#i can't fucking escape them

[chrisrin]

is gemstuck sollux a fusion? :0

WHAT A FITTING ASK I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF DRAWING THESE GUYS!!!

yes, yes he is.

#chris doodles #homestuck #gemstuck #hs #sollux captor #i'm obsessed with them #was talking with a friend and we have their fucking entire story and vibe built out #in an episode like jailbreak #rather than how sapphire was kinda distraught and ruby was panicked to find her #bixbite and maxixe are both collectively like “i need to get out NOW before (other one) does because i REFUSE TO LET HIM HOLD IT ABOVE ME” #“HE CAN'T ESCAPE FIRST HE'LL HOLD THAT OVER ME FOREVER” #when they both escape the screen does a split screen and we see them running to try and find each other desperately #when they do #they rush at each other calling out each other's names #slamming into each other with something half between a headbut and a hug #one mutters to the other “i saw you first” the other says “i missed you” just as quietly #holding each other's gems as they touch foreheads #and theN THEY FUSE BACK TOGETHER!!! #he has this moment where he stands there and blinks #relishing in the moment #before summoning his visor and flicking it down like “alriight. back iin fuckiing buii2ne22” #stronger than you but its blackrom #instead of fighting jasper he fights eridan because fef and eridan are kinda the first antagonists to the group #and it gives SOOO much background for what happens with erisol later (i have a whole story for that fusion planned in my head) #anyways holy fuck #yeah im insane ask me more about them

[bee-in-a-box]

Head (1968)

#Do not let this escape containment #the elderly will not get it. and the monkees pr team will send someone to kill me #the monkees #monkees #monkees posting #head 1968 #tried to match the fonts but I just. I just. I can't okay. It's still funny though right? #FUCK IT'D BE SO FUNNY TO POST THIS ON TWITTER AND TAG AND ACCUSE THEM OF MAKING THIS POST FUCK BUT I CANT DO THAT THATS MEAN

[illmoraineakoi]

What if the Pale King locked himself away in the Dream Realm to recreate what he did to the Hollow Knight? After the Vessel leaked and he realized that it most likely had capability enough to suffer, but far far too late to even hope to do anything to fix it. He was beyond the point of no return, there was nothing he could do to undo the Sealing. And even if he could, there were no other options that he could think of of what to do about the Blazing Light.

He had no choice but to keep the Vessel sealed. No choice but to watch his kingdom crumble. There was nothing he could do.

Nothing, but to seal himself away in a self-imposed punishment in the exact same way he imparted onto his only (known) living child.

A weak attempt to impose the same agony onto himself as he forced onto them.

And should the people of his kingdom stop worshiping him and forget he exists, dwindling his power and life to a pathetic end?

Well...

Perhaps that might've been for the best.

#hollow knight #Pale King #Potential Headcanon #Thinkin about this soggy worm again #I don't actually think this is the case I just think it's an interesting concept #Though perhaps not entirely out of the realm of possibility from what we know of PK's character #PK locked his most shameful memory behind the Path of Pain and the Entirety of the Dream White Palace could be an extension of that #in a sort of ''No one's allowed in but also HE'S not allowing himself to leave either'' way #The Sealing was meant to be permanent and eternal so I don't think PK made a 'back door' in case things went wrong either #Back doors are weak points and a potential escape route is something you don't want when dealing with the Radiance #So even if PK WANTED to get Hollow out of there I don't think he was actually ABLE to do so #Presuming he didn't know about the Dream Nail #Which had to of been fucking AGONY for him #''Oh shit my Vessel-child is actually alive and I just put a pissed off god inside of them aND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT FUCK FUCK FUCK' #*chucks depression meds at PK* Boi get off ur ass and at least try to do smth don't just wait around till u die ffs

[sherlock-is-ace]

fandom will see the most interesting deep and nuanced character and reduce their entire plot and portrayal to "slutty sexy slut needs to get railed" and it's honestly so tiring

#tiring is too mild of a word... it's SO FUCKING EXHAUSTING #dfgkjdfg #you can write fanfic you can draw fanart you can have conversations about sex and characters but BY GOD there's more to media and to life #i'm so sick of allos #angel talks #personal #yes this is about ofmd but it's also about everything esle because you can't escape them lol #anyways i am having a blast enjoying fandoms by myself lately which is very very good :')

[maya-tl]

Anyone wanna hear my HCs on why Spy and Medic are Married (with a capital M)?

Edit: HCs in the reblog! Have fun! 😊

#i say things #tf2 #team fortress 2 #gentle surgery #tf2 gentle surgery #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #tf2 medicspy #y'all they have an iron grip on me I can't escape them #btw this is gonna be me just making shit up and saying 'fuck you' to canon #they're Married bc I say so

[blue-thief]

how do you stop/prevent a ship war. like 95% of my blog is dedicated to skk but i jumped on board with sigzai the MOMENT dazai chose sigma. i love them both. i just wanna open the comments of sigzai instagram posts and see stuff like "yippeee!!! sigzai!!!!", not a whole bloody battle

#skk community i love you but - i can't believe *i'm* the one saying this - not everything has to about them #sigzai community i also love you but y'all are turning into insufferable bitches too yk #i see more and more anti soukoku and anti sigzai content but i KNOW you guys don't actually have a problem with the ships themselves #your problem is with the community so can both communities chill the FUCK out #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd #sigzai #soukoku #skk #i miss the days when i was unaware of the war but now i can't escape it

[mikakuna]

batman really just be saying shit. "killing the joker will make you the same as him"

like oh yes of course. you're definitely on par with a man who's killed thousands of innocents because you killed one person. bitch please. you're telling me bruce being a pussy enabler is why thousands of people die at the hands of one person? he should just go to therapy after killing the joker if it's that big of a deal. if you're gonna take on a role as serious and God-like as Batman/hero, you need to accept that you have to do immoral and messed up things. there's no reason to really make batman so strictly Moral if the supervillains he fights really show no shame in mass murdering and torturing innocents- innocents in a city that he swears is his and his to protect.

in a universe like dc where supervillains (+people who work with chemicals that aren't usable in the real world) exist and absolutely cannot be tied down in prison, killing is likely one of the only ways to keep cities safe. like sorry but batman has to kill the joker, a mass murderer, if he wants gotham to become a safer place. it's that or create an indestructible prison that no villains can escape from no matter what. which surprisingly hasn't been made yet, from what i know, despite all the amazing tech bruce has and can afford

#i came across an instagram reel captioned somethjng like #pov you're a civilian watching the main character let the villain go because killing them makes them equals #and the comments were all like saying how this argument is so stupid #because it is. #people try to bring in real world political issues into fantasy worlds where supervillains continuously escape jail #the death penalty can't be argued in a fantasy world because the rules are totally different #and realistically.... civilians will not view batman as a murderer or horrible person/be scared of him for killing the joker #they'd be relieved #they'd feel sooo much safer #and fine batman doesn't wanna kill whatever #weird for a guy who took on a vigilante role and seems to suck ass at keeping his enemies locked up for the rest of their lives #but to stop others from killing the joker????? why are you getting involved bro #it doesn't involve you anymore. if someone wants to kill the joker that's between them and the joker #batman isn't in the argument #if he's that much of a Good guy who can't let murder go free of punishment no matter what #then lock the person up for killing the joker #but let them fucking kill him first #no blood on your hands bud #jason todd #red hood #batman #dc

[imminent-danger-came]

Between

2x08 S: "As long as I'm doing something to help out a friend, I don't mind what it is! I just want to be there for 'em when they need me. Because at the end of the day, helping my friends is more important than anything in the world!"

3x03 Mei: "So wait, how did you get your gold vision back again?" MK: "I don't know! The same way I got them in the first place I guess. Every time I learned a new ability, it was because there was something I NEEDED to do, when there was no other way. Against the gold fish guy I NEEDED to do something to save my friends!" P: "Yeah, friends that YOU put in danger on purpose!"

3x10 MK: "NO! Mei is my best friend, I’d never abandon her when she needs me. We’re heroes! It’s what we do!",

3x14 MK: "A perfect world is what you make it. So as long as I have my friends by my side...this world! Is! Perfect!”

4x01 MK: "Honestly? I’m kinda liking the world as it is, right now. So...if it could just stay like this, forever? That would be awesome." SWK: "Yeah well...forever’s a long time bud...trust me."

4x02 AL: "It’s too late to save them! We can’t risk unleashing the curse into the world." MK: “You don’t know! We’d risk it for sure! I won’t abandon them when they need us."

4x07 IMK: "You can see it, can't you? This is your fate. Your friends will turn on you, seeing you for the monster you will become. They will destroy you, harbinger of chaos."

4x11 MK: "We have to try, he'd do the same—for any of us." and

4x14 YT: "I know full well what would happen should Azure fail. But- but he is my brother. I owe him my life." S: "We get it! I'd do anything to help my friends. But at the cost of the world?" P: "I'm sorry pal, but NOTHING worth that price!"

I'm like, really worried scoob.

#''Oh haha tdp may get into the life of one person VS the life of the world and CHET may definitely happen but at least I'm safe in LMK-'' #''-what do you mean one friend isn't worth the cost of the world. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WON'T ABANDON THEM WHEN THEY NEED HIM.'' #MK IS LITERALLY GOING TO TRADE THE WORLD FOR HIS FRIEND'S LIVES. FUCK ME. I CAN'T ESCAPE ANYTHING #Actually no. NO NO WAIT IT COULD BE WORSE. #It might legitimately come down to destroying MK or destroying the world. Or a choice that seems like those are the only two outcomes #''They will destroy you harbinger of chaos'' OH MAN. WE'RE SO FUCKED. #Nothing is off the table anymore. Azure died painfully on screen. s4 was the worst thing ever. IT'S OVER #Good thing s4 was all about false dichotomies right hahahahahaha #This comes down to: would pigsy sandy and tang really not pay that price for someone they care about. #This isn't about Mei I know SHE would. She'd do literally anything for her friends. BUT THE OTHER THREE. #SANDY CONTRADICTS HIMSELF IN 2x08 AND 4x14. I'M SCARED SCOOB #WHY MUST EXCHANGE AS A THEME BE IN EVERYTHING I LOVE #sorry if this is hard to read/incomprehensible lol #I am just like. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #lmk #lmk rant #lmk parallels #lego monkie kid #monkie kid

[mofffun]

Takano Minato I just want to talk

#kingohger #kingohger spoilers #pretty fucked up Jeramie has to defeat his own mom huh (he did fake-defeat a Big Bug before and Kamejim escaped so maybe??) #btw I'm on the Claudie = Jeramie's Dad('s corpse) train but he doesn't seem to recgonize him this ep 🤔 #Himeno: confirmed dead #Yanma: never met them #Gira: well a king has to die so his son and take the throne. no mention of mom. also he very much grew up in 'an orphanage' #Kaguragi: Suzume is his only family. did they die in Wrath of Gods? The following famine? In the uprising? #TakaMina be like: oh you sure the 2000-year-old guy's Mom is dead? Yeah no how about I kill her once more onscreen #TakaMina: sorry superhero can't have living parents :( #shitposting sunday has started bye #mon mon #ko30

[hystericfae]

I counted all the dogs and cats and it's 9 dogs and 7 cats plus the new kitten 😩

#chloe shush #of course 2-3 of the cats are having issues and like 3 dogs are dog aggressive #on top of literally everything else I have to worry about like the bath leaking badly 😭 #I had to do the baths in the kennel because of it #and then the trash lock is jammed so like? guess i just ....fuck myself about it or something until my coworker comes in tomorrow #oh AND i checked the reservations. guess who's coming in AGAIN on monday?? #the screaming fucking frenchies. why? literally why #and I can't even escape them after monday because i ALSO FUCKING WORK TUESDAY 😭😭😭😭 #This is the first time I've ever worked 6 days in a row im basically at the clinic more than I'm at home 😩😔 #I was lucky enough to leave at 11 yesterday but then we came back at 4:30 and stayed till 6:30 and i had to come AGAIN #at around 7 pm because UGhhhhh

[hazeism]

Hi!! Since pocketwei just recommended a bunch of your fics, I just wanted to tell you that I think you're the gold standard of dofuwani and mishanks on AO3. Actual inspiration. I need to sit down and devote a day to commenting on your fics because I've read most of them and your writing lives in my head rent free.

AOADFDUKIDUFLJ ??!!!! HOW DO I EVEN RESPOND TO THIS AAAHHA. "the gold standard" aahhadufdgu what the hell, dudedfkdufj. Thank you thank you!!

^^ Live Haze Reaction

Please don't feel like you have to leave any comments or anything, it already means the world to me that you took the time to read my writing, and be so fair and generous with it, (eyes glazing over, maniacal air) bringing it to life inside of you by considering it and letting yourself think about it (normal again), aaaahhaa it makes me so sentimental. We are alive !!!!

That said, of course, I'd be happy to hear anything you want to share in the form of a comment (getting the emaail is like a syringe to the spine for me), but don't overthink it or feel pressured to comment on everything or share in utter Platonic eloquence, blah blah. Just whatever you feel like saying, long or short, critical or flattering, observational or analytical or reactive, or even just an emoticon, it's all good!

(I suppose, too, it doesn't really matter whether you'd like to share them with me in particular--sometimes it's nice to give fixed form to your thoughts, and know they're worth that effort, so there's your explicit permission to simply use my comment sections as a medium to prove you exist, haha.)

but um. tldr. thank you! one million kisses.

#usually I think of akataka as like.. or it least I did (I've been out for a bit) think of it as My Tag because it was so empty ahaha before #I got in there. so haha to hear other people r like haze the akataka guy makes me sooo cheesed. they're so real to me #dfwn is like my bitch wife who I am hopelessly and magnetically devoted to I can't escape them ever so it's nice to know it's true in your #mind also. that we r fucking shackled together. i think i will be writing dfwn until the sun goes out #STOP TALKING HAZE HAAAZE STOP TALKING AAHH #ask #kookoofufu #since this was inspired by mei's fic recs also if u like my stuff i think you should see her beautiful mind scroll through her blog and #get brainblasted. she's so smart and her art is so good and expressive and eloquent and rich it has so many things to say and is so worth #listening to #man i always get embarrassed after I respond to an ask and i just leave the tab open with the reply typed and don't hit post. ok i'll hit #post now my bad. #mine

[desastreus]

reasons i hate living in a small town

people who think you're part of their church will recognize you and say hi

#this is my parents' fault #i never wanted to go to church #never wanted to be seen as one of them #please make me invisible the next time i go outside #i think one of the christianity problems is the reason they're behaving so kind and loving is because they believe that that will get you #into heaven but i don't think they genuinely care about me #just... if they would see me on the street and my parents never took me to church or my parents never went to church then they wouldn't giv #a fuck about me #kind of reminds me of school #you're in a class with all different kinds of people so just try to fit in and be kind but you never really comfortable with these people #because you have literally no choice but to sit in the same room with them all day #like... you're immediately taught to be nice to everyone and that you can't escape from people you don't feel comfortable around #maybe i'm going to deep into all of this but #vent post #cw vent #vent cw

[vegaseatsass]

MLC 6 spoilers

Alright I just finished MLC ep6 with the shot of Alan wearing both fucking rings and the preview of Jim scolding Li Ming for resembling himself too much and tumblr, I would like to submit as a ship for your approval: Jim/Alan. The two messiest and most stubborn sad gays ever. They can't stop being exactly who they are, and it's hurting everyone, v much especially including themselves

#moonlight chicken #moonlight chicken spoilers #i can't believe alan is wearing both fucking rings oh my GODDDDDDDDD #he drunk drove to escape himself and now he's going to inflict himself even more on wen than before #this time without intent!! he was trying to escape and instead he entrapped them both further #ps fuck you gong #but yeah jim in pain blaming li ming for what he sees as his own failings #with no wen to intervene #augh!!! #ep7 is gonna be SUFFERING

[idealest-of-ideals]

Enemies to lovers kousano.

Thats all.

#To ME their relationship would be sooooo sskk coded #They would hate each others guts and talk shit about one another behind their backs #I saw this one art of them both beating each other up and I can't stop thinking about it #Like obviously they're not that action oriented but I think they would still pull some shitty stuff over one another #Yosano would hate kouyou bc she thinks she's a cocky prissy bastard in the same way she kinda hated on chuuya that one ep #Also the fact that she works so loyally under mori. who. we all know what. #And also kouyou abusing and manipulating kyouka in a similar way as to how mori manipulated her #Kouyou would hate yosano too. not to as much of an extent as yosano would #But. enough #It would probably be similar to akus jealousy towards atsushi #How yosano was able to grow and leave the toxic environment she was in (mori) and become a person who can love themselves and shit #And how kouyou couldn't escape the mafia as a kid #So she convinced herself into believing she didn't really deserve a normal life #But her hatred of yosano is wayyyyy more repressed #Since she's more on the logical side #And since kyouka cares for yosano too #So she wouldn't deprive kyouka of another person in her life #But as time goes on and kyouka heals and learns to accept and understand kouyou for her (undoubtedly) toxic actions #This is where the shin soukou-esque shit comes in #They obviously don't partner up and shit #Since they have basically nothing to do with each other in their respective organisations #But they try to get to know each other??????? #Idk how romantic relationships work but from here on they get all competitively flirty and lovey dovey #And yeah #Idk #These are a fuck load of tags #I should've just wrote this in the post itself #Bsd #Bungou Stray Dogs #Kousano

[tiredassmage]

Tyr isn’t entirely sure whether he wants to judge this man more for saying “I specialize in intelligence operations” and then throwing him the 1,067th plan to foil a coworker and superior officer he’s heard this week or if he just wants to autopilot on merc brain that says “you pay me and I’ll explode any officer you like.” Stay tuned for the coin toss.

#swtor #swtor screenshots #swtor bounty hunter #vs: my mind is a place i can't escape your ghost [bh!tyr] #rlly this shot was like. tyr's tits? tyr's tits. and like. so correct of them tbh #anyway shoutout to the cartel market sale of the day he looks so so so good in this fuck my wallet tho kdnflasdnflsd