#i dont know this isnt my favorite but i wanted to get spring out of the way rip

[wienertit]

SUPER LONG ITAPAN RAMBLE INCOMING!!!!

OKAY. OKAY. its been a while since ive rambled on this account so today im going to clear up how i see itapan so that no one gets confused when i say “i dont think they would ever date” and then proceed to draw them making out or whatever.

when you hear “one sided itapan” you might think italy has the stronger feelings (because he’s the one approaching and hugging and kissing japan or whatever) but i feel that it’s actually japan with the stronger feelings.

when italy’s affectionate towards japan, its not because he’s necessarily attracted to him, but that’s just how he behaves. i think that he’s kind of trying to lead him on so japan is nicer to him. italy has been coddled his entire life like he’s been taken care of by austria and hungary and spain and france and germany and literally everyone loves him. and he KNOWS that everyone loves him so he purposefully babies himself to others so he can get even more special treatment. hes an annoying little asshole who uses his good looks and weakness to get out of trouble and i love it!!!

throughout the series (both in anime, manga, and a little in hetamyu), japan actually grows a bit of a soft spot for italy because of how weak and pathetic he makes himself seem. at first he’s polite and awkward because he idolized italy to be strong and capable, but once his expectations are SHATTERED he gradually begins to want to take care of him in a way. he doesn’t get mad at him as often and sometimes even defends him when germany is upset or lecturing him (like in hetalia fantasia). he tucks him in bed and lets him sleep on his chest and share a bed and bathe together and do the gayest shit ever. i probably would’ve thought “well thats because he’s too polite to refuse” but he ACTIVELY wants to do this stuff with him. he puts a hand on his back to keep him in place when he rests on his chest. he visits italy often and loves to cook with/for him. he wants to learn how to hug and kiss him back even after italy says its fine. he writes him letters and a SONG where he asks italy to visit him and gives him a pressed flower bookmark. japan goes out of his way to return italy’s affection and spend time with him while italy just does it because he’s italy.

i dont really think it’s a “sad” one-sided crush because in the end they’re still friends! they still both care about each other and confide in one another and hang out. italy isnt just affectionate to japan because he wants to lead him on and get more special treatment, but because they’re friends and he does still like him platonically! they can act like a couple without actually BEING one and thats insane!!! i love that shit!!!!!

ive mentioned how itager/gerita was my first hetalia ship and it still stands as one of my favorites. the problem is that im PICKY with it because i dont like a lot of the fandoms’ interpretations of them. i guess i wasnt as picky with itapan and liked it simultaneously with (although much more than) itager. but when i rewatched all of hetalia over the spring i realized how much MORE i liked itapan in the context of itager, which kind of blew my mind. like i remember mentioning to some itapan friends how i think they would never date and i still stand with that today. like italy and germany are too busy trying to win eachother over and they would just get together instead. japan actually likes his friends though and wants them to be happy so he would just go “ok” and move on while still doing all that gay shit with them. i guess jt makes itapan more of a brotp but it doesnt make it any less enjoyable for me. i LIKE to see them hanging out and being friends and dont really mind fanart where they’re dating or whatever because i can just pretend that they’re not!

anyways sorry for being a little insane i hate itapan but i actually love itapan okay i love them okay yahoo!

#itapan #ramble

[viscera-vital]

or like. one of my OTHER favorite things to think about kelvin like. IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO BE ON THE ISLAND actually i kind of love the thought of them like in their kitchen after being rescued n rehabilitated cuz its domestic and kelvin is cleaning up. n cicero comes up behind him and hugs him and mumbles to him something. cheeks turn red and he suddenly doesnt feel like cleaning up anymore!!! feels ciceros hands trail down, one slides down his chest and underneath his shirt to feel his soft tummy, the other edges its way to his waistband...... eheheehehe skjfssjdfs

whispering about how he needs to take care of him right now, needs to taste his cum LIKE. god hes all fucked up!!! heads spinning and heart pounding, hangs his head a little while he braces himself against the counter cuz he knows hes gonna need the stability

cicero palming him thru his pants for a moment but hes already hard!! easily. who wouldnt be? undoes his belt n slides his pants down just a bit, smiles softly when he feels his cock spring out of his boxers LIKE UGHHHH love him

theres nothing better in my head than giving someone a handjob while yr pressed tightly against their back ITS SO GOOD!!!! cicero can be kind of demanding so i wouldnt put it past him to snap his fingers underneath kelvins face n open his palm, expecting him to give him a little spit to work with. but kelvin likes it better when its ciceros, something about it gets him off way easier so he shakes his head and mumbles "you". GRGRGRR say less!!!!! okayyy yes sir o7

godd the feeling of ciceros hand all wet against his cock. he could die there and be happy!!! knows hes gonna take good care of him, i mean. can you blame him? looking after him for months on a remote island full of danger has kinda just embedded that need in his head, he wants to take care of him before he does anything else. its why hes got him pinned against the counter now, languidly stroking his cock, completely captivated by his soft moans and how he involuntarily bucks his hips against his hands every now and then. enamored for real

and its mutual of course, kel cant stop the way he groans when he feels cicero rock his hips against him gently from behind like. the WAY it makes him feel.. LIKE. GUHHHH HES MY PRETTY PRINCESS......... hes sooooo cute i want him to feel so taken care of and so loved and so. GRGRRR i want that grown man blushin i want him feeling so pretty and special I WANT HIM FEELING LIKE HIS NEVER FELT BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!! want him underneath me want him grinding against me and begging and crying UGHHH.

JUST THE IMAGE of him leaning against the counter while cicero works his cock, sweat forming at his brow n hes trying sooo hard to keep himself upright even tho his legs are starting to shake a little. wants nothing more than to lay down in their soft bed and let cicero have his way with him but.. knowing that at any time cicero might suddenly get the urge to make him cum, even in the middle of a chore? LIKE.. HES NOT COMPLAINING.. probably feels so good knowing he can be pleased whenever, like so willingly and eagerly too. cicero doesnt even WANT anything he just.. needs to make him cum like i can imagine cicero coming home from work and kelvin greets him and hes just like pleaseee let me suck yr dick i had a hard day today i need to taste you and hes 😃 okay!!!!!! dont gotta tell him twice.

he thinks its incredibly sweet, too. isnt it so cute? DONT TALK TO ME OKAY... sexual comfort is very healing for me!!!! so yeah i think him relaxing by getting on top of kelvin and grinding against his cock for an hour is the sweetest thing ever like. teehee want them both desperate and frantic, mumbling and whining, begging to cum!!!!! ughhh good lord. its my favorite past time love thinkin about that

[beetlepuff]

No because imagine Robin Buckley knocking on mr.Hauser’s door nearing graduation day, and telling him that she finally has her list for operation croissant. Like her just all happy and smiley and he’s so happy for her and just yeah. I need more of this duo.

Ok i wrote this a while ago and it’s rlly bad because idk how to write but there’s a little one shot under the keep reading :)

“Robin Buckley, long time no see.”

“Mr. Hauser, hi. Yeah uh its been a while”.

“Well come in, come in.”

She walks in and doesn’t say much, just looking around and taking in the room she spent so many lunch periods in. “So how are the language tapes going?”

“Oh um good, good. I started learning Russian. I mean with everything going on i had to put it down for a while but I’ve been wanting to pick it up again.”

“That makes sense yea. So that’s French of course , Italian, ..spanish?”

“Spanish and pig Latin.”

“Right yes. Did i ever tell you how incredible that is”

She answers with an awkward chuckle

“Right so what brings you back?”

“what i cant just catch up with my favorite teacher before i graduate?”

“Robin..”

She cant help but break out in a grin. “I have my list! My three people i mean- for operation croissant!”

And he has to admit he’s a little dumbfounded that she hasn’t stopped thinking about operation croissant. He thought that her slowly stopping her frequent visits meant things were getting better, but she does seem excited about her list. There was a time where he thought she might not find friends her age, friends that would stick around that is. It can’t hurt to encourage this more than he has- albeit indirectly- in the past “thats great! But I’m pretty sure the semester finished a little while ago” he jokes.

“Better late than never right” and god she just cant stop smiling

“Right” he chuckles. “So? Who are the lucky three, don’t keep me in suspense here”

“Okay okay this might seem a bit odd but- *sigh* idk last summer and spring break changed a lot- argh! Ok! Anyways! Steve Harrington- which, i know believe me i know, but he’s a really great guy i promise. He’s changed a lot since his high school days. And um Nancy Wheeler  🤭  -who is just full of surprises btw- , and Eddie Munson.!” Robin gave no more details on Munson, slightly scared of how mr.Hauser would react, but she trusts him, he wouldn’t judge either of them.

“How did that come to be”

“Well you see, it all started last summer when steve and i were working together at starcourt before yk.. everything. And we sort of just bonded? Ig? It- its hard to explain. But with him its like the hawkings monster-” ironic, she thinks, “- isnt that scary anymore. Like i can fully be myself around him and he wont judge. Oh! But its not- its not like how it sounds. We aren’t dating, god no. I love him but not like that. He’s a real dingus you know.”

“please Robin you know i know better than to assume the state of your love life”

“right. well uh yeah and then Nancy and Eddie sort of got closer over spring break. And i know its sort of an odd group but they’re really great. and they accept me, all of me. I wouldnt trade them for the world.”

“im really happy for you robin. seriusly.”

“Me too.  …um mr.hauser, do you remember what you told me, about the paper with the black dot, referencing-“

“the lottery. yeah, yea i remember..” silently asking why

“well. i dont know if you know- well you probably had an idea i guess but- i also pulled out the paper with the black dot. and im not scared of being stoned anymore. at least not by them.”

“well i cant say i didnt have any idea.. but as i said. i know better than to assume.”

“right, right. well what about you, and your hawkins monster.. and front row center?”

“oh, im good, that so happens to be going very well. sort of a safe heaven from my hawkings monster if you will”

“good. thats great im really happy for yo-”

sprinting footsteps pass down the hall, just passing the english teacher’s door, then reteating to peek their head inside “Rob? you coming?”

“yeah, just a sec nance” turning to her and smiling.

Nancy nods and turns to leave after a polite “bye mister hauser”

He lifts a hand to wave even though shes out of sight already “bye ms.wheeler” and turns back to robin

“Well i should get going, Steve is probably outside waiting.. he’s my ride.”

“Yeah no of course” He leaned back on his desk, watching as she smiled and opened the door. She’s at the door frame when he stops her “Robin.” She turns around with a lifted eyebrrow “im proud of you”

“Thanks. A-and I promise ill come by more, yk before i leave”

“Ill see you around kiddo.”

“Yeah :)” [exits].

#rebel robin #Robin Buckley and mr.hauser #iconic duo #what is it with gay kids and their high school English teachers #The lottery is probably my favorite short story that we were assigned last year so i just had to include the reference #yay gay #opperation croissant #she gets her happily ever after #eddie lives #because i said so #i love them so much

[greycity]

seasons of bts: spring

#neweraidols #boyidoledit #mgroupsedit #networkbangtan #bangtan #bts #krsgifs #kreations #gifs:bts #gifs:seasons #btsaes #1k #i know that i said i wouldn't make content but this has been in the works for a few weeks now and i just wanted to finish it #i have so much to say about this #first this gifset was coloring hell lol #i don't even know if some of these scenes characterize spring well either #like holy crap why was it so hard for me to find flower scenes #and the scene of jimin in spring day is so ambiguous #i dont know this isnt my favorite but i wanted to get spring out of the way rip

[dimidiom]

I HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THE MINECRAFT MOB VOTE SO IM PUTTING IT HERE CAUSE I HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO TALK TO ABOUT IT!!!

starting this off, i want to say that i love all three mobs *so much* i want them all in the game ;u; BUT i have been thinking about them a LOT so im going to talk about it

SO STARTING OFF WITH THE GLARE

ill be completely honest the first thing i thought of when i saw this lil guy was just 'balloon'. mojang please let us be able to put a leash on these things and just tug them around and tie them to fence posts

i know these thing will probably spawn underground, most likely in lush caves?, but i really like the idea of variants! like seasonal variants? (aka a dark green for summer, light green for spring, orange for fall, and white for winter) OR variants based on leaves? so the foliage would look like oak leaves or spruce leaves or acacia leaves!

That could help with figuring out what biome youre in when youre underground in the caves!

WILL THE EYES KINDA GLOW??? like endermen oooooo random pair of eyes you can see in complete darkness oooooo scary

**they said that they get angry when they find a place that a mob could spawn, **what do they mean by that?** could they be another neutral mob? will they attack the player when they find a dark place?????

ALLAYS!

at first, i didn't really like what they looked like? i mean to me they kinda just looked like vexs? like the same kind of light blue, they have wings, and they float,,,, they look similar at a distance tbh,,, BUT i am a big fan of making my own lore for minecraft, and now i really like the idea that vexs are just allays that were somehow captured by evokers? we love making our own lore for lore-less video games lmao

seem like they could be useful for farms? like you could easily set up a clock with a note block and a dispenser that dispenses the item you want them to collect and then have the noteblock be surrounded by hoppers sooooooo thats cool

are they peaceful? are they neutral? do you have to tame them? where do they spawn???

if we assume that allays are *slash* are similar to vexs, can they go through walls? more importantly,,, can they access chests??? this could help a lot with people who dont have a good storage system!!! like if you give an allay a piece of cobblestone, could it look through nearby chests and pick up any cobblestone and bring it back to you!!

how many items can it hold/bring back to you?

(they arn’t item generators? ive seen a few people being a bit confused in what they do, they dont generate new items, they find/pick up the item you give them)

COPPER GOLEM!!!

LIL GOLEM FAMILY!!!!!! IT PRESSES BUTTONS LIKE A LIL BABY MAN

please can iron and snow golems protect the lil guy ;u; or like have a cool interaction with each other im begging mojang please? or like if you hit a copper golem in front of the other golems they attack you,,,,,, they protect,,,,,

what do they mean by you make it yourself? like in a crafting table? or is it more like the other golems?

they get oxidized! and they freeze!! first thought, a cool copper golem graveyard

do you wax them? can they be un-oxidized by lightning?? lil baby lightning rods that can wander anywhere,,,. my little potential fire hazard <3

also?? neutral mobs?? if you hit them, will they attack you?? (can you tell what my favorite kind of mobs are lmao)

what if they come in different sizes?? idk what for tho,,,,

tbh compared to the other two abilities, ie being able to tell where mobs can spawn and picking up items, pressing a button randomly isnt really on the same level tbh,,,,,,, but its just a lil dude pressing a button and i love that useless ability so much ;u;

can they give off a redstone signal? somehow lean a bit more into messing with redstone? could they flick levers toooooooo

im really glad mojangs making more (possibly peaceful/neutral) mobs that arnt based on something in real life lmao but for real i love all of these mobs so so much omg cant they all be implemented in the game please mojang please??

#minecraft #mc #mc mob vote #minecraft live #minecraft allay #minecraft glare #minecraft copper golem #minecraft mob vote #glare #copper golem #allay #mc copper golem #mc allay #mc glare #minecraft live 2021 #mc live #mob vote 2021 #mob vote #let me ramble about minecraft lmao i have so many ideas #can you tell that i love neutral mobs with all of my heart? because i do!!

[ladyaryawolf]

i can't wait for Winds to come i especially cant wait to see what my two favorites (jon and arya) are going to be doing and how their relationship might develop. Do you think the realization and how they are going to deal with it is going to come in winds or A Dream of Spring.

Curious to know what you think and what your looking foward to.

Hey? Sorry for answering so late. I have been out of the ASoIaF Fandom for a while, and with that said, I can assure you that I dont remember quite everything so clearly but I will try my best.

"How their relationship might develop?"

I believe if it ends to be a romantic one, it will take time. Kind slow burn and mutual pining with tons of angst, not Just because of their feelings, but also It can Actually develop during the war against the Others, or who knows? Against Cercei? I can see Jon developing romantic feelings much easier and faster after what we have seen in the last book, while Arya would be like.... take time to return It, and be self cricticizing every single minute for feeling this kind of love with her brother. She has a moral Compass that is way stronger than Jon's. I cant see her taking It lightly.

"In wich book will be like, end canonic or not?"

A Dream of Spring, near the end of the series when Arya's on her 16-17.

I believe they will meet again/reunite in the end of Winds, or a bit after the middle when Arya would be near 15. After this they will have many things to do. The war, the tragedy, Daenerys, Young Griff, Cercei, the Winter. Basically It is kind when they will develop their feelings and have many hints/foreshadows, but nothing so serious or much clear.

"What am I looking forward to?"

I really want tension in the next few books, socially, diplomatically and politically speaking. I want something real. With struggles, and grey morals during decision making. I dont believe the Starks will reunite and be all "friends forever and ever". I believe Bran'll want the crown, Sansa has her own agenda, I dont see Sansa and Arya getting along so easily, they have many things to work out, as GRRM said himself. I dont believe Rickon will recognize any of them but Bran, after all, he was just a baby when everything fell down. I can see Arya being crowned Queen in the Trident, but later when she meets Bran or Jon, she is most like to pass the crown ahead. For wich brother, Idk.

I really want Arya and Dany becoming friends or maybe something else (I am more into Daenarya nowadays), but I cant see neither of them becoming friends in just a day. They are prideful of their houses. Probably will take time untill both can trust each other. Basically tension, but with admiration as well. They are too alike, and have similar opinions and experiences to not adimire each other.

The direwolves?

I believe it is possible Arya can meet Jon while warging Nymeria way before she meets him eye-to-eye, face to face. But this is my opinion only. This happend before, that she saw Catelyn and took her mother's body out of the water, so it is possible. I dont believe Nymeria or Summer will die, but I am afraid that Ghost or Shaggydog actually can. As we are talking about George KRIFFING Martin that likes to kill everyone and everything, this isnt out of the table. (If a dragon, or a direwolf die, I am really capable of leaving the series forever and making fanfics canon rent free in my mind)

#arya stark #asoiaf #jon snow #a song of ice and fire #BOOK ONLY #Show stans can get the fuck out of here #house stark? #mostly jonrya #jonrya #jonarya #SORRY FOR MY BAD ENGLISH #juli rumbles #personal #my opinions #feel free to DIALOGUE with me #ask

[jajanvm-imbi]

Headcanons of Krel living on earth because he’s my favorite and I love him and I haven’t seen anyone do this yet so I feel like I have to

^^^^^because of this very moment I love the idea of Mary and Darci befriending Krel.

Since Aja,Vex and Eli went back to Akaridion-5, Mother was destroyed, and Claire was busy with Trollhunting stuff, earth gets pretty lonely. So Mary and Darci adopt him into their friend group. 

At first Krel was a little apprehensive to joining their friend group, but he quickly warmed up to it because, he, being Krel, loves the attention.

like I can totally see Mary and Darci taking Krel to like a mall or something and doing those like teen romcom movie shopping montages where he goes into a changing room and the girls judge the outfit until they find the perfect one.

I personally believe Krel would adopt a soft boy look, with like oversized button ups and t shirts tucked into jeans, but thats just me.

anyway, because he’s friends with Mary and Darci, Krel has a new found social popularity in Arcadia.

because of this, Krel would prolly get nominated for Spring Fling king and shit

I would say Krel wouldn’t really care about being nominated, but seeing how he cared so much about the science fair and the Battle of the Bands, he would definitely care

Steve is conflicted because he wants to be Spring Fling King, but he can’t mess with Krel like he did with Jim and Eli cause Krel is his girlfriend’s brother 

Krel notices this and takes advantage of it to mess with Steve and actually tries to win.

like Krel would just dominate the contests, and his theme presentation would be the flashiest and most appealing and people would just generally like him, and that would really worry Steve

like Krel, with four arms would be really good at the Touch-a-Truck-athon or whatever its called.

Krel would prolly let Steve win anyway because watching Steve squirm and freak out over prolly losing the crown and not being able to do anything about it cause he's Aja's brother is much better than any highschool dance crown

also the school 100% asks Krel to DJ future dances and events to save money, and Krel absolutely loves it

He would also definitely do the school play. Seeing how much he enjoyed being in Toby and Eli's short film, and again, he loves the attention, he would totally be down 

Also it would just be another chance to mess with Steve to be the lead. 

Because of this, Ms. Janeth would do another Shakespearean play, but do one of those modern renditions. Like it's the same play just in a modern setting, to take advantage of Krel's Akaridion form like they did with Jim's armor. 

If not in the play he would do stage crew/tech.

Like he would create elaborate settings for them using A5 tech and Ms. Janeth would adore it 

moving on, because home life is pretty lonely with just the Lucy and Ricky for company, Krel loves to host his friends for parties and sleepovers and whatever

and since Krel lives in the coolest house on the block, they love coming over

He hosts girl’s night every other week with Mary, Darci, and Clarie (becauuse she deserves a fucking break) 

since we’ve all agreed that Krel is 100% a gaylien, I love the idea that he casually comes out during a girls night

like Mary would be like “So Krel, are there any girls you like?” and Krel’s just like, “*snort* Girls? Who ever said I like girls?” and the others are like “….....?“ and Krel just rolls his eyes and says "I like boys, ladies” and they’re like “ooooohhhh, okay. Cool.”

So now they spend girls night talking about boys. Claire and Darci about their mans and Mary and Krel about cute boys.

One day the girls give Krel a little rainbow pin and Krel’s just like “what’s this?” And the girls tell him that it’s an earth symbol for the gays and he’s like “theres a symbol for that here? I didnt think it was that big of a deal. On A5 it’s pretty normal” and the girls explain why theres a symbol and he’s like “oh shoot wow, thanks" and he put it on his backpack.

He’s pretty confused the first time someone is homophobic towards him cause like that kind if behavior doesnt happen on A5 and hes just like, “why does this bother you? I hardly know you” and just brushes it off. Its doesnt really bother him, mainly cause he doesnt know the earth insults towards gay people so he doesn’t even realize, but if the girls (or Toby, or even Steve, too) catch anyone being homophobic towards their friend they will attack that asshole on sight. Especially Mary and Steve

Random person on the street: Ha, *slur*

Marry: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM BITCH???

Krel: Marry its fine, it’s not that big of a dealoHSEKLOSANDGAYLENMARYGETOFFOFHIM

Marry: SAY IT AGAIN ASSHAT, I D A R E YOU

Claire and Darci: *trying to hold Mary back* maRY NO

Steve: THATS MY NINJA KICKING SPACE ANGEL GIRLFRIEND'S BROTHER BUTTSNACK I'LL END YOU

Toby: *now chasing after Steve to stop him* stEVE NO

Mary would 100% find out who the rando is and destroy their life on social media. Like she would leak their job, phone number, email, school/college (if applicable) to her thousands of followers and absolutely ruin them with no remorse. And honestly, good for her

Also whilst on the subject, Krel can not drive or cook for 2 reasons: 1. Hes gay and 2. He’s a prince so he’s never had to do either before

Like he can obviously do math but that’s it.

Proof? That one scene in Wizards when Douxie had him drive the airship. You know the one.

Coach Lawrence refuses to get in a car with him at Drivers Ed after the 3rd day Krel shows up.

Krel gets addicted to sugary coffee shop-esc drinks thanks to Darci. Not coffee cause we saw in 3Below Part 1 that he doesnt like coffee, but refreshers, coolattas, frappuccinos etc…? Definitely.

As for warm drinks, he’s more of a tea person.

Moving on

He face calls Aja everyday because he really misses her

He tells her all about school and his friends and whatever and Aja tells him about the changes she’s making to the A5 government

Thanks to the wormhole they visit each other often. Sometimes Steve tags along cause he misses his ninja kicking space queen angel girlfriend. (And Eli, but that's also for another post)

They take turns housing Luug.

Krel genuinely loves it on earth, but he hates the primitive technology so he begs Aja to send him supplies and materials for his projects. 

He would 10000% apply to HexTech for an after school job. Seeing his reaction to HT in Wizards and the fact that “Akaridion tech and magic are so compatible”, he would be the perfect addition to the HT staff. 

The Wizards wouldn’t be sure at first but after he shows them A5 tech and Douxie’s email of recommendation about the time loop thing they made together, the wizards are like “oh yeah we definitely keeping this kid. This is going to be so much fun.”

Their inventions become more and more extravagant because Krel can and he's just extra and the wizards love it.

He would definitely find a way to use magic using A5 tech. But he would have to study magic in order to figure out how, so the wizards help him learn all about magic. And since he's learned everything there is to learn about science and technology and whatever, he's super excited to learn about something completely different and interesting. The wizards are happy to teach him. He would be the first Akaridion to learn and use magic

Like he would make his own staff with his serrator and everything. He's like "earn a staff? Nah fuck that going to make my own"

Speaking of which he really likes human swear words. But he doesnt know when it is and isn't inappropriate to say these swear words so he's gotten in trouble a few times for swearing at the wrong time

For example:

Ms. Janeth: excuse me Mr. Tarron?

Krel: what the fuck do you want?

Everyone in the room: krEL NO

Anyway, back to Krel at HT, thanks to Toby, he would definitely have a bowl of candy in his little lab. More like multiple jars of different candy just scattered around the room. Small candy like fun sized chocolate and skittles and jelly beans and whatever

And a mini fridge, of course.

Steve, Toby and Arrrgh come over to the lab alot to mess around.

Toby has a lot of sci-fi requests for Krel to make

Toby: do you think you can make a shrink ray? Laser blasters? Invisible ray? My own hoverboard? My own serrator *gASP* WITH A WARHAMMER SETTING???? WITH SPACE ARMOR TO MATCH???!!!???!

Krel: Toby you already have a warhammer and armor why do you need more?

Toby: I dont have a space warhammer and armor Krel!!!!!!

Going back to school life, I feel like Krel would take an interest in Spanish class. I mean, his human form is latino and in Trollhunters (I'm pretty sure the lightning in a bottle episode) he said "Si" in response to a question someone asked him, so I feel like he would like to learn another human language. 

I also feel like he would just like to learn about Latin American culture in general since Mother gave him that form. He'd like to get in touch with his human self. 

Claire (when she isnt busy Trollhunting with Jim and the gang) is happy help him learn about Latin American culture and help him with his Spanish. 

Krel, being a fast learner, becomes fluent quickly with a perfect accent. 

Señor Uhl, who already liked the Tarrons to begin with, would really appreciate this. 

Claire's dad would also appreciate this.

Since he has such a fascination with human music, Krel would especially love Latin American music. Specifically reggaeton, since its kind of like techno music in a way and he already likes techno music.

And naturally, he learns to dance. All the styles of latin american dances. And he becomes quite the favorite on the dance floor.

He and Claire become great dance partners cause they both have the natural Latino rhythm and because Jim respects and trusts his girlfriend he doesnt mind them dancing together at parties and stuff

Although, Jim does ask for dance help at some point cause it looks like fun and he wants to dance with his beautiful talented incredible amazing gf and Krel is happy to teach him and anyone else who wants dance help. 

GUITAR LESSONS with Douxie cause in 3Below Krel said he really wanted to learn how to play guitar, steals Shannon’s guitar from the bonfire and is seen multiple times strumming it throughout the series. So of course this is included.

Toby introduces Krel to YouTube and Krel instantly makes his own channel.

of course his channel is called DJ Kleb and he posts his tracks and remixes. and maybe even some vlogs

its a little slow at first, only Arcadia Oaks students are subscribed to it but Mary blows it up by posting one of Krel’s tracks on her own social media and now he has thousands of subscribers

he also gained other forms of social media like Instagram and Tiktok, platforms to post his music

At this point every girl in school wants to be friends with Krel but not in the toxic GBF (gay best friend) way, girls just genuinely think he's 10x more interesting than every other boy in Arcadia Oaks

I think that's it for now sorry this is really long I just really love Krel and I had so many ideas. Feel free to add on!!

#tales of arcadia #krel tarron #toa krel #3below #toa 3below #3below krel #Trollhunters #toa trollhunters #jim lake junior #jim lake jr #james lake jr #james lake junior #toby domzalski #toa jim #toa toby #claire nuñez #toa claire #wizards #tales of arcadia wizards #toa wizards #Toa Douxie #tales of arcadia douxie #hisirdoux casperan #toa hisirdoux #toa aja #aja tarron #3below aja

[calangkoh]

what are ur favorite angsty hurt/comfort fics? (specifically ed or al centric, and as gen as possible)

anon ily so much for giving me an excuse to rec fics. Truthfully, ive read a LOT more than these but only bookmark ones i know ill want to reread (bcuz like a movie, sometimes a fanfic is amazing but isn’t one you’d read again) and/or are harder to find than a quick search on ao3, so i apologize i don’t have ALL the best ones on hand.

Your Son (i was so crushed when the author deleted their fanfic account and so relieved to find them on Ao3, granted, hard to find—this one in particular is one of my favorites) parental Roy, Ed gets poisoned from a drink meant for Roy

Babysteps — short one shot where Ed witnesses Roy have a panic attack, soo not exactly Ed centric angst but he’s there

Second Spring — al after ed sacrifices himself to bring his body back. At first i thought this was post-03 but i think it’s an AU

Those Who Carry Burdens — bodyswap fic! i wish there were more of these considering how plausible it feels in canon. imagine the elric brothers just taking turns in the armor fhejjd. but anyway this one’s a gutpunch.

what the water gave me — sickfics in the fma universe just work so well. they just do.

Amber and Gold — i like fics where ed actually acts like a dumb teen, so here’s one where he gets into Roy’s alcohol

Sick — another sickfic, by the amazing Sevlow. tw for self harm. I actually couldnt get through this fic at first because im very sensitive to depictions of cutting, but it’s a great one if you arent as sensitive as me, and the actual act itself isnt depicted!

Do You Feel the New Day Rising? —i recently rec’d this but it’s one of the only Al-centric hurt/comforts i can find. post-mangahood hospital recovery

more angsty ones (usually with themes of torture and whumpy scenarios, but my faves are always the ones that balance well with wholesomeness and comfort):

Stairway to Paradise —obviously. this is one of my faves. and i just finished my reread.

Crash, Buried, and Snow (a oneshot sequel to Number Twenty-Eight, which is also good and I recommend but wouldnt say is necessary as long as you know the premise of the first [I read Snow first and got it], but I like Snow especially cause it’s shorter, skips to the aftermath of the events, and Ed is actually There there for it) by Sevlow. because Sevlow knows how to make you hurt.

Distorted Equivalency — ed and roy get captured. havent read this in a while but i know it has really good characterization

I know a lot of other good hurt/comfort fanfics that i didnt save are ones i found easily just by using Ao3 tags. Just use the hurt/comfort and angst tag, and filter out pairings you dont want and crossovers, add the parental roy mustang tag if that’s what you want especially, and there’s a goldmine.

#ask #fanfic rec

[violasmirabiles]

got tagged by @panwriter, thank you xx

1. what do you prefer to be called name-wise? ali. pronounce it however you like i dont really care lol

2. when is your birthday? march 26. so just a few weeks from now. oh boy

3. where do you live? joensuu, finland babey

4. three things you are doing right now? pretending im reading the essays i shouldve read for methodology class weeks ago, making a list of things i need to get from the university library (and where those books are exactly - i dont actually go to the uni library very often at all but for some reason rather many of the books i need arent available as ebooks), trying to drink the second bucket of coffee of the day without spilling it everywhere

5. four fandoms that have piqued your interest? re-animator; stephen king multiverse (was gonna just say the shining and doctor sleep but we all know its more than that); saw franchise; the godfather. though with sk and godfather im basically just playing in my own little isolated sandbox and im more than fine with that thank you

6. how has the pandemic been treating you? ah well. its been treating me. got my ba degree and generally have been able to study more so thats good. spent five months with my family in tampere last year and itd probably be good for me to go there again but as it is im stuck in my apartment because of doctors appointments. like thats the only reason i cant just Go. also i recently realized i havent seen my grandma in over a year and cried about that. choir stuff is obviously all fucky and uncertain. also having time to think about things and stuff means ive been figuring out gender stuff so thats been.....interesting....and energy consuming.....and crisis inducing

7. a song you can’t stop listening to right now? täällä on joku by absoluuttinen nollapiste, its finnish weirdness hours in my head 247

8. recommend a movie. i mean, yeah, re-animator

9. how old are you? 25. 26 in a few weeks

10. school, university, occupation, other? university of eastern finland, babey! english language and culture major, literature minor. did my ba thesis on the shining. the novel, fuck the kubrick film, and wouldnt have been allowed to do my thesis about a film anyway. so right now im a masters student and will start working on my ma thesis next year, trying to get as many classes out of the way before that as possible. dont know what im gonna be once i graduate and id really rather not think about that but i do like studying in spite of everything

11. do you prefer heat or cold? heat. but, like... thats relative, isnt it? what i consider warm is Definitely Not warm to someone who lives in, like, texas. and i Tolerate cold and, christ i dont know. my favorite season is spring.

12. name one fact others may not know about you. once came second in a school skiing competition! i was ten. we didnt get medals, we got like pins/brooches and i still have my silver brooch somewhere

13. are you shy? sometimes. often. im anxious

14. pronouns? they/them. like i said ive been trying to figure out gender stuff and the only thing im Very sure of is that i am Not Cis, and im scared, and i get easily defensive about it all, and i have a lot of internalized issues i need to work on. gendered pronouns are like my number one personal enemy, i need the sort of....neutrality, ambiguity, yknow. finnish does not Have gendered pronouns, we have hän for he/she/they/every neopronoun - and we dont even fucking use that one, everyones just se (it) and thats all fine and dandy when you dont want to Think about your Gender every time someone refers to you and im rambling because i am once again getting defensive for no reason sdfdsfs yeah theres still a lot to unload here i swear were getting there

15. biggest pet peeves? on a bad day? everything. but to give an actual answer, people not realizing their experiences are not universal and that their actions can and will have an effect on others

16. what is your favorite “-dere” type? glad to say im temporarily illiterate so i dont know what this says

17. rate your life from 1 to 10, 1 being crappy and 10 being the best it could be im afraid i cant do that luv i dont want to have a breakdown

18. what’s your main blog? this one babey

19. list your side blogs and what they’re used for. i have @ihmekukkavesi for my photography and @shineondoc for university hell and occasional doctor sleep/the shining yelling. im not gonna call it my studyblr cos it....its really not....its not. im not a good student. im not organized, i dont feel like im Doing This right. im definitely not exemplary. everything becomes a crisis and i need to let it out somewhere and thats what shineondoc is for. 

20. is there something people need to know about you before becoming friend? oh boy. uh. im not good at keeping a conversation going. yet at the same time i cannot fucking shut up if were talking about something im excited about. i dont know how Real this is but i feel like i might come across as like...arrogant or something but i swear im just scared and trying to keep myself from Rambling(tm) and. well. trying to sound like a normal fucking person. 

tagging @nowendil @appelssiini @librarytraveller @sailonacrossthesea @stokoetopia @kirsikkaprinsessa and anyone whos bored and wants to do this

#got tagged #once again. no pressure if you dont feel like doing this

[bwingus]

Siri meets melody (ft @qualityfunnyscenariosfire 's oc melody)

Siri was out on her walk, looking for a deer for ammit. Since it was their favorite food.

She was currently in a deeper part of the woods, with her and ammits house being about 2 miles away. However, there was this strange research lab nearby, that supposedly makes animal human hybrids, but she didnt really beleive that.

"Dammit. There are way to many scents out here for me sniff out a deer." She said

Melody was running through the forest, gasping and whimpering. She walks over this fallen dead tree that was like a bridge over a small lake.

"They're gone. Finally." She says, walking through some bushes. She sees a lady in the distance, who was sniffing around in some bushes.

Melody slowly ventures in the bushes, her scent getting strong. She pops out of one, being eye to eye with the lady

"Ep! W-Wrong bush" she squeaks, quickly moving back into bush

Siri is surprised to see a pair of eyes look at her from the bush, and then disappear. She then hears a startled squeak, and she says, "ummm, is anyone there?" She doesnt get a response, so she decides she just gonna look inside the bush.

She finds a young usagi girl (a usagi is basically a human with rabbit ears) sitting in the bush. The girl looks very scared, and let's out a startled squeak, and raises her hands defensively. "P-p-please dont hurt me ma'am!" She says

"I'm not going to hurt you little one! could you come out of that bush for me?" Siri says.

"B-but how do I know I can trust you not to hurt me?" the girl said.

"Well, I havent hurt you yet, and if I was going to hurt you, I would have done so by now."

"O-ok" the girl says and she gets up. She was a young usagi girl, with long white hair,and wearing a adorable dress. "My-my name is melody by the way."

"Well, that's a rather cute name! My name is sirius, but you can call me siri!" Siri says

In the distance siri hears a stick snap, and so does melody.

"Did you hear that?" Melody says worriedly

"Mhm. Just stay with me. I dont think were alone out here...."

Just then siri hears something running at them from behind, but before she could react she was flung into a nearby tree.

She looks up, and sees that its a wendigo. And its grabbed melody, and has started to lift her up

"H-HELP!!!" Melody screams as the wendigo bites her leg, presumably to taste her.

"Dont touch her you bastard!" siri yells as she runs towards the wendigo, and punches it in the face, sending it flying, making the wendigo drop melody.

"Melody, are you ok!" Siri says

"N-no. It bit my leg, and now its hurt pretty bad."

"Ok. I'm gonna go deal with that beast!" She says, just as the wendigo gets up.

She runs forward yet again, unsheathed one of her swords, and then prepares to fight it.

The wendigo tries to strike her but she slides under its hand, springs up and hits a horizontal slice from its right shoulder to its heart, killing it instantly. She then lights it on fire.

She walks back over to melody, and examines her wound. "Man, it damaged you pretty bad. The wound goes deep enough to were I can see your bone." Siri says worriedly. She knows what she has to do, but she doesnt want to lose her trust.

"Melody. I have to ask you something. Do you trust me?" Siri says very sternly.

"I-I guess so? W-w-what are you gonna do?"

"Well...." she touches melody on the shoulder, and she starts to shrink, and eventually end up at 1 foot tall.

"H-h-hey, why did you do that miss siri?" Melody says, slightly getting scared.

Siri doesnt answer, but instead picks melody up, opens her mouth, and then brings melody into it.

"H-H-HEY!!!! S-s-stop!!!" Melody screams. But, her screams fell upon deaf ears since siri started swallowing her, and with on swallow little mel was swallowed up to her waist, and by a second swallow she was brought all the way into siri's throat. And eventually, she ended up in her stomach.

"M-m-miss siri! P-p-p-please let me out! Why did you eat me!!!" She says whimpering, on the verge of tears.

"Hey, hey, hey! It ok, its ok. I ate you so I could heal you. My stomach can produce a healing liquid, and I put you in there to heal your leg." Siri said.

"O-ok. Thank you. Wh-why didnt you tell me that in the first place?" Melody asked.

"I didnt want you to bleed out, or pass out from shock. So, I ate you in the heat of the moment." Siri explained.

"Ok." Melody said

"So, why were you out here anyway? Your parents must be worried sick!"

"I-I-I dont have parents, or atleast ones that I know of. When you found me, I had just been running from a research facility where they did experiments on me." She says while shaking, and tearing up. "I-I-I do not wanna go back there."

"Its ok honey. I wont take you back there. What If I took you back to me and my husbands house? Would that be ok?" Siri says

"Mhm" melody says as she cuddles up into the stomach, getting comfy.

"Also, our house is pretty far away, so you may wanna get some rest while your in there."

"Ok. Goodnight ms siri." Melody says

"Goodnight mel" siri said

Time skip to when siri gets to da house

"Hey, melody! Melodyyyy!" She says, while jostling her stomach so that she can wake melody up.

"Hmmm?" Melody says, just walking up.

"I got to my house." Siri says.

"Oh, ok. I cant wait to meet your husband." Melody says.

"Honey I'm home!" Siri says as she enters the house.

"Oh, welcome home darling." Ammit said from the kitchen. "Did you bring me the venison I wanted?"

"No, but I brought something better. I found a usagi girl named melody out there. I saved her from a wendigo." Siri says

"Oh? Could we adopt her?" Ammit asks. As he walks up and starts to rub siris slightly distended belly, causing sirius to purr.

"I would like that." Melody says as she cuddles up to the belly rubs.

"That sounds like wonderful idea." Siri says joyfully. "But I'm very tired and I think we should probably go to bed." Siri says. "Mel, would you like to sleep in my belly, or would you like to come out"

"I wanna come out." Melody says.

"I'm gonna go eat something" ammit says.

Siri walks into the bathroom in their bedroom, and then regurgitates melody into her hand, and then ushrinks her. Siri hands melody a pair of her pajamas, and allows her to change her clothes.

Once shes finished, she joins siri in the bed.

"Wow, this bed is super big!" Melody says "and it's super comfy too!"

"Mhm." Siri says. "Oi! Ammit! Do you wanna sleep on the bed or on the couch?"

"Bed dear." Ammit says as he walks into the room. "Just remember that we have to start packing, since were moving into the mansion. This weekend."

"Oh shit-i mean shoot! I forgot about that!" Siris says

"It's ok honey, we can just do it tommorow. But for now I think we should rest." Ammit says as he joins the two in the bed. He immediately sniffs melody and starts nuzzling her.

"Hes very cuddly." Melody says softly as ammit massages her bunny ears, causing her to purr slightly.

"He is." Siri says while blushing. "I think he just likes physical affection."

"Alright, goodnight you two!" Ammit says

"Goodnight honey" siri says.

"Goodnight." Melody says.

Both sirius and ammit fall asleep almost instantly, but melody has a bit of trouble sleeping.

As shes sitting there, trying to fall asleep, she feels something wet touching her ears.

She looks up to find that ammit is sucking on her ears gently, and purring slightly.

She tries to pull her ears out of his mouth, but as shes trying, she gets sucked into his maw up to her shoulders.

"U-ummm, mister ammit? Your eating me!" She says, getting slightly worried.

Soon, ammit got to her legs, and wasn't stopping, so she starts struggling, but is swallowed all the way

Melody ended up in ammits stomach, and found that she landed in a small pool of glowing liquid.

She squeaks as she sees the liquid rising, fearing she was going to be digested, but soon felt a calming feeling

"Mmmmm, maybe mister ammit isnt trying to hurt me." Melody says to herself, and just decides to fall asleep.

Siri soon wakes up, and doesnt see melody, so she starts to freak out "melody! Melodyyyy! Where are you sweetie?" she says as she gets up and walks around the room, finds nothing, then walks out of the room.

Soft squeaks could be heard from inside Ammit's gut as melody snored inside

Ammit purrs loudly as the fullness in his gut felt good.

siri walks back in the room, after finding nothing, and is freaking out even more. w-w-where could she have gone!?!? I mean why would sheeee...." she then notices ammit is purring, and knows that can only mean one thing. She looks at his belly, and sees a slight bulge. "* sigh* I should have known." Siri says. "Melody? You ok in there?" She says as she pokes the bulge.

Mel purrs as she slowly awakes

"Mmmmh...yea... " I say softly, feeling safe.

Ammit stirs as he's poked.

"That's good. Dont worry about being digested in there, he does this all the time to me."

"Ok." Melody says.

Ammit yawns, sitting up. "Mmmh.. " He mutters, licking Siri. "Ah!" He opens his maw wide.

"Well shit" siri says with a sigh.

Ammit chuckles and shoves her into his maw, purring as he slurps her up.

Siri slides down his throat and eventually ends up in his belly, with melody. "Well, I guess we're sleeping in his belly tonight." Siri says to melody

Mel nods and rests by Siri

"Yea." Melody says

"Goodnight mel."

"Goodnight siri" she says as she starts to purr and they both fall back to sleep.

The end

#safe vore #qualityfunnyscenariosfire

[sludgeb0mb]

So, lambert and keira mommy kink?

Its not like lambert doesnt know hes got some hangups, ok? Hell, after everything hed been through its amazing hes only got a few. But fuck if this wasnt the worst one.

Keira knew, almost right from the start, that lambert was missing a sort of guidance. He could have a focused, strategic mind when he was calm, but other times he would lash out like a child. Keiras heart hurt for him, as a sorceress she knew all to well the pain of losing ones childhood.

Lambert had known a lovers touch, but needed the nurturing of one as well. She had been nervous at first, not wanting to be tied down by some man-child, but he wasnt anything like that. He deferred to her at any opportunity and encouraged her to do as she will. It was still in lamberts usual way, a dismissive noise when she suggested he fetch her something, but then returning with it before sundown. The way his golden eyes would shine when she praised him won her over, in the end. He was just too darling to resist.

He was useful. And sweet. And funny. And it was just natural for keira to lean in to her need to care for him, to fill the holes in his heart as best she could.

"Will you be a good boy for me?" Her cock--a soft polished wood with a metal core, was slick against him. The runes carved into the metal inside allowed keira to feel it as intensely as if it were her clit rubbing against him. Lambert whimpered below her, arching his back more to get closer to her cock while nodding into the pillow in front of him.

"I'm being good, Mommy. Please,"

She tutted, Lambert had so little patience, he was always begging for it when theyd only just started. She cant blame him, he was missing this so badly, and the heat pooling in her belly responded to that neediness.

"Okay baby, but remember we go at my pace. You dont ask for more than I give. Isnt that right, sweet?" Her thumb pushed down on the base of her cock, directing it toward his loosened hole, tip circling the rim in a way that had him tense with the urge not to push back even more.

"Yes, please mommy I wont be greedy, I promise." His voice sounded watery, as if he was going to cry already. Keira wouldnt be swayed by his tears, though. She knew when to be firm with her boy.

Keira pushed into him, just enough to allow the head of her cock to get past his rim, sighing as the magic of the toy allowed her to feel the heat of him. Lambert didnt bother holding back his moan, too focused on trying to be good and still for keira. He was whining deliciously, and as keira slid further into him it became drawn out, his voice fraying as she reached the hilt.

"Thank you, thank you," he was babbling into the pillow he was holding on to, whole body shaking with unspent energy while he waited for his mommy to fuck him. Instead, keira ground her hips against his ass, feeling the way his fur tickled her sensitive skin. Lambert was so masculine, all rippling muscles and dense, dark body hair, but when he was like this he was just her boy. Sweet and gentle and ready for her whenever she wanted.

She fucked him at a maddeningly slow pace, small thrusts that rubbed her cock over his prostate constantly while she held his hips in place. Lambert was leaking precome all over the sheets, but keira had already planned on washing them. Each slow drag felt like heaven for her, she didnt have to worry about shooting off or going soft after coming, so she could take her own pleasure at the slow build she preferred, though she knew her boy wanted more. He was sweating with the effort of it, and she leaned over his back to run a hand through his hair, causing her cock to be as deep inside him as possible. Lambert shuddered as her nails ran against his scalp, fresh tears springing to his eyes from the frustration of too-slow pleasure and her gentle touch. Her tits were pressed against him, the feeling of them so foreign with the feeling of a cock inside him. He felt cared for, but also like he was being forced to endure a punishment, and it was too much. He began crying in ernest, trying his best not to writhe on her cock even has his hole tightened around it.

"Whats wrong, baby? I thought you wanted whatever mommy gave you." Her voice was sickly sweet, unable to refrain from mocking him just a little so she could watch him cry harder. She could feel the way he tightened on her cock, trying to get more pleasure from the slow fucking.

"I-I do mommy, but," he sniffled, trying to gain composure. That wouldnt do, keira thought, and she slammed into him exactly once, her hand in his hair balling into a fist. He practically screamed, hiccuping as he tried to breathe through his sobs.

"But what, baby? If you dont like it, mommy can get you a nice plug to sit on." She wouldnt, of course, the hot clutch of him was too good to pull out. but his reaction was worth it, a hand flying up to cover the one in his hair, holding it there.

"No, no! I like it mommy, I do! Please dont stop." The poor thing sounded absolutely miserable, but she reached down to pat his cheek affectionately, making him relax a bit.

"There you go. I know whats best for you, dont you forget." He shook his head, kissing into her palm with reverence. It was a heady feeling, to have such a fierce, independent warrior reduced to this on the end of her cock, one that keira didnt see herself giving up any time soon.

She resumed the torturously slow grind of herself into him, feeling her own muscles twitch and clench as her pleasure built. She reached down around lambert, her hand ignoring his cock completely to stroke and fondle his balls. They were incredibly tight, had been drawing up since she entered him, and she loved the weight of them in her palm. Lambert gave a low moan like a man in pain, and she could feel the slick of his pre smear across her wrist. Fuck, she was getting close herself.

Nimble fingers stroked the smooth skin behind his sac, pressing as she bore down onto his prostate. Lambert jolted, his body uncomfortably hot as he endured her touch.

"Mommy, please, Im close." Lambert could barely get the words out between his tears, and keira barely bit back her moan in time. She removed her hand, giving a light slap to the head of his cock and enjoying the startled noise that came out of him.

"Didn't you promise not to be greedy? If youre a good boy and make mommy come, then Ill let you. If youre bad and you cant stop being greedy, then you get nothing. Will you be good and make mommy come?" Lambert was crying so hard he couldnt respond, but nodded. She stroked her hands soothingly down his back and sides, waiting for him to catch his breath.

"Thats my good boy, there you are. I know its hard, but you are doing so well for mommy. Here, im going to get ready for you." Keira pulled back, sliding out of lambert and making him gasp at the loss, his cute hole clenching around nothing. She reclined onto the bed, supported by a few of the many pillows they had amassed. Lambert dutifully held his position, though the shaking of his body told her that it was killing him.

"Come here, darling." She called to him, managing not to look surprised at the speed in which he turned to face her, crawling up her body and placing sloppy, desperate kisses wherever he could reach. She guided him until he was positioned over her cock, looking at her with red, puffy eyes and wet lashes. Her stunning little boy.

"Go ahead baby, remember that this isnt for you until after mommy gets to come." He nodded, lowering himself onto her cock so fast that he winced, but gave himself no time to adjust as he fucked himself on it. She pulled his hands forward to grab her tits, holding onto them with his thumbs pinching her nipples against the lower knuckle of his index finger. She smiled at him, watching him shakily try to return it as he used himself to get her off.

And gods, it was working. The magic of her toy allowing her to feel every movement, her pleasure had been building and now it was ready to crest, and her gorgeous boy working hard for her sped it along. His cock was nearly purple, bouncing with the rest of him and totally untouched. His balls looked close to bursting with how tight they were, and she knew he was so close he must be teetering on the edge but was holding back because she had told him to.

It only took a moment more until keira was coming, hips snapping harshly up into lambert as she did, the bedding below them soaked with her slick as her cunt clenched around nothing. She fucked into him a few times, riding out her high as lambert panted and whined above her. His favorite thing in the world was to please her, but watching her fall apart while he had to wait was a unique form of suffering. Keira knew this, and waited until the last of her aftershocks had faded before running her hands along his furry thighs, feeling them twitch and strain under her touch.

"Good boy, you did so good helping mommy come. Do you want your turn now?" He nodded furiously, but didnt move. She hadnt told him to.

"Go ahead baby, you deserve it. Let me feel you come on my cock." Lambert shed more tears, this time in relief as he fucked himself onto her for his own pleasure. Keira was a bit oversensitive, but hardly had to endure it as lambert came across her stomach without ever touching his cock, fully seated on her and grinding the head of her toy in the perfect spot. He managed to moan out a "thank you, mommy," as he shuddered and came, but it was barely intelligible.

Anytime they fucked like this, lambert was asleep almost the moment his head hit the pillow, barely able to clean himself up as he drifted off. That was fine, he had worked so hard to listen to her that keira didnt mind. She kissed his temple before getting up to remove and clean her toy. When she crawled back into bed, lambert was cuddling close to her, making her feel dwarfed by his size as he wrapped his big hands around her waist. She carded her own through his messy hair.

"Did you like that, baby? I wasnt too mean to you, was I?" He sleepily shook his head, nuzzling against her neck.

"No mommy, s'good. Thank you." Keira smiled to herself, feeling boneless and sated and stupidly enamored with her boy.

#Nsft text #keira x lambert #keira metz #witcher lambert #mommy kink #oops i made myself soft #💣💣💣

[queerbutstillhere]

I dont know if you are still doing prompts but if you are can you do like when the bat bros found out damien and jon are dating they became superoverprotective and next day when jon comes when damien isnt at the mansion and the bat brothers have little talk with jon and damien finding out

(hi! Sorry it took me so long to get to this! You two had basically the same prompt, so I'm kinda lumping them together! I hope you enjoy!)

"I'm huunngry."

"Then go upstairs and get food, I'll be up in a bit after I write up a case file on this."

"Baaabbbeeee."

"Kent. We just encountered a brand new meta. I need to write up a file and log the DNA I took from him into the Leagues system."

"Meanie pants."

Damian rolled his eyes, reaching over and gently cupping Jon's face, his glove rough against Jon's smooth cheek.

"Go. I'll be quick. Get me something to eat and take it to my room. . . And take a shower too."

"Ouch!"

Jon leaned in quickly, kissing Damian and then moving back.

"See you in a bit!"

He turned and changed quickly before heading upstairs, looking at his phone as he walked. Jon headed into the kitchen, flicking on the light and then yelping in shock when he saw the group of men gathered around the large island.

"What the hell!" The seventeen year old yelled, eyes wide.

"Jon. I think it's time we had a chat."

Dick, Jason, Tim, Duke and Cass were standing there, arms crossed. A file was in Dick's hand, and a led box was sat in front of Jason.

"Oh no."

In a blue, Cass had slid behind him, jabbing him in the back and shoving him closer to the island.

"We've recently come across some interesting information-" Dick said, reaching into the file and starting to lay down photos, full police interrogation style.

Jon watched in horror as he slowly set down screen cap after screen cap of the security feeds, each picture of Damian and Jon in some form of an embrace, mostly kissing.

"Oh. No."

"Who gave you permission to date our little brother?" Jason asked, leaning forwards, scowling at Jon.

"Uh-"

"Exactly. No one," Duke added.

"I want you to know, I spent three hours watching security feeds on fast forward. Six months?! Really Kent?!" Tim exclaimed, looking more annoyed then shocked.

"Okay, guys, look-"

"Oh no, we're not finished."

Next Dick produced what appeared to be bank statements, highlighted portions pointing out expenses on restaurants, stores, travel expenses, so on.

"Thought you guys were being sly? Taking a spring break trip to New York?"

"It's not-"

Once again, he was interrupted, this time by Cass.

"We are not pleased."

"I gathered that, but if you would just let me talk!" Jon exclaimed, getting frustrated.

Jason bulldozed right over him. "A week, alone, in New York? Do I even want to know what kind of shit you two got up to? What have you done to our brother?"

"Whoa! That is none of your business!"

"Oh I think it is every bit of our business. You could be manipulating him, using him for sex and his money."

"What the hell, Jason?!"

"Listen, Jon, we're just looking out for Damian," Duke said softly, offering a friendly smile.

"Oh! I see, good cop, bad cop, nice one," Jon grumbled in annoyance, pushing past Dick to go to the fridge.

"Jon. You do know that if you hurt a single hair on his head, if you even dare to break his heart, we will not hesitate to break every bone in your body."

Jon turned back to them, glancing at the lead box now in Jason's hands. Tim was the one who had threatened him, and it was very odd to hear such an over protective tone from the self-declared least favorite sibling.

"You know what's inside this, right?"

"I'm pretty sure."

"And you know we know where to get more of it from," Jason continued.

"I know," Jon squeaked out, eyes going wide as Jason stepped closer.

"And you know I will not hesitate to turn one into a blade and drive it through your heart."

Jon could only nod desperately, pushing himself back into the corner of the counters. Jason was most certainly the scariest of them. Well. . . Maybe Cass when she wanted to be.

"What the hell is going in here?!"

Everyone whipped around to face the doorway, where a clearly furious Damian was standing, jaw clenched.

"Dami!" Dick exclaimed, and everyone's eyes shot to the table where the papers were still laid.

Damian stalked over and snatched them up, flipping through them quickly. Then his eyes landed on the box in Jason's hands. Now only a few feet from Jon.

"Todd," he hissed, eyes narrowing into slits.

"Just proving a point, little D, don't worry about it, I kept the box closed."

"I can't believe you . . . You children! Thomas you went along with this?!"

"Jason said he'd buy me dinner-"

"And Cassandra!"

She shrugged and signed something that Jon didn't understand. Damian scowled at her.

"That is enough. Drake I can't believe you would invade my privacy by going through my bank statements, and by reviewing all his video footage!" Damian exclaimed, shooting a glare to Tim next.

"Need I remind you of 'The List'?"

"I was twelve! And you, Richard! You probably instigated all this didn't you?!"

"Dami, I'm just worried about my little brother!" Dick said, eyes going big, blue, and innocent.

Damian openly scoffed at him, stalking over to the trashcan, throwing the papers away, and then walking straight up to Jon, grabbing his hand and pulling him away from Jason.

"In case you missed it, Grayson, I'm no longer little. I can make my own judgements on who to date, and who not too, and there is no one more worthy of that honor than Kent."

If it wasn't for the five, very deadly, people standing across the kitchen from them, Jon would've kissed Damian right then. As was, his cheeks just turned red.

"Now we will be taking our leave. I'm disappointed in each of you."

"Wait until we tell Bruce-"

"A pointless threat, he already knows, Todd. We are going to prom together, after all."

"Wait-"

"YOU'RE WHAT?!"

Damian dragged Jon away, his family screeching in horror behind them. The older teen grumbling the whole way upstairs.

#damian wayne #batfam #jon kent #robin #superboy #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #duke thomas #cassandra cain #damijon #damianxjon #writing prompt #prompt ask #prompt #give me prompts and shiz #ask me #send me asks #ask me questions #ask #ask me stuff #queerbutstillhere #queerbutstillhere writes

[artificialac1d]

ahhh view monster very epic album. it has a few miss songs, but skipping those aren’t a bother 

lets go!!!!  kaleidoskull (hhhnfghjdbf instrum ents) this is a cute little instrumental piece to start off the album!! it sounds really nice and calming sorta. cool!! amnesia was her name (guitar B]) uhh this one is fine. i dont listen to this one a lot, i usually skip it, but it isnt awful!! it has a nice little instrumental. the man in stripes and glasses (ehh) the song isnt bad its just preventing me from listening to mARKETLAND. the chorus also is not the greatest. the rest is fine. marketland (dododododododooododododoododooooooooo) the guitar(?) part at the beginning and that persists through the song is cool!! i never realized how much i love the instrumentals to lemon demon songs until i wrote these damb. MOMMA ZOOMA money is VERY fun to sing i love it yes thank you. tried playing it uke once, failed miserably B] gadzooks (this album starts off with a lot of misses h) this song is alright. same opinions with this one with amnesia :/ knife fight (FIGHT FOR YOUR LIIIIIIFE) oh yeah??? the instrumental is just!! very cool!!!! the second voice a little obnoxious, and the end part makes me embarrased, btu otherwise, this song is a 13,000/10 would jam to again the only house thats not on fire yet (ahh!!!!! yes!!!!!) oh my GOD this song makes me feel nostalgia i dont even have. its just really peaceful and nice and just dbhhgfjdsrgbhj!! gahhh singing it is a blast!! i really love this song, if you cant tell. the ocean (ballroom dance 😳) another one of my moms favorites!! i dont know why i keep including my mom into these,,, be quiet. very upbeat!! nice little uhh synth(?) bits!!! i dont know what to call these little computer noises hngjhfbjdh. this song is really memorable for me! v fun to sing. the afternoon (exploding house i think) see the footprints in the cave??? this song is a lot like the only house thats not of fire yet in the nostalgia part. very good time!! very much vibes!! love it spring heeled jack (murderer but bouncy) instrumental!!! 20/10!!! i use a lot of !! sorry 😳 uhh the lyrics!! fun! cool to sing along to, very nice song!! thank you kneel sliceofpizza!  being a rock star (the music industry sucks) sticks instrumental?? hell yeah!! again, VERY fun to sing if im home alone or soemthing. the chorus,,,, 10/10 love that. very vibes ask for nothing (balloon flew away :pensive:) this song is cute!!! the instrumental is very soft, and so is the singing/lyrics!! this is a very nice like, calming song!! very nice satirists love song (w hoa) i havent lsitened to this one in a while so i am listening to it while writing. whoa!! the instrumental is GREAT (like always) the singing is nice!! the little chorus bits are cool! hell yeah. the machine (anticipation to bill watterson😳) do i need to keep saying the instrumental is good? the instrumental is good. THIS is one of the songs you can just, relax to and chill out. very very nice experience!! listen to this after a long day. bill watterson (og fuckm oh shit stalker neil) instrumental...... really cool very jamming i literally cannot express how FUN this song is to sing this song i literally cannot its GREAT 1,000,000/10 would commit arson to again. something glowing (literally almost spelled it something clowning im so tired) this is nice! very relaxing and theraputic. its a nice relaxing song compared to the obsessiveness of bill waterson. nice contrast!! 320x200 (64,000) this instrumental is nice to listen to!! ear candy. ben bernanke (h???? dgfhjdhbfjhkd???) i dont like this song. it sounds good but i dont.. like it. you can like it but. it freaks me out. idk maybe i just hate the visual of ahem EVERYTHING.  drinky-bird (instrumental part 3!! electric dance partee!!) another nice instrumental to listen to!! i dont usually listen to the instrumentals a bunch, but thats only because i want to get to the songs with lyrics lol modify (cut off your fucking arms) whoa... the instrumental is BANGING. i planned to do a seriesof drawings for this song including each person who mangled themselves but gave up lol. the lyrics!! fun!!! upbeat gore B] nightmare fuel (clown head with legs) spoomky ??? well it is spooky month so. yes. the song is pretty nice!! i dont listen toit much so i dont have a lot to say. sundial (JAMMIN) i remember this being the BOP when i first found it. ngl listened to it on repeat for like a day. its very cool!!! very nice to listen to. also who fucked up his sundial who am i fighting. the wiggles hate eachother in real life (never watched it) uhh the instrumental is nice! not my favorite, but its a very interesting sendoff!! oh no one of the wiggles is drunk :[ thanks for reading this bullshit im tired might draw something or pass out idk.

#lemon demon #view monster #neil cicierega #:]

[intriga-hounds]

Prompt: No punctuation

this is actually from week 2, but i never shared it bc i hated this prompt!!! punctuation is my everything. 

anyway, i was unhappy with what i wrote, so i rewrote it from a new pov. the rewrite is at the top, the original is beneath. 

this is easily my least favorite thing i’ve written for this club lol

Revisit: Changed POV

Well the mall was open again today thank goodness I nearly committed infanticide about thirteen times during the shutdown and even while I was out I wasnt completely sure I didnt want to stop at Home Depot on the way home for duct tape and a shovel you know what I mean hahaha oh no you know I love Brynly and Jaxsen more than anything in the world I would absolutely never anyway as I was saying the mall was finally open again thank you Governor Newsom finally using some common sense and so I left the kids with Ryan to have a little time to myself but not all the stores were open so I had to sweep through real quick to see what was open so that I could plan the whole thing out luckily most of my favorites were open like Lucky Brandddd Nordstrommmm and Lululemon and I have been DYING to go to Lulu because I just started a hot yoga class in Huntington Beach that was supposed to be closed but has just stayed open anyway and you dont even have to wear a mask well anyway there was a line at most of the stores and just about every place was having a sale God there were signs everywhere 50 percent off this BOGO that basically it was a dream come true so I started at Lulu since you know thats my absolute favorite I mean I scoured the app the night before to look at all the cute new summer stuff and when I walked up there wasnt any line which was amazing but there was this girl like guarding the door seriously like actually guarding it like a bouncer she even looked like a bouncer like she was kind of you know on the heavier side and really mean looking but shes in head to toe Lulu so I know shes not actual security shes wearing like the spring 2019 Wunder Under tight and then she had that new Cates Tee Ive been wanting I mean it was MEANT for me it has the same name as me like Kate in a Cates Tee just has to happen so I go up to the doors to go in but Bouncer Girl stops me and is like maam did your appointment come up and Im like excuse me appointment and she goes oh yeah if you scan this QR code itll lead you to a webpage where you can join the virtual line to shop in the store the wait is about 30 minutes right now and Im just floored Im like 30 minutes and shes like yes 30 minutes there are a few parties ahead of you and Im just looking at her like wow I mean it was unbelievable I mean you could see into the store and it was basically empty and I told her that but she was just like yes thats because the store only has a capacity of 15 people according to the safety guidelines and I just was like really seriously that makes NO sense cant you just let me in when those people are done checking out and shes all no Im sorry maam theres a party of three who are next in the virtual line and I just start laughing in her face because that line isnt REAL and theyre not even HERE they wouldnt even KNOW I skipped ahead of them I mean I already know what I want anyway so just let me in I just want to pick up a few things and then she gets this tone with me shes like well these other parties just want to pick up a few things too maam were happy to have you shop with us but youre going to have to join the virtual line and I just cut her off there I was like whatever no forget it Ill just take my business elsewhere I mean obviously because if this is how they treat their customers why would I even go there just ridiculous and honestly Im still thinking about calling corporate because thats really wrong I mean Ive shopped there for years and most of the gals working there know me by name I dont even know who this girl was but she mustve been new because she just didnt have a clue and she was so rude because even as I was walking away she goes have a nice day with the fakest cheer Ive ever heard like I just know she thought she was so hilarious the next time I go to the mall Im going to see if the store manager is in because someone like that just shouldnt be working for Lululemon you know what I mean like theyre an established and really classy popular brand and for that price point they really shouldnt be abusing their regulars like this its just wrong but yeah anyway if you do go to the mall make sure you look out for virtual lines or whatever because it seriously ruined the whole trip for me

Original:

The mall was open again thank goodness Kate had nearly committed infanticide about thirteen times during the shutdown and even now wasnt completely sure she didnt want to stop at Home Depot on the way home for duct tape and a shovel mostly that was a joke to herself a little Wine Mom humor if you will after all Denise had said something similarly hilarious last week at Mom Group but it wasnt really something you could say to just anyone or theyd call the cops or something thankfully there would be no need for that the mall was open and Kate could actually leave the kids with Ryan and have some time to herself though not all stores were open most of them were including many of Kates favorites such as Lucky Brand Nordstrom and Lululemon some had lines to enter but others were ready and waiting for her their windows filled with giant sale signs and bogo deals slashed prices and numbers with percentage symbols it was altogether overwhelming Lululemon was first on her list as she had already scoured the Lulu app for cute new arrivals she was interested in trying on surprisingly there was no line just a plump girl in patterned 28 inch Wunder Under tights from last springs collection and the new Cates Tee in brick an aptly named top Kate felt since it was at the top of her wishlist but as she went to enter the store Wunder Under stopped her with a maam did your appointment come up appointment yes if you scan this QR code itll lead you to a webpage where you can join the virtual line to shop in the store the wait is about 30 minutes right now thirty minutes yes there are a few parties ahead of you Kate gaped at her this is unbelievable she said the store is practically empty yes thats because the store only has a capacity of 15 people according to the safety guidelines well cant you just let me in when those people are done checking out no Im sorry maam theres a group of three who are next in the virtual line theyre not even here so why cant you just let me in I just have a few things I want to pick up yes well we are happy to have you shop with us maam but youll have to join the virtual yes okay whatever I get it maam are you going to no forget it Ill just take my business elsewhere okay have a nice day yeah

Challenge from the book: punctuate the following sentence with only three semicolons

All that is is all that is not is not that that is is not that that is not that is all.

#writing

[ahoycookie]

Tagged by: @clownkite !!!!!!!!!! Rules: Answer some questions and tag some bloggers you want to know better!

Name: Natalie

nickname: Nat 

gender: Demi - she/they

sexuality: bisexual

height: 5′3′’ (and a quarter or something if you want the exact) and i know this for a fact because i had an argument (i won)

languages: english only unless you count the handful of phrases i know in spanish

nationality: us of a

current time: 11:26 

favorite season: SPRING!!! flowers and bees!!!

favorite flower: uhh idk all of them but especially roses (im basic). black bat flowers are cool too

favorite scent: vanillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa or anything sweet-related. but then i just get mad when theres no cake

favorite color: orange and blue. idk i cant choose

favorite animal: ALL OF THEM AGAIN but i REALLLYYY like reptiles. mainly snakes because i have one

favorite fictional character: uh. um. hum........ idk based on my current main fandom (hxh) then maybe zushi (follow my zushi blog @waszushibabytoday)

average hours of sleep: i dont count but less than i should

coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: TEA. TEA TEA TEA TEA TEA i drink so much tea. i had some today it was Cranberry Blood Orange 

number of blankets i sleep with: like five

dogs or cats: both??? i dont want to choose. but i guess dogs because i have two

dream trip: somewhere outside of america literally anywhere else get me out. preferably with a lot of my friends

dream job: ZOOKEEPER i want to touch lemurs and big birds and snakes and frogs and dolphins and- 

followers: like 20 im new here

blog established: ik i just said im new here but i made this account like 3 years ago but i JUST recently became more active

reason for my url: its what i use everywhere i dont feel like changing it

random fact: this isnt a fact. this is a demand. go watch Little Shop of Horrors (its my favorite musical)

tagging: IDK I DONT KNOW ENOUGH PEOPLE if u wanna do this go ahead this counts as me tagging you 

#tag game #random facts #OOG #first time doing this too #long post

[ghostlypawn]

Most underrated line, in your opinion, from your favorite shows? (Six, Hadestown, Comet, Tigers, Alice By Heart, more if you’d like to share?)

six: ive said it before but the “thats one horse out of the race” is so funny and doesnt get nearly as many laughs as it deserves.

hadestown: i feel eurydices part in doubt comes in is v underrated like the “the coldest night of the coldest year comes right before the spring” line is the kinda stuff id see in edits etc. but just havent ?? (also love the switch of mindsets as now eurydice is the one giving hopeful encouraging lines).

comet: i dont know if theyre necessarily underated but i also gravitate towards the proverb/russian saying-y lyrics like “Drink with me, my love for there's fire in the sky and there's ice on the ground either way, my soul will die” or probably more underrated the whole “Here’s to happiness, freedom, and life!May your travel be swift as a scythe cuts through the grass! May your sorrows be counted and numbered as many as drops of wine and vodka that stay in my glass!” idk why they just ressonate with me this one was harderwatt: lines that deserved more laughs: “if i have live here then im sure you can make it through one afternoon.” “not historically?!” and “have you ever felt so good you youre bursting out of your skin” “not my usual reaction to homicide?” the dry tone of cairos voice is just so funny to me; im sure theres more than ive forgotten but i havent watched in a while n have bad memory

alice by heart: i feel like any lines are underrated apart from ones in say still, afternoon and another room but like,, i love p much all of the cheshire cat’s quotes, theyre the things that sometimes u dont want to hear but they just b facts; (What's the point of turning the key if you won't go through the door?, The question is when someone needs to go who are you to make them stay?, It isn't how much time, it's how we use the time.,). i feel like in general all the jokes in this show tend to land well and since the fandom isnt that big you cant really dictate whats over/underrated in terms of lines but i will say winter blooms is probs the most underrated song (probably bc it cuts off on the boot) and the quote “nothing comes or goes without a shadow, somewhere in the soul you hold a candle. let the sorrow go, it's half the battle” is so bootiful (this is longest bc ive recently read like the whole script whilst the others i havent thought about properly in a while).

i was gonna do spring awakening too but im so brain dead n i feel like p much all lines of that show are appreciated in some form or another idk

#this post rly just broke me down to bare essentials of theatre huh #long post