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#i cant stop giggling about this
dantebt · 2 months
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"BUT. the farm was PRIDE themed."
"I was then faced with a moral dilemma.."
"...Do I support the existence of gay people?"
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spookyfisher · 10 months
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SHUT YOUR MOUTH FUCKER
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My now boyfriend: hey you know that time this summer when I stumbled upon you and your friend and we stopped to talk for a bit? You know how I zoned out, got distracted by something and some time after I said it was because someone reversed out of a parking lot?
Me: yeah?
My boyfriend: it was actually because the top you were wearing made your boobs look great
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Were starving for Barnaby x Howdy father...were starving for it/hj
here is some food child.... you're safe now....
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cloudyskiiees · 2 months
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ok hear me out. total drama high school au. alenoah. scott pilgrim but instead of evil exes noah is friends with them all and they find it hilarious so they make a pact to have to approve whoever he dates next, and noah finds it fucking hilarious so he goes with it.
1: owen (and izzy and eva by association)
e-scope are poly! izzy is dating eva and owen, and owen was dating izzy and noah. noah loves his idiots, but decided he needs a partner with at least a shred of sanity. they're all still best friends and very close! dated for fiveish months sophomore year!
2: cody (of course)
middle school bfs. dated for like two weeks until noah couldn't deal with cody anymore. have been friends for so long he can't get rid of him, despite it all noah appreciates the geek (even if he wants to strangle him most of the time)
3: tyler
tyler came out as bi in freshman year (noah was his gay awakening) and asked him out on impulse. noah found it amusing and accepted, knowing the jock would quickly figure out he wouldn't wanna date such a pessimist. broke up after like a month, tyler is a good friend and very happy with his gf lindsay!
4: justin
got dared to ask out noah and date him for three days freshman year, accepted the challenge. noah isn't stupid, so he accepted then broke up with him after two days, making him lose the bet. justin was so distraught about it he confronted noah, who quickly learned he may be a prick but really he's just a crybaby attention seeker. if you asked noah now why he's friends with him, he couldn't give you an answer. but they're on friendly-rivalish terms!
5: emma
first and only gf. was scared to come out as a lesbian to everyone, so noah offered to date her to ward of suspicion from her family (people assume he's bi, he's still not sure) till she was ready. dated for a solid year between sophomore and junior year before she came out and got with her current gf (courtney), her and noah are lesbian gay solidarity, he's good friends with her and her sister, kitty.
6: duncan:
most recent breakup. end of junior year they both wound up in detention together a lot (noah couldn't stop correcting teachers + being a snark in class) ((duncan is a delinquent)) and a very unlikely friendship formed. duncan wanted to piss his ex (courtney) off so he would constantly flirt with noah in front of everyone. unbothered, noah and him went on a few dates just to post about it. emma found it very funny, courtney did not. both boys enjoy being assholes and judging people together.
alejandro has to go through and befriend all of them to basically get a stamp of approval to date their fav snark <3333
total drama has effectively taken over every inch of my brain i hope y'all enjoy my silly thoughts
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vriskira · 4 months
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more td episodes means i draw them more YIPPEE!!!!
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creapysummer · 5 months
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alright, who was gonna be the first to mention the fact that despite the doctors new domestic little life he's still a time lord and is still going to outlive donna
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marymekpop · 1 year
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will you become my beloved?
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barb-l · 1 year
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Yoko and Enid would totally have each other saved on their contacts as "Fruit Bat" and "Fruit Lupe" respectively
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ailani-reillata · 5 months
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live wolffe reaction when the girl of his dreams asked what he was doing during the jedi massacre
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(LOVED the fic!!)
KJSBKJSBKJBSHKHSJKBSKHBKAHBKAJBKZHFYJAVHJABHKABJHSVHJSBHJABHJSVJHSBKHSBHJVSJHBSJHSBHHJSV
Yeah that’s it, that’s the entire fic summarized, thank you so much—
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killiru · 3 months
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Sooo what do we think will be the time when Prem tells Changma that he is not interessted in him and his basil at all haha?
Like... imagine... for Changma this is a totally lovely Romcom-Lovestory where he gives his crush plants and helps him with his dreams and stuff. In his little world he is the Tinn to his Gun (lol)😂😂😂
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blessedhypocrite · 4 months
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john when you say breakcore is basically the same as jungle
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rogueolight · 4 months
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i think haruka and michiru should both date juri somewhere. in some random universe. and that’s the most random take i have in my head but i think it’s funny and i actually do think about it a lot i think it would be cute and silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lordisitmine · 3 months
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do you ever write something and then you're like "omg. im obsessed with how this is written" like it's a thing that you didnt just fucking write
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officerdougeiffel · 10 months
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I just had the most vivid and funniest dream I have to write it down
so I'm at like summer camp I guess and were all sitting in chair rows and I turn around and behind me luke black is sitting wrapped in a fluffy blanket looking tired as hell. next to me was sitting joe strummer from the clash and he just leans next to me and whispers "samo mi se pookie" and I laughed so hard I woke up
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draculagerard · 10 months
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this screenshot always kills me
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