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n0-just · 15 days
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I had a dream where I basically pooped the antichrist, and it looked like a bald cat with a long neck and a furby face.
My best friend is an artist, so I asked her to draw my son.
BEHOLD, THE ANTICHRIST:
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simplee-giggles · 9 months
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Don't you just love when your friends do stuff without you and you only find out through their stories
Really highlights the whole "I'm the boring friend" dynamic
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rielzero · 11 months
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Oh, btw. I’m a mushroom.
Badum tss
Or am I?
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Now that I think about it Entropy is probably aesthetically inspired by Moon Presence. And I’ve never actually played a soulsborne game. (Just watched playthroughs.)
I get derpy when I’m in a good mood, just so you know.
I like eldritch things that aren’t typically big blorbo monsters though. 
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babufrik · 2 years
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i’m sorry but i don’t think anything in stranger things will ever be as funny as when steve and robin are drugged.
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d10nsaint · 1 year
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i want zydrate.It seems cool
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ch0ijihun · 2 years
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Love got me fucked up Got me on stuck, chasing that rush Had to give in, couldn't give up I just want you, but I don't do drugs 
Still I want you, ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh All I want is you, ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
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yeelincolnha · 6 months
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*takes my favorite ships*
*grinds them into a liquid*
*extracts via syringe*
*injects it into my veins like a fucking drug*
Holy shiiiiiiiiittttttttttt
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incubaus · 1 year
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th0rnie · 1 year
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still i want u
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sweeneydino · 6 months
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I love drawing Krang Leader and I have no idea why.
The Rottmnt boys are powerful weapons of war, so their enemies are roided af behemoths that tower over people like bugs (seriously, look how tall krang leader is compared to rottmnt raph, jesus) and squash them just as easily. And I find that funny.
And terrifying.
Which is why Rottmnt is my favorite.
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clownpalette · 4 months
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" CALM DOWN TAIYŌ! "
" DO I LOOK OUT OF CONTROL TO YOU??? "
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" I can stop anytime, if I want to! "
Haha look at the tags
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doodleodds · 7 months
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An "Akechi in a nurse outfit w/ some shuake" comm for @edenfire! (I'm sorry if this isn't what you were looking for lol but this is just what came to mind ^^;) AND I'M NOT DEAD I PROMISE- I HAVEN'T STOLEN YOUR MONEY AND RAN!! I am sorry this took so long to get to you though. My job got very busy recently with school starting up and I just kept coming home too drained to do anything but sleep. But we're back on it now!!! There's a bonus below the cut since this is.... two weeks late, oh god:
So when i initially started this drawing i was like "hm are there any nurse outfits in cannon" and i was like "you know what. I bet Maruki had some nurses that were shadows." and that lead to this! It's not polished AT ALL because i was drawing it for fun, initially, and then the sunk cost fallacy kicked in and i had to finish it to include in the post because it'd already taken me a hot minute to get to you + i'd spent too much time goofing off drawing this to just post your thing with no explanation aside from work, so. Here!
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(Whats that saying about falling in love with sirens? Make sure they're saying “I love you” and not “you love me?”)
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demadogs · 1 month
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More than anything I was relieved that in my unfamiliar babbling-and-wanting-to-talk state I'd stopped myself from blurting the thing I'd never said, even though it was something we both knew well enough without me saying out loud to him in the street - which was, of course, I love you.
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anotherpapercut · 8 months
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genuinely so many of you want to be leftist and "punk" and countercultural soooooo bad but you refuse to become comfortable with the concept of people taking drugs for fun because they like it and not because they were somehow tricked or forced into it without knowing what they were getting themselves into
you'll be like "addiction is a disease!!" but think you're better than those degenerate stoners because you only drink energy drinks and white claws and would never touch "illegal drugs"
many if not most drugs CAN be consumed completely safely with almost 0 risk to the user and even if that werent true and all drugs were extremely dangerous you still wouldn't be better than those of us who love doing drugs recreationally
lighten up and grow up. get offline, talk to real adults, and stop being shocked to discover that they enjoy doing stuff that adults do like have sex and do drugs and even listen to rock and roll
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tumbly-s · 1 month
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Trigun body horror week day 5 — LIMBS
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3liza · 3 months
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I think it must be for the lack of going outside of your room on this website that debates about personal presentation and appearance literally never have any material analysis. sorry it's counterrevolutionary to shave my legs or wear makeup or a bra or style my hair in certain ways or "worry" about visible signs of aging but have some of you just never encountered real world situations where those things caused measurable problems dealing with other people, jobs, money, respectability, access to resources, or the ability to influence important situations? this starts happening when you go outside a lot. there's a debate on my dash rn about balding and finasteride in which not a single person has mentioned the potential negative social outcomes of losing your hair and how that can affect socioeconomic status and personal risk. maybe someone doesn't need to be "vain" to care about keeping their hair and consider the risks of medication for it. maybe they've seen how bald people get treated and referred to and made a cost benefit calculation that they can't afford, sometimes literally, to eat that cost, with everything else they've got going on. maybe I wear makeup when I have to go talk to doctors and other gatekeepers because people make assumptions about your class and mental status when you have "bad skin" and "eye bags". maybe a lot of women who wear uncomfortable restrictive bras and shave whatever and buy skin products and do gua sha have already been sharply punished when someone saw leg hair or a mustache or puffy greasy skin or god forbid their nipple through their shirt. not everyone can just say "fuck it, I can afford to eat one more social cost that will measurably impact my ability to get medical treatment or pay rent". sorry this sounds like an economics lecture, that's because it is
if you are about to tell me a long story about how you personally have not been affected by perceptions of your appearance actually so you can conclude it never happens at all, please don't. sometimes you get lucky, that's it. and on this website I think it's less likely that you're lucky and more likely that you're oblivious
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