#i don't understand either)

[somedudenamedanthony]

I wanted to fuck him so bad when I was a kid you wouldn't understand

#I don't understand either #Midgel #3-2-1 Penguins!

[dragonsandtoast]

Fanning my teeth to cool down the cold ice cream I just ate

#i don't understand either #this is why i don't like ice cream #random #rant

[randy-jade-4ever]

Hey Jerry, did you know reptile eggs are soft and leathery, unlike bird eggs, which are only soft when something is up

WHY ARE YOU TORTURING ME WITH USELESS EGG FACTS I NEED SLEEP TONIGHT PLEASE!!!

#insanity asks #i don't understand either

[appatary8523]

I kiiiiiiinda wanna take art requests but I perfectly know I'll get nothing done so... 🤷

#Text post #Also I'm very invested writing and translating this fanfic that's made specifically for me #I don't know #I just want to draw some Fortnite characters and some other maybe. Or probably I don't want and I just got the idea (? #I guess It's turning kinda like the ask blog #It's something funny I enjoy creating but I know nobody is really invested asides of me #And it's frustrating but also relieveing (? #I don't understand either

[letalisotium]

Anyways... what?

#Hermitcraft #JoeHills #DocM77 #it's okay Doc I don't understand contract law either

[natethenewbie]

I will always react to something I like by going “Very Good, I like this” and repeating what it is I like about it. I don’t want anyone to be confused about what I like in this thing. 

#Yet somehow my brain still wants me to use sarcasm when I don't like something? #I don't understand either #Nate shhh

[dorenarox]

Uh...have you guys considered that maybe he doesn't understand Russian?

#TF2 #I don't understand either

[luna-lovegreat]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage' #'give me the boys I'll talk to them' #to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through' #'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious' #'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me' #Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle' #technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :) #love you guys #:)

[anqelbean]

Does Binghe know how much he is loved??? Does Binghe understand just how much Shen Qingqiu adores him??? How obsessed with him he is to his very core???? How the injustice done to his character made him angry enough to die about it because he love him so??? Does he know that he loved him from the moment he first met him?? Does he know he was loved so fiercely by someone who he had not yet met? Does Luo Binghe his Shizun loves him so??? Does he???

#i don't think so. it's hard to imagine either of them understanding just how deeply their love for one another goes. #anqels ramblings #svsss #eva.txt #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #bingqiu #i am so insane over them #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #scum villain self saving system #mxtx

[iizuumi]

silly silly guys

#bg3 #bg3 tav #astarion #astarion x tav #tavstarion #my art #flirting failed try again #I can not think of them being serious help #they're either stupid or making out those are the two moods #oc: reon #we'Re back to astarion looking different every time i draw him damn #when will it end #when will i understand his face #i didnt want to spend too long on this ok don't look too hard

[ryllen]

heated machine whirring noise

#i think he canonly still tells about himself confidently when asked but he is kinda like this in my head #understandable tho i don't like talking about myself either because i don't exactly have anything i am proud of myself so i just divert #the conversation to just listening mode for me #twisted wonderland #twst #sebek zigvolt #twst mc #twst yuu #fanart

[allieinarden]

People’s living spaces in Futurama before and after they have love in their lives.

#you don't understand Bender only thought of opening up the back room because Leela’s tree needed light and ‘there’s a window in the closet’ #and Leela got a portal put in and so did Kif! #I’m mad now that we didn’t get to see more of Amy’s apartment in “Put Your Head on My Shoulders” because I bet she would go here too #and we need to see where Zoidberg is post-Marianne because I feel like it’s either not a dumpster #or it’s the swankest dumpster you’ve ever seen #Futurama

[talaok]

I was thinking about the reader having a close guy friend who has a crush on her and it makes pedro jealous and angry that why the reader can't realize it?

pairing: Pedro Pascal x reader

warnings: angst, jealousy

"You know, I was thinking that tomorrow we could go to that sushi place you like" Pedro called from the bathroom, as he finished brushing his teeth.

You smiled to yourself as you got into bed before remembering something.

"Tomorrow?" you asked

"yes" He nodded, walking into the bedroom "We haven't gone there in a while"

"It's just...Steve asked me to go out with him tomorrow"

Even if he was turned around, you could see all his muscles tense.

"Steve?"

"yeah," you confirmed, "maybe we could go out the day after tomorrow?"

"Just the two of you?" He ignored your proposal, finally facing you

The question confused you a little bit

"Yup, he said we haven't seen each other in a while and he missed me"

"of course" he chuckled, a trace of bitterness in his tone

"What?" you frowned

"Nothing I'm just wondering if he'll finally use this opportunity to propose"

"What are you talking about baby?"

"oh c'mon you know" 

"no, I don't know" 

He was looking at you as if you had just admitted to not knowing how much 2+2 is.

"y/n listen as much as I'd like to believe you, I know you're way too smart not to know what I'm talking about"

You threw your blanket off your body, suddenly hot.

"Pedro" you stated as calmly as you could "I'm telling you, I have no idea what you're trying to say"

"oh really?" he raised his eyebrows, "you don't know? You don't know why I don't like when you hang out with the same guy who has not missed a single opportunity to tell you how beautiful or amazing or perfect you are? Who texts you 24/7? Who literally comes running whenever you need anything?"

Your mouth was parted but you needed a moment to process his words before being able to come up with some of your own.

"What are talking about?" 

He sighed frustratedly, running a hand through his hair

"I'm talking about the fact that he likes you! That he- actually you know what, I'm talking about the fact that he's in love with you y/n!"

And there it was

It was as if time had stilled, as if the world had stopped spinning.

Why was he getting so angry about this? How long had he been keeping this to himself?

And most importantly-what the actual fuck was he on about?

"Steve is my friend Pedro- I've known him for like six years, just cause he's a good friend doesn't mean he likes me" you sighed "Since when do you get jealous? This is not like you"

"are you serious?" he dropped his hands by his sides "You seriously don't fucking see it?"

"what? What is there to see?" you gestured, getting up from the bed

"y/n he gave you roses on valentines day!" he huffed a laugh raising his head to the ceiling "What friend does that?"

"that-that doesn't mean anything it was just a nice gesture it didn't mean anything"

"of course" he paused a moment before looking at you again, so many emotions clouding his eyes they almost looked a different color "y/n I don't know if you're lying to yourself or if you actually don't see it, but I'm telling you- he likes you"

"wh-" you stuttered, unable to do anything but beg your brain to start working again.

"he looks at you like your an angel sent from heaven y/n" he sighed "and you are, you know that, but I'm the only one who's supposed to feel that way" he said "not- not fucking Steve too"

"he-he's just a friend" you muttered,

you didn't know if you were telling yourself or him anymore

"I know he is" he nodded "but I also know that's not everything he wants to be"

"how-how would you know?"

"Because I'm not blind, baby!" he insisted, getting closer to you "because I would bet a million dollars that if you called him right now and told him you liked him he'd come running!"

"that's not true! We're just friends- he- he doesn't like me that way"

"y/n c'mon!" he groaned "How do you think it makes me feel? To see him drooling over my girlfriend every time we go out?"

"Pedro he doesn't like me!"

"He does! And I'm tired of pretending he doesn't" Frustration was tracing his every word "He needs to get a fucking grip, Someone needs to tell him how things actually are, and if you don't wanna do it then I gladly will"

"what do you even mean?"

"I mean telling him to back off!"

"Pedro I-"

"please-" he stopped you, his voice lower now, more pleading "please don't tell me again that he doesn't like you"

"but-"

"ok how 'bout this" he interrupted you again, "You ask him"

"What?"

"yeah, if you're so sure he doesn't like you why not just ask him?"

"Because... because it's weird"

"it's not weird- and if he's an honest man he'll tell you the truth"

You stared at him

Was he serious?

"Are you being serious?"

"one hundred percent" he nodded "Tomorrow" he stated, "you ask him, and I'm coming too"

"you're not coming"

He cocked an eyebrow "I'll be outside, I don't want him trying any weird shit"

"Pedro..."

"I just- I'm tired of it y/n"

You sighed "fine" before sitting back on the bed, feeling all your energy drained.

He sat beside you after a moment

"How long have you kept this to yourself?" you finally broke the silence, turning to him just to find his gaze already on you.

"Since I met him"

"Pedro...that was 2 years ago" 

"I know"

You paused, again

"You know that I would never cheat on you, right?"

"of course I do" he sighed "It's just- him... I don't like him"

You let out a small laugh "Yeah, I gathered"

"I can't help it" he murmured, his hand going to stroke your cheek "There can only be one man all over you" he smiled a lazy smile "and luckily... that man happens to be me"

#i do not like this in the least so i understand if you don't either #pedro pascal #pedro pascal x reader #pedro pascal blurb #pedro pascal fluff #pedro pascal x fem reader #pedro pascal one shot #pedro pascal fic #pedro pascal smut #pedro pascal x female reader #pedro pascal fanfic #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal imagine #the last of us #joel miller #tlou #the mandalorian #javier peña #pedro pascal x you #pedro pascal x y/n #Pedro Pascal #fluff #daddy pascal #pedrohub #jose pedro balmaceda pascal #pedrito

[fromtheseventhhell]

I have a question for people who fervently argue that Arya has no potential for politics but think that Sansa will be one of the main political characters, and I'm asking this seriously.

If Arya learning multiple languages, how to tell + detect lies, how to rule her face so she doesn't reveal her emotions, being able to blend into different situations, thinking quick on her feet, knowing the importance of gathering information, being someone who makes friends wherever she goes, convincing a FM to help free Northern prisoners and participating in a coup, etc. don't make Arya capable of participating in politics...what exactly is it that you think Sansa will be doing as a political figure?

#arya stark #sansa stark #asoiaf #cause I would genuinely like someone to explain to me why people argue so passionately against Arya being a political character #to the point that they pretend there's zero overlap between what she's learning and what a 'political' character should know #I always see people reduce her to being a fighter and ignoring her other skills so it's obvious you think they could be useful so? #/politics/ is such a broad term too...there are so many different ways for a character to be political and I just don't understand #why people are so restrictive when thinking about how characters can occupy that space #this isn't a dig at Sansa this is me genuinely wondering what you guys think being political means and what she'll be doing #if you don't think Arya having any of these skills qualify her 😭 #Arya and Sansa can both be political characters it isn't an either or scenario #this isn't the show where only one person can be the poorly written so-called /smart one/ #I don't need any /no one says this!/ comments either...if you aren't someone who thinks like this then feel free to move on

[quinns-art-box]

(late) for gonta week day 3: friendship/promise!! because i am biased towards my faves i think about gonta and kaede postgame friendship often…. they both promised to end it, promised to keep everyone safe, but at least for now they can promise to be there for each other (and to get some rest)

plus more friends yayyyy i want them to hang out!!!

@gontagokuhara-week

#danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #gonta gokuhara #kaede akamatsu #kiibo #miu iruma #kaito momota #himiko yumeno #gontagokuharaweek2024 #i absolutely jumped at the chance to draw silly character interaction btw HFGDHJFGHJD #even though kaede's a little bit rude to him in the ftes....... i will cut her some slack they literally just met #kaede could listen to him talk about bugs she could love a bug...... #she could understand him way better postgame after their shared trauma & shared sense of guilt like they shouldve done better....... #he tearfully apologizes to her for not keeping their friends safe & shes like you don't have a single thing to be sorry about i should be- #and he's like no you don't either. and they hug

[daniel-bruehl]

("are you ugly?") - '... quite the opposite.'

SIMON 'GHOST' RILEY CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE 2 | 2022

#simon ghost riley #ghost #call of duty #mw2 #videogameedit #you don't understand the chokehold this shot has on me lmaoo #attempt 284532 to color this scene in a way that does not look like sh*t i think we are slowly getting there my friends #it's either too dark or too noisy so i rather go with dark #simonrileyedit #ghostedit #codedit #vgedit #gamingedit #dailygaming #dailyvideogames #mw2edit #userlolo #userlindir #userpng #creationtag