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[ros-sauce]

microorganism nodoka

#healin good precure #healin' good precure #nodoka hanadera #hanadera nodoka #rabirin #cure grace #precure #precure fanart #ros sauce art #i can't think of any more tags #anyway hello i started watching healin good precure today #because i cannot finish one precure series before starting another #it's so cute... #as someone who also has every disease i am finding nodoka so relatable

[cultivating-whimpers]

{Cw: Implied Noncon/Dubcon}

~~~~~

“I believe that to have been a success,” Whumpee says, pleased as he gazes out of the carriage window, “the party was ruined and the hosts have no idea we were behind it.” 

“Excellent, marvellous work, Whumpee,” Whumper hums. “You’ve done very well.”

Whumpee smiles, more than happy that he’s gained Whumper’s approval for the task he had been given.

Whumper’s hand finds its way to Whumpee’s thigh, squeezing lightly. “I believe this is something to celebrate.”

Whumpee tenses at the touch, throat tightening. The happiness he had been feeling quickly draining from his body. “I.. I had actually been hoping to go directly to my room after we arrived home.” 

“Splendid idea, I’ll join you.” Whumper’s hand travels a bit higher. 

Whumpee feels nauseated, their chest tight as they attempt to control their breathing. 

“...I wish to rest, m’lord… The party and wrecking it had been extremely tiring…” he tries, voice quieter than before.

“Whumpee.. Always so modest and hesitant to accept your rewards,” Whumper sighs, leaning closer to press a kiss to his neck. “Let me reward you for your hard work.” 

The smallest whimper comes from Whumpee’s throat, they’re trembling under each of Whumper’s touches. “..Of… Of course, m-m’lord.”

~~~~~

~C.W.~

#My Cultivation #fantasy whump #medieval whump #whumpblr #whump #whump prompt #tw noncon #tw dubcon #noncon whump #whumpee #whumper #writing prompts #whump inspiration #whump thoughts #my prompt #my writing #royal whumper #long prompt #I can't think of any more tags

[bloodyrosxereal]

Not too long ago American Mcgee's Alice demise was announced. I like many other fans were distraught by the news. I love this game with all my heart and had genuine hope for Asylum to be made. As of now, that hope was crushed by EA. The amount of empathy I feel for Mcgee can not be described. Call me a hopeless person or in denial, but I bring to you a petition to help Mcgee get his rights back. While I'm not entirely sure how that works I hope it will at least help Mcgee in some way. The link is there if you want to sign and please repost and share. Anything to get the word out.

#alice and wonderland #alice asylum #american mcgee's alice #horror games #alice madness returns #alice liddell #sign it #i can't think of any more tags #help #gaming #games #im gonna lose it #im gonna cry

[faith-forgxtten-land]

idek what you'd do with this but you're a Taylor fan so peaky blinders characters and their corresponding Taylor song/s

ooooh this is a good one. and surprisingly difficult. and i'm trying not to repeat songs which is hard when all of these people are so desperately mentally ill...

Peaky Blinders Characters + their Taylor Swift songs

warnings: needlessly long

Tommy Shelby

mr perfectly fine - does this need explaining? he is mr casually cruel, mr everything revolves around you

so dignified in your well-pressed suit / so strategised, all the eyes on you / sashay your way to your seat / it's the best seat, in the best room / oh, he's so smug, mr always wins / so far above me in every sense / so far above feeling anything

dear reader - burn all the files, desert all your past lives

Alfie Solomons

london boy - i laughed with this but i will stand by it for obvious reasons

getaway car - i will take no comments on this

i knew you were trouble - he is trouble

beautiful ghosts - it mentions london and that’s good enough for me

i know this life isn’t safe / but it’s wild and it’s free

style - we never go out of style (alfie to tommy probably)

look what you made me do - honey, i rose up from the dead, i do it all the time

Arthur Shelby

this is me trying - i’m not sure i can find a song more fitting

they told me all of my cages were mental / so i got wasted like all my potential

renegade - is it insensitive for me to say “get your shit together so i can love you”?

you fire off missiles ‘cause you hate yourself / but do you know you’re demolishing me?

forever winter - he’s up, 5am, wasted / long gone, not even listening

in short, poor arthur

Polly Gray

sad beautiful tragic - it just feels right

mad woman - i’m struggling to explain these choices but they’re correct

castles crumbling - yes

my tears ricochet - also yes

Ada Shelby

dorothea - i thought hard about this one so you better agree

you got shiny friends since you left town

it’s never too late to come back to my side

fearless - she is

a place in this world - i'm just a girl / trying to find a place in this world

ours - communism

John Shelby

i forgot that you existed - i am sorry john

the way i loved you - he and esme are crazy

but i miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain / it’s 2am and i’m cursing your name

can you tell i struggled

girl at home - you’re married john

Michael Gray

foolish one - he’s dumb as hell

never grow up - just is, could be him or polly

the lucky one - you wonder if you’ll make it out alive

bad blood - well

Grace Burgess

when emma falls in love - when emma falls in love, she paces the floor / closes the blinds and locks the door

she won’t walk away, unless she knows she absolutely has to leave

and all the bad boys would be good boys / if they only had a chance to love her

Lizzie Stark

don’t you - this fits her so well and i will not entertain any arguments about it

i heard she’s nothing like me / i’m sure she’ll make you happy

sometimes, i really wish that i could hate you / i’ve tried, but that’s just something i can’t do

you’re losing me - we thought a cure would come through in time, now i fear it won’t

now i just sit in the dark and wonder if it’s time / do i throw out everything we built or keep it

May Carleton

august - you weren’t mine to lose

Finn Shelby

exile - i’m hilarious

you’re on your own, kid - see above

Esme Lee

crazier - yes

#peaky blinders #Taylor swift #the crossover the world needed #I'm both proud and highly ashamed of this #tommy shelby #alfie solomons #arthur shelby #polly gray #michael gray #I can't think of any more tags #grace shelby #lizzie stark #finn shelby #john shelby #ada shelby #grace burgess #esme shelby #esme lee #lizzie shelby

[deepestloverducknerd]

Shovelware's brain game brainrot go brrrrrr

#shovelware's brain game #dancing banana #roblox #i can't think of any more tags #uhhhh what else #idk

[groovynightsky]

Just a falling animation test with my oc Tulipa again!

again made in sticknodes :>

#idk what to put here #stickman #stick figure #stickman oc #stickfigure oc #stickfigure #stick man #stick man oc #stick oc #oc #sticknodes #uhhh #animated gif #oc animation #look at her go #i can't think of any more tags #pink oc

[sillydreamer24]

I just read through the entirety of y2kvr the hlvrai au and now my brain won't function properly I got way too attached to fictional characters

#hlvrai #y2kvr #I can't think of any more tags

[froggless]

HE LITERALLY KILL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#watch this flop #the glass scientists #edward hyde #edward hyde tgs #tgs #mr hyde #hyde #i can't think of any more tags

[zenki-soukokq]

I may or may not have forgotten to post anything at all for over a month-

But I found something in my miscellaneous collection of documents that (although unfinished) seems pretty good to post

I guess if it gets enough good reception, I might finish it (?)

Tw(s): Suicide, nothing else (if I missed anything, please tell me)

Length: 1,121 words

Your entrance exam to the agency wasn’t very telling for what was to come in your job. In fact, it was rather lighthearted in comparison to what your everyday life was about to become. You had saved a group of innocent orphans from what would’ve surely been their utter and complete demise, and had thus been offered a position within the Armed Detective Agency, to which you accepted.

Even if such an action would generally be considered taxing, for you at the time it was not. You were filled with an inexplicably high energy for helping people regardless of how treacherous the situation, and it led you to dedicate your life to that. The ADA was exactly where someone like you loved working at.

It became even more of a wonderful place to be after you had properly met all of your coworkers.

Kenji, Atsushi, Kunikida, Yosano, the Tanizaki siblings, Fukuzawa, Ranpo, Kyouka, and every other person at the agency always gave the workplace a refreshing kind of uniqueness. Each day, even if most only consisted of bland paperwork, became interesting solely because of the people you were surrounded with.

There was one person who stood out amongst all of them, though. Dazai Osamu, the resident suicide-fanatic of the agency. His enamoration with the idea of killing himself didn’t interest you as much as it did partially mortify you. You just couldn’t grasp how someone could be so accepting towards the concept of being their own cause of death, let alone someone so enthusiastic about it, to the point where you had almost feared him for it.

Of course, Dazai couldn’t resist prying into your personal pseudo-fear for him. Contrary to your mortification towards his accepting stance towards death, he was interested in your contrasting ideas towards his perspective. He wanted to know what kind of ideas you had that caused you to harbor such a strong distaste for his own, and he wanted to possibly coax you into becoming more comfortable with him, if that was even possible.

You weren’t very willing to cooperate with him at all, but you eventually were forced to when you were assigned a mission with him not long after you joined. It was a rather quick and easy mission, which led to there being a bit of downtime before the two of you had to return to the agency- not that being punctual particularly mattered to him. Through some sort of a miracle, he had convinced you to spend the rest of the allotted time with him in Cafe Uzumaki.

Your initial caution was worn off within the first few minutes, due to his somewhat pre-calculated charisma. He wanted you to let your guard down, after all. Your time at the cafe was highly enjoyable, as he had only put his focus on making you feel comfortable with him.

Perhaps, though, it would’ve been for the better if you had just declined and went back to the office.

__________

One event led to the next, as you and Dazai eventually developed a rather deep and complex relationship. Due to his overall goal being for you to understand him as much as he wanted to understand you, your relationship had taken a turn into a place where it was much more of an intellectual relationship. So much of it revolved around your different and similar opinions, ideas, ideologies, and other various intellectual facets. It was inevitable that your relationship would end up turning out the way it did.

You couldn’t really describe what you felt for him as love, because it felt like you understood each other too much for it to be something as unpredictable, uncertain, and illogical as that. It was just that love was the only reasonable way to explain what you two had developed, so you simply settled for that.

Even his confession had been deprived of love. He didn’t want you to love him nearly as much as he wanted you to understand him. Dazai would’ve rather had you agree to a double suicide with him instead of genuinely loving him.

—

It was quite late at the agency now, you didn’t even have to look at a clock to know that. The beams of sunset that had been trickling in through the windows had become sparser and sparser, now only being slight slivers that would occasionally peek through the blinds. Nobody else was around anymore, except for two people.

You and Dazai were the only ones left, as both of you had quite the urgent report to finish. It’s not as if the two of you spent your time properly, though. Dazai had distracted you with a rather striking question, which had further led to you getting sidetracked, and having not worked on anything for the past hour.

“So, if I were to genuinely ask you to commit a double suicide with me, how do you think you would react?” The bandaged man often asked these kinds of questions to you throughout the days, but never before with this kind of seriousness. His expression was nothing but serious, and even his body language seemed deprived of his usual comedic mask.

“I think I would decline. It’s hard to answer these kinds of questions with an actually accurate answer, but I think I wouldn’t accept,” you responded to this question with a far-away look in your eyes, as if your mind was somewhere else entirely.

“Hm…but what reason do you have to decline? Work has been tough, missions have been tough, life has just overall been shitty for you, no?”

“Hardship isn’t all it would take,” you were met with a momentary silence, “After all, hardship is something so common in life. If I were to try and die at every instance of recognizable hardship in my life, I would’ve died barely an infant.”

“Then, what would it take?”

He looked at you for an answer, with a frightening desperation visible in his eyes. You hesitated quite a bit before responding.

“...I suppose that it would take some sort of a momentous push to the idea of suicide. Whether that be a devastating event- or set of events- an indescribable storm of misery, a lover-”

“A lover?” Dazai quickly interrupted you, not even letting you take a breath after your words. “If a lover could make you consider suicide, then tell me, just how exactly could they get you to consider suicide?”

“I…I’m not particularly sure- it just feels as if a lover who wants to die would make me want to die with them.”

“If that’s the case, then I’ll be that lover. I want you to truly understand what it feels like to so deeply desire to kill yourself.”

Afterword:

I probably messed up Dazai's characterization in this, but I just kinda want to push something out into this blog, so it'll have to do for now

#bsd #bsd dazai #dazai x reader #bsd x reader #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs x reader #i can't think of any more tags #it's 12:36 am #i should be asleep #zenki's writing

[yallemagne]

the reincarnation plot from every bad dracula movie but make it queer

Preface:

Every time I go out for a walk I think about the goddamn reincarnation plot that movies use and I ask to myself “but what if it was Jonathan--” and then twenty years get taken off of my life as retribution. Basically most story ideas I have are “what if the bad thing happened to Jonathan”, and I refuse to reflect on what that entails. 

How most reincarnation plots go is that Dracula rifles through Jonathan’s bag and finds a picture of Mina and suddenly goes batshit as if he’s not seen a women in a thousand years (he totally has, he has three roommates). This happened in Nosferatu (don’t recall if it was bc she looked like his dead wife or he’s just an incel) and way too many other adaptations while having never actually happened in the book. 

But I can make the reincarnation plot gay AND stick more faithfully to the book. 

Okay lessgo--

When Jonathan finds the study:

Here I am, sitting at a little oak table where in old times possibly some fair lady sat to pen, with much thought and many blushes, her ill-spelt love letter, and writing in my diary in shorthand all that has happened since I closed it last. 

and

I determined not to return tonight to the gloom-haunted rooms, but to sleep here, where, of old, ladies had sat and sung and lived sweet lives whilst their gentle breasts were sad for their menfolk away in the midst of remorseless wars. 

Besides just screaming femme Jonathan, that’s perfect reincarnation fodder. You can play this as if he’s recalling his own memories of being Dracula’s forlorn wife worrying about him as he goes off to war. 

And then he meets the Weird Sisters, and he recognizes one of them:

The other was fair, as fair as can be, with great wavy masses of golden hair and eyes like pale sapphires. I seemed somehow to know her face, and to know it in connection with some dreamy fear, but I could not recollect at the moment how or where. 

Most people interpret the blonde vampire as being Dracula’s original wife and the two dark-haired vampires his daughters. Totally see that. Now, why does Jonathan recognize her? Blah, blah, she’s him, he’s her. 

The thing about most reincarnation plots though is that they always have the Sisters but they have no bearing on the plot. Hey Mina, your “hubby” has three women he keeps as pets, why don’t you ask WHO THEY ARE AND WHY HE DOES THAT TO THEM. But those would be rational questions. 

So anyway, how do dead vampire wife and living Jonathan wife exist at the same time? I mean, it could be that Dracula’s original wife wasn’t turned when she was alive. Perhaps the same deal with Satan he did to become immortal reanimated his wife’s corpse. But of course, her soul was gone. 

Whoopsies Dracula, you fucked up. 

"How dare you touch him, any of you? How dare you cast eyes on him when I had forbidden it? Back, I tell you all! This man belongs to me! Beware how you meddle with him, or you'll have to deal with me." The fair girl, with a laugh of ribald coquetry, turned to answer him:—

"You yourself never loved; you never love!" On this the other women joined, and such a mirthless, hard, soulless laughter rang through the room that it almost made me faint to hear; it seemed like the pleasure of fiends. Then the Count turned, after looking at my face attentively, and said in a soft whisper:—

"Yes, I too can love; you yourselves can tell it from the past. Is it not so?"

I’m just gonna say, the blonde vampire’s response to Dracula staking his claim in Jonathan being “you’ve never loved”... foreshadowing. Even the corpse bride over here is like “bitch, I know you’re not gonna treat my soul right this time”. And I’m not the only one who has said Dracula looking at Jonathan and saying softly “Yes, I too can love” is pretty homosexual. 

Now you may think I’m veering towards Dracula/Jonathan, but Dracula is still an abuser, so no. 

With that said-- MINA!

She fetches Jonathan from the convent and they travel back to England, and Jonathan can’t help feeling severely out of place now. He spent so much time as a damsel in that castle, having past memories come to him in the form of nightmares, and then he spent his recovery surrounded by women who were sympathetic towards him and promise to keep the weird memory dreams secret. 

But now he’s in England, and he can hardly walk down the street without being a little genderqueer about it. 

And what is he supposed to think about his relationship with his gender when he’s not even sure these are his own feelings? Is he experiencing actual gender dysphoria towards being a man or are these just the thoughts of a long-dead woman? Doesn’t help if this is still set in Victorian England where if he were to confide these feelings in anyone, he could be institutionalized. 

Not to mention his relationship with Mina. Is he being deceptive towards her? He doesn’t know. He feels guilty for these newfound feelings. Does having a woman’s soul invalidate their relationship somehow? Does his previous relationship with Dracula invalidate it? Should he let her go so she can seek out a more worthy partner? The answer to all the questions are no of course, but this is a drama. 

I could go on and try to plot out an actual story on the spot, but the original intent of this was just to make a point that the reincarnation plot has more backing it if Jonathan is the reincarnated bride of Dracula instead. Which plenty of people have already said, but I'm giving my own talking points because I’ve been dying to okay.

#dracula #it's been forever since the last entry I am grasping at straws #dracula daily #jonathan harker #writing ideas #I can't think of any more tags

[rjalker]

Hello non-cane-users who want to draw or write about characters using canes, here's a good video that shows you some examples of how to use one.

#undescribed images #untranscribed audio #writing diability #writing disabled characters #disabled characters #drawing reference #writing reference #cane user characters #ect #I can't think of any more tags #Youtube

[st-severus]

This was sitting in my drafts, likely part of too long reply that I had to cut, but feels like a fairly complete thought so here you go: While I think there's no way that the first time reader could realize it, it appears to me that the author has incorporated some very troubling classist assumptions into her world from the get-go!

First and foremost, there is no question that magical ability is innate. There are the haves (the wizarding folks) and the have-nots (muggles). No matter how hard a Squib or Muggle tries they will never be able to cast a spell. This is a surprisingly cruel set-up for what started out as a children's series!

(There's tons of holes in this! Apparently, wands backfire (or rather rebel) when used by Muggles so that could indicate that Muggles can use magic, but they need a different kind of wand to be able to do so. (AU where Olivander places a curse on wands to stop those without "enough" wizarding blood from using them lol)

However, with things like explicitly stating that Muggles can't brew potions, JKR is attempting to create a strict segregation — the ethics of which is never truly called into question in the text.

Note the differences between hp and other series where some have the ability to do magic and others do not (like avatar, owl house, welcome to demon school, etc.). The have-nots:

can use tools that allow them to use magic (glyphs, demon rings)

have other important skills (like hunting or friendship lol)

Now, because of the outspoken criticism of the pure blood supremacists' extremist views and the active resistance to the Death Eater's rise to power which makes up most of the plot, I think readers had good reason to expect a more progressive outcome – even though that was never going to be in the cards.

#why it can feel like such a bait-and-switch #hp meta #class politics #the muggle problem #i can't think of any more tags #idk #harry potter #hp critical

[agere-ena]

Hi AC!! Pup was hoping for paci edits of dog!spike from mlp equestia girls? If thats ok? Pup loves your blog ^-^

🐶

ofc!! i always loved his dog design so i had a lot of fun with this

i thought a pink paci would look cute n i ended up making it g1 spike colors (kinda) :D thank u for the kind words!!

#ask #🐶 anon #paci edit #agere #safe agere #sfw agere #age regression #i can't think of any more tags

[minkmccoy]

#funny #i can't think of any more tags

[jayden-404]

A completely random thing painted recently. Probably each of you could feel something like this. Try to relax even if you're looking closely, alright?

Just like that

#digital art #in the bathroom #why are you reading the tags? #huh #i can't think of any more tags

[this-person-seems-to-be-useless]

@ask-a-clock-and-others and peppermint butler.

#shitpost #art #adventure #adventure time #dhmis #I ate sandpaper #It tasted especially good because there was colored pencil on it #idk #lol #i can't think of any more tags #hot as hell #sheesh #ok bye