#i didn't realise until making this

[cerise-on-top]

hi! how would Valeria and Kate react if their wife’s got hurt because of their work, both of them working highly jobs and it ended up catching up to their s/o. hoe you are doing well and drink plenty of water! thank you!

-🍒

Hello! Both of them would be absolutely distraught, but would go about it in different ways!

Valeria’s and Laswell’s Wife Gets Hurt Because of their Job

Valeria: Whoever hurt you will wind up tortured and eventually, once she thinks they’ve had enough of their miserable life, will wind up dead. Naturally, the first thing she does is check up on you, see if you’re alright and well, that’s her priority. You’re the love of her life, there’s no one else in this world she wants to see do well. You’ll be admitted to the best hospital nearby and will only get the finest treatment. Once you’re stabilized, that’s when the hunt begins. Whoever hurt you won’t get too far since that bastard’s life will be on the line. Regardless of where they might be hiding, Valeria will find them and show them that death is actually a kind of mercy. She has pretty much everything at her disposal, everything money can buy, this sucker won’t know what hit them. If it’s revenge they want, then revenge they’ll get. Valeria promises you that their head will be on a silver plate. She’s not very good with words when it comes to comforting someone, but she will have that person killed in the most cruel ways she can imagine. In fact, she’ll take the pleasure of torturing them upon herself. Once she’s done, she’ll take some days off, which is surprising since she usually can’t afford that at all. You’ll be under her direct care for those days. Anything you want you’ll get. Afterwards there will be a slight shift in her demeanor, Valeria becomes more protective over you. Sometimes she might even assign some trusted people of hers to watch over you since she can’t afford something like that happening again. While she can’t always take some days off, she’ll try to be closer to you anyway. Always texting you, finding excuses to come home for a day maybe. She just really needs to make sure you’re okay, she wouldn’t know what to do with herself if you died.

Laswell: Laswell will try to be a bit more diplomatic about it at first, trying to coax whoever hurt you out of hiding. This person will be held accountable for their crimes against her world. Naturally, she rescues you first, gets you to the nearest hospital and won’t leave your side until you’re stable again. If it takes you a while to wake up again, she’ll leave to find the fucker and make sure they swim with the fishes. She has a pretty large, efficient network and will find out who it was fairly easily. Once she knows who they are, she won’t hesitate to find out all their past crimes as well, if they hurt you then they must have done some other awful things as well. Once that phase is over, she’ll go to their home herself and have them arrested, put in the worst prison imaginable where the inmates are treated especially badly. She won’t kill them, but she wouldn’t be surprised if they wind up dead anyway. Laswell usually isn’t an evil person, but she does hope that person dies during their time. Their sentence will be as long as possible so there’s no chance of them ever seeing the sunlight again either. Once all of this is over, she, too, would take some days off to spend with you. You’re a priority above all else, so Laswell will want to be there for you, no matter the cost. While she usually isn’t, depending on how severely you got hurt she might become a bit overbearing, a bit overprotective. That overprotectiveness will last for a few months, afterwards she’ll try to give you some space again. However, she’ll always be keeping a closer eye on you, always texting or calling you every once in a while to make sure you’re okay. If she needs to, she’ll put you under her protection officially, but the situation needs to be dire for that to happen. Either way, she’ll be keeping you safe.

#cod #cod x reader #valeria garza #valeria garza x reader #kate laswell #kate laswell x reader #fem!reader #I hit over 100k words in my document last night which is so so much #I've written so much for Call of Duty in such a short time it's unbelievable. granted there's one fic I never posted but still #I don't intend to stop now either though it's fun. I'll probably be into cod for a while still anyway so there's that too #besides Valeria and Laswell have me in a chokehold. Farah does too I love them #every time someone requests them I'm very happy. I didn't expect the girls to be this popular though in all honesty #not complaining! it's nice to get to imagine kissing girls. it makes my gay little heart sing #I actually had some art of Valeria and an OC of mine commissioned not too long ago #every time I look at it I giggle and kick my legs a bit #I want her to fluster the everloving hell out of me until I can't speak anymore and am complete mush for her #I know I've mentioned it before but I love women who could absolutely just kill me. and who absolutely would do it as well #cod has some good women. made me realise that older women are also pretty epic #I think I'd melt into a puddle if Laswell ever called me her girl or her wife

[grapejuicegay]

"We're the problem, it's us" - Pran [for @feralmuskyscentedhoepran]

BAD BUDDY EP 1 OUR SKYY 2 BAD BUDDY EP 3

#listen this actually makes me a little emotional #he went from telling pat that he gets him in trouble to WE always end up in trouble #and from things will end badly to we'll find a way to get into trouble #but with no end in sight #paralells my beloved #bad buddy #bad buddy brain rot #bad buddy series #our skyy 2 #our skyy bad buddy #kk.gifs #uservid #pdribs #vi thank you for asking me for this parallel! #i didn't even realise just how that line had changed until i started working on this

[perths]

PERTH NAKHUN & KANEKO SHUNYA

#i've been manifesting a perth + higuchi kouhei selfie but i didn't even realise until the live the other day that kaneko shunya was under #the same management too 😭 #we're getting closer and closer to perth as a main character in a jbl (<- me making things up to suit my narrative) #perth nakhun #kaneko shunya #perfect propose #up

[northernpansy]

obviously Ed was obsessed with Stede from day dot but i really think he didn't realised he liked Stede specifically until the fancy boat party

like up until that point he really thought he was just enamoured with fancy rich person-ness and then he met all those other fancy rich people and was like "hang on i hate all of these people" which means his feelings for Stede aren't because he's a fancy rich person it's because he's Stede

i think he's realising that in the moonlight scene and i think that's when the plan to kill Stede and take his identity goes out the window, because he's just realised that what's making him happy isn't Stede's (thievable) class identity it's (irreplaceably) Stede himself

#hence the next episode starting with Izzy's lament on the plan being cancelled #Ed's like oh i like Stede because he's aristocratic *meets other aristocrats* NOPE THATS NOT WHY #ofmd #our flag means death #i know people are like oh adhd make cognitive dissonance so easy of course he tells Izzy the plan and then doesn't mean it #and i have adhd and there's some merit to that the lack of emotional object permanence is WILD #but i think he fully meant it right up until he realised that he didn't want Stede's identity and privilege and access to that world #he just.... Wants Stede #and he didn't know that at first he though all aristocratic society would excite him as much as Stede does!!!! and they!!! DONT!!!!

[gaylactic-fire]

Not to stir the pot, but since I still see certain individuals around the LU community here, reminder that if you're queerphobic or complacent to queerphobia (unwilling to cut known bigots out of your friend group / take a "I love everyone" approach) then I think you deserve to get whacked in the face with a rake cartoon style. Also get the fuck off my blog 👍

#fires posts #ramblings #linked universe #I don't want to cause shit but I rebloged a post earlier by someone who I didn't even realise was one of Those Guys until afterwards #they are still around the community despite everyone making it abundantly clear we don't tolerate that attitude #anyway we can't ever let bigots feel comfortable in this fandom or in LoZ in general. Continue queering characters into oblivion soldiers

[as-salty-as-the-sea]

hey fellas so i think i have a new favourite coach

i'm not too late for the scotty appreciation train, am i? ^^"

also i apologise profusely for getting scotty's hair texture wrong, i didn't look at the official pictures clearly enough 😔😔

check out under the cut for more scotty!!

(ps pls pls plss click on the images for high quality)

ref 1: 小红书 (xiao hong shu) id: 412181236

ref 2: myself lol

ref 3: hot lava x crap eyewear lookbook https://www.crapeyewear.com/pages/lookbooks-hot-lava-2023

ref 4: sprite for april may from phoenix wright: ace attorney

#just dance #just dance 2023 #ace attorney #digital art #jd scotty #phoenix wright #feenie #procreate #fanart #i'm so pissed i didn't realise i got scotty's hair wrong until afterwards argh #also i think we as a society should start making more cross fandom artworks #because i think scotty and feenie would be bffs in uni #actually how old is scotty anyways #cuz he's canonically a student but idk whether that means uni student or hs student #top ten questions science can't answer #my art #aa3 #saltydraws

[hopeinthebox]

tagged by the gorgeous and fabulous @cordiallyfuturedwight and @aprylynn for february's roundup:

tagging the usual music favs: @jiminsproof @thvinyl @jimin-gaon @visionsofgideontheninth @spicyclematis @kimchokejin @jihopesjoint @monismochi plus @kimtaegis for the amy macdonald of it all 💜 and also you, dear reader. MWAH

#heads up! here comes the director's commentary: #16 Carriages - now listen. i love texas hold 'em as much as the next daddy lessons supremacist #but holy shit. it doesn't hold so much as a candle to this track. #just unbelievably stunning. i'm begging you to give it another chance if you skipped over it the first time #Don't Forget Me - me and kayla and apryl all having ms rogers in this month's list... i think we might be better than everyone else actuall #End Of Beginning - good GOD we couldn't gatekeep djo any longer but it's worth it if only for all the bear tiktok edits. #and thus i have fallen for this track all over again. yes CHEF #Showtime - now if you've known me long enough you'll know i'm an absolute sucker for british indie rock bands #especially if their frontman looks like they might not make it through another winter #so you can imagine catfish has had an inexplicable hold on me. anyway their comeback single is actually pretty good #This Is The Life - fantastic tune. 2007 if you can believe it? #what a time to be alive and at the school disco and you're singing the songs and thinking this is the life and so on and so forth #Loving You Will Be The Death Of Me - tom odell can do no wrong in my eyes (ears?) anyway. lovely lovely new album #Never Need Me - been loving rachel for a while now and this single is brilliant. highly recommended. #plus the video features florence pugh and if that doesn't sweeten the deal then christ i don't know what will #Baby Now That I've Found You - i didn't even realise this was a cover of the foundations until hearing it again recently #because alison krauss just has an incredible way of making them her own and thus it's been on repeat. #Deeper Well - okay so now i'm seeing the country thread through this month's picks. #this is another lovely new one. hearing it on the radio and the fact that they have to censor “i used to wake and bake” is hilarious to me #shoutout kayla again because great minds.. #Stay For Something - CMAT is phenomenal and if you haven't listened to her yet i can't recommend her entire discography enough. #she had her arsecrack out at the brits last night and well. i would die for her #(speaking of the brits. raye... i literally cried for her. go find the recording of her live at the royal albert hall. #-watch it twice and then come back and thank me) #artists-wise - most of these guys are consistently up there. #katie melua is a new feature this time because all my amy macdonald-ing put me back onto nine million bicycles. #used to get that one mixed up with 99 luftballoons but they're really very different. i'm a fool #so tl;dr: fantastic tunes. do listen #tag #receiptify

[barabirdy]

Serizawa Week Day 1: New

#mob psycho 100 #serizawa katsuya #serizawaweek2023 #Reigen Arataka #OOPS i got the date wrong so i'm a day late i'll make up for it tomorrow... #His interview in the fan book said that Reigen lent him money to buy his suit but i also like to imagine Reigen took him to his usual #suit shop too.... #Also I didn't realise until after I posted that last pic that I haven't used this account in 2 years oops... hi.....

[thenegoteator]

👀

I drew quite a lot of cats this year!! really trying to understand how the shapes work

[send me a 👀 in exchange for unposted art from 2023]

#she speaks #and answers #thank you!!!! #i didn't even realise how many there were until I scanned through them today #one thing i noticed about myself is that i always forget to add whiskers. somehow they make everything look worse #............it's a surprise tool. that may help us later. if i ever have time ever again #my art

[vamp-a-day]

day 64

@sparkvampweek day 4; Sparkling's birthday

"Happy birfday I made you brekast :] Don't go in the kitchen"

#vampire cookie daily #cookie run #vampire cookie #sparkling cookie #sparkling absolutely doesn't want to make a big deal out of his birthday if you ask me #more into celebrating others than himself #also i was in call with a friend while drawing this #they brought up the idea of vampire's pancake making going so horribly wrong #that he somehow made a fucked up pancake batter baby #neither of these fuckers are fit to be parents #but batter baby will sit in the back of my mind for a while remember this #i didn't realise i'd been forgetting sparkling's freckles until today i'm very mad at myself

[cuppatealove]

@ellakas posting about Hairy Maclary reminds me of something I've been meaning to say on here for ages: there is nothing so wonderful as a rhyming children's book that really NAILS the metre. The Hairy Maclary books are a perfect example. The writing jollies you along every line, you never trip over your words, it naturally draws cadence and rhythm out of your voice without you even trying. Seriously, read them, whatever your age. They are a joy.

Conversely, there is nothing so depressing as BADLY metred children's books. They exist. I'm sorry to say, some of them even exist in my very own home from which I write these words 😆 Just. Someone please teach those editors about scansion.

Tell me your favourite rhythmical children's books!!

#literally there is a book in my house that I didn't even realise was trying to rhyme or have metre until like the third read #how did that book even make it to print???? #H mcl is a nz icon and it's so nice when that happens to something actually GOOD #whenever I read them I'm like yes yes she deserves acclaim for this good good excellent

[money-and-dandellions]

continuation to this post:

Meg who unintentionally and absolutely illogically gets worried when Lester gets sick after the ghoul incident and he doesn't really understand why would she do that

until he does

#meg will fidget with literally anything and stare at him non stop #and ask him so much questions which is strange (why would she ask so much questions; why she asks him to make a stop; why she stares at hi #as if he will disappear; why she frowns so much at him? he is fine?) #so she asks him questions OR doesn't ask them at all just looking at him because he is tired and sick and how for the fuck he i— #—what if he will die? she can't lose him not again he almost died je was so pale she can't lose him again its going to he her fault— #and lester doesn't really understand why she seems so unnerved but tries so hard not to show it until he stops to yk stretch or smthng and #and practically blanks out and all he can hear is his little sister's voice why it is so small why it sounds so scared is she crying why— #why would she cry he is fine why is his cheeks wet ow that hurts and then he gets conscious and realises after a pause what had happened an #and sees meg that is so so scared and oh gods im sorry i didn't mean to scare you whats wrong why are you crying— #oh #and lester will get it after some time and try to make sure that she is okay that my dear meg is not your fault i am fine just a #a little tired and its okay shhhh #i am a sucker for when lester is sick af #the author is also sick with harsh flu is had fever (39°C) for 2 days straight but now is getting better #toa #lester papadopoulos #meg mccaffrey #sunflower siblings #love them #and they love each other #platonically

[absenthearted]

🌼  [insp.]

#hackearney #the quarry #thequarryedit #travis hackett #laura kearney #travis x laura #ok explanation time: so i had to go back after seeing that post by @sparrya #and there's literally. a single frame transition where the blood disappears (you can see it in the gif lmao) so he WAS going for the blood #i mean she's obv still uncomfortable here and he's still being weirdly intense but i agree that it's less creepy LMAO #also i didn't realise until i was literally done that i was colour-editing with night shift mode on. i'm so dumb #but i'm too lazy now to recolour everything and fix it #but that explains why they looked so different on my phone lmaooo #sorry these gif sizes are horrific. also yes i am procrastinating. im done with the gifmaking for little bit now though lmao #sometimes i make things #*

[welcometogrouchland]

they shouldn't let me stay up past midnight bc then I start identifying every single problem I've ever had. No solutions found. Net zero personal progress and 0.5 hours of sleep are achieved

#ramblings of a lunatic #ignore me I'm having a moment #actually wait that's one of the problems we (the brain council) identified. is my need to not have problems where ppl can see #oh very problematic of my brain. not a fan #look i just got out on christmas break for college the term is catching up to me #i didn't make any real friends and it's not that I'm surprised..but yeah I'm surprised. i forgot about My Whole Deal somehow #like girl do the math. 7 yrs to make A FRIEND. SINGULAR. came pre packaged w/ 2 friends but took you 4 more years to make another one- #-independtly. straight up did not understand friendship and human relationships until you were at least 16 #did we honestly think we were gonna knock it out of the park in terms of socialising this first term???? did we???? #wishful thinking ig #oughh. college...bad. or not bad but. strange. and lonely. and yeah kinda bad #existentially horrifying in ways i didn't even realise were possible. i get why so many tma fans were college students/grads now #college just irl cosmic horror #anyway. i think i should try and sleep now lest the brain demons get the better of me #but also I've gotten like. 4 hours of sleep total over the last 6 days- not for lack of trying mind you #so like. I'm anticipating a struggle.

[malewifingonside]

Doodles that i made while reading catmik's The Woes of Transmigrating Into a Minor Villain its so good it scrambled my brain

#[art.png] #mdzs #edit: FUCK IM STUPID. I TAGGED THIS AS SVSSS NOT MDZS FUCKKKKKKKK #me while reading this: i need to make my characters worse actually #I LOVE THE LACK OF TRUST THE FRAGILITY OF EMOTIONS THE MISCOMMUNICATION AND THE INEVITABLE BREAK UP #usually it's like 'oh heres some petty reason that they break up' NOT HERE BABEY its the real fuckin deal #and the divorce arc made them realise who they are as a person and who are the other as a person #and not the idealised version of them #i wish i could draw moreee *grasping the soil and burying myself under* #also. wlj hair's bang was wrong 😭😭😭 #i didn't notice it until a few days later 😭😭😭😭😭 #chengjiao

[rivilu]

Haven't had the chance to play actual dnd in real life, but In this run I get the sense that bg3 perfectly captures the "party progresses in a weird sideways way that bypasses tons of the dm's prepared lore, so the dm takes revenge by dropping a near impossible encounter on them" vibe I hear so much about

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #fun fact i killed minthara by dropping her down a hole #somehow didn't get the achievement for it though #smh smh jdjsjd #but yeah. ill talk spoilers in the next few tags so be warned #first it was the goblin camp where instead of even trying to talk to anyone i just went up to the hobgoblin at the very back and attacked #took a LOT of tries to beat that encounter #slowly cleared the camp from the inside out without even seeing a cutscene with minthara or anything nxnd rip queen or whatever #then you had the duergar camp or whatever that area was called #where i didn't even realise what the deal with the drow was im just like. oh im freeing those fucking gnomes. wait we're on time limit? #can't long rest? run out of short rests? damn guess it's a challenge run #so emptied that room of all of them before blowing up the rubble. then killed the guy inside without talking to him for more than two lines #lmao #THEN THAT GODDAMN FUCKIN ENCOUNTER IN THE CURSED AREA #which was glitched 4 me until i equipped torches and deactivated turn based mode for the curse before it started #now im over the area where that gold encrusted toll collector (?) is #which apparently has more health than Grym so uhhhhhhh #maybe need to level up before tackling that #long story short im making bad decisions <3 gods bless easy mode