#i don't even know man

[mostlikelytofangirl]

Welcome to "So you have acquired a murder meowmeow" Introductory manual 101

What is an appropriate reaction?

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #allyao #meng yao #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #lan xichen #wen ruohan #jiang cheng #su minshan #xue yang #I don't even know man #my allyao agenda has been particularly active recently #I could have produced an actual decent pic after months of no art #but brain wanted shitpost so here we are #me calls this art

[ogurizz]

here, have a sad pickle. as a treat.

#metalocalypse #pickles the drummer #snakes n barrels #my art #i don't even know man

[valkyriellis]

Silly question, are you attracted to Jerma I'm just curious?

LOL ig it depends on how you define the word. Definitely not in the typical/expected way, I don't think. For example I wouldn't ever want to actually meet Jerma IRL.. beyond like a 10 second selfie or autograph fan interaction type thing at least.

Mostly just cause I can't really form that kind of real attachment to a person unless I actually know them, and none of us really KNOW Jeremy. Just jerma985. That's a whole stranger!!

But I'm very much attracted to watching jerma content and drawing his likeness :)

#this is just me #I'm ace and believe there's all different kinds of attraction #in this case.. Yes to all except romantic/sexual #mostly aesthetically and uhh? for the funnies #and a secret third thing #i don't even know man #kinda yappin but it's a fair question when you look at what I've been doing for the past year straight....... #just know it's the autism and not like . serial killer behavior #I hope it doesn't come across that way I have a very obsessive personality #but I try to keep it healthy ! 😁

[ichangemyusertoomuch]

I DREW THEM! tenmissy is my new passion in life x

it's actually criminal how little fanfiction/art/general content that they get together, like, this is such a good base for chaotic storylines.

anyways, I rly thought I ate with this, but now I'm realizing his legs are entirely too long and his shoes are closer to us then missy's. *facepalms* oh wellllll :)

#tenmissy #tenth doctor #doctor who #the doctor drawing #doctor who drawing #drawing #missy doctor who #missy #this is consuming my thoughttsss #missy!master #10th doctor #doctor who fanart #fanart #am i tagging this right #i don't even know man #:)

[langernameohnebedeutung]

"Tough news for the Gävlebocken: The birds will come back next Christmas" (On Prometheus Bound, Peter Paul Rubens)

#headlines #I don't even know man #swedish stuff #gävlebocken

[acewithapaintbrush]

@ramblesanddragons made a post about how Bruno would look into the future and see Star Wars and stuff and how he would love the Mars Rover and then I started thinking if he might rant about those things when sick and then this madness happened. It completely got away from me, especially in the end, I'm so sorry. This doubles as a get well soon story for you @ramblesanddragons hope you feel better soon

🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

"Tio Bruno? Everything alright?" 

Mirabel's question, although uttered silently as to not attract too much attention, has - of course - attracted the attention of the entire family. 

'Because they are busybodies, every single one of them,' Mirabel thinks with fond exasperation, conveniently ignoring the fact that she is just as bad. 

Hence, her question. 

But honestly, Bruno looks… bad. Not 'straight out of the walls malnourished'-bad, but bad enough. He does his best to act like everything is fine, but Mirabel sits next to him at the breakfast table and she can see the sheen of sweat on his brow and the red tint to his cheeks. 

Her tio blinks at her owlishly, a vacant look in his eyes. "Huh?" 

"Are you alright?" Mirabel doesn't bother keeping her voice down. The whole family is more or less openly staring by now. 

Bruno blinks some more and then waves his hand dismissively. "Ah sure, sure. Of course. Just a bit of a headache and I stubbed my toe. The force has forsaken me today." 

Mirabel blinks. Bruno owlishly blinks back. 

"The… the what now?" 

Bruno shrugs and tries to put some butter on his knife, but somehow he can't seem to make it stick. "Miercoles. I wish I had a lightsaber right now. Would cut through this butter like… butter. Heh." 

"Uh-" 

"Luke's lightsaber. I like his color best."

"What are you-?" 

Pepa and Julieta groan and get up from their seats. Julieta gives her brother a quick kiss on the forehead (announcing "yep, a fever" to the gathered crowd) and then hurries to the kitchen to make him some healing soup. Pepa takes the knife out of Bruno's hand and butters his bread for him. 

"Don't worry about it, kids. When your uncle has a fever he sometimes talks about some weird stuff he's seen in the future." 

"It's not weird." Bruno mutters,nibbling his now buttered toast. "It's the war among the stars." He turns to Antonio sitting on his other side and pats his head. "The force is strong in you, young padawan. I can feel it." 

Antonio has no idea what that means, but he beams anyway. "Thanks Tio." 

"Wait wait wait?" Camilo leans forward. "There is gonna be a war among the stars?" 

Pepa tries to shush him, but it's too late. Bruno is already getting to his feet. He wobbles a little but keeps his balance by putting his hand on top of Mirabel's head. The girl is too perplexed to argue. "In a galaxy, far away! It's a period of civil war and the spaceships -" 

"Spaceships???" 

"Enough." Pepa snaps. "It's the fever talking. There is no war in space. And I don't think there will be, it's just your uncle talking nonsense. We can't go up to space." 

"We so will. We will be all over the place." Bruno disagrees. He lights up. "Like Opportunity! Opportunity will be up there." He lifts his head to look at the ceiling and to the horror of all but Pepa, who merely sighs, he starts to cry. "Oh Opportunity! Far away from home, but so brave. Oh, such a brave, little rover. You did good. You did really good. Everyone loved you. Will love you. Will have… Will have been lo-... Will have to have love-?" 

"Okay, he's messing up his tenses. That's our cue to get you to bed." Pepa interrupts his confused ramblings. "Tell Juli to bring the soup to his room." 

She takes her brother's arm to lead him away. Dolores gets up and walks up to them. "Do you need help, Mama? Should I cancel my date with Mariano?" 

Bruno stops and takes Dolores' face between his two hands. 

"No! Don't you dare! That's a good himbo you got there. The best. The perfect blend of hunk, jock and decent man. Don't you let him get away, Queen!" 

Pepa looks so done as she pulls him away. "Come on Bruno, there is some nice soup with your name on it waiting for you." 

They disappear around a corner but the kids can still hear some of their conversation. 

"Aw, that sounds fab af. Shut up and take my money, sis!"

"I have no idea what that means, hermanito." 

The kids all stare at each other in various states of bafflement, worry and confusion. 

"What is a himbo?" Dolores breaks the silence. "Is that… Is that something good?" 

"I'm sure it is." Agustin reassures her. "But maybe don't ask what it means either?" 

"Why?" 

"Well… once during a fever Bruno told me that the women of the future would consider me a dilf. I asked him what that meant and he wouldn't tell me but then Juli kinda forced him to tell her but then she refused to tell me! But every now and then she will look at me and whisper that word and just… giggle."

Felix pats his shoulder with an understanding air around him and all present get the distinct impression that he has a similar story to tell. 

The grandkids all exchange looks and silently agree, there and then, to never ask. 

#encanto #encanto fanfic #bruno madrigal #Encanto drabble #I don't even know man #I'm so sorry about that ending but I couldn't NOT! #surely you understand #Sick Bruno Madrigal

[ssstrawberryflowers]

playing around with flat brushes

at some point i'd just like to start creating something cooler or more meaningful than all this silly stuff i've been making but brain is exhausted from my own thoughts so that'll have to wait a little while

i'll be taking a self inflicted therapeutic break from most stuff including social media very soon, and so for a little while, so i guess it's hiatus time? idk i'll just be away starting next tuesday lol

bonus stupid comic below

in any case, take care!!!

it's a stupid stream of consciousness thingy, i just write my feelings about how certain fictional characters feel about themselves and their stories lol

no alt for these, sorry

the little girl is Lily from Ender Lilies: Quietus of the Knights (pretty neat metroidvania)

#gabriel ultrakill #suggestive #ultrakill #fan art #gabv1el #my art #mine #i don't even know man #i do feel somewhat frustarted at myself for not being able to draw more thoughtful stuff #mrgrgr #i am worrying about things i shouldn't be worrying about right now #me needs break me needs break

[becdecorbin]

here's some soothing scenery to rest your eyes on.

#arts #body horror #gore #fleshscape #i don't even know man #horror #dark art #macabre #surreal #hi I just pored through the Mystery Flesh Pit blog and I was inspired

[fully-caulked-wagon]

Yet another crossover for literally no one other than me (the previous two were Wayside School and, of all things, League of Super Evil - hell, I started a Grojband one as well, but that one's ways-away from ever being done).

#i don't even know man #i watched this one adventure time animation and jake's face reminded me of kwazii #then BOOM idea #one piece #op #my art #one piece doodles #one piece art #octonauts #post timeskip #luffy #monkey d luffy #kwazii #kwazii octonauts #zoro #roronoa zoro #nami #cat burglar nami #sanji #blackleg sanji #robin #cause she was mentioned #mostly just had nami and sanji specifically questioning their lives cause'a when luffy recruited brook #yknow what #fuck it #minor zosanami #or whatever the fuck the ship name is #sanazo #idfk #it is gen though

[qqueenofhades]

So, someone found an exploit and breached the USA no fly list; and now they've found more classified shit at Pence's house. Thoughts on this year's madness so far?

#anonymous #ask #politics for ts #i don't even know man #i cut out even lurking on twitter and i gotta tell you #not interfacing with the elon daily nonsense poopoo machine at all is Nice #but yes oprah sums up my feelings here nicely lmao

[pastafossa]

Just had a very bizarre convo with the Impasta in their message box in which they repeatedly denied being the impasta and dodged any answering of why they thought stealing was ok. And what became very clear were three things:

1. Yes, they know they’re stealing, and they admitted it. Yes, they knows it’s wrong, which they also admitted. However, they refused to answer my question of why they did it anyway, though I imagine we know the reason.

2. The pressure from ya’ll (thank you SO, SO much!) is absolutely what makes them fold when they’re discovered - it’s all of you that are helping. Because while they ‘apologized’ for lifting a dialogue line (while also claiming the honey tin is puuuuure coincidence despite admitting they read TRT), they kept dodging my question of ‘so why did you steal’ with ‘but I’m not this person and all these people think I AM’ and basically playing victim in some bizarre attempt to get me to tell ya’ll ‘HEY guys, so it turns out this person’s a completely different plagiarist, so stop messaging them!’ Like, yeah nah, we’d all be just as pissed if this was your first strike.

3. Like a lot of compulsive liars, this person is absolutely devoted to maintaining the charade. Which confirms for me that if they reappear in the future, there’s no point in expecting answers. The only thing that’ll work is pressure to take their shit down.

Once more, the impasta has, predictably, deleted both their AO3 account and their tumblr (though I have screenshots of their blog and of my convo with them, so that’s something). Thank you to EVERYONE who applied pressure because it is absolutely what made them fold, and they very much wanted me to tell everyone to Hey Guys Don’t Be Angry It’s Just Plagiarism 2.0. You’re my absolute fucking HEROES.

We’ll have to see if third time’s the charm!  

#fanfic plagiarism #on the plagiarist #i don't even know man #for what it's worth i've had to deal with plagiarists and compulsive liars like this in other groups #as admin and such and they ALWAYS talk like this #plagiarist bingo basically #but it answered a few of my questions and i got to learn #about what makes them take their fic down

[summoner-starlight]

Sometimes I make really specific memes with my partners. Here's a few in case you might want them, idk?

#memes #untitled goose game #b99 #arknights #waluigi #i don't even know man

[shower-racoon]

STOP THROWING CAR BATTERIES AT ME

sorry, I thought you were a car

#I don't even know man

[artistic-argonian]

So I did another bunch of sketches of the boi because I've still got brainrot and saw a scene from the show where he wore this outfit. It takes little convincing for me to draw people in suits. Next character I draw from this series will probably be Peter, but that probably won't be for a while (I just had to draw this while the idea was in my head, dammit!)

#earthworm jim #digital art #procreate #i don't even know man #inspiration is weird sometimes

[greetings-from-the-void]

My theory about how the Hollow Knight was chosen is actually that the Pale King just picked the first Vessel that made it to the top of the Abyss which *didn't glow*.

Basically the logic is that the fusion of Void and God is not, like, an exact science. Most vessels probably ended up with too little or too much Void, both of which would disqualify them from becoming the Hollow Knight. Too much Void and the Vessel is unstable, too little and it isn't "hollowed out" enough. So how does the Pale King tell if a Vessel has the proper distribution of God to Void?

Too much Void: The Vessel is unstable and can't get to the top of the Abyss with their shell intact. They either fall and break or just break because of how little God there is in them. So if it gets to the top with its shell intact it's almost certainly not too much Void.

Too little Void: OK, hear me out here. Pale beings glow. Both the Pale King and the White Lady emit light. Theoretically, their shared children should probably also glow at least a bit, right? But the Hollow Knight in the Birthplace scene doesn't glow. Which is why I think that the way to tell if a Vessel has too little Void is to see if it glows. The less Void, the more God, the more chance of glow. So when a Vessel made it to the top, the Pale King would probably see if it glowed or not easily in the dark and if it did he'd yeet it back down.

The Hollow Knight was probably just the first Vessel to both make it up in one piece and not glow, so the Pale King figured the God:Void distribution was probably right, took Hollow and left the rest without checking if there might be others who qualify since he only needed one.

#Hollow Knight #Hollow Knight theory #I don't even know man #This theory does kinda suggest that Ghost has too much God since it glows (if you don't take that as just game mechanics) #But then I guess it made up for that by uniting all the Void behind it instead or something

[theminecraftbee]

HOW WE FEELING ABOUT THE QUARTET WITH THE NO CHILDREN SONG NOW. BECAUSE *MY GOD*

i hope we die... i hope we both die........... sob,

#answered #double life spoilers #I DON'T EVEN KNOW MAN