#i don't even know where this came from

[ivorysodapop]

Dogreus, Idk

#ty Rizo for the sword dog thing #I don't even know where this came from #btw I am replaying Hades #digital #hades game #zagreus

[startanewdream]

"Harry... and Ginny."

A happy squeal. "Yes."

"Ginny and Harry."

"Yes."

"My best friend and—"

"Your best sister." The giggle turns into a snort, but Hermione is past caring. She was right, despite Harry's throw away comments and Ginny's insistence that they were just friends—Hermione had seen that from afar.

And, yes, she is also happy for them.

Ron blinks. "Did you know?"

"That Harry was going to come here, Ginny would jump into his arms, and they would snog in front of everyone? Well, no. But that they had feelings for each other... it was obvious."

"It bloody wasn't—a guy has no warning—why didn't you tell me?"

"Because you turn a Welsh Dragon whenever you think someone might fancy your sister."

Ron's ears turn pink. "Well, I'm her big brother, someone needs to—but anyway, it's Harry. He wouldn't, you know—"

"Mistreat Ginny?" She smirks. "I'm pretty sure Harry is treating her very well right now."

"No, stop it, I don't want—seeing once was more than enough—"

"I don't think you only see it once."

"Ugh—why are you being mean?"

She sobers up. "I'm not." She pulls him close to the table with drinks, urging Ron to accept a butterbeer. "I just think you should prepare yourself. And I know Harry, he was nervous around you as it was."

"Me? Why?"

"Ron... you are 'her big brother'. Welsh Dragon? Almost jinxed Dean?"

"It was Dean. He wasn't good enough."

"Oh, keep talking like that and it's Ginny who you should worry about, not Harry."

"Even Ginny agrees that Dean is a git now."

"The only thing Ginny agrees with is that you have no business in her romantic life—right? You are not giving Harry the older brother talk, are you?"

"I will?" His eyes widen. "Oh, Merlin's butt, I should, shouldn't I? It's Harry—"

"Your best friend, exactly! Don't give him a hard time—Harry's had a crush on Ginny for ages now—"

"I won't give him a hard time." Ron frowns. "I may have been blind to Harry crushing on my sister, but I saw how they looked."

"And how it was?"

"Happy," says Ron simply. "Ginny is that bright spot of sunshine when she wants, okay, nothing unusual, but Harry—he was beaming. I never saw him like that, not on his first Quidditch match, nor when Gryffindor won the cup. It was almost weird."

Hermione sighs. "Yeah... After everything—I am so thrilled for them."

"Me too," he agrees, then Ron blinks. "Me too." He coughs. "That's not to say I am not going to have a little talk with Harry—"

"Ron..."

"But away from Ginny's ears. Just in case."

She grins. "Smart."

(a prequel to this)

#hbp missing moment #i don't even know where this came from #Hinny

[hisuianserperior]

I know I've spent too much time on the internet reading fanfiction when one of my first thoughts after watching the Ramshackle pilot is "What if Jason Todd took in these kids?". Like I'm just imagining The Red Hood seeing these scrappy kids who give zero fucks and somehow get into situations as weird as his when he's a freaking vigilante and just going "These are mine now" like the bat adoption is genetic

#ramshackle #ramshackle vinnie #ramshackle stone #ramshackle skipp #jason todd #red hood #the red hood #i don't even know where this came from #but it's amusing

[justheretoship]

Sometimes I wonder whether Charles and Max are aware of what the other is saying in interviews about their rivalry... They're both praising each other after every new race, defining their battles as the best even though they both faced 4 and 7 times world champions... Do they know what the other says? Do they just do it unconsciously, being completely honest, without caring whether the other thinks the same or not? Gosh I wish at least one interviewer would start by saying "your rival said very good thing about you". Imagine if they actually had no idea, imagine how happy that would make both of them. I can already picture their big smiles at the revelation...

I'll stop the daydreaming now, I'm already amazed that we're having all of this after 2 years of basically nothing, bless ✌️

#charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #ramblings #i don't even know where this came from

[overly-distressed-mouse]

Guys help I can't stop doing bad impressions of John Mulaney

#I don't even know where this came from #Anytime anything happens ever I just end up going “woah- woah 👐 woah. woah 🤚 ....woah.” #Which seems to spiral into the horse loose in a hospital bit #john mulaney #john mulaney quotes

[honeylemonbutte]

Harbinger: Babe, you’re short?! Just like me! You’re so cute. Just like me!

Iina: (oh no, she’s weird)

Harbinger: Saintess, you want to blow this joint and see the world with me?  Cassiar says he wants to take me and Shian on something called a rolling coaster. Rolled coaster? Whatever, he says it goes fast.

Iina: (oh no, she’s stupid)

Harbinger: I’ll take that as a yes. Great! We gotta go by Templar HQ first though. Gotta punch the former Knight-Commander in the face.

Iina: (oh no, she’s hot)

@fell-star-if​

#help i'm drawing #I don't even know where this came from #fell star if #Iina has not said anything this whole time so harbinger has just been talking non-stop #this is how you romance someone right #the feminine urge to draw characters in or around circles

[steadfastspeed]

bored at work and thinking about my off and on replay of sonic adventure 2, so here have sonic's thoughts on g.u.n.

short version? he really does not like them.

long version? he really does not like them, to the point where he's actually kind of unnerved by them. i mean, it goes without saying that sonic is not a huge fan of militaries in general, but g.u.n. takes it to another level. they rapidly approach eggman levels of dislike on sonic's part, to the point where i think he actually prefers eggman- at least foiling world domination plots is fun.

like... not only did they scapegoat sonic for the chaos emerald theft to cover up shadow's existence ( that's the interpretation i'm going with, anyways ) but they showed zero concern for civilian safety while chasing him down. i mean, sonic can accidentally crash into cars in city escape, sure, but i imagine you can complete the intro section without bumping into one if you're good enough. i am not, lmao.

the g.u.n. truck? there is no way cars weren't flying everywhere. there's no way people were not hurt or killed in that chase! and if the truck was anything like the generations version of it, they came at him with buzzsaws! even if the generations version is simply sonic misremembering the truck as worse than it was, what does it say about what he lived through that moment? considering it took that much to corner and shuttle him off to prison island to begin with, what the hell did they do to arrest him the first time?

then there's the raid on the ark. sonic was disturbed when he heard gerald's final message the first time, but he was able to put it aside fairly easily in order to save the day. in shadow's game, the disturbance comes back in full force when he learns just how old maria was when she was killed; sees that message for shadow from the robotnik family. they killed a child. they didn't just subdue her or give her the option to stand aside, they straight up opened fire on a kid. and he learns this after spending the whole game begrudgingly working alongside them to stave off the black arms. ( and he refuses to spend more time around them than he has to in the first place. he only shows up to back up diablon because he knows he's really the only one capable of going toe to toe with shadow. )

it can be surmised, therefore, that should he ever learn about shadow working for them ( not that that's canon anymore, if i'm remembering correctly, but like- if any shadows out there kept that ) it kind of makes sonic bristle in that protective way. he's not about to tell shadow what to do, of course; if shadow's willing to give g.u.n. a chance, there is nothing sonic can say or do about it no matter how much he dislikes it. it's shadow's life and after all he's been through, he deserves to do whatever the hell he wants within reason. but... he, well, not quite worries, yet it's in the corner of his mind anyways. he considers shadow a friend, and should he find out about any mistreatment of his friend, he absolutely will go to bat for him. this does extend to rouge and maybe omega as well, but like... ( gestures at shadow's everything. )

as a result, sonic tends to visit the united federation way less than other nations on his travels. which is a shame, because he really does love station square and wants to see how it looks rebuilt!

#✪ » 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐨 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭! ( ooc ) #✪ » 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝! ( headcanon ) #i don't even know where this came from #brain just went 'you're bored time to think about gun' and here we are #i need to get back to my sa2 replay but cries in security hall #soon.......

[ckneal]

There are times when I will try to come up with story ideas, but instead only come up with images. And right now that image is Michael on his way home from a night out drinking with Adam and the Ghoul, who both wildly overestimated their tolerance to the point that Michael not only had to wrangle them out of the bar at the end of the night, but also has to carry them. Adam is being cradled in one arm, in what would have been a bridal style hold, but Michael was only able to put one arm into it, because the other had to go toward keeping the Ghoul steady---the Ghoul having originally been put over Michael’s shoulder like a sack of potatoes, but then the Ghoul wiggled himself into a sitting position on Michael’s shoulders, not unlike what one would see a toddler doing, but of course, it’s a full grown man. 

The Ghoul is not-so-quietly whispering to Adam, “It’s like we weigh nothing to him.”

And Adam, in a voice indicating an unusual level of satisfaction at the idea, is answering, “He could crush the entire world on request. 💖” 

#i don't even know where this came from #midamoul #my thoughts

[vampirewhohuntsvampires]

If I could walk through different dimensions like a casual morning day stroll, it'd fix me. To see all the alternate versions of me, living their lives, and sure maybe I could be focused on what the different mes have but I'd like to see if I'm still friends with some people. Maybe how the world made room for us despite it all or the new people that I wouldn't have ever met. The kind of meals you make together and the bread we break, if it's bread at all. Why can't I be a visitor in worlds kinder or crueler than mine, learn a few lessons, share a few laughs. I can appreciate the pebbles and the river that flows ontop of it.

#If the gods loved me I'd be able to do this i think #I like learning #Id like to wander and bring back new information. #Honestly #I don't even know where this came from #I just had a moment but i still say it regardless #I wanna get lost in the sands of time and the infinite sea that is space. I want to come back changed #Even if everyone else stays the same

[sugarlywhispers]

the sudden thought of bakugou katsuki sending an audio to his s/o while at the gym, where he speaks IN BETWEEN GASPS AND GRUNTS AND EVEN GROWLS BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT OF WEIGHT HE'S LIFTING WHILE ALSO TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE FOR DINNER AND SUGGESTING MEALS OR PLEACES TO GO IF YOU WANT AND THEN HE SAYS, "Ugh... whatever you... mmh... want, baby, it's yours..." AND HE EXHALES FUCKING SEXILY AS THE SOUND OF THE WEIGHT DROPPING IS HEARD.

— I'M DYING HELP.

#DON'T @ ME #I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM #I EVEN HATE WHEN MEN DO ALL THOSE SOUNDS AT THE GYM #BUT THEN... #BAKUGOU KATSUKI #AND THE THOUGHT WAS: FUCK YEAH HE WOULD DEF SOUND SO FREAKING SEXYYYYYY #okay ill stop now goodnight #mha fanfiction #bnha fanfiction #mha bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugou x reader #bnha bakugou katsuki #bakugou x reader #mha smut #bnha smut #mha imagines #mha headcanons #mha scenarios #bnha scenarios #bnha imagines #mha bakugo katsuki

[qhazomb]

hit with feelings of despair out of nowhere

#not crying yet but god do i feel it coming on #i don't even know where this came from #i'm just really really distraught all of the sudden

[gloomysoup]

i was just going thru some notes i have for brainstorming purposes and came across something i forgot ab

picture it w me, if you will:

no upside down modern au, alpha!eddie/omega!steve (bc apparently that's where my brain always goes)

steve is drunk at a party and either billy or tommy (also drunk) takes advantage of him. he ends up pregnant, kicked out, b/t wants nothing to do w any of it. steve's mom (bc we appreciate one good parent in this house) sends him money every month in exchange for pictures and updates of child w/o his dad's knowledge.

eddie meet him at some kind of organization event for underprivileged kids that he volunteers at bc he was that kid and knows how important they are. at first, he thinks steve is another volunteer & is absolutely enamored by him. but once he sees steve's kid run up to him, he decides to back off bc he assumes this means steve is in a relationship. he keeps seeing steve around and silently pines the whole time bc he's accepted that he'll never have him.

until eddie is at the library, hosting d&d. the party joins a few campaigns, and he gets to know them a little. he likes them, they're good kids (teenagers, technically). one day steve brings his toddler to the library bc they like to look thru the picture books on steve's days off. he also knows that the party goes to d&d that day and wants to say hi. when he leaves, eddie asks the party if they know him, and they explain that steve used to babysit them and drove them around a lot when they were in middle school. he uses this as an in w steve, resolved to just talk to him once and maybe be his friend.

he asks ab the kid's other parent simply for small talk purposes, wondering what they're like and why eddie's never seen them around. steve explains that he's a single parent; the kid's father was an asshole that didn't want to face the consequences of his actions.

cue eddie desperately doing everything possible to impress this child so he can prove to steve just how serious he is ab being w them. i like the think of it in the same vein as your moms new boyfriend trying to make you like him, even tho you already do and there's no need for him to try That Hard. but much more ridiculous and dramatic in true eddie munson fashion.

#i don't know what this is or where the idea came from but here it is #i swear i don't only write omegaverse #would you believe me if i said the first time i've even attempted it was in like may? #this idea is slightly ridiculous but what are you gonna do #eddie gives major mom's new boyfriend vibes in this one fr #the child actually loves eddie from the start and is constantly asking steve when he's coming over #child also asks eddie if he's gonna marry steve #(eddie almost cries when this happens) #steddie #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steve x eddie #omegaverse steddie #alpha eddie munson #omega steve harrington #the party #omega!steve #alpha!eddie

[jeysuso]

#cocaine, side-boob, choke her with a sea-view🎶

#stedit #strangerthingsedit #steveharringtonedit #steve harrington #joe keery #stranger things #tvstrangerthings #* #i don't even have an excuse anymore #i am just a Mess #but the VEINS #this man has veins everywhere #i wonder if he--[more gunshots] [sniper rifle shot] [molotov explosion] #also i know what you're all thinking #tez why isn't the bottle holding scene in this #WELL person who probably didn't ask that scene is dark as fuck #and it came out looking SHIT #and i got so mad i just banished it from the set #shout out to harry styles for letting me use his song xoxox #also don't even TALK to me about that one where he's covered in blood #DON'T #mine #mine*

[azaracyy]

a lesson on good karma digimon survive week 2024 day 4: supporting characters

#digimon #gomamon #digimon survive #survive week #survive week 2024 #rambling ahead. you don't have to read the tags beyond bc there's nothing that important tbh... you can just look at the art... #exhausted from being out and doing housework yesterday. then got a last-minute job with very urgent deadline today #finished everything but yeah basically i did anything but art so #irl do be like that aint it #anyway it's been a long time since i played survive and my memory isn't that good #but i always remember the part where we had to protect the gomamon #and later they showed us a path via the dam allowing the team to continue exploring #it reminded me of just how important it is to be nice and do good things whenever and wherever possible #and be mindful with the not-so-good things you do and say #be it good or bad. karma is real even if you don't know when it will get back at you #and you know in visual novel settings. whatever choice you make really determines what happens later on #yeah believe it or not i end up thinking stuff like that by helping a bunch of adorable seal mons... #mmm i'm officially behind now so i might as well take my time while also rest a bit haha ;; #this week has been fun with survive week tho fr. even though i came in unprepared (when will i change) #gotta keep surviving #png

[castielsprostate]

if god can jerk off on his period so can you

#don't even ask actually i don't know where this came from #sjonnie.text #mdni #text post

[natelia-aldelliz]

"зайчик, we have a problem" Nikolai says, opening Price's office's door.

The Captain sighs and doesn't lift his head, focused on trying to decipher the last report from Soap and Roach. Never again he sends them out together, he swears to himself. Not without a chaperone.

"Are we at war?"

"Eh," Nik hesitates, making Price frown and finally lift his head to look at the man.

He has a child in his arms. A black kid, barely more than a toddler. "What the - Nik, who's that?"

"Ah, this is part of the problem," Nik says with his heavy accent, sending a smile towards Price. "Say hi to Cap, Kyle."

The child frowns at him, buries his head shyly in Nik's shoulder and mutters a little 'hi' from his hiding space. Price doesn't understand.

"Uh, hi?" he says back, sending a confused look towards his lover.

"It's Gaz," Nik explains. "Like I've said, we have a situation."

A 'situation' is a bit of an understatement, in Price's eyes. He's surrounded by toddlers, his chain of command decimated, with no explanation and no solution. And if he thought they were a handful as adults, well they're worse as children.

Even Gaz got over his initial shyness and is running around, screeching with Soap. The only one who's calm is Simon. But it's not for a good reason, and it breaks his heart to see him almost cowering in the corner, panicked at the idea of not being home and his father being angry at him for that.

"Psst," a little voice interrupts his thoughts, accompanied by taps on his knee. He looks down at Roach, who's staring at him with a grin. Oh god, what now.

"Yeah?" he asks, fearing the worse.

"I caught a bug," Roach whispers like a secret.

Price looks down at his empty hands and feels the dread rising in him. "That's uh, that's nice, did you want to show it to me?"

Roach shakes his head. "I can't," he keeps on whispering. "I ate it."

Oh god.

The child looks so fucking proud of himself too. Price is lost. If he had wanted children, he would have had them, honestly. Apart from his sexuality and work overload, nothing kept him from just going out there and making a baby with someone. The thing is, he never wanted kids. He has no idea what to do!

"I'm gonna bite him," Roach whispers again, pointing towards Simon.

This is a nightmare, he thinks as he looks at the child making his way towards the poor unsuspecting kid. Soap has started climbing him like a mountain, claiming to Gaz that there's a treasure at the top, encouraging him to start climbing his arm as well.

And Nik is just taking pictures. If he wasn't the only one here that had some idea of what to do, he'd have strangled him.

Soap suddenly stops moving, sitting on his shoulder with his arms on top of his head, and Price barely catches him as he falls, sound asleep, and Gaz starts crying that he doesn't want nap time.

Suddenly he regrets complaining about that report. He'd take a hundred of them over this right now.

#cod mw2 #captain john price #cod nikolai #kyle gaz garrick #gary roach sanderson #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #nikprice #toddlers 141 au #price just doesn't trust himself with small children #he does have a very good paternal instinct - as seen with them as adults - but he thinks children are easily breakable and that scares him #he'll get the hang of it eventually after the shock recedes #and then like a week later they wake up as adults again like nothing happened #i have no other idea beyond that - i don't even know where it came from #the thought process was 'proof-reading ch 5 of werewolf au fic' → 'i'm hungry' → 'what about baby 141 and dadprice'