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legionofpotatoes · 19 days
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Lead them to paradise.
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theatre-apocalypse · 1 month
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Prophets.
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cowardlykrow · 1 month
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“H- Ah shit, goddamn it.”
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luridcomixofthenuit · 22 days
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i was looking at sexy firefighter calendars on pinterest and i got real excited ok???
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franklyimissparis · 1 month
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they better not cast four very conventionally attractive actors in the beatles biopics… i want john and ringo to have proper noses! i want george to have vampire teeth and a unibrow! i want paul to be beautiful but in his own twinky asymmetrically doe-eyed way!
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swingingthehatchetnow · 3 months
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r/AITA
u/WigglyWigg • 3y
AITA for nuking Moscow?
This past Friday, I (M, ̶̨̡̢̧̨̘̫̫̻͙̣͕̺̟̽̃̀͋́̚̚͜ ̷̡̭̜̩͕̠̦̗̟̟̫̖͇͎̽̌̾̿̌̈́̓̄̏̌̇̚͜͜ ) was at home when the President of the United States (M, >35) deployed a nuclear bomby-wom with the intent to destroy me. I redirected the nuke for my own self preservation, and in the process, pushed it through a dimensional gateway into Moscow, obliterating it in the process. AITA?
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TheBastardsBack • 3y
NTA. Your house, your rules, man.
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SingAlongPokotho • 3y
NTA. It was self defense. Also didn’t the President enter your home without a warrant? That’s mega sus. Def NTA
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WileySnake • 3y
NTA. See folks, this is what America has come to. What the world has come to. Ain’t it a shame.
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QueenB_itch • 3y
NTA. Good.
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Blink1nceBlink2wice • 3y
NTA. u/SingAlongPokey literally sent a meteor to a small town. Can’t be worse than that lmao
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| SingAlongPokotho • 3y
| Didnt you literally try to tear a family apart
| at your personal amusement park?
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Jaegerbomb • 3y
Ha ha ha NTA
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Mouthface • 3y
NTA it was really funny.
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| Mouthface • 3y
| Tasty too tbh. Yum yum.
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MoreBadder • 3y
r/MURICA
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Idontlikemusicals • 3y
NTA. Fuck Moscow. Fuck ‘em straight to hell
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| Shitlips • 3y
| Hey, at least they aren’t Cl*vesdale.
| Assholes
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SpotlightOnMe • 3y
Wtf I literally predicted this exact scenario 20 years ago????
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X_Lee • 3y
u/notaPEIP are you seeing this?
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WitchlessWeb • 3y
YTA! That kills people!!
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fuckyeahisawthat · 3 days
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The thing about Paul is that he is legitimately kind of unhinged in his willingness to throw himself into physical danger and risk getting hurt or killed in a fight that matters to him.
The way he goes NYOOM the second he realizes that Duncan is about to fight a fuckton of Sardaukar. No shield no weapons no plan no hesitation, ready to take on the most fearsome soldiers in the known universe in his pajamas. And he would have if Duncan hadn't locked the door.
Fly through a sandstorm because it's the only escape route? Never done it before but sure. Crawl under a moving harvester the size of a building with chompy bits on the end? Worst plan ever, let's go. Bait the ornithopter gunship into shooting at him so his crush can blow it up? It was his goddamn idea. Hide quietly when the Harkonnen soldiers show up during the eclipse? Oh hell no, he is looking for a way to escalate that situation immediately. He just killed someone for the first time like yesterday and did not enjoy it. But as soon as the Harkonnens are there he is ready to throw down.
The absolute trapped raccoon energy of him just grabbing the knife blade when Feyd's trying to stab him the second time, because it's probably over but he's not gonna make it easy, and maybe that gives him the extra second he needs to pull his own knife out. That teeth-gritted look he gives Feyd when he is on his knees, beat to shit, two stab wounds, blood all over his face, and is still like bitch you THOUGHT you could out-crazy me.
Like many things about him, it's a double-edged blade. Because it's what wins him respect among the Fremen, that he's willing to go to the front lines and not afraid to take risks. It's the most potent expression of his fierce protective streak, that he'll jump into danger to defend those he loves. And it's also fucking terrifying. It just adds such a chaotic energy to all the other ways that he is scary, that he doesn't just command armies of fanatics and have the power to make the Emperor of the Known Universe bow at his feet, but that this blood-streaked feral little gremlin might show up personally at any moment and stab you in the neck.
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ghostface-knight · 12 days
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can't stop thinking about role swap paulkins. sarcastic barista crush played by jon matteson and Normal Man™️ played by lauren lopez? need.
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wigglys-dikrats · 2 months
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i want to put all of jon’s characters in a glass terrarium and occasionally add apple slices dusted with calcium to watch all the little jons scamper to the nourishment
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lemondoddle · 5 months
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"It's problematic for guillermo to hook up with his boss"
You turned a woman of color into a white man.
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doodleandie · 2 months
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Hope they'll pass the audition
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thirstyvampyr · 25 days
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It's okay, it happened a long time ago. Yeah, I don't think that matters.
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ryvdraws · 3 months
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im not dead just forgetful
and other truths god wont believe
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can you tell i like starkid
bonus: doodles of me Experiencing emotion
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yes this is how i draw myself. yes it is accurate
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cowardlykrow · 29 days
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Despite herself, the Emma is wooed
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ratcoffin69 · 24 days
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the paradox of needing to rewatch it immediatly versus the knowledge that i don't have the emotional reserve rn X
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whathellandfuck · 2 years
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the writers really said fuck it gay people get everything they want this season like…. literally Guillermo has a boyfriend, nandor had malewives, nandor thinks about Guillermo every time he uses his new big dick, nadja and laszlo matching red streaks, nandermo homoerotic fight scene 2!, laszlor real in private school, ally supreme sean, guidja matching gay little outfits in the montage, the baron is back in peak form and wearing fun dresses and fucking everyone, the guide is in love with marwa???, AND marwa is kissing Guillermo after she starts liking everything nandor likes. and musical theater!
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