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jiwoonsea · 5 months

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Thinking about Gortash’s hair and how it changes throughout his life… gnawing on him like a little chew toy in my brain rn

Like, we all know gort for his iconic silly little emo cut right? But here, he has some different looks in his concept art…

So, here’s some of my headcanon-y ideas on how he presented himself through his life in terms of hairstyle (and some durgetash thoughts!)

In his childhood, Gortash’s hair was often messy and unkempt. A sign of personal neglect, as he rarely received consistent attention from his parents. Thus, he often resorted to chopping it off himself, an early version of the “emo medieval sasuke” look we are so used to seeing from him.

Gortash grew out his hair in the house of hope. He wore it in a slicked back ponytail, often fidgeting with it and braiding it when he got bored. It gave off a formal, handsome, pretty long haired angry sad boy vibe. There was a point in time where Raphael ordered his servants to style Gortash in his own image, but ultimately decided to waste little time on the brat and let him manage his looks on his own. It was in the house of hope that Gortash learned how to “clean up” his whole look.

Once Gortash left the house of hope, he cut his locks, as he had learned how “hair holds memories”. He was to be a new man, a brilliant inventor and future archduke.

And thus, as he made his way up the chain of nobility, Gortash wore that short, slicked back style as seen in the concept art. That is, until he met his favourite Bhaalist, the dark urge.

As he grew closer to durge, he let his hair grow once more, decorating it with pretty trinkets brought to him by his beloved and letting durge sit down and comb their sharp fingers through it. It was an expression of love and vulnerability, as if to say, “i want my hair to hold the memories of you”. (Now more closely resembling his early concept look)

And finally, with the loss of the Dark Urge and his heart drenched with sorrow, Gortash cut his hair again, like the dramatic bastard that he is. And thus, we come to see his regular and iconic emo scruffy look.

#just some thoughts that have been microwaving in my brain for the last few weeks #again I love gort and I want to give him many many kisses #my lovely wife enver gortash #jiwoonsea rants #bg3 #gortash #gortash x durge #dark urge x gortash #baldurs gate gortash #lord gortash #lord enver gortash #bg3 gortash #enver gortash #gortash headcanon #bg3 durge #bg3 bhaalspawn

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x-emeraldsky-x · 2 months

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Sasuke pressed his index finger to his lips, looking up at Sakura from where he sat. She continued to cut ingredients for dinner, noticing his gaze after a few minutes. He averted his eyes, cheeks dusted a light pink. He tried to play it off by resting his chin on his hand, but Sakura new this game all too well.

His indirect question was answered with a gentle kiss, the taste of cucumber and capsicum tingling off Sakura's lips. She's always had a habit of snacking on her cooking ingredients. He brought his hand to the back of her neck to deepen the kiss, subsequently stopping her weak attempt to pull away. Sakura obliged in his desire until her back strained from leaning. She nipped his lip, causing him to yelp, and made her escape during his distraction.

"How about after I cook dinner, hm?"

Sasuke pouted. He wanted her now, and his desire for her outweighed any desire to wait, but there was promise in her voice. Promise that after cooking, she'll take him to their bedroom and pin him down. And for that, Sasuke would wait a lifetime if he needed to.

He watched her closely, every small tense of her muscular arms made him want to be held, the short glances of her eyes made him want to be seen, and the gentle grip of her hands made him want to be touched. Every second he spent staring, the more he sat wanting.

Sakura finished chopping and turned to the stove, a pan already oiled and heated waiting for her. Sasuke shifted the chair to see better, marvelling at how unphased she was when the oil splashed on her arm when the ingredients went in.

Part of him felt silly for finding such small things so amazing, but the growing impatience pushed the thought to the back of his mind.

He watched her swirl the vegetables with a wooden spoon, taking note of her concentration and technique. Sasuke felt a pang of jealously in his chest, even though it was just a pan and spoon. He wanted her focus on him.

Sasuke stood from his chair and shuffled next to her, looking up at her and resuggesting his advance.

This time, however, Sakura didn't pull her gaze to him, she didn't lean in nor did she pause what she was doing. Sasuke pulled himself closer, placing himself in her periphery.

"Sakura," he started. His words turning into mumbers the more he spoke. "Please... please kiss me."

Sakura hummed, finally catching his presence. It took her a moment to process his words, and she laughed a little once she did.

"You're too cute," she said, tilting her head forward and chuckling. "Last one."

Sasuke connected their lips impatiently, gripping Sakura's qipao tightly in his hand to pull her closer. Sakura caved to his desires until the smell of burning zucchini broke their kiss.

She worked quickly to try and correct the error, hoping the slight char wouldn't affect the overall dish too badly. In the end, though, it was only for them. Sakura would eat anything put on the table, and Sasuke would eat anything Sakura prepared for him, so nothing would be wasted.

Sasuke slowly pulled away despite his desires, giving Sakura some room to move. He returned to his chair and went back to watching her, licking his lips to savour the taste of her lip balm. An off vanilla taste that mixed poorly with onion and pepper. He loved it regardless, mostly because it came from her.

As the clock ticked by and the pops of the oil slowed, Sakura's gentle humming came into ear. It was an unfamiliar tune, something from Naruto's interests he assumed, but it was soothing. She often hummed like this during her tasks, the house was rarely quiet because of it.

Sasuke didn't mind it either. Like this, everything was cozy and warm. Calm despite the nature of the Hidden Leaf and it's prized medical ninja. It had become home after all those years away, and in the end, Sasuke didn't mind waiting if it was like this.

His eyes slowly fluttered shut as he listened, almost slipping into sleep then and there. About fifteen minutes left until dinner was ready and he'd have her full attention. About fifteen minutes of hearing her hum.

They were fifteen minutes he didn't mind at all.

#sakura uchiha #uchiha sakura #sakura haruno #haruno sakura #sasuke uchiha #uchiha sasuke #sakura x sasuke #sakusasu #sasusaku #naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto post war #pre sarada era #mini fic

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welkinsky · 1 year

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Hello, could you please ignore this is requests are closed!

Can you do head canons of where fem! y/n and really long hair (as long as Kushina Uzumaki's is), and Naruto (Naruto, Shikamaru, Kiba, Kakashi, Sasuke, Neji, ext.) boys notice that their hair is bothering them so they do something about it?

Please and thank you!

p.s, I really really love all of your work!

A/n: Thanks a lot for the ask! Sorry for the delay <3

Kakashi

Kakashi is someone who pays a lot of attention to details when it comes to you or anything related to you.

You tend to lose your rubber band the very first 5 minutes you used it and he knows it so he always has a few of your hair ties with him for "just in case".

You have been into pottery recently and he decided to pick you up from the studio. He saw you struggling to keep your hair out of your face and came to your rescue with a hair tie in his hand and tying your hair back for you.

His presence alone is fascinating for the ladies. Now just imagine how crazy they went when he DID THAT.

Shikamaru

It was when you two had just started dating and you both loved to do chores around the house and spend some quality time alone.

So this one time, you were cooking and he was sitting on the tabletop as you stood between his legs with your back to his chest.

You were making the salad mix and your braids got loose. He saw you struggling.

THIS MAN gently pulled them back and placed a kiss on your neck from the back. HE KNOWS this gets you weak on your knees!

He wrapped his legs around you so you can't move as you try your best to hide your blush.

His wholehearted laugh was the highlight of your evening :3

Kiba

Kiba may act all cool and tough to everyone but when it comes to you he is such a softie.

And he absolutely loves your long hair and in fact, the day when he first say you, the first thing he noticed was your hair blowing oh-so-gently with the wind.

But recently you were thinking of getting them trimmed since they were getting in your way of the practice. And the moment you mentioned it to him, MAN was he so hyperactive to convince you not to do it.

He thought it was gonna be a big chop like Sakura's but later you helped him calm down and explain that it is just a cut.

You sometimes mess with him by mentioning a big cut and once he realises that you are messing with him he doesn't calm down but not before confirming it twice.

Naruto

He LOVES the smell of your hair first of all. He also notices when you change your shampoos.

While cuddling you try to make sure that your hair doesn't get in the way but he finds the smell of them comforting and would probably snuggle in them even more.

But what he absolutely love is when you have a hair wash day and he's laying on your lap and your hair is slightly brushing up against his face as he sleeps.

He loves the cold dampness of them and just like Kiba he will go nuts if you suggest getting a haircut.

Will probably be grumpy afterwards but nothing a bowl of Ichiraku ramen can't find.

Sasuke

He's not one to be vocal about it but according to him, your hair is one of the best features you have.

Sometimes he gets caught up in how pretty they look, how pretty YOU LOOK when you are just going about your day and your long hair flows you around, when you are sparing with him and right after every move there is a trail of your long braids following your movement OR when you two are out on a walk and wind brush past you as if teasing him subtly by blowing your hair JUST the right way.

He can look at them forever. Like, he won't even realize that he is staring until one time you ask him, "What do you always stare at?" He was a blushing mess after that but covered up by saying that there was a bug on you.

After that, he'll try to be as subtle as possible but ends up being caught up in your beauty anyway. But you always let him stare without pointing it out. You love knowing that he has his eyes on you and adoration crystal clear in them.

Sometimes he unconciously reach out his hand to take some strands away from your face and would tuck them behind your ear so gently that you might just break with his mare touch.

Neji

He has long hair and he is big on hygiene and a little bit proud of it too for some reason. But when he walked past you the first time he smelled a fragrance that was "ethereal" in his own words.

He is not the one to pay attention to anyone at all but you made him turn around and look and he was only able to see your long hair that flowed way past your waist.

He tried finding you after that but you were nowhere to be found until one day when Neji, Ten Ten & Lee were resting after a training session. He was resting his eyes for a bit as he lay under a tree that was near the footpath.

He heard someone talking to Ten Ten for directions. He didn't pay any attention but for some reason, he opened his eyes and in his line of vision it was the sky and the same long hair flowing and walking away from him once again.

He jerked up scaring you and the other team members. You both had awkward eye contact for a few seconds and then Ten Ten spoke, "He's Neji."

Then he got his composure back and formally introduced himself. Ever since you two started dating he loved hugging you. Hugging you with his chin resting on your head, hugs from the back, and especially the ones where he places his head in the crook of your neck. All of this is because he wants to take in the same smell of your hair.

He WOULD ask you to switch back to the same essential oil to make sure you smell the same. Even after having his intense hygiene routine, he never used that oil for himself. Even though he LOVES it, it was for you and you only.

He has long hair and he is big on hygiene and a little bit proud of it too for some reason. But when he walked past you the first time he smelled a fragrance that was "ethereal" in his own words.

He is not the one to pay attention to anyone at all but you made him turn around and look and he was only able to see your long hair that flowed way past your waist.

He jerked up scaring you and the other team members. You both had awkward eye contact for a few seconds and then Ten Ten spoke, "He's Neji."

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Thanks For Reading and for the ask too <3

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ladykissingfish · 2 months

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*Gaara and Naruto, in Naruto's office* Gaara: My thanks again for hosting me this week. Naruto: Ah, it's no problem, Gaara. We're friends, aren't we? And what kind of friend lets another friend come to his village and NOT have him in their own house?! *lightly punches Gaara on the shoulder* Gaara, smiling: Tsk; such informality between Kages. Our respective village elders would disapprove. But speaking of which ... you're positive there's not a problem with me staying with you? Naruto: Why would there be a problem? Gaara: Well ... I get the feeling that Sasuke isn't too happy to have me there ... Naruto: What do you mean? Sasuke knows how important you are to me, both as a friend and an ally to the Leaf. Gaara: I get that, but, I don't know. Sometimes I see him watching me out of the corner of his eye when we're talking and he honestly looks like he wants to kill me or something. Naruto: *bursts out laughing* Sasuke? Kill YOU? Come on, now. He's so sweet and gentle and -- *Gaara pulls a small, plastic-wrapped bag out of his pocket and puts it on the desk* Gaara: So the other day, while you were out, he made me these. Naruto: *looks at the bag* Cookies? See, he DOES like you! Sasuke is a great baker and his cookies are fantastic! You're in for a real treat, dattebayo! He -- Gaara: He filled these with almonds. After asking me to my face if I had any allergies. I told him when I eat any kind of nuts, my face swells up and I can't breathe. I watched him in the kitchen, chopping up almonds and adding them to the cookie batter. And smiling at me while he did it. Naruto: Naruto: M-maybe -- Gaara: Don't worry; I already asked Lee if I could stay with him.

#snsvalentines24 #Day Four: He's Mine!#sns #naruto x sasuke #sasunaru #narusasu #naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #sabaku no gaara #leegaa if you squint

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sasusakucoded · 4 months

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Sasuke often compliments his girls about their strength and intelligence. They like it and it instantly boosts their moods. But, when Sasuke compliments their beauty, the two don't know how to react and move on.

Sakura: The medical department is still assessing the damages, but hopefully it's not that—

Sasuke: *stares at her* You look extra beautiful today, Sakura.

Sakura: *blushes* Hm?

Sasuke: ...

Sakura: W-What did you say, Sasuke-kun?

Sasuke: I said you look extra beautiful today.

Sakura: N-No.. I mean I look normal! *flustered* I'm not even wearing make-up, Anata. *giggles* Stoooop!

Sasuke: *grins* I'll get going. *gets up and leaves*

Sakura: Bye, Anata! Thanks for stopping by! /thinks/ You look extra beautiful today.

Shizune: *knocks* Sakura, are you available? Can we discuss about the inventory?

Sakura: Sure! Please come in.

Shizune: *sits across her and gives her some documents* So, you have to review the remaining vials that we have.. Then this *points to another paper* needs to be signed.

Sakura: *takes the paper* /thinks/ You look extra beautiful today. *giggles*

Shizune: Sakura?

Sakura: Hm?

Shizune: Why are you laughing?

Sakura: Oh.. I just remembered something.. Sorry!

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Naruto: I'm just worried that we're not prepared to accommodate the casualties from other villages.

Sakura: /thinks/ You look extra beautiful today..

Naruto: So, what do you think? What should be our plan?

Sakura: ...

Naruto: Sakura-chan?

Sakura: Y-Yes, I agree.

Naruto: Huh? I was asking what should be our plan..

Sakura: Oh, I think I misheard you.. Sorry.

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Sakura: *chopping vegetables* /thinks/ You look extra beautiful today. Beautiful.. Extra beautiful.. *giggles*

Sarada: *enters the kitchen; murmurs something*

Sakura: You're saying something, dear?

Sarada: ... *sits down*

Sakura: *looks at her*

Sarada: *giggles* /thinks/ Sarada, you're very pretty like your Mama. You really take after her.

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Earlier that day..

Sarada: *cleans her eyeglasses*

Sasuke: *smiling at her*

Sarada: *wears the eyeglasses* Papa?

Sasuke: Sarada. You're very pretty like your Mama. You really take after her. *smiles*

Sarada: Papa, stop! *blushes* Y-You're just saying that to make me feel good!

Sasuke: *still staring at her* But that's the truth.

Sarada: P-Papa!!

Sasuke: My Uchiha girls are the strongest and the prettiest. I'm very lucky.

Sarada: Tss. Stop, Papa!! *flushed*

Sasuke: *pats her head* I'll go now. Need to report to the Hokage's office. *leaves*

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Chocho: Have you seen the new show at 7 last night?

Sarada: /thinks/ You're very pretty.. *giggles*

Chocho: That variety show?

Sarada: /thinks/ You're very pretty like your Mama. *smiles* You take after her.

Chocho: Sarada?

Sarada: /thinks/ I got Papa's abilities.. While I take after Mama's strength.. And apparently, beauty. *giggles*

Chocho: *sighs* Ah, she's spacing out again.

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Sarada: *walking mindlessly; gets hit by a dirty ball*

Kid1: I'm so sorry!!

Kid2: Yeah, we're sorry!

Sarada: Oh. It's okay. /thinks/ My dad said I'm pretty. I think I'm still pretty even if my clothes get dirty. *continues talking to herself while walking away*

Kid2: Is she okay? Why is she smiling like that?

Kid1: Yeah, she's the only person that is happy after getting hit by a ball.

Kid2: A dirty ball even!

Kid1: But it's good that she's in a good mood! Else, we're done!!

Kid2: Right? Though it's still weird to me that she wasn't able to dodge the ball.

Kid1: Nevermind that. Let's just play again!

Kid2: Be careful this time!!

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At dinner..

Sasuke: Please pass the soy sauce.

Sarada: *in deep thought*

Sakura: *in deep thought*

Sasuke: *sighs* /thinks/ What is happening to them again?

#sasusakusara #sasusaku #sasusaku headcanon #ss headcanon #uchihas #sscoded no 290

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sparklyfaerie · 1 year

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My Naruto Fanfic Masterlist:

🔥 = Smut

⚠⚠⚠ All fics are SasuSaku unless otherwise noted. ⚠⚠⚠

🍅 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍅 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍅 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍅 ♥ 🌸

Series: Perfume and Ozone - Childhood friends AU slow burn

1. Rays of Spring Sunshine: (Complete)

Sakura had been by his side since he lost his family, following him around since they were seven years old, trying to ease his loneliness in whatever way she could. He didn’t even know why he allowed it. He just silently allowed her to claim the seat next to him at the beginning of every term.

2. Blooming and Bonfires: (In Progress)

Sasuke has not turned his back on vengeance—but neither has he chosen to pursue Orochimaru’s offer of training. He will gain the power to kill his brother without the help of murderers and traitors; instead, he will rely on his team. But Orochimaru is watching. Waiting. He will not be denied.

🍅 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍅 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍅 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍅 ♥ 🌸

Series: Spring Anew - Oneshot series set in the Blank Period

1. (we bloom during) Hanami: 🔥

He wants her to say it first; he wants her to take the burden from him and put voice to what’s growing between them. It’s the only way, he knows, that he won’t feel like he’s being selfish and pressuring her into anything.

2. (the journey to) Mankai: 🔥

“I’m pregnant.” She blurts. His mouth snaps shut as his eyes widen. It… shouldn’t be so surprising. They’re a young, active couple constantly on the move and without ready access to birth control. It was only a matter of time.

🍅 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍅 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍅 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍅 ♥ 🌸

Series: Heart and Home - (AU pre-Gaiden, where Sasuke’s long mission ends early

1. Coming Home:

She finds Sasuke holding their daughter while she sobs against his chest. He’s murmuring to her—“I’m here. I’m sorry. I’m here.”

2. Looking Forward:

Sasuke has been home six months when Sarada brings up the question: "Now that Papa's home am I going to get a brother or sister?"

🍅 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍅 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍅 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍅 ♥ 🌸

Multichapter Stories:

Hatsukoi: Non-Massacre AU / Other POV fic (Complete)

Sasuke leans away as the girl turns to him, and his mother doesn't need to be any closer to guess as to the expression on his face. The girl's body language changes in an instant, and Mikoto recognises the posture of a little girl in love. It's kind of adorable.

From Heaven to Hell: Sakura gets the curse mark AU (Incomplete, currently on hiatus)

The smallest of errors can weave catastrophic consequences; so when Sakura threw herself in front of Sasuke and received the Curse Seal of Heaven in his stead, she doomed herself. That’s what everyone always said, anyway.

About-Face: Sasuke returns to Konoha six months after abandoning it AU (ongoing)

When Sasuke realises his mistake, it’s not too late. Three months on, almost to the day, and it still aches. He misses his friends. He misses their clumsy way of showing that they cared. There’s not a damn soul in this place that cares about him; not beyond his role as Orochimaru’s favourite. But he’s not been declared a rogue yet, even after everything he did. He could go home, if he wanted to.

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Blank Period Oneshots: No continuity

Come Undone: 🔥 To the outside world, Uchiha Sasuke is cold and aloof, a man devoid of passion. But here, in Sakura's bedroom, he burns.

Endearment: 🔥 It takes him almost a month to realise that she hasn't once referred to him by name since the wedding.

Restraint: (mild bondage) 🔥 Sasuke does not often exert this kind of dominance over her.

Surrender: (bondage) 🔥 “I should put you over my knee for your cheek.” He teases.

🍅 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍅 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍅 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍅 ♥ 🌸

Boruto-Era Oneshots:

Paring: (Primarily Sarada&Sasuke relationship, with some mild background SasuSaku) "Mama, what's this?" / "It's Papa's special chopping board." || Sarada is always hungry for information on Papa. He’s been gone a very long time, after all. She thinks she vaguely remembers a man with dark hair and eyes just like hers smiling down at her—but she’s not even sure if that memory is real, or something her brain made up after staring at his picture for too long.

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Looking for another fandom?

#my masterposts #my fanfiction #sasusaku

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secret-engima · 2 years

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*dramatically leaps down from Hokage mountain like an anime op*

HI I HAVE MORE UCHIHA CLAN THOUGHTS.

-I’ve seen the HC floating around that the Uchiha are really ableist about blindness and people with vision problems, like ostracizing a clan member etc. To which I say LIES AND SLANDER.

-This is one of the *only* dojutsu clans in canon, and the *only* one who canonically go permanently blind from overuse of their ability. Hinata in canon only went blind for a few days from eye strain, but with Uchiha the only time we see vision loss mentioned it’s *permanent* unless they get an eye transplant. Now blindness is only mentioned in canon specifically in relation to specific op abilities (Izanagi and Izanami) and the mangekyo sharingan, but the fact that blindness is *baked in* to the most powerful sharingan evolution and abilities indicates that eye strain is a very common problem for Uchiha, and it’s not unreasonable to assume that Uchiha who grow old are at high risk of eventually just. Going blind. It’s not from the mangekyo, it’s not even really from sharingan overuse. It’s because the sharingan is hyper evolved for perfect vision and so as an Uchiha gets older and their body naturally starts to degrade one of the things that tends to break down is the chakra pathways that allow the sharingan to work, and once those are gone, the brain probably just- stops being able to process the data the eye is transmitting. Because Finicky Brain Things.

-Not saying that every Uchiha goes blind if they go old, but I’m just sitting here thinking that it’s probably a very common problem. It’s the Uchiha version of going bald when you get old. It’s *natural*.

-On top of that, something that would definitely have cropped up more often in the Warring States and pre-Warring States eras would be Uchiha being *born* blind. Again, that kind of evolution that enables the sharingan is *finicky*, especially when it’s being developed. So stuff like really bad sickness during pregnancy, premature birth, or even injury from the mother being attacked (or being on the battlefield before she knew she was pregnant) could all contribute to an Uchiha child being born straight up blind, or at least super near-sighted.

-Once Konoha was founded and things were just- in general safer/more stable for Uchiha mothers as well as the advancements in medicine, this risk would have gone wayyy down, but it would still be like. A Known Thing. There would be clan superstitions about ways to help prevent the baby from being born blind.

-Anyway what I’m getting at is blindness is a known thing in daily life of an Uchiha and *they would account for that*. While I can see there being old clan laws about blindness affecting inheritability of like- high ranking positions in the clan (since they are a shinobi clan and thus high ranking positions are directly tied to shinobi capability), overall the Uchiha would probably be the *least* ableist about blindness in their members? I can easily see them being the ones to have rigidly organized streets to make for easier navigation, a specific pattern of houses and streets so that you can find your way to and from a place by sheer memorization. Houses all probably have a similar layout of rooms, if not furniture, to again assist in any navigation problems.

-For heavens sake the three *known* Uchiha-related contracts are Crows, Hawks, and *House Cats* (Hawks are in canon only related to Sasuke, but since we never have any canon explanation on where he got them- *points at the old Uchiha fortresses scattered around Land of Fire*. And as for the cats, they’re the same thing, we see ninja cats in Neko-baa’s place and she is specifically an *Uchiha* weapon/supply provider). None of those are strictly combat summons unless you have the chops to summon a cat the size of a house or something but do you know what all three of those are really good at? *Navigation*. The two bird species both have very good vision, and cats have excellent night vision on top of just being generally really good at finding their way around. Plus, all three are feasibly small enough to be near or on a person at all times.

-These people literally have three very good to perfect contracts for *seeing eye animals*, and I know Kishi in no way intended that since Kishi world builds in the same way a goldfish contemplates philosophy, but these tools and ideas are there and I’m gonna use them to make something interesting and coherent doggonit.

#Secret Engima Rambles #naruto worldbuilding #uchiha clan culture #uchiha clan #naruto #*yells softly*

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belit0 · 7 months

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I think I’m in the need for some funsie hcs. What do the Uchihas (including Sasuke) put on their pancakes as a topping?

I might be translating a lot of these toppings wrong, but hey🤠🤠🤠!

Indra

- He likes to pretend to always eat healthy, but Indra has a sweet tooth he hides to maintain his tough guy reputation. What would people think if they found out that he eats candy like a child? No way. His choice is mini M&Ms or dark chocolate shavings.

Madara

- He does stay healthy (but because of his childhood trauma), as he doesn't enjoy sweets in general. Madara is firm with his diet (mom never let him eat candy). He leans towards macadamia nuts, thinly sliced almonds, granola.

Izuna

- Sweet to the ears (as all the trauma mom was supposed to impart on him was imparted on his Aniki, Madara's way of protecting his siblings). Izuna never denied himself anything, and goes for the gooey, liquid candy, ice cream, whipped cream, Nutella.

Obito

- In the morning he enjoys salty things, something potent to fill his stomach and lift his spirits, to start the day strong and not arrive at lunch starving or feeling faint. Crumbled bacon with crumbled crackers and cheese.

Shisui

-The funny fruit kid. Shisui always enjoyed any fruit, but his favorites are the rare ones, those that are not eaten in all seasons and are usually harder to find. Blueberries, blackberries, cherries, peaches, strawberries.

Itachi

- Sweet to the ears. Itachi may be the most serious and composed man in the world, but he inherited Indra's sweet tooth and nothing can change that. Fruit compote, marshmallow cream, chocolate sauce.

Sasuke

- The child of green foods, not on purpose, but because he likes those particular flavors. Life found him unintentionally eating healthy, a great virtue. Avocado, hard-boiled eggs, chopped spinach.

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shearbolt · 9 months

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A Very Short Uchiha Family Mini-fic

Sasuke leans in the doorway of his daughter’s bedroom, watching as she stuffs a folded up pink camisole into her bag. “You’re staying at ChoCho’s all night?”

Sarada looks at him out of the corner of her eye, a strand of long dark hair falling over her face. “Yes. Not that it matters. I’m eighteen and a jounin. It’s not as though you ask about what I do on missions.”

Sasuke scratches an itch on the end of his missing arm, trying his damnedest not to frown. “It’s different when you’re in the village. On missions, I know that you’re with your team—”

Almost on cue, Sarada picks up a small, sealed scroll from beside her toothbrush on the bed and adds that to her bag.

“Why do you need a weapon scroll for a sleepover at the Akimichi’s?”

His daughter puffs out her cheeks, trying not to let her frustration with the interrogation show.

“Boruto left it on the training grounds this afternoon. I’m just returning it to him.”

Sasuke hums. It’s a proper hum, he tells himself. A fatherly hum. Skeptical. Yes, a bit skeptical. Maybe even a little threatening. “So, you’re seeing Boruto, too?"

“Yes, Dad.” Sarada finally snaps, shoving the last few items in her bag without any care. “I’m seeing Boruto. My friend Boruto. My team member Boruto. The idiot who leaves a scroll full of deadly weapons where academy students might find it.”

“Are you doing anything else with my student?” he asks, not moving from the doorway when Sarada turns to face him, strap over her shoulder. He tries not to smile, noticing how much she looks like her mother when she’s angry.

“Not that it’s any of your business, but he invited us over for burgers because Lord Seventh and Hinata are away.”

Sasuke narrows his eyes, deepening the crows' feet at their corners. “Us?”

She narrows her eyes right back at him from behind her red glasses. “Me and ChoCho and Mitsuki. Is that a problem?”

“I trust you to handle yourself in an age-appropriate manner,” Sasuke replies, finally stepping aside.

Sakura’s head jerks up from chopping tomatoes as the front door of the newly constructed Uchiha residence slams shut, then turns to look at her husband as he walks into their kitchen.

“Did you talk to her?”

He nods, dark eyes like smoldering coals. “I did.”

His wife wisely puts her chef’s knife down on their new granite counter and turns around, drying her hands on a towel. “And?”

Sasuke takes a deep breath, steadying himself. “I think she’s spending the night at the Uzumaki’s house as well.”

Sakura pushes the cutting board of chopped tomatoes to the side.

“I thought so,” his wife murmurs, untying her apron strings and lifting it over her head. “At least we know where she is. And, that he’s her teammate. And her friend.”

Sasuke takes a step forward undoing the first button on his vest. “And, that she won’t be coming home until tomorrow morning.”

“Oh, thank god,” Sakura begins to say, but her words are quickly cut off by her husband’s mouth on hers, his hands wrapping around her narrow waist as he hefts her onto their new countertop.

~end

#boruto naruto next generations #boruto #borusara #sasusaku #uchiha family #fluff

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aavocadotoasttt · 2 years

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boruto uzumaki x sarada uchiha

prompt:

summary: "Sarada, you dropped this!" Sasuke called as Sarada closed the front door. Realizing she was gone, he sighed and flipped the little piece of paper over.

"Can't wait for tomorrow ;) -B" It read.

rating: T for themes and language, but even that is a reach tbh.

words: 1952

notes: they are 18 here. thank you to @thatcatangelwriter and @konoha--files for your prompts! this ended up being a LOT longer than I anticipated. Hope it's decent! lol.

Sarada was furiously picking through the clean laundry basket that sat on the couch, finding a pink t-shirt (How did that get in there?) and a pair of shorts to wear as pajamas as Sasuke slowly sipped from his mug, a stark contrast in energies in the Uchiha home.

"Why the rush?" Sasuke asked, sitting at the table, still milking that mug of coffee as if his life depended on it.

"I'm not in a rush, I'm just excited to see her. She's been on a mission since last week," Sarada replied, carefully folding the clothes she put in her bag despite her haste.

"Sure seems like a rush," Sasuke mumbled. Sakura spoke over the sound of her knife chopping vegetables. "When will you be home?"

"Sometime tomorrow. I have to leave ChoCho's mid-morning anyway because I promised Boruto I'd train at noon."

"Okay, sounds good honey," Sakura replied. When she looked up, Sarada had already picked up her bag from where it sat in the living room and was putting on her shoes.

"Bye Mama, Papa! Love you!"

"Be careful!" Sakura yelled after her. As she turned to leave, Sasuke noticed a piece of paper had fallen from her bag to the floor next to the table where he sat.

"Sarada, you dropped this!" he called as the front door closed. Realizing she was gone, he sighed and turned the paper over.

"Can't wait for tomorrow ;) -B", it read.

It took everything in Sasuke at that moment not to burn their house down.

"What is it, Anata?" Sakura asked, sensing her husband's sudden rage.

He stood up and put the paper on the counter so Sakura could see it.

"He's going to wish he'd never been born."

Sakura sighed. "Sarada would be extremely upset if you killed him. So would Naruto."

"I make no promises," Sasuke replied, taking the paper back and sitting at the table again, finishing his now cold coffee in two swigs.

"Do your parents think you're at ChoCho's again?" Boruto asked, comfortably under the covers while Sarada, dressed only in his pink shirt, was curled up at his side. The last of the sunrise was peeking through Boruto's curtains, painting them orange-yellow.

"Yeah," She replied softly. "I don't like lying to them, but until you grow some balls and tell my dad I guess I'm going to have to," She teased, poking his side.

"Hey now, last night you weren't complaining about my-" He was brutally cut off with another poke to his side, this one more like a jab.

"Ow, damn it! And why do I have to tell him anyway?"

"Because it's the gentleman-like thing to do," Sarada replied. "I know for a fact your mother taught you how to be a gentleman, you just choose to be annoying."

"You're literally lecturing me while half-naked in my bed and you choose to call me annoying?"

"Whatever," Sarada pushed him away and sat up. "I'm putting on real clothes. We have training."

"Ugh, don't even talk about that."

Sarada had just finished putting on her mission gear when there was a knock on the door. She froze where she stood.

"Yeah?" Boruto called.

"Hey, uh," Naruto said on the other side of the door, clearly uncomfortable. "Just so you know, I know Sarada is with you,"

Sarada's eyes went wide as they locked onto Boruto's across the room, their expression identical.

"Not because I heard anything, dattebayo! Just uh, Sasuke dropped by and wanted me to let you guys know that only Boruto is to report to the training grounds. Sarada, you can go home whenever you like."

Boruto's face changed colors until he was ghost white, and he put a hand to his forehead. "Just...come in, Dad."

Sarada was sitting at his desk chair now, tapping her bare feet on his floor. It looked fairly innocent.

Naruto hesitantly opened the door. "Just didn't want to see anything I shouldn't!"

"DAD!"

"Sorry!" He closed the door behind him and faced the two teenagers, Boruto's face painted with panic and Sarada's in terrified comprehension, trying to figure out how the hell her father could have figured out she wasn't at ChoCho's last night.

"Guys, I don't give a damn if you stay here. I don't give a damn what you do as long as you're responsible about it. You are being responsible, right?"

"OH MY GOD, DAD!" Boruto pulled the covers up to his eyes so all that could be seen was the top of his head. Sarada didn't move, just mumbled a "Yes, sir".

"Okay, great. I'm happy for you guys, whatever is going on here. Sasuke probably won't be as happy at first, but he'll come around, I'm sure!" Naruto still had his hand on the doorknob. "Just, uh, good luck today, Bolt."

"What is that supposed to mean?" Boruto whined, his face still buried in his comforter.

Naruto didn't give him an answer, just escaped the uncomfortable situation as fast as he could.

Boruto lifted his face from his sheets and looked at Sarada, who still looked panicked.

"I'm going to die today, aren't I?"

Boruto approached the training ground fifteen minutes early, determined to try to get back on Sasuke's good side.

"How the hell am I getting back on his good side after he basically just found out I'm doing his daughter?"

He stood there deep in thought until he heard the familiar sound of a sword being unsheathed and swung.

Boruto dodged just in time, holding a kunai to counterattack.

Sasuke, one visible eye glowing crimson, stepped forward as Boruto stepped back, still holding the kunai.

"You have two options, tell me the truth, the whole truth, or you will be sleeping in the hospital tonight," he said, his voice surprisingly level despite the intensity of his gaze. Still holding his sword, he shoved the piece of paper with Boruto's note on it into his chest as if it was a pile of dog shit.

"Okay, okay!" Boruto started, still falling back. He looked down at the note, now in his hand.

Damnit.

Still walking backward as Sasuke advanced, he let the note fall to the ground, cursing his own stupidity. Why'd he even initial it in the first place?

He wasn't usually one to back out of a fight with his sensei, but this was a death wish. "I'm in love with her! I've always been in love with her!"

Sasuke stopped suddenly, and even Boruto couldn't believe what came out of his mouth. Sure, that's how he felt, but he's never told anyone that before. Not even Sarada knew that.

"I..I just want to protect her," He continued, hoping to use Sasuke's shock to his advantage. "I promised her a long time ago that I would protect her and that hasn't changed. Our... relations are new, but I have never and would never take advantage of her!"

"Jesus, Boruto," Sasuke sighed.

"You wanted the whole truth!"

"Watch your mouth. I"m not messing around today."

"I know, and neither am I!" Boruto replied quickly. He sighed and dropped his kunai.

"I should have told you when it started. I'll admit I was scared. She didn't want to lie to you, she wanted me to tell you so she didn't have to lie. I chickened out, and I'm sorry."

"Why did she insist on you telling me?"

"Because it's my responsibility to come to you and get your blessing. Hell, you're my sensei. It's even more important that I'm the one to do it."

Sasuke put his sword back in its sheath. "She's right about that," he started. "I'm equally pissed at both of you. She's no longer a child, and I'd rather you date her than any of those knucklehead jounin that she complains to Sakura about."

"Wait, what?"

"Shut up and listen or I swear to God..." Sasuke started, his hand already nearing the handle of his sword again.

Boruto swallowed hard, still standing there like a child who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

"You have my blessing, and I will tell Sarada the same thing. However, you both will stop lying to me. Understood?"

"Yes, sensei."

Sasuke sighed and turned around. "If we train today, I will probably kill you. We will have today's session tomorrow. I suggest you leave before I change my mind."

And Boruto ran, a grin slowly appearing over his face.

He ran until he found her, walking along the market district. He stopped running and tried and failed to casually walk up to her while out of breath.

”How did it go with your mom?” He asked her.

She jumped to the side a little, not expecting him to be standing there.

”Geez, you scared me. It was fine. She just gave me a speech on not lying and I should have just told them and they are still supportive no matter what but that wasn’t right of me. All that. I knew it all already.”

Boruto nudged her shoulder while they walked, looking at various fruit stands, coffee shops and clothing stores. ”I’m sorry you have to deal with this now. I should have just told your dad when all this started.”

”You’re not the only one who lied. I appreciate it, though. Speaking of my dad, you went to see him, right?”

Boruto glanced down at the mud on his pants. “Yeah, I did.”

"Well, you're not dead, so that already went better than expected," She said after she turned her head to look at him, and then looked back at the boutique window to the right of them. "What did you tell him?"

Boruto took a breath. "That I'm in love with you."

The way she turned her head and stopped in her tracks, he was surprised she didn't get whiplash.

"What did you just say?"

Boruto grabbed her hand. "I'm in love with you, and that's exactly what I told your dad."

"You...you love me?" Sarada asked, her hand small in his.

"Always have, always will," Boruto said with confidence as he smiled.

"That's a pretty bold statement," she replied softly, staring down at their hands together.

"I also told him we were having relations, but that's beside the point."

Sarada's face turned a bright shade of red as she instinctively squeezed Boruto's hand way too tight. "You said what?"

Boruto winced and tried to wiggle his hand out of her iron grip. "Never mind, you're kinda in for it because you lied too, but he gave us his blessing at least!"

”Okay, I understand that, but how do you tell my dad you’re in love with me before you even tell ME you’re in love with me?”

”Sarada, my hand is going numb.”

“You are so incredibly lucky I love you too, idiot,” she said, still squeezing his hand.

”Yes I am an idiot, will you please let me go now?”

Sarada relaxed her hand, and Boruto took his back from her, shaking it to try to get the feeling to return to it. "Now I'm even more curious. What else did you say to him? Because there's no way you only said that and he gave us his blessing.”

Boruto looked up from trying to regain the feeling in his hand to Sarada, cheeks still flushed pink. She was so beautiful. He really was an idiot, for not telling Sasuke and for waiting so long to finally have this. He took her hand, pulling her and encouraging her to walk forward.

He put her hand on the underside of his elbow as they started to walk together. "Maybe I'll tell you another time,” he told her with a smirk.

This will probably go through revisions as I reread it and cringe, but here's the beta version for now!

Thanks for reading!

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leslyyyi · 3 months

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Okay so I don’t ship Sasuke and Sakura but I’ve been wanting and asking somebody to explain to me the reasons behind their marriage or why they’re even together?

This post won’t probably make sense and only typed what I could remember from I’ve seen on instagram and TikTok but mostly instagrams, I’ve been meaning to post something like it but I didn’t want to be having no arguments with SS fans and telling that he loves her but don’t know how to show his feelings or he always loved her but didn’t know it yet.

My instagram is full of Sasusaku pictures from the anime, fanarts, and “proof” that he does love her. The few that I saw was the manga from the OG Naruto where Sakura was “introducing” herself just like in the anime but the anime forgotten Sasuke’s blush that he had in the manga as well.

Then the other one was in (I think) in the forest of death where Sakura had to chopped her hair off and Sasuke has woken up with the curse mark taking over and asking Sakura who did this to you.

And then one of the fillers where they had to put on cat ears and he grabbed her arm and dragged her with him and everyone was praising about it.

Then there was when Sasuke was looking at Sakura when she was or tried to heal both the boys after loosing their arms.

Also I see more post of Sasuke looking at her loving and them knowing each others plans by understanding each other or by looking at one another.

Don’t get me started on the posts I’ve seen on TikTok and instagram of pictures of what they really wanted to happen during Sakura and Sasuke’s journey and how they made Sarada in the forest

And I did there was question I was asking myself why he never visited his daughter and his suppose wife but then I saw this post where Sasuke was visiting them but Sarada was at least a couple months or soon turning one and Sakura had her hair long but in a loose ponytail and they were outside. Idk if was fanart or a cannon photo and then there was another one maybe another fanart but it was Sakura in a loose ponytail with her pink apron, Sarada in a blue onesie in the middle, and Sasuke what he usually wears.

And the Sasuke Retsuden novel and anime were being praised by Sasusaku fans and saying it’s cannon and non Sasusaku fans saying it’s not,

If it’s not cannon then someone explain the chakra ring bc it isn’t shown in Boruto when she was talking with Ino?, and how it’s suppose to connected to each other even from far away so they know they’re safe?, but Sarada also keeps them connected?

So, does that mean if she looses the ring and Sarada that means she looses Sasuke as well?,

And did they get married while she pregnant because I know she chased after Sasuke while pregnant and wouldn’t give up up until he’s with her or after they had their daughter?

When I mean wanting to post this I mean wanted to posted since LAST YEAR….

#anti ss #anti sasusaku

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tamelee · 5 months

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Hello! Big fan here again :) I was wondering - what do you think about Naruto with the undercut? Would you like it? I just thought he would look super hot with that kind of hair style 🙈

Wish you a wonderful day and lots of inspiration❤️ your art is absolutely gorgeous ❤️🔥

aaaaahhh @liliaheilig you're the best thank you so much!!! 💕💕 I kinda wanted to include the undercut hair for Naruto in the blank period design for my fan-story 🤭 I was still thinking about it.. I'll draw a new sketch and post it tomorrow okay?! Let's see if it looks good, but I think he will *-*! Let me know! (at least better than the chopped grass he had at 19 even though he still looks so good ;-;) I'll throw a short hair Sasuke in there also because I'm kind of curious about that too~

#asktamelee #liliaheilig #🧡

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sneezemonster15 · 1 year

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There is one OVA where Sasuke dreams of Itachi making him an egg and Itachi makes two eggs, one with Uchiha symbol and one with Uzumaki symbol. Then Sasuke sees Naruto come get him. The latter scene looked like from one of Emi Rankai's (Narusasu artist) doujinshi. I do think at least someone in the staff had read Emi's doujinshi.

Perhaps. SNS is so blatantly obvious in the story, I can bet many people in the staff, who make a career out of storytelling, can see it. Look at the ops and eds. It's so blatant. I am at a point where I can't help but laugh when people deny it. Like lol. Seriously, it's funny. People in this fandom would chop their hair and slash their jugular before they would admit Sasuke and Naruto are gay and in love. Like it's so ridiculous how absolutely prejudiced people are but haven't realized it. Take Sasuke stans who are anti SNS. They think Kishi cannot have written a gay love story because he is Japanese and from a different generation. Like in all honesty, they were one Google search away from finding out about it. Just one simple click. Hell, I don't even step out of my house without googling the weather. And these lovely stans are so confident about saying something as ignorant as this on an international platform without even doing a simple cursory search. Male homosexuality is entrenched in Japanese culture. Accounts of homosexuality can be found in the most famous Japanese dance art form Kabuki, so much so that, it shaped Kabuki's socio cultural evolution. Here's more. And this is just one of many examples.

Seriously, that they can say something as ignorant and poorly informed is shocking. Despite having such easy access to all sorts of information. Like wow, way to out yourself as a total moron and a precious bigot. But again, people can and will go to quite an extent to enforce the narrative they build for themselves and do everything in their power to fortify it to the exclusion of everything else, including evidence and reason. Echo chambers is one of their fortifications. It's also how political propagandas work.

People in fandoms love their little cliques and groups that follow everything together. Discuss and believe everything together. They talk the same language, utter the same words, have identical takes, the more delusional one is, the more members they will have in their echo chambers. Because when inner conviction is scarce, external validation comes to their rescue and becomes crucial for them to hold on to their fallacious takes. Other factors also strengthen and validate their beliefs. The need to belong. The need to have supporters and friends. Need to be in a group. Need to conform. The need to have a safety net. Security. Who doesn't want that? How long can you believe in something that has no real foundation in itself? How long can you lie to yourself in the face of a much evident truth? You can. As long as you have others who speak the same language as you and believe in the same things as you. It's psychological. It's human. It's how social groups form. Shared interests and goals. Whether it be real life or the internet.

There are of course other fans who don't feel the need to do any of that because they are secure in their understanding. Because they know how to separate the wheat from the chaff. They are rational, experienced and prefer honesty over conformity because they value themselves. Who value knowledge over cheap and trivial self gratification.

Artists like Emi and others who are so inspired by the story can tell what the story was about because they were honest. They appreciate storytelling and just....stories. So it's not a surprise to me that they drew Naruto and Sasuke so close to their actual representation. You gotta have an honest and sensitive soul to understand their story.

Antis can slander SNS how much ever they want, but I simply feel sorry for them. Because people who actually get this story have an invaluable treasure that others don't. A sensitive and honest heart, a keen mind, an open and empathetic soul. A kind soul. Which in the long run, is much more worth than all the delusions and ignorant bliss combined.

#ask #sns #naruto #sasuke #sasunaru #narusasu

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aldynafox · 2 years

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Kakashi <3

KRFKQRFQIHEQIRHRHGU YEES !!!!

favorite thing about them

where do I begin... well he's my favorite naruto character since I'm like 13 so I kind of like everything abt him <3 his design, his nonchalance, his ninja way, his backstory, HIS DOGS DKJFKJZEFKJKJGRGDFBD

But if I have to choose one thing I'd say that I love the fact that no mather what he'll never turn bad like he's so strong he endured so many horrible things but he's still standing <3

least favorite thing about them

the “all the people I’ve loved are dead” line... maybe he tried to convince sasuke by exaggerating it but still WHAT ABOUT YOUR LIVING FRIENDS ?????

favorite line(s)

the classic "I will not let my comrades die. I will protect you with my life. Trust me." and "No matter how far Orochimaru fell, he still loved him… Now I know how the Third Hokage felt."

brOTP

YAMATOOOOOOO !!! <3 he's so cute he's the lill bro kakashi never had I love them together AAAAAAAAAH all the ANBU part when they first met is one of my fav <3 oh and kids kakashi and Obito being toxic bff is life !!!

OTP

nOTP

kak*iru cuz I don’t get it and ob*kaka (again I'm sorry) I can totally see the potential on this one but I don't see when nor how they could be together... I hc that kakashi had a lill cruch on obito when he was younger (cuz energic black haired idiots are tottally his type) but that's all... and the way obito is mentally destroyed by rin's death... I can't ship him with anybody alse...

But again I’m not totally against it and if you ship those two together then good for you mate <3

(lot of) random headcanon(s)

He's unshaved under his two masks

He loves romantic things but doesn’t know how to react on it

The Hatakes was farmers at the beginin so when he’s retired from being hokage he renovated his father’s old farm and lives there with Gai <3

The first thing he’s done as the sixth hokage was to put his father’s name on the shinobi memorial and rehabilited him

unpopular opinion

I don’t like Sukea... I don't like his design (especially his clothes) he's empty to me (sorry baby) but I like his make up tho

(the many) song(s) i associate with them

Adult Kakashi :

Fuzzy - Grant Lee Buffalo

Clint Eastwood and Sleeping Powder - Gorillaz

Chop Suey! - System Of A Down

"The Wolf" - SIAMÉS

Young Kakashi :

Let's Go - Stuck in the Sound

Killing In the Name - Rage Against the Machine

favorite picture of them

Honorable mention :

#thank you for your ask !!!#<3 #kakashi #kakagai #kakashi hatake #gai maito #fan art #my art #naruto #ask

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