#i cant yall

[izakiisdead]

Festive Love.

ii Reader isnt actually mute but prefers to not speak but reader has very expressive face expressions.

ii He only speaks when needed, if not then he’ll be quiet.

a/n : HELP I TRIED WRITING A MAKE OUT SESSION AND ITS SO TRASH (MIGHT UPDATE ON IT)

Cw: not proofread :’3, semi nsfw at the end,

im so insecure abt this oneshot man HELP…

Requested by : Nobody

Genre : Short make out sesh in the end (NSFW maybe ?)

Naruto Uzumaki x Silent!Male Reader

(Part 1)Wake Up M/n !!

*RINGGGG*

You groaned at the sound of your alarm while trying to stop it from ringing like a bitch but end up falling off the bed.

“Tch… ouch” You got up and rubbed your head. You looked at the clock and it’s 6:30 am. You stared at the intimate object as you put it back at it’s original place and got back into bed. “Just 5 more minutes….” You groggily said before dozing off.

Timeskip “5 minutes later” (9 hours later)

*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*

“(M/N) SANNNNN OPEN THE DOORR !!!!” Naruto yell as loud as he can, hoping you would hear him. “Maybe we’ll just wait for him?” Sakura suggested. “It’s no use !! its been 9 hours !! He’s such a heavy sleeper.” Naruto replied. Sai was standing beside Sakura while nodding at him. “Its already almost 4 pm !” Naruto added as he puffed his cheeks in annoyance.

“Is (M/n) always this late ?” Sai calmly asked. “Well.. not really but today he seem to be taking a while to get up, I wonder what’s going on.” Sakura responded. Naruto was starting to grow impatient of the silent male and thought of an idea. “Let’s pick on the locks !!” He said with a mischievous smile.

*PAK*

“NO NARUTO.” Sakura smacked his head. “Agh ! That hurts Sakura chan !” Naruto winced. “Serves you right. We are ninjas not an intruder !” Sakura responded.

You were up in your room watching the whole show go down outside, sneaking in some silent chuckles. You actually woke up 3 hours ago but decided to skip practice because you were mentally exhausted.

You finished getting dressed and decided to go out by using the window instead of the door because why not ? You opened the window and jumped out of it; while doing so you tried to close the windows as fast as you could. You sneak up behind the three and acted as if you were there the whole time.

You tapped on Naruto’s shoulders to get his attention. “GAHHH A MONSTER !!!” You frowned at his words. “S-sorry (M/n) I thought it was a mons— HOW DID YOU GET HERE ?!?!” You let out a silent chuckle.

“Since we’re all here now we should get going—-”

“You missed practice today (M/n)” Sai cuts Naruto off. “He was wondering where you are, so am I. I’m glad you’re not hurt (M/n).” He added, chuckling a little then smile at you. You chuckled back at him while nodding at his statement.

“[Im sorry I wont let that happen again]” You signed with a smile. Sai was a little confused but Sakura helped him understand what you’re trying to say.

Naruto saw how your face lits up a little when you and Sai we’re talking. ‘W-what’s this feeling inside me..’ He thought to himself.

Naruto, without thinking held your hand; startling you. Your eye’s widen at the blonde boy’s action but you allowed his hand to intertwine with yours.

You turned to look at the pouting blondie.

“Ah ! Lets get going shall we ? Time wont wait for us will it ?” Sai said as he was staring into the abyss while you and Sakura nodded. Naruto, is still pouting. You smiled at him then tapped his shoulders.

He noticed you tapped his shoulders then lends you his ear. “Lets get going Naruto kun” you whispered into his ears; causing him to fluster up. Yes, he has heard your voice multiple times yet it still flusters him because you rarely use it and your voice sounds like whispers from an angel, enough to make a guy like him melt over it.

The both of you noticed how Sai and Sakura are already ahead of you two. Naruto held your hand a little tighter then sprints towards them, dragging you as well. It took you a while to catch up with Naruto’s pace.

The four of you are supposed to be heading to a festival after practice but of course you weren’t at practice but you still went with them. You’re going because you’re not going to miss out on good snacks they have at the festival.

(Part 2 Festival time !)

The four of you arrived right on time, the walk took the four of you around 2 hours.

You are on Naruto’s back because you were getting a little tired.

You got off Naruto’s back and gave him a bow as a ‘thank you’. “[thanks for letting me ride your back ! You’re extremely strong Naruto !]” You signed as you gave him a closed eye smile, he blushed seeing your adorable smile.

“N-no problem ! Anything for my boyfriend!! Or m-maybe future husband?” Your face reddens when you heard the last few sentences. You held his hands while trying to hide your embarrassed face.

“Awh ! Look at you two !! Now hurry up or we’ll leave you two.” Your body stiffness when you heard Sakura’s voice change. Sai nodded as he crosses his arms with a smile.

“We’re fine here !! We can just move at our pace ! You two go without us !” Naruto yelled with a wide smile. Sakura smiled at you two before leaving you two be.

[Sakura and Sai arent in a relationship, they’re just friends. Sakura is just helping him out incase things gets awkward for him]

As the two of you are now alone, Naruto picked you up bridal style and went to a more hidden place.

He gently places you down, not wanting to hurt you. “N-naruto..” he can feel his pants tent up from the sound of your voice. He ignored it. His face reddens and without thinking he kissed you.

The two of you were slowly adjusting into it. He slid his tongue into your mouth and explored the wet caverns of your mouth. He then pulled away to let you breathe since you were getting a little breathless. “(M/n)… may I continue?” He asked as he pulled you closer to which you nodded. He continued kissing your lovely lips while holding your hands and caressing it at the same time.

Despite his energetic personality, he’s very slow and gentle when it comes to this kind of stuff. He made sure you were comfortable during the whole make out session.

He took a break from kissing your lips so he can appreciate the other kissable spots of your body such as you neck, your cheeks, your forehead, your hands and etc (wink wonk *JOKING*)

“(M/n). I. love. you.” He said in a playful yet low voice in between kisses. You nuzzled at his neck while hugging him. “I love you too.” You said in a whisper like tone. Your breath hits his neck as you speak, making him fluster up.

“(M/n) sweetie, let’s continue this make out session behind closed doors shall we” You blushed at the male’s statement. You shyly nodded. Naruto was swooned by how cute you are then proceeded to pick you up then planted little kisses on your skin.

“Cmon honey, we got a festival to go to!” He said in his usual happy tone. You laughed at the male’s antics as you planted a small kiss on his cheeks. “Hey ! Sneaking a kiss on me huh ?” He kissed you as he was chuckling. “I love your kisses (M/n)” he holds you closer.

You guys took so long, the fireworks have already fired up.

The two of you watched the fireworks while enjoying eachother’s company. Naruto held you closer as your were focused on the fireworks.

-FIN

#male reader #x male reader #mlm #fluff #gay #x reader #naruto #sai #sakura #naruto x male reader #naruto x reader #naruto x you #bad smut #ARGHHH #naruto shippuden #oneshot #i cant yall #naruto uzumaki #uzumaki naruto #naruto uzumaki x reader

[duckymcdoorknob]

Me: life is meaningless

*Canon ticklish Gaming*

Me: life has one meaning

#t content #planet dumbfuck #ducky shut the fuck up about Gaming challenge #I CANT YALL #he’s just so cute #he’s just a little guy #the boy ever #Genshin tickle

[itsmewhisps]

Bruh... I had enough of Gun's horror faces throughout the chapter and now this

I mean it was supposed to look magnificent and symbolic with Gun and DG but their faces just reminds of that zoolander face

#lookism #jong gun #jong gun lookism #lookism gun #lookism spoiler #park jonggun #lookism webtoon #diego kang #Everytime i look at their faces it reminds me of that zoolander meme #I cant yall #zoolander #Im not sorry #You all have to suffer with me

[louisplumpyass]

louis calling harry his brother

🤝

patrick calling tom his cousin

#i cant yall #louis tomlinson #harry styles #one direction #one direction fandom #larry #larry stylinson #louis and harry #stylinson #harry and louis #my policeman #tom and patrick

[mrsdulac]

Watching the extended trailer again and again and again and again and aga

#I CANT YALL #I CANT DO THIS #JUST KILL ME 😭 #interview with the vampire

[star-pup01]

I get so mentally exhausted when I get beamed with a totk post about how the lore is actually a galaxy brain move, and then they go on to explain how there's like... one construct somewhere who gives you this info... or that if you actually fill in all of the gaps with assumptions that the story is great. I just want a well made story that's portrayed in the game itself. I don't want all of the story being in the background and in the past. I want the prequel acknowledged more than one line of dialogue. I want good storytelling. Please.

It sucks too, because I really like some of the ideas totk has, but its execution ends up sidelining a lot of characters, assassinating character development that was happening in Breath of the Wild, and being far too scared to take any risks. If I ever write for Tears of the Kingdom, I'm gonna be writing foe-fiction instead of fanfiction at this rate. What a missed opportunity.

#totk #totk spoilers #totk criticism #i cant yall #ganondorf sucks #zelda deserved more #link got his character assassinated #i just cant

[sharpth1ng]

IMPORTANT SCIENTIFIC RESULTS:

32 out of 38 of you think Stu is hung.

6 of you are big dick Billy truthers.

Some of you think Randy has a massive shlong.

I don't know what to do with this information but I'm so proud of everyone who voted lmao, thank you so much for the science. Live your fucking truth.

#I cant yall #this has been so entertaining thank you #love to the big dick Billy rebels #love to the dumb hung Stu hoard #love to the dark horse Randy packing wild ones #yall are powerful and subversive #dick measuring contest

[thedeafprophet]

this is in fact the most important part okay thank you by

#“aaaaaaaa” <---- loosing their mind because blorbo #horticulture hell #fl spoilers #I CANT YALL #OH MY GOSH

[yourlocalcreativeproblem]

HANNAH WHAT DOES THIS MEAN WHY WOULD YOU SAY "OKLAHOMA" WHAT WHAT W H A T

#i cant yall #hannah waddingham #ted lasso #ted lasso season 3 #tl3

[juliaharts]

not me having to tell a 30 year old man that you can’t fuck the butt dry!!!!

#I cant yall

[reineydraws]

this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

#one piece #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #opla fanart #opla #zosan #one piece fanart #one piece live action #vinsmoke sanji #sanzo #comic #op comic #incorrect one piece quotes #did yall notice mackenyu has slight dimples. i cant stop noticing them now. 🥲💖 #and taz skylar's smile... ah. 🥰🥰 #anyways i saw this post and thought it was perf for opla bc zoro was like 'why are we bringing the waiter' lol #and i wanted to draw mackenyu's zoro a little bit bc he is so!! pretty!!!!!

[lvnesart]

Need yall to know he drives me crazy

#kaveh #genshin impact #i drew this last night but i cant post on here at 3am so yall get him now

[patrick-stewart]

Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker AHSOKA | 1.05

#star wars #ahsoka series #anakin skywalker #starwarsedit #ahsokaedit #swedit #starwarsblr #hayden christensen #userconstance #usersansa #usermelanie #userelio #useremi #uservalentina #underbetelgeuse #* #ahsoka spoilers #how are we doing yall #i cant sleep so have this quick anakin set <3

[louisplumpyass]

i... i need to— sit down

#good lord #I CANT YALL #louis tomlinson #one direction #one direction fandom

[nouverx]

I absolutely loved the recent duo print of Alastor and Charlie on streamily and I wanted to make an hypothetical duo print of Alastor and Niffty in a similar style. A man can dream 💀

I also wish he had one with Rosie ofc he needs a duo print with all his girlies. Maybe I'll draw that next time who knows

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #hazbin niffty #alastor #digital art #my art #clip studio paint #alastor and niffty #platonic ofc #I havent drawn them together in a while I missed them my favourite murderous psychopaths duo #I wasnt posting much lately because I was visiting friends and family last week; I was away from home for a while #but now I'm back and ready to feed yall more radiorose #and more alastor in general bc goddamn i love this murderous deer man #also yeah sorry the background is straight up out of the show I didnt draw that one I cant draw backgrounds for shit #but one day... one day I'll draw my own backgrounds

[danihow]

✿: i give this flower to blogs i think deserve more love and the best of everything! (๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ ♡ don't forget you're so precious!

this is probably the sweetest thing someone's ever said to me

#like #i cant yall