#i contain multitudes

[danhowellz]

that's what good pussy sounds like

#if u follow me on twitter yes i posted it there and now im posting it here #i contain multitudes #literally my first thought idk what that says about me #daniel howell #phil lester #dan and phil #phandom #dan #phil #dnp: video

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

As part of temporarily doing my brother’s jobs, it is my privilege and responsibility to let you know that the AWESOME SOCKS CLUB IS BACK OPEN. 

Each month, wondrously comfy socks designed by an independent artist arrives at your home, and as with the awesome coffee club, 100% of the profits go to support stronger healthcare systems in impoverished communities. 

These silly socks have raised over $2,000,000 to fight maternal and child mortality, and I am so proud that my brother’s weird idea has become an absolute phenomenon. Join us! 

#socks #awesome socks #I am not just a coffee company #I am also other companies #I contain multitudes

[evilsodaz]

Low quality Fionna from last night :)

#adventure time #fionna and cake #I know so many of you are here for vast error but once in a three year event of Kes having an interest in something else #I contain multitudes #my art

[daddy-no]

I wanna treat you like such a princess that your friends are jealous

I also wanna degrade you like such a whore there's no way your friends will believe you're safe with me

#i contain multitudes #me and who #praise and degradation

[gray-wednesday]

He's never been "good" at hide-and-seek, but since meeting his new girlfriend he's definitely gotten worse.

#My art #Fat art #I can not explain myself #I contain multitudes #And one of them is whatever this is supposed to be.

[elucubrare]

me: worldbuilding is unnecessary unless it supports your story

also me: everyone in this kingdom believes that their ancestors had literally always inhabited the region and has a lot of national pride in being the Only People That Never Left The Homeland but Archaelogy Would Tell A Different Tale, if they had it yet, which they're about 50 years away from

#to be fair this isn't going on the page & i like thinking about national self-conception #but. you know. #i contain multitudes

[hacash]

I can think that watching the Richmond team playing dirty on pitch was fundamentally upsetting and a clear display of toxic masculinity and that it’s hilarious as fuck that the two smallest players on the team (Bumbercatch and Richard) got red carded for violent play, ok; it’s called multitasking

#i contain multitudes #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #isaac had to PICK UP BUMBERCATCH #AND CARRY HIM AWAY #like that scene was upsetting but that moment was gold #richard montlaur #moe bumbercatch

[heavymetalchemist]

I know canonically Nie Mingjue is shredded but I NEED him to have a power belly, I need that waist to be thicc, I need him to have thunder thighs and an ass that won't quit, I need him to have fat tits, do you understand?

#nie mingjue #I can appreciate a six pack #but I can also appreciate a belly #I contain multitudes

[pearlcaddy]

lucy carlyle + the angry biscuit bite™

#lockwood & co #lockwood and co #lockwoodandcoedit #lucy carlyle #lucycarlyleedit #filmtvdaily #smallscreensource #tvedit #femaledaily #femalegifsource #femalecharacters #dailytvwomen #pearlcaddyedit #pearlcaddy l&co #500 #no wonder lockwood fell in love with her for this #the first gif was a nightmare to color and i gave up trying to make it look nice #and the second gif is some of my favorite coloring ever #i contain multitudes

[voluntarysubmission]

Reading the manuscripts from Alan Wake: American Nightmare is so funny because Alan loves his wife so much and really seems so sad that he was ever an asshole to her. He's pretty much writing "I sucked so much, I can't believe my wife likes me let alone loves me, I'm so lucky to have her, and I miss her so much, I just want to be back with her, I'm a better person now and I want to be a good husband for her".

He's aware it's been at least 2 years that he's been gone, and that she thinks he's dead and is more sad about that because he doesn't want HER heart to be broken, and hopes she's moved on, but also really wants to get out to be with her again? Thinking about her is how he stays sane in a place that actively gnaws at the mind.

I guess by AW2 he's become much more resigned to her thinking he's dead and less actively just thinking about how he misses his wife, but it's still very sweet that as soon as he realises she's being haunted, he's like "nobody endangers MY wife" and continues to terribly haphazardly try to save her.

Alice unfortunately doesn't get much characterisation through the games, and I hope she gets more screentime in future stuff, but it's nice that Remedy shows that Alan is kind of just a loving puppy even years into their marriage. And she loves him too!!!

Anyway I'm pretty much just pointing at Alan now and going "haha check out THIS guy, he LOVES HIS WIFE, what a NERD" but with as much affection as I can because I genuinely love it.

#alan wake 2 #alan wake #alice wake #alan wake 2 spoilers #alan wake american nightmare #and look i still ship alan with scratch and casey and whoever cos i'm a lil goblin like that #but i do love how much alan and alice love each other too #i can enjoy both #i contain multitudes

[lostlovepunk]

the aromantic desire to do great traditionally romantic coded gestures without a hint of romantic intent

#yes i am aromantic yes i wanna lift someone bridal style and dance with them #i contain multitudes #and am also too weak to do that actually #aro #aromantic #spike spoke

[livstarlight]

*seeing Namor and Shuri stop fighting, despite everything that went down, ending the cycle of violence and vengeance, forging an alliance of their two kingdoms against the dangers of a world full of colonizers*

Me: The power that that has, the intelligence that that has, the clearance that that has, the access that that has, the influence that that has, the profile that that has, the international implications that that has

Also me 0.75 seconds later: So now you are gonna get married, right? RIGHT?

#I can overanalyse the depth of it all #and still ship them #i contain multitudes #namor x shuri #namuri #nashuri #namor #shuri #wakanda #talokan #black panther #wakanda forever #mcu

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

cherishing him holding him kissing his little head

#i contain multitudes #not actually I think it all stems from wanting to take care of him sososooso bad however possible #does he want breakfast in bed i will make him breakfast in bed....... i can make good pancakes I swear #i just want to wake him up with a bunch of kisses and hold his face so gently and like ghhh #i could do his hair for him.... having your hair combed feels the best #posting posting 💕

[cum-and-get-m3]

being the girl you bring home to mom 🤝 being the girl you fuck in the bathroom when you bring me home to mom

#myposts #both #both is good #i contain multitudes

[kiragecko]

It's interesting the blindspots that people can develop through too much information.

I'm not just talking about learning things and then not being able to imagine the perspective of someone who hasn't learned that, which I've seen a couple posts about.

I'm talking about this:

I have a popular post where I translated the Tiger Poem by Nael (age 6) into Classical Maya. In my English notes to the translation, I gloss the word 'Bahlam' as 'Tiger'. This is wrong, it means 'Jaguar'. Tigers don't exist in the Americas. But it actually took me a minute to figure out what was wrong when this was pointed out, and I'm still bemused when people tell each other the correct translation in the notes.

'Jaguar' is a Portuguese loan from the Old Tupi word 'Îagûara'. In Spanish Colonial dictionaries, it's not the word that gets used to translate 'Bahlam.' It was just another indigenous word at the time. Usually, dictionaries use 'El Tigre'. Tiger. The Old World animal with the most similar size and cultural impact. Something they knew, to give an idea of this animal they didn't.

(Not sure why they didn't use leopards, which look a lot more similar, but maybe they weren't as culturally central in the 1600s? Or they're just a lot smaller? Or they were also commonly referred to as tigers?)

I've spent so much time painstakingly translating 17th Century dictionaries, that I forget the modern distinctness of animal species. I read 'Bull' in a central Asian dictionary, and assume it primarily means the local types of ox. I don't bat an eye at a small lizard or hummingbird being considered an insect. A completely random animal will show up, which only exists on the opposite side of the world, and I'll just shrug and bring up a picture so I can guess what local animal is being referred to.

And then, someone forcefully corrects me that hedgehogs don't live in Canada, I mean a PORCUPINE, and I just stand there baffled for a minute. That matters?

#animals #academia #translation #I've also made mapped the current understanding of the animalia family tree twice for fun #I LIKE the neat boxes! #I'll excitedly tell you what extremely different looking animals are closely related #I contain multitudes

[heikeee]

no but i need to scream into the void or i'll go mad. listen. kikyo wasn't a bitch. i don't think the way she was written did her any justice; it just makes her easy to hate. and don't get me wrong, this isn't about her relationship with inuyasha or kagome at all, i just want to talk about her as a character because she is one of the most complex of them and she needs to be looked at with more empathy.

i've said it before and i'll say it again: her whole thing is that she is tragedy personified. think about it. everything, and i mean every single thing that could have gone wrong in her life, HAS gone wrong. she had a difficult upbringing, having to raise her little sister and having to shoulder the burden of being the sole purifier of the shikon jewel (which constantly put her and her village under threat). she was never dealt an easy hand to begin with. then, she finds solace in love, tries her best to think of a way of unraveling herself from her duties to live a free life, while still caring for others selflessly: she took in onigumo, and he betrayed her. by pretending to be inuyasha, he had her think that her lover had betrayed her as well, and succumbed to wounds inflicted by him (or so she thought), while sealing him to the goshinboku.

the last wish she spoke of was to take the shikon jewel to the beyond with herself. later, kagome finds a way to actually destroy the jewel, which was what kikyo had intended to do but couldn't. in her heart, her last wish was to see inuyasha again. the jewel corrupts this wish and grants it in the most fucked up way possible.

her remains are robbed from her grave and she is brought back to life with NO agency on the matter, by someone who wanted only to exploit her powers. now, untethered from from her past duties, she is finally free to experience emotion. and that includes bad emotions. so anger, resentment, jealousy, contempt, loneliness, selfishness (and that's part of being human). every unfulfilled wish, the unfairness of it all. she spends the rest of the series navigating this undead existence, the duality of not belonging anywhere, constantly torn between doing what is right and what needs to be done to reach her goal, having no choice but to consume souls of recently departed girls to have the energy to fight her only fight (destroying naraku), all the while helping villagers and kids, and even the inugang, despite not wanting to align with their agenda at first. she contemplates sacrificing kohaku, yes, but ultimately her redemption is that she chose to save him instead of purifying the jewel in the end. she showed that she trusted the inugang to finish what she couldn't, and chose to spare another life, if possible (she says so herself in ch441)

it is very difficult to relate to someone that doesn't give access to her vulnerable side very often. her and sango are the two characters who had it the hardest and were forced to make the most difficult decisions out of everyone. but we love sango, even when she chose to sacrifice rin, even when she contemplated killing kohaku then herself, because we know where sango's heart lies and how torn she is about all of it. kikyo, on the other hand, is stoic and hardened by her life (and also post-life), but ultimately her biggest trait was kindness. we don't get to see her cry and be like woe is me about it, something that could've made us more empathetic towards her like we are with sango.

my point is kikyo deserves to be looked at through kinder eyes. she is a complex character, and she requires a bit more analysis and compassion to actually see who she really is. my tragic girl

#sorry to be a kikyo apologist but i just love my tragic girl! #and i'm honestly not against her being portrayed as a cynical evil bitch in fan works either tbh. i like her when she's bad too #she plays a great villain! #also this has nothing to do with me shipping inukag #or inukag being endgame in the story #my girl deserves a break #she's a tough nut to crack is all #and i will say this: yes she doesn't like kagome. in her shoes i wouldn't fucking like her either! LOL #but i'm not in her shoes so i also love my girl kagome. i can like both of them #i contain multitudes #kikyo meta #i guess this counts as meta? #inuyasha meta #kikyo #i am so afraid of getting hate please just block me if you disagree