’all I died... then I cried. * I would like to add that the representation of black women is great here but I don’t like that anytime I see them in their natural hair it’s when they are stressed (Olivia was kidnapped) it kinda gives the stigma that something is wrong with us when we are natural and I don’t like that.
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All I’m going to say is that I had some pretty inappropriate pregnancy dreams about Dr.Crane (yes Kelsey Grammer can GET IT!!...don’t judge me)
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Benedict Cumberbatch can get it too....I’m starting to think I have a thing for cocky intelligent white men ...lord help me lol
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Yass last but damn sure not least. This show is the best by far in honesty dialog and creativity that I have EVER seen. And if you ever wondered about my  avatar well she is it. If you have never seen the show or heard about if get your ass on Netflix and just give her 30 minutes. 
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Yes I’m an adult pushing 30 with 2 kids and a bughead stan. (Don’t judge me) I a so infatuated with this show’s dialogue I play a quotes game with my friend (we have to guess what episode a who says a line the other person gives) I couldn’t leave this one out
Well that was fun. But I can’t leave without putting down some honorable mentions  
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* yeah I had never heard of rhubarb until this show
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I have more (boy do I ever) but i guess this is a good place to stop I’m tagging a few folks but I would love to see anyone’s top ten so please tag me if you do one. I would love to get to know you all.
@andy-loves-corgis @agent-zephyrkah @mynameiskaylabella @umccall71 @indiacater @hopefulmoonobject @choicesbyjade @choices-heaux @stopforamoment @speedyoperarascalparty @missevabean @choices97 @walkerismychoice
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tellywoodtrash · 6 years
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ishqbaaz ep 400 - 404 lb
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now, let’s see what fresh hell my idiot children have raised in the one week i left them unsupervised! 
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ep 400 (30.10.17)
ok you know what, i reallllllly do not care about this lameass shivika plot. i didn’t care one week ago when i was watching in real time, and now one week later, i literally couldn’t give less of a fuck. ugh. already disgruntled at having to sit through this garbage. 
YOU FUCKERS SHOULD BE CONCENTRATING ON RIKARA, PAR NAHI, IDHAR BHI APNE AINVAYIII KE ISSUES. HONESTLY. THINK ABOUT SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELVES FOR 4 MINUTES. AND IF YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT YOURSELVES, THINK PROPERLY LIKE NORMAL MARRIED COUPLES, AND GO BANG. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD. 
ugh ok i really don’t care about anika’s nonsense mental issues when there’s literally so many other problems. fwding this bs. 
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas, rikara!!!!!!!! 
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i am honestly so emosh rn. 😭😭😭
yaaaaaaas baby girl! call him out on his bs! 
ok can’t help but feel a little bad for kunal’s kamar in this scene. is it just me or is he ladkhadaayiing a bit? 
UGH GTFO SHIVIKA I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU TWO RN UNLESS YOU’RE FUCKING. 
anika has legittttttttttttt lost her goddamned mind. honestly, what the fuck have they done to my girl???? 
IS THIS HONESTLY AN ISSUE???? LIKE???? I CAN’T EVEN WITH THESE TWO ASSHOLES RIGHT NOW. JUST GTFO MY SCREEN BEFORE I RAGE QUIT WATCHING THIS EP. 
lmao ok kunal ki saaas phul rahi hai, someone give the poor boy a sec to catch his breath. 
YAS GAURI ASKKKKKKKKKKKK HIMMMMMMMM 
pffffffft, don’t even talk about shivika’s ishqbaazi rn gauri, coz... i just can’t. 
“WOH DONO EK DUSRE KO NEECHA NAHI DIKHAATE KABHI.”
ok someone needs to sit gauri down and tell her all of bade bhaiyya ke puraane paap. 
and rudra’s just going snip-happy on ajay’s car like a toddler in crafts class. best. 
ok ruvya nonsense is what i care about least in this show so fwd fwd fwd. 
this trope of shit getting stuck in each other’s jewelry and what not is literally the worst. 
OK RUDRA NEEDS TO BE GIVEN ONE TIGHT SLAP. WHY THE FUCK IS BHAVYA EVEN PUTTING UP WITH THIS BS? SHE JUST NEEDS TO TELL SHIVAAY WHAT’S UP AND GTFO THE STUPID “BOND” CLAUSE. 
god i’m just so mad at heterosexuality rn. all these ppl just need to leave each other alone already, coz together, they just make each other and everyone else miserable as fuck. 
YAS GAURI. TEAR THAT DUPATTA. FREE YOURSELF FROM THE SHACKLES OF THE HEGEMONIC INSTITUTION THAT IS MATRIMONY IN THE DESI SOCIETYYYYYYYYYYYY
why am i being forced to watch this utter TRASH that is this shivika plot? it’s literally worse than the ruvya plot. #bloodyUNSAHIKKABLE (something for my southie peeps there.) 
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never thought i’d relate SO MUCH with shivaay during an argument, but hey, here we are. matlab facepalm kar kar ke mera toh mooh hi laal ho gaya hai. 
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ok what even is this editing? ffs, kuch toh transition effect daalo scenes ke beech mein. 
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oh gauriiiiiiii, my baby girl, don’t cryyyyyyyyy. mera dillll jaltaaa haiiiiii. i can’t bear to see you like this. 😥😥😥😢😢😢
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ok i can’t bear his crying either, but he deserves to cry a little, so dil pe patthar rakh ke seh loongi main. 
GOD SRSLY ANIKA YOU NEED TO GROW UP. 
great. usko bhi pakad ke taana and issue. shivaay just leave her be. let her go eat something and she’ll calm the fuck down in time and come find you. 🙄🙄🙄
i’m just fwding this garbage, because after EVERYTHING they went though, if she still doesn’t trust him, phir mujhe kuch nahi kehna. honestly, so done with this. 
ok just in case i didn’t hate men enough in this episode, ajay’s here to MAKE SURE ki koi kasar reh toh nahi gayi. 😒😒😒
okay fuckkkkk offf shitty ajayyyyyyy, with your crappy unibrow. 
OMFG HAATH LAGAAYA, SAALE KAMEENE HIMMAT KAISE HUIIIIII KAAAT KE GANDE NAALI MEIN NA PHENK DOON MAIN
ok this grownass man has been TOLD the issue to his face and he’s still like “idk why she’s mad at me?????” why are men like thisssss????? 
god why won’t this shitty ass episode enddddddddddddddd??? 400th episode my ass. 
waah, bhavya’s gonna solve the mysteries of the feminine mind for bhaiyya. 
lol this little golu molu baby sardar. what a cutie. 
this show really nails their casting of kids. highly surprising how all of them are non annoying. 
YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN BRING BACK HER KHOYA HUA CONFIDENCE? BY SEXING HER. SO PLEASE. GET TO IT. MATLAB, TUM AADMI HO YA PAJAMA?!!?!
GOD FINALLLLLLLLLLY THIS DAMN EPISODE IS FUCKING OVER. HALLELUJAH. 
ep 401 (31.10.17)
aaaaaaaand golu molu is back. 
shivaay, don’t you have enough issues in your life???? ek aur issue ke beech mein taang adaa rahe ho???? go talk to your stupid wife.  
... is there a reason he got outta costume for this???? 
and god the ugly blue filter. hate. HAAAAAAAAATE. WHY DO THEY USE IT EVERY TIME THESE TWO HAVE A SCENE IN THIS LOCATION????? IT’S SO FUCKING UGLY. 
man do i haaaave to watch this???? he’s just gonna be all i promise ill love you when you’re old and blah blah blah physical looks don’t matter dil matters and blah blah. 
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“i’m not trying, i AM cute.” 
pffffffffft. ek toh overconfidence ki hadh. you’re not even that cute. doosra, bebe!Anika is this close to taking off her chandni and beating all the cute outta you. 
my god i cannot be gladder than i am to be utterly single rn, coz jesus above, being in a relationship looks fucking exhausting. yahaan mujhse apne emotions aur issues jhele nahi jaate, and you have to be deal with someone elses’ neuroses too???? no thanks. 
i am baby!sardar and he is me. utterly sick of these ppl and screaming “meri jaan baksh do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 
called shivaay’s nonsense speech almost down to the word. not feeling particularly proud about it tho, coz that just means the writing of this show is just thaaaaat thakela. 
OMG ANIKA WHICH OTHER WOMAN WOULD EVEN WANT THIS STUPID GODFORSAKEN DEMON OF A MAN?????????? HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THAT????????? THAT LITERALLY NO OTHER WOMAN IN ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH CAN TOLERATE HIM????? 
ok i swear to god rudra needs to get hit by a bus or something. #freeBhavya
WHY WON’T THIS STUPID SCENE END OMG
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fwding. don’t care. gimme gauri. NOW. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW. 
OOOOH. WHY’S BULBUL COMING TO OMKI????? is she realising that she’d rather be married to repentant hottie shaayar rather than ugly unibrow handsy fucker???
ok. clue has been given that richa is the reason. use your goddamn brain now, omki. 
god his sexyyyyy agony whisper voice. it’s doing things to meeeeeeee. 😍😍😍
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haaaaaye his face. be still my beating heart. 
of course. ajay is daksh 2.0, but not even half as entertaining. 
i miss daksh, man. after svetlana, he’s the most lolz delivering waala villain this show has ever had. 
OK WHAT EVEN IS THIS OUTFIT GAURI IS WEARING LORD ABOVE NA SAR HAI NA PAIR, JAANE KAISE TEEN CHAAR CHICHDE JOD DIYE HAI AUR USKO “OUTFIT” BULA RAHE HO
angsty sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy eyes are being maaaaaade. 😭😭😭
and ugly ajay is noticinggg and grinding his teeth all shivaay-style. 
ughhhhh ajay you’re the fucking worst. i really fucking hope the oberois go to town on you and repeatedly kick you in the nuts. 
ok shivaay’s outfit has actually made me go blind and i’m now watching this episode with my mann ki aankhein. 😣😣😣
shivaay still can’t understand the concept of consent and free will. honestly, i think this idiot needs to have the point beaten into him. 
aisi time par bhi isko shayari sooj rahi hai. emo!maxxxxx only my son is. 
“mujhse vaada karo hum aur kuch nahi karenge.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOY DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR OBEROI KIN AT ALL??????? SHAADI KHUD KI HO YA KISI AUR KI, TAMASHA TOH KARNA HI HAI! 
omfgggggggg anika, COZ PYAAAR (woh bhi aisa ek number ka ghatiyaaaa “pyaar”) ISN’T EVERYTHING IN LIFE OK????  
ok anika just don’t give a fuck anymoreeee. 
aaaaaaaaaaaaand the wig is offfff.
why’s gauri shocked? she fully knew anika was here? they slept in the same bed??? 
ajay is the shivaay of bareilly. all authoritative and shouty and shiz. pity that the real shivaay is here, and about to teach him how it’s really done. 
LMAO MAAAAAAAAAA IS LIKE “I DIDN’T KNOW NOTHING! MAIN TOH ALLAH MIYAAN KI GAAAIII HOON!!” 😂😂😂😂
shivaay’s having a haaaaaard time controlling himself. teeth grinding and eye rolling to the max. 
lololololololol looks like ajay’s maa itself shall be cockblocking him. 
“THA NAHI. HOON.” 
daaaaaaaaaayum son! 
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LMAO SHIVAAY’S FACE LIKE “I TRIED, MAN. I TRIED.” 
styyyyyylish and tadi-filled removal of pagdis and wigs. 
god kunal, tumhe koi haq nahi banta ki tum itne khoobsurat lago. NOT FAIR! 😫😫😫😫
lol nakuul’s champu hair, compared to the other two’s faaaaaahbulous, totally-unaffected-by-pagdi hair. 
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obligatory ‘haaye my beautiful boys!’ waala shot. 😍😍😍
gauri be like WHY ARE MY SASURAAL WAALE SUCH FREAKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OMG
EP 402 (01.11.17)
LMAO like whaaaaaaaat trip is ajay even on? she’s HIS wife, not yours. what “cheeeen lega” and all??? kuch bhi. chal hatt, chutiya kahinka. 
can’t wait for obros to hand ajay’s ass to him. coz he’s quite honestly asking for it. 
hee hee hee, i shall always get a kick outta shivaay jumping men who have like at least half a foot on him and trying to fight them. my smol fighty baby. 
OMFG OMKARA KO CHAANTA. AB TOH NAHI BACHEGA TU BETA. AB TOH TICKET KATAA HI LE WAAPSI KI. 
WHY’S RUDRA STOPPING SHIVAAY???? BRO, YOU’RE SUPP TO JUMP AJAY TOO???? MY GOD, NIKKAMMA KA NIKAMMA ONLY THIS IDIOT BOY IS. WHEN YOU GONNA START PULLING YOUR DAMN WEIGHT AROUND HERE, ASSHOLE???????????????
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awwww man shivaay’s face is making me cryyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 😭😭😭😭
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OMG OMG OMGGGGGGGG BULBUL CALLING OUT TO BADE BHAIYYE #MYBROTPLIVES #shivriHameshaAmarRahe
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BITCCCCCCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
ab baby bulbul ne aadesh diya hai tohhh... 
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lol bulbul’s bloodlust will not be satisfied with just the one obro. she wants them ALL to go to town on these bareilly bastards. and that’s allllllllll the encouragement hubs needs. 
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how awesome is this shot of bulbul and her three protectors tho! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
gimme some shots of anika and bhavya kicking ass too plz??? 
ugh no, they’re relegated to cheerleaders. how lame. 
LMAO GAURI’S HAPPINESS AT THE CHAOS, FADING AWAY AT RICHA/MUKESH’S WTF FACES HAHAHAHA
shivaay’s like bro i’ve had enough of this small town bs. can we gtfo here pls? 
god i realllllly hate gauri’s outfit. it’s drowninggggg her tiny frame. 
“hum waapas nahi jaa sakte.” 
lmao everyone’s faces like “behen itna maar dhaar karne se pehle nahi bol sakti thi???? phukat mein energy waste.”  
i really love how shivaay is having waaaaaaay more of a devastated reaction than om at gauri not coming back. 
protip to shivaay: just legally adopt gauri (like you did sahil), so she’ll be your sister no matter what the fuck goes on in the rikara marriage. 
... we’re back in OM? 
oh yes we are. unless shivaay authoritatively makes hot chocolate for ppl in others’ kitchens as well. 
ok that sleeved vest looks really bad under THAT kurta, shivaay. 
shivaay, ever heard of giving someone (anyone!) personal space? no? ok cool. 
CAN A MAN ANGSTILY MOPE IN THE DARK ABOUT HIS WIFE MARRYING SOMEONE ELSE IN PEACE? PLEASE???!?!?!!!!!!
heavy vibes of post-ishaana kadhi-chawal scene no? 
still one of my eternal fave obro scenes. (“main iss baare mein baat nahi karna chahta!” *talks about it for 2 hours*)
“hota hai.”
haan is ghar mein toh aksar hota hai, ki biwi kisi aur se shaadi karne chali jaati hai, lekin NORMAL LOGON KE SAATH aisa nahi hota. 
oh boyyyyyy, shivaay ke khurafaati dimaag mein idea. 
meanwhile gauri is doing full intezaam of bhaagna from there. 
gosh gauri, since when are you such a terrible liar???
maa is doing everything she can to cover bitiyaa’s ass. love it. 
ajayyyyy doesn’t even wanna marry her???? then why’s he so insistenttttt????? 
STOP LYING TO HER SHIVAAY. FOR FUCKS SAKE HAVE YOU LEARNTTTTTTTTT NOTHINGGGGGG. GOD. 
“shankar ji apni chiraiyya ka dhyaan rakhlenge.”
YUP. IN THE FORM OF BADE BHAIYAAAAAA. WHO’S FLYING OVER AS WE SPEAK TO SAVE HIS BABY BIRD. 
omg how daaaaaaare he LIE TO HER FACE LIKE THIS. BITCH, ONE. YOU A HELLA SUCKY LIAR. AND TWO. SHE KNOWS YOUR DUMB ASS BETTER THAN YOU KNOW YOURSELF. 
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“WE GOT OURSELVES A BULBUL TO KIDNAP.”
god this asshole really going to fucking kidnap gauri. srsly, it’s like he learned nothing from his first wedding. 
“yaar hum raat ko ghee lene jaa rahe hai????” 
LOLOLOL
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fuck, my hearttttttttttt. god i love these stupidass boys so much. 
ooooooooooh gauri is overhearinggggg. 
YAAAAAAAAAS BULBUL YOU BEAT THE F OUTTA THIS ASSHOLE. 
pffffffffft, oh nowwwww she wants to call omkiiiiiii. 
of course he won’t pick up. girl, this is why you should depend on no man. 
ugh the cgi for the helicopter is so terrible. 
lol gauri has emptied her whole wardrobe into making escape waali rassi. she’s seen golmaal (puraana waala, not the chutiya new ones) one too many times i think. 
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pffffffffffft waise toh bada kidnapping ka plan bana raha tha??? karne ka time aaya toh shivaay is just standing there frozen and other two just pushed him to side and moved on. 
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LMAO HER INNER MONOLOGUE I LOVE GAURIIIIIIIIIII SO MUCH 
LOLOLOLOL HE WAS GONNA BUST INTO A SHER AND RUDRA’S FRUSTRATION
“YEH KAISA AADMI HAI???? BHAABI MUBARAK HO, HUM AAPKO KIDNAP KARNE AAYE HAI.” LMAOOOOOOOOOO
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be still my beating heart! 😍😍😍😍
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omfg ommmmmmmmmm you idiot her headdddddddddd!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand great. ajay and minions are here. ugh. 
obros exchanging “it’s go time!!!!!!” faces. 
wow. that was hella easy. 
ep 403 (02.11.17)
wow, gauri still hasn’t regained consciousness? maybe you shoulda taken her to a doctor for a ct scan or something first.
“bhaiyya, aur koi illegal kaam karna hai ya main sone jaaon?” LMAO 
anika’s detective dimaag is on during half-sleep also. AMAZING. 
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but never fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! billu’s here to romance it outta her. haaaaaaye.
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ugh. fuck these two ridiculously attractive assholes who won’t bang and insist on killing me with sexual tension. 
uh ohhhhhhhh, billu made a boo boo! wife is on to him!
omg look how tiny shrenu’s feeeeet are! 
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ugh my heart. can these two just be happy now... pleaseeeee. they’re the life raft i have to tie myself to now that shivika are... just... idk what. 
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snort. fucking idiot. 
“japan mere zehen main hai kyunki it’s my favt. country. wahan ki jo mount fuji hai na, it’s a really good mountain! mujhe wahan ka khaana bhi bohut pasand hai!”
LMAO WHAT IS THIS A NIBANDH HE WROTE FOR INTERNATIONAL DAY AT SCHOOL????? 
omfggggg “sabudaana vada khaaya hai tumne japan ka???” hahahahahahaha
I NEED SPACE?????? BITCH GO MAKE AN OBEROI COLONY ON MARS THEN. BADA AAYA SPACE MAANGNE WAALA. 
IDGI???? WHY CAN’T YOU JUST TELL HER GAURI’S IN THE HOUSE???? WHAT DOES IT EVEN MATTER????? 
goddddd anika, why must you discuss all your marriage matters with some other person???? 
lol anika calling bhavya out on knowing rudra wasn’t home last night haha
ouffffff anika, you really need to get a hobby. like, take up watercolours. or knitting. maybe get a pet. horseriding?you need SOMETHING to distract you from the fuckery that is this house and your weirdass marriage. 
LMAO RUDRA “usually kidnapping ke baad phiroti ke liye call karte hai. main karoon kya???” 
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“BIWI HAI MERI, GHADDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂
“we have to keep it under wraps”... MAYBE START BY CLOSING YOUR DAMN DOOR?!?!!?!? 
lolololol man i’m loving the return of omRu scenes. i reallyyyyy missed these two together. 
OMFG OM EK TOH SHE’S UNCONSCIOUS UPAR SE YOU’RE WRAPPING HER AND STASHING HER IN A CUPBOARD????
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the sisters are here. with their shak waali nazrein. 
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the face on an honest man who isn’t lying his pants off. amazing. 
oh hooooooo anikaaaa, you’re so annoyinggggg when you get like this. 
pfffffffft. brothers are here. ab hoga tamasha. 
LMAO AND TAMASHAAA IT IS. THE WAY HE FAINTED ONTO THE BED HAHAHAHAH 
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ouff the amount of nautanki. 
LMAO THE WAY HE GOT UP ALL FINE AND THEN REMEMBERED HE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE AND FELL AGAIN LOLOLOLOL
lol for first time rudra is doing bagaavat against his eternal master bhaabi
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OMFG THE WAY RUDRA JUST PICKED HIM UP AND TOOK HIM I AM DYING HAHAHAHAHA
ohhhhh boy she’s going back into om’s room. 
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand caught! 
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OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “DEKHO KAUN AAYA HAI!!!! GAURI! AA GAYI!” HAHAHAHAHHAHHA I AM FUCKING DYING OMG HAHAHAHAHA
ok, what exactly is anika’s problem here? she also wanted gauri to come back? matlab... i really don’t get her newfangled issues these days. 
kabhi nahi socha tha ki yeh din bhi dekhne padenge where i’d be on shivaay’s side during arguments. waah re prabhu, teri leela. 
gauri’s having a legit “main kahaaan hoon?” moment. 
great anika has taken her lecturebaaazi outside to the devars. she’s really getting on my last nerve these days. 
like i get her point and all, but behen, tum apne buddhi waale dhong se kaunsa usko izzat-o-aabroo se lene gayi thi???? matlab kuchhhhh bhi.
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lmao anika ki toh tain tain phisssssssssssss ho gayiiii. 
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and lolololol look at this idiot boy who’s not even hugging her back, he’s just like OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO SOMEONE TELL ME?!?!!?!?! 
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lmao shivaay’s look of triumph. he’s literally likeeeee 
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ouff ok gauri, heavy on the mythological references this early in the morning. 
lmaoooo shivaay knocking om on the back for the patti thing. matlab, when sso thinks you’re being a little extra, know you’ve gone truly overboard. 
ugh ok she forgave him already??? itnaaa bhi lightly nahi jhaadna tha matter ko. 
anika be like behen, y u no tell plan? ainvayiiii mein moral science lecture diye phir rahi thi.
ok i really thought the anika learns about gauri title was about the chutki secret, but siiiiiiiiigh. 
aaaaaand these two are fighting. 
“aise hi rehna hai???? sudharna nahi hai???” 
lol 1 crore ka sawaal pooch diya tumne anikaaaa
god you two, this relationship is fucking exhausting and i’m just a passive witness to it. I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE BEING IN IT.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THERE GO THE PHONES. 
ep 404 (03.11.17)
servants of the house be thinking ‘itne din se kitchen achcha khaasa saaf-sutra tha. lo aa gaye phir gandh machaane.’
godddddddddddddd rudra’s besura singing.
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shivaay’s being hella relatable these days.
ok i really don’t like this shakki biwi nonsense of anika’s. like, stop ruining my girl pls. 
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awwww my chiraiyya and her bhaujai. 
um, why is this person dressed literally in pinky’s clothes??? 
ok i don’t caaaaaaaaare about this nonsenseeeeee. fwding. 
what even is happening?? you two have been married for like 3 hours and are still fucking up on a minute by minute basis. bade aaye rudra ko marriage advice dene waale. 
I HATE THIS GARBAGE TROPE OF MEN IN DRAG ON INDIAN TV. DAMN YOU KAPIL SHARMA FOR STARTING THIS NONSENSE. A PLAGUE UPON YOUR (ILLEGALLY CONSTRUCTED) HOUSE!
lol shivaay and om inspecting the custard in the bg as if it’s some huuuuge lab experiment or something. 
..... god anikaaaa, you’re a fucking idiot. 
lmao bhavya’s such an enabler. 
ouffff gauri, not you toooooooooooo. 
anika idiot, custard toh lekar bhaagti. 
he’s not gonna catch her. and this is gonna create a huge big raita. *siiiiiiiiiigh*
calllled it. 
bhavya, my sweet, please find yourself a better man. you deserve sooooooooooo much better. 
OMFG SHIVAAY PUT THE FUCKING PLATE DOWN. FUCKING IDIOT. 
GOD THIS IS THE STUPIDEST PLOT EVER ITS FUCKING 4 AM WHY AM I WATCHING THIS GARBAGE 
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NOWWWWWWWWW WE TALKINGGGGGG 😏😏😏😏
oooooooooooooooh the chutkiiiiiiii photooooooooooooooo. 
SHE’S IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH YOU. SHE’S MISSED YOU TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BABIESSSSSSS!!!! MY TWO GIRLSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
EVERY TIME I THINK OF THEM BEING SISTERS FOR REAL, MY HEART OVERFLOWS WITH FEELS
abbe, seedha seedha custard deke jaa na; yeh senti waala lecture kisko sunna hai.
that custard is fucking LIQUID. matlab, set hone tak toh sabrrr karta bro???? 
GOD I HATE THIS NONSENSE OF THE GIRL SAYING SOMETHING WHEN SHE MEANS SOMETHING ELSE. I KNOW WE DO THIS SHIT A LOT BUT WE REALLY GOTTA STOP. MEN DON’T UNDERSTAND IT THE WAY OTHER GIRLS DO. THEY JUST DON’T. SO STOP IT. 
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“400 episode ho gaye lekin anika abhi bhi yehi keh rahi hai ki SHIVAAAAY AAAP KYAAAA KAR RAHE HAI???”
i would laugh at the meta but i am too angry that you haven’t as much as made outttttttt yet. what the everlovingggg fuckkkkkkk. you ppl better bang before ep 500 so help me god. SO HELP ME GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ouffffff rudra, ever heard of personal space? you’re the worst. dafaaaa ho!
oh haaaaaaaaaai abhayyyyyy, you hotass demonchild. how you been???? actually, fuck you, where’s my girl tanya and how’s she been???? 
THIS IS LITERALLY DOODH AND JAM THAT HE’S FEEDING HER. LIKE.... IT’S ANNOYINGGGGG ME YOUGAIZ. IT’S ANNOYING ME SO MUCH. 
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dayummmm, omki making sex eyes at wife. will i get my tharak fulfilled here first????? will omki shomki and chutki maarofy baazi first?!?!?! 
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OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!! I JUST MIGHTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! 😯😯😯
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OMG FUCK YOU RUDRA MAY YOU NEVER HAVE ANOTHER ORGASM IN YOUR LIFE EVER AGAIN YOU STUPID COCKBLOCKER 😡😡😡😡
lmaooooo om’s glee when rudra finally left. i love this idiot child so much. 
UGH BAATEIN?!?!?!!? WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT BAATEIN?????GET BACK TO THE MAKING OUTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU STUPID NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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artificialqueens · 7 years
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a/n: just a soft, emo trixya fic where katya misses trixie while filming as3
siri, put “two birds” by Trixie Mattel on shuffle
Katya sat on the couch, breathing still, listening to Two Birds. It’s been three weeks without his other half. He’s been playing the album over and over, slowly torturing himself with the thought of not being with his Trixie. What if he’s crying and Katya can’t hold him, and tell him it’s alright, and use his stupid Maureen voice to cheer him up? What if he’s winning and Katya can’t congratulate him and treat him to whatever he wants? It’s these thoughts that keep Katya up at night. Trixie, had been shooting for Rupaul’s Drag Race: All Stars Three, and he couldn’t have been more thrilled for his boyfriend! Katya, had already had his thrill of being in a season of All Stars, and he never quite understood what Trixie meant when he would complain of how much he missed him. But now he understands. It’s like having a piece of you gone, it’s lonely. Katya doesn’t feel any need to do anything. He’s been eating shit, smoking like crazy, hasn’t even left the house in days. He has shut out the world if his Trixie can’t be with him.
           He sits in a ball on their couch, eating Trixie’s favorite meal, listening to Trixie’s music, surrounding himself in his love. Mama don’t make me put on the dress again.. I can’t stand the way it opens when I spin.. Katya laughs a little when he thinks of his other Trixie’s reasoning for this song. “Little girls that love me are gonna think that it’s me saying I hate drag!! It isn’t!! My mom just considered me to be the flower girl when she got remarried because there were no other girls in the family!! It was horrendous!” Trixie explained, as Katya cackled his wheezy laugh. They drank their wine and laughed the whole night, followed by the best drunk sex they’ve ever had. Katya sighs. He looks next to him, where Trixie was that night, and suddenly feels a cold breeze take over him. All that’s in Katya’s head is the soft curl of Trixie’s blonde hair, the smudged pink lipstick that appears on Katya’s lips by the end of the night, the tight pink shorts Trixie wears that he doesn’t even have to pad. Katya fantasizes of having Trixie feeling him everywhere, kissing every insecurity away, making him forget about his past in Boston. He lights another cigarette. He hasn’t even bother going outside to smoke, Trixie isn’t here so who’s stopping him?  He knows Trixie wants him to stop smoking, but how else was he supposed to cope through this? Katya’s thoughts of self-doubt roll into his head again, for the first time in a while. What if Trixie meets one of the other queens and likes them more than me? Rumor has it Milk is there, he’s attractive. He’s better than me. He can give more to Trixie than I ever could. I’m pathetic.
           I’ll wear your ring, on the right hand, for a while. They’ve always flirted around the idea of marriage. Even though Katya didn’t believe in it, or thought it was too typical for two drag queens to do. “Why should two Rupaul’s Drag Race alumni have to declare their love through two rings and the state?? It’s bullshit.” Katya ranted as he was attaching a tiny hand to his wig. “I don’t know, Kat. I get your whole philosophical look on it, but it’s still special. Walking down the aisle, knowing you’re about to marry your best friend, seeing them at one of their happiest moments, it’s special. It’s something I love to think about.” Trixie lets out. They sit in silence for a few seconds. “And free gifts and loads of money” he says after a few moments. They both laugh for a straight minute, mainly Trixie laughing at the way Katya flails all his limbs when he’s excited. They calm down. Katya sighs. “You know I love you. I know how much a marriage means to you. I just couldn’t even begin to imagine all the money, and all the planning, and who we’d invite and-” “We can have a $15,000 budget, invite close friends and family only, and our colors can be pink and maroon.” Trixie cuts him off. They stare at each other for a moment, followed by them giggling and Katya straddles Trixie. A tear falls down Katya’s cheek. He starts to think of the crazy scenario that Trixie met another guy while filming,  for all I know he’s a fucking pit crew member, and thinking about the incredible amount of guilt he would have for not proposing sooner. Katya knows he shouldn’t have let his ego get in the way and he knows he would never get over it if he lost Trixie. He immediately skips the song.
           I don’t smell you in my sheets. Katya’s favorite song. He starts to realize the house doesn’t smell like it usually does. The scent of vanilla and coffee is gone. Instead, the scent of cigarettes and wine fill the air. More tears run down his cheeks until he can taste the salt. He doesn’t realize it, but his cries become sobs and his sadness becomes anger. How could Trixie leave me like this?! He probably doesn’t even miss me. He loathes for the day that he has to come home to my filthy self. He picks up his phone. Message to My Trix: I love you. Katya knows that he won’t respond because of filming, but he’s been texting him at least once a day just because he finds comfort in it somehow. He looks through his text history. Violet the Whore: any news on trix??? Miss you two whores xx. Katya smiles. All of his texts are asking about Trixie and her progress. Do they not remember they take away your phones while filming?? Like shit I know! He clears his text history. He can’t even be bothered to respond. “I Know You All Over Again” was the song they slow danced to in the kitchen at 3 am once. “Wow, I can see why you got sent home twice-two left feet.” Katya teased. Trixie lightly smacked him in the ass but giggled at his joke. “You know, if I do get asked to go into All Stars 3, I’ll be gone for a bit.” Trixie spoke softly into Katya’s shoulder. They danced slowly. “Sadly, yes. I think I can manage. I’ll just stare at the millions of photos that the fangirls on Twitter will probably be tweeting me.” Katya jokes. He’s trying to be lighthearted, but he knows how hard it’s going to be. “I’m never going to be able to stop thinking about you. They’re probably going to get the worst shots of me looking all dazed and confused and guess what? It was probably me just thinking of your cigarette, red-lipstick-covered mouth.” Trixie says with a chuckle. Katya cackles, loosening his grip around Trixie’s waist. “No matter how upset I get if you’re gone, just remember I am so unbelievably proud of you. My little Barbie doll.” Katya says as he kisses Trixie on the forehead. He blushes. They continue to dance long after the song ends.
Hours pass, and Katya is lying in bed now, still listening to Two Birds on repeat. Just when he would think he’s cried himself out, he’s reminded of a special moment between the two. The bed is cold. He thinks of the times they’ve made love on this bed, the times they’ve laughed on this bed, the times they’ve cried on this bed. The thought makes Katya almost nauseous with sadness. Katya leaves sloppy kisses on his significant other. Sure, this wasn’t the first time they’ve fucked, but this time it was different. “C’mon, babydoll. You can pull through.” Katya coons into Trixie’s ear. Katya has always been dominant but when it came to his Trix, he was soft yet overpowering. Trixie moans his lover’s name. Katya leaves soft marks on his neck, marking his territory before he gets sent off to All Stars. Tonight, was Trixie’s night. Katya was going to make his last night at home memorable. Both of them come, each of them kissing each other through it. A sweaty Katya lies next to Trixie. They breathe heavily for a few minutes, cooling down and gaining composure. “You know, they’re so going to be able to tell I got fucked the night before, right?” Trixie asks, with a breathy laugh followed. “That was the point, hon.” They laugh, and turn to each other to give soft kisses until they fall asleep.
           Katya had been falling asleep on and off for the past hour, but is woken up by his phone dinging. New message from My Trixie. Katya thinks he’s dreaming and tries to go back to sleep. Hours pass, he had finally fallen into a deep sleep. He looks over at the alarm clock. 11:09 a.m. Too early for Katya. He gets himself out of bed, not eager to another day of sulking around the apartment. He hears a clatter in the kitchen. Katya’s smoker heart stops for a second and he stands still. He grabs the nearest heavy object to fight off this intruder- a flower vase- and slowly walks towards the kitchen. He continues to hear noises and braces himself to potentially be shot. He hops around the corner, ready to attack, and he’s stopped in his tracks. In front of him is his tall, balding, handsome boyfriend. Katya stands in disbelief. “What are you doing?” Trixie asks, holding two cups of coffee. Katya puts down the vase and slowly walks over to Trixie. He puts down the coffee cups and they embrace. Katya starts to cry and Trixie says nothing and just holds him. They remain like this for what seems like ages. “Did you not get my text?” Trixie asks with a laugh. Katya tries to gain composure to muffle out a “No.” into Trixie’s shoulder. They laugh. “Neither of us are ever going back to Drag Race unless they take both of us, promise?” Katya asks, eyes puffy. Trixie laughs. “Of course. But let’s make up for lost time.”
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themeltedheadaches · 6 years
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ALL THE ASKS DO IT unless ur too busy #collegelife love u ❤❤❤❤
LOVE U BOO never too busy for u (also using this to procrastinate on my french composition so)
1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?
i eat my cereal………………….dry…………..
2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?
YES that’s literally my life now. i love it but also my nose was running today all the way to get coffee in downtown. i was in THREE LAYERS it is not even DECEMBER
3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?
answered! :)
4: how do you take your coffee/tea?
if i’m going to be a bitch and just get plain coffee, i’m gonna get it black bc otherwise i’ll just have a white mocha or a cappuccino or something (the ppl at the campus coffeeshop know who i am. they know my order. “one sin-ful latte coming up!” thank u for fueling my Addition.) i take my tea with milk and sugar if it’s black tea ((earl gray)) or with honey if it’s green tea. if it’s white tea i’ll sometimes have it with sugar, and if it’s something like peppermint or lavender or chamomile i’ll just have it plain. IM A PICKY BITCH
5: are you self-conscious of your smile?
i used to be! but now i like it. 
6: do you keep plants?
YES pls pray for them
7: do you name your plants?
answered! :)
8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?
poetry! i like to watercolor too, actually, though i left them at home :(
9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?
YES i miss my car bc that’s when i would have Prime Time to sing and hum to myself or along to whatever song i live for at the moment. (i’m into a musical rn and i can’t yell the lyrics out i’m so ANnoyed Always)
10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?
answered!
11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends?
i have fucking countless at home……. at college there are quite a few too! as in: “hypothetically, vodka?,” “fuckinG,,,WHAT,” “[blow twice] [slurp sound] [tongue click] noice.,” “SHPEAKERSH OHN!,” “over there! like, over there? over there. over there?,” “just going to go kick some nutria,” and of course, the classic, “same, but jewish.” 
12: what’s your favorite planet?
URANUS actually tho it’s uranus. i had to do my planet project on it in the 4th grade and i gave my brother AND mother silent treatment for two days bc they laughed at its name. i’m very protective
13: what’s something that made you smile today?
i saw my favorite puppy on campus again today!! he’s grown so much!! also my poetry professor’s wife had a successful surgery! #GoMeredith 
14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?
SO MESSY………………….listen. @michelle i’ve seen ur room, and i would just accept that that is how we live now and it’s fine. it would also be aesthetic as fuck tho tbh. full of yarn and animal fur. and books. and junk food #RIFP
15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!
if saturn’s rings were a meter long, they would be 10000 times thinner than a razorblade! what the fuckkkkkkkkkkk
16: what’s your favorite pasta dish?
UHHHHH fucking;;;;;;;;what how am i supposed to #represent my italian fmaily with this DISGUSTING question,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, jk i fuckig love risotto, just ur basic bitch peas and cheese risotto and i’ll cry. also?? gnocchi!! holy shiiiiiiiit. 
17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?
my hair has such good color i’d actually rather shave it all off than dye it :/
18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.
HHHHHHHH yesterday. LITERALLY yesterday. there was a french club meeting that served cheese and bread! so i took my Good Friend WIliam (who is not in french, unlike me), and we walk into the room, and i say “helLO!” bc that’s good manners, when you’re going to just get food and leave, and it’s dead silent. i get food and leave. william has told everyone in our entire hall twice.
19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?
answered!
20: what’s your favorite eye color?
i’m so biased……….but……..brown………..
21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.
my brown leather one! it’s actually super fake leather and i got it from target!! but it’s cute and small and somehow fits everything i need to put in it, including 3 beers and my wallet and 2 phones last weekend. i’ve had for 4 years now 
22: are you a morning person?
yes! i like waking up early actually 
23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?
go on youtube and waste time, or walk around campus/downtown with friends, or shop!
24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?
yes
25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into?
my cousin’s RV
26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit?
my brown leather boots! wow there’s a trend here lmao. actually i’ve had two pairs of these bc my first was falling apart?? i used them first in a cosplay……in the 7th grade………..(i was matt from death note and to this day i’m STILL not fucking ashamed, i had the wig and goggles and everything.) i love them and wear them all the time, they’re so comfy and warm and stylish and i feel like a hacker badass everytime i wear them. still to this day.
27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?
bubblegum gives me hives i do Not enjoy it :(
28: sunrise or sunset?
sunset!
29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?
one of my friends down the hall will call things/ppl “cute as pie” completely genuinely!! i love her!!
30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?
oh yeah
31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.
i fucking love them thanks end of story. wearing them makes me feel cozy and put together and also atm my dorm floor is Disgusting. i sleep with them when it’s cold and my feet are dry! i have so many fun socks it’s great. i love them. socks are highly underrated.
32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.
my friend and i were driving around evERYWHRE basically, we went from pasadena/san marino to like. hollywood all the way to beverly hills and back and it was wonderful, we stopped 3 times to chase stray cats, take shitty pictures, go to iHop, and almost died several times bc hE SNAPS AND DRIVES at NIGHT on LA FREEWAYS
33: what’s your fave pastry?
croissants, followed by scones, followed by coffeecake 
34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?
bunny the stuffed bunny! she’s pretty large, like as long as my torso! she’s white fabric with colored fluffy bits and very floppy, loose ears. she has green button eyes that i had my grandma sew on bc otherwise she actually scared me a bit when i was a kid, but i loved her anyway bc my great-grandmother sewed her for me in the first place. bunny still lives on my bed at home! 
35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?
YES! i ddon’t use them very often though bc i feel like i should save them for something. rip me
36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now?
stromae hands down
37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?
clean….i’m so lazy tho
38: tell us about your pet peeves!
sudden loud noises, being startled, being touched physically when i don’t expect it, someone making assumptions about me, being dismissed, being told what i want or what i’m going to do, borrowing something of mine w/o telling me, being interrupted 
39: what color do you wear the most?
HONESTLY black bc i’m an emo bitch
40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you?
one i’ve been wearing a lot is the fork ring i got from the portland saturday market! it’s literally the tines of a vintage fork separated from the part you hold, sanded down so it’s round, and looped into a ring shape. i fidget with it a lot and it reminds me of my mom and step-dad, bc i got it when i was with them. i wear it mostly everyday tbh
41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving?
new american best friend by olivia gatwood in general, or thick as thieves by megan whalen turner when i re-read it out loud to my mom on the ride up to college
42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!
yeeeeeeS i have several! the bistro, which is on campus: it’s so comfortable, it has couches everywhere and board games and so many books and zines and the walls are half chalkboard so there’s always art or snark everywhere. the music is super eclectic (it was lorde yesterday, today when i went in it was old-school 90s rap), plus it’s student run so the coffee and pastries and food are SO GOOD. the archive, which is downtown, is really boujee as fuck but it’s SO COOL. it’s so fucking aesthetic, with brown leather stools and uncomfortable booths and vintage books and stuff everywhere. for half the day, it’s a coffeeshop, and after 7, it becomes a bar. then back home, of course, coffee bean and tea leaf is the classic
43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?
half my hall when we went star tripping at the start of the year!
44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?
honestly the last time it was genuine was probably around…….january? i was in so much emotional pain and grief, but i was surrounded by family who loved me and were in that same pain and were so happy i was with them to help and be there with them. i wasn’t serene per say, or at peace, but there was this equilibrium….
45: do you trust your instincts a lot?
yes!
46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.
my RA told me this one this morning: did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory in france this morning? de-brie everywhere! 
47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?
tomatoes 
48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?
spiders, YES
49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?
i do…………………….. it was the soundtrack to romeo et juliette (2010)
50: what’s an odd thing you collect?
everything; stickers, pressed flowers, rocks, receipts 
51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?
the easiest one is when i think of my roommate, davey the dog’s barking cover of “do the hustle”
52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?
ew
53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?
no, yes, no, no, it was okay
54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?
ME, BITCH
55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?
chugged an an entire pitcher of water to prove i could, three times
56: what are some things you find endearing in people?
genuineness! vulnerability! eye contact! fidgeting!
57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?
made me feel PUMPED, and of course i did
58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?
i am both
59: what’s your favorite myth?
uHHHHHHHHHH i love the myth of beowulf actually bc i had to do a project on it once, i have a soft spot for it, i love all myths tho wtf
60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?
YES,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, recently some of my favorites are the entirety of a montage of a dream deferred by langston hughes, “totem sonnets” by sherman alexie, “on earth we’re briefly gorgeous” by ocean vuong, “one art” by elizabeth bishop
61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?
stupid gifts are nonexistent :/
62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?
noooo
63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?
yes lmao…….i kinda leave them be but i don’t like it if i let someone borrow them and they trash them uGH
64: what color is the sky where you are right now?
Pitch Black
65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with?
YES
66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?
morning glories, lavender, baby’s breath!
67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?
very good, thankfully, bc i am in oregon
68: what’s winter like where you live?
in LA, it’s cold and sweet and late and breathless and i adore it
69: what are your favorite board games?
jenga, clue, ??
70: have you ever used a ouija board?
NONONONONO
71: what’s your favorite kind of tea?
peppermint for mornings, earl gray for evenings!
72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it?
yes, sadly
73: what are some of your worst habits?
biting the skin around my fingers, bouncing my knees incessantly, procrastinating on my french compositions……
74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.
well there’s this amazing person who i met in freshman year german…….;)
75: tell us about your pets!
i WISH
76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t?
yes :(
77: pink or yellow lemonade?
pink of course
78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?
i am the true hateclub: i don’t react. do not give them power. they Feed off of your Hatred
79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?
get me flowers, surprise me with chocolate, come up to me and compliment me on my writing, etc!!
80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?
at home my walls are a soft orangey-peach, which is picked bc i love it. here, my walls are very very white, which i did not pick, but am neutral towards.
81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.
circuit-board chips busted open
82: are/were you good in school?
ehhhhhhh
83: what’s some of your favorite album art?
MELODRAMA
84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?
yes! a minimalistic double-delight rose for my great-grandmother, “love ya!” in my grandpa’s handwriting, maybe a nutshell with a crown over it (for the “king of infinite space” bit in hamllet), possibly “soyez réaliste, demandez l’impossible!” (be realistic, demand the impossible!) from the french student revolution in the 60s
85: do you read comics? what are your faves?
somewhat, def hawkeye or the young avengers bc i’m basic :/
86: do you like concept albums? which ones?
the only one i’ve rlly ever listened to is fucking danger days, so i worship them obviously
87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?
i think ppl should make their own agendas :/ however, i have deeply loved secondhand lions, up, moonlight, the grand budapest hotel, and other basic bitch things
88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?
impressionism!! aaaaaaa!!! also just shove me in front of abstract art and i’ll fall for it!!! 
89: are you close to your parents?
so so so so close to my mom and step-dad, on okay terms with my dad
90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.
listen to me. I LOVE SEATTLE. art! fish market! weird side streets! mean street art! bitchy coffee!! neon everywhere!! a big fuckin needle in the sky!
91: where do you plan on traveling this year?
ITALY THIS SUMMER IM SO EXCITED i’m gonna meet all my mom’s friends from her semester abroad that she’s kept, i’m gonna see what she saw when she was my age, i’m gonna see where my dad’s family is from maybe if we go south???, i’m gonna see all the places and things she used to tell me about to get me to dream big and want to see the world and experience what’s out there!! aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?
depends on the pasta
93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most?
down bc i’m fucking lazy and also inept when it comes to doing things with hair
94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?
my friend across the hall from me, who is now 19 years of bitchiness!
95: what are your plans for this weekend?
stay in, study, maybe go to a kickback tho
96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?
lol i put them off until my computer ceases to function altogether 
97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?
zodiac obviously
98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?
fucking…….summer?? i did!
99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.
“feelings” by hayley kiyoko, “vacation town” by the front bottoms, “february” by beach bunny, “hard feelings/loveless” by lorde, “moon river” by henri mancini, “let me in” by flor, “a million miles away” by the plimsoles, “girls like me” by bonnie hayes, “love my way” by the psychedelic furs, the entire legend of zelda soundtrack, “place, je passe” from the mozart l’opera rock soundtrack, etc etc
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(2-13-2017): Ordered some fem clothes on Amazon. EEE!
So despite having a crappy day at work (that’s Mondays I suppose), I can’t help but feel giddy. Over the course of yesterday afternoon going into the wee morning hours of today, I was perusing through amazon.com for sexy fem clothes. Its been a while since I purchased anything fem/CD related. So after going through different outfits, price comparing, which items were eligible for prime, etc., I finally put a few items together in the hopes of looking like a cute lil sissy. One outfit is LATUD Sexy Lady Three point Cupless Open Bust Harness T-back Lingerie (Rose Red). I initially saw it in purple and wanted that one, but it wasn’t eligible for prime and chose rose red. What caught my eyes was the mask along with the wrist restraints. Depending on how it fits/ looks on me as well as my wallet will determine if I get the purple one. Another outfit I purchased was Women Role Play Mini Plaid Skirt School Girl Costume Sexy Lingerie Set. (Black) This purchase (yeah, I know, its a bit cliched) I think was influenced by a video I saw earlier in the day yesterday of a school girl cross dresser being seduced by a male teacher. Along with the costume/outfit, I purchased a wig (MelodySusie Chic Mixed Color Bob Hairstyle Fashionable Short Straight Hair Wig with Bangs, Dark Brown & Purple) which I plan on wearing with both outfits, Sofishie Sexy Midnight Bow-Tie Panties (Red), Leg Avenue Women’s Opague Thigh-High Stockings with Satin Bows (Black) and lastly Miraculous Garden 2pcs Women Fashion Vintage Collar Punk Goth Emo Charm Leather Choker Necklace bracelet. I have fishnet gloves in a variety of colors that I purchased many months ago that I’ve yet to use that I may or may not wear with the outfits, depending on what looks good, what’s too much, etc. I do hope to model them this weekend and take pics to post. I do have a few questions that I hope any readers can answer as cross dressing is still relatively new to me. Can you recommend a pair or two of shoes (preferably in the $30 range, if possible.) to go along with the schoolgirl outfit? Like what should I be searching for/typing as far as style goes? While some shoe types like heels or clogs would look nice (I think. Something that elevates my height I think would look sexy.), I don’t think I’m ready to walk in anything that requires practice. For now, I’m looking for something on the flat sole kind. (Unless you can recommend something that gives you height that doesn’t require an instruction manual to walk in.) Oh, I wear a size 8.5 according to my Converse sneakers, though, I’m a size 9 in Sketchers boots. Not sure what size I should be looking for in women’s shoes. Next question, can you recommend a bra? My chest is 31 inches in circumference with no boobage whatsoever. (If that helps.) I’m not sure what I should be looking for exactly, size wise, cup wise, style wise, etc. I guess I want something that would look sexy along with a pair of lace panties. Next question is more on the make up end of things, though, I’m not sure if I’m ready to go that far just yet. (I'll most likely shave my facial hair off though.) Any tips would be nice. Like how to go about eye lash extensions ( I wouldn’t even know how to put em on or if I’d even need them), what should I look for as far as lipstick colors to wear (you can see my skin tone in this blog), blush, etc. I’m probably getting ahead of myself and should focus more on the clothing and then get to the cosmetic portion later. Last question: Is it normal to check your online order every hour just to see if your order has shipped yet and if so, where exactly is it? Lol. Thanks for reading.
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