#i chat shit

[taylors-a-goblin]

This is the kind of energy I bring to most conversations.

#adhd post #adhd stuff #neurodiversity #i chat shit #like all the time

[constellationclarke]

Biggest crime of episode 5 is having everyone not shut the fuck up and just spotlighting Harwin dancing

#crispy and laenor's boyfriend are such fucking morons #i don't careeeeee just let me see the hot man dancing and looking fine #house of the dragon #harwin strong #the thirst. it's real bad guys #i chat shit

[queerdraws]

it's zoro's birthday!! happy birthday big guy, may you say many more insane things to your enemies in the coming years

#one piece #zolu #comic #a while ago I reread some of the earlier arcs in one piece and was caught off guard by zoro's dialogue in the daz bonez fight #finally got around to making a comic abt it #boys fluctuating wildly between chatting shit n making jabs at eachother n having a sweet heartfelt moment #they have the range #the weird shape next to zoro's face in the second panel used to be a question mark #umm but it didn't get erased fully apparently #and im too lazy to do anything about that now that i've noticed it so enjoy! #oh also when luffy says baaastard hes imitating zoro saying temeeeee #does quite have the same feel...“baaaa” like a sheeps bleat vs the kinda drawl-y rumble of “meeee”...oh well

[soulboundsky]

Me: "BOOB ATTACK!"

My GF, muffled by my fat tits: "y i p p e e !"

#sapphic #funny #we lost our shit for over a minute #i love her so much chat

[anoant]

Pictochat!

#ant's art #homestuck #hs #someone on twitter asked me how they're chatting on different wifis #my theory is that they have a super long LAN cable #or Jade super hacked them to work internationally idk #beta kids #john egbert #dave strider #jade harley #rose lalonde #dude i miss my DS #shit was fire

[buggachat]

yes the peacock miraculous obviously needs to be felix's and is extremely significant to him and there's so much poetry about the fact that he is the holder of the very miraculous that created him and him being the holder of it is deeply entrenched into the plot. HOWEVER.

sometimes i miss the cat!adrien vs dog!felix dynamic. because it was really fucking funny

#also like. if you listed out the personalities of adrien and felix to an unbiased third party #and asked them to assign one as dog and the other as cat #it would absolutely be dog!adrien and cat!felix. right? like it would. #adrien is like a little golden retriever who follows you around. felix knocks shit off your counters just to get a reaction out of you. #but no. cat!adrien dog!felix. like what the fuck is up with that. bring it back it was so weird #ladybug: aw darn :/ i gave the dog miraculous to the cat-coded guy by accident! i meant to give it to adrien. HE'S the dog guy #chat noir: excuse me? #also the fact they were fucking pet-coded?????? AND THEYRE SENTIMONSTERS??? FUCKED UP TBH. BRING IT BACK

[rinhaler]

@saturnsatnin HAS STOLEN MY WORK

So I wrote this fic for a collab back in early November and this person has decided to steal not only the entire thing, but my requests and drabbles too. I haven’t had a proper look but I am SHAKING with anger. The only thing they changed is the characters involved. I’m not sure if they’ve stolen anyone else’s work, but you know people like this are too lazy and in creative to write their own stuff so please make sure to see if anything of yours has been stolen.

I am FUMING I have no idea what to do in this situation.

#🧚🏽‍♀️ — luxe chit chat #tw stealing #tw discourse #I guess #Jesus CHRIST if you want to fucking get clout just write your own shit it’s not HARD #austin butler smut #dominik szoboszlai smut

[captainswhore]

you see price sitting like this when you walk into a room post mission- and you know exactly what it is he needs.

he's licking at you and holding your thighs open with his rough palms- and you can't take it. his calluses and his beard and the fabric of his sleeves are rubbing at your legs just right- but not enough for you to lose focus on his hot tongue rubbing on you and in you and you've never been wetter in your LIFE.

his only problem? you're still moving too much. he can't reach where he wants to inside of you because you keep wiggling out of his way. his hands want to touch you everywhere- not just hold your thighs still. this is when he begins to squeeze at you everywhere, and tell you to rest your thighs on his shoulders.

"b-but price- hhnngh ohmygod- i c-can't. they're too big. thighs are too big"

you whine at the loss of contact, but then you look down and see him staring at you with massive pupils and a wet face. "lovie- my shoulders are broad for a reason. rest your thighs on em and i swear they'll have enough room"

and you listen, and you're crushing his ears with your thighs, and he's never been happier. the next time you look down? he's rutting into the mattress and you see his hips stutter when he groans into you and your vision goes white

(@chamomiletealeaf and i had SUCH A HORNY discussion about this and she told me to post it so here i am- and also omg photo creds to her. we've gotta reign it in lmfao)

#if only you guys could see our chats. they're so so filthy #shout out to the first friend i've made on this lil side blog of mine- bless up! #i still don't know how to tag SHIT #but imma try my best!! #john price drabble #john price x reader #john price x reader drabble #john price smut #john price x reader smut #oh god how else do i do this this feels so awkward and weird #cod smut #cod x reader #cod drabble #task force 141 #task force 141 x reader #task force 141 smut #uuhhhh #yeah that works enough #im gonna need to be someone's smut protege or something so i can learn LMFAO

[doydoune]

it's the year of our lord 2023 and I'm only now learning about Phoenix's and Maya's baker era

pov: you're living your best life making bread and a Lego figurine bursts into your bakery and now you have to prevent a girl from being burned alive as a witch

#phoenix beating the shit out of the bread offscreen while maya is trying to maintain a professional behaviour is HILARIOUS #avec le chat qui spam petris moi la pate phoenix mdrrrr #yeah i'm finally catching up on the layton vs phoenix crossover game #thank you antoine daniel i owe you my life #i'm kinda sad it's not canon in both universes can you imagine #hey edgeworth have i told you about the time i was a baker with maya FOR FIVE YEARS #jesus christ i'm only realising now phoenix spent more time playing poker and being a baker than being a LAWYER #at this point being a lawyer is more like a hobby #dounart #phoenix wright #ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #miles edgeworth #hershel layton #professor layton #maya fey #professor layton vs phoenix wright #plvspw #narumitsu #if you squint #art #fanart

[treasureplcnet]

inverness here they come!!!!

#ignoring canon. does everyone know that esther forces her way back into his life even in a world where they don't have to meet #and then they just ditch london and live an oddly quiet life until the end of the war in scotland. they told me that. #more than anything in the world i am always thinking of the incredible force that these two are and how determined they are to survive #please see: esther genuinely trying to shoot him (makes me laugh everytime i see it) and the way karl blends himself into every scenario #not above lying not above running away just trying to get by. 'i treat others the way they treat me'. distrustful by default #and finally the only reason these two stop kicking and clawing is the budding family they accidentally form #AND THEN THE LAST 20 MINUTES OF EP4 HAPPENS. #ep8 gives me a semblance of peace. theyre in inverness to ME. #i do also rly adore their twin rbf. at any given moment they look as though theyre chatting shit (they are) #AND the gun thing is so funny. the gun fails and instead of giving up esther just tries to shoot him again LLOOOLLLL #no thoughts towards the consequences and with no experience with guns as well. she's literally goated #jacob fortune lloyd's interview on this and his thoughts on their relationship also makes me a tiny bit sick so . #anyways. WATCH BODIES #karl weissman #esther jankovsky #bodies netflix #my art #bodies 2023

[constellationclarke]

If anyone ever doubts how much I love Mamma Mia, today on the train I started feeling travel sick but just listening to music wasn't enough to deal with how long left I had of the journey so I put Mamma Mia on and even though looking at screens usually makes the sickness worse, it actually went away almost immediately and I then had to literally hold back tears of joy for the first 20-30 mins of the movie (how long I managed to watch before the trip ended) because I just love it so much

#continued watching a bit more on the tube and when they showed bill harry and sams looks back when Donna knew them #i was almost hooting and hollering with glee #mamma mia #i chat shit

[remy]

I have $28 to last me the next two weeks. I am also going to be missing $136 from my next paycheck because my work is out for two days. Could someone please help me out 😭

Pypal

Vmo is negans

#chats #please help 😭 i hate this shit I have been draining my savings like crazy since my grocery card got cancelled #its so expensive to be alive

[thatqueerbat]

catching up on docs streams, and he's talking about religion/spirituality and how it guides people's beliefs etc. he mentions how (generally) people like to be outraged by things [that dont affect them], like who other people are, and then immediately says 'if you're lgbtq you'll know what im talking about'

and i absolutely do. and its so wild to me how he just. drops that in. then starts talking about how it shouldn't matter who you are, how you can still do be incredibly religious and respect queer people, that the most important thing is that your beliefs don't hurt other people. how you should respect pronouns, that being 'indoctrinated' into being queer isn't a thing.

all whilst he's mining for diamonds using a freaking mega tunnel bore. like its any other conversation you might have

which it certainly is, for me. but a 40 something cishet man? not your standard casual conversation topic, not usually. and even though i already knew he was a supportive guy, hearing a conversation like this outside of an explicitly queer space, unprompted by a queer person. just solidifies what kind of person he is. and gives me faith that even outside of queer specific spaces, important conversations are happening, its not just us protesting and yelling into the wind, no one giving a shit. and its happening in some pretty unexpected places. which id say is pretty neat. its nice to have some hope for a change.

(all that to say, this is a docm77 stan household)

#i wasn't expecting to ramble so much oops #half the chat is being incredibly supportive. a chunk are being absolute shitheads. but hes not taking their shit #unexpected queer convo setting off more emotions than ive felt in a while kinda came out of left field #but its just. so nice. hearing this guy who isn't queer and definitely doesn't have an extremely noticeably queer audience #casually talking about this. mentioning my community. saying how people should just respect us and move on with their lives #entirely out of nowhere #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #docm77 #queer rights

[sidedoodlez]

idk ill probably never finish this

#ladynoir #wip #ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #ladybug #ladybug x chat noir #marinette #adrien agreste #think this was based off some old drawing I loved a million years ago but I can't remember the artist or the drawing but I can see it #vaguely in my brain #add it to the big pile of shit I never finish

[rustygateofme]

#what the fuck #8 years for that shit? #it feels like a cliffhanger #and I don’t know if it’s worse #there is no cat noir in this show #miraculous is done #I talk only through destiel meme these days #i’m sorry #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous #miraculous spoilers #miraculous ladybug #mlb #mlb spoilers #adrien agreste #I was curious and I’m disappointed #gabriel agreste #marinette dupain cheng #miraculous s5

[d1rthaus]

Road to Nowhere 12” / 7” Cover Art - Talking Heads 1985

#talking heads #david byrne #new wave #little creatures #1985 #little creatures the youngest child of th discography #true stories and naked are more like cousins #if I could explain what I mean in a more approachable way I would but unfortunately I’m only chatting shit this morning