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joy-crimes · 3 years
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trans-clark · 3 years
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@moxy-by-proxy has me listening to Ride the Cyclone. I don’t like live-blogging as a bunch of smaller posts so here are my live thoughts as one post. Spoilers ahead.
Creepy fair music
Karnak is a mood
Uhhhh what the fuck?????
This is sure a fascinating song for kids dying but ya know
Has anyone tracked this video’s audio?
Ocean is already getting on my nerves
This is just reverse Cats. Instead of them all competing to die, they all want to go back to life.
If Karnak just doesn’t bring anyone back I will laugh
Why do they all have catchphrases???
Is the mystery contestant gay?
Oh Jk wtffff Hey Jane Doe wtfffff
There’s so much happening in this character description
Ocean/Constance?
Riley/Ocean crossover. “It takes two wings to fly”
Paige’s Ocean sounds a lot like this one. It’s something about the vocal lightness
Ok this is a bop.
“Fother mucking”
Karnak stop being a mood
Ok if they need a unanimous vote from the the choir, does that mean Jane Doe doesn’t get to vote?
I too quote inappropriate passages from plays during nativity plays
Noel you have some weird desires. Therapy might be your friend.
Christina Aguilera’s Beautiful on the bagpipes
Is Noel cis? Unclear
Noel buddy chum pal. What the hecky doodle doo?
Yeah the quality really does vary by performer
Profanity? In my chorus??? It’s more likely than you think.
Ocean stoppppp
She reminds me of this kid from my chem class in high school who always had to be right and have the last word
Oh my sweet gods I will kill Ocean myself if she gets brought back to life
Wait who’s doing drugs??? It would make so much more sense live instead of just images
Mischa what is happening
Oh no is he going to rap?
Oh no he’s gonna rap.
Help.
Mustard >>> uranium
Oh no. Mischa what are you doing honey?
Imagine if Cats had rapping.
Or if RtC was done in Lycra
That auto tune is sure a choice. Like it makes sense but also ... it’s a choice.
Does he have the hots for the ex-Prime Minister of Ukraine???
There’s so much happening. “I lay my masculinity at the later of your maiden hood” like ?????????
Oh no is this just the B section? Is he going to resume rapping?
He did not resume rapping. Thank the gods.
This video would be better without the weird overlay camera effects
Constance is not a virgin. apparently that’s important
OCEAN STOP
Ricky no. No. No. No.
I want 14 cats
What was in that Red Lobster?
This is the closest we’re going to get to a Cats crossover and I don’t know how I feel about that. I don’t even like Cats.
Ok so Jane Doe is one of the choir? Wait how big is this choir?
Can the headless body really come back to life though? Like would she be made physically whole or would she just die again?
There’s so much happening musically I’m this show.
Jane Doe sounds like my high school ex which is vaguely off putting.
Ok who haven’t we heard from yet? I get so thrown off because Ocean never stops and the images don’t tell me who’s talking
Ocean what the heck???
Constance deserves better
CONSTANCE DESERVES BETTER
of these kids I probably would get along best with Constance but also that would mean putting up with ocean and that’s a no go
Wait KARNAK YOU CANT JUST CHANGE THE RULES LIKE THAT.
But also Karnak is a mood and a half
Wow Ocean you’re actually speaking and I don’t hate you?
Oh ok they’re sending headless back. I guess she won’t just die again on her return.
That sure was some unexpected flashing
Ah yes gotta have an upbeat finale. We seem to have lost that creepy circus aesthetic
Jk it’s kinda back but also not.
Well that was a wild ride (no pun intended). I think I’d have to see an actual performance to make a call on how I feel about the show. It was just a bit hard to follow in this format.
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richneds-blog · 6 years
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a little reddie for u all
-when they were about 16 richie and eddie had both decided they wanted to move out of derry, together… they just hadn’t talked to each other about it.
-they had been best friends for fucking ages. eddie sort of fell for Richie when he was 14, and richie did the same.
-days turned into months, which turned into years of Richie tease-flirting with eddie, and the two of them being overly affectionate with each other, not thinking of them being anything more than ‘best friends’
-it wasn’t until bev said anything to Richie that he realised he’d fallen head over heels in love with his best friend.
-they were having a smoke together when she nonchalantly asked ‘so have you kissed him yet?’
-‘sorry, who is it that i’m kissing marsh?’
-‘um, eddie?’
-Richie’s breath hitched mid drag, causing him to start coughing on his cigarette
-‘what the fuck’ *cough* ‘huh?’
-after that Richie paid extra attention to eddie,
-he can’t believe he hadn’t noticed he liked eddie sooner himself. if everyone else had figured it out then maybe eddie had too
-when they were 16, Richie decided that he had enough. he was gonna tell eddie how he felt
-so he had it all planned out. he knew exactly what he was gonna say and how. organised&confident!richie
-you know on one of those nights, (obviously… it cant be reddie w/o Richie climbing thru eddie’s window at one in the morning) Richie carefully climbed through the unlocked window to eddie’s room, trying to be quiet to not wake mrs kaspbrak down the hall
-which of course involved Richie awkwardly pulling himself over the window-sill, tripping over his own feet and making a clatter before carefully pushing himself back up off the floor and sweeping his long curls off his face
-eddie was sitting on his bed shirtless reading a book, his beside lamp turned on, illuminating his face in the most flattering ways
-cue panicking&nervous!richie
-he took one look at eddie and everything he had planned went straight out the window he came in
-rich didn’t even give eddie time to say hello before he just
-“eddie i think im fucking in love with you”
-and eddie was shocked
-obviously not shocked at what he said but at the pure abruptness of it all
-well he was a little bit shocked because jesus Christ Richie likes me back wtfffff wtf wtf WTF
-so he did what any normal human being would do in the middle of an awkward situation
-he just started quietly, kinda psychotically, chuckling to himself
-like quick laughs in between really short breaths
-tbh Richie thought eddie was having an asthma attack
-“ohhhh shit oh shit okay fuck um its okay you don’t need to say anything i knew you wouldn’t feel the same i knew you couldn’t me back its fine, just can we please pretend this never happened ohhhhh fuck why did i do this, it was a bad idea from the beginning, fuck you marsh oh my g”
-eddie was just staring at Richie now, this huge blabbering mess like… what the fuck is going on.
-but Richie wouldn’t stop talking so eddie made his way over and off the bed, walked over to Richie and just put his hand over his mouth so he’d stop talking
-“jesus chee, shut the fuck up would you?”
-and Richie just mumbles an almost incoherent ‘okay’ from underneath eddie’s hand
-“calm down, its fine because i… love you as well”
-and Richie shoulders just un tense x1000 and hes like oh fuck i just embarrassed myself but its okay because eDDIE LIKES ME BACK FUCK YES MOTHERFUCKERS THANK YOU MARSH
-*still mumbling against eddie’s hand* “you do?”
-“yeah, I love you Richie”
-“cool… can i kiss you”
-“sorry what? I couldn’t hear that”
-“can I kiss you?”
-“sorry, hold on” (and just takes his hand off richie’s mouth)
-and as he does Richie just fuckin grabs eddies waist and pulls him into him and just, kisses him.
-and its sweet and its passionate and its everything they both hoped it would be
-and they just melted into each other
-and were both so fucking happy
-when they started dating none of the losers were even surprised, and they all knew every detail of what happened because eddie wouldn’t stop talking about it for the first MONTH
-“and he just went so fucking red and he looked so embarrassed but it was okay because he didn’t know what i knew which was that”
-“you loved him back, yeah we fucking get it eddie. tbh NONE of us are surprised. its been a fucking month now”
-but now fast forward to them STILL dating and they’re just about leaving school, and they both know they wanna get the fuck out of derry
-and when they talk to each other about it they decide they want to move to New York
-they got this cute little apartment in the city  
-and it’s absolutely gorgeous
-the night of moving day, they’re just sitting on a bunch of pillows arranged in the living room, Richie has his arm around eddie’s shoulders and they’re just sitting on the floor. just looking around at all the unpacked boxes around them
-there isn’t any furniture because Richie fucked up the dates they were moving with the moving guys
-“rich are you sure you want to organise the movers for us?”
-“yes eds, i’m sure i can do that. don’t you trust me?”
-there’s this big ass window in their living room/kitchen that looks over the city streets and all the lights from outside are flashing and they’re just cuddling on the floor feeling so content
-and they pull out heaps of pillows and blankets and just create a makeshift bed on the floor, and fall asleep in each others arms, feeling so fucking happy
-over the next few days, they finish unpacking, they have the furniture set up and they begin to decorate here and there
-and everything just feels so… right
-like they’re so happy to have moved out of the hellhole they lived in and just are feeling pure bliss because they can barely believe they managed to end up here living together
-Richie wants to get a ping pong table and put it in the kitchen
-but eddie doesn’t agree with that
-“look eds there’s SOOO much space”
-“Richie we aren’t having a ping pong table in our fucking kitchen”
-one morning when eddie wakes up, he realises that Richie isn’t in bed with him
-he sits up, feeling very confused, until he pulls himself out of bed
-he smells something really delicious and hes just like
-????????
-and walks out to the kitchen to see Richie shirtless, cooking breakfast, softly singing along to a song that’s playing over the radio
-and eddie just smiles to himself because look at my boyfriend, he’s gorgeous
-they’re build pillow forts in the living room and curl up watching movies when it’s raining outside
-“you can never be too old for a pillow fort babe”
-and sometimes Richie falls asleep on eddie’s lap while eddie plays with his hair
-Richie still plays guitar
-sometimes when eddie comes home from uni or work, Richie is already home and he’s sitting in the living room playing and singing
-sometimes he writes songs about eddie which makes eddie absolutely melt
-and when either of them has a bad day, they do whatever they can to make the other relaxed
-like cooking a nice dinner, running them a bath
-when eddie’s stressed or angry, Richie knows he doesn’t want to talk so he’ll give eddie gentle hugs and forehead kisses
-and he’ll play his guitar
-and when richie’s upset or having a bad day, eddie will sit down with him and talk. just talk. about nothing and everything all at once
-and eddie will play with richie’s hair which they both love
-also expect SPONTANIOUS ROMANTIC DINNERS
-like cute candle lit dinners with homemade food
-and even though they’ve been best friends since they were 13, and they know absolutely everything there is to know about each other, they still stay up all night talking about things
-they talk about themselves, or whats happening, how they’re feeling, they talk about deep shit like their fears and what they want for breakfast tomorrow morning
-and sometimes they’ll climb up the fire escape and sit on the roof
-they still see the losers regularly, switching between their place and bill & stan’s
-(YEAH I KNOW IM A SUCKER FOR STENBROUGH)
-bev ended up with ben and they decided they wanted to live in Europe, because its gorgeous there. plus bev has never been to paris,
-mike got a football scholarship at college and is living on campus
-so they don’t see them as much as they see bill and stan
-but all the losers get together in the holidays for thanksgiving, Christmas and new years and it’s just a big fucking party
-because u know what they say,,,,, friends who have shared trauma, stay together!!11!!!1!!
-reddie always orders a shit tonne of take out food because sometimes they’re too tired to cook
-“Richie we can’t have thai for the third night in a row, if i even smell it i reckon i’ll throw up, and i’ll throw up all over your new shirt”
-they have a joint closet in their room and eddie always steals richie’s sweaters because he likes how they’re too big for him, plus they smell of Richie
-and overall they’re just largely in love and they’re happy
-and fuck off IT never returns, stan never takes a bath, eddie never dies and RICHIE AND BILL ARE THE BEST MANS AT EACH OTHER’S WEDDING AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
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pepperpaprika · 7 years
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S3 Squeeing
Under the cut, mostly nonsense. :’D I’ll do a proper review once I digest it maybe!
First watch, no subtitles, GO.
(I’m sorry about name spellings)
EPISODE 1: 
huh they still have the same opening.
KEITH IS SO SAD
ah yes the zarkon shiro moaning
NO KEITH DONT DO THE WOBBLY EYES
ahhh i forgot the robovoiceover thing the bom have need to add.
skirts seem to be a status symbol with galra.
NINJA RUN OMFG.
oooh nice torpedo, hunk!
omfg an actual parade.
WAIT WAS IT KOLIVAN SAYING "IM SORRY KEITH" earlier??
pooegian? aw cute name. im seriously getting avatar flashbacks tho.
planet keffron, feathery ears
freedom fighters.
intergalactic fashion pirate coran- YES
lance is all about the glory lmao
OMG ALLURA NO- LOOK AT THAT SHOCK.
you can tell they ALL know they stepped on keiths landmine.
Commander Thrak --OH NO THEY ARE HIDING ZARKONS ILLNESS.
this guy is hunched.... OMG SHES A CHAMELEON.
LOL KOLIVAN IS AT THE HEAD
galra empire is most massive... it seems like it could rule another ten thousand years.
LOL KEITH. SO ANGERY.
poor boy.
oh hey pizza roll and pig in a blanket.
LOTOR a;lskdas;klj -Exiled prince -halfbreed at best, no honor -generals can fight for the throne -fighting beside your forces is considered lowly.
omfg. OMFG. LOTOR IS PRETTIER THAN I THOUGHT.
OMFG WHERE DID THEY COME FROM
YEAH GROWL BB
alskdjaskdjaskldj;asjkd;lasjkd;laslk;jdlasjk;dklajsd HES SHORT
LOL NICE PUNCH
Your own agression is your undoing.
oh he was expecting to be killed wasnt he.
arena is to the death confirmed.... so how did that robeast survive.
as;ldkjasdkjasd HEY THEY HAVE GEMS ON THEIR GLOVES/HANDS.
DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON A BLOODTHIRSTY GENERAL LOTOR PLS.
I mean sure theres an audience but still.
oh wow that guy has wolverine hands.
pet the kitty
let him rot with the ice worms~
LOL theyre all looking at lance... i guess they agreed beforehand.
EPISODE 2
nice seaside mediterranean city
is that an elephant?
whoah chameleon girls antenna is super long.
HOW DID THEY LAND GENTLY. oh i see... hmn ita racial.
whoah. she strong.
oh my god. HES THERE.
well i like how chameleon girl is like ty lee
LOL how allura chose the colors.
LOL SAME KEEF.
BLACK LION LOOKS SO SAD ON ITS SIDE. /CRAI
aw ladies first.
LOL PIDGE. lajkasdjasl;kdj
NOT IT. YES HUNK.YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY.
I LOVE IT HUNK.
PIDGGGGE
30 mins of lance sitting in the lion.
but im not you. i cant beat them like you.
PLEASE NO. OMG
LOL LANCES FACE. SO DISAPPOINTED.
I DONT ACCEPT THIS.
OMG SHES PLAYING WITH THE CAT
"no black lion"
oh. shes part snake not lizard?  DID SHE HYPNOTIZE HIM
THIS ONES FOR YOU SHIRO.
oh. they have warp technology.
Lancey Lance. JUST A PHASE. lmaooooo. HIS BEST LINE.
controls dont respond like the red lions.... hmm..
KEITH PROLLY TRAINED IT TO BITE MY HEAD OFF.
Allurance shoulder touch. well I didnt see that coming.
YEAH ALLURA.
There's something different about that lion... its pilot isnt in control.
lol keith thanks coran but not lance. I mean its not his fault this time, technically.
BE CAREFUL WITH RED.
weve seen enough, retreat.
LOL zarkon has a son allura: deeply disturbing.
LANCE STOP TALKING LIKE YOURE GONNA LEAVE HER FOR GOOD.
FALLEN WARRIORS.. AND SHIRO.
"I'm glad it was you."
OMG KEITH.
Episode 3
lol keith no. NOT EVERYONE CAN FLY A THING IN TWO MINS OK.
LOTOR WANTS TO KNOW MORE INFO
fkljas;kdfsaklj YES GO ONE ON ONE
LANCE WHY
omg. OF COURSE HES GOOD AT FLYING. OF COURSE.
DOES THIS THING HAVE BREAKS.
lol yes this was gonna suck from the start.
LOL GARRISON TRIO
GREAT LEADERSHIP KEITH FFFFFT
man this is a trainwreck.
oh man theyre not gonna be able to form are they.
LOL
LOTOR CAN SEE YOU
How disappointing... indeed, Lotor.
oh no keith playing straight into his hands.
nice planet tho.
omg. NOOOO KEEF NO.
huh Hunk has been really careful of allura huh :o its kinda interesting that hes the one who woories about her most... ope theres lance
'its not about the team its about the mission" - very telling.
lol he looks like orochimaru in that helmet, lotor.
generals call him lotor. interesting
LOL THAT SPLAT
alkdjasdkjsa NOOOO
oh no hes gonna capture allura first.
WHY ARENT THE LIONS GUIDING THEM?
ohhh no she dropped into the abyss.
aw shes super scared.
lol yes keith you followed him into his trap.
"oh em gee"
WHAT WOULD LANCE DO
laskdjasldjkaskjdjskjsadfjkljksdla
ALLURA WHY OMG. PARTICLE BARRIER.
abbb ok she must want to be guided. makes sense.
d;alsjdasl IM GLAD WERE ALL MAKING FUN OF LANCE looool.
ahhh there we go 3 eps in before voltron can be formed.
HUNK IM A LEG pretty cool right. IMMORTAL WORDS.
EPISODE 4
lol allura you were never gonna be the last alteans alive unless youre a lot worse at shapeshifting than you thought.
I love this science talk.
DONT GO INTO THE LIGHT.
oh its a wormhole.
ahah a time capsule ship of alteans. Nice.
Orrr not.
whoah lots of arms on that one. IS IT SLAV.
wheres slav anyway.
bom?
ALdaslk;djAS:LKdjasdljOMFG
OMFG.
YES IT IS SLAV AND SHIRO. SVEN.
aldfjlkqwlk;jehs ITS THE ACCENT.
"I MAY BE CRAZY"Nice slav.
ldjasd;lkj LOL LANCE HAS RED GUN.
"OH THATS HIM"
;ldkaslkak I LOVE ITTTTT
ALTEANS ARE EVIL. YES.
EMPRESS
WHAT IS THAT BEHIND THEM A YUPPER.
NO DONT HELP THE EVIL ALTEANS PIDGE.
its nice that all the new chars are girls.
alkjd;askdjasjkl;d I CANT EVERY TIME SVEN TALKS.
Moxus hmn. OMG BRAINWASHING. ALTEAN BRAINWASHING.
preservation of life. is the highest prioirty.. interesting...
YOOHOO UP HERE.
I love how sven has a mullet.
GUNS OF GAMORA.
Voltron can travel between realities. I love this plot device.
ohhhh no. oh nooo. shes doing it WHY ARE YOU SO BLIND.
awww the mice are so SAD.
i cant stop laughing whenever i see Sven.
ASLkdjaskld;jasjdkl THIS IS THE REALITY WHERE EVERYTTHING WORKS OUT FINE.
DOGPILE
I LOVE ITTTT.
;lkvsdf;aldkas;lkd LOL SVEN SVEEEN. lol shance with sven?
DOES HE DO THIS IN EVERY REALITY.
I LOVE THIS REALITY TOO SLAV.
NOOO DONT TAKE IT TO LOTOR. though thats probably needed to make a comparable weapon to voltron.
DESTROY IT
welp.
EPISODE 5
alk;sdjaskj SHIRO
SHOW ME THAT LONG HAIR BABY.
oh wait this is a dream isn't it.
whoah. such hair.
HOBO SHIRO
wtfffff is happeniiing. STAGE 3??
wow the animation quality went up tho.
YOU BE THAT AMERICAN NINJA SHIRO
hmm thigh wound.
anime snow...
aw haggar, its ok.
Yep thigh wound. Niiiiice legs. oh nooo.shiro.
interesting. an oasis of warmth. ohhhh NO NOO NO. GET AWAY.
TENTACLES.
WHAT IS THIS OTHER ALIEN.
lol shiros face. he's so done.
but somethings not adding up.
why was he allowed free?
eiii the return of the term "years"
IDK WHAT IT IS BUT HOBO SHIRO LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER RENDERED SOMEHOW? LIKE AN OVA?
lol yes why dint they GO WITH HIM.
but how did his hair get so long??
ALTERNATE REALITY?
VOLTRON.YES SHIRO. AH HES TOO FAST FOR ME.
oh. THAT ARM.
Lotor is on bad terms Haggar. I AM THE LEADER BUT I AM NOT MY FATHER.
holy shit that arm looks like shiros arm.
OH NO SHIROOO.
alksdjasjd OMG MEMORIES.
BLACK SAVE HIM. SAVE HIIIM.
NOODLES.
EPISODE 6
LANCE LIKE WHIPS. OF COURSE HE DOES.
WHERES SHIRO.
oh new white undershirt.
KEITH JUST TALKING TO SHIRO IN THE DARK IN HIS ROOM.
"they need you you know." Keith talking about himself.
AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES TO SAVE YOU SHIRO.
oh. SHORT SLEEVES.
oomg. omg.
I LOVE THE GEEK TALK.
...OH NO
HEY MAN.
SOLID MATH LOL.
Leave the math to pidge. LOL. solid advice.
HUNK BUTT WIGGLE.
LOL keith defers ofc.
THE HAIR IS ALL WROOONG. ITS GOING THE WRONG WAY.
oh no.
THIS MAY BE THE WORST POST IN THE GALRA EMPIRE BUT ITS MY POST. VICTORY OR DEATH. I LOVE YOU FOR THAT THROK.
oh its lotors guards.
???
OMG. OH NO. TELEDUV.
ohh no. SHEITH FIGHT.
lol they believe shiro ofc.
oh so it IS her.
OH YEAH AMBIDEXTROUS KEITH.
aw yes allura grab lances scruff.
ohhh no. this is a rift.
lotors brains vs shiros brains. hmn.
NICE KEITH.
ooooh no.
I wonder if Throk is still alive and can snitch.
Shoulder touch.
SOFT LOOK. The black lion has chosen you.
landing codes? what? whoa lotor. SO THAT PLAN WAS TO SET UP THROK? HES THAT PETTY??
episode 7
IS THAT HAGGAR?THE BLUE PALADIN??
ORIGINAL VOLTRON PALADINS
OH DEAR.
LOL ZARKON HAS A MACE. OR A HAMMER.
MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE AS AN ALCHEMIST THAN A SOLDIER
BEAR ALIEN
ERODES DISCIPLINE.
QUEENS AND KINGS NICE.
alluras already old there huh
and lions are super recent.
omg. ZARKON IS AFRAID OF CATS.
Minerva? Onerva?
OH ALLURA IS A BABY. THATWAS HER MOM SHES A PERFECT COPY.
HES MARRIED TO AN ALTEAN.
oh ships vs clean energy.
OH NO ITS SENTIENT.
why does she sound so dead???
WHY ARE THE LIONS ALL BANGED UP THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BE NEW??
also zarkon used to be so small
GALRA HAVE PUPILS
so blue lions are flirts. hmn.
IS THAT A LIL KITTY NOSE ON THEIR HELMETS?
THE SQUAD. THEYRE SO CUTE.
LOL LEG.
waiiit. WHY DOES KEITH STILL PUSH HIS BAYARD IN FOR FORM SWORD??
isnt it with lance now??
live foreverrr.
Enerva is Haggar??
ohhh thats why his eyes are pink. SO THISIS THE BIRTH OF DRUID MAGIC, THE PARTICLES.
....THATS IT??
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such-a-common-girl · 7 years
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Talk about... The biggest fight you've ever had??
Never been in a physical fight, but... I have been in some pretty big drama haha. 
So, oh god get ready for this one. I was sort of friends with this girl back in sophomore year of high school, we had met through my friend’s church, and me and her had kind of clicked you feel? She seemed SO genuine and cool, which is total bullshit, but back then man I thought we were like gonna be real close. She was super chill and we had a lot of the same interests, whatever. 
Anyways, I invite this bitch over to my house right. We’re having fun, facetiming guys, whatever. Being typical 16-year-old girls. Then she’s like “oh my god I love your dress!” Because my ass hadn’t put away my clean clothes yet and they were all sitting on the couch in my room waiting to be put away. And i was like yeah I like it too, obviously. She asks to try it on, I’m like sure. Go ahead. She tried it on, it looks good. Cool. Didn’t really give it a second thought after she took it off. 
Throughout the night or whatever she keeps trying to convince me to let her sneak out to go see some guy. I was like umm no I invited you over to hang out with me, not so you can sneak out lol. She got mad at me. Another thing she did was like keep hitting on my stepdad??? Like kept calling him a DILF and i was like WTF STOP RIGHT NOW 
The next day, before she left, she said something that pissed me off real bad. I don’t even remember what it was about, I’m pretty sure she had talked some shit on my best friend and I was like wtf bitch? And I remember I made up some excuse for her to leave ‘cause she had pissed me off so bad. I didn’t tell her that I was mad, I was just like “oh my mom said you have to go, sorry.” Whatever. As she’s leaving, this bitch shoves a pack of cigarettes in my hand and goes “omg hide this for me because my mom's gonna check my bag when i get home and that cant be in there.” And i was like wtfffff why did you even bring them. She just kinda like laughed or whatever didn’t answer my question, and then left. 
Later that day, i was finally doing my laundry. Go me. And I realize my dress isn’t there, and I’m like huhh?? So i check everywere, nope. Gone. I text her to see if she accidentally took it, she swore she didn’t have it. But that night I looked in my purse and legit $100 of my cash was gone. I was like this bitch fuckin’ stole my shit!! 
She still denied it. I literally was like bitch who else woulda stole my stuff, it was there when you came over & wasn’t when you left. I was kinda going off on her ahha i was being a bitch tbh. Anyways, she still denied it. Then her ass BLOCKED me on social media and posted a picture in my dress and holding up my cash. Thinking I wasn’t gonna see it. Thank god my friends came in fucking clutch and screenshotted it and was like YOOOOOOO. 
Anyways, so that was the beginning of the fight. I’m still blocked from like all her social media. My dumb ass started subtweeting her on twitter & i even posted an instagram picture of me, her, & my other friend at a Rockies baseball game (we were all in Colorado together) and i captioned it “shoutout to the blonde bitch on the right who stole my stuff” or something like that. And someone showed her, yeah yeah. You feel. Just dumb shit like that. 
So this hatred kinda lasted between us for a long ass time, and I saw her at a party a few months ago, and boy let me tell you... I about punched that bitch in the face so damn quick. I was trying to be the mature person and not start up shit from the past, whatever. But her ass started talking shit the minute I walked into that party and i was like wtf really. Nothing happened and she left the party eventually. Not because of me, but because her probation officer had called her and was like onto her or some shit, idk. 
She still hasn’t to this day admitted she stole my stuff... Even though I literally had proof... Whatever. 
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December 4, 2017
So today started off pretty early, because there was quite a bit that we wanted to do. However we didn’t actually get to fit most of it in… LOL So we started by going to Damnoen floating market. This floating market was actually really far from our Airbnb, it’s about an hour and a half car ride there. But it was pretty worth it in my opinion. The first floating market that we wanted to go to, I think it was called amphawa was closed, so we had to go to Damnoen. We were split into two boats- Josh, Crystal, Vincent, and I were in one, Katie, John, Bonnie, and Ryo were in the other. The market was set up so that there’s just shops set up along the riverbank, and if we wanted something we would just tell our boat driver to stop and we could get off to shop around. I ended up buying a pair of elephant pants there, and ugh I regret it because it was 350 Baht, and we could have found it for so much cheaper if we waited haha. Vincent and I both bought a pair because we were the only ones who didn’t have any because everyone else bought it while they were in Phuket. We also stopped along one of the restaurants for lunch, and hmm I wasn’t the biggest fan? I got the shrimp sautéed with basil and chili over rice. I just thought some things tasted funny, and I really didn’t want to risk anything so I didn’t really eat. Oh this is also something super random, but the soda here tastes different… a good different but different… LOL I cant put my finger on it, but it just tastes so good. After lunch, we just continued along the mini river and it was an overall relaxing experience. We also stopped at a temple, so we took a few pictures there. They’re pretty strict with the dress code here, so when I got there, one of the ladies gave me a scarf to put over my shoulders because I was wearing a dress.
Oh gosh, it’s times like these where I get to spend a lot of time with Josh do I realize how much I’m going to miss him when we have to leave. I have less than 20 days with him and it’s insane to think about that. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten so close to someone like him before. He’s not exactly the person that I would be willing to tell everything to, but he is someone that I am extremely comfortable around. It’s like I grew up with him or something. Maybe because I know that he’s gay? So it just makes me more relaxed around him without a guard? Idk. But gosh im gonna miss him so much. He’s also so considerate so he always takes care of me. Like whenever we get on and off the boat, he’s always the one to steady me to make sure I’m okay, or if im getting attacked by flies he’s the one that will fan me. He treats me like his little sister and it just makes me happy haha.
Anyways! After the boat ride, we took an uber to go back. And overall the uber costed around 80 usd roundtrip. Which is not that bad, like 20 dollars per person for an hours drive? But hmmm a bit pricier than I would be happy to pay for. We were all so tired though, we all knocked the fuck out LOL. And the traffic back was horrendous, so we were stuck in traffic for about 2-2.5 hours. SMH. That’s also why we didn’t have time to go to the temples on the same day. Which is fine, but I just wish that we didn’t have to waste so much time on transportation.
After that we went back to our Airbnb to just relax for a bit, and I ended up falling asleep for like 45 minutes. I guess a powernap never hurts anyone, especially someone who has been consistently running on 4 hours of sleep ugh save me. After that, we went to the Asiatique Waterfront. Basically it’s like a boardwalk almost? A bunch of shops, more shops than we had time to walk around, and there’s a ferris wheel and a carousel there as well. Pretty cool. We had dinner at a random restaurant there, but ugh it was kinda disappointing. The bill turned out to be around 350 per person, which isn’t bad but the portion sizes were so small I feel like no one was full at the end of the meal. My favorite thing that I tried there had to be the pineapple fried rice though. Then we all walked around some more, took a few pictures before splitting up. A group of us went to go find the fish spa- basically you stick your feet into a tub of water that’s filled with fish that attack you and eat your skin. LOL ok that sounds a lot scarier than it is because they only eat the dead skin cells off. It was honestly such a weird sensation though, and we were all screaming when we first put our feet in because it’s just SO STRANGE. It’s like a thousand tiny little nips that are ticklish. Hard to explain but LOL it was so cool though. It was like 3 usd for 15 minutes. After the spa, our feet felt so much softer. I would definitely do it again haha. It was also nice because I think a lot of them ate the skin off of calves where my bug bites were so hopefully it’ll help with the scarring?
After the fish spa, we walked around some more and did some souvenir shopping! I bought these really cute pouches that say “Thailand” on them, and also elephant pants for ssgc. LOL this is why I thought it was such a rip off to buy them at the floating market because I got them for 150 at these markets. I paid over 2x the price for my first pair… smh smh. I also bought an extra pair IN CASE you would like them. If not, then yay another pair for myself. LOL But I figured they’re super comfortable and if you’re willing to wear them it’d be pretty cool.
Then we just met up with everyone else at around 11:30 pm, and we headed back to our Airbnb. HOWEVER, the night wasn’t over yet. Because some pretty freaky shit happened at our Airbnb. So one thing that I didn’t mention yet is that our Airbnb has some wacky locks. Like you know the design of keys in necklaces? How it looks like a fairytale key, yeah that was the key to our front gate. I don’t even know how it works, I just know that if we stick it in it works? LOL but then there’s also 3 more layers of doors to the front door. One of the layers is closed with a padlock… yeah you just literally lock a padlock on it. And the last one is this seemingly normal lock in the door, only it won’t lock from the inside half the time. L o l. ok anyways. So freaky thing number 1- the lights in the hallway flickr… a lot. Ok scary shit number two: Bonnie was showering and afterwards she came downstairs laughing telling us that we were being lame. And we were like what? Because Josh, Vincent, Katie and I were chilling at the second level living room, and they were with me the entire time. And she was like “one of you guys kicked my door hella hard” and we were like …. Wtf no one did. And she just kept laughing and saying I know one of you guys did just stop. And it just got freakier because she was so sure that it was one of us when we all knew that it wasn’t. And then she took us upstairs to demonstrate how loud the bang was and it was extremely loud and there’s no way that it would’ve been caused by wind. Ok scary shit number 3: josh was like “im going to go upstairs to check on crystal” and then he walks up stairs and we all heard a really loud bang and he came downstairs and said that while he was walking by our room, my door suddenly slammed hella hard. LOL like wtfffff
Ok yeah so a bunch of freaky shit happened so katie and I packed up our stuff and we were about to sleep downstairs, but after we all calmed down we decided that it’s probably ok to just sleep in our room lol but yeah it was pretty freaky. Other than that it was a really fun day haha. Pretty cool to see the city.
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