mass effect brainrot got me by the throat again. this is based on that one picture from blade runner or whatever😭
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Today is the best day of my life
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I want axl to be my sugar daddy
please finally some recognition for older axl because
NOW CMON HES STILL FINE
i also want him to be my sugar daddy
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One thing about me is that the instant the temp in Florida drops to 78, I put on my fall clothes.
🤪🥵🥴
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WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO STOP MAKING FUN OF JAKE’S GRAMMAR MISTAKES????????
leave that baby alone
i don’t care if he repeats the verse 60 times, i will still love it and i will shower him with praise and affection because he is the reason that we get to have greta van fleet.
now go sit in the corner and think about what you did.
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Every single one of my siblings knows that when it comes to their children, the answer is always yes. Every single one of them also uses this to their advantage shamelessly.
My brother just texted me (at 10pm) and was like, “Do you have a desk/nightstand lamp that you’re not using? It’s for my son.”
Did I have one? Yes.
Did I use it? Yes. Not every day, mind you, but it helps me see when I do paint-by-numbers.
Is it now in my brother’s possession to be given to my nephew? Also yes.
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I understand James Potter a lot.I,too,would do anything for Regulus Black.
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I’m fine and not at all jealous that I can’t watch the episode live
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“Your lip is bleeding.”
“Huh - wh - what?”
You whip your head to Renjun on your left, lingering stuttering over the fingers dancing down Jisung’s button-up shirt.
“Your lip,” Renjun repeats, this time pointing at your mouth.
“My …” You actually face Renjun now and touch your bottom lip, then notice the sting when the skin pulls apart. “Oh, yeah, sorry. It’s just so -“ You inhale sharply. “- hot - warm, right now. Just looking at everyone is making me sweat.”
“Sure.” Renjun nods. “I’m going to get some water. D’you want one?” You nod. “Okay, be right back.”
As you watch Renjun head into the kitchen, Jisung says your name, followed by an innocent honorific.
You hum back, not having heard him properly; you should probably pay attention more, since everyone is deciding where to have lunch.
“Is something on your mind?”
“Oh.” You lick your lips (then wince at the slit breaking further). “Yeah,” you answer slowly. You pull dig into your bag on the floor. “You, um, look hot - warm, Jisung,” you correct, again, halfway, digging the heel of your palm into your thigh. “I - I have a mini fan, if you want.” You bring it up, as a barrier between the two of you because he leaned forward.
“I’m okay,” he promises, then takes off his jacket and undoes a second button. “My shirt is light enough, I think.”
And he’s not wearing a tank top underneath either.
anyways .
normal I am: [normal]
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NICO CAMEO NEXT EP ????? nico is my favorite character in the riordanverse and i love him to death. like i swear i could RANT FOR HOURS about what an amazing character he is. he has so much depth and so many sides to him and he’s so beautifully written and as an author he’s literally the blueprint.
he could be perceived as morally gray which is my favorite part about him. it depends on the way you look at him (and whether or not you’ve read the sun and the star yet) from all angles he’s just so interesting.
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you so called “leftists” Zionists which is hilarious to me because I consider you dog shit fascists but hey that’s just my personal opinion you’re just trash hats to me so don’t take it to heart. But honestly literally just cope, seethe, and cry cause I don’t give a fuck you aren’t entitled to a Jewish ethno state you dumb fucks and I’m glad you’re finally coming to terms with the fact I’m not on your fucking side you absolute turds. Stop stealing people’s homes and killing them you’re not the victim. You’re a thief. If you wanted peace you’d want an end to the apartheid state by a right wing government who created the Hamas themselves. Israel literally did this to themselves.
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