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jiilys · 3 years

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would u help me out for a second. im in the mood to write for the first time, and i think your style is beautiful. sitting down n actually trying though, im stuck as fuck! i’m realizing that in your dialogue/scenes you’ve got a lot of Little Things. little tiny elements that are subtle & just enough. how are you deciding that lily is building a house of cards at the moment or sirius is sitting in a tree or whatever during a given scene? how do you come up with those ideas for dialogue that are so silly & real & sneakily tender? do you know where it’s going when you begin? any advice for just… starting something?

ps: i appreciate you. you make it look easy & that’s very very cool

This is a lovely question!! Sorry it took me so long to get to it, I didn’t want to get it wrong. Also I’ve included some examples to try and explain what I mean in practise, but it also comes off rather like plugging. tragically this is unavoidable. Anyway, all that being said I have no idea how to advise you about dialogue and coming up with it, I think just listening to people talk helps. Don’t forget contractions, and when in doubt always trust the reader to keep up, real people don’t say perfect or even grammatically correct sentences a lot of the time. We also cut each other off all the time, especially when we’re trying to be funny. Like, here’s an example from warm front:

“He’s not even two. He probably would have thought it was, like, having a lie down or something.”

Harry was laughing now, “A lie down?”

“Yeah, a spontaneous, truck-induced–“

“–Permanent–“ “

–Permanent, lie-down. I’m almost jealous now actually.”

Another thing, but people say um and like or can't speak or cut themselves off, especially when they’re nervous. James when Lily says she loves him for the first time: ‘“Wow,” He breathed, “I’m– wow.” He put both hands on her cheeks and kissed her crazy, abruptly, dumbly. Her head spun.’ He can’t even speak! Dumb boy.

I think natural dialogue sometimes just requires you to read it aloud, which is very embarrassing but ultimately quite useful in trying to figure out whether something sounds normal or not. Use casual words, and try not to go dictionary hunting: if you cant think of the word chances are your character can’t either

In terms of concepts I have no idea, but I do have a few tips. I write all my short one-shots in one document (its called ‘just bad’ lmao) so its easy to start something, write a few lines, and then if it doesnt work just start a new concept, but still have all the old stuff handy. if you feel like you’ve written yourself into a corner its probably because you took a wrong turn earlier, so its just a matter of going back up and figuring out where you turned onto the dead end, or where a line could be funnier and/or sadder and/or more meaningful. Sometimes the bare bones of a decent line is there but you have to work it a little.

In this harry/ginny thing where harry is apologising for all the attention and ginny brushes him off she says:

“It’s nothing,” her voice, all force, “Anyway, it’s more funny than annoying.”

The response went through a few drafts, all variations on the same thing:

(1) “You’re funnier.” [too short, doesn’t make sense, and not really that funny. unholy trinity]

(2) “You make it funny.” Harry said, looking at her for real, “It’s not– you make it like that.” [this could work! I have no idea why I cut this, I think I forgot abt it lmao]

(3) “You’re the funniest person I know, Harry said, sincerely, and Ginny felt her heartbeat all through her, “You make it funny.” [jumping from ‘its more funny than annoying’ to getting this sincere out of nowhere is a little much, even for harry who is famously whipped]

I ended up going with this:

“It’s nothing,” her voice, all force, “Anyway, it’s more funny than annoying.”

“You’re funny.” Harry said, looking at her for real, flustered, “I mean– you make it funny. That’s all you.”

It follows the flow of the conversation and I think the way he says it, ‘you’re funny’ like its obvious, and then being like oh fuck and over-explaining it stumbling a little “I mean– you make it funny. That’s all you.”. You know when you like someone and you say something that gives you away before you can stop yourself? I wanted it to sound like that. Just gotta keep in mind how people behave, we are so stupid a lot of the time, we give ourselves away.

The thing about short stuff i find is implying a lot of history without actually describing a lot of it. I normally do this by having memories come up as almost shards, one second of feeling. You know when you’re in a conversation with someone and they mention someone or a past event, and it rises to the top of your brain, but only for a second? i find sometimes when you’re reading stuff people will try and replay entire memories or events mid-conversation, which is not something you do when you think. You don’t need to replay it beat by beat, you were there! This sounds vague as hell so I’ll try and show you what I mean:

From good crimes: “Petunia is engaged.” Lily’s voice, raw and wrong, “To Vernon. Eliza Hunt told me at the supermarket.” Sudden flashes of Petunia, the only time he’d ever met her, sat in the back of Lily’s twenty-first, pinched and whispering. “Whose Eliza Hunt?” This seems as good a thing to say as any.

pretty on the nose (the phrase ‘sudden flashes’ is pretty so i'll allow it from past me). But see how you don’t need to know how Petunia didnt talk to anyone, how she left early, how she was the odd one out: you don’t need to read all that, you already know because she was sat in the back and because pinched is such a mean verb, spiteful and sharp, you can already imagine how the evening went without me saying so

From my proposal take, after Sirius finds out they’re engaged: Sirius’ grip on his shoulder tightened for one second, still grinning, and James knew what he meant. “I know.” He said, because only Sirius had been there for all of it, when they were fifteen, drunk on Firewhiskey for the first time and James had said I think I’ve fucked it, I think I’ve fucked it but I like her for real.

you don’t need a description of the whole night, what party they were at, who they were with, what they were talking about: the important bit is that Sirius was the first person he told, and that they’re both remembering that at the same moment because they’re soulmates lmao. You know when something big happens for a friend and you feel so full of pride & love that you feel like you’ll burst into confetti?? this needed to feel like that, and you only need a flash for it

I feel like I’ve sort of strayed off from what you asked me, which is really advice on how to start something. I normally start with a line, usually of dialogue, and then try and build from there because dialogue is my thing. You might have a different thing! Some people write from concepts or locations, or an image. i might start with one or a few lines of dialogue, write them down, and then try to build from there. For example for the proposal thing I started from james just saying “Marry me”, which I find more romantic than ‘will you marry me’, purely because it sounds like he simply couldn’t stop himself from saying it, like it rushed out. Another example, this thing started from just “don’t be mad at me” “okay” James agreed instantly, because he is such a sucker for her.

When I write I don’t normally know where I’m going! I normally set out to write something I think is vaguely funny and evokes An Emotion, and then I just play around with stuff until I get there. when I write certain stuff and I have scenes in mind, stuff I want to happen, but I find that if I try to plot it to tightly its not exciting to work on, because sometimes you write a good line by accident, that you hadn’t thought of when you sat down, and you surprise yourself. That is a really nice feeling! i want to maximise that feeling.

'What I mostly try to remember is that writing something down, anything down, is useful. Sometimes you write for a whole night and dont get anything useable, but its like clearing pipes. Sometimes you have to flush through shit to get to the good bits. All the rough stuff, the things you don’t like or didn’t work, you wrote to get you to the stuff that did work. All of the bad shit got you here! It wasn’t a waste, you were working to find the good thing

If I had any tips its just the usual stuff, read! It is annoying how much that helps. Also, and I know this may make you shudder, but reading poetry is useful just because in no other literary or media form is language so important. In comics you have pictures, in novels you have plot and character, in film you all that and cinematography, but in poetry you live and die by how good the words are. If you want recs here’s my poem roundup tag, that I do sometimes, or if you want something just now read this by Anne Carson, which uses words like ‘smashing’, ‘boatwash’, and ‘green’ in the best way possible. Also it has these lines: “Recently having learned to recognize the type of tree called sycamore, / I see them in any forest— / the ones that look harrowed, / in shreds, but / go also / straight up into life,”

I mean, think of a sharper image than that?? It’s not possible. Just try remember to stay true to your characters and that in real life, the little stuff is the big stuff. Little things the people around you do normally show they care more than big speeches, and if you want to show love that’s how to make it feel lived in. You want to build a world! the little stuff is usually the world. Take some from your own or dream the ones you wish you had.

This truly was a very kind message and I’m so grateful you like my stuff, I hope any of this was even half-useful, although now reading it back it is borderline nonsensical. I’m going to bed now, good luck with the writing, and don’t forget to send it to me!!

caro xoxo

#writing bitching #said it already but loved this message it was so thoughtful. seemed pretty articulate to me i think ur writing is gunna be just fine!!!#rooting for you & anyone trying to write something rn. words suck and are difficult! they are also better than drugs & sex. regretable #kindnesses

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sweater-daddiesdumbdork · 3 years

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Real Life Tasks With Ransom Drysdale

An Advent Calendar of 24 Normal Human Tasks As Performed By A Huge Man Baby.

Day 2: That’s Not Exactly Folgers In Your Cup

Warnings: Smut (Oral) and Bad Language Words

Pairing: Ransom Drysdale x Reader

A/N- Hello! I hope y’all are as excited about this holiday special collaboration made with @what-is-your-plan-today and @jennmurawski13 as I am. It all blossomed from early morning (for me) ramblings and we decided to do it. 2020 has been a hell of a year and we all needed a little something to smile about. And come on, whats funnier then imagining Ransom Drysdale trying to be domestic? Plus it gives some feels. There will be smut written in occasionally, so please heed the warnings to each individual fic.

Also, we are alternating, but will reblog on our accounts, if you don’t want to miss any, send a message and we will get you added to the tag list. Happy Reading.

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Ransom woke before you, the early morning light streaming through the window cut right across his face and he swore into the pillow while rolling to his back to sling his arm over his eyes to cut off the annoyance. He was almost there, back in that blissful state of unconsciousness when his body took over and insisted he get up. Any further attempt to return to sleep was now disrupted when natural morning urges overtook him and he sighed while lifting his arm to let the light return, blinking rapidly to adjust to the the most inconvenient thing to plague him at this hour.

Next to him you were still asleep, soundly, peacefully which made him scowl at you for being so blissfully unconscious. He envied you in this moment as he rolled up from bed and trudged into the bathroom to take care of himself. Afterwards once he came back out, he grabbed a pair of grey sweatpants and slipped them on. You would be waking up soon, and there was one thing you always wanted before anything else, even before you were pregnant, it was a must have or else. Now you valued this all that much more since his child seemed to just suck all the energy from you, savored it more then he savored his biscoff cookies.

Your coffee. And hell be damned if you didn't get your coffee.

Now typically you make it, liking a certain amount of scoops to get you through the morning, touch of cream and a little sprinkle of sugar just to take the bite out of it. Ransom has seen you make it countless times in the morning, your over sized tee hanging around your thighs and hair piled atop your head. Your eyes would be closed while you measured, you just knew it down to the action how you wanted it. He never tried to mess with your perfection. In fact he learned early on to stay out of your way the first twenty minutes in the morning unless he was taking care of you between the sheets. That was the only equivalent you were accepting of in the morning.

This morning Ransom felt a twinge of affection now that he was awake, seeing you shift into the middle of the bed and pull his pillow into your chest like you were hugging it. Gently he leaned over and brushed the flyaway hair from your forehead and pressed a kiss there before leaving the bedroom to head downstairs.

Typically you just made Ransom a coffee too, it became almost a habit for him to want it, although he didn't need it, not like you did. But yea, he craved it and decided that this morning, since he was already up, he would just do it himself. Regardless of the fact that you had forbidden him to touch the coffee maker for some reason. Which fuck it was in his kitchen, if he wanted to use it he was going to.

“Can't be that hard, dump some grounds in, put in the fucking water.” He flipped off the top of the coffee maker to see if you pre-filled it the night before, sometimes you did. Last night was not the case though. Reached into the cupboard for the precious Starbucks coffee and opened the bag to breathe in the strong coffee bean aroma. Okay, he had to admit it was a pleasant smell, and already he could feel himself feel a bit more upbeat. He ended up setting it aside and searched everywhere for the measuring spoon, leaving a slight kitchen destruction in his path of open drawers and stuff piled on top of the kitchen counter, he just eyeballed dumping the coffee in. Completely forgetting the filter in the process.

Impatiently he waited, fingers tapping on the counter as the drip drip drip started. “It would be faster just to have someone deliver.” He muttered to himself, contemplating how much you would protest possibly hiring a housekeeper. Fran was decent… enough. He thought to himself. Aside from her being the most annoying woman his grandfather had hired. Of course she could be useful when the occasion called for it. Like now, how fucking easy would it be if someone was just delivering you two the coffee in bed.

Already he knew you probably weren't going to go for it, it was fine for Harlan according to you because he needed the help. In fact when he brought it up, your eyes rolled and you scoffed at him. “You are kidding right Ransom? You are a grown ass man, do it yourself.”

When the coffee maker finally gave the last spurt, and sounded exhausted, Ransom shook his head from the memory and turned to pull down two mugs and proceeded to pour into each. It was black, blacker than usual. He sniffed it, and needless to say it was STRONG.

Ransom just kept going, grabbing your half and half, as well as the small bit of sugar you like, he stirred it all together and brought it back up the stairs.

You were just waking up when he reentered the bedroom. Your arms lifting up to hit lightly against the headboard and your wiggling fingers while giving a yawn, you inhaled the strong scent of coffee and immediately pushed to sit.

“What is that? Is that what I think it is?” Your eyes widened as Ransom set the mug down on your nightstand with a roll of his eyes.

“Well good morning to you to Princess.” he stated as you grinned at him, reaching over for the mug while he sat on the end of the bed. You didn't dare take a sniff as if to check, not with the way Ransom was watching you intently and you just took a sip.

It hit your mouth with a ferocity that brought tears to brim to your eyes, and your taste buds screamed in protest at the gritty black death you were forcing yourself to swallow, doing everything you could to keep from spitting it out. You were just thankful that this morning you were dealing with morning sickness, yet. Somehow you forced the bitter liquid down your throat and tried to keep a straight face, as you were touched with Ransom’s act of kindness, something he was still working on. But there was no hiding your expression, as hard as you tried to keep it from Ransom.

His head dropped when he saw your face. “Fucking terrible isn’t it? See this is why you should let me hire a housekeeper.”

“Ransom, it tastes just fine. And we don’t need a housekeeper. This house isn't all that big.” You rolled your eyes as you showed him you were right by taking another sip of his coffee, forcing a smile on your face.

“I always had a housekeeper, and I turned out fine.” Ransom rebutted while moving to a stand. “Put that cup down. You can make some later.” He instructed and you were quick to set it aside, relieved not to have to pretend anymore. Ransom yanked the blankets away, making you tumble a bit in bed with a yelp.

“Ransom! What are you doing?” You looked down at him as he grasped your ankles, sliding you down the bed while he moved to kneel at the end of the bed, smirking at you.

“Cant make coffee worth shit. But I can do this, and I know you like this just as much.”

He was right, the man had a mouth on him that you had a hard time resisting, even when he was pissing you off.

Fingers delved under the band of your sleep shorts and slipped them off before draping your legs over his shoulders and pressing hungry kisses along the inside of your thigh. “Okay, you have me there, maybe I do. I'm a little scared to see what you did down in the kitchen now.”

“Nothing that can't be cleaned up.” He looked up at you, and you opened your mouth to say something about how you were going to have to clean it when he let his mouth press against your cunt and his tongue bury between the folds.

That effectively distracted you, making your words stutter from the tip of your tongue into a moan while he lapped at you, shifting between quick flicks to flattening his tongue and dragging through your folds to suck at that bundle of nerves that made you gasp his name in a needy way. Your hands shoot down to twist into his hair, holding onto his scalp while he takes you apart with his mouth. Toes curled into his upper back when he teased you further, your hips starting to rock to meet the darts of his tongue in your clenching channel. You let yourself fall back into the pillows and quit trying to reason with him or make him feel better. You just let yourself experience this new attempt at treating you.

“Please Ransom, I want to come now.” You whined out while his fingers flexed on your hips, keeping you mostly pinned in place although your body was rippling to arch and grind into him. Your heels firmly pressing into his back in an attempt to lever yourself although he was firm in his hold. Unwilling to let you move just yet. Ransom sucked folds of flesh into his mouth, the lower part of his face slick when he lifted to smirk at you, and shifted a heavy forearm across your hips, careful not to press against your stomach.

“How badly do you want to come, Princess?” He licked at his lips, brighter pink with use then normal and you glared at him down your body.

“Considering I am growing you spawn in me, you think you would treat me better.” Trying your hand at using guilt to get him into giving you your orgasm, he let his fingers stretch your open, pressing into your warmth.

“You know I love you, and only treat you fucking good.” His fingers curled to stroke your fluttering walls, enticing you to come for him with every stroke against your sweet spot. “Come on Beautiful, come undone for me so we can start our day.”

You pressed to arch but he was sure to keep you held down. You started to see stars peppering your eyesight and your mouth dropped open in a silent gasp as you came for him, that rush enveloped you to send tingles all along your nerves, and your voice finally broke out in a soft cry of his name while your toes dug into his flexing back, and fingers twisted in the sheets in a weak attempt to stay grounded.

It didn't stop him, he kept lapping at your sensitive bud, sucking and driving you to another with steady strokes of his finger. “That was just one... you know we are not stopping Princess until you have had a couple more.”

Ransom couldn't make coffee to save his life, but he certainly knew how to make you come more than just the one time.

#real life tasks with ransom drysdale #ransom drysdale x reader #ransom drysdale x you #ransom drysdale fic #amber writes #sweater writes #ransom drysdale au #knives out #knives out au #knives out fic

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milliumizoomi · 3 years

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So bakugo and his s/o were playing fight and they started choking each other to see who would give in first but both of them are stubborn asf lmao They just kept going they weren't even playing no more so they both pass out and denki saw the whole thing and got a video sent it to everyone in class 1-A now it's an inside joke but bakugo and his s/o doesn't even

CHOKEHOLD

Pairings: Bakugou x POC Fem! Reader

Warnings: Strong willed y/n, fluff & crack.

A/n: this request is hilarious to me. This was fun writing so thanks you for the request💕💕.

Your’s and Bakugou’s relationship was nothing ordinary to say in the least. With both of you very loud mouthed and determined it was best to say you were a dynamic duo. If you were in a tag team argument, the other people wouldn’t even stand a chance. But you also had a playful attitude. And you use that attitude to annoy the living shit out of him. You’d always find some way poke at him and make him annoyed.

One day, you were in his dorm lying on his bed. He was at his computer in his room, studying for exams that was coming up. While you layed there on his bed, scrolling through your phone, you quickly got bored. You shut your phone off and threw beside you on the bed. You turned your head to look at your focused boyfriend. You looked at his relaxed features as he flipped the page of his textbook. He felt eyes on him as he shifted his eyes to look at you. When you realized he went to look at you, you quickly turned away.

He studied you some more before shrugging it off and going back to his textbook. You turned back to look at him and then grinned evilly. You were thankful that your boyfriend didn’t see your huge puffs bobbing off the bed and behind him. You slowly stood up and once again prayed to god that he didn’t sense your presence. You then slowly leaned down and bit him on his bicep. “AH WHAT THE FUCK!!" Bakugou yelled. He swatted you away as you fell to the laughing your ass off. "THE HELL YOU DID THAT FOR NERD?!” He questioned. You looked up at him with tears running down your cheeks as you said, “I just wanted to.” After that, more events like this occurred.

This day in particular is when some stuff happened.

You weren’t in the hero course, you were in Support Item Course . So you and Bakugou don’t tend to see each other in classes. And on a very.. interesting day, something rather out of the ordinary happened that had all of class 1-A shocked. Mr. Aizawa had all of the class go to the Department of Support part of school to see what the students would need or would like to add to the hero costumes.

As class 1-A entered the Support room, Mr. Power Loader was there to greet them. “Hello students, today the support course students will be helping you on adjustments and upgrades on your hero costumes. If you need help, Mr. Aizawa and I will be in the teachers lounge” he said as he turned to leave. As he and Mr. Aizawa began to walk out, Mr. Aizawa turned back to the students and said, “I need you all to behave. We will be back by the end of the period so you need to decide now what adjustments and update you would like your hero costumes to have. You all will be in pairs and the names of who is with who is in that box over there. The room you are assigned to go to will also be there.” They began to leave and Mr. Power Loader called in his support course students into the room.

As the support course students walked into the room, everyone was assigned in pairs. So one support course student with one student from the hero course.

Bakugou’s eyes widened and his mouth went dry. You walked in talking to Hatsume wearing most of the old clothes that were his. You were wearing a white tank top that couldn’t fit him anymore, black overalls with the top part hung down and one of his old jackets tied around your waist. Your kinky hair was pulled up into a high puff and you had grease on your face as if you were working on something else before class 1-A walked in.

You looked at him and smiled. His face broke out in a light blush as he grumbled and looked away. You ended up being paired up with him and you were sent to your assigned room.

You two walked through the hallway and soon made it to the room. As soon as you hours made it into the room, you then looked up at Bakugou and your face broke out into an evil smile as you launched yourself at him. You grabbed his head and put him in a chokehold and started to nuzzle his head. “Hi sweetie! Bet you won’t get outta this one!” You laughed as you held onto his head tighter when he tried to wiggle himself out of your hold. “NERD LET ME GO!” He screams at you. “NEVER!” You yelled. Eventually he got free and you were jumping an tables and chairs to escape him as he ran after you. “HELL NO ‘SUKI! ACK! BOY GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME I AINT LETTIN’ YOU FUCK UP MY HAIR!" You screamed as he chased you. He eventually caught you but you in a chokehold. “I ain’t lettin’ you go till you give!” He said as he tightened his grip slightly on you. “W-well.. looks like we finna be here for a while then” you challenge. This went on for a while until you managed to get out of his grip. He then started chase you again to get you back into the chokehold. But you finessed him and he was now the one back into your grip. “AHA BITCH! YOU PLAYED YOURSELF!” You cackled at him. “NO DIPSHIT YOU PLAYED YOURSELF!” He grinned evilly. The next thing you know his own hands come up to your neck and he puts you in a chokehold too. “BOY-“ you said as your grip tightened. “What?! CANT TAKE IT?!” He challenged. “PLEASE THIS AINT NUN’” you said back.

As this was happening, Denki just happened to passing by. He had gotten lost going to the room he was assigned. As he passed by the room you and Bakugou were in, he heard the commotion going on the room. He tiptoed closer to the door and rested his head on the door. He heard the struggle through the door and started to wonder ‘what the hell is going on in there??’ He peered the door open and peeked his head through. His eyes widened at the sight of you and Bakugou having each other in a chokehold. He had to stifle his laugh. You looked like you were about to stumbled and hit your head while Bakugou was turning blue. He took his phone out and started to record what was happening. He stood there for about 5 more minutes recording you both with his phone and watching the two of you struggle in each other’s hold and at this point tears were streaming down his face. “Dude what the fuck..! Their still going at it” he whispered to himself and the video. He could tell that you guys were serious about this now because both of your grips kept getting tighter and tighter. Literally 1 minute later, both you and Bakugou just drop. You both just passed out.

“BWAHAHAHAHAHA!” Kaminari cackled and jumped from behind the door. He had stopped recording but was still laughing ‘til he couldn’t breathe. While he was still laughing, he sent the video to all of class 1-A. He sent it with the text attachment, ‘Hey guys you HAVE to see this💀💀.’

After that day, that’s when the inside joke started. But somehow you guys didn’t even get in trouble for not completing what you were assigned to do. But back to the main point, whenever somebody from class 1-A would see you and Bakugou together they would laugh to each other and go “choking is lethal ain’t it.” And you and Bakugou would be so confused because you don’t remember anything from that day at all. You would just stare at them with a blank expression. Then when you would ask they would say “don’t worry about it.” At this point the whole class knew you two were dating which makes it so much funnier. And truth be told you guys never figured out that joke at all.

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flecks-of-stardust · 2 years

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OKAY so theres a bunch of spoilers in these incorrect quotes (generated from the incorrect quote generator website here) so itll be under a cut but oh god these have no right being this funny

[image description: a few screenshots of incorrect quotes, featuring various characters. from top to bottom, the prompts read:

Ghost: Orchid isn’t answering their phone Glimmer: I’ll call Ghost: Lheki and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Orchid: Hello? (end prompt)

Ghost: Yo is Lheki sleeping or dead? Orchid: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts. Glimmer: Yeah, so did I. Lheki: Okay first of all, fuck you- (end prompt)

*Ghost’s helping Orchid out after they get injured, while the others are watching* Glimmer: How does Orchid look? Lheki: A little better than you, actually. (end prompt)

Radiance: Why are you on the floor? Pale King: I’m depressed. Pale King: Also I was stabbed, can you get Unn, please. (end prompt)

Radiance: WHY. why did you give Unn a KNIFE?! Pale King: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Radiance: Now I feel unsafe! Pale King: I’m sorry. Pale King: ... would you like a knife? (end prompt)

Navath: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Markoth? Markoth: ... No. Thistlewind: I do! Navath: I know, Thistlewind. Thistlewind: I’m sad! Navath: I know, Thistlewind. (end prompt)

*The squad is having dinner together* Navath: Markoth, can you pass the salt? Markoth: *Throws Thistlewind across the table* (end prompt)

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these are either hilariously out of character or hilariously in character

like that first one is canon now. i dont make the rules. this is totally accurate to how the four of them act DSFKJKNJ also lheki being full of snark is delightful even if its wholly inaccurate for them in dreamless

i just noticed that both ones with the pale king in them involve a knife FDSJKGNK i cant decide if this is in character for him or not too which just makes it funnier

for the one where unn has a knife, i like to imagine that its Baby unn (since both radi and the pale king are older than her), so theres an infant slug scooting around with a knife clenched in her mouth. terrifying. stabby the roomba but its a slug goddess

navath is the seer’s dreamless name (one of them anyway) and also markoth’s mother, which just. the first one with the moths is so in character its both painful and hysterical. fucking rip markoth. i dont know if thistlewind is the salt demon of the three, though theyve certainly had xer fair share of snark, but the second one is sill beautiful

i just. holy fucking shit. this And the hunger games sim was fucking hilarious

#dreamless spoilers #MOTH GO *YEET*#im just clicking through various names and periodically losing my shit #the first one is formatted different from the rest because i did that first one on my phone #lost my shit at it and decided to do the rest on my laptop so i could post them to tumblr

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mary-is-writing · 3 years

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Some thoughts on Deltarune Chapter 2

This is gonna be a really overly long post that includes my thoughts of, theories and review for Chapter 2 of Deltarune in the Pacifist(?) route, so be careful of spoilers in case you haven't played the game yet. Let's start!!

(Honestly I cant stress enough how long this blog entry ended up being.

TLDR: I liked the chapter, I love Queen as a character and I have several questions and theories about our trio of protagonists: Kris, Susie and Ralsei. We continue the topic of "your choices don't matter" from Chapter 1 but we also get a new spin to it. Overall, worth the time waiting.)

If you wanna read the whole thing I wrote, it's under the cut.

I really like this chapter. It was really funny and full of new information about the world, the characters and what will the story probably look like moving forward. The puzzles where great, too: I'm happy we can see a wider variety of them now that Toby Fox is working with a team and not alone. This also applies to the animations and cutscenes, there are a lot and somehow it doesn't fill like it has more than it should. I like the whole RECRUIT mechanic and I think it gives us the choice to, more or less, have different endings or at least diverse playthroughs and it's still within the theme of Undertale that "you don't have to kill anyone". I haven't checked the Snowgrave route yet, but I'm guessing the ending to the chapter where Kris stabs the earth is still kept.

— The Characters

I liked the characters in this chapter more than in the first one, SPECIALLY Queen. Oh my god, Queen. She's the best and I love her and I was so so happy everytime she appeared on screen, so over the top, over dramatic and an agent of chaos. I also love the sound she makes when she speaks, it reminded me to Hooty from TOH and that just made it funnier. The enemies design was really good, I think my favourites are the Swatchlings, they're like big buttler birds and they're honestly precious. The Werewires were really cool too (took me a minute to get the pun in their name) and Sweet, Cap and K_K were a delight... but there was one.

ONE enemy. That I HATED with ALL my SOUL. I don't wanna talk about him.

About our main cast, I love how much we get to know about Noelle. Since last chapter she seemed to be an important character and now we know yes, in fact, she will probably be relevant for the main plot. She seems to have some kind of trauma and her family sounds complicated, so I expect to see more of it in the future. It was really interesting that talk she has with Kris about how they're like childhood friends and makes me wonder what made them fell apart. I don't have much to say about Berdly, he started annoying but became fun later on, and when he tells Noelle he's starting to have a crush on Susie I laughed super hard.

Our main trio where the more interesting ones, tho.

— Susie, Ralsei and Kris

Susie surprised me a lot, doing whatever she wanted on multiple ocasions and leaving us, the player, without the chance to make a choice. This also translates to her having the main focus on very important scenes: confronting Queen, saving Noelle, deciding we're not giving up, etc. We get the first change of POV from Kris to her, something that I don't remember hapening before, and well, it all made me think two things:

One, she really is the Hero of the story. We as Kris may be the protagonist, the POV, but she's clearly the one with the values and attitude of a hero character.

Two, Deltarune is different to Undertale in that we are told our choices don't matter here,and I think this chapter really helped in showing that.

A lot if the times we don't have the opportunity to make a choice because Susie takes leadership, and even when we are oresented with a choice she won't listen, like in the ferris wheel or when she goes ahead with Ralsei. Things are out of our control, which seems to be a theme here.

Ralsei was...interesting. I'm concerned about wether or not he's supposed to be Kris' brother or what because of the swan boat scene like a lot of people (was it supposed to be platonic or romantic I need to know), but more than that he was kinda...

Meta? Near the end he talked to Kris about how he didn't have to do everything "right now", that he could Save and then "come back later", he mentioned the classroom near the locker room to bring everyone back at the beginning even tho we have never seen him go there, he gets flustered when Susie does things on her own challenging the usual way the game is played, and the "let's close our eyes and imagine what Susie is doing" right before a cutscene to change perspective seems oddly convenient.

"Off" is the perfect word to descrive my feeling. Nothing seemed wrong with him, just... Off. Weird. In the first chapter he seemed to be a nice, naive and pacific person, but now it starts to give me some vibes like he's playing the role of one.

"I just wonder what... being Ralsei-like even is...?"

Idk if there's a theory of this already, but I'm half convinced that Ralsei might not be a real person. He's a Darkner, just like Lancer, and we have begin to stablish that they're not really "real" and that the Dark World is play pretend: we see it at the end of Chapter 1 and 2 and how all the trash from the classroom becomes everyone when they enter it in Chapter 2. Ralsei is also the only one that fully disappears when they're left out of combat in battle while Susie and Kris just fall to the ground.

So maybe he's not real, and maybe he's aware of it. After all, he seems to be related somehow to Asriel, and Asriel is also Flowey, one of the few self-aware characters of UT. Maybe he's just playing the role Kris prepared for him because he doesn't know what else to do, and maybe later on he'll gain more agency.

Oh, and about Kris: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT.

So I started my playthrough with the usual checking out everything on the house and went to see the mirror. The message was:

Is what they seem to call "you".

Which I don't remember if was also there in Ch. 1 but man, that's not ominous or anything huh. I already talked about how Susie's acting really makes you feel like your choices don't matter and that what's hspoening is out of your control, and that gives me some theories.

We see Kris supposedly making a new Dark Fountain at the very end, and we get hints that he was also the one who made the Dark Fountain in the library. We lack info, but for the sake of the argument let's say he was also the one who made the one in Ch. 1 with Ralsei and Lancer. We know too that his family is complicated: he was probably adopted, his parents are divorced, Astiel went to college and he probably feels lonely since he's searching for the date of his college vacation. People think he's weird as Noelle says and doesn't seem to have friends now outside Susie. Things are out of his control.

So my theory is that he makes these Dark Worlds to pretend that he's in an adventure and forget about the problems. After all, you have the control of the story when you're role-playing it, don't you? Don't we, as players of the game, know this?

To add to this, Queen says that the Lightners have all the ability to make Fountains if they have enough Determination, and since the Lightners are the real people and the rest are probably just made up ones, it makes sense: The Dark Worlds are play pretend worlds with injected Determination in them.

But in Undertale we learn that monsters don't have as much determination as humans, it'll take every monster soul in the Underground to equal the power of one human soul, remember? So Kris is by default stronger in Determination than Susie or Noelle, and even if they could have as much as him, mosnter bodies can't handle that amount. We see it in the Amalgamates and in how Undyne the Undying melts after defeating her in the Genocide Route. So Kris is the only possible option for who is making these worlds. As to WHY he's doing this, I have no clue.

On another hand, we also gain a new meaning of "your choices don't matter". We, the player, control Kris. Kris is his own person, but he doesn't have control of his actions, we do. Then him ripping away his Soul is like a way of defying us, his controller. Maybe Kris is self-aware, just how Flowey was in Undertale, about the player beyond the screen (Flowey refers to us in both the Genocide Route and after completing the True Pacifist End, when we go back to open the game). Frisk in UT never gave signs of being self-aware, contrary to Kris. Idk how Kris survives and can move without his Soul, tho, unless maybe it has to do with Determination again because he has enough to make a new Fountain even without it.

He looks depressed and lonely. But he's also determined and with a plan. And we know almost nothing about it.

— Other theories and thoughts

I still have no clue what the bunker-like door in the woods is for, but I'm glad it seems it'd become relevant later. That moment with Susie standing up for Kris was great.

We don't know yet if Determination here let's you control the timeline like in Undertale. Nothing proves or disproves it, we just know that here it seems to let you make Dark Fountains and Worlds.

This is just a thought: I thibk it'll be cool if by the end Susie realizes everything Kris has been doing and the Final battle of Chapter 7 is Kris vs. Susie. I've said how she's the Hero, so it could be something like Frisk vs Undyne in the Genocide Route. Just, you know, nobody dies.

UT gave weight to all our choices giving us the message of what too much power can do to people: it makes them care less and less about the people around them and gives you a superiority complex. DR goes the opposite way, when people's choices don't matter: is a cynical and almost nihilistic reality where nothing is worth it. In both cases, it means that anything we do goes, either cause we can just RESET and go back or cause the ending won't change a lot anyway.

I do think Deltarune is like an AU of Undertale, but I'm not sure about the whole "Kris is Chara" thing. I still want to think Chara is a separate entity until proven otherwise.

Toriel mentions at the beginning that the knife in the oven is Kris' knife. Like, dude, you just let your kid have his own knife? Does he have a collection or something? I think that should raise some red flags, Tori.

Good chapter. 8/10, would play again

#deltarune #deltarune spoilers #deltarune chapter 2 #spoilers #review #thought #theories #games #videogames #I gave it an 8/10 cause this is only just the second chapter and the game isn't done yet

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worstloki · 4 years

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...Tony and Loki bromance head canon list?

- Loki shows up on Earth thinking everyone is going to condemn him for crimes he barely remembers committing but Tony just gives him a hug tells him he’d hoped they’d meet again and get to work together because he noticed the eye colour but hadn’t been sure until footage confirmed it later

- Loki: thor I've accepted Stark as my brother so stop antagonising him or i’ll have to fight you to defend what small mortal honour he has

- Thor: *riots because loki still wont acknowledge him as his brother*

- Tony has had floor 69 reserved for Loki as a ’’thanks for clearly rigging your own attack’’ gift since 2012

- If anyone is going to out-yell odin it’ll be tony and loki tag-teaming him... and unlike odin their arguments will actually be coherent and in an actual language not just the letters ‘a’ ‘e’ and ‘r’

- magic isn't science and that's killing tony but he just cant explain anything and has actually given up trying to understand as long as loki makes him coffee every morning (without using magic to help)

- they both have nightmares but sleepovers and movie nights help

- loki and tony flirt so much that anyone would wager good amounts of money that they’re secretly a couple (including the spies). the fact that they pull all-nighters and bunk together doesn't stop people thinking this despite all the proof indicating otherwise. Nat: whats that on your neck Tony, looking at the circular scorch mark he got from testing out the new repulsor beam: none of your business but its a burn Nat: uh huh sure Tony: ….ok? anyways im going to bed-loki kept me up all night with a way to improve the repulsors i hadn't even considered Clint: up all night you say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nat: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Tony: i’m too tired for this

- tony and loki have the uncanny ability to make similar snarky comments at the same time and decide to coordinate (’okay so you can use your shakespearenese every 3rd quip and i get the other 2 times’ ‘and exactly how is that an even distribution when my comments are funnier?’ ‘yours are concentrated’)

- they share the same taste in food; the avengers got around to blindfolding them and getting them to give their opinions on the foods... and their answered were the exact same word to word

- they’d both sacrifice themselves without second thought which would work if both of them weren't always offering themselves in exchange for everyone’s safety at the same time and insisting that they were more valuable (’you should take me hostage im a world famous billionaire’ ‘no you should take me; im wanted in 4 realms and am the only one thor himself wouldn't risk losing’)

- they rarely disagree so if you oppose one of them you oppose both of them and now you’ve got two ridiculously powerful looks of scepticism aimed at you by two ridiculously powerful people with ridiculously powerful eyebrows raised

#here's a few off the top of my head #I guess i SHOULD provide context for them #or at least an outline of a backstory #but i don't think its necessary #if tony had spent 4 seconds more around loki the two would've been besties already #canon has got nothing on me

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jumoonjae · 4 years

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Consequences (M)

PAIRINGS: READER X LEE JUYEON

GENRE: FLUFF X ANGST X SMUT

REQUESTED: NO

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT

SUMMARY: You had no intention to resist Juyeon and it leads to countless bed session with no string attached. But what will happen when you're pregnant?

You were listening to one of your friend telling a funny story that just happened while he's on his way to the gathering cracking everyone in the room. It was your college classmate reunion which your friend occasionally held every once in two or three month just to catch up and you all gathered in different person’s house each time. But Changmin had held the gathering at his house for three times in the row now that he said he like having people gather at his house because it could be lonely sometimes, but this was the first time you joined at his house since you went to your mother at the first two times. Its just a gathering with few games, music and alcohol, nothing much. It was more like finding comfort in them when its hard to cope with the adulthood. Sometimes reminiscing all the stupid stuff and memories from college really help you put all the problems to the back of your mind for a while.

You took a sip of whatever the drink you were holding that was made by Kevin and was quite strong that you felt your head a little bit lighter with every word slurs from the tip of your tongue, even every word came out from your friend lips sounds funnier and you had a good laugh that evening. The main door open revealing a guy, tall, lean and handsome entering the apartment with his suit on. You two lock gaze for a while and he look away to your friend when they greet him making you turn your head to Kevin who was sitting next to you. You wait for Kevin to look back at you after greeting him and when he does you raise your both eyebrow and he gets you right away.

“Changmin’s housemate.” You nod looking back to the guy who was walking to his own room before looking back to Kevin and he give you a knowing look making you both giggling and slapping each others shoulder. About half an hour later he came out from his room sitting on the opposite couch facing you, naturally join in the conversation like he was always been a part of the group. You felt a bit distracted by him, no longer paying attention to your friend anymore deciding to steal a glances at him and when you did, your gaze meet his making you both flustered and both immediately look away. You figured he's been stealing glances too and you couldn't help to smile bashfully. Kevin noticed your shy smile and nudge your side and you just shake your head pretending to play with your phone.

“How about we go to Karaoke next?” Changmin suggested gaining a loud cheer from the other including you and Kevin. You got up from your seat taking your glass and Kevin's to the sink and starts washing the dishes that was left on the sink.

“Let me,” You look to your side and your body stopped functioning when you saw Changmin's housemate standing tall beside you and you had to take a step back to take a good look at his face which you regret immediately when warmth crept all over your body.

“I was in hurry this morning, didn't have enough time to clean the mess.” You were flustered by how close he were with you that you unintentionally stare and he does too. Maybe the time stopped between you two and for a split second you swear his eyes shifted to you lips, biting his own.

“Y/N, Juyeon, leave the dishes. We're going now.” Kevin called from the living room snapping you both from staring at each other and you both awkwardly pretending helping each other with the dishes and when he thought he had turn the cup upside down to pour out excess water from it, he hastily hand it over to you a little too hard that he unintentionally splash you with cup full of water. Yeah. He forgot. You gasp petrified by the cold looking down at your drenched blouse and half of your jeans.

“Sorry.” He was contemplating whether to wipe the mess on you or not but he decided to take the cloth behind you anyway closing the distance between you two and your body touches making you stop wiping your blouse, looking at him wide eye. You could smell his scent making you nervous and your heartbeat picking up a quick pace. He suddenly place his hand at the small of your back guiding you to move a little for him to reach the cloth and you didn't move a muscle, taken aback by the sudden contact.

“What happened?” Kevin came when you both took so long and saw your wet blouse. He exhales.

“You clumsy ass.” He clicked his tongue shaking his head with his arm crossed on his chest and you give him a threatening look making him rolled his eyes and you then mirrored his action.

“You can borrow Changmin's shirt.” Kevin suggested and you point down to your half drenched jeans.

“Right.. that's mean she's not coming. Juyeon come on.” He said knowing if once you get home, there is no way you're going out from that lair of yours.

“Who’s sending her home then?” Juyeon asked and you had to bit your lips hiding your growing smile at how considerate he was and Kevin notices that making him scoffed.

“She is very much capable of walking few blocks away from here.” He stated but an idea of hooking you up with someone came across his mind. “Unless you can be her knight of shining armor and walk her home. Alrighty then. See ya.” He waved spinning on his heels walking away without looking back as excitement crept inside him thinking that you could finally seeing someone else and let him live his own life peacefully.

“Its cold outside. You might catch a cold walking around drenched like that.” You look up from wiping your blouse and saw Juyeon walk out from his room with a neatly folded hoodie on his hand and you smile taking it from his hand muttered a thank you.

“You can change in my room.”

You walk out from his room wearing his hoodie while he still washing the dishes on the sink. You felt bad by the sight of the plate and glasses that you walked to him helping him drying the dishes. He muttered a thank you and you nod. You cant ignore the nervousness everytime your hand came in contact with his whenever he hands you the mug. You felt the tension rising between you two with the constant touching and when your shoulder bumped into each other. When your clumsy ass accidently dropped the cloth, you both bend at the same time as an instinct to retreat the cloth, your hand touches sending a vivid sparks of electricity all over your body and you flinched a little. You look up to him and he does too, his deep dark gaze send shiver down to your spine and you felt something twitched inside you, something dark, something lustful and by now you had acknowledge the effect he had on you. Maybe its his lips, the way his cupid bows perked up with every movement of his lips, maybe its his eyes or just him. Your eyes dropped to his lips, you licked your lips wondering how does his lips taste on your own lips, and how does it feels when he explore your body with those lips. Next thing you know, he leaned forward capturing you lips with his soft one.

You were taken by surprise at first but quick to join the movement of his lips, matching with his rhythm. You both stand up not breaking the kiss, and you shut your eyes as the kiss getting more and more heated. You pull his face deepening the kiss and his tongue slips inside your mouth while his hand gripping the back of your head while the other on the small of your back.

He then grab your both tight, hoisting your body up putting you on top of the counter then his lips landed on your jaw then your neck, licking, tasting every bit of your skin that had you bit your lips keeping yourself from moaning his name out loud when his lips trail down to your shoulder. You let your head fall back as you drowned yourself in his touch and kisses.

He then stood straight catching his breath looking at you straight in the eyes with half lidded eyes. He push your hair behind your shoulder before letting his hand played with the hem of his hoodie that you were wearing, slowly tucking his hand inside caressing your skin before pulling his hoodie up over your head tossing it to the side, he stared at your body causing warmth crept on you cheek, you never felt smaller under anybody's eyes before.

He lean in cupping your shoulder with his lips kissing it ever so gently and the sound of your heavy breathing echoes throughout the apartment. His hands slowly making its way to your back then grab the back of your neck pulling your body closer to him as he kissed your chest, he struggled a little trying to unclasp you bra before tossing it to the same spot where his hoodie was and plastered a kiss all over your bossom.

He nibbled your nipple slowly while his other hand massaging the other side and you couldn't keep your moan anymore and it riled him making him pull your hair back and kiss you back up to your chin. You love the way he pull your hair and suck the sensitive spot on your neck before nibbling your ear. He pick you up walking to the couch before slowly placing you sitting down on he couch kneeling between your legs.

He tug your jeans together with your panties revealing your wet core that got him smirking at the sight before pestering kisses on your knee, slowly spreading you leg while kissing your inner tight until he reaches your wet core. He let his lips ghosted over your folds as his thumb rubbing your wet clit in circular motion before replacing it with his tongue that had you arch your back to the sweet sensation.

You grip his hair when you felt his wet tongue entered you, you licked your lips at how good it felt. His tongue then played with your clit and his finger thrust into you slowly while your hips moves matching his finger.

“You're so wet.” He murmured to your pussy now adding another finger twisting it slowly to adjust his finger to your opening making you gasp, he eyed you while sucking your clit as his finger began to thrust slowly at first but getting faster when he found your sweet spot, hitting it harder when your moan starts to get louder. He could feel your wall clenching his finger and he pick up the pace while sucking your clit, biting it gently then licking it, doing wonder with his sweet tongue.

“Juyeon right there, right there. Just like that.” You moaned and his finger thrust faster while his other thumb now rubbing your clit merciless sending you up to your high. Your back arched and you're seeing stars while your leg shaking like crazy. He kissed your tight climbing up to you leaving wet kisses on your neck and your lips. He lick his finger that was coated by your arouse then shove it into your mouth smiling at the way you suck his finger.

“My turn now pretty baby.” He whispered to your ears sitting next to you and you lean in closer to him, capturing his lips into yours again pushing his body with yours until he's laying down and now its your turn to shower every inch of his skin with wet kisses and you love how his body reacted to your touch. His hands on your back while you slowly climb down with your kiss without breaking the eye contact with him until you reaches his pants. With a little tug, his cock was out and about ready for your next action.

You kiss the pink tip of his cock that was coated by his pre cum before running your lips down along his length, you lick his balls wet and he flinch to it making you smirk before sucking it, you felt his body tense and his grip on your hair tightens at every move you made with your lips while your hand stroking his cock slowly. Then you lick his cock up to the tip before sucking the tip gently like it was some kind of lollipop loving the way he look at you. His half lidded eye made him ten times hotter and you took in his full length inside your mouth until the tip touches your throat and you starts to bop your head up and down sucking his cock. Your hand played with his balls with your other hand stroking his cock at the same pace as your mouth. You let go of your hand when he took control of your pace by holding your head and moving his hips faster and push his cock deep down into your throat that had you gagging.

“Oh yes. You look so good from up here.” He said throwing his head back while his hand still controlling your pace until he came inside your mouth. He pull you by the chin closer to his face taking his shirt on the floor wiping it clean before tucking the strands of your hair that was sticking on your face to the back of your ears and kissed you slowly, so passionately that you and him both smiling to the kiss. He shift his body without breaking the kiss until you're under him and him between your legs. He rub his tip on your opening slowly, then push his cock inside you making you gasp breaking the kiss, pulling him tight hiding your whimper on his shoulder while your nails dug the skin on his back when he filled you. You shut your eyes when you felt his size filling you tight core, exhaling the breath that you didn’t realize been holding in. You felt his heartbeat beating at the same pace with yours.

“Tell me if its hurt okay. I promise I’ll do it slowly.” He said softly to your ears then kisses the side of your head and you nod. He lift his hip slowly and you bit your lips at the tight movement. His thrust was slow and steady at first letting your wall adjust to his size. He pull his body away from you and look deep into your eyes, smiling down to you and you bit your lips at how beautiful he was, he was glowing as his abs glistening with sweat. You let your head fall back taking in the sweet feeling between your legs holding on his arm letting your nails dig deep into his skin.

“Does it feel good?” He asked leaning forward kissing your exposed neck, sucking it leaving a deep purple mark that you know wont be gone next morning but you couldn’t care less. You let your moan escape your lips sounding so sweet ringing inside his ears. He then pull your leg up placing it on his shoulder thrusting deeper making you bit your lips harder and he noticed.

“Scream for me Y/N.” He whispered low and you swear you felt electricity surges all over your body, screaming onto his shoulder when he thrust faster and harder hitting your sweet spot with every thrust. Your moan filled the empty apartment and his pace become sloppier when he starts to chase his own high sending you to your won. You felt numb between your legs before feeling something that you cant even describe surging up through your back that made it arch hard then up to your head making your eyes rolled back.

“Juyeon.” Your scream laces with moan making his thrust become harder and merciless. You screamed his name again when you feel the same sensation, wall clenching his cock tightly and he came too, releasing his juice inside you. Your body trembles when he pull away and he plastered kisses all over your body until you come down from your high.

“That was amazing.” You said breathlessly and he smile contently before leaning down kissing your lips in a slow deep kiss. He then kiss your forehead before squeezing in between you and the couch and gesture you to lay on top of him and you did.

You wake up when the sun beamed from your window stirring you from your deep sleep. You felt a hand weighing on the small of your back and you turn your head to the other side to see Juyeon still sleeping. He walked you home last night after that amazing sex at his apartment, the alcohol still washing in you making you pull him inside your own apartment and had another amazing round that leads to another one and another one until the dawn break. You smiled admiring his features caressing his cheek slowly before getting up, sliping your oversize tee on, picking up his clothes that was scattered on the floor putting it on the washing machine together with yours.

You were making coffee and breakfast when you noticed he stirred from his sleep and turned off the stove. You leaned forward on the kitchen counter resting your chin on your palm, elbow propped on the counter watching him and he saw you, he covers his face with the sheet chuckling shyly and you giggled to yourself from the excitement and content from last night and the entire morning. Having someone next to you when you wake up made you happy.

“I made you coffee.” You walk to him with his mug, placing it on the bedside table and he pull you lying next to him snuggling his face on the back of your neck.

“Good morning.” He greets in his raspy voice.

“Morning.” You turn your body facing him stroking his soft hair back smiling like an idiot.

“Its Sunday, why so early?” He pull you closer and you snuggles to his chest as his hand strokes the skin on your tight.

“I’m working today.” You draw a circle on his toned chest looking up meeting his eyes with a small smile. You really want to stay and spend all day with him.

“What? On Sunday?” He shift his body back a little looking at you brow furrowed.

“Our gallery held an bidding event that i need to manage at ten.”

“Its still eight though.”

“Yeah. I need to make sure everything is in check.”

“Can I see you after work?” You look up to him from his chest smiling before heaving a long sigh. You then pull away from the comfort of his embrace standing up.

“There’s a dinner right after with the fundraiser and I don’t really know what time it'll end,” he pouted to your answer making you giggle and you lean closer to peck his nose.

“I’m getting ready. I've made you breakfast too.” He sit down and his eyes wander to the floor where his clothes should be.

“Where’s my pants?”

“Oh I washed it just now.” He looked at you questioningly gesturing down and you understands right away smiling smugly.

“I don’t mind having a hot guy walking around my house naked.” You shrugged gaining a heartfelt laugh from him. He then stand up putting the sheet around his waist walking closer to you with a smirk. With wide eye you took a step back until your back bumped into your dinner counter cursing at your small studio apartment, he cornered you blocking your way by placing his hand both on the counter letting the sheet fall. You didn't have to look down to know how erected his cock was. He leaned closer face hovering yours tickling your skin with his breath and he kiss the skin on your neck.

“Juyeon I'm going to be late for work.” You said breathlessly and let you head fall back closing your eyes feeling his lips against your skin.

“Your lips saying that but your body acting otherwise,” He said as his hand finds the way to rub your already wet core.

“Just one more time and you're free to go, i think I’m addicted to you. I promise I'll make it up to you if you late.”

“and how is that?”

“A dinner date.”

“You’re late.” Kevin crossed his arm on his chest looking at you judgingly as you run from the parking lot to the back door that leads to the storage room where you kept all the paintings for the auction.

“Just a few minute.” You rolled your eyes catching your breath pushing your hair back looking at your watch.

“Where’s the document?” He hand you the document the he's been holding and you walk to the van that was parked back facing the storage room door followed by Kevin.

“I heard from a little squirrel that his housemate wasn't home when he got back last night.” Kevin whispers making you stop momentarily turning your head looking at him, blush creep on your face.

“And?” you shrugged continue walking to the transportation where one of the guy noticed you and you nod for him to proceed loading the painting into the van.

“There’s a hickey on the back of your neck, and if I look closer, I can see bruises through that sock of yours.” You touches the back of your neck and look down to your tight and you see nothing. You shot him a look and he grinned know that he succeed in tricking you.

“Kevin.”

“Spill.”

“Its just one time okay.”

“You know one can leads to two?” He wiggled his eyebrow and you pushed his shoulder away bashfully.

“So is he good at bed?” He leaned closer whispering making you smack him hard on his back.

He pull your hair fistful humping you hard from the back sending you to your high while chasing his own. Your moan echoes, filling your apartment when you both reached your high at the same time. He pull your hair up until your back touches his abs kissing your shoulder holding your body tighter, thrusting slowly releasing his juice inside you, he let your body fall on the mattress before laying next to you.

It was pretty much your weekend routine where he would show up unannounced at your door, kissing you before you could lock the door guiding you to your bed, stayed until you went to work next morning and sometimes he stayed at your house all day until you came back from work, take you to a nice dinner and end the night with another amazing sex. Kevin said you both were in your honeymoon phase but the thing is, you and Juyeon haven't take your relationship to the next phase yet. You didn't confess because he doesn't seems like going to.

“Friends with benefit?” Kevin almost dropped the painting when you answered his question about your relationship with Juyeon.

“Hey watch out.” You warned him, shaking your head. Kevin was always known for his clumsiness and almost ruin almost everything he touches.

“Its pretty obvious isn't it?” You shrugged didn't really want to talk about it. Your gut twisted everytime Kevin brought up the topic, it was actually fine because you didn't want to rush anything with Juyeon even when your feeling for him keep growing day by day, but when someone brought it up, saying it out loud, you were embarrassed and starts to overthink. Why haven't he confess yet? Does the time you both invested to each other means nothing to him?

“You don't even seems like friend to start with.” You rolled your eyes gesturing him to move over for you to unwrap the other painting for you to display at the showroom.

“I think its better to stay like this to make it less awkward.”

“Awkward? How are things between you two going to get awkward when you both already seen each other naked?” You crumple the wrap in your hand throwing it to him trying to make him lower down his voice.

“It’ll get awkward if one of us doesn't feel the same way that is all.”

“Well do you have feeling for him?” You stop for a second before staring at him didn't know how to answer him.

“You do have feeling for him. Just confess to him. What is wrong with both of you? Its almost three month isn't it?” You exhaled trying to focus on unwrap the painting without leaving any scratch ignoring him completely.

“Y/N wake up.” You heard Juyeon calling your name softly and he shakes your body lightly waking you from your sleep, but your head suddenly felt dizzy and your stomach feels like something been pressing and pushing it making you ran to the bathroom covering your mouth and Juyeon tails you worriedly from the back but stop when you shut the bathroom door on his face.

“Y/N are you okay?” He knock the door softly while you throwing out completely nothing from your system.

“Yeah I’m fine.” You wash your face, flushing the toilet before opening the door revealing him with a concerned look and you force a weak smile at him as he help you walk back to your bed.

“You should call it sick today. You look pale.” He said trying grab your arm but you push his hands away assuring that you were fine and make your way back to your bed lying down and he sit on the edge caressing your arm. You snuggle under your sheet patting the spot next to you asking him to lay down next to you but he didn't move.

“I'm going to cook something for you okay.”

“You don’t have to. Its probably just that time of the month an-” you stop talking when a realization hit you hard. You felt blood rushed to your head when you remember you didn't had your period last month and you're days late this month.

“Hey. What's up?” He touch your hand snapping you from your trance. You stay in silence watching him tilting his head trying to figure out the things in your head before his phone rings and he kiss your forehead excusing himself.

You stare blankly at the pregnancy test sitting on the toilet, it was positive and you're carrying Juyeon's child. You throw the test away rubbing your face harshly with your sweaty palm. You were nervous, and couldn't think of anything. There was too much worries running round your head. What if Juyeon doesn't want this child. What if he left when he never been yours to start with. You didn't realize you're crying and starts to wonder when did it went wrong. You always took your morning after pills right after.

You went to work the next day trying to fight the drowsiness and the feeling of vomiting. You didn't call Juyeon or reply to any of his text since last night. You didn't hate him, you just afraid that he'll hate you. He came during your lunch break gaining some whispers from your co-worker who was oozing for his good looks which you ignores.

“Are you feeling better today?” he asks and you nod looking at your food with pure disgust. You push it further from you taking a sip of your lemon juice that really help your morning sickness. He notices and grab your hand.

“Why aren't you eating?”

“I’m not hungry.”

“But its your favorite.” Your heart swells at his words, touched at how he could remember what you like and what you hate. You smile softly at him caressing the back of his hand with your thumb.

“I know. I had my breakfast a bit late today after sourcing the new painting. No one covered my place yesterday so I’m kind of busy today.”

“Make sure you eat something later okay?” you nod while smiling at him and he mirrored your action making your stomach churn at the way he smile. It was so genuine, transparent that you could see his feeling through his smile and it hurt you. You were wondering, will he act the same when he know you're pregnant.

“Is there something bothering you? You seem so quiet today.”

“Just some headache.”

“Are you sure its just that?” He tucked the strands of your hair to your ears. You nod nervously pressing your lips into a thin line before smiling at him.

“I'll stop by at your place tonight and cook something for you okay?”

Your bed rocked steadily as he thrust into you hands pinning yours above your head while your moans fills the room. You clenched your walls around his cock gracing his size as he thrust was getting faster and sloppier hitting your sweet spot sending you to the edge. Your back arched and he took the opportunity to cup your breast with his lips thrusting even harder before he reached his high. He hold you after, kissing your forehead pulling you closer to him. He rest his hand on your stomach making you nervous and you pull his hand to your chest afraid that he'll notice. You didn't know if your bump was visible or not because you haven't eaten much for the past few days and you hope that he didn't notice the changes on your body. He kisses your shoulder before pulling it to turn your body facing him and he played with your hair a bit before drifting into sleep and so does you.

You realize your bump was getting bigger day by day and your appetite starts to get the best of you while your morning sickness was getting worst. You're glad it was almost winter and you could hide your growing bump from your co-worker. You were just throwing up and you got out from the restroom when Kevin who was standing next to the door shock the life out of you. He had this tight look on his face making you nervous.

“that’s the fourth time this morning.” He said still not smiling. He looked pissed and you fake a laugh to brush the tension between both of you.

“What do you mean?”

“You’re not wearing high heels anymore and I thought you hate flats.”

“My back starting to hurt and it-“ you didn't get to finish your words when he walked closer to you making you walk back timidly until your back touches the walls.

“You’re pregnant and you're hiding it.” Your blood rushes to your head deafening you. If it was someone else you could just spit a lie to their face but not Kevin. You could lie to him left and right but he always figure things out. You bit your lips not knowing what to say looking down.

“Does they know?” your voice came out slow almost like a whisper.

“Who cares if they know. What matters is does he know? Because you look like you're hiding it from him too.” There’s a crack happening inside you and you feel like crying but you bit your lips preventing yourself from doing so.

“No.”

“Why?”

“He just start his life”

“And you're not?” he cut your words sharply making you flinch and tears starts to welling up in your eyes. You chew on your lips looking down fidgeting your finger.

“I’m afraid of how he will react to the news. What if he hate me and the baby. I'm not ready for the rejection.”

“So you're planning to reject him first without asking?”

“You were happy with him and i could tell he's happy too. Changmin know he like you just the way you like him. What's with the hesitation?”

“What if he hates me?”

“Stop with the 'what ifs' Y/N. Stop overthinking and face him.”

“No.”

“Fine. What are you going to do?”

“I’m going to see my mom. I need her.”

“Oh Y/N. What have you done.” He throw his head back frustrated by your stubbornness but he knew that what you need now is support so he come closer to you and wrap his hand around your shoulder. That simple gesture crumbles your walls down and you cried.

You went back to your mother after texting Juyeon and left without seeing him with a heavy heart. He called you few times but you didn't want to pick up, afraid that it'll change your mind and run back to him that instant, you turned you phone off held it close to your chest apologizing to him silently looking out to the window as the bus stride leaving the platform. It get heavy when you saw your house stood tall right in front of your eyes and when your mother came out from the door you broke down and she rushes to you helping you out with your stuff. You told her everything aa soon as you both get into the house.

“He seems like a nice guy.” You smile as your mother scrolling his picture on your phone.

“You really don't want to give him the chance”

“No. I don’t want to deal with another rejection.” Her gut twisted at your word, a huge wave of guilt washes her and she stare at you lovingly caressing your hair and you look up to her with a bitter smile that hurt her. Your father really left a deep scar inside you and she despise him for that.

“You will be a great mom.” She stroke your hair back then touches your bump making you smile.

“Can i stay with you?” you asks shocking her.

“What are your plan? You cant just leave like that.”

“I just don’t want to see him at the moment.”

“Then stay here until you're ready. You know you can't hide from him forever. Its not fair for you to compare him with your dad Y/N. As far as I heard you talk about him, he was different. You father was abusive since the start of our relationship and Juyeon isn't. From what you've been telling me about him, he's a total sweetheart.” Your heart break when your mom mentions his name and you cried leaning to your mother shoulder.

“I don't want to ruin his life.”

“Hey, having a children does not make your life ruin. Look at me, my life is a blessing since you were born. Look at us now, look at yourself. We're happy even without that bastard who calls himself your father.” She pulls you tighter and you finally could smile looking up at her before laying on the couch, head on her lap as she stroke your hair gently.

Kevin was checking on the list for the new art for the upcoming bidding event replacing you who’s on leave when his co-worker comes for him telling him someone wanted to see him and he walk out from the storage room straight to the reception to see Juyeon.

“Do you know where Y/N is?” He asks as soon as they both seated at the restaurant not far from the gallery.

“I do.” Kevin restrain himself from telling the about everything but by thinking of your emotional state knowing how sensitive a pregnant woman could be, he stay silent and answer only when being asked.

“She haven’t been answering my calls and text. She was kind of sick before she left. I'm sorry, I’m just worried.”

“She had something to do back at her mother's.” He try not lying too much to Juyeon but he was curious. “Juyeon can i ask you something?” He leans forward clasping his hands together looking at Juyeon curiously.

“Do you love her?” He nods without a moment of hesitation.

“Why she isn’t your girlfriend then?”

“I was planning to ask but changmin told me once that she’s don't like being committed, so I just decided to take it slow then.”

“Of course that dumb ass.” Kevin lean back to his chair cursing Changmin inside his head.

“I didn't want to push her,” Juyeon look down, and Kevin could hear the hurt in his voice but he didn't dare to say anything but to feel bad for him.

“Is that why she left? Because I didn't confess?”

“No Juyeon, she must have her own reason, just give her time okay. Her last relationship really took a toll on her and it took her years to move on.” He smile assuringly to Juyeon.

“You seems close to her.”

“Well yeah, we live in the same neighborhood back in Gwanju. Basically grew up together.”

You lay down looking out to the dark sky letting your mind wander back to Juyeon. Its been two month since you left the city and your boss rejected your resignation letter tell you to come back whenever you want. You told her about your situation and as a single mother too, she understands right away. She even propose you to be transferred to the branch back in Gwanju but you declined, so you end up working from home. Your co-worker knew too, they even called to congratulate you and you were touched, feeling glad they didn't ask too many question. You missed them, you wanted to come back to work but you’re not ready to face Juyeon yet no matter how much you miss him. You caressed your growing bump gently feeling them fluttered inside you making you smile. It was twin they said and that's why your bump were bigger than the one who carries only one.

You took Juyeon's picture from your bedside table, looking at it longingly then place it on your chest. It still hurt, thinking about him. You missed him and you hate yourself for doing this to him. You heard your mom called you from downstairs and you were struggling to sit and you take your time to stand up, placing back the frame on the table. But before you could put your feet down on the floor, your door swung open startling you and you saw Kevin running towards you with a big smile on his face with a neatly wrapped present on his hand.

“Y/N.” He beamed kneeling down until his face was directly in front of your baby bump. “How was my twin.” He ask actually talking to your bump and he cup your bump with his both hands. You've been updating your condition to him everyday and he was always exited to hear it from you.

“A bit fussy but they're fine.”

“four month isn't it?”

“five.”

“They’re so big. Like you’re going to give birth anytime soon.”

“Yah. Is that how you’re calling me fat now?” You scoffed and he ignores you still talking to your bump.

“Uncle brought you a present.” He cup his cheek on your bump and you could feel them flutters kick right on Kevin's cheek making him squirmed in happiness.

“Oh my god they kissed me.”

“more like kicking you.” You rolled your eyes.

“you grumpy little shit.”

“Hey no cursing infront of my babies.” You smack the back of his neck making him scowls and you giggles at him.

“when are you coming back?” He asks helping you walking down the stairs.

“until i'm ready.”

“Its been two month. We missed you.”

“did you cleaned my apartment when im gone.”

“Yeah, Juyeon been helping me.” He hands you letter from your apartment. You face fell at the mentions of his name.

“He loves you Y/N.” You ignored him and the sharp stab inside your heart by opening every letter mostly from banks and your bills.

“Y/N listen to me.” He snaps.

“He’s hurt. Its not fair for you to hurt him just because you're scared that he treated you like your father.” You look in disbelief, he was no right to mention your father and he know he had pushed the right button.

“Kevin.” You snaps back at him.

“i’m sorry to say that. But Juyeon is not your father, he's been waiting for you every single day since the day you left. He went to our gallery and your apartment. He was blaming himself for not confessing earlier and tell you that he loves you.”

“If you had no other thing to say just leave.”

“No. He's right Y/N.” Your mom came from the kitchen, wiping her hands on the cloth and you look at her with a frown for siding with your cousin.

“Please give this man a chance. Just one chance, if he refuse you can just pack up everything and move back here. For your babies sake. They need their father.”

“I never needed mine, they will be fine.”

“Oh that what’s i thought too back then when your father left. But you had been searching for him your whole life didn't you?”

“How do you know that?”

“I know, i know everything, and i know he rejected you when you found him.” You burst into tears at her words. You were hiding it from her because you didn't want her to feel bad for you. You look down to your bump hiding your face from them both. Kevin hold your both hands and you let him.

“I know that rejection still affect you, and i still blame myself for not telling him about you and he end up thinking you doesn't exist. And it kills me you had to found out what kind of man he is yourself. Please, for the sake of your babies, try him. And if he refuse, you can pack everything and stay here with me,”

“Tell him that you are pregnant, at least when your children grow up and decides to look for him, they wont have to go through the same thing as you did. I'm so sorry for that honey.” She kneeled in front of you, hands rested on your knee while you cover you face with your both hands. She was crying too, but you couldn't look at her and you let your head fall to Kevin's shoulder letting him pat your back.

You were welcomed when you step foot on the gallery. You hugged co-worker one by one and let them touch your bump and they were a bit shock by the size of your five months bump. The day went well and everything seems to be the same and you were glad it somehow distract you from thinking too much about Juyeon. You didn't went out during lunch break because you bring your own food and mostly because you didn’t want to bump into Juyeon, you decided to call him when you find your courage.

Juyeon took the usual detour from work to his apartment just to walk past your house, its been his routine since you left. sometimes he asks for your keys from Kevin just to stop by stayed for a while laying down on your bed where your scent still lingers and sometimes he stare at where you always sit while watching movie, the kitchen counter where you always cook his favorite food, every corner of the house haunts him with your memory and its the only thing that could mend his heart.

He stop for a moment outside of the three floor shared house, his eyes lingers at the second floor longer, at the door, window, just hoping for the light to flickers indicating that you were there, its fine if you didn't want to see him anymore as long as he know that you're alive and doing well. He stare long before looking down, turning on his heels to walk back to his apartment. He stop when he saw Kevin got out from his car not far from him and was about to call him when the passenger seat door open revealing you, his heart dropped a thousand feet when he saw your side profile then you turn your back on him looking for something from your bag while Kevin done taking out the groceries from the back. You gained so much some weight but and he glad that you've been eating well.

“Y/N. Shut the door for me.” Kevin called walking towards you with hands full of groceries.

“Only if you say please.” You teased making Juyeon chuckled bitterly. How he missed hearing your voice again.

“Pretty please.” He could heard your little giggle making his heart flutters to the sound. He wanted to run to you so bad but he didn't want you to run from him anymore. He wait for you to turn around and when you did, the first thing he notice was your bulging tummy then he saw your face, god how much he missed you but it was bothering him, is that you're pregnant. He then turn his head to Kevin, who was waiting for you and when you get to him, you immediately lace your arm with him. He grasp his aching chest, his breath hitched and he felt his blood rushed to his head dizzying him, forcing himself to walk away.

“Is Kevin and Y/N together?” He ask Changmin who was watching horror movie as soon as he got out from bathroom.

“What do you mean? Their moms are twins. How are they even together?” He was taken aback by the new information, Kevin never mention it to him.

“Didn’t know that.” He was puzzled, trying to figure who was the father of your child.

“They never really tell anybody. No one knew. We figure it our self.”

“She’s pregnant.” His voice came out as a whisper but Changmin catch it and immediately look back to him and was about to congratulate his friend. But Juyeon tight expression confuses him.

“Why aren’t you happy?”

“What do you mean?” juyeon ask back confusing him.

“Well if she pregnant isn't it yours?” he stated a matter of fact. Pausing the movie turning his upper body completely facing Juyeon.

“No we met five months ago and i know how big five month bumps are.” Changmin brow knitted together looking at the other guy questioningly.

“So are you saying she's having Kevin's baby?” He snorts shaking his head thinking how nonsense Juyeon are being.

I don’t know.” He mumbled before walking to his room leaving Changmin with his movie.

You were still tossing and turn on your bed when you heard a knock on your door. It was past midnight and you felt your stomach churned with every knock. You got up and walked slowly to the door hoping that whoever was on the other side didn't heard your footsteps. You peeked through the peek hole and stunned when you saw Juyeon standing outside looking down. You stayed silent for a while and he knocked again making you flinch.

“Y/N i know you're in there.” You heard his voice muffled calling you and god how much you missed his voice that you had to cover your quivering lips to hide your whimper. You broke down that instant walking slowly to the door touching it trying to feel his presence from the other side of the door.. You missed him, but you're scare, nervous. What should you say to him and how should you explain things to him.

“Y/N please. I just want to talk.”

“Go away Juyeon. I don’t want to see you.”

“Why? What did I do wrong. Tell me. Please Y/N,” He asked and you stay silence, knowing very well that he wasn't the one who at fault. You cover you lips with your hand as your tears flow like a river.

“I'm sorry if I hurt you,” You could hear his voice break at every words and it kills you.

“I know its too late but I just want you to know that I love you,” He bit his lips leaning his head on the door, both hands on the door.

“I missed you.” He couldn't hold his tears anymore and it falls.

“Its yours.” Kevin words left him appalled and he had a hard time registering his words.

“Don’t lie. We met five months ago her bumps are too big for five months.”

“She’s having a twin Juyeon.”

“Why is she running from me?”

“She thought you didn't want the baby.”

“I never said that.”

“She was too afraid being rejected by you.”

“I love her. How could I reject her.”

“She’s been dealing with rejection her whole life. He abandoned her mother not knowing that she was pregnant and Y/N been searching for him her whole life and when she found him, he said he didn't want to had anything to do with her.”

“Y/N please, I love you. Give me a chance please.” He fell on his knees begging again and again. And he promised himself that he wont stop until you give him a chance to be a father to your child. To his child.

You open the door slowly and saw him kneeling down covering his face, probably didn't heard you. His shoulder shudders slowly, you got on your own knees slowly holding your bump. You hesitate at first but you stroke his hair back anyway making him snap his head instantly his face red, still crying. His frown was lifted when he saw you, a smile, a big one replacing the frown and god how much you missed his smile. He pulled you closer taking you into his arm and you could feel the heat radiating from his body, you lean your head on his shoulder while stroking the back of his back gently, shushing him.

“I’m sorry. It wasn't your fault. I was a coward, stop blaming yourself.” You tightens the hug letting him snuggles on the crook of your neck. You let him stay until the shuddering of his shoulder stopped.

He then pull away and look down to your bump before looking up back to you with pure happiness and excitement.

“Our twin.” He smiled making your heart swells at him. He touched your bump with the palm of his hand, and your twins reacted to his touch, fluttering like they were excited too. Like they knew it was the touch of their father.

“Oh my god. Are they kicking?” He asked excitedly before taking your both elbow pulling you standing up slowly. “You shouldn’t be kneeling like this.” You giggled at his excitement and let him lead you to your couch.

“I’m sorry Juyeon. I was scared and I didn't want to be your burden.” You wipe your damp cheek before wiping his and let your hand lingers on his skin, looking at him lovingly.

“Kevin told me about that,” He looked down to your bump before looking back at you.

“But please don't leave me ever again, never think of yourself as a burden. We can always figures things out. We can sort thing and the most important thing is, we need a bigger home for our little angels.” You bit your lips smiling watching as he caressed your baby bump gently, kissing it. There’s a sense of relief washing over you and you had to clutch your chest holding it from bursting. You thanked your mom silently for convincing you to come back, you stroke his hair taking his attention away from your bump, he look up to you smiling lovingly.

“I love you Juyeon,” You said, biting your lips letting your tears fall, and he wipe it right away pulling you into his warm embrace caressing your hair.

“I love you more than anything Y/N.”

THE END.

A/N: My first attempt writing a long detailed smut, it was supposed to be short and just smut, but y’know i always got carried away when it comes to writing. I hope you enjoy this one. I like to call this porn with plot. lol, sorry just had to. Please enjoy. I love youuuu.

#the boyz scenarios #the boyz #tbz scenarios #tbz #tbz smut #the boyz juyeon #lee juyeon #tbz lee juyeon #lee juyeon scenarios #lee juyeon smut #tbz drabbles #the boyz drabbles #juyeon oneshot #juyeon

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twewy-comix · 3 years

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the big one-oh - let’s watch twewy

only two more after this!!!

LAST TIME: EVERYTHING SUCKS

“neku wake up! you fucked up big time” “beat”

they decide to go check out where they can get with their keypin. also a dude walks through neku and he hears his twitter feed

it’s indeed become homogenous - once known for being full of all sorts of individuals with their own viewpoints, it has been reduced to a wasteland of people shuffling about like zombies. not a single unique thought to be found. the same phrases, repeating endlessly, mindlessly...

...and that’s just what twitter was like BEFORE the replies meme amirite (canned laughter) (wild applause)

「えっ、ハネコマってハネコマ？」kawaii

and if there’s one person we can always trust, it’s joshua

anyway they continue their search for konishi

love this cat

thot detected

murder!

thot detected

after doing some murder and awkwardly-timed feelings jams, neku and beat find a wall that’s all fucky. i wonder who could possibly have done this

kawaii

they go through to udagawa, where the air is thick with space cat powder. the source seems to be the weird sigil sho drew, so neku tries taking pictures of the past to figure out wtf happened. he doesnt explain how it works to beat because “there’s no time,” which im sure won’t bite him in the ass later

(happy birthday tsudaken)

oh hey it’s our pals kariya and uzuki im sure they know what happened here

jk it’s a boss fight

the anime’s weirdly inconsistent about when it shows blood or not, huh

beat manages to knock uzuki’s red skull pin off, which im not sure was a thing in the game?

they realize they can reverse the brainwashing this way and remove kariya’s pin too, thus avoiding any senseless murder

honestly i didnt rly like how this scene was the last we see uzuki and kariya in the game*, so if the anime is changing that im fine with it. Let Them Live

(i mean theyre in neo twewy so we know they live) (but i thought they were double-dead for nine years, dammit)

*(but the last time i talked about that ppl got mad at me lmao)

haha... sure u are ;)

THE WHOLE BUILDING’S FUCKED UP (AND NOBODY NOTICED???)

oh ok. in the game beat just grabs the camera and uses up all the photos and they find something useful by pure luck lol

oh shit they found his catnip stash

hey havent we seen that design on an evil sky laser recently

yeah from an evil sky laser

oh. that too

anyway there’s a gold key pin in the envelope and a letter that says “try not to get killed by konishi”

wasnt he trying to help joshua get into the river? yet he had this keypin all along?? what gives??? you have to watch the secret reports OVA to find out

oh no

yeah and the weird art installation’s in the way too

male gaze

OH COME ON THEYRE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE

nope, nothing to see here, move along

murder accusation #2...

...ignored

(he doesn’t say megs/megu-chan here. fascinating)

OH. UH. OKAY

some context: here’s the game’s version of this scene:

nine years ago i drew this comic based on that scene (which i re-uploaded earlier today):

but i hadnt read the secret reports yet back then, and on my second or third playthrough i thought “oh maybe he actually meant hanekoma here”

also earlier today i was musing on that and thinking “nah, probably not, but given how the anime framed his resurrection it’d be really funny if he was” because hanekoma was RIGHT BEHIND HIM

but here we are. he really was looking for hanekoma, who was right behind him. that answers that!!!

but i guess the question here is: is hanekoma the composer? or rather, does sho think hanekoma is the composer?

(i know the answer ofc. probably.)

anyway yeah it’s funny. and also way funnier after i said “nah probably not, he couldnt POSSIBLY be THAT much of a dumbass”

no, dude, you cant tap him on the screen or he’ll just teleport all over the goddamn place. you gotta aim your shots through him, like the guy you really wanna hit is standing behind this asshole

unfortunately not everyone can be a super awesome gamer like me so they get their asses kicked. and--wait what

day six....? in the game they were on the last day, right? what do they need an extra day for?? and by they i mean the writers

bunp

NEXT TIME: THE END EXCEPT NOT BECAUSE THERE’S TWO EPISODES LEFT BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THEYRE GONNA DO ALMOST EVERYTHING IN THE NEXT ONE AND IDK HOW THEYLL HAVE ENOUGH TO FILL THE LAST

#the male gaze shots return with a vengeance

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nightswithkookmin · 3 years

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GOING ON A HIATUS

Thanks to everyone who's taken the time out to read my posts and has enjoyed it so far. It's really been fun and entertaining exchanging thoughts and having these much deeper ship discussions.

I thought this issue was gonna go away but I woke up this morning to more people messaging me about finding my last video analysis on several other platforms without appropriate credit.

But that's not disturbing. The disturbing part is the people sliding into people's DM'S on other platforms to get them to take down my video because they don't want people sharing my content on other platforms as they believe it would only make my blog popular.

For those worried about this whole credit business, thanks for showing this much concern for me? I really appreciate the love and concern if it's from a genuine place of concern. Thank you...

I think some of you already know this by now or might have figured it out, I am a law student, I am very much well aware what is and what isn't within my rights? Lol

I honestly didn't see this whole credit thingy as a big deal. It's not. Not to me. Lol. I repost people's photos without credit too all the time. Often, it's because I don't know who to credit and most time my lazy ass just forgets to. Lol. I think it's normal? It's inconsequential I mean.

The videos I use are usually often water marked by the appropriate owners so I don't go through the hustle of figuring this whole credit business out. If I should decide to come back here again I will check that habit of mine?

While this whole credit business is not a big deal to me, malicious slander and defamation to my character is and I don't take it lightly.

It has been brought to my attention that some Jikookers from Tumblr have since been sliding into people's DM's on other platforms asking them to take down my video and or remove the credit they give to my post.

They are telling people I am problematic, calling me the Taekook Lives of the Jikook community. That I have been spreading lies about Jikook, that the Jikook Tumblr community hates me or something like that and to further caricaturize me and make me appear more evil in order to get people to turn on me and hate me, they make up the most ridiculous lies about me claiming that I believe a notorious serial killer is innocent.

Now I have since deleted my YT account because I don't want my colleagues to find out I am into shipping too lol- shipping is a guilty pleasure of mine and I know how this fandom works unfortunately. I've been a silent part of it since 2014. I mean it's started already. The Doxing and shit.

The original post under which these replies are from couldn't save sadly as my account has been deleted but you can see from my notifications the general feel of what my interests outside shipping looks like.

I am interested in a myriad of topics, from literature, Aliens, writing, Harry Potter, history, activism, advocacy, philosophy, law, politics, NASA, and mystery and murder among other things.

My quora is mostly filled with notifications from my Book community and True crime community and often I do share my thoughts and answer questions with regards to the psychology of murderers, legal evidence, notorious villains in literature- well I guess now you know the kind of lawyer I want to be if and when I'm able to complete law school.

But what has my interest in these topics got to do with Jikook and shipping please?? How does this prove I hate Jikook and spread lies about them?

This Kookie Min Monsta person slipped into someone's DMS and asked the person who had put up my video analysis to take it down or discredit me because to her I am problematic. She is not the only one.

You want so bad to paint me black- no pun intended just to win an argument? You claim I am the evil malicious person here but I am not the one sliding into people's dms trying to take credit away from people for their hardwork, spreading hate and negative energy, making things up to manipulate people's perception of others and get them to hate and turn on them- and all because of A SHIP? Damn. This is pathetic.

Who died and made you the gatekeeper of the jikook shipping community? Honestly antics like these don't work on me try again.

I made a video commentary on my Booktube YT account- yes I am part of the book YouTube community as well sue me or better still slip into their inboxes and tell them I voted for Trump therefore I hate chipmunks.

The commentary I made on YT months ago was when I was in the highs of finding a new passion and it was on Ann Rule's book, The Stranger Besides Me- a true crime novel on Ted Bundy which I found so poorly written that at the end of the book it left with me wondering whether or not Ted Bundy was guilty at all!

The Author's writing style which deviates from most writing styles of True Crime novels I have read gave me trust issues as I stated in the video. It felt more as if she was writing a made up fictional novel than an actual True Crime novel but because she knew Ted Bundy in person she made it seem as if we just had to believe her account.

Then there was this whole thing about the police not being able to match the DNA samples taken from his rape victims, to his own Semen because his Semen was DNAless- in lay man's terms. I'll spare you the technicalities involved.

As I stated in that video, I do believe Ted Bundy was guilty but I do not have much faith in the Judicial system, or criminal procedures or even the Author of that book- a sentiment most people within the true crime community share as well. We just had differing views on whether the writer's style took away from the narrative and waters down on the extent of Bundy's guilt.

We had a Similar conversation about Chris Watt. If the community I was engaging in didn't have a problem with my commentary why do you? Please don't meddle in things you know nothing about. It's embarrassing.

The conversation about whether or not Ted Bundy is innocent is moot but a philosophical one. It has nothing to do with Ted Bundy's guilt but more so the criminal procedures involved in his case and the different accounts that exists surrounding his case.

He was electrocuted, he confessed to his crimes no damn person with brains would think or assume he is innocent and I never said anything of that nature drew any conclusions to that effect.

Besides, I moved on from Ted Bundy a long time ago. Now I am into the Serial Killer who writes death poems and signs it off with drawings of the size of his dick at his crime scenes- mind your own business please or don't and let's have an intellectual discourse about him? Lmho.

I am also into cat memes if you care to know and have a whole IG dedicated to cat memes. I believe human beings are the most dumbest species in all the galaxies and when the Aliens arrive I am snitching.

When my mind is at rest, I often wonder if Aliens have masculinity complex and if they do whether or not their masculinity is contingent on the size of their dicks or whether they have to engage in a battle to the death with an alien grizzly bear to determine who is the man.

I love BTS memes too- a little too much and often end up debating over the internet with random people over whether BTS memes are funnier than cat memes- I'm weird, true. But how does all of that make me a bad person?

It's crazy how these people can go on these other platforms to ask people to take down the credits to my posts as well as my posts itself but can't ask people who run to these other platforms with misinterpretations of my work to take those down.

Instead they come on here to call me out for people's interpretations of my work?? It doesn't work that way. You are the author of your own opinion and interpretation of other people's work. You don't call out the original author for someone's opinion of their work. If that were so I would be emailing Stephanie Meyer for Anna Todd and her After series. Get some education.

I have since blocked this person and others whose Tumblr I have been able to find thanks to all those that's helped me finding them on here.

My gf also tried reaching out to the persons who shared my post after we realised this was becoming an issue and had asked them to credit her or my blog- but honestly I don't care about that yet she won't give it a rest. Lol. My ride or die this one. Sigh.

However, we realized soon that this is not about 'stealing' credit- can't call someone out for not giving credit when I suck at that myself. Lol.

This is about people's malicious intentions and their attempts to silence me and take away my right to freedom of expression however way that they can. This is wrong and evil.

I honestly don't care for all these ship politics these people are engaged in. I've had enough intelligent conversations to know the distinction between arguments that flows from bruised egos and actual conversations around a subject matter.

This whole I am right, she is wrong politics... y'all get that the point of having an opinion is not to be right, right? We all cant have the same perspective and you can't call someone a liar for holding views that is different from yours. That is a bizarre mentality to have.

As I stated in my post, that content I made was a rebuttal to the Taekook theories running around on the internet alleging JK glared at Tae when he pulled on his shoulder because he was jealous Tae and Jin were having fun behind him. He wasn't. He was worried Tae was gonna expose him and JM holding hands behind Suga.

If you don't think they were holding hands then Taekookers were right and his reaction was because he was Jealous of Taejin I guess...

But thats your truth. That's not my truth. I don't believe Taekook is real. JK isn't jealous of Taejin he is not Twelve- but then again he was sneaking around behind Suga holding his boyfriend's hands so I guess he is twelve? Lol. Jikook!

Do you.

But please stop the evil malicious attacks and seek immediate help. There is such a thing as right and wrong and this is just plain wrong. Your Karma and chakra are in the negative nodes and you need to fix it. It is not funny anymore.

Thank you to everyone who has shown genuine concerns for me in the past few days and thank you so much for trying to stand up for me. There are good people on here and I have met and interacted with a lot of them and thank you so much for such a wonderful experience and insightful discussions.

I don't hate people because of our differences in thoughts, beliefs, opinions. There's always room for dissenting opinions in every sphere. At the very least, we can agree to disagree and shake on it. But You can't make up shit about people just to prove your opinion is right and their opinions and views which differ from yours are 'wrong.

I am not a victim though, and they are not bullies, psst. They are just vile pathetic human beings exposing the greens of their insides. What you do says more about who you are as a person and human being. And this is who they are.

Just be a nice decent human being. That's what this world needs. Fix whatever is broken inside of you and free your mind and spirit. Hate is never the answer.

I'm going to be away for a while because I have studies, work and other interests I want to pursue at the moment- it's just my AADD flaring up so if you see me henceforth raving about Nana at least you'd know why. Lol. She's wrecking my Jimin bias. Lmho.

Spread positivity, do the right thing, stand up for a good cause and keep supporting Jikook. Jikook is real.

Until we meet again.

Signed,

GOLDY

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3: Over time people have found a way to make potions last longer, but theres also a way to make them permanent until a different potion counteracts it, but its very hard to do this and most people die trying to do it because the potion gets highly unstable that even a simple tap can make the potion explode. Raq knew how to make a potion permanent, so after managing to successfully make a permanent one, he just had to throw it on Ran and wait until he was left alone to get him.

4: The fishermen have made a pretty soild plan to follow when this reaction to touch is suspected to be happening. First they of course ask him if touch is ok, and if he says no then they just stay by and give him a blanket. If he cant/doesn't respond then they decide to not touch him incase it causes a bad reaction. And still remain nearby, but they also attempt to comfort him more directly by sitting as close as possible and repeating comforting words and sentences to him.

10: Oh definitely, in fact the fact that Ran is blind almost starts a fight when Asidi reaches to grab Ran and Grievous gets in the way, yelling at him to back off. Which gets not only Asidi mad but also makes Ran afraid. Which just ramps up the tension ten fold. To the point there may be a full out fist fight, until Lucia thankfully notices Rans predicament and manages to get them inside for the antidote, with Siren stepping up to talk to Asidi. A antidote for a permanent blindness potion would consist of a mix of water and milk, a fermented spider eye to temporarily weaken his immune systems so the antidote can get fully in, a Ghast tear (regeneration so slowly allow the sight back as to not overwhelm the person), and a golden carrot (its a vision based ingredient in general), and glistening melon (healing to help push the blindness out while also just numbing the person in general). Then a day later or when signs start to show of the vision coming back, a potion of strength to help the immune system strengthen back up and help get the last bit of the blindness potion out hopefully. Most potions do have a counter potion, but it's only the really complex or permanent potions that have a deemed antidote (difference is the counter is just 1 potion and 1 or 2 ingredients. A antidote is a mix of multiple different potions and ingredients making it more complex). It takes Ran longer than he'd like to admit to get used to it again, he has to do small practices like walking around or running around a room, picking up a pencil and writing, just doing simple hand eye coordination exercises to get used to sight again. But at first when his sight starts to slowly come back he starts to relax a bit more, he's still scared and clings to someone until its almost fully back though. And then he just starts having Watson or Benjamin around to help him get used to it again. He is deeply embarrassed when he learns how he acted when he was blind, and it takes a while for him to regain his confidence/get used to the idea that everyone saw him like that. But they help him feel better by telling embarrassing stories about themselves so he doesnt feel like he's alone and the gladiators have a one on one session with him saying how their proud of him and feel like their closer now, to which Ran does agree. And when it comes to Ranbob, the two aren't super close yet, but close enough they can be close toghere and alone toghere without anything happening. So when Ran learns Ranbob was the only one able to truly comfort him, he isnt super happy, but is almost like satisfied or content. He doesn't mind and it even gets him thinking a bit.

12: That was funnier to me than it should've been

13: You didn't do anything we just love to cause chaos when given the chance. And I did tell them that and they were very happy and just said "Ima Little gremlin 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈" then disappeared for the rest of the day.

14: All of the above. But mostly because of curiosity. The idea that theres a immortal god just out there is incredibly fascinating to them and Jackie especially really wants to meet him. Watson and the fishermen are more hesitant to the thought of meeting Foolish. Mostly because he is a god that could easily kill them, and maybe trespassing onto his property isn't the best idea? But Jackie isnt taking no for an answer and he will forcefully drag everyone with him. They wouldn't know but you did give me a idea of what if Raq has a totem and when Raq blinds Ran they think that they killed Raq, but instead he slips away. And no one notices til its to late.

15: Oh yes, Edward is mid telling of how Ranboo was always so socially shy and tried his best to seem invisible, as Ran and Ranbob throw snowballs and agure in the background. And Edward is telling of how Ranboo was so scared of destroying Technoblades property as he was scared he'd get kicked out as Ran and Jackie are just hasitly digging up the ground in the background in a race. He does also tell them how much Ranboo used to go mining for fun, so often he went mining that he actually became the richest person in the SMP and beyond all because he was bored. While on the way there Cletus and Isaac where complaining about how much they had to mine just to get a few bits of iron. Edward also shared how little Ranboo knew of his enderman side and how he suffered because of it, making the brothers thankful that they had a enderman hybrid mom, and even teachers who took time to teach them about their enderman side and how to please it and its limits. It also gets embarrassing when Edward asks for stories about Ran and Ranbob. Especially when Watson jumps up to tell an embarrassing story about Ran. Even the brothers get in on it and share stories about Mizu. Jackie, Isaac, Charles, and Ranbob all sit around Edward when its time to tell stories about the SMP. And Edward has actually started private lessons with the brothers to teach them the enderian language after he finds out their enderian is extremely rusty and out of date.

Also I wanted to include this in my timeline submission but I forgot to so have it here. Although I said I want this to be a primarily Tales focused au I just can't help but imagine Phil, Karl, Ranboo, Tubbo, Techno (plus maybe Quackity, Bad, and Sapnap) being sucked into the future by a failure from Karls watch and them having to work with the gladiator and fishermen groups to find their way home. But that would probably be another au.

3: Oh, interesting. So Raq managed to corner Ran? How did he do that? How did everyone feel about them getting split off from Ran only to find him blind and terrified?

4: That sounds really nice of them, actually. I’m glad he’s got a good support system. If the gladiators ever had to deal with it themselves(maybe the Fishermen got temporarily separated, or something), how would they go about it, and how would they fare?

10: Aww, they’re protective of him. Good, he needs someone to be! It’s for the best that fight never really started, that definitely would have made things a lot worse, huh? Antidotes sound really interesting, honestly. Definitely off track of your AU, but if you ever have the time, what kind of antidotes would your world building use for other potions, and which potions could be made permanent? Very glad he gets his sight back though. He’s content with it? Curious, curious.

12: I’ll do it, don’t make me!

13: Yeah, that fits the bill alright. They are a gremlin, and it’s good that they’ve acknowledged that. Also, you saying they just disappeared for the rest of the day makes it sound like they just poofed out of thin air until midnight for feeding time.

14: Jackie wants to see god, and so he will. Maybe fight him too, but that’s up for debate. And also ‘until it’s too late’? Anon, what happens? What’s Raq gonna do? Which of the poor children are gonna suffer from this?

15: FGHJK-

Edward: Ah, yes. That Ranboo. So polite and well-mannered.

His descendants: *screaming in the background*

Edward: So, so well-mannered.

Also, I want funny stories about Ranbob and Ran. Can I have funny stories about them? Please, Anon?

Them ending up in the future actually sounds pretty interesting, especially considering the group and who they end up with. Honestly, if you’re up for talking, I’d love to hear about it. Maybe you could make it like a spin-off from this AU, or something? Not canon, but a fun idea? I think, I’m not entirely sure how spin-offs work, if I’m being honest.

#dream smp #Brothers AU #dream smp au #tales from the smp #ranbob

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The Royal Report– A Crown of Candy Ep 1

There Is Strength in Sweetness

Much like the years, the seasons of D20 start coming and they don’t stop coming. Fantasy High: Sophomore Year is barely in the record books and we’re already jumping into our new season--the Game of Thrones/Candyland mashup: A Crown of Candy!

If y’all have been with me since Sophomore Year then you know that I did very in depth recaps of every episode with a very specific format but I’m gonna try something new for this season.

The format might change a little between episodes as I figure out what works best so bear with me but the plan is to do more highlights and opinions than a blow by blow. But, like, we’ll see what happens.

So, anyway, saddle up your Meep and let’s visit Candia--one of the six kingdoms of the land of Calorum (aka: a fridge. We see you Brennan, it’s a fridge). Twenty years ago, the Ravening Wars wreaked havoc but they’re currently in a time of peace which (mostly) everybody is psyched about.

Meet the Family

This is not a new observation but, while most seasons of Fantasy High focus on found family, this season is all about family-family, specifically, the royal family of Candia and their associates.

We’re first introduced to Murph’s character--Sir Theobald Gumbar (Level 3 Eldritch Knight)--who is the a huge, golden-armored, gummy bear, leader of the Tartguard, protector of the royal family, and the logical endpoint of Murph’s lawful good predilections. Sir Theo is, of course, on time with bells on for the big Saint’s Day/Coming of Age birthday party for the twin princesses of House Rocks. Unfortunately, he’s clearly never seen The Little Mermaid because when the heralds announce the princesses, they don’t show up. Frustrated, he goes to try and find them.

The first place he checks is with Zac’s character, Chancellor Lapin Cadbury (Level 3 Celestial Warlock). He is (in no particular order) the royal tutor, a chocolate bunny, an official of the main state sanctioned church of Calorum (the Bulbian Church), and a pompous ass. Oh, one more thing? He and Theobald can’t stand each other. There is nothing funnier than two very proper grown men who hate each other's guts. Sir Theo shows up to his classroom where the princesses are having a lesson--or at least they’re supposed to be. Further inspection shows that they’ve just left two straw dummies in their place. Classic.

So, we pan out to the city to meet my favorite characters so far (I absolutely play favorites but I also disclose when I’m doing it so I think I’m in the clear) the twin princesses/chaos gremlins--Jet and Ruby Rocks (both level 1 Rogues) played by Emily and Siobhan. Theo may not have seen The Little Mermaid but the twins have def seen Aladdin, because their number one pastime seems to be escaping the palace to roam the city--hilariously illustrated when they chuck a gem into a peasant's bag and his reaction is a super nonplussed, “Guess the princesses escaped again.” They’re got the Disney Princess-itis really bad because both of them feel stifled by palace life and want more--specifically, Jet wants to be a warrior and resents having been born in peacetime (especially since she’s slightly older and in line for the throne) and Ruby wants to run off and join the circus as an acrobat. They are total twin BFFs to the point that their Thieves Cant has been reskinned to Twinspeak which is a detail I love so much (and that will become unspeakably tragic if something happens to one of them Brennan).

Jet gets a letter from her secret crush Thad, an Avocado from Fructera (these are the sentences I am being forced to write this season folks) and schemes with Ruby about how they can get to Comida (the capital city) to meet him--possibly by sweet talking Theobald which is easy because he’s so thirsty for respect. Sure enough, Theobald and Lapin soon find them, following their path of destruction and the princesses are brought back to the castle.

Back at the castle, we’re introduced to Lou’s character--King Amethar Rocks (Level 3 Storm Herald Barbarian)--who is having a somber moment, surrounded by the statues of his four older sisters who died in the Ravening Wars, leading his reluctant taking of the throne. He’s interrupted by Lord Calroy (his right hand guy and a full ass talking slice of cake because Brennan is trying to break me this season but I refuse to give him the satisfaction) who lets him know that his daughters have escaped and his delighted reaction immediately lets us know which side of the family they take after.

Finally (at least wrt PCs), we meet Ally’s character--Liam Wilhelmina of House Jawbreaker (Level 2 Ranger) who is a political prisoner/ward of House Rocks and a soft, outdoorsy, mountain kid who is perpetually followed around by his pet pig--Peppermint Preston whose death will absolutely force to me to Google “Best Denny’s Parking Lots for Fistfights.” He misses his dad but not his dick brothers because Ally isn’t allowed to have a fully happy family in any season. Liam is from the disgraced House Jawbreaker and his brothers seem to expect him to try and off the King while he’s in their orbit. While he’s in the woods, looking for seeds (as one does) he finds and accidentally breaks an important looking teacup, which we’ll get back to.

The other important character we meet this episode is an NPC--Queen Caramelinda, mother of the princesses, wife of Amethar, and keeper of 100% of the impulse control of House Rocks. She’s the main disciplinarian to Jet and Ruby, the clear decision-maker in the kingdom, and the only literate one out of her and her husband. She also seems to be the only character that respects Lapin’s authority.

An Inciting Incident

So, with all our characters assembled, all that’s left is the plot hook which Caramelinda provides in the form of a personal letter from Emperor Gustavo--the head honcho of the entire realm and his old friend--to Amethar. He’s not doing well health-wise and he needs to name an heir that’s not related to him at a big tourney that he’s personally inviting Amethar to. Amethar is a little slow on the uptake but Caramelinda eventually connects to dots for him that it seems very likely that Gustavo is going to name him emperor.

Amethar is not vibing with that information at all but Caramelinda basically holds him by the ear until he reluctantly agrees to go--though he insists that Ruby and Jet also come along to keep him company. Caramelinda only agrees on the condition that Lapin goes with. She also invites Liam (who is caught off guard but game) and Sir Theo is basically going by default. Caramelinda is staying home to hold down the fort but the talking slice of cake is going because Brennan hates me and doesn’t want me to be happy.

The traveling party is chosen, the twins have been gifted with sick, inherited weapons from their aunts: Flickorice--the Twizzing Blade (Jet) and Sourscratch--the Puckering Bow (Ruby). It’s almost time to be off, but there’s still one last thing to get to before we leave the twins’ party.

Lapin, feeling the pull of something broken (told you we’d get back to it) subtly makes his way outside, but is followed by Jet and Liam. Now, if you remember, I said earlier that Lapin is an official of the Bulbian church. Which is why it’s so surprising for Jet and Liam to see him talking to the Sugarplum Fairy, a deity of the Sweetening Path--a non-sanctioned more animistic religion that really only has sway in Candia. He fixes the teacup and then she appears, telling him that he’ll need to be wary once he leaves her sphere of influence and that boldness will be required in the days to come. Lapin, who seems to be having this conversation very begrudgingly, asks if she’s asking him to do anything in an official capacity and she smiles and says that she’s not asking for her third wish(!). Then what does she want? She wants him to know that there is great risk in what he is doing, but not acting is the greater risk. The coming challenges will be great, but he must protect the royal family or all is lost. She wouldn't have used her second wish to bring him to them if that weren’t the case. They hustle back and spill this to Ruby, obvs.

Anyway, onward! The next day, the caravan is set up and--with a warning about a sugar free chocolate warlock (ominous, as sugar free chocolate always is) they’re on their way to meet their escort out of Candia. Ruby decides to do her acrobat thing and is hanging out on top of the carriage instead of inside it as she and Jet “subtly” (read:not at all) bring up the Sugarplum Fairy to Lapin to see if he cracks.

Suddenly, the caravan stops. There’s a tree felled in the path, which really only means one thing in this kind of story.

Ambush.

Ruby, outside of the carriage and unprotected, takes 16 points of damage and is fully down with a failed death save due to some unknown effect. The carriage is riddled with arrows.

Everyone rolls for initiative and that takes us into a new (sure to be recurring) segment I’m calling:

Things I’m Concerned About

I’m concerned about Jet and Ruby (and not just because I’ve been worried about Ruby for a while due to things the cast has said and because she fully *died* this episode). They have their genres so wrong. They think they’re Disney movie protagonists but they’re in Game of Thrones and they don’t know it. Being Wrong Genre Savvy is a BAD position to find yourself in. Carriage surfing shenanigans don’t fly in a world that wants you dead.

OK, Carameinda. I’m inclined to be pro-Caramelinda. Like, she’s the hardass but she needs to be because Amethar isn’t helping run the kingdom. If this was a different story, she wouldn’t give me any pause but I read Macbeth and feel some light Lady Macbeth vibes. Gonna be keeping an eye on her.

Calroy and Sir Toby (didn’t mention him, he’s a slightly lower ranked Gummi Bear guard and friends with Theo). In a story like this, I’m looking for the possible betrayals before I get blindsided and the only people who can really betray you are people who are supposedly loyal to you. Calroy had a little aside with Amethar about how he shouldn’t be the Emperor if he doesn’t want to be--which isn’t wrong but is also something someone angling to keep him off the throne for other reasons would say--and Sir Toby decided to stay behind to help hold down the fort--again, either an innocuous decision, or angling to be left alone and to his own devices.

Whatever is going on with the Sugarplum Fairy and Lapin? Do not care for that one bit. I understand that a Warlock pact is mechanically very similar to a Paladin oath and a Celestial Warlock pact is even moreso but guess what? Still don’t trust it. I know Ruby’s Arcana check said that she’s generally a chill spirit but I still don’t trust it. And getting Wishes from your follower? Weird and suspicious. What’s your game, lady?

Emperor Gustavo apparently has a daughter who is barred by law from taking the throne when he dies. That sounds like a very strong motive for *something* at some point down the line.

I’m a little concerned Jet is being catfished by this Avocado. First of all, not a sentence I thought I’d ever write. Second of all, I’m probably just being paranoid. But that feels like a great way to get a princess alone for kidnapping or shanking or something.

Update: Brennan did an AMA and, regarding the previous bullet point he said, and I quote, “You are right to be concerned!” so now I’m concerned about that too! Fun!

I’m concerned about the mechanics of how a slice of cake person works. Slice implies a full cake. Where is the rest of the cake Brennan? Where is it? And, like, Brennan said on the post-show stream that we’re making the “what do they eat?” question weirder than it actually is because we’re made of some of the stuff we eat but hey Brennan? If I could pick a flesh toned and textured apple off a tree? That would be weird, OK? And I’m sorry for everyone else who had to picture that but it had to be said since Brennan is insisting on walking us down this garden path.

I’m concerned about whatever the hell is happening with Liam. Disgraced dad, mom is a shaman of the local fringe religion (Sweetening Path, like Lapin), and his brothers want him to shank the king or something? No way this ends in smiles for everyone.

Brennan said Pyramid of Food so I’m concerned about fruit rollup mummies.

OK but more than anything, I’m concerned about the death rules of this game. Death in D&D is cheap but, in a campaign like this, it can’t be. I’m not super well versed in GoT but it’s my understanding that resurrection in that series is possible but rare. Brennan said he specifically didn’t let Ally stock certain healing spells and that’s very telling about how things are gonna be handled. I guess we’ll see in the upcoming battle episode how that works but my general thought is, I hope everyone made interesting backup characters.

Five More Things

So, my thoughts on the new characters. I love Ruby and Jet with my entire heart. Watching Emily and Siobhan roleplay sisters and enable each other and hype each other up is so fun--or it would be if I wasn’t low key bracing to lose one of them sooner rather than later. Zac playing against type and Murph playing to type are both fantastic. I want nothing more than for Theobald and Lapin to continue sniping at each other. I hope that’s the first PvP fight of D20. Amethar is a lot of fun but clearly in over his head and I’m interested to see where he’s pushed. Liam is literally just vibing. Hope he doesn’t have to commit regicide!

God, the House Rocks PCs are such a disaster family. I love it. The moment when Calroy comes in and is like, “The princesses have escaped,” and Amethar breaks into a grin and is like, “Dude, that’s so dope!” I was like OH, so it’s *all* of them, huh. But, honestly, this should have been on the “Things I’m Concerned About” list because come on. They’ve not all gonna make it. And then we’re gonna have to watch the remaining family members react to that? Oh no.

Love Ruby’s bow. I have a player in my game who also has a magic bow that produces energy arrows because, truly, who has the time to deal with the logistics of how many arrows you had left after last fight? Magic arrows. Boom, done. Next.

Getting bagged on by your Patron for not having a spell when she’s the one who gives you your spells is so funny. Also, Mending isn’t a Warlock spell which makes it even funnier.

**I’ve given myself a 3k word limit on all of these to try to put some boundaries on myself but, Lol, prize to the first who guesses closest to the first episode I break that rule.**

#a crown of candy #a crown of candy spoilers #dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #the royal report #listen I don't hate calroy #I hate the *implications* of calroy

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Small Dec Wins

i cant believe its December already tf?!?!?!

1 - poli KIA today. saw a mother who cant feel the movement of their baby. the senior midwife tried to find the baby’s heart beat but not finding it. she said she hopes she were wrong. fell asleep at 3pm-ish, woke up super hungry. ate. i swear i feel like my weight when i measured it this morning was ~52, but after eating its close to 54 lol. eating banana and chocolate nextar is yummm. dalbang today is hella funny as always and suuper endearing. fell asleep after dalbang, didnt study hufttt

2 - today im at igd but joined azkia at vk for a bit to see partus. its not that im scared (maybe not consciously) but when the mom was being stitched i felt lightheaded, nausea, cold extremities, and i even had to squat multiple times because i couldnt stand. But i felt better after the partus so maybe seeing it was the cause. I did not feel scared at all honestly ._. and i’ve seen multiple partus before. i dont know why. i can literally feel my symphatetic tone giving out lmaoo. tried matcha latte with Cy matcha powder. it tasted more milky and grassy. mom thought it tasted like nori. i prever cocodeli alll the way (although Cy is cheaper). i think it also has a bit of caffeine that made me feel awake like a normal person should be.

3 - today is vk but there’s no patient so thank god i saw sumn yesterday. did some cicil ukmppd in the morning accompanied by matcha latte. tried to order dufan tickets and i couldnt find my damn ktp...... fell asleep after worrying about said ktp

4 - matcha latte in the car, swab at lmk, went to dufan by tj with willy, had quite some funn with atikah nila willy amel pupuy. first time trying kereta misteri, quite fun. it rained after ashar so we didnt ride anything after that. turns out my ktp was at barel’s fotocopy lmaoo thankyou ara for picking it. went to solaria ancol afterwards, picked up by mom. i didnt tell her in the morning that i was going to dufan lmao. plenary @ zoom 19 pm. rapat nemo. fell asleep.

5 - went to lmk by tj to surprise clara. went back home and fell asleep. didnt rly do anything afterwards because this ragged body gets tired easily and i dont eat much recently. i can feel the difference before and after eating and there’s actual energy after eating. its not that im hungry though, but i feel less energized. felt annoyed terrible and just wanna lay in bed (this is unrelated with the less food in my system). even though i met up with friends

6 - after LOTS of sleeping i feel somehow better but not to a ‘normal’ amount. watched kimbab family videos. did power vinyasa by doogether with fianti. took a shower and ate indomie and i felt quite normal, except i slept again wtf. i thought i would have the second half of the day but nah. did self tryouts with fianti, 150 FDI questions. I got 96/150 right. huft. such a great reality check

7 - poli lansia with dokter isip, matcha latte in the afternoon rly helps me not sleeping the day away, packed up for depok

8 - poli umum with dr gita (helped doing phys exam), packed the rest of my stuff, ate some risol and matcha lattteee in the car, took swab results, picked up hazmats etc, zoom discussion with FT PKM Kalideres (dr gita) on the way, and i finally arrived at tamel. dinner is granola with vsoy. Taste like a slightly wet granola bar, nutty fiber-y vibe

9 - walked in ui with ara, managed to jog from the trees near st ui until kuburan bikun wow. i reached that point where my leg and heart were going in a steady unburdened pace and my willpower to keep going on was tested. tried the signature steak in Double U Steak by Chef Widi, while ara tried ribeye. the ribeye was more tender than the signature. but the seasoning in the signature is quite delish, salty and oily without being too much (like futago ya). read poppyland fast pass from ara’s phone omg season 1 is finally complete! went to coftof (omgggg i miss this place), it looks different now. ordered matcha latte and it tasted weirdly like a soy milk although ara doesnt feel that way. the matcha tasted weird. wont repurchase. read chainsaw man, its so entertaining, funny and deep at the same time. denji mess around and be too naive sometimes but hes lowkey hot lmaooo. aki is lovvvvve.

10 - first day at rsud budhi asih. had moesli combined with granola + vsoy for brekkie. went back to tamel at 3 pm. it rained when i got back. bought warteg lugina worth 32k. walked to sbux for tumbler day its been a while since i had their matcha latte. it tasted quite good, but not as good as i remembered (?) maybe bcs i asked for non fat milk. sbux closes at 8 pm for now hikss

11 - left tamel at about 7:10 and arrived on budhi asih at 08:54 yalll the traffic. Icu. Bought eatlah double and ate the salted egg part. Nap. ICU discussion with dr Dedi @8pm. I presented from my phone to save data hehe,,

12 - woke up at 8, eatlah brown butter for brekkie, symcard, saladstop's caesar salad for lunch (quite 'eneg' because i didnt eat the cheese evenly so the chicken and cheese were eaten last after the vegs are out. The vegetable's not that variative, and the non vegs make the salad taste delicious (albeit maybe not THAT healthy). Evening jog @UI and i realized i can get wifi sitting near the lake n library. Stared at the night sky from my room, i swear the sky seems super clear. Saw tiny fireworks in the distance

13 - ate muesli and saladstop’s banana walnut cake, symcard, bought moon chicken and saladpoint. lunch was egg salad and the wings. the original tasted so good like??? maybe i havent had msg for a while. also tried big bang, not too spicy which is nice. cicil ukmppd. put my laundry at buih barel lmaoo. try out with fianti. got 70/100

14 - breakfast was salad and leftover chicken. today was bangsal with angga armand. the geriatric patient has a loud murmur yall (and scoliosis, so much that the heart looks distorted). went to margo city to see sales, but when i think about it id rather just thrift stuff lmao. bought lugina. slept through kuliah guru besar. writing this in yellow truck coffee, that had 2 customers on the 1st floor including me. tried banana milk. yall after trying to drink less sugar the beverage tasted super sweet. my headache just goes away. sugar is magic but unhealthy whyyyyy.

15 - igd siang with indah. This body sure is frail. Did cbd with dr afifah AND rescheduled pleno. Rip mobile data i have to use for hotspot.

16 - ok today. Inserted goedel and did bagging. I bagged the patient the wrong way at first (too much). Thankfully the nurses were kind and taught us a lot :) watched some bts content. I feel like after reading househusband my tiktok page is now immensely funnier. Dalbang is also hilarious as always. Put on ginseng sheet mask (smells quite strong)

17 - bangsal. snacked on fried chicken. matcha latte starbucks (turns out its quite full here) and liqo about keeping our tongues in check

18 - arrived at icu. And then opened line. Turns out hadin's swab is positive, so agung kak iman and me have to isolate and swab. So i went back. Ordered kanayam chicken and fish and tempe. Nasi liwet tasted goood damn. Sleptt in the afternoon. Pleno at 4 pm (entered the room 4:30). Had no motivation to do anything. Azkia is getting married! Spent 20 mins formulating words to congratulate her lmaoo

19 - osce simulation, kak nanu was so kind and encouraging. Did try out solid. Lunch is fish bite pasta with melted cheese (cause i had to reach the minimum amount for promo). It got cold so its not that good (pairing it with self made mentai sauce, mixing the mayo and chili, is way much better). Jogged in ui (and searched for wifi). Approached by someone selling haraus coffee (25k), saying that some earnings will be for charity. Its basically sweet. Can barely taste the coffee.

20 - had kanayam for lunch (brekkie is almost always muesli lately). The nasi liwet tasted much better the first time. Walked to yellow truck coffee in the pouring rain. Got banana milk. Saw webinar ksk (electrolyte correction and dr nadhira talkshow). What i got from it is that, dr nadhira is a different person from the first place. Shes visionary, knows what she want and not afraid to reach it. The mindset is different. Even if i try as hard as her, her propensity to growth is different. Cicil ukmppd. Try out with fianti (got 72/100). Talked for an hour about love and marriage and engagements (there are so much of it lately)

21 - leftover kanayam for brekkie, also ate roti salman in cikini st. swab today (met kris, nessa and others). muesli for lunch. i thought my body felt a bit warm, so i decided to find sumn to eat. tried kedai abu bakar’s spaghetti brulee. its okay. maybe because its not too cheesy or meaty, mainly bechamel sauce. the one pupuy made is much tastier. finished the whole 10x20 portion in 2 eating sesh. cicil ukmppd @ bed in the evening (somehow felt refreshed enough to be able to concentrate in bed)

22 - went early to icu to put dops form. lugina for early lunch. i feel like my metabolism is faster? or my body is not so much in calorie deficit mode anymore and it got greedier lmao i used to just ignore hunger but not now, for health. starbiiies tumbler day. ordered black tea latte with non fat milk and vanilla syrup (because raspberry syrup is no more). did cbd geri ppt.

23 - finally knew the swab result bcs kak iman asked kak farras. thankfully negative. igd with jordi. quite a few chances to do iv line, but i failed 2 times. managed to do iv injection to insert 2 drugs. saw the worst cpr ive ever seen in my life. its too slow, with maximal interruption. fish bite for lunch. wasted the rest of my day

24 - originally intended to run but i cant bring myself out of bed. packed up my stuff. picked up by mom. got the paper result of swab, got ksk from kelvyn @ capitol. can finally drink self-made matcha latte again, but it tasted horrible. i know cy matcha doesnt have that much going on, but even this is low even for them. previously i was starting to get used to the grassy smell.

25 - my lil bro remarked “maybe shes depressed because she doesnt have her chair”. fuck yall. this “depression” that im in is caused by this very place and the people. and im supposed to still muster the strength to study for ukmppd AND get my face together for solid book photoshoot. that shit is too much. this is why the money that goes to cafe, and the bike ride there is worth it for my sanity. after showering, things felt a bit better. had absolutely no will to study today. ate muesli with a bit of matcha latte.

26 - muesli for breakfast. matcha latte is lyfff ive probably said this before but it ~somehow~ makes me feel normal and not in a slump. like im a regular person. with normal moods. and not wanting to sleep all the time. i try to do ukmppd exercises but the pace is so fucking slow, bcs im distracted by get rich haha,,,. the latest potn update (64) is omgggg the mixed feelings? love? hate? anger? everything and nothing? the ~tension and passion~? im obsessed. watched a ton of bts content today and yesterday lmao.

27 - nasi kebuli for brekkie. went to flavola, im the first customer lmao. tried kopi susu coklat, tasted quite close enough to janjiw’s kopi soklat. had the same ~improved mood and concentration~ effect. tried to read ksk. bought milky banana 1L from puyo to give dajen (its his bday yesterday) (i feel prompted (?) to gift people when theyve given a present to me) (because my love lang is not gift giving at all so i barely think abt gifts lmao). talked with sum 33 ipa guys @ dajens house. yay appropriate amount of social battery charging. tryout with fianti, padi this time. got 67/100.

28 - ate muesli with matcha latte after breakfast. cicil ukmppd. Listened to yoongi's vlive until i fell asleep lol. 2 burger and salad for dinner. omggg hansol revealed his gf.

29 - spent half of my day tidying up the mess that is my room. figured out what to wear for solid book photoshoot with fianti, ara. matcha latte terosss. phd for dinner.

30 - breakfast is muesli with cimory choco hazelnut. mom made matcha chocolate brownies. tryna study. slow pace terosss. read some padi materials. dalbang.

31 - bought vsoy low sugar and multigrain. moved my body a bit to youtube videos. showered. felt better. it also rained (which i love). the pleasant mood only lasted til the evening. did nothing from 7pm even though im not sleepy. cant tell when did i start to sleep

and just like that, 2020 kkeut. its sad to say i dont rly remember much remarkable things this year. other than the trip and memories with minor rotation friends. i just remember wasting my life away in my house. i guess that’s the danger of living a monotone life. sometimes you gotta invest some time to have fun, to have motivation to live on and do things. not doing this makes it difficult to live day by day. and friends. meeting friends, seeing new stuff. that helps me live.

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