i’m happy for her..... Brisket......................
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i just got paid an absurd amount of real human dollars to watch an 8 hour fnaf lore video on stream...
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I saw a couple posts that mentioned that Riverdale ended in a poly situation, but I watched a video on it, and the ending season is even weirder than that?
Like, the final season starts with a witch sending everyone into a different universe where now the show takes place in the 50s, instead of the 2010s/2020s? She needed to do this because a comet was going to blow up Riverdale.
Everyone forgets about the original timeline except Jughead, who then later gets his memory erased. So the final season takes place in the 50s without any of the characters knowing about the previous seasons. It's effectively a different show but with the same actors. Then the witch shows up again and explains she had to destroy the multiverse to Save Time (which means all the Riverdale connected shows are now gone. Sabrina? Gone. Pretty Little Liars? Sorry, time witch blew it up), but she gives the cast the opportunity to remember the old timeline: which she does by showing them Riverdale.
You know, the 2017-2023 TV show. She shows THAT to the 1950s versions of the characters.
They decide to remember "only the good parts", not the whole thing.
Anyway the finale is mainly set after all the characters have died and is about the last one returning to Riverdale and having flashbacks to what happened after the show, and yeah, the Archie/Veronica/Betty/Jughead poly relationship did happen, but it was only for a year and then they all split up and went different ways and this is really only covered in like two sentences of flashbacks.
And psychopomp Jughead takes dying old!Betty to heaven and she gets there and all her old Riverdale friends are there, including Jughead, so that wasn't Jughead but... An angel shaped like Jughead? And that's where it ends.
I'm just saying. For a weird show, the finale was extra weird, but it's almost as weird that all Tumblr seems to have talked about was "OMG POLY ARCHIE/BETTY/VERONICA" even though that was like a 20 second clip in the middle of the whole episode.
But yeah. Queer polycule in the 50s. Nothing weird about that. Especially not compared to the rest of the weirdness that is 1. Riverdale 2. The final season 3. The finale.
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In honor of me having to see more stupid discourse about cookies on my dashboard, have a meme.
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Tumblr got me so good, that if I ever got a chance to play COD I'd be very disappointed and confused that it has nothing to do with hot dudes getting it on.
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If my friend hadn't told me about the Hbomberguy video on Somerton before I saw it blow up here, I'd think everyone was doing another Goncharov.
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Guys, I have the last 35 minutes of the lost Slimecicle stream!
(Heads up: it's on my alt YouTube account, Androgynous Enby)
I’m also manually adding subtitles to the video (since it’s illegible to the auto generator and I presume a lot of people), but it’s taking a while. The first 3 minutes currently have subtitles and the rest will be out soon!
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can we talk about the katniss/lucy gray parallels (or lack thereof) for a sec?
they're superficially the same, because of the things we talk about all the time: they're both female victors from 12. there are things that come with that culture and background -- the mockingjay, the plants, the songs. those similarities aren't so much between them as people, as individuals -- they're born of coming from the same culture. the most significant thing they share is their resilience; their spirit of resistance and rebellion. their defiance.
but really, all those things they share, only serve to demonstrate just how different they are as individuals (because personality is different from upbringing or values).
we parallel their sarcastic bows, but they're so so different. lucy gray is a performer mockingly curtseying and saying "kiss my ass", where katniss is a hunter who doesn't have time for this society bullcrap.
they both sing the hanging tree, but as i've ranted about, their renditions show how different they are: lucy gray, again, a performer with a spirit unbroken, loud and charming and sassing right to the capitol's face, daring them to defy her, daring them to look away. katniss, again, a hunter, quiet but unyielding, sparking rebellion under the capitol's nose.
they both won their games, but in such different ways. lucy gray charmed the snakes (both literal and in the form of one coriolanus snow), while katniss threw down with weaponry.
lucy gray said look at me, care about me. katniss said fight for me, fight with me.
and so what we see is that they are not at all the same person, but that's what's so important. because it's not just one person or one type of person that puts their foot down and rebels. we don't need a specific kind of Chosen One to light the spark -- anyone can.
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