across the spiderverse is so good that i still don’t feel like i’ve watched it. i need it beamed directly into my brain on loop for a week straight. my attention did not falter once for the entire 2.5 hour runtime and still i lie awake at night thinking about all the frames i missed by blinking. what the fuck man
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SOPHIE OKONEDO | Olivier Awards 2024
© Mike Marsland
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tommy: i’m rock solid mate, 2 and a half inches-
tubbo: we have fallen the FUCK out- two and a half inches is not impressive, you have a tiny fucking penis-
tommy: NO I DON’T! NO I DON’T! two and a half to three inches is huge!
tubbo: and the best thing about this, i know it’s real now! i know it’s real!
tommy: two and a half to three inches is massive, man!
tubbo: dude, no- you’ve brought it up multiple times, that is fucking tiny man.
tommy: it’s a lot, it’s a lot!
tubbo: that is upsetting, dude.
tommy: it’s a lot, it’s more about the motion really isn’t it-
tubbo: no, it’s- to an extent but at that tiny scale it’s really not.
tommy: just because i don’t have the tubbo nine inch schlock-
tubbo: what are you even saying right now?
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I went shopping yesterday for a new outfit and holy shit 🥹🖤 who is she because that can’t possibly be me!
Tonight my girls and I plan on walking into a strip club and asking for serving job. Think they’ll give it to me?
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castor making you squirt for the first time… lord have mercy
he’s been torturing you for hours. has you on a blanket in the fields of his dads ranch, head between your thighs and sucking on your clit as his big fingers stretch their way into your pussy.
you keep whining and begging him to stop. sobbing and pushing his head away but nothing will get him to stop. he’s a starved man and he won’t quit until his hunger has been satisfied.
“castor, im- im close.” you’d sob and try harder to push him away, this time your stomach feels funny. that coil in your stomach is tighter. “i-i feel f-funny~” you manage to choke out.
castor doesn’t pay any mind to what you say and continues on, his fingers speeding up and his tongue moving faster.
before you know it, you’ve squirted all over his face, juices covering his pretty lips and cute cheeks. you’d hide behind your hands all embarrassed and castor would chuckle at you.
“awww what’s wrong?” he coos “embarrassed that i made you squirt?” he would tease you so bad oml.
but he’d think it was really hot. like really hot. he’d sneak you into the backseat of one of his dad’s trucks during a family dinner and fuck you so hard you squirt on him there too.
then continue dinner as if he didn’t just have you sobbing and begging for him 5 minutes ago…
babe. oh my god.
i love you.
he totally would tease you
“yea? felt that good hm?”
ON JAMES’ RANCH YOURE KILLING ME 😵💫😵💫😵💫
i don’t even know what to say that’s so
omg.
i love thots like these
(keep sending them i beg of you 🤗)
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not to act like this is something worse but just to add to the already flaming dumpster fire - daniel dae kim is also a raging zionist & posted "I took this photo [photo of a dove painting] during a visit to Israel and the West Bank several years ago. Sadly, its message is even more resonant today. 💔" on facebook on october 9th last year. Vile fucking human being all around and it's wild how nobody repping the show has said anything about it
huh??? I just searched on twitter and absolutely nothing came up. this is sick.
also i don’t even know what this MEANS…
thanks for telling me. i wasn’t gonna watch it anyway but— more people should know about this
the things i’ve heard about this show… everyday it gets worse and worse
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