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docgold13 · 2 years
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So I'm excited about the new She-Hulk series. I shared the trailer with my girlfriend. She didn't hate it but she said her problem is that She-HULK is not a HULK of muscle like Bruce Banner's Hulk. She thinks it's demeaning to have a character have the awesome strength of the Hulk but still have very little bulk in order to fit female beauty standards. After thinking about it I had to agree. John Byrne's series was great. But looking qt it today you realize most of it Byrne was just expressing his sincere fetish for a tall muscular woman. I also realized recently in Avengers comics they did bulk her up for like a year or 2 but she immediately lost her intelligence and speech. Also she was fuck buddies with Thor at this time. I think that was a waste of story potential there. She did get black Widow red room brainwashed or something. But thru talking with my girlfriend I realize most of the popular things about She-Hulk is that she is a super strong woman that is written to fit within a straight-male fantasy. Do you think that's accurate?
That’s a tough one.  
First off, I definitely recommend the She-Hulk series written by Mariko Tamaki.  It addresses some of the matters brought up in your ask… plus its a fantastic read.
My sense with Byrne’s run on She-Hulk was it was intended as a satirical take on the sexualization of super heroines.  But it also definitely felt like he was getting his rocks off drawing Shulkie with progressively less and less clothes on.  
so my impression is that how Marvel-style gamma radiation effects a person is largely psychologically driven.  Like it taps into one’s subconscious and that’s what determines how it manifests.  Not everyone hulks out the way Bruce Banner does.  
Bruce had been the victim of terrible abuse in his childhood.  He saw what anger did to his father and how it hurt him and his mother. as such he tried to bury his own anger deep within himself.  That anger is released when Bruce hulks out and his musclebound, primitive demeanor is kind of a side effect of his anger.  
Jennifer doesn’t have the same issues as her cousin.  She has a lot of anger and fear, but more so she was self conscious, shy and unsure of herself.   Hulking out for her was about becoming much more outgoing and confident; and her being able to embrace her own sexuality and desirability is a facet of this.  She’s sexy because deep down she wants to be sexy and there is nothing wrong with that.  
Women are told to be chase and suppress their desire or else they’ll be shamed or even physically attacked.  Jen doesn’t need to worry about that.  She’s the She-Hulk and with her power comes the freedom to be sexual without the consequences that our still-very-patriarchal society would normally throw at her.  
So I wouldn’t slam She-Hulk as sexist male wish-fulfillment.  There are definitely problematics in many of the She-Hulk comic runs, but that’s true for most all comic book characters.   Besides, you know that alt-right assholes are going to just light into this show for being ‘woke’ or man-hating or some other feckless grievance.
I think She-Hulk has what it takes to be a true feminist icon and I’m hoping the tv show can stick that sort of landing.  
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mcatmemoranda · 2 years
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Today I have a pre-syncope pt. She felt lightheaded at home and had epigastric pain while sitting and watching TV. She collapsed to the floor, but states she didn't lose consciousness or hit her head.
She turned out to have a normocytic anemia. She has no PMH and doesn't take any medications. You have to r/o serious causes of pre-syncope and syncope before you can discharge the pt. This is from the Syncope page on WikEM:
Transient loss of postural tone and consciousness due to cerebral hypoperfusion
Syncope and pre-syncope assessed similarly
Important considerations:
Is this true syncope or something else (eg, stroke, seizure, head injury)?
If this is true syncope, is there a clear life-threatening cause?
If this is true syncope and the cause is not clear, is the patient at high risk for serious outcome?
Risk Factors for Serious Cause
Exertion preceding the event
Note that syncope during exertion much more concerning than syncope after exertion
No preceding symptoms
Concerning for cardiac dysrhythmia
History of cardiac disease in the patient
Family history of sudden death, deafness, or cardiac disease
Consider unexplained deaths and deaths due to single vehicle accidents
Recurrent episodes
Recumbent episode
Prolonged loss of consciousness
Associated chest pain, shortness of breath or palpitations
Use of medications that can alter cardiac conduction
Think of causes like: cardiogenic (dysrhythmia, CVD), neurally mediated (vasovagal or situational), or orthostatic cause (volume depletion, autonomic dysreflexia, autonomic failure due to meds); CVA, TIA, SAH, etc.
Work-Up
ACEP only recommends ECG and H&P as must haves
ECG
Perform on every patient, unless trigger clearly identified (i.e. following blood draw) and no risk factors
Urine pregnancy
Consider based on history/symptoms
CBC (or POC hemoglobin) & chemistry (or POC glucose)
Troponin
Not recommended to rule out AMI in patients with isolated syncope[2]
Elevated troponin predicts adverse cardiac outcome in syncope[3]
May be useful for risk stratification
CXR
Orthostatics (symptomatic)
Guaiac
CT scan of head is not recommended in asymptomatic, insignificant trauma with normal neurologic examination
Part of Choosing wisely ACEP
Does PE need to be worked up?
NEJM paper by Prandoni[4] showed that 7.14% of patients admitted for syncope had a pulmonary embolism and of the cohort that were not low risk with a negative d-dimer, the risk was as high as 17.3%
2018 systematic reviewed [5] showed 0.8% of admitted ED pts with syncope had PE
Also supported by 2019 study showing prevalence of 2.3% in undifferentiated patients admitted with syncope[6].
Both of these two studies refute the findings of the PESIT study listed first
Bedside US
PSL view may show thickened ventricular septum
High sensitivity to rule out AAA
Diagnosis
Overall yield of testing is low
Cardiovascular findings and evidence of bleeding strongest predictors of adverse outcomes after syncope[7]
ECG findings associated with adverse cardiac outcome in 30 days: [8][9]
Normal ECG has high NPV[10]
May show:
ischemia
Heart block
WPW- short PR, Delta waves, wide QRS
Long QT (QTc >0.450 sec), short QT
Brugada- incomplete RBBB with ST elevations in V1-3
HOCM- LVH, ST changes, T wave inversions, lateral leads needle like Q waves and absent R waves
Arrhythmogenic right ventricular dysplasia– incomplete RBBB with T waves inversion in V1-3, epsilon wave is pathognomonic (up-notching of a terminal Q wave)
Early repolarization
low voltage/pericardial effusion
RV strain pattern
LBBB, 2nd degree Mobitz II, 3rd degree AV block, RBBB w/LAFP or LPFB
Management
Treat underlying cause, if known (~50% of patients do not have a firm diagnosis)
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dearly · 4 years
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theramseyloft · 2 years
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8/30/21 Loft Notes
Got the trash out, cans rebagged
Cleaned up and refreshed Cheeto and Cotta's feed station.
Dove palace is clean.
Lulu is 8 weeks.
Flint is 6 weeks and getting his first shots tonight.
CT4-1 is 3 week old.
And SC3-2 is 2 weeks.
Who ever said an armpit application of ivermectin is less traumatic on the birds than dipping has never had to handle Pants and Todoroki.
Both tippler boys put every ounce of their strength into trying to break or dislocate which ever wing I was trying to hold up.
Having to hold body down, wing up, and feathers back so you can see bare skin with one hand to apply by dropper with the other while a furiously strong bird is fighting to bend the wrong way to get put of your grip is a little slice of hell   That said, it was much easier on the other birds.
Either tipplers in general or these specific two are fucking nuts.
I have full two hand control over them in a bucket and can much more easily prevent them from hurting themselves.
I do mean Pants and Todoroki are absolutely batshit!  
Scared ferals put up less fight thinking they are going to die if they don't than these two angry over a minor annoyance.
Patron: "The person who told me that breeds MOFs, every one of which he probably hand raised. If the ivermectin sheep drench works otherwise then you could figure out a different location to access skin. Avio Ekto/Endo drops recommend under the feathers on the back of the neck."
I've experimented with endo ecto drops.
Don't waste funds on them. I can tell you conclusively they always leave enough lice to continue the infestation.
I have not tried the Ivermectin application, and there is no way an outside source of lice can reinfest them in my QT room, so it's ideal for experimentation.
Patron: "That's the experience I had with Scalex. GLPR uses it, but it never completely got rid of the lice on my birds."
I really have to be paranoid aF about parasites.
It may be easier to apply on either side of the base of the neck for fractious birds like Pants and Todoroki.
I'll try that next week.
Patron: "I suspect some populations have become resistant."
Very likely.  
It may be that the dosages for a lot of these OTC were initially accurate.
And they have not been updated as resistance is gained.
Permethrine is hard to develop resistance to because it isn't just neurotoxic.
It's also caustic until it dries.
So lice are fucked both ways on contact, but that's also why you have to be very careful mixing it.
Woo!
Charlie has gotten a LOT stronger!
God bless Pants, doing the Angel Wing Strut like he just returned victorious after beating my ass.
Domino got dose 4 of the Ro-sec-metro nidazole combo.
Three days remain.
Satin tread Danica.
Scan is loudly declaring himself a cock.
I've washed the window mirror swing and weight stones.
Replaced the screen, mats, and bricks.
Mucked the back 1/3 nest boxes.
And sifted the back 1/3 of the sand
Satin just tread Suki
I just noticed I haven't seen Hoss today.
There are a lot of birds, and she's inclined to hide from me, but I can usually find her after a few minutes.
I checked the garbage bag, just in case.
Thankfully not there...
Well shit.
I can't find her.
The last time I remember seeing her for sure was that entire week it just poured buckets.
She may have ducked out when I was trying to get in with a heavy bag of feed I was really having to fight to keep from ripping in the middle.
Most places are closed right now, but I'm going to call around to the shelters and any place that might intake a pigeon and see if any one has found her.
She's always been kind of terrible, so I didn't think anything of Nettle doing absolutely all of the feeding.
She usually keeps as far as she can away from me, so I didn't think anything of not seeing her either.
Huh
Tha fuk's going on with this Suki peep?
It might be spread?
I guess we'll have to see when their tail and shields come in more.
Wukong is a weird mix of T-pattern and light check.
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On his right side, he looks T-pattern, but like some one colored in light check at the center of his shield.
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The left side has a much more even gradient from light at the center of the shield to T-pattern at the upper edges.
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We'll have to see in a few days whether or not the  peep is Spread
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gojology · 3 years
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Lovebirds.
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𝑨𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒓'𝒔 𝑵𝒐𝒕𝒆 |  omg this is my first request. ilysm anon, im now feelin super cool. also, i just realized i put recc (as in recommended) instead of requests. i’m super stupid LOL. anyways, im touch starved too dw bby, i’m servin u up a long one since i rlly like this request and after all u r my first! 𝑷𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 | Gojo x Wife! Reader 𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕 | 2307 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 | None! 𝑺𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 | Coming home from a long mission in America, precisely 1 year, you’re excited to catch up on Gojo’s students, Nanami, and just Gojo in general.   Leaning out of the car window, resting your arm against your purse, you sighed. A humid wind brushed against your skin, tickling you. It had been quite a while since you had been in Japan, spending almost a year on a huge mission in America. You had killed a battalion worthy amount of special grades.   You spent most of your time in America in mostly horribly rundown places, equally as infested with curses. Although you found yourself enjoying America’s natural beauty, further away from the city life that many of the Americans found themselves enjoying, you much preferred Japan. after all, it was your home, and where you met Gojo Satoru. It would be another day until you could return, and you had gone through hundreds of scenarios of finally being in his arms again, but nonetheless, you were ecstatic at the thought of your husband’s touch.   Your phone’s notification chimed loudly, you threw your phone onto the other seat, heart jumping up to a high rate. It was a recording of Satoru loudly yelling, “OPEN YOUR FUCKING PHONE!” with a flurry of giggles afterwards.    Ijichi jumped, turning left and right. Whispering under his breath, he let out an exasperated sigh, switching the music channel.    The recording was mostly because of the time you had to ghost him due to work. Gojo had snuck on and recorded it, doing some magical tech stuff and giving you the custom notification sound. You had kept it that way ever since, since secretly, you enjoyed that you were so badly wanted by Gojo, that, and you had no idea how to change it back.    But the custom notification was sweet as well.   You smiled to yourself every time you heard it, a familiar twinge of pain flashing inside of you whenever you realized you wouldn’t be able to see him for a while.   Well, today, and the days after that would be different. You’d be able to finally see Gojo again, and his new students that he always frantically texted you about. Nanami, an old friend of Gojo, and also an old friend of yours, would also be there to welcome you back, you found yourself reminiscing about them.   You had heard so much about them, one of the kids being Sukuna’s vessel, you wondered how Gojo could contain such a fear, being around the kid at all times, he always told you about how the kid was actually energetic and happy and an overall great kid, you had heard about Nanami, finally coming back into the jujutsu sorcerer field of work, even though you always found that he still had a thing for finances.   You shook your head, “Save that shit for later, (Y/N).” muttering to yourself, you didn’t want to think of anything but Gojo, after all, it had been one fucking year of being deprived of the man you loved most. You were practically starving for the guy, in more ways than one.   Ijichi gulped, facing towards you, one hand on his steering wheel, “Forgive me Mrs. Satoru, but um.. Forgive me if I misheard, but I think I heard your phones notification go off.. Due to the ah- incredibly loud profanity.”   Now just realizing that you had completely forgotten about the phone notification, you nodded your thanks to Ijichi, a warmth rushing to your cheeks before opening up your phone.    In the small, rounded box containing Gojo’s message, he wrote in all caps, “SUGAR, MY BELOVED, MY QUEEN, HOW CLOSE ARE YOU? I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT I’M LITERALLY BOUNCING UP AND DOWN IN OUR BED.”   Smiling to yourself, you furiously texted back, “Calm down honeybun, I’ll be there in like, 24 hours, I’m not even fucking close.”   You almost instantly got a DM back, making you jump a bit in your seat. Even with the 5 years of friendship, and the 3 years of relationship, and the 2 years of marriage, he still almost always texted you back as quickly as possible.   “God I can’t fucking wait for you to meet the kids! We’ll keep it a surprise, yeah? We have a bunch of treats, and we also got the kids to get some gifts for you! How thoughtful aren’t they? They’re MY offspring by the way, so like, you know, whenever you want a kid, it’s your call ;)”   You snorted to yourself, smiling. He genuinely seemed so excited, and it was all shining through even though it was from a screen.    “Maybe in a few years, I don’t even wanna imagine a little you.”   Despite the excited, bubbling feeling brewing bigger and bigger in your stomach, you figured it’d be best to sleep before the chaos. Happily sighing, you laid down, using your purse as a pillow, drifting into a blissful sleep.  ‧₊˚✩彡.   You awoke to a sudden halt, Looking around your surroundings, you figured you were home. Ijichi looked like he was damn near about to fall asleep on the steering wheel.   Well, maybe that’s what 24 hours of constant driving did to you. You fished around in your purse, silently cursing looking for a water bottle.   “Here, Ijichi, looks like you ran a marathon.” you grinned, handing the slightly crumped water bottle to him.   He beamed as if a guardian angel had descended down and gave him a trillion dollars.   “Mrs. Satoru! You really mean it? The ride was nothing, I was merely instructed to do so and I would’ve done it happily regardless.”   You waved your hand, as a dismissal of the conversation. “You overwork yourself Ijichi, go catch a break, on me. If Gojo tears you apart, tell him he won’t be getting any pussy from me for another year.”   Ichiji nodded vigorously, before dashing off, probably towards a massage center, God that guy needed it. ‧₊˚✩彡.    Gojo frantically hopped up and down, it had been a day, now he was just waiting for you to bust through the door in your wild hair, his legs sprawled onto the whole of a couch, he stared at the ceiling, a dopey smile spread across his face.     “Satoru. (Y/N) will not even want to be associated with you, looking at your current state.” he remarked, staring at the sorcerer with his strikingly dead eyes.     “Nanami, how the fuck am I supposed to act calm?! I’ve waited for this moment for ONE YEAR! Does my hair look normal?!”    “Your hair looks just like an albino porcupine, just as usual.” Flipping the page of his newspaper, he sighed, rubbing his temples. “I will never understand how someone like (Y/N) would be.. Interested in you, Satoru.”     Gojo paid no attention to the insult Nanami had so clearly made, his ears were perked up, eavesdropping on a distant conversation coming closer and closer.     “Gojo-Senpai was telling me about this movie while training my cursed energy! He basically spoiled the whole thing but he told me that the main character was super annoying but apparently she dies in the end in the most gruesome way possible! It’s worth the watch, your soul will feel cleansed as soon as you see her lifeless body!”     “Yuuji, you literally spoiled the whole thing to me just now.” Fushiguro calmly stated, looking bored out of his mind.     “Oh, oops.” Yuuji rubbed the back of his neck. He smiled coyly, tightly hugging his present.    “What’s with the decorations, Gojo-Sensei?” inquired Nobara, stroking her warm toned brown hair. She had figured it was something about the presents that Gojo had forced the trio to get, but he never told them who it was for.    The room had been decorated with various balloons and confetti, scattered about, on the table and the ground. A cake box wrapped with a gigantic bow limply guarded whoever was brave enough to get their hands on something that Gojo seemed to be protecting with his life.    A pink table cover with a crudely drawn Gojo and what would seem to be a girl, a heart in the middle of the pair. In a horrible font with an even awfuller text, the text on top and at the bottom of the drawing proudly stated:    “WELCOME BACK QT”    “-YOU’RE HUSBAND AND THE CREW”    Nobara stood in distaste, trying to disguise the face she made. The drawing, the misused you’re, and the overall poor design choice was enough to almost make her vomit.     Nobara, about to make her distasteful statements about the whole mess, was suddenly shut up as Gojo started hopping up and down, looking directly at his phone.   “SHE’S COMING! SHE’S COMING! EVERYONE IN YOUR PLACES!”    Now, seeing Gojo freak out wasn’t outside of the ordinary, but it was to see him freak out to this extent. He was hopping up and down, blabbering about a certain woman named (Y/N). Nobara was pretty sure that if a curse attacked right now, even a special grade comparable to the one with the uncomplete domain could completely crush Gojo, the guy seemed completely unaware of the example he was setting to the kids. Even Yuuji stood in disbelief, and he had seen multiple tantrums by Gojo.   Nanami, however, licked his finger and flipped the newspaper page. A face of boredom obviously displayed.     Nobara, preparing herself to chew Gojo out about how utterly stupid and embarrassing he made the whole class of jujutsu sorcerers look like, stopped wide eyed as she looked at the doors slide wide open. ‧₊˚✩彡.    You stood, shyly, looking at the ground. Gojo dove headfirst into your arms, laughing like a maniac and digging his face into your shoulder. You breathed in his scent, scanning the room.     Three teens, sat wide-eyed, backs straight as they looked at you with eyes you couldn’t quite read. All three of them held presents.     The one with eyelids underneath his eyes (which you assumed was Yuuji, the vessel of Sukuna) eyed you curiously, his eye twitched.     The other boy, one with wild black-blue hair, sat mouth agape, before closing it. He looked like he was about to say something, before stopping entirely and hugging his present closer to his chest.    The warm haired girl darted her eyes between you two, seemingly trying to put the puzzle together.     Nanami put the newspaper down, glancing over to you two.    “This is obviously Gojo-Senpai’s wife. He hasn’t seen her in many months, and as you can see, really really misses her.” he paused, a small smile spreading on his face, a rare sight.     “I don’t even know why myself, but what can you do with lovebirds?” he thought aloud, his attention now focused to the two of you furiously making out, hands in places Yuuji and the crew didn’t need to see.    “Satoru, (Y/N), leave the kissing for later. Don’t you see the kids?”     You detached yourself from his mouth, panting for breath. The air being exhaled out of his nose fanned over your face, you had just now realized the kids again.     “Satoru, lets sit down. I bet the kids are surprised. “ you motioned to the couch. Gojo whined.     “What? They’re not that dumb, they can tell you’re my wife or at least, you’re my girlfriend, just by the way we kiss right? Isn’t this telling enough?”     “You didn’t tell them about me, ever did you?”     He sighed in defeat, holding tightly onto your arm as you dragged him over and sat down on the comfortable couch, opposite of Yuuji and the crew. Nanami scooched over, before finally getting up to pull another chair from somewhere else. Grunting, he excused himself from the room.     “YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND, GOJO-SENPAI? AND DIDN’T TELL US?” Yuuji questioned, looking like he was about to faint.    Gojo laughed, snuggling deeper onto you, almost like a koala.     “She’s my wife, aren’t you, sugar? Did you even pay attention to anything Nanami said? He literally said she was my wife.”     Megumi made an obvious gagging sound, but even he didn’t seem as bored as he was usually. He actually looked intrigued.     “Why didn’t you tell us, Gojo-Senpai?” the girl nagged, slamming her fist down on the table.     Gojo smiled, “Uh, well, I wanted it to be a surprise when she came back.”��    “Couldn’t you have told us that you had a wife or something?” Megumi butt in.    The door slid open, Nanami coming in with a wooden stool.     “Knowing Gojo-Senpai, that probably went over his head.” grunting as he placed the wooden stool down and sat, he opened his newspaper again.     “Where do you guys know eachother?”    “Was Gojo-Senpai handsome back in highschool too?”    “Do you know what lipgloss Gojo-Senpai wears?”    “Gojo-Senpai, how did you know you loved her?”     “Gojo-Senpai, can we eat now?”     “Do you know why Gojo has such a horrible sweet tooth?”      Before you could even respond, Nanami put his hand up.     “Now, now, lets let the happy couple settle down.” he cleard his throat, not even making eye contact with anyone but the newspaper.     An audible chorus of groans sounded, “What do you expect us to do? We literally just met her!” moaned Yuuji.    “Weren’t you the one that literally asked if we could eat yet?”    Yuuji immediately shut up afterwards.     “Yuuji, she just came back from a 1 day trip. She should be laying down comfortably with Gojo-Senpai and they should be catching up. You’ll have the opportunity to talk to her and learn about her later. Right now she needs space.”    “But-” Nobara whined, clasping her hands together.    Nanami turned to Fushiguro, but even he had his mind set. “I didn’t even begin to think that Gojo had a wife. I really want to know more about her, if you think about it, this is all Gojo-Sensei’s fault.”    Nanami rubbed his temples, staring at the two of you for backup, realizing that you two were making out again.    Nanami sighed, 10 years later and you two were still the same.    
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Inglourious Basterds
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I am jumping out of order with the third Quentin Tarantino film I am covering here is not QT’s third film, Jackie Brown, but instead for his 2009 alternate take on World War II, Inglourious Basterds (trailer). Click or press here for my article on Reservoir Dogs, and click or press here for my entry on Pulp Fiction. I have owned the BluRay since it first released well over a decade ago, and it is a shame yet another QT gem has sat in my backlog for so long. This takes place in occupied France with a riveting opening scene where German Col. Hans Landa (Christoph Waltz) conducts an interview with a local dairy farmer which eventually leads to questioning about missing Jews. This being a QT film, the dialog is intentionally drawn out, with Hans pausing the interview for a refreshing glass of milk, and digressing on other tangents before eventually getting to the burning question. Once again, QT absolutely nails the art of conversation like very few of his peers can. Every subtle body language flinch and pivot throughout their verbal exchange is not wasted, and it ultimately pays off with a unforgettable impact to close the scene. If it was almost any other filmmaker, my tolerance would have surely been tested, but there is something to QT’s scripts that without fail have me 100% invested in their surplus of verbiage as much as a climactic action scene in the latest summer blockbuster.
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Be prepared for some vintage-QT dialog-heavy scenes...I wouldn't want it any other way from him! This being a WWII film, one would think it would be safe to presume there is a fair amount of military combat scenes. While there is a significant body count by the end of the film, the firefights are not of the typical Hollywood WWII fare, so do not expect any all-out tanks, war planes, and massive artillery skirmishes. Most of the action that transpires here involves a team of Jewish American soldiers headed up by Lt. Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt). After the absurd fallout from their latest mission in a basement tavern, they receive intel from undercover operative Bridget von Hammersmark (Diane Kruger) that Nazi leadership including Hitler (Martin Wuttke) himself will be at the grand opening of the latest military propaganda film, Nation’s Pride.
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The theater owner where Nation’s Pride will be premiering, Shosanna (Mélanie Laurent), has an intriguing arc on how she is roped into debuting the film at her cinema which is caused by the relentless intimate pursuit of German soldier, Frederick Zoller (Daniel Brühl). Without giving too much away, Shosanna has her own agenda too, and everything builds up splendidly to the big premiere night of Nation’s Pride. I vividly remember going into the theater not clued into the ending which I will not spoil here, and I was instantly stunned at the direction QT went for the final act. There is nearly an hour and a half of bonus material on the BluRay. The standout bonus is a half hour interview with Brad Pitt and QT, conducted by Elvis Mitchell with some highlights of their conversation being how energetic the overall shoot was, and what it was like premiering the film in Germany. Other extra features worth checking out is the full six minute cut of Nation’s Pride, a quick look back with interviews of the cast and crew from the original 1978 Inglorious Bastards, and a pair of interviews with Rod Taylor who has some fun behind-the-scenes stories with QT on how the two have the utmost respect for each other.
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Inglourious Basterds did not disappoint with a highly entertaining second viewing where nearly the entire ensemble cast excelled in their performances! For a film that is two and a half hours long, it proved to be a swift viewing after being so engrossed with all the aforementioned dialog-dense scenes. I cannot fairly rank this among QT’s movies as I nearly love them all equally, but it goes without saying if you have made it this far then you know I am giving this the highest of recommendations! Other Random Backlog Movie Blogs 3 12 Angry Men (1957) 12 Rounds 3: Lockdown 21 Jump Street The Accountant Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie Atari: Game Over The Avengers: Age of Ultron The Avengers: Endgame The Avengers: Infinity War Batman: The Dark Knight Rises Batman: The Killing Joke Batman: Mask of the Phantasm Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice Bounty Hunters Cabin in the Woods Captain America: Civil War Captain America: The First Avenger Captain America: The Winter Soldier Christmas Eve The Clapper Clash of the Titans (1981) Clint Eastwood 11-pack Special The Condemned 2 Countdown Creed I & II Deck the Halls Detroit Rock City Die Hard Dredd The Eliminators The Equalizer Dirty Work Faster Fast and Furious I-VIII Field of Dreams Fight Club The Fighter For Love of the Game Good Will Hunting Gravity Grunt: The Wrestling Movie Guardians of the Galaxy Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 Hell Comes to Frogtown Hercules: Reborn Hitman I Like to Hurt People Indiana Jones 1-4 Ink The Interrogation Interstellar Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Jobs Joy Ride 1-3 Justice League (2017 Whedon Cut) Last Action Hero Major League Man of Steel Man on the Moon Man vs Snake Marine 3-6 Merry Friggin Christmas Metallica: Some Kind of Monster Mortal Kombat Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpions Revenge National Treasure National Treasure: Book of Secrets Nintendo Quest Not for Resale Payback (Director’s Cut) Pulp Fiction The Punisher (1989) The Ref The Replacements Reservoir Dogs Rocky I-VIII Running Films Part 1 Running Films Part 2 San Andreas ScoobyDoo Wrestlemania Mystery Scott Pilgrim vs the World The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Shoot em Up Slacker Skyscraper Small Town Santa Steve Jobs Source Code Star Trek I-XIII Sully Take Me Home Tonight TMNT Trauma Center The Tooth Fairy 1 & 2 UHF Veronica Mars Vision Quest The War Wild The Wizard Wonder Woman The Wrestler (2008) X-Men: Apocalypse X-Men: Days of Future Past
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Rain Plays SWTOR: Soloing the Seeker Droid quest
I was reluctant to make a guide for the Seeker Droid series because the final mission on Ilum was so challenging. It's clearly meant to be done by more than one player, although the rest of the quest chain is extremely solo-able.  However, it CAN be done solo, so for those who want to try it out, I recommend Dulfy's guide. I'm not going to duplicate what she's done; I'm going to try to add extra observations from a solo player's perspective.  I went through this quest chain with Viri, a Vengeance Juggernaut Sith Warrior (DPS) with 306 gear. She has three small set bonuses (2% Mastery, 2% Endurance, 2% Alacrity). Her companions were Jaesa and Vette for the missions completed successfully. Both were influence level 50. Her tactical is the Krall’s Accord (the one you get from Onslaught). 
The Dread Seeds There will be seven Dread Seeds across various planets you will need to collect. Put your Seeker Droid on one of your quickbars so you can access it quickly. You can always tell when you've reached the area with the Dread Seeds. There will be "corrupted" animals with glowing red eyes and bodies, black rocks, and tentacles erupting from the ground.  With the exception of Taris, the Dread Seeds are in the same area for both factions. Here's how to get there.  Imperial Side:  Alderaan: QT to Outpost Talarn.  Balmorra: QT to Sundari.  Corellia: QT to Axial Park South.  Hoth: QT to Thesh Outpost.  Taris: Pick up the Heroic quest Enclave Raid and take the provided transport. You have to go through the heroic area to get to the Dread Seed area anyway; you might as well pick up a few extra credits and XP.  Tatooine: QT to Outpost Zaroche.  Voss: Pick up the Heroic quest Cleanse the Corrupted and follow the map from there. 
Republic Side:  Alderaan: QT to House Alde Library in the Juran Mountains.  Balmorra: QT to Lower Sundari Outpost.  Corellia: QT to Axial Park North.  Hoth: QT to Outpost Senth.  Taris: QT to Waypoint Station Draay.  Tatooine: QT to Outpost Thorazan.  Voss: I'm not sure. QT to Shad-Ka Outpost looks closest. (I’ve only done the quest from Imperial side, and while I can travel to the others, I just estimated this on the map)
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Arcanum  To get here: use your ship and fly to the marked quest triangle on the map for it.  There's really nothing terribly difficult about this station. The jumps can be challenging, but if you have Phase Walk it will be helpful. Rocket Boost is also really helpful to pick up some extra speed for the jumps. I'm a pretty horrible jumper overall and I was able to handle this.  Hunting through the Shadows - Belsavis To get here: 
Imperial: QT to the Imperial Deep Launchpoint and then take the Rakata Transporter to the Lower Prison Magma Transport. Follow the path to the Tomb and then follow Dulfy's map south.  Republic: QT to the Maximum Security Ops Center and then take the nearby Rakatan transporter to the Upper Transport Center.  There's nothing earthshaking here. Just remember the caveat from Dulfy's site: you can't hit the boss. Hit the adds and he'll be gone in record time. 
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Alchemy of Evil - Ilum  To get here: go to Ilum by clicking the planet on the galaxy map. If you are Republic, QT to the Republic Waystation and follow Dulfy's map into the Jedi Temple ruins. If you are Imperial. QT t the Imperial Waystation and do the same.   This H4 on Ilum is really, really difficult. It's not so much the difficulty, but the difficulty combined with the various bugs. Make sure you hit this heroic with your best companion with the highest influence. Bring medpacks. Be on your toes. 
The mobs in the first hallways can be overwhelming, with a lot of silvers, so be ready.  Let the mobs work against each other. When you get off the elevator, a mob will break through the wall in the hallway. Lead them into the room just on the other side of the hallway and the corrupted sergeants will shoot some of them for you. With the next group, you can do the same. If you hold back for a moment before you get close enough to aggro them, some of the NPCs will take a few of the others out. When you get to the long corridor, this trick works a third time. There are two NPCs at the end of the room. Hold back and a third enemy NPC will appear and kill them both. 
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The Horrible Turret Room, or Survive the Onslaught You will be in a long corridor with cells on either side. Behind those force fields are more corrupted mobs. A lot of them. There are clickable power cells - one at each end of the hallway. You need to click on the power cells and carry them to either the turret or the force field controls. 
You can only end this battle by getting the turret to kill all the mobs and then blow a hole in the wall. You can only get the turret to work by charging it with the power cells. You need six to charge it fully.  However, while you are doing this, the mobs will be trying to break down the force fields. The force fields will turn yellow, and then red, and then disappear. If this happens, mobs will swarm into the room - and if you're on your own, it's pretty much over.  In order to get this done, move fast. As soon as you kill the first sargeant, the power cells will turn blue and be clickable. Make sure you're in front of one so you can instantly grab it. You can load three or four power cells into the turret before the force fields will start turning.  Try to remember the order of the force fields as they turn. You do not have to immediately address them if they are yellow. If they are red, you want to get to them ASAP. Keep moving back and forth through the room and do not stop.  Another corrupted sergeant will appear when the turret is around 50%. Have your companion keep him away from you - if he touches you as you carry a power cell, your PC will die.  When the turret is powered to 100%, retreat to the entrance of the room and hide behind a pillar. The turrets will take out all the NPCs, and then the wall, without your help.  More tips:  1. If you use any ability while carrying a power cell, it will explode and insta-kill you. This includes the Assassin/Shadow speed runs.  2. If the Corrupted Sergeant touches you while you are carrying a power cell, it will explode and insta-kill you.  3. If you touch the force fields, it's an insta-kill (seeing a theme?)  4. There is apparently a bug that prevents the turret from being charged fully. If this bug is present, you will be able to charge the turret to 87% but not to 100%, no matter how many power cells you feed to it. If you experience this, you will need to reset the mission.  If you die in the corridor, you will not want to respawn there because all of the doors will be open. This means that all the mobs will be in the room, and they will overrun you and your companion very quickly. You will have to go respawn at the medical droid outside the temple.  Sithspawn Experiment This fight goes in cycles: you fight the Sithspawn. The Sithspawn vanishes and four tentacles appear. When the tentacles are destroyed (or enough time elapses), the Sithspawn returns. The Sithspawn has a stun and a heal ability called DREAD TENTACLES. If you do not interrupt the Dread Tentacles and the heal, you will be in this room for a long, long time. I'm not even kidding. You can keep this fight going for a half hour or longer. Make sure you keep all your stun breaks and interrupts for Dread Tentacles.  You can drag out the battle with the tentacles slightly in order to allow your stuns and interrupts time to cool down.  Ostensibly, there's a way to stop the endless cycle. There are several barrels around the room. If you attack the dread growths on the barrels (it's one shot), you can use the barrels against the Sithspawn. The barrels will stun it, which will stop its Dread Tentacle heal, stop it from stunning you, and allow you and your companion to wail on it.  When the tentacles are defeated, immediately go to a barrel you have not used yet. Make sure you have already taken the little dread growth off the barrel. Stand ON it. Put your companion on passive and have them stand right next to you. When the Sithspawn jumps, it should explode the barrel and give you a chance to press your attack. Use Heroic Moment here if you have it, and keep hitting it.  However, these barrels can be bugged. When I first attempted this battle, they would not blow up. Thus, the battle continued.  When this happened, I gave up and left the room while the tentacles were out. If you leave while the Sithspawn is out, it will reset the entire battle. Leaving during the tentacle battle and coming back seemed to make the barrels work. I can't promise this will work for you, but I will offer it as the only suggestion I have.
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Lord Tagriss
If you made it through the turret room and the Sithspawn you should be absolutely fine here. There's nothing I can really add to what Dulfy has said, except for this: to find the crystal you need to click, turn 180 degrees from the red forge. Now hover your mouse over the piles of crystals one by one. The one you need to click will give you the "hand cursor."
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xyztrio721 · 3 years
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I found my favorite combination of characters for Xenoblade 2.
I dub this team the “Never-Ending Driver Combo Team.” It consists of Tora, Nia, and Zeke.
Click or tap on “Keep Reading” to learn about this team. Believe me, this is going to take a bit for me to explain this team set up.
Be warned, there will be spoilers for the base game of XC2, as well as NG+ and DLC spoilers. Be aware of this as you read on. There will not be any Torna ~ The Golden Country spoilers in this post, so if you haven’t played that yet, you’ll be safe from spoilers here.
Let’s begin with the set up for the Driver Arts and Blades.
Tora should have Poppi QT Pi with the Speedy Sword and Swooshing Slash Arts to inflict Break and Launch respectively. He should also have Poppi QT with the Dented Shield Art to inflict Smash, and Poppi Alpha with the Big Boost Art to inflict Topple.
For Nia, she should have a Blade that can inflict Break. I used Dromarch for this, but I’m aware of the fact that he kind of sucks in battle, so you can use a Blade with a Bitball or an Ether Cannon to inflict Break as well. If you are playing NG+, you can use Obrona, Perdido, or Mikhail for this purpose. If you have the DLC, you can also use Fiora or Elma.
She should have a Blade capable of Toppling the enemy, too. I used Gorg for this, but you can use any other Greataxe Blade for this purpose as well (other Greataxe Blades include Zenobia, Dagas, Agate, T-elos, and Common Blades). If you are playing NG+, you can also use Akhos for this purpose.
Finally, she should have a Blade that will allow her to inflict Launch. I used Ursula for this, but you can use any other Knuckle Claw Blade for this purpose as well (other Knuckle Claw Blades include Adenine, Kora, Nim, and Common Blades). If you are playing NG+, you can also use Cressidus or Sever for this purpose.
For Zeke, he should have a Blade that can Launch an enemy. I used Pandoria for this, but he also use a Blade with a Shied Hammer for this purpose (other Blades with Shield Hammers include Godfrey, Finch, Electra, Kasandra, Common Blades, and, if you have the DLC, Poppibuster). If you have the DLC, you can also use Shulk for this purpose.
He should have a Blade capable of inflicting Topple as well. I used T-elos for this, but you can also use any other Greataxe Blade for this purpose. Zeke can also use a Blade with Knuckle Claws to inflict Topple. If you are playing NG+, Akhos, Cressidus, and Sever can be used for this purpose too.
Finally, Zeke should have a Blade that can inflict Smash. I used Praxis for this purpose, but you can use any other Megalance Blade for this purpose as well (other Blades with Megalances include Perun, Wulfric, Vale, and Common Blades.). If you are playing NG+, Patroka can be used for this purpose as well. If you have the DLC, Corvin will work just fine.
I know that putting Break, Topple, Launch, and Smash Arts on more than one Driver can be redundant, but this serves as a precaution should the A.I not continue the Driver Combo on their own.
For the Acessories, Tora and Nia should have a Beta Scope (a Legendary Rarity will be the best version to use). This Accessory makes it easier to inflict Break onto enemies. They can also use an Accessory that increases their Luck stat, as a high Luck stat can better the chances of inflicting Break on an enemy.
For Aux Cores, I don’t have any suggestions for this, other than Hunter’s Chemistry to get to Max Affinity faster. If you got any ideas, feel free to experiment!
For Pouch Items, I recommend using a Dessert Pouch Item. Any Dessert Pouch Item will use, but I tend to use the Narcipear Jelly. This Pouch Item allows for Arts to recharge by 0.4 every second. It will also decrease the amount of physical damage by 4% and decreases the amount of ether damage taken by 3%. This item’s effect will be boosted by 20% if you use it on Gorg, Praxis, Ursula, or Vale. You can get this Pouch Item from the Honeycomb Sweets shop in the Argentum Trade Guild.
For the Affinity Charts of the Driver, I recommend that you have the following Skills unlocked:
Feral Awakening I, II, and III (Nia) [These skills enable you to use the Arts assigned to X, Y, and B, respectively, at the beginning of a battle.]
Hard Hitter (Nia) [This skill extends Break duration by 15%.]
Tooth and Claw (Nia) [This skill enables you to use a Driver Art after canceling another Driver Art. Successful cancellation of a Driver Art or auto-attack is indicated by a blue-colored ring appearing on the screen if timed correctly. It also has a sound cue, should you not see the ring on screen.]
Focused Technique (Nia) [This skill reduces enemy Break resistance by 25%. Do note that this skill can not obtained until NG+, as this is on Nia’s Hidden Affinity Chart. To find this Hidden Affinity chart, go to a character’s Affinity Chart screen in NG+ and press X.]
Lucky Cat (Nia) [This skill increases Nia’s Luck stat by 20. Do note that this is a Hidden Affinity Chart skill.]
Lady of Luck (Nia) [This skill increases Nia’s Luck by 10%. Do note that this a Hidden Affinity Chart skill.]
Raring to Go I, II, and III (Tora) [These skills have the same effects as Nia’s Feral Awakening I, II, and III skills.]
Luckypon (Tora) [This skill increases Tora’s Luck by 20.]
Double-Luckypon (Tora) [This skill increases Tora’s Luck by 10%, similar to that of Nia’s Lady of Luck skill.]
Nopon Chain Arts (Tora) [This skill has the same effect as Nia’s Tooth and Claw skill.]
Nopon Topple Arts (Tora) [This skills extends the duration of Topple by 15%. Do note that this is a Hidden Affinity Skill.]
Look Over There! (Tora) [This skill reduces enemy Break resistance, similar to that of the Beta Scope. Do note that this is a Hidden Affinity Skill.]
Mach Prep I, II, and III (Zeke) [These skills have the same effects as Nia’s Tooth and Claw I, II, and III, as well as Tora’s Raring to Go I, II, and III.]
Lucky Duck (Zeke) [This skill increases Zeke’s Luck by 20, identical to that of Nia’s Lucky Cat skill and Tora’s Luckypon skill.]
Move Chaining (Zeke) [This skill has the same effect as Nia’s Tooth and Claw skill and Tora’s Nopon Chain Arts skill.] 
Air Extender (Zeke) [This skill extends the duration of Launch by 15%.]
Unleash Shining Justice (Zeke) [This skill can only be used in NG+ after reaching Max Affinity with Pandoria and pressing +. This skill can only be used once per battle, and it only lasts for a certain amount of time. I’ll admit, I have no idea what this actually does as of right now, and I don’t want any spoilers on that.]
For a Blade’s Affinity Chart, get the Blades you want to use to S Rank Trust if you want to get the best out of them. Bonus points if you have S1-S+ Trust with them.
That’s all I can think of for now. If I missed anything, or if you have any suggestions for a change in the team, feel free to let me know and/or experiment with it yourself! I personally enjoy this team, as this team can make it so that you can barely get hit by an enemy’s attacks, but maybe Rex and Morag can do something that Tora, Zeke, or Nia can’t do! Maybe there are Blades that I am overlooking too? What do you guys have for team combinations in XC2?
As a final note, this team can not be fully utilized until you have reached Chapter 8 in the main story at the very least. Poppi QT Pi can not be obtained until then. In NG+, you must wait until the end of Chapter 4 to use this team. If you obtained Poppi QT Pi in your original playthrough, you will have access to QT Pi as soon as you get QT.
If you want to use T-elos in your set up, you should be aware of the fact that she can not be awakened until the post-game.
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movienotesbyzawmer · 4 years
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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019)
I mostly like Quentin Tarantino's movies, but when I saw this in the theater I considered it one of his worst. But I still liked some stuff about it. I liked the thick atmosphere of late-sixties Los Angeles, and I liked Leonardo DiCaprio's character's arc & his performance, and I liked some of the playful touches, even though some of them feel indulgent. "Indulgence" is a big concern when it comes to evaluating QT's movies. Sometimes his indulgences are charming and sometimes not so much. I'm kind of hoping a second viewing will make me like this movie a bit more. Okay, here goes…
Vintage Columbia logo. That kind of thing always works well on me.
First five minutes or so are cinematic in a familiar way, not much to note. But at about 0:06:15 there's a jarring little interruption where a narrator tells us LD just lied. The only moment of narration at all.
Then Al Pacino is reflecting on some of the movies he's been watching, and we see some clips. They look kind of vintage, but also kind of Tarantino-y. Like, that scene where LD torches Nazis doesn't actually look like it could be from the 60s.
"Bounty Law! Starring Rick Dalton!" Then a cut to a dorky TV musical sketch. Kind of funny. Not subtle. I love that announcer voice that says "Bounty Law!"
One thing that often works well in QT movies is when he has an actor deliver, and savor delivering, a weighty minute or so of dialogue that really sets up a situation. Think Christopher Walken's monologue in Pulp Fiction or the first scene with Christoph Waltz in Inglourious Basterds. This AP conversation where he talks to LD about where to take his career is like a mini version of one of those but doesn't last as long.
0:15:10 - First really nice period shot of LA. Very nice to look at.
I think the intended audience for this movie knows details about the Manson murders that most moviegoers don't actually know. For example, the ominous close-up of the sign for Cielo Drive. I don't think it's a mistake; I think he's knowingly alienating some viewers so he can give a better experience to those who do know about them. So I can't imagine recommending this movie without also strongly suggesting studying the Manson murders first.
Brad Pitt speeds down a boulevard in West Hollywood, a filming location which has been very lovingly decorated in the style of the period. The production design of this movie was rightly heralded.
Sequence with BP in his trailer making dinner for himself and his dog. Vivid; at one point they cut to a closeup of a pinup poster. Doesn't seem to be a reason for that except for "I'm Quentin Tarantino and I do whatever I feel like". Indulgent, is what I'm saying.
Also indulgent is this minute we're spending watching Roman Polanski drive to this party at the Playboy mansion.
I don't remember noticing this before, but that's Damian Lewis playing Steve McQueen and that's kind of perfect.
Scene where Kurt Russell is telling LD that BP has a creepy vibe and killed his wife, then we cut abruptly to apparently a scene of BP having a mundane argument with his wife maybe… okay, leaves the audience wanting more info, but maybe in kind of an irritating way.
Now this scene with Bruce Lee holding forth. Bruce Lee probably didn't generally speak in arrogant, bullying Quentin Tarantino monologues. Entertaining scene though.
But the left-me-wanting conversation from the previous scene helps this scene with Bruce Lee be more tense. Also the not-ringing-true snottiness of Bruce Lee makes it funny how that fight goes down.
0:52:30 - Okay, LD is in costume as a bad guy on a show, and he's got the long hippy hair that was spoken of in the AP scene. Just saying, I like that it was described and now we're seeing what I'd pictured.
And now this memorable conversation between LD and the little girl actress. The kid acts so grown up. This could have failed because of course no eight year old talks like this girl. But this scene is awesome. And without movies by QT, there aren't scenes like this.
Now Margot Robbie. We've seen her in a few scenes so far as Sharon Tate, but she's only been depicted as a dancing starlet bopping around town. For those of us that know she's a Manson victim, it works in a certain way. But does it work otherwise?
Okay, this is a peculiar part of the movie, it's pretty fun but kind of insider-y. LD is talking about being in the running for Steve McQueen's role in The Great Escape, and they edit in some outstanding CGI scenes of LD in the actual movie of The Great Escape. Playful, but just a weird bit of color…
…but then here's this next scene where MR, playing Sharon Tate, happens upon a cinema playing a movie she's in, and after a leisurely-paced interaction with the cinema workers, she goes in and watches the movie. Unlike the CGI trickery demonstrated in the last scene with LD, we watch actual Sharon Tate on screen. MR is visibly delighted to see "herself", and to hear the audience reacting to her performance. It all works, maybe more in spite of than because of QT's ever-present choice-broadcasting (which is also why we get a good look at MR's feet in this scene).
This is followed immediately by the sequence of the TV show LD is shooting. More playful indulgence. We see the scene edited as it probably would have been edited in 1969, but shot with modern cinematography, and interrupted by LD calling for his line, then backing up and redoing some of the scene. Can it be justified beyond just the undeniable fact that it's pretty interesting? Maybe that's enough. Maybe I'm being a snob, but also, what, was I not supposed to acknowledge it at least?
Stuff now starting with BP picking up Margaret Qualley's dirty hippy flirty cultist character. Before she even has any lines, the screen is practically bulging from the force of MQ's personality. It's entertaining.
1:28:30 - More of the TV show. We get to see LD's character be a good actor, and impress the director and the kid actor, which touches him, it's nice.
It's an hour and 38 minutes into the movie, and now we're to the scene on Spahn's Movie Ranch. I'm already thinking that by now we should be deeper into some kind of story than we are, and now this scene that I remember vividly. Not totally in a bad way, but for all the good things about it, it is stretched way out. Suspense is built up, skillfully, but without the kind of payoff we'd probably like. I mean, it's like a horror movie, with the rat squirming in the trap and the tense music and the "HE MAY BE TIRED" line from Dakota Fanning, but then it's back to not being a horror movie….
…in fact, it's on to this charismatic-tough-guy scene that feels Pulp-Fiction-y. Our MINDS are BLOWN that he hit the guy so hard and made the cultists so mad, it's a fantasy come to life, but just in a movie!!! This stuff is long, but not THAT boring, but maybe it could have been a little less boring, plus more relevant to later events.
LD and BP are now watching an episode of a show he'd done. Way more violent than TV shows probably were in 1969. They like watching his little "heavy" role and chuckling about it.
Then a SIX MONTHS LATER card, and some narration for the first time since that little jokey bit in the beginning. Also jokey is the fact that this new section is narrated, VERY narrated, and is the fact that Kurt Russell is the narrator also jokey?
2:02:50 - "…going back to Missouri." LD's character is from Missouri? With that accent? Is this also an in-joke?
The aforementioned narration persists for a long time. Seems gratuitous. QT was clearly like "We'll do the first two hours of the picture without a narrator, and then suddenly there will be a whole bunch of stupid narration hahahahahahaha! No one else would do that!!! That's reason enough for me to do it!!!!"
Finale is going on now with the Manson cultist killer people approaching the house. If you know what really happened, you're freaking out. But if you know what really happened and you already know how this movie changes that story… it's entertaining. What I'm saying is that it's funny this second time through, without the worry about seeing what really transpired.
"And you were on a horsie!" "Nah something dumber than that" Hahaha BP is super funny in this scene.
Dang, the dog just mutilates Tex, and it's funny!
He violences that woman very very very much, it's nuts, kind of funny but so disturbing.
LD flamethrowers that girl in the pool. She's in the pool. But still dies from being on fire. /shrug
We never did get the whole story about BP killing his wife.
The last scene, MR talks to LD, inviting him up for a friendly drink with her friends. It ends with us thinking how nice it would be if she and her friends hadn't been the victims of a cruel slaughter just moments earlier. That's not a bad way to end a movie. But it's a long movie, and I'll say this again: indulgent. You might not feel that in on the jokes, and even if you do, you might not have as much time for them as this movie requires.
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Quick Thoughts on The Royal Heir, Book 1 Chapter 1
• We're back! Hopefully with a better series this time, but I'm not going to keep my hopes too high.
• If my QTs are clogging up your dash, I recommend you block these particular tags: #trh quick thoughts, #trh qts, and optionally #long post.
• Much like my Book 3 QTs, I will be exploring as many playthroughs as I possibly can to see how each LI's route is being written. Last book, this experiment definitely helped me figure out that they were putting more effort into some characters and less into others, and I'd still like to keep an eye out for these things as much as possible.
• I feel this QT might be shorter than my usual (edit: joke's on me - it's not!! 🙈), mostly because the opening chapter itself is...pretty light, and is mostly meant for us to spend time and have fun with our chosen LI. Plus a tiny smidgen of buildup to the premise, which is having a child in Cordonia. But I do have a theory about the overall theme that I'm going to be expanding on towards the end of the chapter.
• Okay that's it for preliminary explanations, it's time for me to start with the chapter! XD
• Ooh. Oooooooh. This loading page now has tidbits about Cordonian society!! Interesting.
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• Title: Happily Ever Afterwards
Alternative Title: Be Grateful We're Letting You Have This Much Sex For Free This Week, Because That's The Last Time It's Happening.
• I'm extremely offended they're making me wear that Pepto Bismol outfit again.
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...thanks so much for reminding me you still don't care about Hana, PB! 🙄 Everyone else remains to be some version of "loyal", but Hana is still considered more for her skills than for her own steadfastness, even though she was the most hardcore-loyal of the four (SHE LEFT HER FREAKING HOME. HER FREAKING FAMILY. FOR YOU. While the other three were certainly loyal and honorable to the MC, they definitely didn't have to completely cut ties with their families to do right by the MC).
• The "fairytale" aesthetics of the frame story were what drew people into TRR in the first place, so it's not too surprising that the LIs and MC give a nod to the flagship series with a "once upon a time". If you're with Liam, it goes straight from "falling in love with the Prince" to what his relationship with her taught him, before the happily ever after. If you're with one of the other three LIs, it specifies that she came there for Liam but fell for someone else. Sounds a lot like Maxwell's book 😄 In Maxwell's playthrough, in fact, there is a reference to it when the MC calls him a "famous author".
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(Screenshots organized as follows: 1 - Liam, 2 - Drake, 3 - Maxwell, 4 - Hana. Liam's and Hana's are my own. Drake's from @thefirstcourtesan, and Maxwell's from Kaitlyn Walker's YouTube channel).
The other interesting thing to note is that in Liam's playthrough, he leads the narration. While in everyone else's the MC is the one who steers it. One reason I can think of is that the narrative still treats this story as Liam's story as much as it is the MC's (if I'm right about the theme) - which...has honestly always been a sore point with the fanbase in TRR. That would depend on how us and our baby are now further involved with Cordonia in the story. Another factor for why she leads the narration...could be that essentially, the MC took initiative in the other three relationships, while in Liam's case it was he who took a more active role by proposing to her.
• The little story ends with this question from the MC:
Question: But what happens after Happily Ever After?
Answer: Mess. In Cordonia it's always mess.
• Cordonians (specifically the upper classes, since I don't know enough about the common populace to tell, since they're, yknow, practically invisible) are addicted to tea, apples and fucking shit up where they don't even need to.
• ANYWAY. What (literally) happens after 'happily ever after' is a tropical honeymoon on Liam's private island. In the case of the other three, he allows them access to the place and gives the staff instructions on making the stay comfortable for them.
• Now, since Liam owns the island and has probably visited it a could times, he shows more familiarity with it. He tells his wife that on previous trips the island had more rustic accommodations, but the villa they're now staying in was prepared recently. Additionally, the butler welcomes Hana, Maxwell and Drake as newcomers to the island, considering it's their first time. With Liam, there is an air of familiarity - he calls the butler by his name (Javier) and enquires about him and his wife (Mariana) - to show us perhaps how familiar he is with this holiday spot.
• Why the hell does everyone call Liam "Your Highness"? It's been two whole books since he became King, and the proper title for a monarch is "Your Majesty". How is it that Constantine gets to rake the MC over the coals for calling him Your Highness, yet Liam has to hear this from practically everyone. From Javier to freakin' Protocol-Monitor-Madeleine! The disrespect, I tell you!
• Okay so we're having a candlelit dinner by the ocean, and we get our first OOTD. Cute beach dress, has bright flowers and some crochet work on the bodice. I bought it because I couldn't bear to have Esther stay another minute in that Pepto Bismol of a dress.
• LOL @ all the LI responses to "this spot is right where the sharks are!"
• Tuna sashimi and pineapple aioli, huh? I have never had either so idek what that's supposed to taste like (someone on this writing team likes pineapples). I remember having to cut down on tuna during pregnancy, which meant no more Subway sandwiches since the tuna sub was the only one I liked at the time. IIRC most of my family were also cautioning me against pineapples and papaya during my first trimester!
• My gosh this butler doesn't waste much time jumping into assumptions huh?
• Also Javier, why is Cordonia's future so dependent on the well-being of my foetus even if I'm not ruling the country?
• Does Cordonia have sex ed? My money is on no. (esp in the Hana route).
• So there are two parts to the way the premise of wanting to have kids is built up in this sequence. In the first part, the LI impresses upon the MC the need to have children soon after the wedding. The second part addresses the urgency - the "why right now?" factor, and explores the LI's personal emotions towards having children. This bit also feels a bit like a follow-up to the Valtoria balcony scene in Chapter 15.
• The first part is pretty similar for Drake, Hana and Maxwell - all three of whom are now married to a Duchess and are aware that securing the duchy is important. They word it in their own distinctive styles, but the gist is pretty much the same. In Liam's case, since he is the king of the country, he speaks more about Cordonia and its tensions with neighbouring countries.
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Take note of this because I'll be returning to this point later. (also who are the writers trying to convince about Cordonia's size. "Small kingdom" my ass).
• I'll be going by the LIs' personal reasons to have a baby now, one by one, along with a summary of their views on children in the Valtoria balcony scene last book (since this scene clearly references that diamond scene if you've bought it last book).
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(Screenshots: Liam's and Hana's screenshots are mine, Drake's is from @thefirstcourtesan and Maxwell's is from Kaitlyn Walker's YouTube channel)
- Liam: Liam's love for family and need for children is well-known throughout the series. In Book 1, he's dropped hints about wanting to have a different kind of family dynamic from the one he'd experienced as a child, and in Book 2 there were multiple references to wanting to not be Constantine - both as a King and as a father. In the balcony scene in Book 3, Chapter 15, Liam tells us a number of things - about the value of having more heirs for succession, of him always dreaming of having at least 3 children, about Kenna, Cordonia's most legendary warrior queen which leads to an interesting factoid about how the rules of successions for both the throne and duchies are not gender-specific (he also cites Olivia and Penelope as being in line to inherit their duchies). In this sequence Liam undoubtedly has more to say about the political aspect of having an heir than the personal, but his statement about "someone missing" in their lives is of no surprise when he's been enthusiastic about kids for three books straight.
- Drake: Drake perhaps gets the lengthiest 'personal' bit of all, revolving around his eagerness to be a father and his own family history. This scene has Drake speaking of wanting a child with "your eyes and my hair", but most of all of Savannah and her little family, and wanting the happiness his sister is experiencing now. The writing often manages to tie Drake's thoughts about his future family with his past: in the Valtoria balcony scene, his memories of his father and his desire to bring up his own kids the way Jackson did are dominant in the conversation on children. He speaks at length about the absence of a proper 'home' so far in his life (stating that his room at the palace always felt like "a room in someone else's house") and how high on his priority list the prospect of having children is. The Valtoria scene shows him eager to have kids asap, and this scene builds up the same urgency. You're left in no doubt that he wants those kids now.
• Maxwell: Maxwell's route of this scene soundly pretty sudden, tbh. In his Valtoria scene, Maxwell expressed doubt and nervousness when it came to children, citing the example of Bartie ("I love palling around with little Bartie and everything, but if he bonks his head or something, I can just hand him back to Savannah. When it's your kid, you're the one people hand him to."). While this is referenced in TRH's dialogue when Maxwell jokes about forgetting diapers and baby socks - it's a pretty big jump from the man who didn't exactly feel ready to have children yet, and not enough work was done to justify that shift. This could be somewhat excused in the beginning of Book 3, when the narrative had just begun to treat him like an LI, but they've had an entire damn book and several months after to reflect on how to write him properly. That is...if they actually gave a damn.
- Hana: They don't even have the excuse of "relatively new LI" in Hana's case. Because she is the lone female LI married to a female MC, her scene should have been a lot more extensive and explored her urgency to have children so soon after their wedding, a whole lot more. There are tiny changes, like the one where she hints at the "logistical concerns" that come with two women considering a family, and where she speaks of giving her child the childhood she never had (which, frankly, is an extremely vague statement and could be applicable to more than one character in Cordonia). But there is urgency that, again, isn't properly explained in the scene. Even Hana's Valtoria scene doesn't have much that would explain why she would want a child barely weeks after her wedding. The Valtoria scene does have her outlining her dreams for the duchy (along with a joke about her enacting "Beauty and the Beast") and her happiness at the thought of being a mother (she maintains that out of the things expected of her, motherhood is the one she looked forward to). They could have spent some time thinking up a reason for why Hana would rush this, even before anything has happened, or outlined something personal and not ultra-generic. Both Maxwell and Hana deserved a lot better than this.
• Maxwell speaks about possibly forgetting diapers (PLS NO MAXWELL NO) and baby socks (um okay not as bad but depends on the climate), and one of the MC's dialogue options is to say..."diapers and socks are overrated". Guys your kid won't care how much fun you are when they have a bum rash.
• A-ha! Diamond scene. First-chapter diamond love scenes always come cheap in these series' (12 diamonds) and are usually quite a steal.
• ESTHER HAS NEW LINGERIE OMG I'M SO HAPPY I'D BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR SO LOOOOONG 😭😭😭😭
• ...and it is also matches Liam's underwear. Maxwell's too 😅
• The scene is nice, there are variations between the ways the LIs work up their appetite before they finally roll in the...well, sand 😅 Maxwell has what they call an "ocean duel", Hana's fulfills her lifelong dream of carrying and spinning around her wife on a secluded beach, Drake chases the MC through the water...and Liam just enjoys being a huuuge tease, okay? 😂
• Oh God, why are they still using the old LoveHacks sexytimes music. That "DHUM-boom-ta-doom-DHUM" beat drives me nuts, and not in a good way. You have better music now, PB! Like the sexytimes tunes from RCD and PM. Use those!
• My gosh this entire group is quite horny for dominant duchesses, aren't they. Every last one of them. Each playthrough has these four gazing at the MC in wonder and telling her some variation of "I think you ordering me around is hot". Olivia could trample over them all with spiked heels and they would thank her!
• As always, when something suspicious happens, my dumbass MC goes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and never thinks about it again until shit actually goes down. This woman will never learn, will she.
• Anyway! We now move on to the rest of the honeymoon, summed up in three-four varying scenes per LI:
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(Screenshots: Liam's and Hana's screenshots are mine, Drakes is HIMEME's YouTube channel, and Maxwell's is from Kaitlyn Walker's YouTube channel).
- Liam: Focused and dedicated. And insatiable as hell. Sex on a bed (SHOCKING!), sex after his wife points out what could be an apple constellation during stargazing (the MC effectively killed Liam's boner for Cordonia, I see), sex after having chocolate strawberries at a sunlit pond, sex again on a bed (Why is he getting four? 🤔). While the staff is still around somewhere on the island. This is a man with a mission.
- Maxwell: Fun and playful - kind of a "let's live wild and do daredevilry while we can!" vibe. In one Maxwell and the MC cliff dive into the ocean, debating over the wisdom of such risky adventuring when they may possibly be having a baby. In another, the MC watches, concerned, as Maxwell eats a raw squid appetizer. There is a nice callback to Maxwell's House sigil - the kraken - when he tells her that a squid would never hurt a fellow squid. The third shows them playing Strip Monopoly in the comfort of their bedroom.
- Hana: Adorable, caring and looking through every detail. Hana's three scenes involve her showing the MC the sights around the sunlit pond (which Hana and the MC lovingly call the "Hana Lee Honeymoon Itinerary"), watching the sunset under blankets, and this little scene of them choosing sperm donors for their baby:
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It's a nice addition, but it still doesn't explain why they couldn't have waited a few more months. Nothing has happened yet in the timeline of the story, the women are (they believe) finally safe and happy, and while Javier seems to believe that babies born to a couple that consists of two women pop out of nowhere, I'm hoping the denizens of their duchy will have at least a little more common sense (this is Cordonia, so "hope" is the operative word).
- Drake: Langorous, relaxed and contented. Stargazing on the beach (I wonder whether this was a nod to the meteor shower scene in Book 1), whiskey on a patio/balcony/whatever in the afternoon, and eating roasted pork by the fire. Plenty of sex but also lots of outdoors, which means lots of the stuff Drake enjoys doing.
• Aaaaaand it's time for sexy scene 2! The couple are now relaxing in bed on the last day of their honeymoon, and the LI proposes a momento in the form of a sensual photoshoot (which comes with artwork of the LI in their underwear, posing for the MC) The male LIs pose with their hands at the back of their heads, smirking at the camera, while Hana strikes a coy pose, leaning against her hand. It's a quick, fun scene that's supposed to squeeze as much alone-time out of the couple as possible, because from here on the focus may shift to other things. Basically this chapter is meant to be one giant (but largely safe for readers) smutfest. I like the artwork - it's different and I guess meant to be a little more realistic than the usual full-page art in the books (like the engagement and wedding photos with your LIs last book), which is why I think it takes a little getting used to. I know it took me some time!
• Maxwell got an underwear upgrade too!
• We've now come to the end of our honeymoon, our bags packed and ready for our return to Cordonia. The chapter ends with us seeing a "familiar face", who could either be Liam (if you married someone else, and he doesn't show any expression) or an unspecified person (if you married Liam, and he looks ultra happy). Now that could either be related to some paparazzi-related stuff, if the flash of light was paparazzi-related, or it could be a fake-out and he's actually brought along the rest of the gang to surprise you. Idk and I don't want to speculate too much on this, mostly because something more interesting caught my eye.
• So that's it for my thoughts on the scenes themselves! On to the "general thoughts" section.
• General Thoughts and Potential Theories:
- As a first chapter for a new series that is still tied to an older one, it worked. It mirrors the light feel and sensibility of TRR's very first chapter, in that both chapters build an illusion of a fairytale-like place, with hints of the darkness within emerging the next chapter onwards (in this series though - since we're already familiar with Cordonia - the darkness is lightly hinted at this chapter itself). In a lot of ways I think we're going to see a lot of parallels between TRR and this new series.
- Unfortunately, one of those similarities also includes the imbalance in the writing for the LIs. Specifically with Maxwell and Hana. It's the most glaring in the dinner scene, which builds for us the premise on which this entire book stands (the topic of pregnancy). There are ways you could have them make the jump from nervous about having kids to excited, if you tried - there are elements in their storyline that could have helped us understand their urgency.
- I played Liam's route first, and was happy overall with it but I still have my misgivings. The good in terms of Liam's story is that he gets importance because the story is also about him and his country, where we are staying. He gives us some very important details in his route, and personally I like that his role as Guide To The Intricacies And Nuances of Cordonian Society still exists...but you can't deny that there were things in his storyline which should have been addressed and never were. I hope those are addressed this book. If they do the same this time around, it will only be to their detriment.
- Also, I find it highly ironic that Drake is the one to mention Savannah and Bartie when it was MAXWELL who was more involved in helping her with the child. Sure, he was - as he confessed in that Valtoria scene - more the "fun uncle" type, but he was still pretty heavily involved. Still keeping track of what Savannah needed and what Bartie would want. In his own final Book 3 scene, Maxwell is shown having an amazing rapport with little Bartie, playing peekaboo with his nose. I can barely count scenes involving Drake and Bartie with the fingers of one hand. Why couldn't Maxwell reference that last moment in Book 3, drawing up some inspirational moment from it? Like spending more and more time with Bartie changed the way he felt about kids? Or maybe that Savannah or Bertrand said something regarding the joy children bring to him. Anything that gives us some idea of when this shift happened.
Maxwell may have been new last book. It may have been a struggle to know what to do with him last book. But that isn't the case right now. By now they should have settled in their writing of him and figured out ways to make his story make sense? To give him more depth rather than simply reducing the man to the court jester? Maxwell's story was supposed to be about him growing, the scene in Valtoria was supposed to be about wanting to be a good father for his future children but fearing he might fail...yet the writers have the same man say the exact opposite. Maxwell's family history was thrown away for no good reason last book, and was replaced by Savannah drama. There was more space given to Savannah's love story with Bertrand (which didn't NEED the entire book to gain fruition) and Drake (optionally) enjoying humiliating Bertrand. That time, energy and effort could have gone in building up Maxwell, getting an insight into what happened to the Beaumonts that they became so poor...but no. The only Beaumont that mattered seems to be Savannah (and we know exactly why). And going by the fact that they're going to force an entire wedding storyline involving Bertrand and Savannah down our throats, that still seems to be the case.
- Hana's is even more worrying considering that it was poles apart from the rest of the playthroughs and therefore SHOULD have had more thought. Yes Hana loves the idea of being a mother. Yes Hana loves children and has a nurturing nature. But the urgency is still the same as the others' in her playthrough, and it made absolutely no sense. There was a clear dissonance between their current situation and the rush these two were in.
Hana's deserved at least some more time in her dinner scene. Maybe one where she could speak about growing up an only child, with no companions and not even toys. She could explain the loneliness involved in having a small family with parents who gave her more duties than affection, and then speak about giving her kid a better childhood. There isn't even any discussion about which of them should be the person carrying (we know it will be the MC, but why it has to be her in their case is anyone's guess).
What the team have done here is give Hana the bare minimum, after an entire two books of giving her even less than that. I know I'll probably be judged for thinking negatively rather than being cautiously optimistic, but the fact is that the moment this team feels they can get away with tossing scraps or less than that, they can and will do it. It's not stopped them before: not from botching up Hana's storyline, not from giving Hana fans a reception full of goof-ups and shoddy writing, not from pairing her with her bully. Perhaps last year I would have been happy and grateful to see Hana and the MC calling each other "my wife". This time...I refuse to settle for just mere scraps. If you can give thought and care to Liam and Drake's storylines, you'd better be able to do the same for Hana and Maxwell, otherwise what's the point of reviving this book? What's the point of using Hana specifically in two of your ads as bait for your lesbian/bi/wlw fans?? Might as well let the entire series rot in the trash where it belongs in that case.
- I've heard theories about our child becoming heir to the throne, thanks to a possible future arc that may make Liam unable to have children. I personally hate this possible plot line for two reasons:
1. As it is the MC gets more importance than she deserves, whether or not she actually puts in the work. She becomes a front-runner during the social season even if she fails. She becomes a Duchess even if she lacks even the most basic skills, while Hana who has done way more than she ever had for the country gets nothing, not even a needle-point's worth of land. She becomes Champion of the Realm even if she is literal garbage throughout that book, when that title could have easily gone to Olivia or Hana instead if she didn't earn enough to get it. And now to have her kid be made an heir to the throne? For no good reason? Get outta here.
2. Forcing Liam into yet another storyline that is tragic and painful (and I'm pretty sure the writers will find yet another excuse to write a thesis on Drake Walker in the time they could be using to let Liam actually break down, or vent. If they couldn't be bothered to explore the man's feelings when his own father died, do you really think they will bother with him in this??) on top of whatever else he's had to experience so far? At this point I can do with less of that. I'm honestly sick of storylines that put Liam in very uncomfortable, painful situations with very little space for him to air out his grief. Give the man a fucking break. Let him have some breathing space to rule his goddamned kingdom, get him a fantastic therapist and get him better friends while he's at it. Pushing him into yet another messed-up situation when you've barely even scratched the surface with what his experiences have done to him, is really just drama for the sake of drama, nothing else.
- Nonetheless, since this is about a pregnancy and a future heir, I believe there will be plenty talk about succession, and about the importance given to fertility and children in Cordonian society. But as with the social season in Book 1, the engagement tour in Book 2, and the wedding + Unity Tour in Book 3, I believe the pregnancy itself is a frame story. The kind of story that justifies the glitz, the glitter, and the glamorous events...that can serve as a temporary gloss to cover the conflicts within. All while the inner stories reveals those conflicts, layer by layer (again, if it's done right. Book 3 is a good example of a great premise ruined by bad writing. I sincerely hope this book does not go in that direction).
- Remember those screenshots I put up in that dinner scene from Liam's route? About Cordonia's tensions with its neighbouring countries, and how the country may be viewed as vulnerable? I think that's where the actual theme of the story lies.
Books 1 and 2 mostly revolved around the illusion of Cordonia - the fairytale kingdom - before the MC herself is confronted with the tensions brewing within. Book 3 was about strengthening Cordonia through resolution of internal conflict. It was about learning about the intricacies of the country, its most powerful duchies, their histories and identities, Cordonia's messy, complicated history - to tackle the problems that lay within.
I feel like Book 4 would be taking a natural progression from resolving internal conflict to finally standing united as a nation against outside forces. Constantine - in his conversation with the MC in Shanghai - hints not only at groups within Cordonia that wanted to destroy the monarchy, but also foreign powers ("suffice to say there are those who envy Cordonia's prosperity...". Not the royal family's - but "Cordonia's").
Keeping a united front and showcasing strength through pride in the country - ergo 'patriotism', or perhaps 'national integration' since Cordonia is home to many different cultures and geographical locations (I originally wrote 'nationalism here, but now realize there may be negative connotations attached to that word in today's times: thanks @musicallisto!) is often viewed as an asset against alien forces. The MC is now a part of the monarchy/nobility, and will be irrevocably tied to the country's future - so it makes sense that she will now dig into the deepest and most intimate parts of Cordonia's history, and go several steps further in helping to unite the nation.
- Why do I theorize 'patriotism' or 'national integration' as being a theme? There are several reasons for this:
The Unresolved Storylines: We still have a ways to go in understanding Cordonian history. We don't know which other forces were involved in previous assassinations, and we don't have a clue what happened to Liam's mother. All we do know is that other people and groups that we have probably not even seen yet, may have been involved. Francesco (who also knew Liam's mother) and Xinghai, the only foreign delegates/visitors that we got to network with in Book 2, have minimal roles so far but SEEM to have had some influence when they were introduced earlier. Francesco particularly could have some sort of role to play, given what we were told about him in Book 2. Now would be a good time to explore why he needed contacts with these people (other than the fact that Xinghai is Hana's dad). It's possible that nothing will happen and we may not even see these two, or exchange any important information, but I'd still hope that there is some importance to their appearances in Book 2.
The Connections We Made In The Engagement Tour: Meeting Francesco in Capri was related to getting access to EU markets for Cordonian products. The engagement tour itself revolved around grabbing international attention towards Cordonian problems - one of which was the tsunami that hit Portavira, which we learn more about in Book 3. There is a possibility that these threads may be picked up in the future.
Both the above points hint at possible threats, or allies. At this point we can't exactly determine who is friend and who is foe, but it is clear that neighbouring countries - and indeed countries we have associated with in the past - will play a pretty big role in the way we view Cordonia, and in the way we direct the narrative of this country.
The Artwork: I love this part of my theory because it is the most based on actual evidence rather than guesswork. The idea of a nation depends as much on items of familiarity and symbols, as it does on history. It's why countries have national animals, anthems, fruits. Why art depicting national and local legends can often be considered almost sacred. The book has barely even begun yet, and already it is FILLED with all kinds of things symbolic to Cordonia.
Let's first take a peek at the cover art:
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Now let's ignore Liam's and Drake's (busted) faces in this cover and focus on what the three are holding.
The MC holds a rattle in her hand, and the jewel within the rattle looks similar to a ruby, which has been associated more than once with apples in the story (Cordonia's most valued variety of apple is the Cordonian Ruby, Liam's wedding gift to the MC is a ruby in the shape of an apple. The same rattle shows up in the second cover [on the left] as well. It's a stretch, I know, but I've got better evidence. Stick with me).
Liam holds a onesie with a crown design on the front - and we know that "for crown and country" is a popular phrase, especially for toasts, in Cordonia. Drake holds out a toy lion: the lion is the national animal, and holds a place of pride in the national Coat-of-Arms. The throne on which the MC herself sits, is blue and gold - both considered national colours. That's at least 4 symbols related to Cordonia vying for our attention on the same cover!
I mean, even Book 3 had just two major symbols - the apple (related to Cordonia) and the phoenix gown (related to Valtoria) - featuring on its cover.
The biggest proof to me, however, is not the cover, but the loading page. To be more precise - what is written above that loading page. A number of Choices books (BB, for instance) write little factoids about the world they are building above the loading bar, which players can read while they're waiting for the chapter to load. This wasn't a common practice with TRR, but they've definitely started it now! Some of the commentary is usual stuff - about gaining advantages through outfits, welcoming you back to Cordonia, etc...but THIS TIME there are tidbits of information given to us as well. And 80% of those involve apples!
Here are a few I managed to catch. One fact on the importance of apples in Cordonian culture, two specifically on the Cordonian Ruby itself including a rare recipe, and two old proverbs (this isn't the only time we've heard apple-related proverbs in the books - in Book 3 for instance, Bertrand refers to their trip to Fydelia as 'slicing two apples with one knife'). Proverbs in general often give us an idea of what people within a region hold up as important, as so connected to their life experiences that they can use those familiar objects as motifs for things that they see in daily life (eg. proverbs in my home state, Kerala, often refer to things/animals we find locally: jasmines, coconuts, jackfruit, dogs, elephants).
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The fact that the apple features so often and with such emphasis in the loading page itself - and we have already seen what this simple fruit means to Cordonia - indicates to me that this national symbol - and the idea of the nation itself - will be of great importance. Not only will we be exploring foreign relations, IMO, but we'll also be learning how to build a national narrative that will benefit and strengthen Cordonia.
What's also interesting is that the apple symbolizes fertility to the Cordonian people as well - the apple cutting ceremony during a wedding (as explained by Regina to Leo's fiancée in RoE) is "a symbol of the fruit the tree will bear - you being the tree, of course", and there are chances that the fruit may feature often within the context of pregnancy/having children as well.
• That's all for now, guys. I hope to write more and theorize more as the chapters progress! Until then, I hope you enjoy this one, and I'd love to hear what you have to say.
• I did the Hana screenshots for this chapter, since the first chapter allows me to play repeatedly within losing keys, but I won't be able to do so from Chapter 2 onwards. If there are any Hana fans out there who keep screenshots of scenes in their route and are interested in sharing, I'd love to hear from you and will definitely credit you for the screenshots I put up!
• If you'd like to be tagged in future QTs, please let me know! Tagging @nikkisha16 for now since she asked xD
• Until Saturday, folks!
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socialistsquirrel · 5 years
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I qualified as teacher...and then left the profession
I am sitting writing this on a lunch break in my new job. I graduated with a good degree in politics and then went on to train as a teacher, however my job is in research, not in teaching.  My teacher training course was a post-graduate certificate in education (PGCE) in post-compulsory education (PCET) i.e. further education, rather than a secondary PGCE in a specific subject (or subject area). The reason for this choice was there were no options in my region to do a secondary social science PGCE, so the PCET was my only option to train to teach. The PCET is meant to offer graduates who have degrees in subjects that aren’t routinely taught in secondary schools (e.g. dance, health and social care, sociology and my subject specialism - politics). In order to qualify, PCET students would be required to complete university assignments, course paperwork and 100 hours practical teaching (from around 5 hours a week over 2 days a week). I began the course at university, with an internal deadline of all PCET students being on placement by the end of November. My first preference of placement couldn’t take me, so I left it to the placement team to find me one elsewhere as I did not know the area or have any connections. Placement after placement fell through and the deadline came and went, as did the Christmas holidays. I started applying for jobs - after all, ,I had a rent contract and if the course became nonviable, I would still have rent to pay. Towards the end of January, the University had finally found me not just one placement, but two. The first was teaching my subject, only for 3 hours over 1 afternoon a week, in a school sixth form. The second was an education and training provider which generally worked with��‘hard to reach’ learners from disadvantaged backgrounds, generally studying for Level 1 and 2 qualifications.  After meeting with the head of department at the Sixth Form and observing half a lesson, I was set lessons to plan and deliver for after the February half term. I spent two half terms at the Sixth Form, accumulating 30 hours teaching (27 of which were me teaching a class and 3 of which were me being a teaching assistant), before the Year 13s went on study leave, taking two-thirds of my teaching hours with them.  The second placement was slower to begin. After an initial meeting in late February, contact with the placement stopped as a result of an Ofsted inspection and their priorities shifting to that. I eventually began this placement in early May and spent 5 weeks there. I spent my time essentially being a teaching assistant 3-4 days a week (6 hours a day). I completed 79 hours at the placement, 77 of which were as a teaching assistant and 2 were shoehorning in content I could teach for my remaining observations. The reason for this was this placement was entirely inappropriate for me - the courses taught at this placement were all vocational (none of which I had even studied) when my subjects from A Level are all academic. The only thing I could do in these lessons was assist the class teacher by helping manage behaviour, monitor progress in class and check spellings and grammar.  I finished my qualification, I got my PGCE, I completed 108 hours teaching, but only 29 of those hours were me doing the teaching - less than what most teachers would do in a fortnight. I finished the qualification not being confident I could actually be put into a classroom and teach an A Level subject. I didn’t want to do a bad job and let my students down, resulting in them not getting their University places they should have got or me losing my jobs because I was not up to scratch.  Around the time of finishing the qualification and knowing how many hours I actually completed, I submitted a formal complaint to the University. The initial step was to meet with the head of the school of education. Her response was that the hours I completed were within the regulations and, in theory, someone could complete a fraction of what I did as solo teaching, and they would still gain the qualification. She told me that no teacher is the finished article when they have completed their initial teacher training and I should look into supply work to increase my experience and boost my confidence.  I contacted multiple supply agencies and was told the same thing by all of them - my course didn’t come with QTLS (qualified teaching and learning status)/QTS (qualified teacher status) so ordinary secondary schools wouldn’t take me full stop, and although academies would take supply teachers without QTLS/QTS (they would even take them without a teaching qualification) they are highly unlikely to take a supply teacher to teach a subject they do not have a degree in. There is also little supply work in FE, so there would be little point in signing up for supply work when I could only teach FE.  I took my complaint further, so there would be a full investigation by an independent member of staff at the University. After a phone interview and a few months of waiting whilst the investigation was conducted, I received a letter saying my complaint was being upheld and I would receive around £1,900 in compensation (equivalent to half the fees for the practical teaching credits). I am still awaiting a response on how that compensation will be paid - off my fees or to me directly. During the time awaiting the result from my complaint, I applied for jobs in education. None of them were teaching jobs, jobs like ‘work experience coach’, ‘learning mentor’, ‘raising aspirations adviser’, as well as entry-level youth work jobs. This was meant to be a way I could still enter education and ultimately teaching, once I had increased my experience, but I was not successful. Each time, the feedback after interviews was, despite the job not requiring a Level 7 teaching qualification, I did not have enough experience. I have a pointless teaching qualification - I can’t even get a support role job, never mind an actual class teaching job, all because the University did not provide enough experience.  I was living on £20 a week Universal Credit and had moved back at home, and after months of unemployment, I couldn’t keep chasing jobs in education that I had no chance of getting. A job in research fell into my lap. It wasn’t really what I aimed to do, but it was a graduate job, it did provide me with an actual income and it did allow me to leave home.  I guess my tip is to look very carefully into university courses, look at the small print, find any previous students you can to see what they say (not just the ones the university show you) and don’t trust the sales pitch. Above all, I would not recommend you do a PCET unless you know your subject is in very high demand. 
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tuwasduwillst · 5 years
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Shadowbringers (pt 4/end)
This just has spoilers for everything, basically. :U I finished it and don’t feel like splitting stuff up because I have over 1k screenshots to go through...
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Katana-bearing Centurion: Besides, there is but one hand that can make me whole again. My enemy... my friend...
He probably just says “friend” there in Japanese, but I don’t have my whole game switched, so I don’t get to know for sure. Good to know you’re still being weird, Zenos.
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Don’t you smirk at me like that, mister.
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Here’s Urianger being handsome, as usual
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I hated fighting this old dude as Thancred.
1) I still can’t believe he can easily take out the WoL like he did
2) Stop making me be sword dudes!!
3) I get why they wanted people to see the dialogue here, but it was so slooooow and I died once near the end and had to do it all over again and ughhh, just go away
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Ryne looks cute with her new hair and eyes, at least. :) Thancred is still a bad dad, but at least he’s doing better now... I guess.
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Also, Urianger’s reaction to finding out that Thancred was paying attention to some of his talks about pixies was really good, haha.
...I wanna listen to Urianger give a pixie lecture...
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Wow
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This was something the game threw together when I asked it to pick recommended gear. It’s... some kind of look.
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The Exarch/G’raha Tia is a qt. Y’know, I figured it was probably G’raha Tia, but I didn’t remember him being so short... and the lack of cat ears also made me doubt myself, haha.
I’m really glad I did the Crystal Tower stuff, though, because otherwise I’d... well, I’d still think that G’raha Tia/the Exarch is cute and like him a lot, but it wouldn’t have had the same impact.
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I took a bunch of screenshots of Mikh’a. :U
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& Emet-Selch, ofc
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that one old dude: If you would pass me, you must endure all that I have learned on the battlefield... For I am a weapon forged in the fires of war!
~*oooh, I’m so scared of you and your tiny amount of health left*~
My MP doesn’t even have a dent in it, really. This is why I had such a hard time believing this dude could take out the WoL!! Even the first time we fought, I had tons of MP available to me and could’ve made a full recovery from being brought down to 1 HP. (...well, I have Benediction which is kind of cheating, but still.)
At least this was the last time I had to deal with him. He’s probably the worst thing about the expansion, which I guess I can deal with since the rest of it was so good.
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Lots of really pretty screenshot opportunities in this expansion. c:
Mt. Gulg is something I thought was common to a bunch of FF games for some reason, but apparently it was in the original Final Fantasy, FFIX, and some random spin-off games. Weird.
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How did Mikh’a hear him talking from that far away??
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Emet-Selch has such a good design and you can tell that a lot of work was put into him. The expressions he makes, the way he stands and walks--it’s all unique to him and it makes him stand out a lot.
Even after everything that happened in the expansion, I’m really fond of him. They made the right move in having him kind of forge a more personal relationship with you/the WoL, because if he hadn’t been obnoxious in the background throughout most of the expansion it wouldn’t have been anywhere near as interesting/good as it ended up being.
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I obviously chose to say that they were all Alphinaud’s assistants. :P
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This little scene was so cute... lali-hos for everyone...
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Crystal Exarch: Ugh! I would thank you not to shoot me!
I’m sorryyyyyy ; ~; You were there and I wanted to see what would happen!!!
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Crystal Exarch: Ah heh... It may interest you to know that Mikh’a is a great hero in the land whence he hails. Some would say the greatest.
This little venture made me feel like I’d suddenly gotten married and adopted a child
(Which I’d be totally fine with, tbh.)
I loved this thing, actually!! I got to heal G’raha Tia, he healed me, we both healed our new tiny dwarf child, it was great.
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c:
I’m still using the Mogrod. I’m never going to stop using it. Give me another thing that has a flower and swirly rainbows all over and maybe I’ll switch weapons, but until then? No.
...unless there’s, like... a really, really pretty plant weapon, especially if it matches Mikh’a’s outfit... but I don’t think there is.
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I got to put my bubble on them. :D
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He’s so cuuuuuute. And Mikh’a clearly agrees with my thoughts on him, considering the expression on his face when he looks at him.
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One of the reasons I keep Mikh’a wearing the WHM gear is because I really like the contrast I get--a lot of the major characters wear black, so it looks nice when they stand next to each other. :D
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Katana-bearing Centurion: The whereabouts of my one true friend, however--they interest me greatly. I but hope the beasts of this “First” are providing him proper sport.
Zenos is so funny to me. He just pops up like “did someone mention my friend” while his dad and Elidibus are having a serious conversation.
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Innocence has beautiful hair and if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes I’d never believe that he was Vauthry.
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You can kind of see @tarifu in this screenshot! :D
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You can definitely see her here--wait... why is half the party wearing dwarf beard outfits...
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This is probably weird to say, but I genuinely like when characters I play in games like this suffer/are in pain. Not, like... constantly. I just like it when NPCs get to express concern and you aren’t some kind of unbreakable hero 24/7. >_>
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Obviously I was going to say his name, who wouldn’t.
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This made me cry!! I thought he was dead. :C
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But thankfully Emet-Selch didn’t want him dead, so he did not die.
...why’d he even need a gun? Has he always had a gun?
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I wish I could just float off into the sky after ruining everything and being a big jerk
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sad kitty
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I died when I came here with Jack and Mari because I didn’t realize I was being targeted by the boss until it was too late. :,)
I got to practice using my shield, though!! I’m not used to having one so I’m not super great at remembering it exists and using it; the tether thing is a good visual for “this specific person is going to be damaged soon and a shield would be Good”. ...unless everyone’s bunched up and I can’t tell who has it until it’s too late, I guess.
I know I’m level 80 now, but there’s still a lot I haven’t done and I’m still trying to figure out what the best way to do things is sometimes... I still need to mess with my hotbars and stuff, actually. I think I might switch some things around more than I already have, because some useful things aren’t as easy to use as they could/should be and I’ve been wanting to mess around with stuff for a while. The Trust dungeons should be a really good opportunity to test new configurations! Or the squad dungeons, I guess. :/a
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I’m still not Ardbert’s biggest fan, but I don’t dislike him.
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Poor Urianger, getting stuck with the role of the only other person to know the Exarch’s plans. :(
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& then everyone died going to the bottom of the sea and the game ended
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I got to help put dwarf helmets on sineaters :U
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I also remembered that I have fancy wings now, wheee
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I got a nice new outfit after doing my last Healer role quest! :D I like it a lot~ The whites are brighter than the last outfit, and the bit in back accommodates his tail much better than the corset did.
I might play around with mixing and matching some pieces once I get newer stuff, but for now this is what I’ve got! c:
...and I refuse to wear the hat. 100%. I’m not making Mikh’a look like a weird nun. :|
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Amaurot was really good, even if being there mostly just made me sad. >_> The not-people were so cute and nice, though...
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The WoL hanging out on this giant bench is so cute.
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I liked getting to talk to Emet-Selch’s friend. c: Well... kind of, anyway. Since it’s not really his friend...
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Emet-Selch: I have broken bread with you, fought with you, grown ill, grown old! Sired children and yes, welcomed death’s sweet embrace.
I still don’t 100% understand how Ascians work, but I guess it’s canon that Emet-Selch fucks :/a
I regret typing that, I think, but it is apparently true
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i think your fireplace has something wrong with it
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Really though, this dungeon was excellent.
Alisaie decided that she wanted to LB right as one of the bosses was doing one of those “hide behind a rock Or You Will Die” things so she died & I accidentally walked right off the edge near the end of the last boss fight (oops), but other than that things went okay!
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D:
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ardbert could you please clean your axe somehow before you point it at me like that. tia
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This was a really neat moment :U
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I’m not calling Emet-Selch Hades ever. Sorry, Emet-Selch.
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I was kind of afraid to do this trial and almost waited until someone would be able to do it with me, but it really wasn’t that bad in the end!
...except for when I died five times to the same attack... orz It was that arm-sweeping one, too, so it’s not like it’s not obvious that it’s coming. My problem was that I kept getting Raised in bad places right before it happened, so he basically just kept smacking me down over and over again.
(Which was partially my fault, because I should’ve waited to accept the Raise until I knew it was safe to be alive, but... I don’t like leaving the other healer alone and I don’t want to just be lying there uselessly if I can avoid it.)
Fortunately(?) the party wiped due to something completely unrelated (a failed mechanic I had nothing to do with) and I didn’t die at all the second time around! So at least there was that.
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I liked this bit in the dark. c:
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I also liked when I got trapped in the bubble and didn’t have to do anything. Thanks, Emet-Selch!
Genuinely though, it was a nice little chance for me to calm the hell down because my anxiety was getting real bad before/during this fight. >_>
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Poor dude. :c Obviously he’s responsible for some absolutely terrible things and I’m not going to try to deny that or anything, but he’s lived for so long and he’s had to deal with the loss of basically everyone he ever cared about for that whole time. He recreated that entire city and all of its people, that’s how much he cared.
Still no excuse for basically trying to kill all of the people he didn’t consider “real”! But also still sad, IMO.
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This made me go “awww” out loud and start to tear up, haha...
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I didn’t want to leave him ; ~;
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Estinien said a full sentence here about how these guards were dead, too (in a way that implied he assumed that’s what they’d find), and the localization translated it as “hmph”. Kind of a weird choice there, but okay.
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Zenos basically went Full Yandere since he killed his father just because he could potentially get in the way of his thing with the WoL, so... that’s something that’s going to have to be dealt with at some point.
I’m interested in seeing how things go, but I’m also a wee bit concerned that other people might get caught up in whatever this obsession is. I don’t want anyone to get hurt or killed because of Zenos’s yandere tendencies. :(
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Elidibus is being Boring on the moon.
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But who cares about that! I got to lead a Girl Scout meeting for my level 80 WHM quest.
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Oh! Almost forgot about the story I got to tell the girls: “The tale of a man who crossed time and space to save the world... and me.”
I think the second one is about (original) Minfilia, maybe? :/a I wanted to tell them about G’raha Tia, though.
Aaaand that’s all I’ve done! \o/ I unlocked a new dungeon and I know there’s more than one post-80 dungeon, so I’ll probably check those out when I get a chance... but I finished the main stuff.
Which is kinda weird, because now I’m done again, haha... but I’ve got plenty of stuff to do before the next new stuff comes out. Especially since I discovered that Vamo alla Flamenco is the “dancer’s theme”, apparently. Need to dance ASAP >:O
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katanahime · 5 years
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Revue Starlight Liveblog Archive Part 1: Overture 1-4
So I’ve been liveblogging on a discord server, but thought it’d be good to archive my observations here. I’m including comments from others also except for the spoiler’d ones and maybe here or there stuff that’s super irrelevant.
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not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Woo! Probably starting tomorrows
MegaZapRat05/21/2019
neato!
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
In the meantime, here's a "revue" (
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 ) of what I know: 1. There are musical numbers 2. It's apparently very gay 3. Zuka, which makes sense, considering I also have known that it is specifically girls 4. All the ships are valid ships And thaaaat's pretty much it, as far as I can actually recall. So you know, should be fun
MegaZapRat05/21/2019
nice, you know basics, but not too much, excellent
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
reads These are all right chief
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
I'll be starting soon! Just finishing some ice cream~
MegaZapRat05/21/2019
the best reason for a delayed liveblog
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
Yeees Consume
Governance: Camping05/21/2019
https://tenor.com/view/kanna-dragonmaid-dragon-maid-misskobayashi-gif-8087657
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Yes hello
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Is this self-awareness? Because this show certain "hopelessly captivates" some people on this server especially Gale
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Ace The Sunbeam Singer05/21/2019
IMAGES
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
Oh, not starting with Overture? Fair enough
MegaZapRat05/21/2019
plot twist Gale was Main girl all along
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
Though if you just forgot about it, I recommend you Return and start with that
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Is that the OVA? Or is there another place to find it?
Anti-Death In General05/21/2019
it's a prequel manga
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Link
Ghost of the Revue Planet05/21/2019
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Anti-Death In General05/21/2019
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/shoujokageki_revue_starlight_overture
boom beat Gale to it
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Title though since I capped it before I got back
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Ace The Sunbeam Singer05/21/2019
don't read chapter 10
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
I'll pause and do the manga thing now
Anti-Death In General05/21/2019
Chapter 10 is an epilogue
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Okay 
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Anti-Death In General05/21/2019
chapter 1-9 are the prequel material
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
Ya
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Alrighty then we are going here then
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Ace The Sunbeam Singer05/21/2019
gorls
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
Girl.
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Be careful, that's a dangerous amount of fire 
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She cute
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
Karen a qt
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Oh hey, a specific school for it. Fun story: I actually went to a performing arts magnet high school
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
Oh sweetI have a working theory that Revue fans are all either 1. Gay 2. Weebs 3. Theater nerds
igu05/21/2019
2, i guess
Anti-Death In General05/21/2019
yes
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
So you fill at least one of the categories
igu05/21/2019
carry on
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
I'm 2 as well
Ace The Sunbeam Singer05/21/2019
>when you're all three
Anti-Death In General05/21/2019
I am yes
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
Unfathomable power
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
>all three
Anti-Death In General05/21/2019
I mean I'm, like, a dabbler in all three of the categories
Ace The Sunbeam Singer05/21/2019
i love musical theater so much....
Anti-Death In General05/21/2019
like. I'm ace
MegaZapRat05/21/2019
2
Anti-Death In General05/21/2019
so, Not Straight but not, like, Gay
Ace The Sunbeam Singer05/21/2019
anxiety too big to ever perform but... i love...
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
I'm technically asexual, but I'm panromatic so like I'm in there
Anti-Death In General05/21/2019
I enjoy Japanese culture and media but I'm not as informed as Others
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
Homorom ace is like... Gay Lite
igu05/21/2019
im mostly just kind of ??????? myself
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
So I'm straight lite
igu05/21/2019
i dont particularly trust myself to know
MegaZapRat05/21/2019
im probably straight, but im not 100% of that aspect of my identity
Anti-Death In General05/21/2019
and I WOULD be more into musical theater if there wasever enoughtime in the world
MegaZapRat05/21/2019
my brother is a theater person, so does that count?
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
It's hard to say I'm homo anything in particular because I'm also nb
Ace The Sunbeam Singer05/21/2019
all you have to do is like theater
igu05/21/2019
like. am i just Incredibly Anxious and therefore unwilling to consider it seriously anyways definitely not the place to get into it lol.
Ace The Sunbeam Singer05/21/2019
also we don't gotta get bogged down in definitions
MegaZapRat05/21/2019
oh, well if its just liking theater then im also 3
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Oh vocal warm-ups. I forget what ours were
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I hope her neighbors like it though 
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igu05/21/2019
aeiou which revue is most likely to use john madden as warmup 
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not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
We had something like (in different notes) a, a, a, a - e, e, e, e, e - etc
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
hm [answer to igu was spoiler-tag censored from me]
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
How to tell you are a weeb #something: when you see this in a translated manga and automatically think "abunai!"
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
mood
Governance: Camping05/21/2019
I have not yet reached that level of weebery.
Anti-Death In General05/21/2019
that definitely applies to me it happens in fanfics sometimes even truly I am beyondhope
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
I have reached the level when writing anime fic I sometimes write "mou" and "un" instead of "jeez/sheesh" and "yeah"
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
There's definitely some theatrics coming out here, although they are very sweet theatrics. "oh the gallantry" was my first thought tbh
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
karen........ prince
igu05/21/2019
i dont think thats what you wrote down for her but then again i didnt actually read them
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
More cutes. Also: Karen is just boundless energy, isn't she?
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not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Oh dear all the black bars coming out lmao
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
we kinda tangent'd tbf
MegaZapRat05/21/2019
yeah, its pretty tangent y
MegaZapRat05/21/2019
or maybe we are all exchanging banana bread recipes the mystery
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Dai Banana?
MegaZapRat05/21/2019
Big Banana
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Yes, big banana, superior banana
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
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Piemanlives05/21/2019
A good Banana.(edited) Bloody phone...
MegaZapRat05/21/2019
Ultimate Banana
igu05/21/2019
banana is great
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Karen has enough energy for 10 girls, pretty sure
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
maximum karen
Piemanlives05/21/2019
She's gone... plaid.
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Well, she got the spirit. She don't got the song lyrics, but she got the spirit
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not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Everything is 200% huh?
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Ghost of the Revue Planet05/21/2019
Ora Ora Ora Ora
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
I have to admit, at the start I thought "200% is a hell of a lot of %" but now I'm thinking more "your energy is WAY above 200%, maybe more like 2000%?"I KAREN PRESENT TO YOU 20 GIRLS WORTH OF ENERGIES
Ace The Sunbeam Singer05/21/2019
i wish i could 100% like half the time that karen is at 200%
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
ikr
Piemanlives05/21/2019
She tries at least.
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
lmao, fake it til you make it, girl
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
she's doing her best.
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
rip Karen. She had all the energies, but now she is dead, F
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Wow, um. I think she INHALED that sandwich
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
nom
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
So, we ship it, right?
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MegaZapRat05/21/2019
ship ALL thhe ships
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
i SHIP IT SO HARD
Anti-Death In General05/21/2019
her hair it flaps
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Pft
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not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
I'm guessing these + Karen are the main characters
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Hikari literally means "light"
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(plus Kagura is a type of dance)
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
A shinto dance, so the name basically means "the dancing light that entertains the gods" Which is A really lit name
igu05/21/2019
because of the light, you see
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
Meanwhile Karen Aijo has both the kanji for love And Renai as well
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
"falling in love"
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
subtle Mahiru means midday/noon I think that's all the name trivia I know for Revue
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
She speak French
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/520951081811836949.png?v=1
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Anti-Death In General05/21/2019
I love her,,,,
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
She says "han" is she Kansai?
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
Yep She kansai Her voice in the anime is godlike The VA is actually from Kansai, so it's really natural
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
omfg I just realized her pigtails look like bananas
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
big banana
MegaZapRat05/21/2019
no need to worry it took me much much longer to notice that
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Frequent mood
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She twirl baton
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
Actually something based on her VA, since this was based on a stage play So they used the VA's baton twirling abilities and incorporated them into her character Which is neat as fuck
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Oh that's cool!
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
Revue is actually the first ever anime based on a stage play Though the two started production at around the same time
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Yeah, a lot of times you get the reverse Aww she has bad self-confidence
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Maybe Karen can lend her some
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
mahiruuuuuu best girl
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
AWww
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SHE'S SO CUTE
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omg
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At least she has a good family
Piemanlives05/21/2019
Mahiru is a good girl.
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
I'LL DIE FOR HER
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Piemanlives05/21/2019
A  G O O D  G I R L
Governance: Camping05/21/2019
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Ace The Sunbeam Singer05/21/2019
i've only had Mahiru for 5 minutes, but...
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
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Truth
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
i'd die for mahiru i WILL die for mahiru
Ace The Sunbeam Singer05/21/2019
foreboding and ominous prophecy
Governance: Camping05/21/2019
I am already dead.
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
slams pin button we got another one in the mahifandom lads only true connoisseurs stan mahiru
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
"It has to be me" followed by
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lmao rekt
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Piemanlives05/21/2019
Junna is a good girl. Banana is also a good girl.
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
I like Junna's look. If I was in high school reading this, she'd totally be my type
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
Junna a good
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
She's talking to the audience, of course
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Backing up a panel
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Piemanlives05/21/2019
Karen remains a good girl.
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Look at the pen mic there That's a talent 
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Ghost of the Revue Planet05/21/2019
Omg you’re already on the Mahiru train, amazing
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
SHE GOOD Anyways Lots of personality just over papers
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Piemanlives05/21/2019
The true path is and always will be loving all these girls.
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
SPARKLE
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Ghost of the Revue Planet05/21/2019
I love her
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Also, bit of a tangent, because it's not topical anymore, but I also felt embarrassed at my audition but still got into the school. I hadn't practiced my audition song with piano ever before, so when the piano started playing I...couldn't hit the notes right. I managed to get a request to sing it acapella granted, but like, you need to sing to music for musical theatre and I was sooooo nervous that problem would be the end of me I ended up getting a major dance part in our end of the year show my first year, but then I BROKE MY FOOT
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
OOF
Piemanlives05/21/2019
RIP.
Ghost of the Revue Planet05/21/2019
Oh no
Piemanlives05/21/2019
... Wait, they didn't give you an accompaniment track to practice with?
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
No I didn't have that. idk if that's what they realized would be fine later - like when I learned songs to piano for our shows later, I never had a problem Phenomenal
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Piemanlives05/21/2019
Karen, a good girl compliation. Ok but now I'm offended on your behalf because holy fucking shit. If a song has accompaniment it better be provided for practice.(edited) How else are you supposed to fucking put it all together. Fucking hell. That's bullshit. Utter bullshit. Complete and total nonsense.
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
It's okay, I got innnnnnnn
Piemanlives05/21/2019
Well yeah, that's good. But shit even my high school choir provided accompaniment for all the audition pieces.
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Once my acapella request was granted and I sang, apparently a dozen students already enrolled stopped and were listening outside the door, so don't feel so bad for me
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Karen continues to be good
Piemanlives05/21/2019
A good girl.
Ghost of the Revue Planet05/21/2019
So good
Piemanlives05/21/2019
But yeah, things like that offend my sensabilities.
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
The only audition thing I felt bad about at my time at that school was when I was auditioning for a major part and it was down to me and one other person, and we were both asked to sing the song again, and I was told later if I'd sang it differently the second time, I probably would have gotten the part, and I was a bit angry, because you could have given me DIRECTION
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/487283095943380993.png?v=1
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not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Amazing
Piemanlives05/21/2019
God, not knowing how you're supposed to approach a piece is infuriating.
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
The only other audition thing I ever got mad about wasn't at that school, but made me much madder, which was when I did a summer teen theater thing which had a music director and like an acting director? And initially I'd only written down that I was auditioning for the singing parts, but so many people had great voices, I got nervous and went over to the non-singing parts audition and told the other director I was nervous about getting a part and if I could please audition here also, and he was like "sure, although I think you have no reason to be nervous"  But! The music director apparently like, had ALL the control over casting, and not only did I only get chorus, but I had to TEACH the person who got the non-singing role I went for after how to do the accent and I was so LIVID(edited)
Piemanlives05/21/2019
Fuck. Wow. Wow.
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
omg so cute
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Piemanlives05/21/2019
Banana is a good girl.
Ace The Sunbeam Singer05/21/2019
The girls are alright
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
This is pure
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not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Did they have brains or knowledge? Don't make me laugh! They were POPULAR!
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Banana is very far from having any kind of Galinda energies, but still, popularity
Ace The Sunbeam Singer05/21/2019
It's not about aptitude, it's the way you're viewed
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
So it's very shrewd to be Very very popular like me!
Ace The Sunbeam Singer05/21/2019
Though of course nana is the tallest of the class too which as Gale can tell you is a Whole Thing
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
She is a big banana
Ace The Sunbeam Singer05/21/2019
Lorge
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
5'7
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Dang
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
Junna's just 5'0
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
She taller than me Not that I'm tall(edited) I'm taller than Junna
Ace The Sunbeam Singer05/21/2019
Most people are
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
"Unusually normal" lol
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
incredible how mahiru just Knows Karen Already
Ace The Sunbeam Singer05/21/2019
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/21/2019
cute...
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/21/2019
Ah yes, doing the splits to impress kids who cannot do the splits, a time-honored tradition
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Or people who aren't kids even But in this case, kids
May 22, 2019
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
just do the splits to flex on everyone
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
Literally my doctor is like "try and touch your toes" and I'm like -hands flat on the floor with my knees straight and bends my elbows-
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
pffffffft
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
Once again: "Popular~" Also once again: Karen flexes her pen mic skills
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
minihiru
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
Awwww
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Awww, that's sweet, she's a good
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D'awww
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hmmmm, was this on purpose?
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
what a good smol
MegaZapRat05/22/2019
was what on purpose?
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
Nana competing with Junna and then backing out, I imagine
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
Okay so maybe not from the start, but it seems like Nana did withdraw because basically she decided it should be Junna
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And yeah, what Gale said is what I meant hmm hmm interesting
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not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
So do we ship it?
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
yes junnana good
MegaZapRat05/22/2019
Junana 4tw
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
jun7
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
omg that's a lot of boxes
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
entitled rich kid.png
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
"I'll leave it to you Futaba-han" omg -short hair -hoodie -looks stressed Literally me
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
futaba good
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
Oh. My. GOD.
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
kaoruko,,,,,,,, babey
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
I think this might literally be me and my ex-girlfriend, I'm getting flashbacks
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
https://twitter.com/wyj000/status/1126063941866541057
I hope you two parted in amicable terms, at least? And this pairing isn't gonna be Bad because of associated memories
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
Those s u c k
https://kurocatworld.tumblr.com/post/182346274061/by-kkern-source-weibo
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
Don't worry! I've associated other pairings with us before and haven't soured to them at ALL
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
Alright sweet TabaRuko is a bit of an acquired taste, I've seen I personally like Kaoruko because she feels like a callout post directed at me specifically
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
lmao But yeah, she was a princess type, and she was 3 inches taller than me and definitely requested I pick her up at least a couple times regardless of that
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
lul
https://twitter.com/eithalos/status/1130187537207533568
I think it's worth remembering Kaoruko is shorter than Karen Futaba is just tiny
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
How tall are they?
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
IIRC Futaba is 4'9 and Kaoruko is 4'11
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
OH DANG That IS tiny
Ghost of the Revue Planet05/22/2019
No way, Karouko has to be over 5’
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
Wait hold on Mahiru is 5'3 not 5'1 So futaba is 4'11 and Kaoruko is 5'0 or so
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
That's still pretty tiny, I am not that tiny
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
(we only know mahiru's height and have to estimate the rest based on that)
Ghost of the Revue Planet05/22/2019
She Very Smol Babby
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
More like, my ex was a taller princess Why ARE you hiding?
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MegaZapRat05/22/2019
wait, why do we only know Mahirus height
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
[answer to Mega censored from me] kaoruko......... shy 
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
I am intrigued about why a height answer is a spoiler, but I will RESIST
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
lmao
Ghost of the Revue Planet05/22/2019
Also her little :Y is too cute
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
:I
she babey
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
Emotion: Oh no! Teacher breaking us UP?!?!?!???
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Oh my GOD I was right, but not dramatic enough
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BABY Dramatic baby Oh, you've heard that, have you?
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
smooth as fuck
Ghost of the Revue Planet05/22/2019
Again, Takarazuka system.
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
Sidenote: I closed the anime at this point, it's pretty obvious I'm not finishing Overture tonight, I'm too slow
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
You're actually going way faster than most people So no worries
Ghost of the Revue Planet05/22/2019
Yeah, some bloggers in Ali’s server have barely made it to this point months after they started. Some of them are still on Overture, too.
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
Holy crap
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
You are blazing through this
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
Futaba seems like a comfy-in-a-male-role type, but is she too short? If so, I'm prepared to relate tragic thoughts
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
She is, like 4'11
Piemanlives05/22/2019
Futaba is a good girl.
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
And height is extremely valued in 'zuka A good smol
Ghost of the Revue Planet05/22/2019
V good
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
I figured out that's PROBABLY why they were separated - they are both shorts Uuuu
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
they're so domestic
Ghost of the Revue Planet05/22/2019
Nice married couple
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
(My ex and I would have happily switched heights. We didn't theater together like this, but we cosplayed together, and we generally either had to be height reversed or personality reversed, and it bothered her lol) If this was around back then, we could have easily done these two, though We'd both be TALLER than them, but the difference would be pretty on poke
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I actually have a cosplay photo of my ex and I with a poke like this, but I am the pokee Ooh, is she forcing her to get along with their other classmates instead of 100% relying on her all the time?
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not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
suuuure uh-huh lol
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Oh no! She sick
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F
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
MARRIED
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
E N G A G E D
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
POODLE
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I caaaaalled it tooooo
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
god i love them i was feeling a bit iffy on them a few days ago but i change my mind they're good
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
She's like, literally doing like the thing where the romantic lead is on their deathbed and the other lead is like "I can't leave you like this!" "I'll always be by your side"
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If you are to succumb, it shall be my death as well Aww they cute
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Piemanlives05/22/2019
They're all good girls.
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
WHAAAAT
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
claudine PLEASE
Piemanlives05/22/2019
How French is Claudine you may ask?
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
what the hell is junna thinking
Piemanlives05/22/2019
"Wine cures anything" level of French.But as you can see, Claudine is a good girl.
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
I'LL ALSO DIE FOR HER
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OMFG remember that ex I've been talking about? SHE ALSO WATCHED ME IN MY SLEEP. One time she took a picture
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╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/487283860409942017.png?v=1
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not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
Beautiful AHAHA EXCELLENT
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LMAO
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This girl. Is SUCH flashbacks omg Like "excuse me, I am a soft, gentle, princess" she yells with a domineering attitude Like a really needy cat
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
god i'm glad you're enjoying them so much
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
I might have to stop for the moment, I've been going for uh....3 and a half hours Will see you next time on kat liveblogs revue
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
yeeeeeeeees Glad you enjoyed this! We can probably finish Overture next time
not that kat I AM MELON LORD KAT05/22/2019
Yeah, probably. I'm at 4/9, and I probably wouldn't leave off with one chapter left, even if I took the same amount of time (meaning I've read 4 out of 9 that are actually for reading before the anime, but obviously you know that)
╲⎝⧹⋞MͬAͤSͮTͧEͤR⋟⧸⎠╱05/22/2019
(ya)
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paulisweeabootrash · 5 years
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First Impression: Space Dandy
An earlier version of this post was published on Facebook on April 6, 2018.  It was the second of two posts, the other being Please Tell Me! Galko-Chan.
Refreshed and refilled with food and drink, I'm back already for more.
PAUL IS WEEABOO TRASH— DOUBLE DOUBLE EDITION; or,
Paul Reviews Two Things Based on Two Episodes Each (and a Martini)
FULL-ASSED EPISODE 7: Space Dandy (2014)
"Enough with this mass boob hysteria.  It's time to set things right.  It's time to give the ass the respect it deserves!"  So begins the voyage of James T. Kirk— er, I mean Zapp Brannigan— er, no, seriously, I mean SPACE DANDY.  He's a dandy guy.  In space.  Doing space adventures.  With his space crew.  He’s not really a “dandy” per se, since he’s hardly “refined”, but his name is Dandy.
Anyway.
Dandy makes a living as a space Pokémon trainer, by which I mean he wanders the galaxy (mostly at locations of Hooters-parody restaurant chain "Boobies") to kidnap aliens previously unknown to humanity and collect a reward for cataloguing them.  But then an intergalactic war catches up with him.  Or tries to, but he escapes through sheer dumb luck.  In the second episode, they resume their search for new aliens by tracking down the source of legendarily-delicious ramen from another dimension, narrowly escaping one side in the intergalactic war (the Gogol Empire, which is *totally* not Google although they try to use "Galaxy Street View" to find them) in the process.
It's a rambling and fun sci-fi comedy, which you all probably know is a combination of genres I love.  And the fact that Shinichiro Watanabe wrote and directed it is a good sign from the start.  (That's Shinichiro Watanabe of Cowboy Bebop; not to be confused with Shinichi (no "ro") Watanabe, director of Excel Saga, although I wouldn't be surprised to see his name on this either, especially considering that all of the characters die in the first episode.  Oh, was that a spoiler?  Don't worry, they all come back in episode 2 as if nothing happened.)
It seems so far like it's just going to be loosely-connected adventures of Dandy, QT, and Merowmreowreow (a cat-like Betelgeusian who Dandy calls "Meow" because he can't pronounce his name).  As much as that description — a human, a robot, and a Betelgeusian — suggests Arthur, Marvin, and Ford, the dynamic is much more like Zapp Brannigan, Kif, and... Fry, I guess?  QT is the exasperated straight man to Dandy's confident incompetence and success through sheer luck, while Meow so far seems to be a likable slob.  I will definitely keep on with this, and try to get my wife to watch it too*.  The only downside to this show so far is that I still like Futurama more and this makes me want to watch that.
Recommended if you like Futurama (obviously), Bravest Warriors, and/or, of course, Cowboy Bebop, although it's only barely like any of them in specific characterizations or plot points and definitely has its own feel.
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W/A/S Scores: 1/5/1
Weeb: Neither sci-fi-comedy nor space opera (as Wikipedia characterizes it) is a Japanese-specific genre, and nothing really left me going "huh?" or thinking other people would.  Honestly, the most Japanese thing I've noticed so far is the idea of ramen being available at actual restaurants instead of just in instant packets, which... well... as tempting as it is to say the Southwest isn't part of the US, it's available here, too.  Or maybe this is because I'm watching the dub, and they've successfully created Americanized jokes that work in context?
Ass: Come on.  Like I said, several scenes take place in a parody of Hooters called Boobies.  What do you think?
Shit: I LOVE THE WAY THIS SHOW LOOKS.  Exaggerated facial expressions!  Flowing movements!  Psychedelic visuals!  Non-humanoid aliens!  Totally absurd starship designs!  Plus, great background music and topical parodies, mainly of social media!  UPDATE ADDED WHEN EDITING THIS FOR TUMBLR REPOST: I’ve watched the first season and there’s like, character development and wild mood differences between episodes and escalating ridiculousness and a second season and aaaaaah this show is really good you guys, go watch it. ----- * Update: now she loves it too.
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