heres my oc for today, shī tóng, hes a guardian lion brought to life by a wealthy dragon household, but when his other half died (guardian lions almost invariably come in sets) he left to go wander. he was almost consumed by his own magic in grief until he came across two kids, one of whom had the ability to cancel out magic for a short time. long story short hes a dad now.
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no one asked but here's a graphic depiction of the way virtually every romantic relationship in tsc is connected to one another
spanning 200+ years , 74 people and 20+ books. romance is beautiful 💛 tsc fans will tell you they hate a love triangle but girl i think we have bigger things to worry about literally what is this 💛
here's a version without any of the parental/ancestral relationships in an attempt to make it easier to understand but......... well
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Missa: I heard that people sometimes call you the "Angel of Death." Why is that?
Phil: Ah, it's probably because of my wife.
Missa: Your wife?
Phil: Yeah! I'm married to Kristin, the Goddess of Death :D
Missa, a grim reaper, currently raising a kid with Death's husband: I Am Going To Lose My Job
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men are so goddamn fucking infuriating!!!!!!!!!!!! we were sharing examples of gender based discrimination in our own lives in sociology class and one guys example was how he works as a caregiver for children and people think hes a pedo when he takes the kids to the park. another was a GUY who is STUDYING to become a FUCKING MIDWIFE and he was saying how so many people dont want men to be in the field of midwivery and how thats oh so hard for him :( WOMEN DONT WANT YOU. DO SOMETHING ELSE
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Uhhhh from @evilspiritweek (it won't let me send an ask froma side blog rip) any favorite au? This could be one you found or one you've made up :o
OOOOOO OMG WHAT A FUN QUESTION :OO ty queen evilspiritweek HEHE
my buddy @cunningweiner is currently developing a post-show AU, and he’s posted a couple arts of it so far — the prom fits one is the most recent I think, but there’s a Howard post coming soon (👀👀👀) that has me absolutely going FERAL. I love Howard so so much and I weep at his lost potential. I mean just IMAGINE what he could’ve become if only the show had gotten more seasons 😩😭 and Lize feels much the same as I do abt the lost potential of the show in general…the klub members, Theresa, McFist, all of it!! and it’s honestly such a fun time exploring what could’ve been if we got to see Randy n the gang grow up. Howard also happens to a BANGIN upgrade 🦅 that I won’t spoil but I am SOOOO excited for Lize to post
@thesoundofmadness has a BEAUTIFULLY painful post-high school AU involving a Randy who got mindwiped, but not Howard. Levander makes a return (BAND AUs !!!!!! CAN I GET AN AMEN) and befriends Randy, there’s sooo much weinerham angst, and just. SCREAM I love the story of that AU
I’m allllso especially ill abt @maganbee ‘s Prince Howard AU…that blog, I think, is long dead and they never did Too much w the idea ☹️ The basic premise was that Howard was royalty, but still very much Howard, and would make just like…exceptionally selfish decrees all the time that were accidentally political genius moves. Randy was his right hand man ofc and yknow. Shenanigans :3 I am not nearly funny enough to write for it but if I was I’d be ALL over it 😭😭
AND. finally. I have to look more into it but from what I gather there used to be a general AU within the fandom where Viceroy was, for some reason, in close contact w baby!randy & howie ??? I do not understand the context for it but every art I’ve seen for it is just darling 😭 and I LOVED when they got to interact w Viceroy, I wish we got to see more of their dynamic in the show bc it was honestly fucking peak
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So since blaseball is ending, I’ve officially decided to amnesty all of my blaseball related WIPs given the fact that blaseball is incredibly difficult to learn about when it isn’t actually happening.
The first in my series of amnesty fics is about Parker being a clone specifically designed to be “better” versions of himself that his mother (the Coin) created of him so that he would be more efficient and also so that she could manipulate his memories to forget that she was ever his mother. Parker IIIII finds out about this after starting to experience flashbacks when Parker MacMillian is revealed in the Library’s Prehistory for the first time and discovers a series of records related to the cloning experiment in a classified section of Blaseball HQ. You can read it here!
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