#i could go on an absolute rant

[slightly-warmer-hibiscus-tea]

Yo!

So I wanted to have something ready for the holy kickstarter anniversary day but it’s taking far longer then intended🥲

Just so it’s on the record there was an attempt at being punctual…

#touchstarved art #wip #didn’t mean to be gone this long but we’re working on getting out art motivation back slowly #anyways happy anniversary! I’m literally jumping off my walls over the trailer theme song…like foaming #I could go on an hour long rant with then things it’s doing to my brain rn #why is Mhin’s ‘part’ my absolute favorite? why is the father son duo cutting ppl off? why did it glitch??? #Ais?bby???is mc ‘my weakness’??? is he ‘pardon my octo parasite void friend’-ing us??? #anyways this was entirely random lol

[blorbosinmyheadcentral]

Really curious to know where in the heck people got this "Caine is an old man" thing from

#rambles #Really. Where is this information from. I know gooseworx revealed all of the humans' ages but there is nothing on Caine or any of the AIs #It makes sense why that is because he's a frickin BOT. Are you going to tell me chatGPT is a middle aged man?? #But sure he has a “coded age” or whatever; let's entertain the thought. #He clearly reads as an adult. But OLD??? #What supports this???? We don't know how much time people have been in the Digital Circus or how long it has existed #“Years” is too damn vague. There is no specific sense for the passage of time #There's no way to determine his age that way #He could very well be younger than everyone in that place #Then is it his mannerisms??? HE'S A FREAKIN RINGMASTER #Are people just collectively assuming Caine is old just because???? #I haven't found ANY basis for this ANYWHERE. GODDD #And it's annoying especially when people use this to justify antagonizing shippers #end rant #*hits edit button* AND ANOTHER THING #Look. Even if Caine IS old. That's okay #Everyone in the show is canonically an adult #I'm just baffled at this because people assume it's an absolute truth when we just. don't know.

[mondaymelon]

remember when you told me that kim dojka has childbearing hips

what... what about it?

are you denying it?

have you i seen his waist. good lord. it's so fucking snatched. what right does he have to make him that attractive. his body just screams homosexual like what are you, as a man, doing having a waist that s c r u m p ti io u s? gay. gay gay homosexual gay you whore <333 33. 3

i love him so much his hips goddamn his hips OH GOOD LORD EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS SO IS SO IS SO IS SO iS SO IS SO COMBUSTS

i dont like children honestly i hate them with like a burning passion 99.9 percent of the time like those hand sanitizers that kill all but .000000001 percent of the germs

WELL. KIM DOKJAS CHILDREN. THEY WOULD BE AN EXCEPTIOn

LIKE SUUUUURE JOONGDOK IS GREAT AND ALL (please the amount of people i would massacre just to hold kdj's hand. just to see his pathetic sopping wet cat self. just to see him breathe just to see him blink jsust being in his prescence i think id die )

II KNOW FOR A FACT YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT ORV> BUT THERES THIS CHAPTER IN THE DFJDOISFJOD AND LIKE LIEK LIEKE HE GETS DURNK AND GODDAMN HIS FACE HIS FAC HAS NOOOO RIGHT TO Be THAT PRETYT HE HAS NO RIGHT IN BEING THAT PReTTY

"ugly kING" EDXCUSE ME!!?!!? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOURE TAKLING TOO RIGHT NOW?!?!?! HAVE YOU SEEN THE MAN (spoiler. they physically cant BUT I MEAN LIK SE SKILL ISSUE YOU JUST ARENT OWRTHY ENOUGH HONESTLYU )

ohh... oh to be .. in a poly... with joongdok.. OH... TO JUST HAVE KDJ LOOK IN MY DIRECTION JUST ONCE>...

OH!!! MYBAD!!! I COMPELLTELY FORGOT ABOUT CHILDREN1!! YES, LET ME EXPLAIN

SSOSO. HIS HIPS> THEYRE SO GODDAMN THEYRE SO GRABBABLE AND HOOOOLLUYYY SHIT HIS THIGHS HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOlY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOL SHIT !!!!!!!!! I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HED BE THE ONE BAERING THE CHILDREN BECAUSE I MEAN HEY MPREG IS CANON IN ORV SO LMAO ILL FIND A STIGMA THAT MAKES IT WORK OR SOMETHING

sigh.. man. running in front of. atruck seems soooo tempting rn.

oh yeah btw i didnt tell you this i was literally walking and almost got hit by a car <33 in the parking lot lmao

my head is so full of kdj right now. i jut. i just cant . hes so. hes uhg hes so uhgjdfljslkfjk the amount of times ive cried to him during class is probably a cause for concern BUSDIFJOKL THE OFFICIAL ART... OF HIm.. WITH YJH... WHERE hES SMILING AN...D.... HE LOOKS...SO HAPPY... SOBOSBSOBSOBOSBOS

#★ ˎˊ˗ melonrambles! #★ ˎˊ˗ inbox... mooties!! #⋆˙⟡♡ᝰ.ᐟ - kyoi ( stares dreamily out the window... sigh... kim dokja ... )!! #should i go on another rant in the tags FUCK IT WHY NOT #OKAY OKAY . HEAR ME OUT #WAIT FOR IT #DRUMROLLL... #kim dokja. #KIM DO K J A !!!!!! #JFKDLFDKFJ I LOELVOEVLDLVJ HIMS O MUCH HES SO RELATBLA EEHS SO SILLY HES SO ATTRACTIVE I LOVE HIS CAHRACTER I LOVE HIS PLTO I LOVE HIS BEAU #BEUATIFUL MIND I LVOE HOW HE USES HIS WITS TO ESCAPE THE SITUATION i loVE LOVE LVOE BLACKBOX FOR BLESSING HIM WITh SUCH A GORGEOU SFACE. I #LOVE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT ONe EYE THING THAT MAKES ME ABSOLUTELY. FErAL #I LOVE D IT IN THE CONSTELLATION BANQUET WHEN he FINALLy GETS AN OUTFIT CAHNGE AND ITS A GODDAMN SUIT AND HOLLluyyy sHIT #I LOVE LOVE LVOE THE ENTIRE KING THINGMABOB ARC BECAUSE GYADDAMN THAT THAT OUTFIT WAS SOOO FINE AND HIS PANTS GOOD LOrd yOU COULD SEE HOW s #GOdDMAN SNATCHED He WAS T H R O U G H THE FABRIC #I AM ACTUALLY NOT SHITTING YOU RN IM LAYIGN ON MY BeD MSILING BLUSHING GIGGLING AND KCIKING MY FEET DFJOIFJDLKFJD EEE E E. EKIM DOKJADJFDKJ

[k1rameki]

AND IN HONOUR OF TODAY'S FINDINGS HAVE A STUPID DOODLE OF THESE TWO I DID A DAY OR TWO AGO :3

#IVE BEEN FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS ALL AFTERNOON I SWEAR IM GOING INSANE #ETTIE STAYS WINNING 💥💥💥💥 #no but in all srsness. im so fucking happy we get to see agoti interact w tabi in the update #no kidding regardless of how their relationship is interpreted i will eat it up every single damn time #IM SRSLY JUST LOSING IT RN /vpos I WILL CONSUME ANY SCRAPS OF TAGOTI CONTENT THAT I CAN #i could rant all about these two and their dynamic and how i see them but yall are not prepared for the absolute carnage #but yeah i stay winning i am so smart and when the tabi update comes out i will be the most insufferable person on the internet #my art #digital artwork #fnf #fnf tabi #fnf agoti #tagoti #🦇 human!agoti #🦇 human!tabi

[vmkhoneyy]

Reporting AI ads and listing them as malicious and I mean it with every fiber of my being ,

#fuck ai art #ai is a plague #I hate it I hate it I hate it #AI rant incoming ————> #I hate that it was rich morally corrupt men to create ai because of course this is the only way it could go #imagine you’re given the opportunity to make something so fucking incredible #you have the opportunity to create a machine that learns that speaks that can mimic things humans can do #imagine you’re given an opportunity to have this machine do tendious and repetitive shit so humans can focus more on doing things they love #and instead . you take that opportunity and create something that’s entire existence functions by theft #you create something that will either fade into obscurity or absolutely decimate the reliability of literally the entire internet

[sleepygaymerdisease]

guys i think this website is recreating misogyny

#i cant say specifics of what the media is or who the character is but like. if theres a character (who happens to be a woman) who is never #directly shown on-screen. but shes absolutely integral to the plot. and it's all with an extremely serious tone. maybe headcanoning them as #a silly ditzy bimbo wifey who believes in astrology and doesnt know anything about computers and her only interests are animals and plants #and taking care of her husband and cleaning the house and she also only wears bright pink and dyes her hair bright pink...... #maybe. just maybe. thats fuckin awful?!?!? 💀💀💀💀 #IM GOING INSANE HERE. LIKE GOD DAMN I THIUGHT I COULD TRUST TUMBLR USERS ABOUT THIS MEDIA TOO. I WAS SO WRONG. BLOCKED INSTANTLY. #also im not even going to begin to tackle the casual whitegirl racism involved with the interests listed for this character. like idk people #loooove to be vaguely spiritual without respecting a single culture who actually does these practices. 😀. #but im so mad like. i cant even say shit like 'ummm think about this for a sec!!' because the OP clearly put tons of time and effort into #their insanely misogynistic post. multiple drawings lined and full colored. like. they thought about this and thought it was amazing. 😐 #anyway... ive noticed lately that a lot of people think misogyny is a dying bigotry or that its 'not as serious' as other forms of hatred? #but sexism is a very real systemic and individual issue. drawing cismenkissing.png doesnt auto-clear the sexism allegations 🫢 #anis gaymer moments #ok sorry for the long rant im done now i prommy

[tojiswhore-nanamisslut]

People who only like things and don't reblog anything are cowards

#once again i saw a piece of artwork that i thought was so cool! #i am the only reblog.....the other notes are just likes #like what the FUCK #REBLOG. THE. THINGS. YOU. LIKE. #IM SO SICK OF IT #i also get heated about my own posts that only get likes #every notification is just a fucking like #but im never compelled to make a post ranting about it until i see it's someone else's work #something about seeing other creators' works having a fucked up like:reblog ratio just makes me SO mad #like #THIS IS THE REBLOG WEBSITE #WHY ARE YOU JUST FUCKING HOARDING POSTS IN YOUR LIKES #WHAT'S THE POINT #IF YOU LIKE IT THEN REBLOG IT SO OTHERS CAN SEE AND INTERACT WITH IT #it is absolutely BAFFLING to me #like are you going thru your likes periodically to look at things again? #whats the point? #I'm literally begging people to reblog the works they see #if i could disable likes on posts then i would like i don't think any creator really cares about a like on their work #it doesnt do anything #it doesnt circulate it to show others or give the opportunity to leave comments/tags #a like is literally useless im just so fucking heated the ratio on people's works is absolutely diabolical #posts

[crabs-with-sticks]

I should get hazard pay for two men at the library mansplaining what scientific theory is (and being utterly wrong) to me, young woman in science who is just trying to scan her books about local oral histories.

#I don't normally refer to myself as a scientist because I have more background in the humanities side of archaeology #but fuck those guys #flat out saying to me (a professional archaeologist) that its not a science #And then also not understanding what scientific theory is??? #like the old guy was very adamant evolution was “”real“” and not a theory #he also could not wrap his head around why we were studying Maori archaeology?? #Like he kept asking me why #and I would explain about pa sites and taro gardens #and then he would confusedly ask 'are you Maori' like thatsthe only reason you could find it interesting #fuck that guy #knew things were going downhill after he started talking about how he has a physics backgrouns #then brought up Nikola Tesla then went straight to the muskrat #sigh #At least a bunch of teenage schoolgirls got to see me absolutely smoke those men in an argument while being feminine and wearing a dress #Also shout out to the librarian who had my back #she was a real g #yeah suprise surpise #all the people who were backing me up were women #rant post

[krakenguard]

Not gonna lie, I can't help but feel this great, immense, indescribable exhasperation when there's a peep. But then I look at their blog and they have proship listed among the dreaded list of DNIs and it's like...

Dude. Buddy. Pal. Sweet summer child.

#I understand you wanting to set down certain boundaries. But whether you realize it or not... #The amount of people who are proship is ENORMOUS. #People will be going on talking about 'if you write a certain thing you condone it' and boy lordy that COULD NOT be further from the truth. #I myself... I personally wouldn't LABEL myself proship? But all things considered I would rather have the proship label slapped onto me. #Because everything I've seen from antis? Boy howdy lord. The things they do are absolutely rotten. #All because they can't differentiate between fiction and reality. #Sorry. Rant over.

[art-i-know-yes]

I have feelings and I have to talk about them.

in my head only thoughts about the sheriff.

a lot of thoughts btw. this is loooooong.

Spoilers for Jimmy's Empire S2 recent eps.

*breaks down into tears*

anyway. poor pathetic man is (hopefully) getting a villain arc and i think he needs it. he deserves to snap and hurt and use Lore on the others. so *so* badly i want them to listen to him but i know it's unlikely. and *gem* being the one to kill him. one of the few, few people who at least pitied him.

and then *the past sheriff.* let me tell ya, my brain is riddled with angst by him.

because the moment i saw him, after getting excited about it being martyn, i was like 'oh. oh. Jimmy is going to *idolize* him.' and i was like i can see where he could end up like a positive figure but then. *but then* he started explaining how he was the most respected sheriff so my brain took a curve to be like 'oh, he's going to be like Jimmy. lying to people about respect.' and then he explained that "people were so in awe of me that they'd run inside and shut their doors." and i don't know if my brain has ever taken a sharp turn so quickly. generally, i try to see the fluffy things and those are my comfort, but when i tell you my next thoughts were 'oh no. he was feared. people respected him bc he was scary.'

and it *kept going* with the alcoholic tendencies, people trying to keep him away, R.E.S.P.E.C.T, *ricky*. bc in the stream (i only watched a little) he says that ricky was his ex-deputy that did nothing but cause trouble. my next few thoughts went like this;

'he was a corrupt sheriff for sure.'

'they trapped him on purpose. they wanted him to be gone.'

'he's going to ruin Jimmy.'

and for the life of me, i couldn't stop thinking about how the past sheriff would probably be super manipulative in that nice way so that Jimmy could only rely on him for any positive reinforcement, Jimmy is willing to do *anything* so someone will *just stay*, and in the end, i genuinely think the past sheriff is going to try and take his spot. bc Jimmy already is listening to everything he says and of course, everyone already likes the past sheriff more, just to mess with Jimmy.

and, of course, the sheriff likes other people more too.

bc tumble town is empty. what do you mean it's empty? he's got villagers, yeah but he doesn't interact with them. he, in general, probably forgets they're there. but like that literally broke my heart bc he's alone. and people only visit him to taunt him.

so yeah i think Jimmy deserves to be a little bit mean. he probably won't be. he'll probably be manipulated and ignored and we're all going to go crazy. he's probably going to end up like how pearl was in double life.

[sidenote: it sucked to type on mobile and try the italics. so the asterisks are italics for the parts it didn't work. except that first sentence. i am in tears. i spent like 20 minutes faffing with the italics. and i can't get rid of them otherwise the entire paragraph changes so. yeah. it looks ugly.]

(i do want to mention that i nearly died laughing at the beginning of the stream where fwhip just chases the past sheriff around asking if he needs a deputy.)

#you could and should absolutely ignore this #mcyt #empires smp #empires s2 #jimmy solidarity #rambling #i can't wait to see what Jimmy does #i can only hope that he goes feral #I'm sorry that this is so long #but like none of my friends watch Empires and i have to say this stuff somewhere #i usually only go on huge rants for dnd so yeah lmao #also typing on this app is a fucking bitch sometimes #lowercase

[filthyjanuary]

i'm so sick of my fellow iranians being cringe as fuck on social media and simping for the state of israel out of some insane the enemy of my enemy is my friend mentality like i know this is crazy but you can hate the iranian government without deciding to go full monarchist and act like israelis are liberators of literally anything or anyone

like i'm sorry if the best you can envision for iran is trading one authoritarian for the son of the previous authoritarian (who was literally overthrown bc he was an authoritarian puppet of the united states) solely bc of his name then you hate the iranian people more than i can image

#like why are they somehow hitting the same level of insane cringe as indian nationalists #also stop parroting these dumbass slogans that don't make any sense like iran isnt islamic republic like ok what does that even mean #it makes as much sense as hamas is isis #yall are just saying words that you think sound catchy but are ultimately meaningless #like yeah iran hasnt been an islamic republic for most of its existence #it currently is #that has clearly not worked out and it can and should change but like that's literally factually what it is rn #and it's dumb as shit to act like there ARENT people that do support it #you are never going to gain ground if you accuse literally everyone of being a paid state actor who disagrees with you #or if you see the world in so black and white that you think bc the iranian government is bad israel's government is good #or act like the actual revolution in 1979 WASNT born out of legit grievances #like obviously that went incredibly sideways but like #what is with this insane whitewashing of the shah all of you are so embarassing #sorry i cant rant on twitter bc of the Job so i gotta do it here i am so fucking tireddddddd #i wish the most outspoken public facing iranians weren't all wealthy as fuck monarchists playing activists #while sitting in beverly hills mansions contemplating their next nose jobs and doing absolutely nothing of use like wow you are so brave #it's the same energy as those rich cubans who moved to miami after castro took over #you can argue that the motive for the iranian regime's defiance of israel is not ultimately out of any desire to help palestinians #and frankly i would agree with you #but like in this specific instance i don't actually think their motive matters if it is materially helping palestinians #will it? that remains to be seen #and acknowledging that it could does not suddenly mean you support the regime all of you are so braindead i am tiiiiiired