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stackable-raccoons · 4 days

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Toxic yuri Claida? I guess??

#this was hell to draw #i dont know shit about proportions and clothing folds #but i like how it came out #resident evil #ada wong #claire redfield #claida #my art

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autiwara · 11 months

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This was going so well until I realized he just ended up LOOKING LIKE JERMA

#art #sketch #procreate #fanart #painting #re4 #re4r #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 remake #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #re4 leon #I dont know shit about colour theory so please dont mind the ugly colours</3 #every road leads to jerma somehow #resident evil

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raventrigonsdaughter · 2 years

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everyday a dumbass will appear saying Alcina didn't love her children because of stupid gameplay reasons and ignore all the fucking rest(specially context, not even gonna mention completly ignoring things like the official "three black roses close to her heart" thing which is the biggest one) that should come with analysing them, no seriously, do we really need to go over all of that again? Im tired of that shit, one appears every 1 or 2 months, are y'all stupid or just genuinely ignore everything?

#Alcina is def a bad person #Easily one of the worst lords #But the moment you say oh she didnt love her kids that much #I know you didnt really analyse shit #And everything you said is superficial #I can write a ENTIRE RANT ABOUT IT #But so many already did i do t have the time or energy to do ir again #Alcina dimitrescu #Bela dimitrescu #Daniela dimitrescu #Cassandra dimitrescu #resident evil village #Resident evil 8 #Also not y'all forgetting none of the 4 are even human #Hell we dont even know if Alcina remembers her past that well #We also know miranda brain washed them as her notes said she did #oH she didnt protects rhem for the real world #NO SHIT SUSAN #THEY ARE VAMPIRIC BIOWEAPONS STUCKED IN A MIX OF THE VICTORIAN ERA AND THE 40'S #THEY SEE THEMSELVES AS APEX PREDATORS THAT WAS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT ARE YOU DUMB

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semercury · 11 months

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They're cutting my hours at work, but they played my fave Jojo ED song on the radio at work, so you win some you lose some I guess.

#stuff sarah says #tbh i might have to tighten a few things but money isnt much of a problem for me #which i know makes me privileged and deserving of death. plz dont tell me to kms i already want to enough as it is #i just pay minimal rent to my parents and have few other expenses #anyway im probably the most easygoing person abt it bc ive kinda been on the other side of it?#i still dont know how the store is over labor hours when were understaffed but ???#but shit like that happened at my old job and i got to read the emails from corporate about it #maybe resident evil was right. maybe the real evil resident was the big corporations that hurt civilians along the way

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malhare · 1 year

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Starting watching a Resident Evil: Village let's play (thanks to Maddy's influence) and I'm currently going "hope this doesn't awaken anything in me"

#I dont know SHIT about Resident Evil but I know Maddy and hzz like it #Even if I dont get invested at least I'll know more about Maddy's blorbo :3c #Im watching Markiplier's playthrough. of course.#malhare.txt

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eli-the-gorehound · 10 months

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If anyone wants to listen to me infodump on them I'd be very very happy

#really just rdr2 #and tlou #and if im feeling it.. resident evil 7 #rdr2 #tlou #resident evil biohazard #also ive neve played re 7 i just like it a lot #and i havent beaten the game tlou and i dont know shit about tlou2 besides a few things #so yeah..#please let me #-wilbur

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endofbeginning · 1 year

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Does it truly take nearly 50 minutes to make this case

#well i might be about to find out #also this might be normal for somewhat clickbaity video essays but the thumbnail is saying something Else than the title #im a fake re fan i dont know shit but im willing to bet he is not the MOST tragic character in ALL OF RESIDENT EVIL....?

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ddejavvu · 1 year

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Hi daisy (i hope im right on your name) this has been on my mind for a while jake seresin and you going to take a shower and him joining you the water being to hot and you can tell hes not enjoying it "change the water to what you like " and it being fucking cold as hell and maybe he has a 3 in 1 and you forcing him to use your stuff"i dont want to smell like vanilla coconuts" "thats too damn bad you putting that shit on your hair is gonna make your hairline received by the time you're 45" and him allowing you too

You'd envisioned something sexier showering with Jake for the first time. Maybe something to do with being pressed against the tile wall. Well, you are pressed against the tile wall, but it's because Jake has dropped his shampoo (that's also his conditioner and his bodywash), and he has to bend over in the middle of the stall to retrieve it.

"Okay," You grimace as his feet shift backwards, and he smashes you even further against the wall, "This shower is not big enough for two people."

"We can make it work," Jake insists, but when he finally straightens up, moving back into the water's line of spray, he hisses in pain.

"Jesus," He gripes, clutching at his chest, "Do you think the water could be a bit hotter, darlin'? Don't think it quite fried my nipples this time."

"It's not that hot!" You insist, standing comfortably in the stream, "But if it really bothers you, Jake, just turn it to whatever temperature you want. I don't care."

You do care, it turns out. You'd been expecting him to squeak the 'cold' knob further to the right, but when he cranks the 'hot' off and swivels the 'cold' all the way on, you gasp.

"Ah- Jake!" You squeal, chills erupting over your flesh as the water runs ice cold, "Are you fucking insane? If I wanted to take the polar plunge I'd dive into the arctic ocean!"

"It's not that cold," He scoffs, squirting some of his 3-in-1 abomination into his hands, "Besides, 'thought you didn't care."

"I care," You gush, reaching for the knobs and adjusting them to be equal hot and cold. It's a bland, unfeeling temperature, but it's better than frosting over.

Your final straw is when Jake drags the same handful of soap from his armpit to his scalp. You watch in horror as he lathers in bubbles that he'd just smeared under his arms, reaching behind you for your own shampoo like it's a cross that can repel whatever evil spirits reside in Jake's bottle.

"Rinse that out now," You order, and he looks up at you bewildered.

"What?"

"Rinse that out," You insist, and when he's still frozen, you huff and do it for him. You spray him with the shower head at point blank range, successfully ridding his hair of the lackluster shampoo. He splutters and scoffs at the water in his eyes but he manages to wrestle the sprayer away from you, blinking his wet lashes open to glare at you.

"What was that about?"

"I'm washing your hair," You decide, smearing your hands together and spreading shampoo onto each palm, "That stuff doesn't work, you know that, right? Shampoo and conditioner work in opposite ways, so combining them makes them both ineffective. And would you use conditioner to wash your body?"

"No," He grumbles, and you press a kiss to his soaking wet cheek as a reward.

"Good," You hum, reaching for his scalp and lathering in your shampoo.

"Oh," He laments, "Now I'm gonna smell like lavender."

You let out a teasing giggle, scratching just right at his scalp so that his frown drops and his eyes flutter momentarily shut, "You'll be the prettiest flower in your field."

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inamagicalhallucination · 2 years

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merlin but its just him sneaking out magic users to safety in ridiculous and obvious ways

like it starts with him sneaking into the dungeons and leading them out the night before their execution but making sure he has an alibi for the night just in case (it doesn’t matter if he doesn’t tbh arthur will be there to explain how his dimwitted manservant could never pull this off)

then gradually he doesn’t even wait until it’s night (working for gaius and for arthur is hard and that doesn’t even account for his job as arthur’s secret protector - he has no time)

there’s a scene where some evil magic user tries to assassinate arthur but merlin finds out and

merlin: if i may ask, why are you trying to kill arthur

evil magic user: BECAUSE OF THE EVILS HIS FATHER HAS PLAGUED THIS LAND WITH

merlin: ah but you’re not killing his father, you’re killing arthur

evil magic user: I AM STOPPING UTHER’S BLOOD FROM CONTINUING TO POISON MORE AND MORE PEOPLE

merlin: well that’s not really fair to arthur, is it? your anger is understandable but arthur is not his father, it would be unfair to damn him for his father’s sins. instead if we show arthur that magic is not evil, he will know his father’s ways were wrong

contemplating evil magic user: how can we put our trust on a chance

merlin: arthur’s a good man, my word may mean little, but i truly know him. would you like to come up for tea and we can discuss it thoroughly and also how you should spend your energy finding other magic users so you have a community and you can all plan for a better future together

not so evil magic user: ... yes please

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magic users who don’t have anywhere to go all get sent to hunith’s house where she helps them find their footing and sometimes they stay in ealdor and sometimes they leave but they’re safe

everyone in ealdor side-eyes the random ass people hunith’s kid keeps on sending her but ultimately dont say shit because god knows uther would just kill all of them for assisting magic or some bs and their own king isnt better

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there is a scene where merlin sneaks a magic user out and they thank him for risking his life and merlin says “nah don’t worry i do this all the time” and then makes a note to himself to tell arthur that the security at camelot is awful (after arthur becomes king of course)

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sometimes when all else fails merlin pretends to know whatever person is on the run and makes a big show about missing them and no way could they have magic maybe he uses his magic to block theirs or if theyre a druid cover their druid marks and yeah

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he pretends mordred is his younger brother and no one questions it

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arthur knows what he’s doing and corners him like “ARE YOU STUPID?? YOU’RE SO OBVIOUS MY FATHER WILL FIND OUT”

and merlin’s like “no offense but your dad aint known for being smart babe”

and arthurs like thats treason but he helps cover up for merlin anyway

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merlin helping someone sneak out but then bringing them to arthur’s room real quick because he forgot something there

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merlin using the residents of the castle’s stupidity and obliviousness against them

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leon knows whats going on and he brings it up to arthur before arthur figures it out but he does it vaguely and arthur thinks its about his crush on merlin and swears leon to secrecy and leons like “aight” and helps cover for merlin too

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arthur still doesn’t know about merlin’s magic

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leon does though and he thinks its another thing that him and arthur have sworn to secrecy about

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there’s now a place near ealdor where magic users can go for safety if they don’t go to hunith directly like a magic hotel thing

yeah

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merlin accidentally and kinda purposefully at times (but mostly on accident) helps unite the magic community and that causes less people to go evil

unfortunately, it also means that people who are too far gone in their desire for revenge or just in their own evilness are more organized but merlin is strong so its okay and he doesn’t have to deal with half assed attempts made by people who don’t think they have any other choice

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the servants all know whats up but they don’t get paid enough to deal with this shit

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yeah thats all ive got for now

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kraviolis · 5 months

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someone liked one of my TOH headcanon posts from earlier this year and it reminded me about the specific headcanons i have for exactly what types of games the hexsquad plays and how they play them.

luz is obv an RPG fantasy fan. anything with a juicy story and a character creator and complex lore she’ll love. she definitely plays series like elder scrolls and baldur’s gate and final fantasy. she also plays final fantasy 14 and has her character as the good witch luzura and she isnt good at playing it like an mmo is supposed to be played but she loves the story. when endwalker came out luz couldnt stop sobbing to the point that camila was actually worried about her. also enjoys roguelikes such as hades or binding of isaac even if she can only play for so long before getting too frustrated. she also 100% plays genshin impact and gets into arguments online with other genshin fans.

amity is a fighting game girl. she is highly competitive and practices combos with her eyes shut. she prefers the tekken series but when luz wants to play with her they play guilty gear bcus luz likes it’s art style the most. she also likes fantasy RPGs but is way more picky about which ones she plays. she likes fire emblem. she also plays ff14 with luz and is actually good at the game (she carries luz sometimes) but isnt a huge fan of MMOs. she also is the one in the friend group with the NASA ass PC rig with a custom case and the most organized wiring you’ve ever seen with the lcd screen on the liquid cooled cpu and the azura figurine inside the case. she also does custom wraps for all her consoles.

hunter likes games that are very much like, micromanagement sims. like civ5 or cities skylines or factorio (i dont know anything about it but ive been assured by my sister that hunter plays modded factorio) but he’s also a fan of like, old school FPS games like doom and half life. i can see him doing speedruns of those games. (also he 100% once got addicted to some game like fuckin. galactic pinball or something to the point where he was staying up all night and not sleeping so he could play more pinball. in order to get him to stop playing so much and actually get some sleep, gus used illusions to make hunter think he was hallucinating about pinball and scared him into not looking at a single screen or monitor for like three weeks.)

gus is a very chill gamer but he likes games that he can sink hours and hours into. instead of playing a wide variety of games he has a select few that he dedicates his time into learning every last mechanic, but there’s also some games he just plays casually. like with pokemon games he’ll put hundreds of hours into them and carefully curate his team and does like nuzlocke runs but when he plays on his and willow’s shared-custody new horizons island he’ll just walk around and catch bugs and shit and not really worry about upgrading his house and make matching fits with his favorite villager.

willow prefers cozy games, like slime rancher or stardew valley or the aforementioned shared new horizons island, but she’s also a fucking menace about them. like she goes HARD on the min-maxing and automation and shit. while gus is wandering around their island catching fish, willow’s busy rearranging her fully upgraded mansion up in the hills and harassing any villagers she doesnt like with nets and deciding what hybrids to plant in front of her bell trees (she only has bell trees for the aesthetic. gus isnt allowed to harvest them) she would also be running the most high profit slime ranch ever but the way she treats her slimes makes hunter upset whenever he sees her just fuckin throwing them off a cliff the second they arent useful to her anymore. (meanwhile hunter names each one of his slimes and always feeds them their favorite foods and cried over casey & beatrix)

vee enjoys survival/strategic horror games, like DBD, resident evil, deadspace, or even FNAF. she’s the type of person to see the goriest most violent death in a video game ever and just go “ew yucky” then carry on. masha and her are often playing DBD together while in a call and are the most annoying pair of suvivors ever. she also likes games such as original katamari and pikmin 1 and chulip. she's also the undefeated DDR champion of the friend group.

and of COURSE they all play video games together. they all have a terraria world they play on together where they all are focused on their own little projects while still working together and are slowly building up their own village/mansion/castle/fort but luz keeps rushing ahead of everyone just bcus she's so excited and she definitely somehow ends up summoning the wall of flesh accidentally

they DID have a modded minecraft world for a few months with both tech mods and magic mods but while hunter, amity, and vee all focused on their factories and computers and technology, gus, willow, and luz fucked around with all the crazy magic and accidentally found out by blowing up a factory. this is where heightened tension between the the warlocks & the scientists began. this spark eventually turned into a full fledged war that lasted two months before it ended in mutually assured destruction to the point where no one could actually load into the server without their game crashing.

bonus: camila isnt much of a gamer with one exception-- when she was in college manny introduced her to WoW and got her hooked. it was Their Game that they played together all the time. they made cosplays of their characters together. they had several dates in game. they optimized their characters to perfect compliment one another when they ran dungeons with their guild. even since manny passed camila still plays every so often and keeps in touch with their guild members. for the longest time luz has 0 idea that camila plays WoW at all and only finds out after the whole secret nerd confession.

#krav talks #the owl house #toh #luz noceda #amity blight #hunter noceda #willow park #gus porter #camila noceda #vee noceda #lumity #toh headcanons #headcanons #eda plays candy crush. also she and lilith have a 1800 day words with friends streak going

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state-of-disorder · 7 months

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Realized I've never introduced myself here so.....uh? Read it to find out shit I suppose

BASICS

Fiachra weird irish name don't come at me

18 (2005) call me old I will cry

ASD yeah

He/They

Aro

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Irish #slutforthepotatoes

My Art Tag is

#states art full of disorder

Now ready for the more interesting stuff

I'm a musician.

I play piano, concertina(dont ever play them they are expensive and sound like a shrill accordian but I have to pass irish music somehow) and i play bagpipes (I dont know why or how either)

I will throw a random art peice at yous and disappear

I will hide like a little rat if you dm me with just a 'Hi' because I've 99 problems and starting a conversation is about 72 of them

If I stand up too fast I might have heart failure #IST

I have the tendency of falling asleep in one place and waking up on people's floors (I don't know how I do it either)

I'm technically married but we don't talk about that

I like classical music and pretend to be sophisticated despite shop employees following me around when I enter a shop because they think I'm going to shop lift

Other musicians I like is Mitski, Queen, Nirvana, Ghost, Abba, Modern talking, WHAM, The Cranberries, Hozier, Elton John, David Bowie

I love Vincent Van Goghs artworks and I'm a big dog lover (Proud parent to a labrotty)

Here's my dog, I know he looks possessed. His name is Carson but also answers to C, Car, CarCar, big man, snouty, dumbo, wiggley idiot, wiggles, rabies

I will ramble about Geography because I fucking love volcanoes

My favourite movies are The Shining, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, Loving Vincent, Silence of the lambs and phantom of the opera

Tv shows I enjoy are Our Flag Means Death, Good Omens, broadchurch

Video games: COD, Resident Evil, Fnaf and Dishonoured

#aboutme #phantom of the opera #erik destler #phantom #good omens #good omens 2 #our flag means death #one flew over the cuckoo's nest #transgender #irish #states art full of disorder

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starscreamerfan · 5 months

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This was originally shared to the Transformers discord Im apart of but its so amazing fucking weird i decided to share ENJOY THE FREE NIGHTMARES!!

"Just jolted awake from deeply troubling yet oddly calm nightmare and i must share this abomination with you, so it started off with a spooky little island that was just a victorian house and rock (already sus) but under the house was a decepitcon slave mine where the Vehicons like shared the work with captured human slaves and G1 extra autobots (a bunch of no name background charaters) mining some shit (idk what) but then BAM! the dream jumps and I'm watching a small group of army dudes and a couple of autobot (Jazz, Prowl, Ratchet and it was either Prime or Ironhide tbh i said who and the nightmare said yes it could have been both) going to investigate the little island which is now super dark and spookily abandoned and they all go down into the mine and start seeing weird ass shit that looks like a meat bee nest (that disgusting rotten flesh hive I've seen float around social media) and then BAM HORRIBLE TRANSFORMERS/HUMAN/FLESH AMALGAMATION THATS LIKE 100% WORSE THEN ANYTHING RESIDENT EVIL, SILENT HILL OR DEAD SPACE COULD PUMP OUT and all the army humans get sucked in (cuz brain said fuck the canon fodder meat monster needs more meat) weird tentacles start dragging and melding with the poor nameless fools (like srsly they had no Business being there) and the autbots say FUCK THIS and run barely making it out and they lock that shit up faster then Blurr and take a fire lava baths to make sure they don't become some horrible fleshy nightmare horror monsters, que brain shoving in another time skip because dreams be like that, and some dumb ass human scientist person goes to the island and breaks into the mine (wearing a hazmat suit and a gas mask also dont ask i dont understand why they fine in just that its dream logic shit dont make any sense) and finds and a horrible optimus prime fusion meat mimic thing (but like its not the real OP like Daddy Optimus was safe) and the meat Optimus thing has become sentient and was somehow broke into pieces and was trying to rebuild its self slowly absorbing meat and forming it into a collective of different parts it remembered seeing (it was like meat optimus and several other autbots Frankenstein'd together) and so dumb ass cave diver science dude decides "I'm take it home and study it at my lab" and grabs the head which looks like a gross Meaty Optimus then i scene jump AGAIN to random Scientist dudes lab which it was a weird outdoor lab (no house in sight because brain didn't load anymore BG) in a giant tube science man had the mimic head and then he Proceeds to try to communicate with it, which seems to work (tho i couldn't hear what they were saying to each other) then the unholy flesh Optimus turns to face me where i was like floating watching everything go down passively the whole time being a third party watcher the this ungodly nightmare and it says in a SPOOKY FUCKING AMALGAMATED NIGHTMARE VOICE (WHICH I PHYSICALLY FUCKING HEARD!!)

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And i just jumped ten feet straight up in my bed and i swear i was having a heart attack and a panic attack all at the same timeIt was a definite "OH FUCK NO NO THANK YOU" moment"

(To those you i know on discord and here who saw this post on discord yes i did add more i noticed i missed some info at og time of posting that day and adding the missing bits maybe 20-30 mintues after the og discord post i was fucked up thinking about this hours after this nightmare ended)

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horrorknife · 1 year

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eveline being a child who was never taught morals and ethan being shoved into a corner and forced to neutralize her are two statements that can and do coexist i dont know why theres this huge debate and drama going on rn. eveline isnt evil, shes 7 years old and was abused and neglected and turned into a bioweapon. she didnt do anything she did because she Wanted to, she did it because it was all she knew. she is an antagonist but she is not a villain.

However. ethan didn’t have any choice but to kill her because a) he came in way too late in the game to undo any of the damage done to her and b) he was acting mostly out of self defense. i think the problem with this argument is that the people coming to ethans defense are condemning evie to a life she never chose or asked for. she wanted love and family and she was denied that at every turn. i don’t think there’s anything ethan could have done for her, and, like—capcom wants you to hate her because they fucking suck. they didn’t write her with the intention of her being viewed as anything but an evil person which sucks because, you know, she’s fucking seven and acts like a seven year old. she’s a kid. idk man maybe instead of putting evie down you guys should inspect mia and how she fucking sucks instead. not that anyone wants to do that bc shes touted as a “”girlboss”” for being a shitty person who is actively and knowingly part of a bioterrorist organization, abuses and neglects a child, and lies to her husband ad nauseam. fuck off

the issue isn’t black and white. ethan can’t be entirely to blame for eveline’s death because his hands are tied the moment he steps foot through the door of the baker’s home. eveline only acts as she’s been taught to act. she performs the function she was ‘created’ to perform. she’s an angry seven year old. she’s a child. you can’t blame her for something out of her fucking control.

also no one called ethan a child abuser y’all are just making shit up for drama. he isn’t a child abuser but mia sure as shit is. the morals of what he had to do with evie are questionable, but at the end of the day i honestly think it comes down to capcom not giving a shit about the nuances of making their antagonist a child outside of a singular scene with jack baker. they want you to hate her. i honestly think it reflects more on capcom as a company than on ethan as a person/character just because…that’s the game mechanic. that’s how resident evil games go

#there r issues w both sides of this argument leaning too hard into the character bias i think. like. there’s a middle ground here.#as much as it isnt ethans fault (no one said it was) eveline isnt evil shes a child #hesitant 2 tag but ig i will bc im open to discussion as long as no ones trying to come for my throat which seems to be the Vibe #ethan winters #eveline baker #as someone who loves ethan the ethan stans gotta fuckin chill on this one. seriously #jonah.txt

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inkyquince · 3 months

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Hello! I was wondering if you would be willing to write for new fandoms for an additional research fee? Totally cool if you’re not, but I would love to know if you had a a Masterlist of all the fandoms you’re willing to write for

i really gotta update my shit ngl.

so technically yes, but you gotta message me about it first. cuz i have a main list of fandoms to write for then tons of tiny side ones.

my main ones would be:

DoL (of course)

Baldurs Gate

Short list, but you've seen how much i love em. Then like tiny side ones are like:

Obey Me

Spiderverse

Mystic Messenger

Kuroko No Basket (mainly cuz of Hanamiya and Imayoshi, im ill over them)

Most sports animes acc

Cyberpunk 2077

Red Dead Redemption

Genshin Impact (i refuse to play anymore until i get the quest to cook Paimon, but the characters are hot)

Resident Evil

Most horror media ngl

etc etc etc. The main part is that I want to characterise properly and I will give myself the ick if i dont and crawl into a hole out of shame.

So if its something that im either familiar with already or might even enjoy, depending how much i look into it, then yeah sure!

But right off the bat, hard no on most media thats aimed at kids but has an adult fanbase, or like... Our flag means death or stuff. But feel free to shoot a message at any time!

#god #i really gotta make a main list #ask

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pinkandpurple360 · 3 months

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ok so apparently asmodeus is technically a part of the goetia family because he’s a bird/is in the actual ars goetia grimoire, but why aren’t bee/mammon? or are they? did asmodeus create the goetia like satan is said to have created the imps? if so, why doesn’t he rule them but rules the succubi instead? is satan a goetia? if imps are descended from him, assuming all of the sins are goetia, does that make imps goetia? what do the goetia even do? heck, what do the sins even do? you dont really see any of them actually ruling their ring on screen, just their wacky business ventures. unless its supposed to be a commentary??? why are the hellhounds considered the lowest class when they’re more powerful than imps and succubi? why is beelzebub a “good guy” despite participating in a little slave trade??

you don’t hav to post this. im just thinking about the worldbuilding here because it’s a mess. helluva is supposed to be the showthat develops how hell works, according to viv, and to give context to hazbin. but it fails to do both, especially when based on what we’ve seen of hazbin so far, none of this shit matters.

if i were to rewrite, id just make the only hierarchy be sins -> everyone else. just have the other species have different abilities but no “tier list” because spindlehorse does not know how to handle these subject matters with tact, or even in a way that’s interesting.

end of rant :)

Hell yes the classism topic. My favourite. After rewatching Arcane I feel like I can approach this with new eyes.

Asmodeus - he’s a named king in the official 72 members of the Ars Goetia from the Lesser Key of Solomon. He’s supposedly an equal to Paimon, however, he’s been uplifted to Prince of Sin, wealthier and more powerful than Paimon, who’s favourite person is Lucifer. That has to be the tenth time a peasant idolised a rich person and the peasant as characterised as more evil than them. The sole exception is Fizz idolising Mammon.

Mammon is not named, Beelzebub isn’t either.

It seems as though Luci created them as they reside in the pride ring

What do the sins do? Have parties and concerts. And lots of sex with peasants. They’re lazy and privileged while the Goetia serve the narrative of corrupt royals. Even though the middle and upper classes should really be swapped. The middle are content and complacent, higher ups are the more effed up kind.

As far as Hellhounds go, I think what’s happening there is they naturally have reverse werewolf powers. Being able to transform from wolf to human and back. Imps are absolutely not Goetia.

Beelzebub is intentionally written as participating in the slave trade of hellhounds just like Asmodeus is participating in creating sex robots with remarkable levels of consciousness, being sexually violated everyday and being aware that it’s happening. But they will be characterised as ignorant or silly or forced by someone else who you must hate, into doing it. Like some bad woman like a Roo or a Stella. Or some evil poor person who’s evil for wanting to steal from the rich.

I still hold that the whole royalty hierarchy since the pro stolas mid series rewrite, (which is clearly what destroyed it) is now just to make the ships more spicy. And to make rich people into the biggest victims of it somehow.

As for your last point! Watch Arcane instead! It’s far better at this stuff.

#helluva boss critical

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So i heard about u doing nijisanji matchups so why not :DD

Nijisanji male matchup pretty plz w cherry on top

Gender:Gender is nothing but a social conCepttTttt(jk cis female but there were times ppl mistook me as a guy once LMAO)

Pronouns:I don't have any in particular,i don't mind any of them as long as its not they/them

Sexuality:....i..don't know actually.Like.Women.But Men.But women.i'll just say bisexual..

Zodiac:Aquarius

Appearance:Shoulder length black hair,i'm kiiinda tall?Im taller than most of my friends.Black fox-like(i think thats what they call them??) Eyes,and i wear literally anything.Like imagine someone in a black turtleneck and some random ass floral button up shirt with the most obnoxious pants ever(for clarification this isnt my attempt at getting in r/builtdifferentfromothergirls i just get cold easily).Oh and im as blind as a bat without my glasses,i only put them on when i wanna put myself in the attractiveness scale for shits and giggles sometimes i wear random jackets i find in my room like that one hot pink jacket i covered in the bee movie stickers for some reason

Mbti:Entp

Idk my ennagram sorry :((

Personality:im pretty laid-back but based on sources(aka my mutuals) i am the embodiment of a living cockroach because of me almost dying like 5 times(vibe checked by god 5 times and he did NOT approve of me...like mf be frfr) i procastinate until like a day before the deadline cause i only work with pressure cause my brains just built like that(rushing calculus my beloved) I LOVE MATHS SO MUCH U CANT IMAGINE(and the cries of my discord besties cause the moment they go back on vc they see the discord whiteboard filled with god knows what) and im preeeeetty confident in myself unless someone genuinely compliments me,if that happens im just gonna disintegrate into dust

Likes:that one meme where the green guy from avengers goes "why is galora",yugioh,jumping into my friends random vc comedically 4 shits and giggles,resident evil,taking care of everyone(and not taking care of myself cause im a self aware hypocrite),DEBATES I LOVE THEM SM THEY GIVE ME SO MUCH ADRENALINE

Dislikes:when someone gets into my persona space toooooo much.oh and the fact that u can divide 91 by 7.literally unreal.and thunder??dunno it sets uncomfy in me i probably offended zeus in my past life or smth

Love language:

I dont know what that is....i mean like,id send whoever i get random memes i found at 3 am,shower thoughts??and hugs??and cuddles??and giving them reassuring words??does that count?

Extra:im bilingual(swedish,russian,korean,german) so i can make ppl say what seems like romantic words when its a deez nuts joke this is a flex btw.i pace around tasks pretty fast,sometimes im too lazy to get up sometimes i go around doing literally everything at once

Im sorry if this is confusing to u this is my first time doing this :((

i pair you with…

Ver Vermillion!

hear me out…

• you guys will absolutely nerd out over yugioh and will probably end up playfully arguing and malding over the other (i dont know much ab yugioh im sorry 💔💔)

• if you let him nerd out to you and rant to you about the most random things he will immediately fall in love

•likewise if you nerd out/rant to him he will fall in love bc the fact that you confide in him???

• similar to shu yaminerd, he is a huge nerd but hes better at hiding it

• call him a dork. he says he hates it but he loves it.

• YOU GUYS WILL HAVE MEME BATTLES.

• youll sit in discord vc, no sound except the little giggles erupting out while you read each others memes and random messages that you just keep on sending

• will randomly whip out the “why is galora” meme to make you laugh out loud in vc with others, on stream, etc even in public

• god, he loves your hair

• your cuddles up in his arms, half-asleep, and hes running his hands thru your hair AHHH

• will also send you hot-takes out of nowhere so you guys can debate on it solely because he knows how much you love it

• “banana pizza is good.”

• “soggy socks feel nice.”

• will also throw you random compliments because he knows its the only thing that will get you

• “are you a hot mom because damn mama you hot.”

• will assist you in sending deez nuts jokes to your friends in korean

• “내 불알을 빨아.”

RUNNERS UP: Shu Yamino, Doppio Dropscythe

#luca kaneshiro #ike eveland #luxiem #luxiem x reader #shu yamino #mysta rias #vox akuma #nijisanji en #luca kaneshiro x reader #ike eveland x reader #ver vermillion #xsoleil #matchups

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