#i don't care if the world is about to end those curtains are brand fucking new'

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

a superhero who shows up to the Final Battle with a cat carrier because their pet sitter fell through

#'if i leave him home alone again i just know he's going to chew up the curtains #i don't care if the world is about to end those curtains are brand fucking new' #he gets bored when i'm gone all day. until we find a kitty daycare he's riding shotgun in the carrier #batman is always bringing his kids along why can't i bring one cat #he's better behaved than any of the Robins and even causes slightly less property damage