Henry saying like "I want nothing more in this current moment than to see you drop fucking dead" and Bill finding this the HOTTEST thing in the WHOLE WORLD << Important
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i hate them so much
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Me and bae after I accuse him of murdering the people who I killed and ate :3
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I hate that Jump doesn't hate Porche anymore. I hate it. It's the worst part of the show.
Because this boy deserved a punch and not for Jump to hold his hand and 'I'll make you love me again' because fuck that noise on every level.
I genuinely hate that this pairing has gone this way. I am so angry. It's awful. It's rage-inducing.
At least Captain and Keen make some sense.
These two don't make any and it makes my hair stand on end.
Like, for fuck's sake, the show didn't even pretend to show Jump starting to care for Porche or Porsche giving a fuck. Nothing. Not even the tiniest attempt. Just... welp, he can't live without him! Obviously. And now Jump loves him to! Obviously. Oh, wait, you might have wanted to see that? Ha. Why would you want that?
Fucking.
Hate.
This.
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Meet-cute
Credit to strugglebusart for original
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Oh have y'all heard OffGun are sporting matching rings lately
AS IF THEY DON'T ALREADY ACT LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE ENOUGH
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spam bots are the rats in the grain silo of my notes
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hey so i posted something about Iran and someone was talking about how its a "color revolution" i'm sorry what the hell does that mean????? is it a political thing??? I'm so confused. I'm just trying to report some news about the horrors happening in Iran I have no idea what this person is talking about.
These idiots don’t understand any of the political jargon they use.
Color revolution refers to the revolutions that helped topple USSR. They were for most part non violent and for those in denial, led by CIA.
What is happening in Iran is very much violent and as an Iranian I can guarantee that I am yet to receive shit from CIA.
These people are basically Alex Jones with leftist tone.
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Ugh why are job applications the WORST???
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i’m so unwell about qpr wxs. if you weren’t already aware.
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somewhat convinced that mosquitos are tiny government agents sent out to slowly dispose of my body
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The amount of spam/bot accounts on this site is unreal. I've had 20 new "followers" since my last post. All of them bots that I strait up block. I'm this close (holds up thumb and finger with a centimeter of space between) to leaving Tumblr and never coming back.
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i’m rewatching danny phantom and loudly criticizing danny’s parents at any given opportunity
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the downside of having to hear the neighbors shag.... having to hear the neighbors shag (it's not as fun as fanfic makes it out to be)
the upside to the downside of having to hear the neightbors shag... it only takes fives minutes
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I've come to the conclusion that I like like a boy who does the bare minimum. Meaning he's kind, doesn't have an attitude, teases me, asks if I liked something he did and most importantly he's not a dickhead. And before you say he likes you back let me tell you he has a girlfriend and I'm not the only one who teases. Is that healthy?
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i love gardening and nature and all that so much but I truly do believe that some species of plants should be extinct. specifically whatever kind of stinging nettles are in my garden
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