(tetora voice) dude we’re MEN now we gotta do something REAL MANLY
i tjink tetsu would get smthg like this
Og post i stole from
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PEARL!!!!
I’ve been loving her since double life so im riding the brainrot to let me draw this thing thats been sitting in my brain since forever. I love it when she’s threatening <3
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OHHHG REQUESTS R OPEN...... mayhaps a shaymin or an espeon... or maybe even a shayminespeon....
Shaymin might just be my favorite grass type EVER... TYSM for the request!! I LOVED how this turned out!!
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fact the first: i made this tweet once
fact the second: i also once wrote a narumitsu fic in which my challenge was to jam as many fic tropes as possible into one fic (which is here by the way)
conclusion: you could not do this challenge with klapollo because apollo would effectively dodge every romance trope dooming klavier to despair. klavier gets a part time job as a barista to talk to apollo. apollo firmly holds that it is inappropriate to flirt with hospitality staff and skates over all klavier's coy barista/barrister puns which is for the best because it is unclear how this qualifies as flirting anyway. klavier and apollo are caught in a difficult to explain situation. "we're dating," says klavier, putting an arm around apollo, because it is the easiest explanation. "no we aren't," says apollo, removing his arm and explaining the situation perfectly normally. klavier and apollo check into the last available hotel room to investigate a case. there is only one bed. apollo takes the couch. a mark appears on klavier's wrist in the perfect shape of apollo's horns, surely signifying that they are soulmates. apollo earnestly tells klavier to wear more sunscreen and that he should go get a skin check
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scribble— nngh! scribble— nngh! scribble— nngh!
“d-dad, i c-can’t color the right way with you doin’ that—!” i sob. you yank my pigtails back roughly, causing me to yelp and cry as you pound into me. i’m lying on my stomach in bed and clutching my pastel markers tightly in my little fingers. i whine and wiggle under you, trying to get away.
you lean down and bite my neck harshly. “stay. fucking. still.” you growl as you press my face to the coloring book. the marker on the page mixes with my tears and leaves colorful splotches on my face. “color in your fuckin’ book.” you raise my head back up by yanking my pigtails. the thrusts get harsher, somehow. i can’t stop crying.
“p-please, s-stop dad!! i-it hurts!!”
“you think i— ghh, you think i give a shit?” your left hand reaches to choke my little neck, the grip so strong it makes my face turn red and i can’t help but feel dizzy. “you— hfff, you’ve been—shityoursotightwhenichokeyoulikethis— such a little sh-shit lately. dad’s pent up. frustrated. fuckin’ mad.” the tip of your cock bashes against my cervix again and again, like a battering ram. “you begged and begged and begged me at the store to get you that stupid. fuckin’. coloring book. and now you’re going to be a good little whore and color in the lines while i take out all this anger on you.”
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if colors had grubblr
🫒 gr33nasthegrass Follow
:33 < hate when yellow gets all the credit fur being a purrimary color when its literally r G b
🍯 mellow-yellow Follow
uhh.. ii liiterally am a 2ub2tractiive priimary. liike yeah iit 2uck2 that you dont get the recogniitiion you de2erve but you dont have two put down other color2
🐙 majestic-magenta Follow
At least you're on t)(e color w)(eel 38(
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🦕 t34l-for-two Follow
1 H4T3 COLORS WHOS3 H3X COD3S ST4RT W1TH "F". 1TS L1T3R4LLY SUCH 4 R3D FL4G
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🔮 therealroyalpurple Follow
youre in her dms im a fundamental part a her personality. wwe are not the same
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🩸 rubyred Follow
if y0u cant be represented by a wavelength 0f light y0ure n0t a real c0l0r
🐙 majestic-magenta Follow
T)(is is litereely so toxic, wtf! Colors t)(at are perseaved only w)(en t)(e s)(ort and long cones are activated toget)(er are valid!
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TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLING ME I'M THE "ABSENCE OF COLOR" AND THEREFORE NOT A COLOR MYSELF. LIKE, YOU DON'T GET TO CHOOSE HOW I IDENTIFY.
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♠️ blackasmysoul Follow
WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING THAT ORANGE IS THE NEW ME. I LITERALLY HAVEN'T GONE ANYWHERE.
🔥 thecolornotthefruit Follow
sOUNDS LIKE, a SKILL ISSUE????
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STOP S4Y1NG M3 4ND BLU3 LOOK 4L1K3!!! W3 4R3 L1T3R4LLY D1FF3R3NT COLORS
🧿 therealroyal8lue Follow
Yeah!!!!!!!! I'm so much hotter than that.
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FUCK YOU
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Okay, let's try again! With more/better options! Thank u to everyone to inputted on the last poll (which I'm now realizing I should've made only a day long lol oh well)
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