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#i cried so hard lmao
lesbianjudasiscariot · 7 months
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danandfuckingjonlmao · 2 months
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dannies are like “yeah i know i have the worst taste. don’t worry i know i’m garbage. also sorry for having a lesbian crush on dan howell idk how to explain it he’s just my wife sometimes. also i hate him but it’s only ok for me to hate him btw. i’m very ashamed but sadly i was just born this way and lady gaga told me to love myself the way i was born but i make it pretty fucking hard to do that. dan is an annoying dumb whiny bitch and he’s everything to me. phil is a god and deserves to be worshipped as such i just belong in the trash bin with dan. it’s where i was born it’s where i grew up and its where i will die. its who i am inside and out to my core. i cannot tell you what this man means to me. he’s so stupid and he owns my heart. every time he talks i scream SHUT UP at my phone and here’s his handwriting tattooed on my arm. love is love okay and god has cursed me to love a cringefail whore that’s just the way it is. yeah ‘embrace the void and have the courage to exist’ was my senior quote so what. what about it. let me have inferior taste. yknow what why are you interrogating me” and honestly we’re so real for that
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shineemoon · 3 months
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lee jinki and his vocal cords collection 😭😂🤣
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moonandris · 1 month
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gabetheunknown · 1 year
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BEHOLD, a pretty shirt I found on the internet that I thought Jaskier deserved.
(Okay so I was halfway done with this drawing before the whole file corrupted back in december and I had to start all the way over and I somehow found the motivation to do so lmao ;v; *cries in artist*
Pls click for better quality ~<3
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legendarceus · 6 months
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this is what happened after the to be continued right
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i’m so normal about the ending of this episode
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kedsandtubesocks · 24 days
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hi lovelies happy Sunday I hope today has been good to all of you
I’m really sorry to ask this but tomorrow is a big & a bit scary day for me and i would really appreciate just any small positive vibes sent my way 🤍
thank you all so much & know that I carry all of y’all in my heart truly
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hermanunworthy · 4 months
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walks out of sophomore slump covered in blood. hey guys. think im gonna go curl up in a hole and hibernate for the winter actually
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song of all time
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yumemiruuuu · 3 months
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Mo Ran: Idk what to say
Mo Ran: My shizun… He belongs in a museum
Mo Ran: He looks like a painting from the rain a sauce
Mo Ran: Rainesaunce
Mo Ran: Ressasaunce
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dailyeca · 3 months
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INLAND EMPIRE [Legendary: Success] — A rosebud, more stem than petal. A teacup, with a steeping sachet of lavender. It will take time. But they will wait for each other.
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portrait on its lonesome (disco elysium style is so. difficult hkjh i blend colors too much and am too cautious about palettes to be able to pull it off, does not help im a warm colored art kinda guy)
Dialogue: AUTHORITY — Don't let this perp get the last word! Who does he think he is, talking to you like that? RHETORIC [Medium: Failure] — Who *do* you think he is? PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Trivial: Success] — Someone with a permanent frown. LOGIC [Easy: Success] — Someone who's a criminal. CONCEPTUALIZATION [Formidable: Success] — Someone who's an artist. HALF-LIGHT [Medium: Success] — Someone with two brass knuckles and the know-how to use them. ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Hard: Failure] — Someone who doesn't seem a lotta fun to be around! VOLITION [Heroic: Success] — …Someone who fell through the cracks. SHIVERS [Godly: Success] — Some 20-odd years ago, a kindergarten runaway is herded into the metal belly of packed public transport and emerges reborn in a new city, baptized and spitting up the holy water in the wake of an identity you could barely say was remade as much as it was, simply, made. SHIVERS — He drowns again at age 7, at age 14, and every year thereafter, water filthier and colder every time, treading without a shore in sight. Even as his limbs grow leaden, come hell or high water, he maintains that stepping foot on land after so long will doom him. INLAND EMPIRE [Legendary: Success] — He doesn't even know who he is anymore; he just feigns indifference. He is a ladybeetle inversed - in the same way there are dots of yin and yang. Stiff belief that there will always be bad in the good. Living proof that there is good in the bad. He will never shed the former, nor acknowledge the latter. EMPATHY [Heroic: Success] — Not now, at least. Not with you, and not without time.
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nonsensemonkey · 1 day
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you either be the girl feeling up a muscular person or see yourself become the muscular person being felt up by the girl 😔
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leafy-m · 1 month
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My stupid story is 20k now how I do make it stop 😵
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shima-draws · 9 months
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Just got back from my friend’s wedding :’) I think it says a lot that I was the only high school friend that showed up
#TBF the others in our friend group back then live in different states now#And flying out for a wedding can be SO expensive.#But yeah idk it just meant a lot to me :’)#And my friend (the groom) was SO happy to see me. And his family was too#That made me really glad 🤧#The fact that he invited me to come at all also says a lot I think#And you know what maybe I cried on the way home in the car but that’s nobody’s business but mine!!#I’m very very happy for him. And his wife is SO sweet and so pretty#It’s just weird yk? Cause in high school I liked this guy SO much#Like I daydreamed about getting married to him some day#So seeing him marrying someone else felt very weird lol#Bittersweet mostly#Sorry this is super embarrassing LMAO but it’s not like I’m ever going to tell this to his face.#I know they’ll be very happy together and I’m so so glad he found someone that fits together with him so well#He’d better come to MY wedding tho. In the future. LOL#Shima speaks#It was a very ‘saying goodbye to your first love’ kind of thing.#Even after I confessed to him in high school (and got rejected) I never really stopped liking him#Like I just never got over it I guess. Even tho I KNEW nothing would ever come of it#Idk sometimes it’s hard to let that stuff go! It’s hard to stop liking someone after you liked them for so long and so strongly#I want to say I’m over it now but considering I was crying in my car:#Well. JFJSJMFMSMSNN#I know I don’t feel that way for him anymore like as a fact but. Idk it was weird—#Again bittersweet. I think I just needed a second to process and really let it sink in#Goodbye to my high school fantasy //waves a handkerchieff#Also MAYBE I saw them be so happy and was like. Why can’t I have that with someone. HUH#Leetle jealous. I need to find me a someone *squint emoji*#Anyway rant over wedding was good I’m just an idiot ;)
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nametakensff · 2 months
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lesmiserablol · 8 months
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thinking about the time i was in a work appointment showing a student how to do citations over zoom and i shared my screen and was like “omg let me show you what i consider like the bible of mla citations” and my coworker bestie overheard this and sent me a message over teams that said “you’ve never read the bible, dyke” and the notification with the full message showed up WHILE MY SCREEN WAS STILL BEING SHARED
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