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#i cant believe my baby is 10 years
hyp3rfixation-h3ll · 10 months
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Sorry for putting this one out so late, life got ahead of me today X__x I know i made a piece for PMATGA's overall bday, but I feel as if i should make a separate one for, arguably, the episode that literally changed my life, as corny as that sounds. So I did :o) Happy 10 years to the middleaged orb couple that changed mine and, in turn, many, many other peoples' lives. <3 (Feat mine and @cogsincorporated's respective designs for sunny and zac as well as the canon ones <3)
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solanal0ve · 4 months
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HOW THEY FUCK YOU ON NEW YEARS
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ִ ★ Its new years and your getting fucked. {Toji, Choso and Gojo}
ִ★ contents: fem!reader, hair pulling, praise, edging, creampie, begging and some other stuff
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₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊ TOJI FUSHIGURO
He will find anywhere and any place to bend you over. The couch, a table, a chair anywhere. He has been edging you for at least an hour. He’s pulling on your hair whispering naughty things in your ear while fucking you stupid. “Oh look at that.. the ball is about to drop” You look at the T.V and see the count down. “Come on baby count with us” Giving a hard slap to your ass making you a moaning mess while he pounds into your sweet cunt like the worlds about to end. He really wants you to count while he is fucking you non stop? “10.. 9..” He beings counting. “Oh fuck im gonna cum!” You practically yell. Your legs are aching in pain from the roughness of tojis fucking and you feel cross eyed. “Dont you fucking dare” He groans in your ear. “Count” you can’t believe it he actually wants you to count. The idea slowly dawns on you that he wont let you cum until you count and new years has passed. He knows you will do anything to cum. “5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1” You count. “Cum” It was almost in a whisper but your glad you heard it. Your orgasm rips though you sending a wave of pleasure through your body. “Happy new year baby”
₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊ CHOSO KAMO
He is leaving passionate kisses from you neck all the way down to your pussy. He already ate you out but he is just naturally a sweetheart and loves to kiss you body. “You ready?” The tip of his dick is pressing up against you entrance and theres 5 minutes until midnight where it will be a year new. You nod and watch as his dick slides into you pussy with ease. You moan from the feeling of being filled up with his dick and you already know this will be fun. He begins to thrust in and out of you like there is no tomorrow making your body ache but you didn’t mind you were just happy that you got to get fucked by him. Choso. 1 minute til midnight. “Oh yes.. Fuckkk choso” You moan feeling his dick slide in and out and always pounding into that spot that makes you want to lose your mind. “Just like that baby, moan my name for me” You hear him panting heavily and you pussy squeezes around his cock. 10.. 9.. 8.. “Lets cum on 1..ok?” He growls in you ear. You nod unable to say anything. 3..2..1 Fireworks pop outside and there beautiful but you don’t pay muck attention to that as you both release. You can feel his cum filling you to the brim, its warm and it feels really good. “Happy.. happy new years my love”
₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊ SATORU GOJO
Gojo had been edging and teasing you for at least an hour now. He would let you cum and then build you up for another release then take it away. It was like he was playing with you feeling and you didn’t like that very much. You were a sobbing begging mess he had now edged you 3 time in a row. “T-toru please.” There were tears running down you cheeks all you wanted to do was cum “Please what..? use your words.” You knew exactly what he was doing you both knew new years was another 2 minutes from now and he is gonna make you hold out until then. “Please let me cum toru please.” Your legs were aching and you body was sore but you still had 2 minutes. “Hmmm should i?” He asks himself slowly pulling out on ur dripping pussy “Nope” A grin spreads across his face and he pounds back into you pussy making you cry out with a mix of pain and pleasure. 30 seconds on the count down and you a moaning sobbing mess you want it to end but want him to keep going. “Your doing such a good job.. Just a little more baby” He groaned in you ear with you legs over his shoulders. 8.. 7.. “Come on baby just a little longer” You were at your breaking point but you cant hold it for a few more seconds right? 3.. 2.. 1.. Its new years. “cum for me baby” Using his tumb to rub your clit in small circles you release all over him and you body fell pimp. “Happy new year.”
NOTES . . . HAPPY NEW YEARS though im a little late because i’ve been busy i wanna say thank you for 80+ notes on my last post. I wanted to do sukuna but its 2am im sleepy n i have school tmr but i hope you all had a wonderful new years and love ya
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lovingyoulovinme · 11 months
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yourinstagram MY CHAMPION!!!!!!!! LOVE OF MY LIFE 🏆🏆🏆🥇🥇🥇🥇🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥰 so proud of you every single day no matter if you are on the pitch or not i am cheering for you all the time and will be for the rest of my lifeeeeee 💙💙💙💙
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masonmount You mean so much more than any trophy I could ever win
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yourinstagram i love you 🤮🤮
user1 WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS
benchilwell Was wondering why he was smiling at his phone so hard 🤣
yourfriend you love pretending you're not down bad for this man then post stuff like this
user2 god will i ever have someone that loves me like this
May 29, 2021
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masonmount The luckiest man is the one that gets to be by her side. Lucky for me, I am that man. ❤️
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yourinstagram cant believe you've put up with me for 4 years now..let's make it 40
yourinstagram cried like a lil baby at this caption btw
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user3 girl we all did
masonmount Coming to wipe away every tear
cmpulisic When will you talk about me like this 💔
jazbenham Angels 💙💙
user4 the last picture is the cutest thing ever i love seeing her from his point of view
lew.mount 👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️❓
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masonmount 🤭
user5 excuse me??????
October 8, 2021
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ynupdates
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ynupdates Y/N today in Monaco!
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user5 twitter was just reminiscing about her and mason and the whole time she had a new man 😭😭😭
ynandmase i literally just fell to my knees
user6 :(((((((((((((
ynstanaccount she's everything...he's just ken
September 20, 2022
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masonmount Monacoooo 😎
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user7 ?????????? are y/n and mason in monaco at the same time ??????
philfoden 😮‍💨
user8 god. them in the same place right now and not together my heart hurts so bad
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user9 yall are so weird for harassing them like this they've moved on and yall should too!!!!
benchilwell My guyyyy
jazbenham Where was our invite 🤔
September 23, 2022
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deuxmoi instagram story (1/10/2023)
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yourinstagram brighter days
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jazbenham Beautiful 💓💓
user10 her and jasmine still being friends i am crying
yourfriend hot girls buy themselves flowers
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yourinstagram welllllllllllll
yourfriend text me rn 🫥
ynandmase here's how her and mason can still get back together, in this essay i will-
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user5 bae please be serious
ynandmase let me dream 😭😭
user11 he didn't deserve you queen!!!!! but u know who does 👀
April 5, 2023
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masonmount 😎 @bengaged
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ynandmase LIKED BY WHO?????????
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user5 i cant believe ur delusional ass won
ynandmase i knew theyd come home to me 😭🫶🏽
bengaged 😍
user12 ma'am what are you doing here....@yourinstagram
jackgrealish Best I've seen you
declanrice He thinks he's so cool 😫
user13 so sexy i-
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titan-senpai · 1 year
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The Pearl of my life
A/N; Since i'm taking a break of Neteyam i figured it was time to give Ao’nung more love <33 Okay no Angst this time , might make this into a mini series tho- ( I have an headcanon that if a na'vi asks a navi to be their mate they go on one knee kinda like proposing..and alot more buy yall are going to see it obvi loll) Maybe a few spelling mistakes loll
Ao’nung x Metkayina F pregnant reader
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~ Y/N a Quiet girl who didnt like drama and avoided any drama and guy who asked for her hand… How did she end up with the Olo’eyktans son? You ask me lolll.
Years ago Ao’nung noticed a girl sitting by the water while his group laughed and played with a group of Kids.. That girl stood out. A lot of people knew her as the odd quiet one, But they did notice her beauty and so did a lot of young warriors.. but she rejected every one she came by.. till she finally faced Ao’nung years later… At age 15 they connected like soulmates even though Y/N didn't like to talk a lot to strangers. Surprisingly she was talkative and nice. She was just shy with new people.. but soon with the help of Ao’nung she started talking more.
years later Ao’nung asked for Y/N hand to be her mate..She said yes in a heartbeat… at 19~ let’s see how the lovely young couple is doing.
~Year 2174.. 
“Will You be my mate?” He asked Going down on one knee, holding her hand on his forehead, Closing his eyes, waiting for an Answer. “Oh.. Nung.. Yes..” Moving her hand to cup his face.
As he stood up Putting their foreheads together “Always..” Y/N smiled as tears fled down her cheeks.
The news broke through the clans even through some neighboring clans, “You sure you want him??” Lo’ak Laughed about it “Shush child I’m happy to have another daughter” Ronal patted Lo’ak on his shoulders ``it will be your turn soon” Y/N smiled Pointing at Tsireya and Lo’ak as they both blushed in union. “Who knows in the future but let’s focus on you two now shall we.” Tonowari said glaring at Lo’ak with a protective father look.
~A month later Ronal Convinced her son to mate with Y/N tonight.. The moon was perfect, everything was calculated by her and tonight was it. you were going to be his.. and he was going to be yours
Like the Omatcaya have the tree of voices the metkayina have a Cave of Voices, covered in Colorful corals and crystals, symbols on the inside of the cave with some glowing crystals.. as you made the bond for the first time everything felt new and it felt out of this world.. that was the night when 2 souls danced as 1 for the first time..
~9 Months passed quickly now holding a Baby navi boy that you just gave birth to 10 mins ago
ronal said hello to her first Grandson.. "He looks exacly like ao'nung when i had him.." She smiled waving her finger around so that he would hold her finger in his tiny hands " He is pretty cute, let's just hope he wont end up having his personality.." I smiled as she laughed at my comment "I'm sure he wont" as she stood up from the bed "I'll let him in now goodluck." She smiled opening the door "You can go see her now" before she could say anything Aonung flew by his mother to see his child. "Shush dont make so much noise." i placed a finger over my lips shushing him. as he gulpted and sat down next to me. "Meet your father.." I handed him over to Ao'nung helping him hold the baby.. " Hello there son, Ive been waiting for you for a while now.. cant believe how strong your mother is.." he said smiling as he played with him. soon the rest followed Tsireya,Tonowari, Roxto, and the sully's oh and aonung's now 4/5 year old baby brother Zani't ( Random name)
everyone said hello and had some time with the precious baby, but soon everyone left and it was just the 2 of you or should i say 3 of you "You got a name yet? " I smiled looking down at the baby peacefully sleeping in my arms "Ao'nung Jr?" He joked " I wil not call our child ao'nung Jr, No way " I slapped him on his neck "Ow-owh okay okay how about..Käioe?" "Käioe? I like it." i smiled as he kissed my cheek "Käioe it is"
"Our little family was finally starting..."
More of my avatar content?? check it out &lt;;33
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I cant believe its finally happened! My kids are in Shanghai Disneyland!!
Earlier this year, I had the most amazing opportunity to build 10 puppets for the new Zootopia street show! It was an absolute dream come true to not only be building puppets for a Disney resort, but to also be making real-life versions of characters that my Disney animation friends worked on in the original film!
I made all the baby bunnies (who I absolutely adore with my whole heart), the older sisters, and the elephants who can spray the audience.
This was also my first experience doing *professional* puppet fabrication and it led me to pursue my major career change this past year because I enjoyed it so much!
Fun fact: we made a bunch of different clothing for the babies. And since there wasn't a specific design for each one, I got to pick out their outfits! And if you look closely, the one in the pink shirt is actually wearing a Gazelle concert shirt that I gave her! ^^
If anyone happens to be going to Shanghai Disneyland, please send me photos or videos of the street show! I'd love to see more of what these guys are up to in the big city!! ~<3
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dykeydean · 2 months
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fic recs
aka, i read too much fic and need to share my favorites
gorging myself on you, still can't get enough (insatiable) - sobsicles
i love this so much. casual confessions from dean. insanely horny and conflicted cas. grocery store confessions <3
rating: M
how we're stuck in entropy - shineforthee
unfinished as of now, but worth it imo. sam makes a deal for cas' life and dean has to grapple with grief and mourning. amazing commentary on grief and dean's mindset, and great destiel
rating: E
don't stop, don't slow - hedderstheowl
trans cas and cas being so surprised by how good sex is with someone he loves
rating: E
love's such an old fashioned word. - hedderstheowl
same author as above bc i cant get enough of their fics. i LOVED this concept and characterization of cas. cas gets revived but doesnt believe hes out of the empty, and treats the world around him accordingly.
rating: E
ignite your bones - ilovehowyouletmefall
such powerful storytelling and writing. loved this front to cover. dean kills sam to get the world back- the remaining of tfw 2.0 grapple with the after effects. dean deals with grief, homophobia, and cas' confession.
rating: E
this whole trilogy but namely sam winchester, ally at law - alittleduck, amidsizedfrog
sam wants to be an ally soooo bad but dean refuses to be an acceptable queer. love this characterization so much
rating: T
the cheapest room in the house - biggaybenny
dean downloads grindr for cas to meet guys and gets jealous when cas talks to guys. angst with a happy ending
rating: E
psalm 40:2 - unicornpoe
cas time travels to meet dean pre-hell. pre and early seasons dean my beloved <3
rating: E
benedictions - kalmialatifolia
priest cas and writer dean. unfinished but i think about this fic at least 3x a week. if you enjoy fleabag, youll enjoy this fic. if you enjoy priest porn, youll enjoy this fic. cannot recommend this enough
rating: E
everyone knows the year doesnt stop until april- fleeceframe
first of all, go check out this author right now i love ALL their fics, but this one stuck with me. early seasons destiel. cas has so much love he doesnt know what to do with it. case fic
rating: M
gold in the edges of our vision - sewingnatural
i fucking love this so much. absolutely amazing religious imagery and symbolism. dean and cas share peaches on a roadtrip and are in love about it. fic that convinced me to go on a roadtrip this summer
rating: T
juxtaposition - rhinestoneangels
this fic is short and amazing. interesting prose, dean in hell, religious imagery. mwah love it
rating: G
where the heart is - goldenraeofsun
claire fic of all time if i do say so myself. claire time travels to s7 and hunts with dean before making her way home. i adore this one so much
rating: M
here, bullet, here - a_good_soldier
dean and his relationship with violence. contains pre series dean and post-canon destiel. named from a poem, this one hits you right in the heart
rating: T
use cinderblocks to build a stairway - pollutedstar
dean, sex work, ptsd, and self worth. heed the tags!! heavy fic but thoroughly enjoyable
rating: M
the soul burns brighter than the sun - wow_thisiswheremylifeis
post-canon fix it. cas escapes the empty and effectively breaks it, while telling everyone but dean that hes alive. they grapple with their relationship and fixing the empty. love it!!!
rating: E
let's take a drive - sobsicles
another sobsicles fic because theyre all 10s. jack reverts to baby age, cas is protective, dean and cas have a complicated relationship. amazing fic with amazing feels. best tag ever: maybe we're all a little scared and that's okay
rating: E
the eye is a mouth. - zeke21
dean, sex work, god, a study on the relationship between all three. fucking amazing fic, really nailed chuck's presence in this. go check out this authors other works too, they're all mind blowing
rating: E
asterism of an f-series ford pick up - disabled_dean
altered my brain chemistry a little bit i think. cas and dean go on a roadtrip and dean is exceptionally horny about it. dean is not normal about love and thats okay
rating: M
maybe i like pleasure pain - tothewillofthepeople
another one that wrecked me entirely. one of the best cas centric fics out there, this fic focuses on cas' recovery post-empty. lovely dialogue and imagery, just amazing all around
rating: M
wyoming, january 1996 - luulapants
THEE dean 17th birthday case. fucking amazing storytelling, takes johns journal entry and runs with it.
rating: T
between sex and death and trying to keep the kitchen clean - ftmsteverogers
jupernatural, kid jack, post-canon fix it with empty confession misunderstanding <3 love it so much, this author is so talented :)
rating: E
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charlottan · 5 months
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every book i read at least a good chunk of in 2023 ranked under the cut grin😁
1. American Gods (2001)  by Neil Gaiman (currently reading) - simply a terrific book. Neil Gaiman at what I believe to be his best. Classic novel
2. Dhalgren (1975) by Samuel R. Delaney (currently reading) - monolithic 70s postmodern book that touches on issues of gender and race. very very good
3. Shantaram (2003) by Gregory David Roberts (currently reading) - very loveable and long book about the true story of an Australian man, arrested on heroin charges, who escapes prison to India and gets involved in arms trading. I'm only on like page 70 out of 900 but I'm deeply in love.
4. Going Postal (2004) by Terry Pratchett (currently reading) - discworld’s postal service! Plenty of hijinks. excellent book
5. Catch-22 (1961) by Joseph Heller (currently reading) - classic anti war satire, what can you say. Still ridiculously funny, the humor really doesnt age at all. it’s very screwball in a way that holds up. Such a joy to read
6. Sirens of Titan (1959) by Kurt Vonnegut - beautiful book, definitely my favorite of the three Vonnys that i finished this year. you can feel his love, as always
7. Cloud Cuckoo Land (2021) by Anthony Doerr- Charming book that spans multiple characters and time periods, all concerned with an ancient codex that symbolizes a sense of faith. I don't really remember this one much but I know I had a lot of fun reading it. Would recommend to anybody
8. Hell’s Angels (1967) by Hunter S. Thompson (currently reading) - very interesting book about, of course, the Hell’s Angels motorcycle club. Thompson becomes a fly on the wall, giving the reader a very, very, perhaps almost too close look at the bikers’ ways and rituals. Very good book if you’re into that sort of thing
9. Infinite Jest (1996) by David Foster Wallace (currently reading)- not much to say about the old Jest. classic annoying book. i read a good chunk this year :thumbsup:
10. Bag of Bones (1998) by Stephen King - average 90s era King. still just as gripping as his 70s and 80s work but with a more comfortable writing style i think. pretty good
11. Detransition, Baby (2021) by Torrey Peters (currently reading) - not much to say about this one really. Its pretty good so far though, pretty classic transfem lit
12. The Dead Zone (1979) by Stephen King - this book had a terrifically gripping second act but then it kindof goes off in a different direction in act 3. Or rather, it feels like act 3 could have been its own decent short story, with the first two acts together being their own novel.
13. Equal Rites (1987) by Terry Pratchett - transmasc king. Girl wants to be a wizard instead of a witch, average discworld novel, nothing memorable but still pretty good
14. Galapagos (1985) by Kurt Vonnegut - Ok vonny book. It definitely had some strong Vonny moments but overall felt a little Different from the rest of his stuff. But maybe in a good way
15. Deadeye Dick (1982) by Kurt Vonnegut - middling vonnegut novel. It was ok. But an ok kurt vonnegut book is still a really good book
16. On the Road (1957) by Jack Kerouac - classic beat novel. pretty good if you're into slice of life 1940s/50s stuff, which you probably arent, but if you are and you haven’t checked this out, go for it!
17. Nevada (2013) by Imogen Binnie - Decent, however it felt very bare bones in a way that, for instance, Detransition, Baby makes up for.
18. The Rum Diary (1998) by Hunter S. Thompson - To be honest I don’t remember this one At All but i know i read it in like 3 days so its gotta be good. Still cant put it too high in the ranking though sorry hunter
19. And the Hippos Were Boiled in Their Tanks (1945) by Jack Kerouac and William Burroughs - first ever book written by either of them, and it’s ok. It’s supposed to be a murder mystery but the murder doesnt happen until like the last 20 pages so idk
20. The Colour of Magic (1983) by Terry Pratchett - first discworld. Not that memorable but i wouldnt say it was bad either
21. 1Q84 (2009) by Haruki Murakami (dropped) - I really wanted to like this one. And i did, *mostly*. However, Murakami has this writing style that is obsessively technical and formal and makes for incredibly unnatural monologues, for one thing. This is just a personal preference though; I know it's very acclaimed. I'm honestly sad I couldn't make it past the writing style to enjoy it at least enough to make it through.
22. The Road (2006) by Cormac McCarthy (dropped) - too edgy
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kindestofkings · 6 months
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when i meet the band they ask, "do you have a man?" i can still say, "i don't remember"
matty healy x reader
face claim: amelia dimoldenberg
childhood friends, reader and matty healy have been the ultimate power couple, with his success with the 1975 and her increasingly popular online series. unfortunately, things don't always stay perfect forever...
authors note: this took me FOREVER but she's my baby and I hope you enjoy!! Absolutely no hate to gabrietta shes seems really cool, but i needed the drama lol
yourusername and chickenshopdate
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chickenshopdate when will they get it!! my quest for love is still ongoing. TWO more dates lined up for this season, lets hope I don't get ghosted xx
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yourusername mwhahah you guys are gonna love them!!
1975fan1 oh my god please please have matty on we've been so patient 1975fan2 fr i need to see more of my parasocial parents yourusername dont think I know a matty ?? is he the one who sings about chocolate?
trumanblack well fit xx
yourusername stranger danger !! 1975fan2 hahah you'd swear they haven't been dating for like 5 years 1975fan3 AND friends for like 7 years before that
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chickenshopdate No crashing here, just crushing. 😏 My date with @charli_xcx is out on Friday!💕
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fan1 holy shit this is my roman empire
yourusername watch out @bedfordanes75 imma bout to steal your girl xxx
bedfordanes75 two can play at that game hun xx charli_xcx guys please theres enough of me to go around trumanblack and me yourusername @trumanblack sorry who brought you into the conversation?? trumanblack love it when you're mean to me x rass75 AH my eyes
1975fan1 damn they're both so hot, i fear the boys of the 1975 have rizz...
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yourusername sadly Miss XCX wasn't the one for me, or i wasn't the one for her whatever blahblahblah
im giving love one last try next week before i give up and let my mum set me up!
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1975fan1 omg matty liked this post maybe he's the last date?
1975fan2 me when im delusional xx 1975fan3 you do know they're going out years? he likes all her posts babe x
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chickenshopdate it's the one you've all been waiting for.. my date with @trumanblack @the1975 is out THIS Friday!
keep the hopes low guys he can't be funny in his first language let alone a foreign one xx
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1975fan1 OH MY GOD i was right this is everything
rass75 you picked the wrong band member love
yourusername if you weren't too busy being cool and mysterious, it could've been us falling in love over chicken nuggets xx trumanblack oi rass75 back off
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yourusername just broke the internet so i think i'm good to hardlaunch my current placeholder @trumanblack x
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trumanblack babe you look so cool
yourusername BAHAHA did you quote your own lyrics to me?? thats an ick I might have to rethink this placeholder thing, rass75 are you free? trumanblack stop tryna replace me, hurts my feelings
trumanblack posted on their story!
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-go watch me be fit and cool on a date
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1975fan_base in honour of @trumanblack and @yourusername's groundbreaking date i thought we should all love on the old pics of the two and the guys from her old insta!
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1975fan1 parents literally my parents
1975fan2 so so cute they've been together so long !
1975fan_base ikr!! they make me believe in love
1975fan3 shes doing gods work giving us those photos
yourusername 💕💕
1975fan_base ahhh omg HI!!
yourusername posted on their story!
trumanblack reposted onto their story!
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more boyfriend content cause he's giving out it's ruining his "cool" image lol
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bedfordanes75 cant ruin what was never there in the first place 1975fan1 IM SO OBSESSED WITH YOU TWO AHH
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tmz SPOTTED !! the 1975's frontman matty healy was seen out on a loved up walk around NYC today with gabriette, despite him and his long term girlfriend being seen together just over a month ago. Do we think the previous couple had broken it off already or is the singer adding cheater to his name?
let us know what you think down below!!
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1975fan1 oh my fucking god men I cant
1975fan2 nooo I hope he and yourusername broke it off before this, shes too good for this shit!
1975fan1 doesnt even matter its very quick to already be in a relationship after ending one that lasted like 5 years...
1975fan3 this afternoon?? tmz you guys are disgusting putting this up, what if yourusername finds out through this!!
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1975fan_base guys i cant be delusional anymore yourusername just unfollowed matty and all the boys 💔💔
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1975fan1 noo I cant stop thinking she found out through tmz, hard day to be a 1975 fan....
1975fan2 how can he cheat on the girl who he wrote when we are together and about you for !!
1975fan_base genuinely makes no sense men are TRASH
1975fan3 feel like you guys should've seen this coming he's written so many songs about cheating on his girlfriend
1975fan2 literally no one asked!!
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yourusername oh hi! hope you've missed me? let's play 2 truths and 1 lie: it's awards season, i'm fit as fuck and men are trash.
fans of chickenshopdate don't fret we'll be back with another season soon! it's time to level up on english singers, im looking at you @harrystyles xxx
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yourusername god 1'm so bad at games there's 3 truths there isn't there?
fan 1 AHAHAH you are so iconic, gone for three months and you come back with this fan2 make him payyyy
florencepugh the real queen of england right here!
yourusername 💕💕
harrystyles i'm a pescatarian so what about just a regular date love x
fan 1 oh she's such a girlboss I hope ratty healy regrets every decision he's ever made!
bedfordanes75 gonna smash it! call one of us back when you get the chance <3
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spncupcake · 1 year
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186 writing prompts //
I found this post earlier last year. OP deleted the post, but I had saved this. These are NOT my ideas - credits to OP.
Angst:
1. " Give me a chance. "
2. " Not you again.."
3. " Leave me alone."
4. " I don't love you anymore. "
5. "Why do you hate me? "
6. " Host the baby. "
7. " I thought you loved me. "
8. " I don't need you anymore."
9. " I can't believe you! '
10. " We cant keep this up forever. "
11. " You're a monster. "
12. " I hate you. "
13. " Don't leave me...
14. " You're a disappointment. "
15. " Don't die on me - Please."
16. " I never meant to hurt you. "
17. " Are you upset with me? "
18. " I wish i'd never met you. "
19. "I'm going to kill you! "
20. " Please don't hurt me like this."
21. ”Thanks for nothing. "
22. " Dont call this number again. "
23. " Why did you spare me? '
24. " You need to leave. "
25. " I'm sick. "
26. " I'm dying."
27. " I wish i'd never met you."
28. " I thought we were family!"
29. " There was never an us."
30. " So that's it? It's over? "
31. " I fucked up."
32. " I came to say goodbye. "
33. He's dead because of you. "
34. " I don't deserve to be loved. "
35. " About the baby... Its yours.
Love:
36. " I'm so in love with you. "
37. " Dance with me! "
38. " Isn't this amazing? "
39. " I wish we could stay like this forever. "
40. " Will you marry me? "
41. " I'm pregnant."
42. " I need a hug. "
43. " You're special to me. "
44. " I'm going to keep you safe. "
45. " Do you trust me? "
46. " Can I kiss you right now? "
47. " You're cute when you're angry. "
48. " I've liked you for awhile now. "
49. ~ Lets have a baby."
50. " We'd make such a cute couple."
51. " I want to take care of you. "
52. " Can we cuddle? "
53. " It's lonely here without you."
54. " I can't stand the thought of loosing you. "
55. " Shut up and kiss me already."
56. " Are you flirting with me? "
57. " Is that my shirt? "
58. " How did we get here? "
59. " You own my heart. "
60. " You'd be a great dad. "
61. " You'd be a great mom."
62. " I want to protect you. "
63. "Whats the matter? "
64. " You're so beautiful. "
65. " Did you do something different with your hair?”
66. " Is that a new perfume? "
67. " Stop being so cute. "
68. " You're making me blush! "
69. " You're teasing me again..."
70. ���" This is why I fell in love with you. "
71. " You're the best! "
72. " They're going to love you, don't worry! "
73. " Oh, Are you ticklish? "
74. " Of course I remembered! "
75. " You're one hell of a girl. "
76. " You're one hell of a guy. "
77. " Are you jealous? '
78. " Hold me and never let me go. "
79. " Stop hogging all the blankets! "
80. " Let’s run away together."
General:
81. " Catch me if you can! "
82. " I'm fine. "
83. " Are you drunk? "
84. " Are you high? "
85. " We cant go in there...
86. " Give it back! a
87. " Well this is just great. "
88. " Don't touch me."
89. " Not sure if you could tell, but l'm not exactly a people person. "
90. "This was fun - Lets do it again sometime!"
91. " I didn't do it! "
92. " I did it... "
93. I don't remember that! "
94. Well that's pretty rude of you to say."
95. " Get that thing away from me! "
96. " You owe me. "
97. " Do you believe in aliens? "
98. " Do you believe in ghosts? "
99. " Are you hitting on me? "
100. " Why are you naked? "
101. " You did what?!"
102. " You have... Superpowers? "
103. " Why are you bleeding? "
104. " Where did all these puppies come from?"
105. " Don't make me come over there myself! "
106. " That wasn't funny."
107. " This tastes horrible. "
108. " This is delicious! "
109. " Are you mad at me? "
110. " Stop ignoring me..."
111. " I love that show too! '
112. " Can I borrow that book of yours?"
113. " Lets blow this joint."
114. " Let me help you with that. "
115. " Take that back! "
116. " Wanna go see a movie with me? "
117. " No way, that's so lame. "
118. "What are you listening to? "
119. " I brought you your coffee."
120. " Don't fuck this up. "
121. " Run! "
122. " Lets run away together. "
123. " I haven't slept in four days..."
124. " Your turn to do the dishes. "
125. " Was I really that drunk? "
126. " Was I really that stoned? "
127. "Give me back my phone! "
128. " You're an asshole. "
129. " Are you cold? '
130. " This place gives me the creeps. "
131. " I swear my house is haunted. "
132. " Did you hear that? "
133. " It's just your imagination. "
134. " Just how stupid do you think I am? "
135. " Stop being such a baby."
136. " Go back to bed. "
137. " Are you okay? "
138. " I can take care of myself just fine."
139. " Thanks for helping me back there."
140. " Since when have we ever been friends? "
141. "What on earth are you wearing? "
142. " I can't feel my legs! "
143. " Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night. "
144. " Put me down! "
145. " There's only one bed..."
146. " It isn't what it looks like! Okay.. Maybe it is..
147. " How did Hoose it? "
148. " I read your diary."
149. " This is awkward. "
150. " Didn't you read the sign? "
151. " Do you think you can teach me that?”
Below are NSFW prompts.
Please if you're rebloggling tell your followers if you're interested or not in taking these sorts of requests.
Sexual:
152. " Bite me. "
153. " Make me."
154. " Fuck me. "
155. " Stop teasing me so much..."
156. " Do you like it when I touch you like that?'
157. " Okay.. This is new."
158. “Want to head back to my place and have a little fun?”
159. "You're in trouble now. "
160. " What a pretty sight. "
161. " Bend over. "
162. " On your knees. "
163. " The food looks great but.. There's something much more delicious i'd like to eat right now. "
164. " Lay back. "
165. " Take off your clothes. "
166. " Well, fine; just this once."
167. " I'm waiting."
168. " You're so beautiful. "
169.  “As you wish."
170. "First one to make a noise looses."
171. " You have no idea what you do to me. "
172. " If you're bored; Wanna have sex? "
173. " Ive wanted this for so long. "
174. "Car sex looks so much more easier in the movies. "
175. "Can I touch you? '
176. "Open up."
177. "No strings attached. "
178. " Already? Do I really have that much of an effect on you? '
179. " Mine."
180. " The nights still young. "
181. "We cant do that here! "
182. " Behave."
183. What did you just say? "
184. " Good girl. "
185. " Good boy. "
186. " Come here."
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SPOILERS FOR TOWL EPISODE FOUR PROCEED WTIH CAUTION FOR MY RUNNING COMMENTARY
OOO Michonne looks pissed I can’t wait
‘I can’t believe you did that’ ‘I can’t believe you said that’ - calling him out straight away good girl
OMG THE SCAR HE’S GONNA LOSE HIS MIND
Michonne/Danai is so beautiful
The way they’re looking at each other I’m going to die
Oh Michonne talk about Judith with him yeeeees
Calling him a creative writer, Michonne I’m gonna die
FOR YOUR CHILDREN OH MY GOD
SHE AINT LETTING HIM REST
HIS NAME IS RICK OH MY GOOOOOD
HES ALMOST 8 omg her heart is breaking because she hasn’t seen him in so long and he’s so big now, and Rick has missed so much
OHHHH MICHONNE ‘I don’t like who you are with them’ - me neither girl
‘They won a long time ago’ - oh Rick he is so broken
‘Do you think we can do anything? Because I do’ 🫶
What did they do to you? - oh Michonne man he’s so broken
‘Do you still love me’ awwww her broken wee voice I’m going to die
Omg they can go!!
Omg he said no
What the actual fuck
He is a broken man and Michonne is going to tear into him for this
He calls you the brave man 🥹
I could listen to Michonne talk about their kids all damn day
‘I found you but I didn’t’ 😢😢😢
Michonne call him out hahahahha, Rick is spewing some absolute bullshit
‘You’re lying’ Yaaas Michonne
GOD I love angry Michonne this is 10/10
And now are they gonna cry I can’t handle it
Aww my baby Michonne 😢😢😢
She’s just hoping he’ll open that door
Please open it
I’m losing my mind
Yaaaas go Rick go
Michonne gonna unleash on these walkers
YAAAAS RICK
fight them wooooo
‘I DONT EVEN HAVE A WEAPON COMMANDO’ - SASSY MICHONNE IM DEAD
‘The only time I feel safe is when I’m with you’🥹🥹🥹
‘I’m not the brave man’ - oh Rick
YEAH HIT HIM MICHONNE
‘I don’t know who you are because the man I knew would never talk to me like that’ - my heart is BROKEN
How are we fixing this jeeeesus
God I love seeing them fighting together
‘I had this’ - ‘I had this’ GOD THEY ARE BOTH SO SASSY
oh noooooo Michonne is trapped
Omg rick fucking help her
Omg is he gonna kiss her
Or is he gonna cry
OMG it’s happening guys jesuuuuus this is all the richonners have ever wanted
He’s losing his mind
THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER I CANT COPE
THIS EPISODE IS DESTROYING ME
‘he looks like me’ - ‘so he’s really good looking’ 😂😂
ROUND TWO!!???!! Disturbed by roomba - love that ricky dicky doo da country boi has no idea what a roomba is lmao
‘One bad harvest - something has to burn to bring it back’ - OMG HE’S TALKING ABOUT HIS DAD??
‘You’re still lying to me. You’re lying to yourself’ - damn right keep calling him out Michonne
OMG THE SCAR
SHES GOING TO TELL HIM WOW
DARYL MENTION
‘SHE STOLE JUDITH’ - his faaaace!!
‘I don’t wanna go into how’ 😢😢😢😢
‘But I kept believing’ 🥹🥹🥹
Omg his hand 😢😢😢
‘You’re still trying, I see it’ he is trying Michonne just keep pushing and he’ll make it
‘I’m sorry for what they did to you’ 😢😢😢😢
Michonne laying down the law - ‘Sit, Rick’ 😂😂
She really couldn’t give a fuck if the building collapses around them she is going to make him talk to her
‘They took a year from me’ ‘I don’t know if she’s okay’ 😢😢😢😢
‘It’s hurting me Rick’ 😢 Rick NEVER wants to hurt her he loves her so much this is heartbreaking
OH MY GOD CARL IM BAWLING
‘I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU’
OH MY GOD IM GONNA DIE HE CANT FACE LOSING HER ALL OVER AGAIN
THE CARL PHONE 😢😢😢😢😢😢
‘I found you Rick’ 🫶
I love them so much Michonne honestly is the strongest woman alive
Aww he’s in a jumper not his uniform 💖💖💖💖
THE ELEVATOR KISS
GO GO GO
THEM SWITCHING SEATS LMAOOOO
‘WE CAN MAKE THIS WHOLE DAMN WORLD OURS IF WE WANT TO’ 💖💖💖💖💖
God this is beautiful
A happy ending no cliffhanger???? Oooooo
OMG ARE WE GETTING PROPOSAL WEDDING NEXT WEEK
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pleasingsatellite · 2 years
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i love your posts! y/n seems like a real celebrity 😭 could you do one where singer!y/n releases an album and people think its about harry? your choice whether they’re still together or not :) thank you so much!
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yourinstagram new album dropping friday at midnight
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y/nfan1 OMG I CANT WAIT STOP
y/nfan2 she's done it again
harrystyles so proud of you
↳ harryfan1 harry gotta be the muse, she mentions curly hair and green eyes too much for him to not be
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vogue Introducing the real y/n. "Making this album was the greatest time of my life. I felt like I was fully coming into myself with this album and was so lucky to have such amazing people to help me along the way to create something so full of love."
For vogue magazine's June/July issue, y/n opens up about dating in the public eye and how her boyfriend helped her to find herself and find her voice in music. Tap the link in our bio for the full profile.
styled by harry lambert
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y/nfan1 y/n is coming for all the grammy's
harryfan1 how did I already know lamby styled her before even seeing it
yourinstagram thank you so much for allowing me to be the cover star, a dream come true ✨
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yourinstagram I can't believe my baby is out in the world for everyone to hear it. I spent days and nights in the recording studio making this album sound exactly how I envisioned it. Thank you harrystyles for the many coffee trips you went on, you're an angel.
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y/nfan1 it's all I could hope for and dream of it's amazing
harryfan1 album of the year in the bag
y/nfan2 slay queen
harrystyles brown sugar oat milk lattes are my specialty
↳ yourinstagram love you 🥹🫶🏻
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fallontonight y/n is in the studio tonight to talk all about her 3rd album and the meaning behind all those love songs TONIGHT at 11:30/10:30c on nbc!
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y/nfan1 bestie we already know
harryfan1 her and harry are so in love I can't
y'nfan1 those love songs are sickeningly sweet
yourinstagram thanks for having me ❤️
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enews Harry and y/n celebrate the release and success of her 3rd studio album by vacationing in Italy! Despite being a rather private and lowkey couple they packed on the PDA while taking a dip in the ocean later on in the day.
harryfan1 leave them alone, let them have privacy
y/nfan1 he's her biggest supporter
y/nfan2 can't they vacation without ya'll being annoying?
harryfan2 he's so hot I can't
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okay so reading this back thru I'm realizing I made it more obvious the album was about harry than people guessing so I hope this is still what you wanted! I loved making this and super happy with how it turned out 🫶🏻
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morilemochi · 10 months
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Can D2 Guardians Have Kids?
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((this is all from memory with a bit of searching myself))
((im open to corrections, discussions, references, and questions thank you))
((WARNING: SPOILERS AND SOME KINDA OFF THINGS ABOUT BIRTH AND UN BIRTH))
Dear @hive-31real (sorry for being late)
To answer your question:
As far as I know, I don't think so but people have debated about it from what I can read about. I'm on the 'Guardians are possibly Infertile' team.
Specifics on Guardians in relation to children:
The thing that would come to the top of my head would be Zavala. He was the stepfather to Hakim when Zavala was with Safiyah. (I cant find a link video for the cutscene)
There's a small discussion about it on Reddit
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In the comment section of the same post, they mention how Saladin's Ghost a couple of times, in the Iron Forerunner Armor Tab.
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From what I'm understanding, Shin Malphur was revived as a 10 year old Gaurdian...? with Jaren's Ghost in Confession of Hope Part 1 & Part 2. They discuss about it in this Reddit Post, and here's his Destinypedia page if that helps. (This is the closest I got relating to a Hunter and Child)
(Other links that might help:) Destiny 2 Lore - The Origins of Shin Malphur! The Child Guardian of Palamon! by My name is Byf
Destiny 2 - THIS CHILD IS ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL GUARDIANS! by Evaze
Destiny 2 Lore - Can children be Guardians? by Myelin Games
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and here are some reasons why they might even rez a child
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On Theory Food:
People have talked about it whether a Guardian's are rez sterile because they technically died already but it doesn't mean they don't function. (Pretty straightforward)
But for those who do believe that Guardians can reproduce, why we don't see them having kids can be funky:
Some Guardian's believe that you don't get rez with the baby (if your female and pregnant), since your Ghost only has the full data scan of you. So some think Guardians aren't even aware that they conceived considering the action packed lifestyle of Guardians. (Which is a very....cruel thought process to think about)
I acknowledge that there are Guardians who don't die often and even one who hasn't died at all, they live pretty distant lives as far as I know.
Some also argue that Guardians would prefer to not have children, since there is no record of a Human/Awoken/Exo child and the uncertainty of what the outcome may be. There's no guarantee if the child will be blessed by light or if they will be immortal or live long. They could just be born regularly and the toll of that personal connection would be heavy....
Yes, other races, such as the Fallen do have children and make it very well documented. It makes you wonder why big or important figures such as Zavala, Shaxx or Saladin wouldn't have children to grow a form of legacy considering how long they've lived right? You can also say this about other Guardians as well of course.
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If Guardians were capable of having children, the concept of creating a bloodline and a form of legacy would be heavily and even well documented. (Cayde's broken Debt file I'm looking at you)
Even if they were civilians in the City, they would grow to be powerful noticeable elites or nobles, maybe even visiting the Tower occasionally but we don't hear from that. We have had multiple regular non-Guardians such as the Guard's around the tower, Amanda, Eva Levante and Hawethorn.
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(if there's anything more I missed I would appreciate the feedback, thank you :))) )
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cherry1sblog · 11 months
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Warning:basically everything sexual :/
SUNOOS RED HAIR HAS BEEN GETTING TO ME LATLY
Summary:it’s your birthday and your hot pink tight dress that almost shows your ass is enough to drive sunoo insane
The time was 10:45pm and your birthday party was going amazing you were finally 20 and in your 3rd year of collage everything was going amazing except for the fact that u didn’t really well want a party and where a dress that is way to short for your liking but you wanted to make your bff happy so hear u are throwing a party witch no one would have came to if it wasn’t for your freind cause u didn’t have many or actually u had none other than seoyeon so u we’re grateful to her
-TIME SKIP-
It was now 12:30 am u drank way to many shots than u were supposed to but u didn’t feel super tipsy so u knew than when u felt that someone was staring at you witch a lot of people were more than usual maybe because I didn’t have my glasses or my hair up like always but this stare was diffrent so u knew you weren’t going crazy so you looked in the direction where u felt someone was staring and you weren’t wrong u locked eyes with sunoo…WAIT WHAT THEY KIM SUNOO IS LOOKING AT ME RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT !!you immediately turned around fighting the urge to scream until u felt someone’s arm wrap around your waist from behind u froze and didn’t know what to do that’s until they wisperd
Sunoo:why are u so stiff
U turned your head to the side a little
Y/n:s-sun
Sunoo:u seem nervous but u didn’t seem to nervous when u were dancing with your dress almost showing all your ass
U quickly try to get out of his hold now embarrassed a little and wanting to just find Seoyeon and tell her what happened
Sunoo:ah ah no so fast 
Yn:s-sunoo please let me go
Sunoo: why don’t h wanna have some fun baby
He drags you by your arm going up the stairs and ask witch is your room
Sunoo: witch is your room
You said nothing scared somthing was about to go down witch it in fact did…
//5MIN TIME SKIP\\
Sunoo pinned you against the way kissing your neck making sure to leave hicks. Visible this is your first time so obvi u were scared until he started to play with the strap of you dress is gave u butterfly’s he push off from the wall laying u on the bed
Sunoo:hey princes can I take this off
Y/n:yes please
Kissing the top part that your bra left revealing he unclasped your bra as you archers your back he definitely was a boob guy cause the way he swirled his tounge around your bud and pulls at it was amazing
“Your so pretty I wish I could be more slow with you”
“But I’m kinda hurting and you are to pretty”
You just moaned being to dumb from him barley doing anything he took off your panties and took of his boxers I got scared seeing his size being your first time he was so thick
“W-wait sun”
“Mm baby what’s wrong”
“This is my first time”
“Don’t worry I’ll take care of you”
He slowly slid into you feeling a starch of pain
“Ah it hurts sunoo”
“I know princess I’ll wait”
He started to kiss you distracting you from the pain but suddenly that pain was turend into pleasure
“Sunoo please move “
“Anything you say princess “
He slowly went in and out you moaning him kissing you to get you to hush but it felt so good too good
“You feel so good princess “
“Agrh please sunoo omg”
He started to rub your clit and press down on your stoch to feel his duck bulging out of your rearaging your organs
“Ah sun-sunoo omg I need to pee “
“Good princess “
He went faster bucking his hips sucking on your boobs and then you came undon he was still going tho to reach his own high
“Your so tight how can you be so tight and feel so good omg”
He started to get close but you were also getting close to your second orgasam
“Sun im gonna cun again “
“Me too princess me to “
And then he came and so did you leaving you both fucked out CANT believing you just had the hottest guy on campuse take your virginity but it felt good so good you never wanted it to stop
“Princess I think you should get dressed now to celebrate and cut your cake for your party “
“And I got you something “
Sunoo Barley knew you so him getting you something was outta pokey but so was him fucking you
“Aw sun you didn’t have to”
You opend the box and there was a bracelet with your anitail on it
“Thank you I love it so much sun”
“I’m glad you like it and next time I promise to take my time with you”
Next time!??
…………………………
AHHDJFJGJG if you guys want a part two lemeee know!
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pretty-chaotic-world · 6 months
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if my BPD can scream
1. I wish i could have a normal love... but no, my brain wants to worship every little detail of you until it drives me insane
2. sorry i pushed you away i felt abandoned and suicidal 
3. I’m sick of going to bed and knowing things won’t be better tomorrow 
4. I'll ask you thousands times if you really love, please don't get annoyed
5. I'll create "drama" and mishaps only to feel like I'm in home
6. i’m afraid that one day my anger will overshadow the little love i still have left for the world
7. I feel numb. No tears, no anger, nothing. Just going through the same day again and again. I would rather just sleep without waking up.
8. I'm so tired of everytime one small argument or inconvenience breaks out I want to end it and self destruct, it's so draining. 
9. I want to stop feeling anything and when i actually don't it breaks my heart but I can't cry it out.
10. "its all in your head" well duh where tf else is it gonna be??? in my fucking kidneys????
11. I am constantly between wanting people to care about me and wanting them not to so I can hurt myself without feeling guilty 
12. Psychiatrist told me there is no cure for bpd and I've to change myself. Well why cant they just let me die then?
13. Until you live with bpd you'll never know what it's like to be too much and not enough at the same time.
14. i know im constantly too much for everyone but sometimes i just want to be enough for someone
15. if he will leave me, my next diagnosis will be of "sociopath"
16. im so jealous of all the people who see him and touch him and talk to him every single day it should be me me me me 
17. oh I got my hair coloured. why? because I can't hurt myself anymore 
18. "you're so distant" because you can't handle my abandonment issues.
19. My younger self disappoint me a lot. like why were you begging people to stay in your life? ohh no worries I know the answer
20. I wanna throw a plate against the wall, stab a knife through my hand, destroy my laptop with a hammer, smash my door in with an axe and spray graffiti all over the walls of my room 
21. Why shouldn’t I be mad? Why can’t I just be angry and be allowed to feel it? Why can’t I burn everything down?
22. I have to watch my mouth every fucking second to make sure I don't destroy every relation I have coz apparently social life matters!!
23. Isnt it fucked up how he got away with every horrible thing he made me experience and I’m the one who has to live with myself feeling absolutely fucking worthless 
24. I don't deserve food and love. im a horrible person.
25. this is how my eating cycle goes
feeling weak coz i haven't ate anything -> eat -> purge -> feeling guilty after purging -> eat more -> feeling guilty after eating so much -> cry coz you don't know what's happening
26. the diagnosis makes me believe I'm not insane just lil emo ig!! NOOOO YOU'RE INSANE
27. “don’t let it bother u” baby i’m gonna be bothered by this for the next 10 years 
28. if I tell you I love you its equivalent to I can kill someone for you
29. Actually upon further inspection that shit really hurt my feelings 
30. I don't dive into insecurity anymore, i drown in self-loathe
31. i shut up in between group convo coz I know I'll talk invaluable shit and nobody really cares what I say until it's psychology class
32. "if you are fully aware of yourself, why do you keep acting like that?" slapping self awareness on top of bpd only grants the ability to watch yourself self-destruct straight from the vip section thats all it does literally
33. “Where do you see yourself in the future” building a cult for mentally ill people 
34. ofc I've a praise kind i was ignored as a child
35. I'm much better than I was before. you know why coz I don't to air now and don't see monsters walking by side all the time
36. No I don't want to self harm anymore I need to kill that fucking monster
37. Don't mind me, I'm just casually sabotaging all my positive relationships with negative delusions because my life doesn't feel real unless something dramatic and destructive is constantly occurring 
38. i don’t care i don’t care i don’t care (im going to sob my fucking eyes out)
39. “Stop making your disorder your personality” I have a fucking personality disorder for god sake
40. turning my mental illnesses into kinks and calling it the BDSM-5 
41. "destroy something precious while you're in rage" ohh yeaa and then I'll do that again and again 
42. what I hate most about my BPD is the fact that I have started doubting every emotion that I’ve ever felt in my life, whether it’s love, my grief through multiple traumas, or my anger, & it’s so saddening. It has actually led me to start questioning my reality.
43. if I need medication to stay alive, am I really meant to be here?
44. it's either be alone without 75% of my symptoms, or be with someone and display the most horrendous unstable awful version of myself. why do i have to choose between love & happiness or peace & stability?
45. That fucking bpd rage where everyone's voices makes you want to scream and every noise around you makes you want to sh and you're so mad you can almost feel the cuts everywhere 
46. getting worked up to the point of becoming physically ill (throwing up/stomach issues etc) because you felt rejected/abandoned by your favourite person  
47. i wish my trauma made me kind as everyone says but i’m becoming what i fear the most- a monster.
48. imagine getting diagnosed with a personality disorder and the only visible representation of that disorder is an animated horse man, a sociopathic sitcom character from philadelphia, and darth vader
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squirrelpatties · 20 days
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give me all of your jd headcanons now 🔫
list of my jd facts in a completely random order
(Human) he has a leather phone case
He's a hoarder
(Human) tech illiterate, doesnt delete his search history after searching for anal radh creams 5 times, has 47 viruses on his phone
He calls sex workers hookers not out of malice he just thinks theyre called that
Thought r and b were lesbians for a hit second
Pulls people into hugs even when theyre uncomfortable and goes "youre such a good hugger ♥" when they dont reciprocate
Alcoholic
Doesnt make his bed
Scratches his balls in public
Hairy and fat with stocky shoulders and thick arms
Makes bad dad jokes (shit like "her aim is getting better!")
Always announces when hes about to leave to take a shit
When he stands up after sitting for a while he slaps his legs and goes "WELP"
Has accidentally eaten drug mushrooms before
Rhonda will live 15 years past her species life expentancy because jd is the type of pet owner who doesnt believe in putting them down god help her
Autistic and in denial
Either straight or bi and deeeeeeply in the closet
Hip problems
Holly darlin is his and deltas bastard baby
Gullible, guy has gotten him with the pull my finger bit an embarrassing amount of times
The type of guy to get sick and slather his chest in 45 layers of vix, he hates doctors
He doesnt replace things he patches em up himself so while everything lasts 10 years it also barely works cause hes bad at it
Cheap
Obsessively takes photos, one time sat branch down for 2 hours and 45 minutes to show him the hundreds and hundreds of photos hes kept over the years
is, as poppy describes, "hug time disadvantaged" she had to stop letting him participate after she got an unordinate amount of complaints from trolls who didnt wanna touch him
Makes babies cry
Not bigoted in the conscious "I hate these people!" Sense, hes not a hateful guy, but he is extremely ignorant and unintentionally disrespectful at times. Examplez of this: he mistakes every single techno troll for synth or trollex and cant tell the two apart, he crouches down to smidges height and calls her "little lady"
Cries from sad books and film easily
Thats all i can think of rn
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reggieservices · 2 years
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hey can what would the bowers gang be like/act like on the first day of school since my first day of school is today
Bowers Gang on the First Day of School
A/n y'all i KNOW i've been slackin but cut me some i'm depressed alright LETS GO ALSO omg i hope your first day goes amazingly have fun<3
Henry Bowers
∆ Boy rolls up w a mullet, wife beater, and hawaiian shorts
∆ He might have forgotten his back pack but its okay
∆ quirked up on some pre and monster, hears half of what the teacher is saying
∆ wears ratty vans for the entire school year (Vic is begging him to buy new shoes)
∆ Makes fun of the Band Kids as they walk by
∆ hes the guy you see climbing trees during lunch while the teachers scream at him to get down
∆ An insane feat, some how managed to get detention of the first day of school, someone call the Guinness Book of World Records
Patrick Hockstetter
∆ Simply did not show up
∆ His ass slept through 10 alarms and 24 missed calls from Vic💀
∆ But on the SECOND DAY, he's got the drippiest school supplies ong
∆ Rolling up with transformer folders and a Paw Patrol backpack
∆ Always has the most obscure tshirts on, things like "I did NOT evade the IRS on Wednesday August 17th 1984"
∆ Offbrand adidas shoes are held together by duct tape (Vic is fighting for his LIFE)
∆ bullies every. Single. Freshman.
∆ Seriously, the moment he sees a twitchy little kid he is yanking them by the backpack so they fall
∆ Buys everything on the school lunch menu
∆ type of guy to drink 7 milk cartons in a row and somehow not vomit
Vic Criss
∆ dressed for success baby
∆ Seriously, he took "first impressions last" to a WHOLE nother level
∆ made his mom go back to school shopping with him
∆ Got new planners, high lighters, binders, everything
∆ and before you ask, yes, he does have all new clothes that fit every pinterest board you could ever DREAM OF
∆ If a fashion icon, nobody knows where he got such rad style in such a shit small town
Reggie Huggins
∆ Picks up all the boys in the Trans Am, naturally (leave patrick)
∆ Compliments Vic on his clothes choice, makes no remarks to Henry
∆ Wouldnt have dressed up himself, but his mom made him wear a nice polo shirt for the "special occasion"
∆ YOU BEST BELIEVE THAT MAMA HUGGINS TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM
∆ She forced Reggie to stand still and smile he looked like a kindergartener i love him sm i cant
∆ I am a firm believer that she still writes little notes in his lunch box telling him to have a good day
∆ bought all of his supplies from the dollar store
∆ "Its not being cheap Vic its being sustainable."
∆ Tries preventing Henry from fighting, at least for the first day
∆ After this day its Free Bird baby
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Hi im back but not for long I'm in my Donnie Darko era bye bye love you all😍
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