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#i cant fucking do this i can't handle this shit how are some of yall this DUMB
ariesbilly · 2 years
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If I have to see that fucking "#It’s about breaking the circle of abuse and being better than him' one more time.
Like, Jonathan- yeah, his trauma made him quiet and cautious and he's trying his best and he's good but take into account he had an amazing Mother.
Eddie - yeah he has his friends and takes in the outcasts and that but he didn't overcome any cycle? His dad was a criminal and he's a drug dealer? Not just weed, but like, about to sell Ket to a girl who has clearly never touched drugs before. Also, his Uncle seems good.
Steve - watered down with every episode post-Barbara death. He stuggled with that trauma, yeah, but not brought up enough. His parents seem absent and neglectful, but not quite abusive, which is shit. And he makes a point of protecting the kids (though people act like that's a huge feat and not a fairly common choice for the older to protect the younger, like Nancy and Jonathan don't also do that when the opportunity has arisen), but he still seems to not really want to hang around them outside of the danger moments, hate that "mom" characterisation being shoved down everyones throat by fans, like are you not seeing the moody teen who wants to hook up and move on? He's a wet rag of a man just now, no idea what he's doing except for the terrible Nancy plot being dragged. He didn't have to lose all of that King Steve goodness. Just a travesty.
And then of course the complete absence of Billy. The main character in the show representing being abused and abusing, the cycle, right there. God forbid we actually speak his name with any understanding or empathy, because he fucked up with A B and C so the TEEN BOY LIVING IN ABUSE AND BEING POSSESSED WITH NO SUPPORT AROUND HIM gets no opportunity to make better choices and learn from his mistakes and be better. Even if he didn't die, they'd still want him to just suffer forever. Like, what's the point in anything in life if you can't fuck up and then learn and be better? If you have to just stew in that forever. Who does this help? Who does it help to refuse to let people grow?
the act of billy standing up to the mindflayer was L I T ER A L L Y a metaphor for his abuse (i mean do i think the duffers intended that? no. but is it there nonetheless? yes)
NOBODY on this show has a scene like that
jonathans the only comparable character we can say has suffered abuse but even then its SO watered down compared to what we SAW FIRSTHAND billy go through. jonathans abuse remains pretty vague in comparison. and still. HIS LOVING MOTHER WAS STILL AROUND! HE HAD FAMILY OUTSIDE OF LONNIE!
real cute how this fandom latches on to 3 characters as the beacons of ~overcoming abuse~ when its 3 characters who um.... either have no abuse to speak of or we met them long after their abuser was out of the picture
but the character we meet who was ACTIVELY in the middle of his abuse and suffering clear symptoms because of it? THATS the character yall cant forgive or give him credit for his redeeming moment?
the activism is giving performative....
just say you only want to deal with “easy” victims and go. just say you dont have the emotional depth to deal with trauma victims who are difficult. 
its okay. its not for everybody not everybody has the bandwidth to deal with it
but just because YOU cant handle it, does not mean these people are lesser than or deserve to die/suffer for eternity. YOU need to do some reflecting on how YOU deal with people. 
but billy and people like him certainly dont need that rancid ass energy in their life 
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hey bestie 10, 12, 16 😌
HEY BESTIE <3
(choose violence. the hornets are bored)
10 - worst part of fanon // CONTINUING ON. aside from people trying to assert their fanon as canon, normally i really try to respect creative choices because hey thats how you make fun in these hellholes. and then i see people willing to die on a hill that is so comically wrong. my brother in christ you are consuming the same content as me and you somehow got 2+2=fucking purple or some shit. or when i see people, who are clearly speaking out against something. doing that exact thing and no one says anything to them. like yall saw that or
12 - the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them // indulging swtor for a second. i wish we could see more appreciation for the minister of intelligence. yeah im still an imperial agent kissass but even if you play the most bloodthirsty, darksided, horrific agent known to man the minister STILL admits he cares about you. that yeah he fucked up he handled some things wrong and he didnt have a strong enough backbone but he is sorry. even if you constantly snub him again and again and again he is sorry. i think people need to give this guy a chance
16 - you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc) // maybe this is bc its a popular thing on my feed again but i still cant wrap my mind around people who cant choose between jedi-bashing/anakin-sucking and anakin-bashing/jedi-absolving. neither party is wholly innocent. there were powers outside of both of their controls. heads clashed. shit happened. irreversible horrors occured. whats so hard abt this i really dont get it
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Yk it's so fucking hard for me to keep dealing with people's shit when they just have zero sympathy or even fucking second thought abt how I'm actually doing. Like only spending time w me when they're in the area or everyone else bails, or dipping as soon as some better option Flys by like. Fuck. I'm fucking over being everyone's last priority and first fucking person they turn to the moment they need to rant or have help. I'm not everyone's fucking maid or nurse or parent. I'm sick to death of feeling so abjectly fucking lonely in the pit of my being bc people aren't giving me back what I'm giving them so to speak. And I don't hold people to high fucking standards, I don't even hold people to the standard I hold myself.to yk? Like. Ugj
I'm probably losing my cleaning business, my friends are bailing essentially bc they'd rather deal w petty shit or toxic people than spend time w me like they used to, and then getting mad when I'm dry or pull back and don't have the energy to explain to them for the umpteenth fucking time what's wrong.
I'm sick to death of the people I thought I could trust fucking hurting me so bad. I'm pissed that I'm self harming and self sabotaging but all things considered I'm handling shit really damn well. But I mean at least I warned yall in case I do have a mental break and get hospitalized before going on my trip lol (sarcasm but also kinda yeah)
Like people go from fucking never leaving to never hanging out or telling me stuff or when they do hang out it's all abt them and they can't do anything wrong but fucking rip me a gigantic hole in my chest when I get mad at them for treating me badly. And wondering why I'm fucking shutting everyone out??
Fuck this shit from the bottom of my God damned soul
Don't even get me fucking started on family stress rn too. My trip to oregon literally CANT come any faster ughhh I need it like yesterday lol. Tryna be positive but ngl I'm headed fast towards a dark place again 🤣💀
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I hate how so many people just... lack any kind of critical media literacy across so many different genres and how just about every genre and common tropes, issues, etc. within them just get boiled down to "Oh this is bad because ableism/racism/homophobia" even though the tropes largely have nothing to do with that. It's like they have such a surface-level understanding of something and then proceeds to read into said surface-level understanding in a contest to see who can come up with the most disingenuous, bad faith, uncharitable and just all-around god an awful interpretation of it.
"Characters having prosthetics as an allegory for losing their humanity is ablest because it is saying that if you got into an accident you are a monster." No, you absolute peanut. Robotic parts specifically are an allegory for the loss of humanity in characters that just get rid of their human body because they were being reckless, stupid, thought that it was not perfect enough, too weak, etc. Oftentimes, this is juxtaposed with a character that is a robot but is more human than the cyborg or person that just gets another piece of them replaced with a machine.
Ironwood getting increasingly mechanical parts as he is making increasingly inhumane choices in regards to himself and others is not saying he's a monster because he had an oops boo boo and had to replace his arm. ESPECIALLY when his character is juxtaposed by a character who has a robotic arm (Yang) and a character who is a created robot (Penny). The reason why Yang said that her robotic arm (and even taking pride in it at that) is "just extra" because it is just an extra asset to who she is as a person, but not her whole person. In terms of Penny, she is entirely made of machines but has what amounts to a human heart and compassion because she makes a choice to be kind to people. The allegory here (that y'all failed to understand) is that it is not whether or not someone has prosthetic or robotic parts that determine their humanity, but rather their choices and how they treat others.
It is often also the same in stories where it has characters who have robotic parts such as Alita Battle Angel or anything that genuinely comes from cyberpunk dystopia. Alita (Who is completely robot mind you) is often more kind, compassionate, etc. than characters who are fully human. Hugo and his crew regularly steal parts from cyborgs who've done nothing to him and this is juxtaposed by characters like Grewishka and Zipan who are mechanical and monstrous but not because of their parts but because of their choices. Which is a strong contrast to Alita who is fully kindhearted and has a strong sense of justice and doing what is right regardless of whether there is a price tag on it.
In more dystopian stories wherein no short words, the corrupt government controls technology and spies on its people using it, it can be a question of how much of your humanity (in this instance, privacy and agency over oneself) you're willing to sacrifice for comfort or just because you had to. But of course, rather than looking at these stories as a potential warning that we should make laws that would prevent the government from using technology against its people under the guise of safety, convenience, etc. Or even having people question wtf do they do should the government get so corrupt that it can just hijack someone's arm or even just stop someone's pacemaker because lol why not.
Yeah I get it, it's uncomfortable but unfortunately, the people who need it the most are going to be the people most at risk to a corrupt government which is like... kinda the point.
But anyways moving on
The same can go for when stories use animals as a means of telling stories revolving around discrimination. But ofc people can only see it as a surface-level "racism" and then do their damnest to force characters into being black/poc or white (and for some reason, only those two races) while failing to realize that the reason it was done is that discrimination has more than one axis. I swear this logic is what has convinced me all the talk of intersectionality in activism is just a joke they say to get other people to just shut up and let them speak over them and ignore problems/issues they don't want to focus on. It's like the only thing they can understand is racism and even that racism is only if it is hatred and black people vs white people. And somehow even that is on its most basic level.
The reason stories like Zootopia and Beastars work when it comes to discrimination because it doesn't solely focus on the narrative of race and allows it to explore the implicit and explicit biases of every character that doesn't exclusively revolve around racism. It allows characters to be on the axis of sexism, racism, class, etc. and explore various -isms that are not always "negative" in the sense that it is just hatred, racial slurs, etc. and that it can be the "positive" racism like saying "you're one of the good ones" or that "they're a token to xyz for not being as bad as everyone else."
It allows characters to fall on multiple axes without people arguing whether they have it "too good to complain" because of just one axis of discrimination that they give more weight to than others for some arbitrary reason.
Even when it comes to things like nudity being a symbol of being true to oneself or purity (such as Sailor Moon or Kill La Kill) people manage to, unironically boil it down to just the writers feeling horny and therefore ignore any other kind of lore, storytelling, etc. that revolves around it. They took one thing, scrubbed, bleached, and then nuked it of any kind of context/meta just to say lol writers horny this bad it literally means nothing else even though there are whole ass plot lines revolving around it. Like do you just pick and choose what kind of plot or storytelling is Valid (TM)?
And this extends to things beyond that and I just don't understand how people can lack such media literacy when you can literally go and read anything you want online. Is it because of people being willfully ignorant? Just lacking media literacy for some reason? Only consuming and understanding media that has to have every meaning shoved down their throat like the tentacle down an anime girl's throat in a hentai??? Like there are so many questions as to how people can come up with so many dumbass takes.
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bananaapplewaffle · 2 years
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Twisted Wonderland Book 2: The Usurper from the Wilds
This is such a long post LMAO UTC ONCE AGAIN
Ah yes Scar's turn
which means
LEONA MY BELOVED
I swear all I can think of is Kingdom Hearts
girl help my urge to write fanfiction is showing
GRIMM GET ME SOMETHING
Me 🤝 Grimm
Chaotic as fuck
Oh finally money
Let's fucken go Grimm
man fuck the line
seems like your own fault, Ruggie
shoulda cut during the chaos
I do like your unique magic tho, Ruggie
its okay baby, you stole so much more food!
COPY CAT MAGIC????
Who is us?
oh, us—
LEONA
MY
BELOVED
HE'S A PRINCE
MY HAND IN MARRIGE SIR
Shall we nap together?
we in this bitch
ah lore
man what wack magic
god this game is just asking me to write a kh crossover
Girl what? Throwing hands for what??? Headmage!
...
You would think blot would be a result of high emotions, not just using your magic in general
side eyes grim who has been eating blotted magestones
Its the call out for me
And there it is, it is effected by mental/emotional state
GIANT SHADOW, YOU SAY?
THAT'S A FUCKEN HEARTLESS
Yelling for what, Headmage
Man fuck me, huh? Completely forgot about our deal, Crowley.
tbh mc i never know what's going ever lmao
SEVEN?
Are we saying Football or Football?
damn kinda hate how everything is magic based
Grim the Humble
WHAT CRUSHING HIS DREAMS
... my friends are my power
SUMMON THE DREAM EATERS
oh wait girl, imma housewarden LMAO
LEONA MY BELOVED
girl a handling fee
NOT THEM SAYING HE CANT EVEN PLAY
MALLEUS IM SORRY
THIS IS LITERALLY A TRANSGRESSION AGANIST HIM
LET'EM KNOW LEONA
oof the M word (Monster)
Idia that's just because you don't wanna do shit
Pay the late fees!
CHEATING
RUGGIE BITCH
THAT WAS THE FUCKEN PLAN
LEONA I MAY LOVE YOU
BUT I CAN'T CONDONE THIS
Should really clean this dorm up
lsakd;lksda;ldka
A request?
Is that a fucken threat?
Ah, you need Detective UwU Holmes (my among us name)
now you're speaking Grim's language!
Hello, yes, I'm Detective UwU Holmes. Tell me everything that happened.
I came to ask a simply question and you answer me with hands.
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19 HEALTH??
why are you in my house? You have your own dorm
WHO LET YOU IN MY HOUSE
Oh his room is nice
Mans said don't give us a ship name lmao
aw that's sweet Grim
Riddle: BESTIE DOWN BESTIE DOWN
THEY TRIED TO TAKE OUT RIDDLE AND INSTEAD GOT TREY
I SURE DO FUCKEN THINK SO ACE
Don't say sus. its been tainted
Mystery Gang! Let's fucken go!
How is Cater not a Virgo? This is Detective Virgo shit.
Very cushy dorm
oh god it's all 3 of them
FELICITY? FENTY?
Really looked at him and said: "He aint it." and moved the fuck on.
Built like giraffes them two
Oh to be chased by giraffes
Not Jack, he def doesn't seem like the type but okie
Riddle what?
Into the Lion's den we go!
hmmmmmmm really don't like how y'all are talking about Savanaclaw
Cater I don't need you're help
Grim shut up
NOT KING
KING SHIT THO
YOU WANNA FIGHT
UwU Holmes heard that, Jack.
LEONA MY BELOVED
Sit here, look pretty and be smart. Got it!
IM DISTRACTED BY TAILS
SO YALL JUST GONNA ADD SWIPES AND TELL NO ONE
Hollow Bastion?
Jack, punch'em
I swear if these three are spending the night...
MALLEUS MY BELOVED
Sparkle, sparkle and he's gone
JACK BITCH THEY GOT YOU
Girl two? or just Leona...?
oh the baby wanted some milk
Ion like Horton
Gotta love how Ace and Deuce are just one person now (kinda have been tho too)
NOT JAMIL
Grim isn't house trained. We're working on his manners
Lamb rolls... I would like to try it.
UwU Holmes sits up straighter
Also Kalim I love you but you are just not all there.
He's a cat, Riddle. Ain't much going for him. Let him dream.
No Grim! I Detective UwU Holmes have solved the case!
Cater said "let's keep it on the DL, bestie"
GIRL WHAT THE FUCK
LEOPARD PINK LMAO
I wanna kick Ruggie in the butt.
Excuse me, I am not scum.
GIRL WHAT? AFTER ALL THAT RUNNING YOU WANT THEM TO FIGHT
LETS FUCKEN GO DUECE
LETS THROW HANDS
YOUR HEART?
KINGDOM HEARTS
Grim is right as hell. You just don't steal someone else's food
Growl at me more
I said what I said, and I said it with my whole chest. Cry about it.
Riddle... (affectionate)
Y'ALL GET A WATERFALL IN YOUR LOUNGE
GIRL NOT THE DIRTY MONEY TO SILENCE AZUL
Mirror Dream Time~
I deadass only really remember some of the Disney movies via KH and Scar had already overthrown Mufasa.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
might fuck around and roll over
Girl... not them doing shit right before the tournment.
Dirty, dirty...
I WANT FUNNEL CAKE
THEY BE SLEEPIN
GIRL "LAUGH WITH ME" I GOTTA GO
MFEN WILDBEASTS IN THIS PIECE
All of this over a damn game
LMAO DUMMIES
PERIODT LET'EM KNOW
LILIA BITCH
All of that work, for nothing.
WELL—
Damn Leona your "aint shit" is showing
I can't be the only one who hears the Yoko in some of this music.. Did they get her on this? (Nope!)
Girl...the ghetto with him
DOU MAGIC???
Leona you may be my beloved but you are acting really stupid.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JACK IS A FURRY REALIZED
ON ALL LEVELS EVEN PHYSICAL HE IS A WOLF
TELL'EM LILIA
oh shit here we go y'all
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM ABOUT TO WHORE
PERIODT RUGGIE
Girl is that not just Scar's Heartless from KH2
Girl we ain't making it first time around
Ruggie is burning, besties
Got my ass.
Leveling Intermission
4 tImEs ThE cHaRm GaNg
ANYWAY
LEONA MY BELOVED'S PAST
Oh I just can't wait to be king
...over a fucken game...
ALL THAT SHIT JUST TO GET DISQUILIFED
Every bitch in this bitch is selfish
same tbh
GET HIS ASS RUGGIE
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IVE BEEN BLESSED
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aww jack they're our idiots tho
Crowley don't be like that
NOOOOOOO
ALL GRIM WANTED TO DO WAS PLAY THE DAMN GAME
Why are y'all always around the corner
Got our rag tag team
Grim already ate the damn stone
Girl help I'm in the infirmary but don't know how I got here
its like a big ole sleepover
BABY
SMALL BABY
WE'RE BESTIES UNCA LEONA
GRIM NOT YOU TAKING, NOT EATING, BUT SAVING IT AS A MIDNIGHT SNACK
RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE
IN MY HOUSE
NAH NAH WAKE UP
GIRL HELP THE REFLECTIONS ARE COMING FOR ME
...was the mirror blotting?
UIODSUIOUASIOUDIOIDUA\
IT IS
GRIM YOU GOTTA STOP PUTTING WHATEVER IN YOUR MOUTH
Girl the client who?
seeing them makes me want to play Ursula's Revenge from KH2
Girl help
...I'm all caught up
And that's been Alie's Adventures in Twisted Wonderland! See y'all next update!
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dexaroth · 2 years
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had a dream about a portal gun that allows u to travel back (blue) or forward (orange) in time (very long desc so I'll hide it in the read more thingy)
it started in an entirely new concept of my apartment where everything was new. i had to deal with some weird neighbours that were evicted and looked off to me but this section's highlight was a parrot that i cant for the life of me remember what they did since this part formed like right after i started my deep sleep phase. brain certainly lifted this from the kakapo/green parrot post i rbed but they looked very different in my dream. they were big and had like a black coat of feathers on top and only their belly was green so points for originality i guess
not as interesting so, proceeding. the middle phase was me getting bored/angry of whatever happened there and so i picked up the portal gun (somehow from somewhere, cant tell) and went back to when i was in school (i guess u just think of where u wanna go and it goes there in the past)
in today's version of the dream it was so long after I dreamed about it that i forgot how exactly it worked so I looked at the bottom of iy and the company's name seems to have russian characters, I can't recall what it was called but it was like tyrenyykyy or something with those letters. i didnt have the manual so i went to their website and the most powerful version (which was the one i was using) just cost $250. the company also sells.. clip art for ppl that make candy?
the gun itself has a constant receipt printer that describes the time u are in (like, [cafeteria - right before jonh left]) which i discover later that controls where in the timeline u wanna be in since at that point i just hopped in the past portal once and got to meet one of those human-apes that r our ancestors and double checked the website so thats how i figured why there was a scroll wheel next to the blue and orange portal buttons
AUGH ITS FADING ALLREADY AAAA
ok so i did some shenanigans that tied in with previous dreams i had in the same places (to me thats incredible. it doesnt happen often but when it does i go ecstatic and remember it while im dreaming, its like a half-controllable dream) but the most interesting part was when.. obama was in the school (completely made up im not american, that came from me watching mr. robot and noticing he was there) and i like went to him like hey old man look what i got. and he was impressed and i was trying to say 'i can go back more than 20 years back!' but i forgot how to say it in the form of 'decades' (i still dont know lol) and he laughed in a condescending way bc how stupid i was and tried to take it away so i immediatelly used it and went in the past again and realized how i could use this to stalk an entire person's life which i promptly forgot about and went to try to climb a place where some adults didnt let me go when i was a kid
the most fun in that was feeling like u were a criminal and should be stopped so it got u adrenaline but when i got there nobody gave a shit. didnt even acknowledge me existing there (which in my mind should have been even worse bc i was all grown up and idk, invading a place. it should have been even more interesting then when i was just at recess being watched) so i just layed in there like i died and woke up disappointed lol
alright uh this does not sound even near the fun i had dreaming about it.. fuck. i legit cant remember anything else but to me it was amazing to experience. u could alter the size of the portal too and that affects how far or forward u go and u also just go through a void when ur transitioning like in a way a game would do. it also had no handles just some plastic knobs u were supposed to put ur fingers in between but i remember i had to hold it like a baby bc it was so incvenient. also looked nothing like the og besides being made of white plating and looking like a peanut shell in shape
idk how interesting dream journals are to yall but its been a long time since ive had one of these complex story dreams. ones that u can separate into chapters and you wake up with an ending. i used to see more ppl posting them a while ago but i think that was a google+ thing so eeeehhh
i must be forgetting some very important details bci woke up like 'i gotta tell tumblr about obama. i gotta tell tumblr about obama' and i had just realized some stuff happened before the portal (the appartment part) part so i was like sheesh i lost like 80% of what happened there :[
i guess to me the bulk of the fun was going past and present and seeing which kinds of ppl were there. which kind of events. if i was still recognized as a student (which now that i think of it, i was wearing my uniform the moment i portaled to there.. huh.). none of the people i saw as friends were my irl friends, none of the events that happened there happened irl. it was all a re-use of a previous, already distorted dream i had. same scenario, same actions. i mustve thought this was what made the highlight (obama being there) just that much groudnbreaking lmao. "here's an entire new reimagining of your previous awesome dreams, with a way YOU can control them in whatever way you wish.................. AND, here's obama. bc u saw him appearing in that series. ur welcome" said my brain and i just pogged so hard at that
genuinely love so much when ppl share their dreams. its such an awesome thing to read about, its like trying to figure out how a machine works and then the machine reworks you instead
uh anyways. the dream has already faded out by this point, i usually just go wow!! i dreamt that?? at most after 5 minutes of the dream and then i put it in the back of my mind inside the 'epic dreams i had' catalog. i cant recall anything else interesting so hope this was a somewhat worth read lol
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kanemayfield · 4 years
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Chivalry... A Rest In Peace Tutorial
It may not be dead... but it definitely could use some therapy and a green juice.
I can't even re-tell this story in full, but I shall enumerate the 5 lessons of the day, and give my final thought like Jerry Springer. 
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1. If you are buying sammiches... at 3am... in the south bronx... let's not act like you are innocent. 
Bitch ain't nothing out this time of the night except the devil, people who met him, and muhfuckers who too dumb to know better.
You're wearing a long tee shirt and knee-high boots... you're already out of line. You look like a fashionable ghost..
Unless you selling that rhubarb.
In which case your pimp or lady pimp.. or whoever answers the email on your OnlyFans page should have handled this sammich run. Doordash niggas look like berserker vikings for a reason.. they deal with creatures of the night. Like Spawn.. or Michael Jackson.
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2. If a gentleman of leisure walks into a sammich shop saying "Ayooo.. I just robbed me a nigga, turn dem cammas off so I can use deez creddy cars to buy shit"
AND is DEAD serious...
Making the “I don't know math so let me fight the teacher for calling on me” face.
Yeah... you should leave him alone if you cant scrap. PERIOD. Nothing about this mans life seems like it has prepared him for complex decision making or whatever goes through the mind of people who don't beat you up.
This ain't tag team.. I don't know you OR him. Sun got on black "I shot the party up" air force 1's and NBA jeans.
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If he backs that thing out and I get hit in the crossfire and you DONT... my dying breath will be used to call you all types of bitches and dog headed bitches and stank hoes. I’m not an avenger. I'm high. I ain't sign up for the Kumite. Fuck you think this is. You selling that rhubarb or what?
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 3. You start wilding on that crazy dude like chivalry ain't dead and my mother knows who you are, I will let you get Worldstar’d.  I will watch said crazy nigga sweep your leg like Karate kid and I will go have a Pepsi. In fact, I will tell you to shut up all the screaming as I order extra fixings on my delicious sammich from Aki and say tandem Muslim prayer for you.. and high five sun as I leave the scene of your accosting. How do I sleep? Like a fucking newborn.  
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4. Putting your hands in the face of a crazy nigga when you're clearly not interested in telling me how handsome I am does not provide much in the way of motivation for me to go all Batman Begins on said crazy nigga. 
The last thing ANYONE wants to hear after taking a few lead poisoning strenth haymakers is "aaww.. Naah, I'm into girls... but thank you sooooo much... muah 💋". So fuck that... you should have winked at me when you walked in here. I’m not a mind reader. 
5. Turning to me and Aki and saying "yall just gonna let him put his hands on me?"
Yes.. yes I am.... technically YOU started it. I may say "is that lady bothering you sir".
"Oh.. yall some whole bitches... bitch ass men ain't even help a WOMAN".
Yeah... that don't make me feel bad. It makes me want to pull out my phone and see if I can find a RZA instrumental that has the BPM’s of your ass whipping. Need a good backdrop for the Kung Fu noises and sound effects I plan on adding in post edit. This could have been avoided, but you wanted to make a stand... and you did.
Now we all know who's "not allowed to ask for your phone number mid robbery”.... at 3am.... in a sammich shop... in the south bronx.
fuck outta here sun. His beef was with the dude who ain't wanna turn off the cameras for his theftwich hold the mayo (and most probably Newport 100's) so he could use credit cards he just stole.
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There is a wallet deprived man suffering from blunt force trauma because this mf'er don't feel like repeating himself when he said run it...
Time is the only thing standing between him and ramen noodles with cut up beef jerky in it and telephone lectures from his baby mom bout why she not visiting this time.
Think of the thought process behind a person like that... and you want to call him all types of pussy ass niggas and fuckboy faggots and mush him in his subway series hat. You are a crazy sob. You mushed a robber...mid robbery... or theftwich or whatever....yeah.. not my problem. 
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MORAL TO THE STORY: If you are a woman... or a beautiful womanly man or whatever... and you are a "hands in the face" type, you might want to know how to fight. Personally, I am not a beater of wimmins, but nor am I a street vigilante. My heroics are on a case by case basis. You slapped my girl cousin... which one.. some of em might have had it coming. We are a mouthy tribe.
I don't go running off all willy nilly into trouble because a woman yells help... that's how Rosewood started. 
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Minding your business is a delicate process, like heart surgery, or pickpocketing. For moms and grandmoms I fight eternally, for sisters and close girl cousins.. until I get tired, but anything below that pay grade, you might want to call the cops, your man, your dad, the nigga you are currently dutty whinin', a nosy neighbour, a less jaded nigga than me, or keep your opinions to yourself in the Bronx at 3am, cause I ain't helping you. Unless (as we have covered) my mom knows you, or I think you will let me ladle that fondue as a parting gift. 
Love, 
Emmett ... who ain't in it
See if Aki got a cold compress for that eye.
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