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httpsserene · 2 months

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𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 “𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤”𝐞𝐝 - 𝐨𝐩. 𝟖𝟏

𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: oscar’s girlfriend is feral on main. 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: crack. this is a shitpost, you have been warned. uh this is completely unrealistic, it’s pure vibes okay. this is not an accurate representation of those mentioned. 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴: oscar piastri x fem!black!reader 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲: smau.

𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲: i wouldn’t consider myself an oscar girlie but then,,, i opened tumblr and saw the photos of oscar from when he went karting and um…now have another op 81 mess of a smau! this is completely unserious and it’s inspired by the nefarious actions i would do to oscar’s biceps. inspired by @dwarvenchords and @hookhausenschips ‘s reblog lol. it’s short but, enjoy, loves xxx.

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yninstagram • february 28th

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oscarpiastri: love…you couldn’t even save this for the close friends stories? you had to post it on main yninstagram: did you like my joke? oscar “jack”ed piastri LOL im so clever oscarpiastri: ijbol 😐 yninstagram: i’d be pressed but ur muscles are distracting me oscarpiastri: u should cmere and give them a kiss :)

lilymhe: he let u tie a bow around his bicep?!!! omfg i have to do this with alex yninstagram: i don’t think alex has enough muscles to meet the requirement for the bow :/

landonorris: he’s such a simp landonorris: i would never let my girlfriend tie a bow on me 🥱 yninstagram: step 1: have a girlfriend

logansargeant: your freak out on twitter had a slight mentally-ill aura yninstagram: shut the fuck up and get on a podium before you talk to me yninstagram: gangly bitch + not funny didn’t laugh + L

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yninstagram • february 28th • in between my boyfriends tiddies ⚑

liked by, oscarpiastri, mclaren, logansargeant, markwebber, and 1,223,458 others

yninstagram: things to do with your boyfriends muscles; listed in the comments below (a huge thanks to the toto user on twt for FINALLY sending me the photo)

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yninstagram 1. tie a bow around them (completed)

➥ user thx for sharing the photo

➥ user FUCK! I CAN’T FIND A PIECE OF PAPER TO WRITE THIS ON

yninstagram 2. kiss them (completed)

➥ user awh how cute! going to nap on the interstate rq

➥ user wait for me!

➥ user omg slumberpartyyyyy

yninstagram 3. touch them (completed)

➥ markwebber there’s a time i thought you were a normal girl

➥ yninstagram who told you to think that??

user i know those arms are rock solid 🥴🤤

user i’m the toto user on twitter !!! she did not kill me y’all !!!

➥ user u were flirting with death babes

➥ user i would not have admitted to this under her post

➥ user you should seek witness protection 🙏🏾

yninstagram 4. have him suffocate you with them (he said no)

➥ oscarpiastri WHY DID YOU INCLUDE THIS ONE

➥ logansargeant i think you’re proving the mentally-ill part y/n

➥ yninstagram u sound jealous logan

➥ user personally, i think if you didn’t want her to say that, you shouldn’t have muscles @/oscarpiastri

➥ oscarpiastri oh! yeah! why didn’t i think of that—lemme just take them off rq 😐 WTH

yninstagram 5. wall sex (?)

➥ oscarpiastri i specifically said not to say #4 and #5 in public

➥ user the question mark is SENDING MEEEEE

➥ yninstagram i mean, i can tell you that he didn’t say no to this one 😈 @/user

➥ landonorris i did not want to see this when i opened ig

➥ yninstagram do us all a favor then and delete ur account x

➥ oscarpiastri what she said^

➥ landonorris :o -> :(

yninstagram 6. draw on them (in progress)

➥ user wait this one is actually cute 🤭

➥ oscarpiastri watching the pure concentration on her face is adorable

➥ user omg she’s so 👉🏼👈🏼 coded

➥ oscarpiastri it tickles lol

➥ yninstagram ur moving around too much

➥ yninstagram might have to tie you to the headboard 😏

➥ user and she’s back on her bs

yninstagram 7. watch him flex for you (ongoing indefinitely)

➥ mclaren do we have your permission to post oscar thirst traps now?

➥ yninstagram i’m sure we could work out something mutually beneficial

oscarpiastri • february 28th • my girl’s basement ⚑

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oscarpiastri she knocked out on my chest halfway through drawing on me. didn’t know this was part of the boyfriend job description, felt like there was some false adverting. overall: 12/10 experience, will be doing this again.

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danielricciardo didn’t know where this was going for a sec but fuck you guys are so cute 🥹

➥ oscarpiastri thank you? i guess

➥ user oh to have my relationship praised by danny ric

➥ user girl ur man responds to your texts two days late

➥ user DAMN u didn’t have to air out my business like thatttt

user WHAT DID SHE USE TO DRAW ON YOU OSCAR??? HELP A GIRL OUT

➥ oscarpiastri its liquid eyeliner 🫡

➥ oscarpiastri she used an eyeshadow palette when she wanted to add colors

➥ user why did i never think of that, she’s so smarttttt

user oscar piastri the MAN that u AREEEE

logansargeant so,,,,are we still getting dinner later orrrrr

➥ user LOL

➥ user omg y/n was right logan IS jealous

➥ logansargeant im not jealous !!!!

➥ user 💀

➥ user okayyyy….we believe you LMAOOOOO

➥ oscarpiastri ijbol 😂

➥ logansargeant stop using ijbol it’s not funny

➥ user this will be the only time that i say i agree with logan on something

➥ logansargeant ur literally a fan account FOR ME?? @/user

➥ user yeah man u didn’t have to bring that up 😒

taglist: @saintslewis @cherry2stems @lorarri @inloveallthetime @mindless-rock @biancathecool @barnestatic @my-ylenia @katekipshidze @darleneslane @lovingaphroditesworld @smoothopz @vetteltea @tallrock35 @iloveyou3000morgan @smartstupyd @spideybv28 @loomiscorpse @hiireadstuff

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jeardesus7 · 1 year

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Omfg Shigaraki x reader who can shrink themselves??? LETS GOOOO

Warnings:shrinking,non-con,kidnapping,bdsm, spit,piss,degrading,threat of dusting,drugging,choking,sexual harassment,crying,begging,stalking kind of, fingering,bondage,slapping,yandere behavior,rough sex,zero aftercare

I've been thinking about this for a while now, and have to share with all of you.

Picture it; You're a hero-in-training being interviewed on TV. The interviewer asks about your quirk, you answer, "my quirk can help me shrink things, people, and myself. It comes in handy when rescuing people who are pinned under large objects."

You willingly volunteer speaking about your quirk and what it can do, unknowing that Japan's most wanted villain was watching.

The interviewer asks you to demonstrate how your quirk works. The cameraman steps back a bit until your body is in full view, you show the viewers how you can shrink yourself.

Shigaraki is sitting behind the phone screen watching you get smaller, and smaller, and smaller. His cock twitches in his pants, growing painfully hard, thinking about how tight you can make that pussy. He has to have you.

After a long day of training, you're at the end of a street corner waiting for your Uber to get there. It's late, no one is around, You're alone. You thought.

You hear footsteps behind you, getting closer, and closer, until. They stop. You could feel his breath on the back of your neck. His hot breath mixed with the cold winter wind, sent shivers down your spine.

You're so much shorter in person. Perfect. He's so close, you can feel his crotch rubbing against your sweet ass. He puts his chin on your shoulder, and starts speaking into your ear.

"I saw you on TV the other day," he raises his arm up and wraps his fingers around your throat, "I'm a big fan of yours," he whispers again. This time, much more breathy. You shove his hand off of you just so he can slam his hand right back on, yanking you closer so your back is pressed up against his chest.

Right at that moment, you knew who this was. This wasn't just some creep, no. You were dealing with the country's number one villain on Japan's most wanted list.

"I could do much, much worse to you if I wanted, so I'm going to be patient with you," he muttered as he pressed his split and cracked lips against your ear kiss and licking it, now moving to your neck.

You can see headlights out of your peripheral, hopefully they'll help you.

It gets to the street corner and stops right in front of you. He shoves you to the car and opens the door, pushing you inside and gets in with you.

You look over to see him pull something out of the pocket of his hoodie. What is it? It's too dark to see. You can't see. Everything goes black. Whatever that was made you black out.

Waking up with a pounding headache, you feel something tight around your wrists and ankles. Your eyes fully open to a room unfamiliar to you. There is an antique lamp sitting on top of a dark wooden night stand. You look around and see what looks like a fuck-machine in the corner with a dildo attached to it.

Behind it was a full-length mirror that took up half of the wall.

You look around more and see a sofa with the silhouette of a man on it. while looking at him, you see that you're on top of a bed. Where'd your clothes go? Why are you naked? What's going on?

Your wrists are tied up and strapped to the bed posts at the end of the bed. So are your ankles.

The man gets up and comes closer so the light from the lamp shines on him. Your eyes widen as you see who it is. It's him. It's Shigaraki.

"Oh, you're awake. Perfect,"

You're so scared you feel like you're gonna vomit.

"You're so sexy when you're sleeping," he says, coming closer to you. He walks over to the edge of the bed and climbs on top of you.

"Not responding, huh?" He says reaching over to the side table and pulling stuff out of the drawer.

"Good, stay that way," he says, spitting on the dildo he pulled out of the drawer. You whine as he rubs his fingers up and down your wet folds and pushes his fingers into your slit.

He speaks again, "Your pussy is so fucking pretty baby. You're so wet for me," you squeak as he replaced his fingers with the rubbery item.

Violently slamming the dildo into your sweet pink cunt, you shrink yourself, or tried to at least. You shrink only to make yourself scream in pain. It's too big to shrink yourself on. If you shrink yourself any smaller, you'll burst!

Sure you were able to get your arms and ankles out from those knots but that didn't help much.

He was so much bigger and stronger than you.

He's violating your tight little hole so well with something that's not even the real thing, he stops.

You look up at him, wondering why he stopped; until you see why.

He's completely naked, and so fucking hot. His white fluffy hair brings out his eyes, which brings out his facial features and his scars. Who knew that a stone cold killer could have such a soft face.

Your eyes travel over his toned arms that could easily crush you without even trying.

And those abs, oh my fucking god his body is perfect.

You look down a little further. Your eyes widen seeing his fat, veiny cock.

You'll die if he puts that inside of you!

He does anyway. He rubs his cock up and down your slick folds before lining up his cock with your slit.

He pushes, but it doesn't go in. Even after he ruthlessly pounded into your pussy with that toy, you're still too tight. He tries again, but it doesn't go in. He tries again, pushing a bit harder. Finally, you gasp as he sheathes himself deep inside you.

Slapping your tits, he wraps his hand around your throat as he starts sloppily thrusting into you. He starts going faster, and faster, and faster, you don't even know how he was going so fast.

Your eyes roll to the back of your head as he's pounding into you, it's too much, the pleasure is too much. Tears start streaming down your face from how rough he's being.

I can see him saying degrading stuff like:

"Fucking slut, you're cunt is sucking me in so good. Is it too good? Is it too much for the little crybaby? Hmm?" He says as he mimics your cries and whimpers,

"You're so fucking pathetic. Open your mouth for me. Yeah, doesn't that taste good, huh? You like it when I spit in your mouth don't you? Oh fuck. My cute worthless little cum dump. Don't cum just yet,"

You're close, and he knows you are.

Tightening his fist around your throat, he slaps your cheek and spits on you as he takes your ability to walk for the next month, and says,

"You want me to put down my fifth finger huh? End your life in one of the slowest, most painful ways possible? Then beg me. Beg me not to turn your harlot body into dust,"

He threatens, making you beg and cry even more.

"it would be such a shame to have such a pretty face turned into ash," he hovers his finger closer and closer to your neck until he's so close that if he moved it again you would be over.

Begging him to spare your life, he laughs at your cries as he chokes you even harder.

He thinks it's so hot seeing you desperately trying to finish a single sentence but get interrupted by your moaning and whimpering.

You desperately beg him to let you cum while trying to hold back your orgasm.

"Not yet, little slut,"

At this point your sobbing for him to let you cum. You're really trying hard not too, your life depended on it.

He flips you over so you're on your stomach and ass is in the air. Showing no mercy to your body as he stuffs your pussy full of cock. He slaps your ass making you cum on his length.

He pulls you by your neck so your back is to his chest.

"yeah, cum all over your masters fat cock. My pretty fuck-toy,"

He presses his tongue into your mouth, sloppily making out with you while your trying not to black out from how hard he's squeezing your neck.

As his orgasm approaches, he playfully bites your tongue and spits in your mouth.

"take all my cum bitch slut," he says as he grinds his hips against your ass.

Spraying your insides with hot cum, Shigaraki let's go of your neck, letting out a small perverted giggle. You slump down onto the mattress, pissing all over Shigaraki's cock.

He pulls out, slapping your clit as his hot semen gushes out of you.

You twitch and shake from being handled so roughly, and Shigaraki just leaves you there on the bed to make you clean yourself up. Doesn't even bother to give you aftercare.

But don't worry, he'll be back later 😉

#shigaraki x reader #yandere shigaraki #Shigaraki smut #anime smut #Shigaraki #shigarkitomura #smut #shigaraki x you #bnha

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getthisbread · 2 years

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Hello!

I think ur writing is pretty neat and was wondering if I could get head cannons of what it would be like to be in a polyamorous relationship with Jay and Cole? (Gender neutral reader) It’s totally ok if ur uncomfortable writing for poly, if so just make it separate pls. Also could you add in a little scenario where Jay, Cole and their s/o are fighting over something (probably something dumb lmao especially Cole and Jay) and then they do something stupid and start laughing over it? Btw I might draw out the scenario so pls let me know if I should tag u if I do. Thank you so much and hope ur having a good day!! :))

Gentle with me

I would be so happy if you drew this omfg- thank you for the request!!! I am totally fine with poly!! I kind of made a reference to Cole x Jay in my last post lmao.

title creds: Touch tank, Quinnie

summary: These boys share one brain cell but, their stupidity is more often endearing than not. <3

Cole Brookstone, Jay Walker (poly) x gn!reader

The road to where you are now was not easy, by any means. Starting to date your now boyfriends was very rough at times, the both of them had trouble coming to terms with the fact that they liked each other and you. In the beginning, there wasn't any communication, Jay, being more emotional thought Cole hated him. Cole didn't exactly realize something was wrong at first, (he's a little dense.)

After a very long heart to heart, the beginning of the relationship was a bit awkward. Jay was raised in a very loving and open home, so affection towards the both of you came a lot easier than it did for Cole. Cole and Lou were never exactly close, and when Lilly passed away, it created an even bigger rift between them. It took Cole a bit, but he does become more open to giving and receiving affection.

Once you have settled into being with them their regular bullshit resumes! Sometimes you will sit in on their hobbies, you and Jay watching drooling over Cole working out, he legitimately looks like a Greek God. Or, you and Cole watching Jay tinker with his creations, he's so cute when his face is all scrunched up in concertation. <3 They like to watch you work too!! It doesn't matter what it is, you could be doing paperwork for all they care, they just want to take in everything about you.

Having two S/O's that are BOTH ninjas definitely makes you worry about every little thing, how it could go wrong, etc. But, on the other side of that coin, Jay and Cole often worry that a villain will hurt you to get to them. So all in all, everyone is worried about each other.

Cole and Jay will have you constantly laughing, the would kill to see you smile. Constantly cracking jokes, pulling pranks, and so much more!!! Anything for your beautiful laugh!

It was just another average day on The Destiney's Bounty, and by average, you meant Jay was pouting because Cole ate his cake! "The nerve! To think, my own boyfriend would steal MY cake! It had my name on it and everything!" Jay ranted. "I'm sorry, okay! I wasn't exactly looking for a name tag! I just saw cake and ate it!" Cole whined back. They be at it all day if I don't step in, you thought. "Cole you of all people should know food is sacred, and Jay, I'm completely sure that if Cole knew it was yours he wouldn't have eaten it. So just kiss and make up already." you said, trying to ease the tension.

Later that night, you and Jay had already settled into bed, Jay being fast asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. But, you were still awake, waiting for Cole to join you both in bed. After 10-ish minutes, Cole still hadn't come to bed, Where is he? You thought as you slipped out of the covers, careful to not wake Jay.

As you walked down the hall, you noticed the kitchen light still on. Curious, you walked into Cole frosting a lopsided blue cake. "What're you doing hon?" You asked, rubbing the sleep from your eyes. "It's an apology, I didn't realize it was his cake, so I made him another one! No too shabby if I do say so myself." Cole responded. Eyes now adjusted to the light, you got a better look at the cake, the frosting was patchy, it was leaning to the left, and he even spelled 'sorry' wrong. In black letters at the top of the cake it said 'Sorrry Jay' 'sorry' having three r's in this instance. You took the frosting spatula from Cole wordlessly, and started to even the frosting. You didn't fix the 'sorry' though, you thought it was funny.

After placing the cake in the fridge, you and Cole went to bed. The next morning, you and Cole were still asleep when you heard a girlish scream come from the kitchen. Jolting up, and booking it to the kitchen, you burst into the unsightly scene before you. Jay on his knees, Cole's masterpiece of a cake strewn on the floor before him. One look at the scene had you and Cole howling in laughter. "Don't laugh! This is the second time I've lost a cake!" Jay cried. "We'll make another together, don't worry." you managed to get out between giggles. Jay soon joined in laughing with you both, because while he did lose his cake, he got to make another with the people he loves. <3

I'm not sick anymore and I couldn't be happier!!!! I have my cat to thank for nursing me back to health, he's my baby. :) Also, summer can be a time when people feel alone, so if you need someone to just talk to, my dm's are always open to everyone. Love you all <3

#cole ninjago #ninjago x reader #cole brookstone #ninjago jay #ninjago #ninjago cole #jay walker #jay ninjago #cole brookstone x reader #jay walker x reader #cole x reader #cole x jay

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blkkizzat · 2 days

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hi im shy so i haven't interacted b4 but i luv your fics! i like that you write stories & just don't post smau or twt porn links.

Hey nonny! TY for liking my work, its appreciated!! I do encourage you to interact though, even if its just a comment or continued anon msgs cause they do encourage me to write. I also really like receiving them <33 so I hope you or anyone else feels comfy to interact with me. *i dont bite i promiseeeee*

However, I honestly don't think theres anything wrong with smaus or twt porn links.

I incorporated smaus into my fics before. I adore writing or reading a good crack fic/post so I definitely think they have their place too and they are funny! I just personally struggle when it comes to writing shorter content so not something in my wheelhouse to do. (lol anything i write under 1k words i automatically think is dogshit. lol someone teach me to write short stuff i beg.)

Also I be EATING UP those twt porn links!! I don't post any of my own as my twitter is a stan account and I don't follow/like/retwt porn on there cause I don't want to mess up my algorithm. But I do be bookmarking them HEAVY! They are good reference material for my smut fics tbh.

Also I try to stay out of the mess/discourse cause I feel like people should be able to enjoy what they like without writing lame dissertations in defense/debating about it. But since we are on the topic already I'll add I haven't really understood the hate for them in particular, especially those saying people who like/post them have porn addictions because what!? Like we are not all on here to write/read smut?? pot---meet--->kettle. Anyway I guess I can understand the frustration some have when they assume they are stealing attention away from fics, but idk tumblr is huge and there is a place/audience for everyone is my belief. I've seen many long 6k+ fics breaking 20k+ so I think theres interest in long fics as well (one of my 7k+ fic has 18k+ notes). But I work in marketing, am getting my MBA right now and have worked in the middle of business and creative my entire career (at one point i worked for Twitch directly with streamers/influencers) so I can say when it comes to anything content/creative driven its honestly it's less about the quality of the individual work and more about regularly finding, interacting and catering to your audience if you really care about notes that much . I think its far more important though to do it for fun. Especially since we are not getting paid and doing this for free-99! So much creativity gets stifled when its too much about the business/results/notes side and you are working to please others/for clout. Thats a whole ass job in itself lmfao! I used to write on ff.net back in the day (years ago omfg) and stressed myself out so much from all the reviews/requests that I ended up abandoning it and was scared to write fanfics for years because of the anxiety of 'letting ppl down' until I got back into it last fall and decided to stop giving a fuck LOL.

Ahhh but I could ramble on about that for hours so let me stop I'm doing what I said I didn't want to do cause this is def now a mini dissertation from me going down the rabbit hole on this LMFAO! (im long-winded af lol)

But ty for the ask nonny I hope you come back soon <3

#kizzatanswers #anons #kizzatrambles

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thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls · 8 days

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hiii lark (cackles ominously)

how are you doing on this fine day? good, good...

i wrote a poem in physics class instead of doing homework [: its about josh and adeles last conversation and her subsequent death [: it might be the best poem that ive ever written [: i have put thought into each and every single one of the lines [:

how would you like to have your heart torn out today ‽

so uh, dramatics over (for now)! i made up. an initial situation for this. bcs like. idk WHERE the conversation that you send me in an ask happens or anth, so i made stuff up and i like it that the way that it is sooo uhhh yeah this is the way that it is hskfjlsd. also headcanon that josh takes honey with his tea...

i have actually put so much fuckjing thought than i normally do into this poem, i can and would analyse and explain every single bit of it if you want me to. genuinely. ive rewritten it four times. i just htink that this has turned out soo good and i now BESTOW IT UPON THEE AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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Before you go, let me talk to you. One last time.

Let me pour you a cup of tea, stare down into the rippling water as my hands shake. Sip at it quietly, as you say nothing. You don’t even drink yours.

Let me finally whisper my thoughts, voice cracking in spite of the honey, not noticing the tea turning salty. My words, my life, my thoughts, you took from me. Yourself, you took from me. I tell you, release it all unto the open. It took this long.

Let me listen to you ranting at me, as you always, always do. My words have go in one ear and out the other as you twist them back on me; there lies all the confirmation I ever needed.

Let me speak one last phrase, a question engraved on each and every single one of my wilted petals, “Do you love me, though?” Your silence takes its spot right beside my hope for us.

I watch you leave. Your tea goes cold. I unbury my love and hope. Your tea goes down the drain. My water too, tastes like salt.

I wait for you to come back. I think over what I’ll say. For once, I don’t want to take my words back; step aside for you, for what you want. I don’t know how I feel about it. I still wait. I doubt I could ever not.

You never come back.

(I come to you, find you in a blaze of blue flowers, in her embrace, deathly still. And for a single moment, I let myself think: ‘It’s over.’

And then it all crashes down.

I feel worse for her than I do for you. I wish I’d been the one to die in your arms. I know that I already have.)

LIME WHEN I GET YOU/POS LIME. TRYING RLLY HARD NOT TO FALL OVER IN MY SEAT RN I CAN’T I’M ON A BUS WHAT. WOAH.

JOSH WOULD TAKE HONEY WITH HIS TEA. OH NOOOOO

LIKE ALL THE CALLBACKS TO WHAT I SENT YOU OMFG THIS IS AMAZING!!!/GEN WOAGH ALSOTHE LAST PHARAGRAPH. “I feel worse for her than I do for you” NO YOU’RE SO RIGHT HE WOULD. LIME. I KNOW THIS IS MOSTLY ME SAYING WOAH OVER AND OVER BUT WOAHHHH/POS LIMEEEEE

#ALSO YOU WROTE THIS IN YOUR PHYSICS CLASS???#THANK YOU SO MUCH LIME #TREASURING THIS FOREVER ACTUALLY #THIS IS IN MY HEAD NOW #SORRYBTHIS IS ALL IN CAPS WOAGH #hi lime!!#<-A TAG I USE IN TEARS/POS #ask #ajdhsjdhjshshdaaaaaaaaahahshdhfhdjhdjchjdhdjd #sobbing/pos

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atinyjules · 1 year

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Pup - Badboy!Yunho

Alrighty! This is my first ever fic!✨ this was just a random idea in my head which turned into a fluffy mess🤧 I hope you enjoy it!

A lot of Fluff with a pinch of angst in some parts

Pairings: Reader x badboy!Yunho

Warnings: Swearings and violence...nothing else other than Yunho being a total hottie

Omfg Yunho in this gif is so hot I can't-

🌻🌻

She looked at me again like always, I keep telling myself that she's probably one of my fangirls. But somehow my mind begs to differ. I never noticed her until this year at the beginning of class when I started catching her glance at me.

There's something in the way she glances at me...it's not the thirsty, lust filled eyes that most girls usually throw at me. It was rather different, she glanced at in curiosity with those large glass like eyes of hers. If I was being honest, she wasn't too bad herself...no...she was quite a sight. Makes me wonder how I never noticed her before.

She would always glance at me whenever I walked past her or was in the same room as her. Was there something on my face? Did I look funny? I don't know, but her little stares were making my curiosity bubble up. Even making me a tad bit nervous so I decided to confront her.

It was a day before summer break and I was more than ready to ask her what was so interesting in me for her to always look my way, I've been trying to ask her for ages but never got the chance to do so. I was waiting out the class when the bell rang, signalling the lunch break.

"Yunho, let's go get lunch." I turned to see Mingi who stood with his bag over his shoulder.

"You go ahead I gotta do something first." I said making him furrow his brows.

"What?" he questioned as I shrugged.

"Nothing too important." I said making him smile.

"If you say so." he said and left as I peeked in to see if she was still there. But to my dismay, she was no where too be found making me frown.

Where did she run off too...?

"Yo, Yunho." I looked up to see San.

"Oh, hey." I said as he followed my eyes and looked inside the classroom I was burning holes into.

"Looking for someone?" he asked making me shrug.

"There's this girl...she keeps staring at me so I hoped to ask her but everytime I get the chance she disappears." I complained as he tapped his finger on his chin.

"She's from this class?" I nodded as San smiled.

"Aah~ I can help! I've went out with every girl in this class." badboy!San and his playboy agenda

"Every girl?" I asked feeling a tinge of pain at the fact that he took her out too.

"Every girl~" he said in a sing-song voice.

🌻🌻

"I've never seen her..." San said in disbelief.

"You said you went out with every girl in that class." I said as he groaned.

"I thought so too! Till you showed me this girl...hm-oh!" San quickly ran over to a girl after catching sight of her.

"What in the world is he doing now-" I squinted my eyes when I saw the girl talking to

"Seonghwa?" I mumbled.

She was...very very happy while talking to him and even hugged him. All this time never have I seen her smile...she looks so beautiful. But I couldn't help but feel a tiny bit of jealousy at the sight of Seonghwa and her talking.

🌻🌻

"Look who I finally bumped into at school." I turned to see my big brother Seonghwa making me smile.

"Oppa!" I exclaimed after finally seeing him in school since transferring.

"The fact that we see each other at home but not at school still cracks me up...well what have you been up to?" he said and chuckled, poking my cheek softly.

"Not much really." I said as he noticed a glint of sadness in my tone.

"You alright sweetpea?" he asked as I smiled and nodded.

"Totally! Well, I need to turn in these books to the library so I'll see you later!" I said and was about to leave when he pulled me in for a hug.

"If anyone hurts you...don't hesitate to tell me." he said making me smile and hug him back.

"Of course I will, stupid...I gotta go now so byee." I said and made my way to the library.

After returning the books to the library I was about to head to the class when I got pulled to a corner by some people.

"Hey! What was that for-" I cut my own words after realising the people infront of me.

"Hey 'sweetpea'...cat got your tongue?" I froze at the sight of Dohee, the girl who's been bullying me for the past three months.

"W-What do you want?" I mumbled as she pulled my hair making me wince in pain.

"You think you're so special just because Seonghwa and Jongho talk to you? You try to act so mysterious and innocent just to turn heads...such an attention seeking bitch you are." she says making her gang laugh as she forcibly pulled my chin up to face her.

"And you aren't even that pretty to begin with, what makes you think that you have a chance with not only them but any guy in this campus?" she said as I winced at her grip which kept tightening.

"What's your deal anyway? You're just bullying me out of jealousy...just because they won't even spare you a second of their time, so you think that after finishing me off they'll run after you. So tell me who the real attention seekers are." I said earning a slap on my right cheek.

"You little brat! Once we're done with you, you'll wish to have never uttered those words out of your mouth!" she said as they began beating me up making me cry in pain.

"You still won't give up will you?" Dohee asked after a while of hitting me.

"I may be w-weak but I-I'll never bow down to r-rotten people like y-you-" I got cut of by a kick to my stomach making me cry in pain.

"You have a big mouth for someone who can't even fight back." she asked as I managed to let out a light chuckle.

"I-I don't waste m-my time fighting people w-who aren't even worth a p-penny-" I screamed in pain at the contact of a shoe on my cheek as I felt the world around me turning black.

"Oh no...Dohee...she isn't moving." one of her friend said as Dohee felt her heart rate accelerate.

"I-I...let's go before anyone gets us!" she said as they ran, leaving my unconscious body alone in the corner.

🌻🌻

When I gained a little consciousness to open my eyes I was met with the view of someone who seemed to be carrying me. He must've realised my eyes open so he looked down on me.

"Hey, hey! You'll be okay, alright? Just stay with me...keep your eyes open! Hey hey!" he said as I managed to keep my eyes open.

"W-Where are you taking m-me?" I asked as he held me securely.

"Don't worry I'll get you help." he said as I got a clearer view of his face.

"Y-Yunho?" I muttered as he smiled.

"That's me alright...now don't you worry we're almost there." he said as I felt my eyelids drop.

"I-I'm sleepy..." I mumbled.

"Heyy, you can't sleep...uh...let's talk!" he exclaimed.

"A-About what?" she asked as I tried to think of something.

"Um...how about names? I'm Yunho, what's your name?" I asked as she coughed.

"My name is Park Y/n...I transferred here this year." she said softly making me nod.

"No wonder I never saw you here before...um okay so....uhh...yeah! I've been meaning to ask you something." I asked making her perk up.

"What is it?" she asked as I gulped.

"Um...You always look at me...alot...so like...do I look funny or something?" I asked as she chuckled lightly.

"You look a lot like a puppy I had when I was younger...so I always look at you cause you remind me of her." she said making a dust of pink appear on my face as my ears started heating up.

"O-Oh...I-I would love to meet her." I said as she sighed and let out a chuckle.

"I'm afraid not...she passed away when I was in middle school." She said making me mentally facepalm.

"I-I'm so sorry." I stuttered making her smile weakly.

"Don't worry." she said as my face went red.

"I-If you like...I could be your pup-ArGhH! What am I saying?!" I went a shade redder when she started giggling.

"Puppy Yunho....it's cute." She said making me smile and blush.

"Call me anything you like..." I managed to blurt out as felt her nuzzle her face at the crook of my neck making me blush harder at her next words.

"I heard you're a bad boy but I guess I heard wrong."

#ateez fluff #kpop fluff #ateez yunho #atiny #ateez ff #ateez #ateez au #ateez imagines #ateez boyfriend #ateez oneshot #ateez ot8 #ateez masterlist #SoundCloud #ateez bad boy au

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vintagelacerosette · 9 months

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*holy fuck, it’s GALLAVICH time* 💖🧑🏻‍🦰🧑🏻💖- You are getting this message because you are awesome. Please share one Gallavich fic or art or post that you’ve enjoyed recently, or share something you’ve created recently, or just feel free to say how much you love them! & pass this on to your fellow Gallavich fans!

Hell yes!! Thank you, Calli darling! I'm loving GALLAVICH time!!! You're such a supportive member of fandom & i cherish youuuu 🥰

My fave art that I've made recently was my pride gallacrafts 🏳️‍🌈 I really surprised myself with this one 🥰 Thanks for the recent reblog Calli it means a lot 🥹🫶🏼💕

Now I also wanna shout out fics I love! I'm choosing two bc y'all are so talented 🥹🫶🏼

So a WIP fic I adore by the spectacular Jane @captainjowl

Amazing fic omg I love the characterisations & the emotional growth our boys are going through! This is my favourite kind of slowburn they're soooo unbelievably close but just a hair away from being truthful with their emotions omfg! Reading this is amazing agony & I don't crack bc the smut scenes are god tier. Go to reread when I need some beautiful dominating Ian to submissive Mickey 💕 I am astounded by this story & excited for what's to come in this love story 💖

And a completed work by Anna @annatrow

Just masterly brilliant tale of thrilling espionage & the blossoming romance of Ian & Mickey! Hot damn the smut scenes were hot as hell, too! A perfect storm of action, character depth, falling in love & sex! ❤️‍🔥

I am seriously awe of this story, just unbelievably cleverly written with all the identities. 😆 Practically a page turner, I would get giddy when a new chapter would come. I remembered jumping up & down, squealing & shouting "NO WAY" or "YES" with the sensational twists!!! 🫶🏼

#brilliant sweetpea calli 🩵#callivich #ask #💌#gallavich #gallavich fanart #gallavich fanfic

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teethw0lf · 1 year

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I had the horrific idea to get high and write about Mista and Narancia getting high using a concept I had already joked about with a friend and this is how it turned out. I wrote it in notes app so I’ll just copy and paste it 💀.

Pizza Heroes

Five edibles. Five. One two three four five. That was the bet. If Mista and Narancia could not finish watching “Low Quality Family Guy Memes” without even so much as cracking a tiny baby smile. The tiniest of all smiles ever in the whole world. They’d have to wake up in the morning and take 5 edibles or more. They’d never done more. But they did today. Fuck them. They were underestimating their power. They were gonna prove them wrong so good. Holy fuck LMAO.

So it was five. That was the requirement. But no. What they took was 10.

Narancias muscles had just started to go on strike just as the both of them got epic fnaf ninja mr. beast jumpscared by Mistas phone. It was loud as all hell and it almost had a rude ass tone to its voice, like it was going “HEY YOU PIECE OF ASS POTHEADS PICK UP NOW.” so naturally mista picked it up, while Narancia stared on in bewilderment only properly described by a cursed emoji reaction image from the depths of Gen Z Pinterest.

“Oh hell- nah. Oh sorry haha. No I was talking to somebody else. Um I’m sick. Cmon- dude ok alright uh. Ok.”

Mista hung up.

He faced Narancia with a look of horror.

They faced eachother with a look of horror.

Only properly described by two cursed emoji reaction images from the depths of Gen Z Pinterest.

Oh god oh fuck.

“Narancia we gotta go to work dude.”

They weren’t even all the way high yet but the thoughts in their brains were already falling out of their nostrils and also ear holes as soon as they formulated, leaving no time and no ability to maintain a proper conversation with anything and anyone. Including the house fly that was annoying them.

“Hey MOTHERFUCKER”

Narancia threw a gnarly punch at the fly but it landed on mistas huge tit.

“AAAAUUUGGGGHHHHHHH’!!!!!!!!!”

He threw his hands up in agony like that one cursed emoji reaction image gif thing where the emoji disintegrates away while holding its hands up and making a face of true and utter distraught.

“Sorry bro. There was a fly.”

They managed to drive to work by sheer luck and sheer luck alone. Narrowly missing a cruel and painful death several times over and somehow not really realizing it unless the other car honked then it was “WOAH FUCK!!!!!”

Dominoes

Expensive ass overrated pizza. Mista and Narancia thought their pizza was just any ass pizza and that that good and definately not $45 for like a medium pizza or something fuck them. But they worked there so whatever.

After clocking in, the two of them put on their dominoes pizza hats with the anime lines behind them and victorious and suspenseful music playing and they grasped each others hands in camaraderie and best friendship and possibly maybe a homestuck romance reference or something really fucking nerdy and cringe and gay like that and they posted up behind the counter. Alone as the fly in Narancia and Mistas house thought it was when Narancia punched it into a tit that must have been like a gigantic and majestic mountain to that tiny little fly. Death by boob mountain. That is hilarious Narancia decided and he randomly doubled over and lost his shit laughing. He could not hold it in. He could not even try to hold it in. He couldn’t. It just came out like vomit except it was laughing. What was he laughing about? Idk honestly I myself can’t remember what I just wrote so you put two and two together okay? Ok.

Narancias laughing made Mista start laughing too.

“Bro stop that you’re making me laugh”

He said with a breathless “heeheehaahaa”

Omfg he sounded just like a donkey.

Narancia was laughing like that chimpanzee at the campfire named Sugriva when asked “is it dinner time”

“Hey mista. If you had a fursona do you think it would be a donkey?” He asked, giggling.

“A donkey? Fucking why.”

Mista asked pretending to be offended because technically he was being called an ass. But ass is a butt and that’s fucking hilarious oh my gods.

The gods are probably shaking their heads at them right now as they stand there making stupid jokes and forgetting what they were supposed to do right here and now. Unbeknownst to them both they are ignoring several orders and are both standing behind the cash register and 4 people have come and and then left after seeing these weirdo loser furries talk about their fursonas.

“Mine would be a chIIIMP-“ Narancia couldn’t finish that last sentence before he started laughing again and it forced the tail end of his sentence to get all loud and yelly. Fuck chimps are so fucking funny. They are so fucking silly and they make loud screaming sounds and it’s hilarious.

“Nah!! Chimps are scary! Buff as hell. Stronger than any man.” Said Mista.

“I’m hungry” said Narancia.

“Oh wait FUCK OH SHIT.”

They both turned their heads so fast the air went through their ears and made a SHOOSH sound.

They’ve been sitting here ignoring 10 orders.

Mista and Narancia scramble into the kitchen like shaggy and scooby doo. Or more like shaggy and shaggy because they are both human men and not a dog. Mista pulls out his Bluetooth speaker and it starts playing his playlist for work. They are not actually allowed to do this but nobody is here not even a manager so fuck those bitches.

They make artful and beautiful pizzas. Narancia sways back and fourth while putting toppings on his pizza to Slow Dancing In The Dark by Joji.

The music fills him with such a floaty and blue emotion. Oh it was so pretty. And sad. Slow dancing is such a pretty name for a song. Slow dancing in the dark. That was just classically romantic and so so lovely. It was roses and dewdrops and a faun stumbling in the rain with an arrow in its back.

Damn it NO this fic is supposed to be funny, Narancia thought, the fourth wall being held in his determined and angry grasp and shaken by the throat. This will NOT become an angsty crush fic.

But then, suddenly, Mista turned around to face Narancia and he said “I want to talk to you about something I saw the other day and it’s really interesting and cool.”

Narancia nodded. Still schmoovin except the song has changed to “Fourth Of July” by Sufjan Stevens.

“No what change the song Mista this song makes my eyes water.”

“I was trying to tell you something hold on-“

“Mista my heart is SENSITIVE AND MUSHY!!!!”

“Okay okay fine”

“Alright tell me”

“Okay Narancia so there is this thing called homestuck-“

Narancia was trying to listen to Mista but he was too busy on trying to make sure the pizza didn’t look like it was made by a person who was extremely high. Oh shit. What if they could tell based off of the pepperoni symmetry.

The phone started ringing. Oh fuck. Oh shit. Wait how long have we been making these pizzas. Just two pizzas. No way….an hour? Oh fuck. No no no.

He picked up the phone.

“This is Pizza”

They hung up.

Mista was laughing at him.

“Mista we are going to get fucking fired I’m so scared bro I’m so fufkced I’m so fucked oh fuck.”

Mista was reminded of the vine with the kid slamming the oven to the beat while his dad plays the horn and they are wearing sunglasses. He thinks about imitating the horn tune and slamming the oven to the beat like the video to make Narancia laugh and stop getting scared, but he didn’t wanna break the oven. What if he was accidentally too rough. So he just went

“Doodoodoodoodoodoodooodoodoofooodoodoodoo”

“Mista what are you doing. Holy fuck we have like. A million orders.”

Narancia started shaking his hands next to his head and pacing and sobbing and crying.

Mista didn’t like seeing Narancia cry! Oh no? His friend. He had to create a distraction. Woah man his muscles were totally not having it. His brain was just a big playdough mound bumpin around in his skull. It was like he was made out of lead. His tounge and his fingers were getting numb and tingly. Yo he was SO high. Woah. Uh oh. Oh no.

Right distraction.

“Okay Narancia so like listen this might make you feel better. So theres this thing called homestuck and there are humans and trolls and they play a game. And theres different kinds of romance but I can’t remember the one that makes me feel about-“

Oh fuck he almost said ‘you’. Narancia can’t know that Mista was totally mega cringe down for him?!!!!!!!

“About this person I think is pretty cute and stuffs.”

His story was not helping Narancia. In fact he was sitting on the floor rocking back and fourth and sobbing but almost completely silent with his mouth hanging open and his eyes squeezed shut like he’s a toddler that fell down and it hurt. The door rang. Oh shit. He tried to pretend like Narancia wasn’t losing his mind behind the counter.

It was Trish.

“Why the fuck are you guys at work like this.”

“Because they wouldn’t let me call out big cheese says I’ll get a write up.”

“You guys look like you’re totally pulling this off and having absolutely no problems. Where is Narancia.”

Trish looked like an emotion Mista couldn’t comprehend. Like dorcelessness. Or maybe she was being sarcastic. Shit was he autistic?

Narancia tried to say “I’m here.” from behind the counter but he only made a sad sobbing sound.

Trish peeked from around the corner at him and he almost got ejected from his body.

“AAAUGH!!!”

he sounded just like Darwin from the amazing world of gumball.

Oh fuck his heart. It was so fast. Holy shit he can’t swallow. It’s like he can’t swallow what if he starts choking. What he he has a SEIZURE!! oh-

“Mista I think Narancia needs to go home.”

Trish poked Narancia like he was a roadkill.

“I need to go to the hospital guys. Can you overdose on weed? I think I’m dying. PleSe don’t let me die.”

“No you can’t overdose on weed, Narancia, oh my fuck- Mista. MISTA.”

Mista was thinking about troll romance.

Then Fugo walked in.

“Did you get the pizza or what it’s been fucking 35 mins- oh my fucking god why are you guys at work.”

“Fugo please tell Trish I could be having heart failure!!!!”

Narancia wailed.

Trish rolled her eyes so hard that it looked like it hurt and it probably did because she rubbed them after.

“Oh god you guys I swear I’m not crazy. Was our shit LACED!?”

Fugo scoffed “no you fucking idiot you took ten fucking edibles that’s what’s going on here.”

“Fugooooo” Narancia wailed.

Trish and Fugo looked at Mista who was staring off into space still standing behind the counter and thinking about troll romance. He couldn’t wait to tell his friends all about this new cool and very much brand new thing called homestuck.

Fugo leaned over to see the absolute state the kitchen was in. As expected there was a burnt pizza in the oven and a pizza that was halfway made and stil frozen halfway falling off the counter. The speaker was playing “DICKE TITTEN” by Rammstein. Ah hell yeah. This was fugos groove he loved pissed sounding German men singing industrial metal.

#jjba #jojos bizzare adventure vento aureo #jojos bizarre adventure #fugo pannacotta #narancia ghirga #guido mista #jjba vento auero #trish una #this is awful #sorry guys #this is pizza #jjba fanfic #crack fic #fanfiction

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that-foul-legacy-lover · 1 year

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forgot to make myself anonymous in the last request omfg AHHHHHHHHH but, if you don't mind, please expand on this one certain tag i very much live for angst <3

AKJDNAS i thought you meant to come off anon i'm so sorry i already answered the other ask ;-;;;;; but it's ok!!! now i will know you when i see you!!! :D (referenced post here!!!)

angst you say? well well *cracks knuckles* in your first ever meeting with Ajax, you knew him as the Harbinger Tartaglia, and as such had to tread your relationship with caution. he loved you, and despised the thought of you being in danger; you loved him, and hated when he came to your door wounded and tired. but somehow you made it work, even falling in love with his Foul Legacy form, and Tartaglia was more grateful for you than the sun in the sky- you were his sun, his light in the dark, and every day seemed brighter when you were around. so overcome with joy, the joy of being loved and cherished, was he that the famed Eleventh Harbinger loosened his own rules, allowing himself to stroll the streets of Liyue with you while admiring the warm glow of the lanterns at dusk

you had always loved Lantern Rite, back then

he hadn't even been quick enough to take revenge on the attackers, instead only finding you sprawled just outside the Harbor with a knife buried in your stomach. it was of Liyue make, that blade, and Tartaglia had known without a doubt that this was his fault for foolishly clinging to you in public, making it well known to the citizens who despised him that you were his beloved. he remembers so vividly the sensation of clasping your cold hand with his, pleading for you to get up, walk with him to the pharmacy to get patched up, and you had simply coughed, eyes clouded with pain. it was so obvious you weren't going to survive, so Tartaglia knelt over you and begged for you to say his true name, the name he had been wary of entrusting even to you, for he knew it was selfish to ask you not to go

how he wished to be selfish, so badly, when you mumbled his name and went still with a smile on your face, and Ajax felt a part of himself crumble and break. even after countless years went by, his memory eroded by time and Abyssal influence, he still vividly remembers the sight of you collapsed in his arms, the last thing you said being "Ajax"

so please, don't call him Tartaglia or Childe. he's Ajax, your Ajax, okay?

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fluffypotatey · 10 months

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Leverage ep 9

No pre-game thoughts, y’all, we going straight into this bitch!

[spoilers. you’ve been warned]

The Snow Job - Reaction

Oooooh synopsis is interesting 👀

OH???? Cop forcing a POC family out of their house so some corporate real estate can take it????? NO IM NOT MAD HUSH

NVM I AM MAD

ACAB BITCH

YES BABE FUCK THEM UP

PINCH THEM

Oh shit we talking about Hurricane Katrina???? More like hurricane tortil—*gunshots*

take a shot every time someone mentions having kids to Ford lmaoooooooo (*cough* so sorry for your loss dude, honestly that sucked *cough*)

oh ho ho! flashback trauma

“no just the cookies” never change Parker

Is Ford….hungover???? Bro why (she asks, knowing damn well why)

oooooooooh Sofie’s mad 🫢 Ford you in deep shit

Wait, so what is a luge????

ok i am sensing an intervention for Ford this episode

extreme intervention

OH THE RACECAR ICE TUNNEL DEATH THING THATS A LUGE

yeah? yeah, i think that’s it

Eliot, why are so acting like a dork you’re gonna make me fall for you T^T

Parker, never change <3 love you

ELIOT WHAT IS THAT PHOTO

NOT THE HUG

wowwwwwww, gross ew

even more gross

like i already hate this contractor/real estate family but now i’m just gagging

emo Denis 😂

intersting 👀 why are their comma weird 👀

totally not worried. nope. all will be well :)

nvm Denis you’re also gross

HE IS A FUCKING INCEL I KNOW IT IN MY HEART

YES DENIS EXPOSE YOURSELF YOU ASSHOLE

Ford, I am worried about you

Eliot let Hardison talk 😠

cops???? again???? why would they listen, they didn’t do shit

APPLE PIE?????

same Parker

take a shot every time Ford reaches for a drink

i am currently terrified of deranged Ford

prediction: I want Alec as the doctor

gross part 5

oh shit the popo????

oop just realized i spelled Dennis wrong

ACAB

WE CAN DO WHAT????? TO HER WHAT

Eliot, you’re so cute

Retzings Racketeering…..Racketeering Retzings…..Rocket….Racketeering…..Retzings….guys, i think i cracked the code

Sofie: *trying to give Parker acting advice….she is failing*

THEY ARE NOT DOING ROCK PAPER SCISSORS TO INJECT A CORPSE 😂😂😂😂

dennis you’re so rude

YES THE TRIO IS TOGETHER

IS PARKEE GOING TO— OMFG

she’s so mad lmao

YES INTERVENTION TIME

Does ‘skip some rope’ mean what I think it means????

ooooooooooooh family drama 👀

damn Pam looks very similar to Parker

OH WAIT I KNOW IT WAS YOU PARKER

FAMILY DRAMA INTENSIFIES 💕👀💕👀

the boys are fighting 🥰

LMAO GET WRECKED BITCHES

HEY WHAT WAS THAT FLASHBACK FOR

Ford, i love you (please drink healthy)

oooooooh irony is a bitch and i love her

awwww they gave the house to the family 🥺🥺🥺🥺

“Give me a reason to stay” THE AUDIBLE GASP FROM MY MOUTH

General Thoughts

Honestly love this episode. Got worried a little bit in the beginning bc Ford was acting concernly unwell. Also, it’s funny how much I need to remind myself that the gang’s jobs always end well because I am so used to the opposite kind of heist story. The Nate/Sophie content was 🤌🤌🤌🤌 *chef’s kiss* Eliot was fucking adorable (he confuses me beyond no end, his backstory is so wild, tell me your PAST I WANNA KNOW SO BAD—) Hardison is beautiful and clever as always and Parker, my queen, was her unapologetic self 🥰

so yeah, great episode, on to the next 👀

#interrupting queue with a leverage liveblog #leverage #fluffy watches #long post #this show is so great #So glad it was made

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solvicrafts · 7 months

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ask meme: A, B, R, S,V, Z?

A - Ships that you currently like a lot.

Kimmuriel's undying loyalty to Jarlaxle is absolute crack to me right now. I want someone to care about me at least 1/10th as much as Kimmuriel does for Jarlaxle omfg

B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind.

I don't think there really are any? I don't really get into shipping stuff in general and a lot of stuff just kinda... goes over my head. I've changed my mind on a lot of other things, but I can't think of a pairing I've ever re-considered.

(not for a lack of effort, though; I still remember the cursed "Stand With Ward" days during Agents of SHIELD when people were insisting that Ward is the perfect person for Skye/Daisy. I, on the other hand, have fucking standards and would never ship her with a goddamn sci-fi neonazi)

R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?

I really really really love Gromph's friendship with Kimmuriel. It's strangely wholesome with the way it ended up and man was it a hell of a journey. First we have Jarlaxle offering Kimmuriel up against his will to teach Gromph psionics, then we have Gromph desperately wanting to make him proud/win his approval only to get BETRAYED by him, leading him to summoning Demogorgon and ending up on the surface and having to leave his life in Menzoberranzan behind...

...and it ends up with Kimmuriel spending the last few books gently guiding Gromph towards healing, finding meaningful connections with people, and possibly connecting with what little family he still has left (which is especially poignant considering Kimmuriel has NO family left and that was the major reason he betrayed Gromph in the first place)

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)

Yvonnel the Eternal looks like Yzma

...Also, a few more:

Valas is actually a lot more mischievous and playful than he appears in most of WotSQ, but he was under extreme duress during that series so we didn't get to see his cuter playful side D:

Ryld would've done so well in Bregan D'aerthe :(

Also he would've been good friends with Zaknafein, I think.

V - Which character do you relate to most?

THIS IS A TOUGH ONE because I relate to all of them in some ways (and answering too honestly might make people think I'm really full of myself when it's actually the exact opposite lol)

buuuuuuuuuuuuut

I'd say it's probably a tie between Jarlaxle and Kimmuriel, for very different reasons.

When it comes to my actual personality IRL I'm much more like Kimmuriel; intensely introverted, socially awkward, honestly kind of enjoy the fact that people are put off by my weirdness and find me unsettling, would love to stargaze, feel like an outsider in the world who should have been born as something else, and I spend a lot of time pursuing some niche interests.

But when it comes to motivations and certain mannerisms, I tend to be a lot more like Jarlaxle. I've always got some project I'm working on, I have a strong desire to help people around me get out of their oppressive situations/life circumstances (I've got a mile-long list of people I plan on reaching out to if I am ever in a position where I have a successful enough business to start hiring people), and a lot of what I do is out of motivation to get out of my own life circumstances that I've felt very trapped in.

Also, I'm flashy as fuck. I went to work at my last job with little poseable dragons chilling out on my shoulders sometimes.

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go! (Prompts optional but encouraged.)

Being a life-long drow enthusiast has absolutely changed how I view... basically everything. I can immediately pick up on some things that I ordinarily wouldn't (for neurodivergence reasons lol) simply because my love of drow has trained me to notice things about people (fictional and IRL, in fact)

For non-drow fandom stuff? I'm still really enjoying Skyrim. I started playing I think close to 5 years ago, during a year where my family members were dropping like flies and I was constantly sick, so the game's pretty special to me, and I just have so. much. fun! with it.

Right now I'm doing a modded playthrough with a dunmer/drow who started out as a vampire:

This screenshot is from my previous playthrough, which ended with her marrying Rumarin, but I ended up deciding to end it on that note because I wasn't really happy with some of the choices I made in joining certain factions and wanted a do-over, so I just started a new game a few days ago.

#asks #ask meme

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trans-marcus-brutus · 1 year

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I said I wasn’t gonna do this but here I am anyway here’s my live reactions to Vikings Valhalla Season 2 obviously spoilers ahead

Olaf what the FUCK that’s your baby brother

MAGNUS BABYYYYYYY WE GET TO SEE BABY MAGGIE

I love Freydis so much

Leif and Harald striking off together 😩

Hm Godwin blinding someone already. won’t be the last time

I’m about to simp for Yaroslav

LEIF SAVES HARALDS DUMBASS LIFE GOD HE CARES ABOUT HIM

THEYRE GOING TO CONSTANTINOPLE AYYY

If Olaf and Aelfgifu fuck I’m gonna throw my laptop out the window

Olaf stop being WEIRD you did not just compare yourself to a dog and try to make it sexy

Where the fuck are Alfie and Eddie

Is Harthacnut born yet

Godwin crusty as usual I hate him

Is Harald smoking literal crack why is he constantly like this

Well. Apparently Leif is the one smoking shit

Oh god his ass is gonna fall off the roof

Hi my names Leif I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Hmm. Not a fan of slave boat guy

Are they fucking racist in uppsala 2.0

Are they doing the Viking heritage thing please stop 💀

Why is everyone here being awful all of a sudden

Who is this blind dude

Godwin suck a fat dick for me why don’t you

Fucking burn his ass Freydis

Did Aelfwynn have a thing with that guy??????? Why she upset?

Nvm that’s her brother oof

Is Gytha Godwin’s future wife

Leif’s two brain cells smoking rn

All aboard the bitchboat

Harald if you don’t shut the fuck up

Is there someone stowed away? Oh. The slaves. Hm :/

“I’m reinventing myself”

“Yes, I see. As what.?”

Yaroslav is Harald’s new dad

“WHAT COULD GO WRONG” YAROSLAV IS SO PERFECT

Emma that is such a lesbian moment

I throw up in my mouth everytime godwin sucks that girls face

I refuse to believe no animals messed with those bones out in the god damn woods

Emma went from hot to scary in .2seconds

Aelfwynn girl you’re too good for that fuckass

EMMA THE STONE COLD BITCH FUCK YES

I love Kurya I wanna kiss him

I love everyone on this ship except that fuckwad slaver

EW OLAF FUCKED

that took like .2 days

VITOMIR

I’m glad the fucking slaver died

I wanna fuck Kurya even more

If anything happens to baby Harald I’m killing everyone and then myself

Leif needs to stop chasing girls who are gonna die

Olaf who are you so insane

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE PECHENEG TITTY BARBS

IF KURYA DIES IM RIOTING

KURYAAA

brb gonna fucking cry he was so cute

Is this the fucking pope come to visit

Olaf stop being so manipulative omfg

MARIAM

TAKE CARE OF HIM FOR ME FUCKJKKK

EUGH GODWINS WEDDING

I want a medieval wedding

“I have great expectations of your children” fuck me in the shit balls fuck….

SHE GAVE HIM HER LITTLE HOUSE NOOOO

Emma gave her the fucking dead dude ring didn’t she

IS GODWIN GOING TO GET FUCKING TOPPED LMAAAAAOOOOOO

I really wanna see Godwin get pegged

Like I hate him but maybe it would fucking loosen him up a bit

Harald if you would stop being a whore for two seconds

Yoooooo Freydis “and are all these men baptized?” I got fucking chills

OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE SKEWERED HIM

Svein is such a literal infant

The crucifix imagery is *chefs kiss* god and he does become a martyr fuckkk

ROMYS HERE THE BYZANTINES ARE HERE

Short king

Not the Justinian fit

WHAT?!!! HIS EMPRESS?!!!

ROMANOS ISN’T EVEN THE EMPEROR BY BLOOD

WHERE THE FUCK IS ZOE

WHERE IS SHE WHERE IS MY BYZANTINE MELODRAMA WHERE IS MY QUEEN

WILL WE FUCKING GET JOHN

LEIF HARALD SHOULDER TOUCH ON THE WAY TO COCKSTANTINOPLE

I CANT WAIT TO SEE BYZANTIUM

I need season 3 yesterday 8 episode seasons is nowhere near enough bruh 😭

#Vikings Valhalla #shut up dangos

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silverloke · 10 months

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so today marks the 2 year “anniversary” of my riding accident :’D it feels like an eternity because my head is still messed up. and it hurts even more now then i’s done in a long time but don’t know how much the depression plays into that and feeling like giving up and accept that i’m broken now instead of fighting and trying to get better. i almost kinda wish i hadn’t had my riding helmet on because then my head would’ve cracked open and i’d be dead but then i remember that shit, i don’t have such good luck and i probably would’ve just survived that too but with plenty more injuries.

my neck seems to be all healed so that’s cool. honestly that was what i was more worried about at the time, i thought my concussion would clear up in like a week. 🙃 and not being allowed to ride for 6 weeks was like a death sentence 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 (it took almost 2 months before i was good enough to just crawl up and sit on him and not even ride only just sit there but omfg the anxiety of getting back down, i was so worried about jolting my neck 😭😭😭😭😭)

so this time 2 years ago i was totally unconscious. i woke up for a few minutes at a time a few times but it took like 20 hours before i was aware enough to ask them to find my phone (they had cut off my riding vest which had my phone in it - don’t they check pockets??!) my riding tracker was still on and lol so regret i didn’t save that because would’ve been interesting to see if it had caught the speed at which i was thrown 🤣

anyways so yay. 2 years and counting.

and still hella glad i got a hospital room all to myself because imagine having to share with someone when your skull is about to explode at the slightest noise :’D

#personal

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starboyshoyo · 11 months

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hiii! it says that there’s still a spot left, so i hope that i’m able to rq a twst matchup! feel free to ignore this if not!!

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name: lauren

personality: i’m an infp! i’d describe myself as creative, introverted, empathetic, observant, gentle, kind, cautious, shy, intelligent, and a daydreamer.

hobbies: i love drawing, listening to music, baking, and reading 🔥

likes: music, literally anything involving cats, visual kei, horror movies, splatoon, kpop, and true crime

dislikes: bugs (ESPECIALLY roaches omfg gross), super hot weather, noisy and crowded/busy areas

song: stacking chairs - middle kids!!! i love the vibes, sound, and the lyrics really resonate with me too

qualities in a partner: honest, supportive, funny, sweet, kindhearted, and loyal. someone who is able to accept my flaws and love me for who i am and vice versa 👍👍

what i expect: i want it to last! if i date, i’d want it to be someone who would be willing to spend their future with me and who would take it seriously :)

any preferences: deuce is my favourite! dorms i like best are heartslabyul and scarabia.

thank you so much, and congrats on 500 followers!!! you’re an amazing writer and i wish you and your blog only the best for the future! 💕

A/N: so sorry for the late reply!

@glasscat17 I match you with...

Jamil Viper!

Jamil might seem like quite the distant one at first. He’s good at keeping himself calm and putting up a facade, but with you he can relax. He loves your quiet empathy, because few other people think about his well-being, and not just Kalim's.

Baking dates would be common with Jamil. He’s an expert at making sweet pastries since Kalim has a bit of a sweet tooth. Now though, he sets aside his best works for you, hiding them under a napkin off to the side of the kitchen. If Kalim asks him why there are fewer pastries than usual, he'll just shrug :)

He’s not always the most humorous person. He can’t crack jokes like his fellow students can and he’s certainly not making a fool of himself. But his deadpan reactions to things might sometimes get a laugh out of you anyways!

You guys both hate bugs. If you move in together, good luck deciding who's going to be the one to kill the spiders. Jamil loves you to death and would do anything for you, but spiders? Nope, you’re on your own. He'll hand you a rolled-up newspaper and then hide behind you.

Other Possibilities: Trey Clover, Ruggie Bucchi, Silver

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #birdie.matchups #twst x reader #twst wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland imagines #birdie.500 followers

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knotwerk · 1 year

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i've been wanting to read more poetry since being cracked open in the most beautiful way by all of your poem choices in proper hydration. i've already added tc tolbert, ellen bass, and timothy liu to my list but i want moreee. if you could recommend any three books of poetry to someone, what would they be? (three is an entirely arbitrary number feel free to share as many or as few as you like) <3

HOLY SHIT THANK YOU FOR ASKING A:LKSDJF

I described in a previous post how I typically find my reading, so here’s a crop of my all-time personal favorite collections, or at least the ones that immediately come to mind. And while I have faves based on moods/vibes, these transcend regardless of what mood I’m in or after.

Too Bright to See & Alma by Linda Gregg. Holy shit, buckle up. I’d been reading poetry for about a year when I encountered this book thanks to a post from the poetryisnotaluxury insta and it blew my socks out of my Birkenstocks. It’s Linda Gregg’s first two books (1981 & 1985), reprinted in one volume. Short, declarative sentences grab you by the shoulders and force you to reckon with the emotion she’s conveying with sparse but clear language and imagery. I had to, like, pause my poetry reading for a few days after reading this to let it swim around in my being. Could only read one or two of her poems at bedtime rather than my usual inadvertent five or seven (or 10, oops, knotwerk, go to sleep). Here’s the first poem in the collection: We Manage Most When We Manage Small

Kingdom Animalia by Aracelis Girmay, which includes this banger—if there were some kind of counter for how many times I’ve read a poem, this one would definitely be in my top 5: Elegy

Time Is A Mother by Ocean Vuong. *rolls up sleeves* Okay, so: everything Ocean Vuong has done, ever. OMFG. I started with Night Sky with Exit Wounds, and then read On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous and my brainheart exploded. And then I listened to as many interviews as I could and got more insight into life art creativity writing than I thought possible from a single source. There was a span of time (early 2022; the months preceding the drop of OFMD S1 actually) where I had immersed myself so much in Ocean Vuong work that he appeared in my dreams. I had this one dream where I was wearing a mint green football jersey with OCEAN VUONG on the back in neon pink letters. I’m that kind of fan. And this particular collection—this is a writer at the top of his game, leaving it all on the field. Highly recommend getting acquainted with his bio & his preceding work first so you can get a sense for the context of this absolute brilliance.

Undrowned: Black Feminist Lessons from Marine Mammals by Alexis Pauline Gumbs. OK, this is a hybrid work; prose-poem-y pieces that started out as posts on her Instagram. I want a t-shirt that says “I was there when Alexis Pauline Gumbs started posting the pieces on Instagram that became Undrowned” because I like remember where I was whenever I read a new post—I was like HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT LOOK WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH WORDS I HAVE TO LAY DOWN. And here it all is in a book and it’s amazing.

Other fave writers (off the top of my head, certainly forgetting some who are important to meee) who totally have collections that should be on this list but if I don’t stop now we’ll be here for weeks:

CA Conrad

Cameron Awkward-Rich

Ross Gay

Louise Erdrich

Ada Limón

Naomi Shihab Nye

George Abraham

Also, my favorite Neruda is Extravagaria. 🌊

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING I LOVE YOU

#poetry #poetry 🤝 fanfic

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jjungkooksthighs · 1 year

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"I've told you before that by the time I'm done with you, you won't be able to walk. "

W-wait.. I thought that was just an e-expression. You were being serious, alpha..?*whimpering*

"Have you considered that if I can render you incapable of walking with how hard and rough I can fuck you–my mate–there are other ways I deal with wolves that think it wise to cross me?"

*eyes tearing up as I sink into my chair*

I n- never thought of it that way..

Oh my fucking god.

I think I'm going to faint with how terrified I am right now. Omfg omfg I'm crying. Sobbing. Bawling my eyes out.

Ok...

Alpha, I've understood the number of humongous fucking mistakes I've made over the past few days. I just wanted to see how far I could push you, and I think in the future, I'd have to think twice, thrice, infinite times before doing regrettable yet enjoyable no sorry, sorry shit like this.. I've pushed your buttons far too much, and I've realised it far too late. I beg for your forgiveness. I'm so fucking terrified right now, am bawling my eyes out, and my hands and spine are trembling, so please, show me mercy. Be the bigger person here and please be merciful with your omega. I don't know what possessed my being to speak so disrespectfully, misbehave, to even try and challenge your words and you, my alpha. I don't know how I could have allowed myself to be possessed by anything other than you.

I'll do as you say regarding listening to the audios, please guide me. However, I beg of you to please.. show me mercy. I will do as you say. I now realise that I have no choice. I submit. I have no choice. I'll never forget how you are capable of beastly intimidation ever again.. I'll try not to forget that you own every single part of my soul, body, me. Please, I beg of you alpha... grant me your forgiveness.. Forgive your dear omega, your mate..

Cry for me more. Your tears fall so readily onto my tongue. Even now, you cannot help but to get wet for me.

Look at you now, my omega. How far you have cracked from that wooden facade that crumbled so easily under me. Trembling and stuttering just like you always do in my presence.

You had better think about your actions next time or risk severe punishment, little wolf, because I assure you that next time I will not entertain your rebellious act as I did this time. Next time, you'll be dragged to my chambers by the scruff of your neck by my own teeth. I'll bend you over my knee and discipline you with some slaps on that pretty ass of yours before you get thrown over the nearest surface and taken from behind while I hold your hands with one of mine behind your fucking back.

You say you are terrified now, but you were on the cusp of awakening another side of me. A side that is entirely primal. Unhinged and unrelenting.

You can beg all you wish–and you're so cute when you plead for me like that–but I've already made up my mind. You made your bed; now you have to lie in it.

I will make sure that this does not happen again. And the only way to do that is to teach you a lesson. One where you will be punished for your wrongs.

"Be the bigger person here," you say...well, I am big in many aspects of myself. Big arms, big thighs, big hands...big cock, too. All of which I will use to pound you, rail you, and take you until all you can do is pass out from it all.

And when you wake, there will be no more rest. I'll mount you as many times as I need to until I'm satisfied and secure in the knowledge that you've been thoroughly tamed and trained to obey me.

Because you'll know then what happens if you do not.

You wanted this. You wanted to play with fire. It's why you let yourself continue even after I told you to put the damn stick down.

This whole thing started with your disloyalty in succumbing to the voices of other males. You do not need any when you have me. Clearly I have not done well in assuring you of that, but you'll learn tonight. Tonight, you're going to be instructed over and over on who the only male is that can please you. That can touch you. That can screw you.

You tell me you'll try not to forget that I own you, but it is only a matter of time before you are shown, without a doubt, that it is but a fact that you belong to me and me alone.

No amount of pleading will aid you now. Your fate is sealed.

It is a fortunate thing that it is colder due to the winter that has come. It will be fun to rip your clothes to shreds and watch your skin pebble and your pretty, perky nipples harden without my body to keep you warm.

And you'll beg for me then just as you do now, but I won't come to you. You'll remain exactly where I tell you to, bound by silver that I made for you that I'll put on your wrists and ankles.

You'll whine for me. You'll whimper for me. You'll even cry for me.

I will not let you escape from this. You will repent with those words of yours and you will fucking mean it. And if you can convince me that you are sincere and earnest in those apologies, maybe then I will take off the anklets. The bracelets will stay on. The entire night.

You will not get to touch me. Not until you're drooling and limp underneath me, your throat aching from how loud you'll have screamed my name over and over again.

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