#i crawl through it

[drlooneylegs]

Every surrealism enjoyer should read I Crawl Through It by A. S. King atleast once

#book #i crawl through it #a s king #surrealism #I love this book with my heart #it’s made me cry countless times #I’m rechecking it out at my public library

[koshercosplay]

it's time for my yearly chanukah merchandise ratings! how are there always so many to choose from. as always, this year is a doozy and I am as bitter as ever lmao

this was quite literally labeled "hanukkah cone tree." gee I wonder which winter holiday is The One With The Trees. surely it's the jewish one with all the fire. let's make it blue and white just in case. 4/10 there is no excuse for this

why are the chairs so far apart. why is there nobody there. why are there so many grapes. what even are those green things. why is there soup. will the mysteries never cease. 7/10 purely because it's pretty

I for one welcome our jewish alien cousins. not sure what this has to do with chanukah but I want to hear about jewish life on mars so 8/10 friends come in out of the cold and have a latke with me

the more I looked at this, the worse it got. there's a literal christmas tree and tinsel but oh it's got blue lights so it's fine. and as we all know, children regularly hold fully lit candle menorahs with mittens while going door to door during a snowstorm. I guess who are we to stifle a child's latent desire for arson. 5/10 somebody save that poor dying kitten

this poor magen dovid is being forcefully converted to christianity and we need to help it. quick somebody put this on a sufganiyot stack. 4/10 we all know the intended target audience isn't interfaith families okay

do I even have to say it. please just. just stop. get One (1) Jew to weigh on your hanukkah products, I beg you. -392928373/10 walmart owes me a personal apology for making me see this with my own two eyeballs

I spent a full five minutes staring at this shirt desperately trying to make it make sense. I shouldn't have bothered. it's worse than the hebrew could ever be. 2/10 amposzu zusach mezchamal to you too

congratulations, once again you wrote gibberish. this says nothing. it's not chanukah, it's not happy holidays, it's nothing. the letters on the dreidel are an ACRONYM people! there's an order! 3/10 it's antisemitic that this has over 4,000 sales (thank you @quartzfox for sending this to me. now you all have to see it too.)

now these are CUTE. and the dreidel letters are in the correct order too, which is unfortunately impressive. 10/10 no notes, it has cats, would wear

(previous years 1, 2, 3)

#you know the downside of making this post every year is that. #i then have to crawl through the worst of Holiday Internet #to bring you all the Prime Selection #so you're welcome lmao #i do it so you don't have to 🫡 #enjoy this year's ratings! #chanukah #hanukkah #ratings

[iizuumi]

what if i draw them kiss,,,,, what if i don't stop drawing them kiss, what then

#bg3 #astarion #bg3 tav #astarion x tav #tavstarion #my art #oc: reon #He gets his own tag now that's how far he's crawled into my brain #i drew these 3 separately but they kinda work together huh #nice little progression of the night ehehehe #I'm gonna chew through my table

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Welcome to the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger.

#Fear and Hunger #D'arce Cataliss #Cahara #Ragnvaldr #Enki Ankarian #Unlike Dungeon Meshi - I cannot in good faith recommend this game to a broad audience. #My background with F&H goes as follows: I am hanging out with a friend. He says “hey try this game I've been playing.” I say “Okay!” #I have never heard of this game. I pick the mercenary. I go through 5 min of character history and background. I am mauled to death by dogs #It took me 4 resets to even get in the dungeon. But I finally get there. I am caught by a guard. He cuts off all but one of my limbs #I am forced to crawl around in a blood and corpse pit until the game tells me 'give up idiot'. #I reset. I am mauled by dogs again. I realize this is not for me but I am intrigued enough to go home and watch some playthroughs #And WOW what an interesting game it is! I really do appreciate games that blend their design philosophy with the theme it wants to set #This is a game about fear and hunger. And persevering. And penis (my god is there a lot of penis) #I recommend this to people who like extremely challenging games and can handle the many *content warnings* within this series #If the idea of Bloodborne/eldenring and undertale having a little RPG maker baby sounds appealing to you - give it a shot #It's made by ONE GUY and it's a great horror game. I am just really bad at it. #My friends just enjoy putting me in situations where I scream and yell. We don't talk about the corn mazes. Or the other horror game nights #Apparently I'm funny when I'm Scared! #As people who follow me on twitter might know; I am deep in the pits of this series right now. I will be back with more art.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

best friendisms

bonus <3

#do you think they have heart-shaped bff locket necklaces #barnaby has a picture of wally in his. wally's has a picture of an apple #no one told him he was supposed to put a pic of barnaby in it </3 tragic </3 #now if you all will excuse me im gonna go eat tylenol cereal and also shove my head through the wall #they make me Unwell <3 #Supremely Unwell <3 #theyre!!! theyre besties!!! they are best friends!!! holy shit!!! #sniffling sobbing wailing crawling on the ceiling etc etc #what a time to be alive... to be able to Appreciate them.... #big guy & his lil buddy.... OUAAWOOOOOOOOOOO AGHHHHH OUGHHHHHHHH #i think about barnaby and wally. i take minecraft damage #my healthbar has been dangerously low lately <3 #scribble garnish #welcome home #barnaby b beagle #wally darling #welcome home puppet show #sobbing vfx. glass breaking vfx. car crash vfx. banshee wailing vfx- #if anything happens to them i will #Enjoy It Greatly!!! #i will! it would hurt So Fucking Much but id have a great time! #anyway drawing this took ten years off my life. at first i scribbled barnaby's paw Backwards #so i had to completely change half of it #and just. sigh. i Was gonna color it but it took more energy than i thought it would #and really! who has the Energy these days!!! certainly not me! #there are still Mistakes but yk.... whatever... its fine perfection is an impossible achievement anyway <3

[deimosatellite]

sabo with a crush is like im going to be so unsettlingcore

#sabosan #doodles #my art #one piece #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #revolutionary sabo #roronoa zoro #SAVE ZORO #ace hitting on sanji hits on him like a normal person while sabo is like . i am going to crawl on him like a creature when we kiss #im being normal trying to get through fishman island rn

[turtletoria]

woidgoil

#turtlearts #wordgirl #wg #becky botsford #trying to have more fun with shapes. lol #also im trying to make wg's super suit look simpler and more astronaut like and i am crawling through the trenches #she dont look like a spaceman anymore!!!!!!!!!!!! #ever since i got that comment that they liked how she looked like an astronaut i never could get it that way again and i am being CONSUMED #i wish i had more time. so i can spend all day figuring this shit out instead of spending time on stupid things like physics #ough im actually so happy for once with how she looks. like she looks consistent and i had fun

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

you ever read through all the fics of your current brain rot obsession and start looking at the ones in foreign languages you cant understand like

#tower of babel was kind of fucked up for this ngl #i was once so desperate i used google translate and yeah. doesn’t work obviously. #im also in between actual published fiction trying to find something a) i want to read and b) is free #so im really just parched crawling through the desert atm

[kelocitta]

Day 2: Submerged Superstructure A shuddering breath from failing systems

#rainworld #rw art month #gee rivulet how come you get to crawl through two dying bodies of gods #i forgot what todays actual prompt is please tell me its something on dry land #rain world #rwartmonth

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 6

Let's make it some in-world memes this time :)

#prompts #memes #meme #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #cryptid batfamily #battinson #They somehow travel back in time & makes it everyone elses problem #They do not communicate with anyone else besides each other lol #give battinson a robin #but it's time travel and he has all of the robins at once #except Damian but they're going to grab him the moment he exists #Jason: wait does this mean I still have my all-blades #bruce is a good dad #but also so very done with his kids but in a of love and exasperation way #8 year old Dick & 5 year old Jason & 3 year old Tim showing up at the manor: B let us in it cold out here #3 year old Steph kicking down the door: Hope u missed my presence #5 year old Cass crawling in through the window: :) hello family #The kids: Wow Bruce u wear makeup that heavy that's funny lol #But can u imagine battinson with several tiny children following like ducklings #They're perfectly behaved in public but go back to being their lil shit selves when they get home #Gotham: aw the Waynes are like lil angels #Also Gotham: Oh my gosh did you SEE Robin Bite that poor person I hope they don't also turn into an undead cryptid

[amarkofcain]

½ of the boys from the dwarf have gotten pregnant and i could make it ¾

#red dwarf #arnold rimmer #rimmer #sorry. and yet I'm not #most horrid pathetic morally bankrupt cretinous coward of a maggot to ever crawl up through the dirt. i am enamoured by him #this is without a doubt the worst thing i have ever made and it is 1:30 am #should i have gone to bed instead of making this? yes but it struck me like receiving visions from god #anyway goodnight this is also the realest thing ive ever made

[jenoutof10]

when feral gojo gets animated you will either see me all over tumblr losing my shit and posting every single frame of his ethereal, crazed, ape-shit expression i can possibly get my hands on or i will simply leave without notice and proceed to disappear into the depths of my habitat, never to be seen nor heard from again.

#i cannot wait. i cannot WAIT. #IVE BEEN PATIENT FOR WAY TOO LONG.... I AM THE MOST PATIENT WOMAN ALIVE.... #its not a want its a need... #i need to see this lanky 190cm man walking with his long long limbs like he just crawled out of depths of hell #in a middle of a civillian crowd; chasing some volcano monster thats invisible to the normal human eye #i need him to look sillyly silly #im actually obsessed with this panel of gojo trudging through the crowd. #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #🍑 jen geeks

[carlyraejepsans]

if i hear one leitmotif one piano chord one xylophone in game in scene I'm killing someone

#sans better be hiding in his store under lock and key because if he had one fucking quip about how ''it's raining huh?'' #i will crawl through the screen and personally headbutt him through a wall #undertale #sans #deltarune #undertale anniversary #otherworld theory #entry log

[prolibytherium]

Beautiful friendship

#iasip #dennis reynolds #mac mcdonald #This is actually recreating a dream I had a couple weeks ago. Hopefully it functions on its own merits? I genuinely can't tell at this poin #The dream involved something of this general description happening in an episode #The episode itself did not appear in the dream but I was looking at LENGTHY tumblr posts about the heartbreaking tragedy of the Bong Scene #Like HUGE analysis posts on the Bong Scene (being called 'Bonggate') and the 'lawnmower motifs' (I don't know) #And dream me was like 'OK whatever can we please talk about how they referenced that 'Ariel Needs Legs' comic?' #(the 'Ohhh I can't not fuck him' bit was apparently in the episode) Like I was REALLY upset no one was talking about it #This was only half of the dream before it shifted focus to me crawling through drainage tunnels in search of a pot dealer #'Bonggate' came up again later but it stopped being a tv show fandom thing and had shifted into being about #a major political scandal involving the Bush family apparently? Which resulted in the federal recriminalization of weed? anyway #sketches

[coriphallus]

Dark Urge 🤝 Astarion

Giving each other the comfort they wish they received in their time of need

#astarion crawling out of his grave confused and consumed by bloodlust #only to be claimed and held hostage by cazador #hearing durge scream of all the ways hed like to torture him #and just giving him a pat on the back saying he'll get through this #this isnt you #i will eAT AN ENTIRE ROCK #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #astarion #dark urge #durge

[brother-emperors]

the bona dea scandal does a lot for me, as a conspiracy narrative enjoyer. amongst other things.

informally, a sort of follow up to that last thing I posted of crassus and clodius. in the gritty, edgy, overly dramatic, and unrepentantly horny HBO show of the late republic that exists in my head, the bona dea scandal is a crassus conspiracy to undermine caesar a little bit.

this was also prompted by something I was reading, unfortunately my laptop crashed before I could make a note of it (I remember thinking it was a little ridiculous but that the entertainment value was off the CHARTS) alas! someday I'll remember which one of the Many pdfs I had up it was in and revisit this concept for a third time

additionally: bossing=boss. I switched to english at the last second when I was lettering this, but crassus is always called bossing in my heart, even if it's not on the page lmao

bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost

#no citations this time bc this was also to test out a font i want to use to letter trikaranos #also bc it was in one of these 17 pdfs in a folder labled 'organize later'. im sleepy. i do not feel like crawling through them right now #i will return later with them tho #roman republic tag #komiks tag #drawing tag #marcus licinius crassus #publius clodius pulcher