#i dont know why but it was literally a dollar so who cares

[pa-pa-plasma]

I feel like too many people don't understand that a bad person having normal human traits does not suddenly make them a good person

#& every person who thinks that way is sooo susceptible to abuse #like that's not a joke or anything like for real if you keep treating people as 2 dimensional #then you fall into the trap of ''they did 1 nice thing for me so they must not actually be bad'' #you're allowed to like bad characters without scrambling to justify & write off their terrible actions & personality #like dude youre so desperate to not be caught liking something deviant youre using the same tactics as a H*rry P*tter fan #anyway i hope those people who like that asshole from ST never meet a Billy irl #cuz ive lived with Billys irl & it's not fucking fun. it's not interesting. it's living with an abusive piece of shit #just admit you think hes a good person because hes attractive. like youre fooling no one #if he didnt look like that youd call him a fucking freak. but he doesnt so hes just ''interesting to pick apart'' #i can give you insight into that kind of person's brain: they literally would abuse you. they don't care. they think you deserve it #they can do nice things all they want but the ''niceness'' never quite reaches the same level the ''meanness'' gets to #theyre always paired together. they bought you an ice cream that costs less than a dollar? you owe them money plus interest #the reality of the situation is that every time someone like me sees you guys doing that #fawning over some asshole abuser & calling them perfect & explaining away their behaviour? #it literally sets me back. it makes me so fucking mad because that happens in real life. it's why the abuse never gets stopped #no one believes you because ''well they were nice to ME & look nice so i dont believe you'' #i know how much you guys hate acknowledging apologism but like. that's abuse apologism right there

[depresseddepot]

bra shopping makes me so incredibly bitter lmao I see someone complain about being a DDD cup and I just roll my eyes

#girl i WISH i was you #youve got plenty of options still #do you have any idea how hard it is to find a uk gg WITHOUT UNDERWIRE (<-autistic) #at this point i dont even care if they're cheap #i also have three different etsy stores that make custom bras on my to purchase list BC NOBODY ELSE MAKES A PROPER FUCKING UK GG #and when they DO have a uk gg its got so much lace and weird patterns and seams on the front of it that itll show thru your shirt #why cant i just get a SMOOTH BRA WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE TO BE SO ITCHY #anyways im also baffled by people who are able to buy cute lacey things and wear them under their clothes in public #like. my bras are contraptions. restraints. god i wish i was just a ddd cup #I have one (1) bra that fits correctly and ofc it has a seam RIGHT in the center that shows through my shirts and im so pissed about it #anyways. time to spend literally (not even joking) hundreds of dollars on bras that fit #each one that i managed to find is 80 dollars. lmfao #plus bra sellers barely acknowledge whether they're uk or us sized and im a us k cup so. baby i need to KNOW #its not a matter of ''ah its a lil small'' I SPILL OUT OF EVERYTHING #deep breaths

[isildheir]

Honestly, my abuser saying Louis was just as bad as Lestat or basically implying they hate how people write Lestat off as more abusive than he is or that Louis was just as abusive was a red flag I should've put a lot more stock into.

#The guy was Empathizing with a capital E. #God hold me back cuz I LAUGH at them. Abuser all weh u..abused me..cuz...u called me stupid and annoying when I wouldn't let u leave me #after ur 30239929292th attempt #Youre abusive cuz...u made me feel so unloved when you kept trying to leave me! :'((( #LMAOAOOA yeah if thats abuse then slap my ass and call me sally cuz ill always try to leave you #You fuckin insane psychopath. constantly putting damn words in my mouth and telling ME what i ACTUALLY mean #you dont care about anything i have to say. you need to be the one slighted to justify why you feel so offended 24/7. #dude u wanna be a fucking victim so bad then fuckin be my guest u fuckin miserable sick sad sack of absolute dog shit #always calling me a liar and putting me on the podium to state my case infinite times till you hammered me into gaslighting myself #to support your interpretation. go to hell. #you are chronically miserable for a reason. and you will NEVER find reprieve in that. EVER. just as you deserve. #YOU made me start therapy because of the CONSTANT confusion and emotional trauma i endured with you. #YOU made me cry all the time at work. #YOU gave me chest pains and difficulty breathing. just seeing YOUR DAMN NAME on my phone gave me panic attacks #YOU did so much FUCKED UP SHIT to me and you NEVER ACCEPTED ANY REALITY BUT ME HURTING YOU ON PURPOSE #you literally tell me 24/7 i dont care about you and i would drop THOUSANDS of dollars on you #AND FUCKIN WATCH UR SHOWS 3 TIMES IN A ROW #AND CALL AND TEXT U EVERY NIGHT. SIT AND HELP YOU PREP FOR JOB INTERVIEWS. #I DREW UR DAMN OC SO OFTEN HE PRACTICALLY BECAME MY MOST DRAWN CHARACTER #I DID SO MUCH TO SHOW U I CARED. BE IT GIFTS. MONEY. BE IT TIME. BE IT HELPING IN #UR VTUBING CAREER U WANTED TO START. #BE IT SPENDING NIGHTS SOMETIMES TILL 6AM JUST MAKING SURE YOU'RE OKAY. #I JUST. DID. SO. FUCKING. MUCH. IT WAS NEVER ENOUGH FOR YOU. I HOPE YOU DIE. SUFFER. BURN IN HELL. #I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I WILL NEVER STOP HATING YOU. #I GAVE YOU SO MUCH. I WAS HAPPY TO TOO. WHAT A FOOL I WAS. NOTHING I DID WAS EVER ENOUGH. YOU ALWAYS HAD TO FUCKIN COMPARE #OR GET JEALOUS WHEN I SPENT ONE SECOND WITH ANYONE ELSE #U NEEDED TO GRILL ME FOR EVERYTHING #ASK WHO I WAS WITH #NEEDED TO KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING JUST IN CASE IT WAS SOMEONE YOU DIDNT LIKE #UR FUCKIN ABSURD. UR INSANE. ROT IN HELL. FUCKIN GET TORN APART DOWN THERE. I HOPE YOU SUFFER. I WANT TO WATCH. I WILL LAUGH.

[zemnarihah]

i got pulled over and i have to go to court i think

#she came up and i was shitting myself and then she was like just letting you know you have a tail light out:) and i was so relieved and then #she asked for my license and then she came back and was like so your registration is super expired and im giving you a citation. and you #have to call this number #and theres no fine listed but like. i think i literally have to go to court. and theyre definitely giving me a fine there right? idk i #looked it up and i think the lowest i could possibly get is 200 dollars but it could be like a thousand. #it literally says that if i dont call they will issue a warrant for my arrest how fucking insane is that #the cop had a tattoo on her arm that said 'ill keep you safe' keep me safe from what my big bad expired registration #keep me safe from having a good day. or having a savings account. cool thanks #do you think if i like. fake my death and name her in a suicide note and like put in it that my last wish is for someone to tell her it was #her fault. that would probably sufficiently emotionally scar her right #also im kind of worried abt my job i think they did background checks when i got hired and idk if this is smth that would effect it but lik #its not just a ticket i think its literally a crime. like i think i have a record now and i dont know if im allowed to HAVE that at my job #im probably just doom spiraling ik but like. #i just feel so STUPID like i knew it was expired i just keep forgetting and putting it off and oh ill try and do it in the next couple week #and ive been doing that for MONTHS #but also WHY is it that serious who CARES if a vehicle is registered. does it literally matter at all like genuinely how could it effect ou #society. like how am i harming anyone. #whatever. im an outlaw. ive been watching cowboy movies and romanticizing outlaws so i guess this is what i get. im an outlaw and i am goin #to go register my car.

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Ok since I have a bit more substantial following. I'm going to detail my surefire method for shoplifting from walmart. I've been doing this for a couple years now, without any repercussions, with my method you can do the same. Read this whole guide, and feel free to ask me questions if need be.

So step one: do your shopping as normal, except grab a few 92 cent packages of tuna(anything small, flat and cheap will work). The amount you grab depends on how many things you're going to steal.

While shopping, place the item to be stolen on top of the tuna in your cart. it's very important that you know where the barcodes are located on both items, as this will come into play in a big way. What's also important is that the item is big enough to completely hide the tuna package under it. Otherwise this method can be risky.

Step two: once you are done with your shopping, head to self check out. Keep an eye on the walmart employee who is manning that station, you want to choose a self checkout that is as far away from them as possible (in my experience these people aren't paying THAT much attention and if they are, they dont care. Look for the younger employee, the ones on their phones, they are your best friend). You want your back facing these people as well.

Step three: Time to ring things up.

Something that is crucial is that you are not stealing literally everything.

Some of your items are going to be paid for normally, and ideally it's some high dollar items you have hid the tuna under. You're going to scan the tuna barcode but make it seem like you are scanning the other item's barcode. This is why you need to hide the tuna underneath the item, be careful not to scan the actual item's barcode because you might end up actually buying it lmao.

Proceed to scan your items, I always do the tuna items first, just to get them out of the way and bagged. I then scan the rest of my items normally, proceed to pay and then leave walmart. Those little scanners at the door only work for things with security devices on them, so dont worry about that. once you are in the parking lot you are home free baby! You just saved a fuckton of money and gave a big fuck you to walmart, good job!

Now, I make it seem very simple, and it is easy once you get the hang of it.

But there a few caveats that are very important.

1. You want everything in a bag, because the employee manning the doors are tasked with checking the receipt if you have something that is not bagged. They are lookingfor the unbagged item on the receipt, and if you have a lot of stuff and only some of them aren't paid for, then usually this isn't an issue. They'll see your huge ass tub of kitty litter on there, and ignore the rest. Still, being stopped by any employee is unwanted.

2. Some self checkout kiosks monitor the weight of items you scan and then place in self checkout, the bagging area is a scale. HOWEVER, in recent years, walmart has forgone that method of limiting shoplifting, I think because it would cause more trouble than it's worth. You need to go to your walmart and test this, which is easy to do.

Above all, it's important to act natural, and it's important to practice. Try it with just one item, you will not get in trouble for having a single item not rung up, if caught.

This post has gotten a bit longer than expected, so if you have questions let me know. HAPPY SHOPLIFTING FUCK WALMART TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL

#this post just might ruin my life but oh well

[obscurecharactershowdown]

Group E Round 2

[image ID: the first image is of Goo, a blue blob with a 2 little black eyes and a half smile. the second image is of Shrimp, a black creature with a blue and white collar. he has bright white eyes, 4 spindly legs, a long tail, and an oblong head. end ID]

Goo

okay so goo . goo is like the silliest little goofball ive seen on a web series . he dances with PINECONES and makes and says weird wacky analogies and keeps all of them in little notebook for later use and also made a 3-5 hour film for his best friend bot after they said they wanted a new identity BUT he single-handedly spent like 30mil dollars or something for that but it’s okay hes trying his best !!!!! also he did NOT deserve to be voted out for that i really hope goo and bot reunite btw because they didnt get to talk much right before goo’s elimination and not ONLY that but literally goo got eliminated BEFORE he got to see bot’s transition he doesn’t even know that their name is bot he still thinks its tbd (…like literally. he still thinks their name is literally “tbd” because they said their name was tbd. yeah he’s kinda dumb like that but it’s okay i love him for it/p) as far as i know anyways their silly little meaningful conversation before his elimination that made me cry "yeah,, i liked it !! but.. it was,,. a lot :[ listen goo,, i-i dont need this new identity to be such a big grand spectacle , i just want you to treat me like. llike me . with all the uncertainty lately, it helps everything feel just a bit more,, normal , yknow .?" “oh,, ohfor sure ,! i get it !! it’s like,, you just wanted a slice of cake, and i went and gave you the whole bakery ,:D !!” “hehe, yyup, nailed it !! ,:)” UWAHHHHHHH😭/LH/POS and also he’s apart of an alliance with his bestie called the cheer factory !!!! and they focus on cheering people up and theysure as hell do well at it !!!!! they cheered up clover and the floor ithink yes the floor is a character ssshshshshhsshh / and goo literally lost one of the challengesbecause he laughed at the floor’s joke in order to cheer him up AND HE DID NOT CARE he was just glad he got to cheer somebody up !!!!! “another satisfied customer at the,, CHEER FACTORY !!! :D” LITERALLY HE WAS SO HAPPY and also when goo and bot were separated into two seperate teams goo is IMMEDIATELY sad when he notices bot isnt with him “sigh… i guess the cheer factory has become the.., cheer llc. :[“ I FELT SO BAD FOR THE BOTH OF THEM / but ahemem anyways goo is a silly little goober and that’s why he should be in this competition !!!🎉🎉 also a few extra bonus facts about him (sorry not sorry/lh/silly) 1 . he doesnt have limbs but like he also doesnt write with his mouth . his voice actor said he dances on top of the paper until it leaves a smudge 2 . did i mention he dances with pinecones/silly 3 . he likes fudge sundaes 🎉🎉 4 . his voice actor has made him diss subway before due to a request on one of his livestreams ( “lalalalala- SUBWAY⁉️eat fresh my butt‼️>:[[” ) 5 . hes blue

Shrimp

Ok so Shrimp is public enemy #1 and I love him. He's the funny little guy you see on your loading screen during the game who you don't think much of until eventually you find an asylum on one of the floors of the Upturned Inn and oops! Shrimp is there! And you need to free him to progress, which Ik is alarmed by even though you can also just tell him you didn't see/free Shrimp. You can put a collar on this little guy to make him look snazzy, despite how little he's with you. On the floors where he's friendly he kind of just follows you around, so you get to have a little buddy for parts of the game! He's basically just your pet dog who may or may not be severely dangerous. And by may or may not I mean a definite yes he is, because he turns aggressive when he gets especially hungry. He can eat the food objects scattered around, though, so that's avoidable! He can also stay with you for nice little elevator rides, which does concern Ik, but it works out! until he starts trying to attack you but if you don't feed your dog then I don't care if it attacks you [additional propaganda 1]

#obscurecharactershowdown #group e round 2 #obscure poll #goo inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity #shrimp the upturned #the upturned

[apocalypse-gang]

to be honest I don't understand why everyone feels so entitled or even assumes everyone needs to have the same sentiments. You have to deal with the fact not everyone wants to fights others' battles. There are people with their own problems and bigotry they're dealing with to care about a wizard's game.

It's not entitlement, it's an ask. It's begging. It's an ask to not financially support a multi-millionaire who uses her royalties to give money to organizations that are successfully trying to dehumanize and strip the rights of trans people. It is an ask not to support a game that entire premise depends dangerous and dehumanizing Jewish stereotyping, that was put into this fictional world by JKR herself.

My frustration is that people are actively claiming to be allies and even acting morally superior, for buying a game that trans and jewish communities have been begging people not to buy. You are not an ally if you buy this game. If you know what Joanne is doing is wrong, and you know how she uses her money, yet they are ignoring it for their own interests and nostalgia. You are not an ally. Allyship doesn't fluctuate when it's convenient for you, and you can't buy back your allyship or forgiveness if you donate to charities. It's selfish.

I constantly live with the fact that no one fights others' battles, and I'm still frustrated by it. We were put on this earth to protect our fellow man, and people just won't. I know we can't all constantly fight for ourselves and others' 24/7 while also living ori day to day life. Our world is too big for that. But this is not people choosing not the fight. It's people consciously choosing to give money to the ones harming people. I constantly live with the fact that people aren't fighting our battle for and with us because no one actually cares about trans people. Most of the world doesn't care about us, and people are trying to destroy us. And here we have "allies" who throw get frustrated they feel guilty and people dont like that they are knowingly put their money into a influential, multi-millionaire bigot's pockets. Those that are mad that people don't want them to play the Blood Libel slavery simulator game.

It's literally asking people to not buy a video game. That's all people are asking. It's an inaction. No one's asking people to vote, no one's asking people to wave flags or sign petition, people literally asking you not to spend money on a game. Its a gesture. The bare minimum. It was doing nothing and people couldn't do that. That was it. People couldn't do even do nothing for the Jewish and trans communities.

For the people with their own problems and bigotry they're dealing with, a video game isn't going to fix it. A video game isn't going to save them. And if they are someone who is maganalized, it is very, very likely JKR doesn't care about them either. Her work and her views are extremely racist, xenophobic, fatphobic, even things having misogyny and homophobia, and things she claims to dislike. Her and her posse are willing to align with whit supremacists in order to continue their cause. Her bigotry will only get worse with time. So why financially support someone who is only going to harm marganalized groups. You are knowingly putting your wants above real people who will be harmed. If you buy the game, you have to accept that fact. You can't work your away around it, or try to donate away your guilt.

No one needs a Harry Potter game. No one will die without getting the game. The game won't fix any of your problems.the game won't stop the bigotry you deal with personally.

All people asked for was literally nothing. Do nothing. It's not spending $70 dollar on a video game and not playing it. It's a symbol of support, showing you won't support someone so cruel. All people asked if people would do nothing when a game came out. Why is it so controversial to ask that of people? Why is it so controversial to be upset about when people don't do it?

Why should i not be frustrated with the injustices of the world? Why should I settle for apathy?

#hogwarts legacy #jk rowling #jkr #harry potter #hogwarts

[elhokar-kholin]

most of the people in this fandom on this platform know jack shit about mormonism and will only bring it up when they want to make a potshot about sanderson's beliefs in what are usually wildly inaccurate ways. like come on if we're gonna point out the mormon influences in his work why don't we point out the allusion to anything not written in metal not being able to be trusted to the golden plates, or the similarities of kabsal to a mormon missionary, or the parallels between the belief that those in the celestial kingdom will ascend to godhood and get their own planets to run and the shards, or the exmormon influences of jasnah? but no its that mormons think gay people go to hell and sanderson is a mormon so he must believe that. fam they don't even believe in regular hell. go google search outer darkness. existing being gay is not a sin anymore in the church, even though gay sex is sin still on the level of masturbation. but does anyone care to look at the full picture of it? there is so much to be said and so many stories to tell and so many queer people who have suffered under the mormon church and how high the suicide rates are and the homophobic attitudes and polices that affect the day to day lives of those still in and those who leave the church. no one assuming they know what mormons believe so they can make a post on tumblr dot com for clout actually cares about those people though, do they? it's posturing, putting someone down to make themselves look better in comparison. thats not love. thats not helping.

did you guys know that the mormon church recently used BYU to launder hundreds of millions of dollars from canada to the U.S. ? So you guys know about the massive boy scouts of america abuse lawsuits going on right now? Do you know the name of Sam Young? do you know what the CES letter is and its impact? do you know the list of things that can get you excommunicated from the church, of which a sex change surgery and murder and talking trash about the church on the internet are side by side? do you know of the temple oaths of silence, that you might slit your own throat and disembowel yourself before speaking of the things said in the temple? do you know of the horrors of all but compulsory missionary service?

do you know about the cult tactics the church uses to keep its members from leaving? did you know the church is centered around making the member feel never good enough, never as perfect as they need to be? do you know about the honor codes at BYU and that you can get removed from the school or fired from your job for leaving or speaking against the church?

like, does literally anyone talking about mormonism here care about any of that?

and if we're going to hyperanalyze sanderson's beliefs, which i really think is someones personal business unless they specifically state otherwise, especially if saying the wrong thing (particularly as a public figure) can come with severe consequences, from my own opinion and perspective as an ex-mormon, i really dont think he holds hate in his heart for the marginalized groups he is attempting to portray. i think he genuinely cares about doing a good job and having diversity in his books and doesnt think its against god to do so. obviously the environment of his upbringing prevents him from having as honed of an instinct when it comes to diversity as some of us might prefer, but let's not pretend that it's malice or disgust driving unpreferable decisions when thats not what we have evidence of. a nevermo reader might not pick up on it, but sanderson constantly writes themes and narratives contrary to the teachings of the church (looking at you cytonic). he is not bound to the beliefs of the church, as such is the case with many members especially nowadays with all the cultural shifts happening.

so when someone who knows nothing about mormonism takes a narrative decision they find unfavorable and claims its a result of the mormon influences, really consider if its because its actually related to mormon attitudes or if its because mormonism is a convenient scapegoat of which people dont seem to care to know the real truth and problems behind. like, asking the question "how might sandersons religious views and upbringing impact the way he wrote the narrative here?" is such a good and interesting question, but you can only get real meaning from it if you actually know a thing or 2 about mormonism to begin with. hey, watch some john dehlin, i met the guy once, he's great, and the mormon stories podcast is always interesting and informative. or like browse the exmormon subreddit. idk. i feel like actually learning about these things and doing what you can to support victims in this hell church does so much more good than complaining on a website that an author didnt write the story how you wanted and blaming it on his faith in a way that's not even accurate or adding anything to the conversation

#i know there are also many mormon/exmo fans but most dont wind up on tumblr though ive seen some #and i will say though i feel for those people who experience oppression from the church eho chose to stay anyway #i will also say that you are never going to fix it from the inside and youre only adding to the problem #all for context i was mormon from birth up until i was 12 when i found out i was gay and subsequently left #i was lucky in that some of my family left around the same time so i had support #listen there are bigger things at work here than author didnt make a decision i liked and i feel like thats more important? #whatever. this was more of a rant than anything #my posts #long post #ok actually i thought about it and i want the main tags to see this #cosmere #stormlight archive #brandon sanderson

[loveisbraveandwild]

Taylor can donate more money in secret than she would ever be able to make a difference by calling for a ceasefire not even the head of the UN could get anyone to agree to. This is nearly a hundred years of horrific politics in the making, she can't do anything about it. She's a pop star! Not an elected official. Everyone who is her fan to the point of caring about her opinion already, most likely, is anti-genocide considering she is a role model for the soft hearted. She's already a target of violence and hatred; if tumblr users can loudly want for her death then gun-wielding zionists or violent misogynistic Republicans will too. She let us know what side she's on by going to a fundraiser for Palestine. Lucy and Phoebe are her friends and there's absolutely no way they haven't talked about it and therefore donated to one of the many causes Lucy has been posting about. I think just maybe Taylor deserves for us to trust her about this.

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah i dont really know how to explain to people how taylor’s silence hurts. i dont really care abt the private conversations she’s having with friends. also, if lucy and phoebe r posting on social media and she isn’t, i hope she’s asking herself why. there’s a reason phoebe and lucy r posting abt it- because their platforms matter and they know that. i disagree that her privately donating matters more than speaking out. yes, sending money and resources to gaza is essential, but i’m also interested in a global interrogation of the western world and the harm western governments have done to billions of people globally, namely Brown and Black people. Money doesnt STOP the genocide, it just gives the people being genocided food and medicine MAYBE ?? until they probably die. i also think her asking people to donate and getting 10% of her followers to donate $10 is over 300 million dollars and there’s no way in hell do i believe she’s donating THAT much. i disagree with ultra rich people asking regular people to donate, but at this point, i’ll take anything. also sure, she went to a fundraiser, but again, sending money to a relief fund isn’t the same as taking a stance. am i supposed to pat her on the back for showing up to one event in an outfit that could feed a Palestinian for an entire year ONCE during an almost 130 day genocide? I am also so sick and tired of people talking abt her safety. i care abt her safety!!! but i dont care abt her comfort, especially when quite literally millions of palestinians are unsafe she’s also one of the richest people in the world and im not convinced that there aren’t a plethora of things she could do to keep herself safe. in the wake of advocating for what is just, what is right, and what is beyond necessary to stop the endless, brutal, vile murders of tens of thousands of Palestinian people.

#also saying zionists would attack her is EXACTLY WHY she needs to speak out!! #zionists r violent and they should be scare to share their beliefs!!! #they should not feel comfortable or supported in their call for an ethno religious state that is only possible through stealing lan #d and genociding people!!! #she should be advocating for a ceasefire!!! not being silence in a way that inherently perpetuates violence

[diaco1968]

hi i wanted to request a lilttle something... bakugou with a s/o who is jumpy but then gets angry (not full on raging just a couple of curses) at other person for doin it like umm gets scared not scared but gets a lil heart attack when someone suprises, not even intentionally, like they might doin some shit and were unaware that he was standing behind and gets surprised when they turn around. also i hope you're doin well and takin care of urself!! and pls dont overwork urself!

Thank you that's very sweet of you, Hope you're doing well too :* also I think this one was sfw so I did a bit of a crack/fluff. And wasn't sure if it was headcanon or story so did a bit of both, hope you enjoy it! <3

No Warning, just a bit of cursing.

Easily jumpy you say? You can bet your bottom dollar he will exploit that. He will scare you indeed but not in a "boo! Gotcha" way, more in a stand there and loom over you until you notice his presence and crap yourself. Also will like to always deny he enjoys it so he prefers the passive way. He finds it kinda cute, kinda funny, when you, looking all tiny compared to him, and all mad, start cursing away with that pretty little mouth of yours. Probably likes it cause you remind him of a mini-Bakugou?

He will usually brush you off with a forehead or top of the head kiss as well just to add to your frustration.

The only time he will draw the line though is when even though you know things can make you jumo easily, but you are being clumsy about it... :

You squinted your eyes at the glass wondering how stubborn can a stain be as the water rinsed away the foam and the bubbles off and the stain remained just as it was before you even started to clean the windows. You were alone in the house and got bored so you decided to be productive and clean up. And You've been doing this particular window for some time now, the music was blasting and it was all you could hear except the screechy noise of your cloth wipe over the glass of the window, that's why it was only natural that you didn't hear Bakugou walk in a while ago as he stood a couple steps behind the chair and watched your whole body jiggle as you struggled on.

He had his hands crossed over his chest deciding how to approach the situation, annoyed that you were standing on a chair so close to the window, not even worried that you might fall out. On the other hand he didn't want to alarm you by declaring his presence and actually causing the fall, knowing your history of jumpiness.

He didn't decide quick enough though.

You hand was cramping by now and your shoulder was aching so you stopped wiping your forehead in frustration with the back of your arm after you threw the cloth in the bucket and you turned around on the chair to hop off to fetch some other chemicals.

That's when you saw the figure standing behind you.

Your heart skipped a beat as all your muscles went momentarily rigid, a quick cold shiver running down your spine and as per your usual reflex your mouth was the first thing that got control back.

"Ffffucking bitch ass dick suckerssss!-"

By this time you had mentally realised that it was just Bakugou and not some scary entity or invader or anything and that it was going to be fine to calm down. Except. Your foot slipped on the chair and you started falling back. Towards the window.

In the midst of your own panic you didn't have time to see Bakugou's eyes widening in fright and as you closed your eyes bracing yourself for your fate you cursed the universe one last time,

"Son of a bitch!"

You did not feel anything but you heard the window shatter and then nothing. Took a you a while to notice the sound of heavy deep breaths over you. Probably through angry flared up nose trills? None other than Bakugou?

You opened your eyes and sure enough he was staring at you through narrowed eyes ready to explode.

He had wrapped his arm around your waist and was standing in a very awkward position with you literally draped backwards on his arm. You had even gripped onto him in your panic without noticing. You looked up at him through your lashes still feeling your heartbeat in your throat, and seeing as his chest was flushed against yours he could probably feel it too.

He glared at you a few more seconds and finally let out a sigh through his clenched teeth, settling on insulting you instead of scolding you.

"You total dumbass!"

You rolled your eyes and tried to find your footing.

"I'm the dumbass? You scared the hell out of me! You silent creepy lizard!"

His eye twitched but you could victoriously notice the hesitation in him as he tried to figure out from where did you pull that colorful one out of. It always surprised him how you exploded onto him whenever he scared you, intentionally or not. He found it cute and funny. But not when you almost got yourself killed.

"Why were you standing on the chair by the window? Didn't I tell you I will do the windows myself?"

You blinked remembering that he had specifically told you not to do the windows.

"Uh...no?"

He didn't buy it though.

"Okay, sorry... just wanted to do something useful around the house. No pleasing you, huh?"

His expression immediately softened and he heaved another sigh, before stepping out of the broken shards on the floor, putting you up on your feet and hugging your face to his chest.

"If you are waiting for me to apologize for scaring you, you can stop holding your breath,"

You could hear the vibrations of his rapid heartbeat as he pressed you more to himself and you hugged him around the waist.

"you scared me way worse."

"I know..."

The hug lasted a few moments until you had both calmed down and he finally unwrappes himself from around you.

"I'll go find out who to call for the broken window. Don't touch anything. Do NOT cut yourself."

He warned as he walked off leaving you nodding at the stain that was still perfectly preseved on one of the shards. You leaned down and picked it up. Rotated it to the side that would be facing outside the window and the stain immediately came off as you rubbed your thumb over it.

"Bloody fucking cunt!"

#REQUEST #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugou katsuki #bakugou x reader #bakugou

[silverstonesainz]

Ok smutty headcanon time - head edition:

Lando is the biggest munch because he’s got the most people pleaser in his personality - he knows he can get a good reaction every time he goes face (and giant fingers) first into you so if it ain’t broke

Charles is really a perfectionist about it - if you’re not going to have time for him to really work you over, he would rather just have a quickie - but the fingers are absolutely insane (thanks piano)

Oscar’s better at it than anyone with that sweet face has any right to be and wants to continue getting better at it but at the end of the day, he’s still a 22-year-old boy (at least he always knows where your clit is)

Carlos gets more personal pleasure (read: ego boost) out of it than any of the other guys - he’s got the DSLs and he knows how to use them and hearing you tell him that or just hearing you collapse under him goes straight to his dick

Pierre is the ultimate case of someone being pretty good at something but really just not enjoying it that much (this was me with Latin in middle school) - like, he will do it and he will be great at it and you’ll feel amazing but then it won’t happen again until you’ve either had some big accomplishment or been enough of a tease that it tips him over

Max is kind of a hybrid of Carlos and Pierre - doesn’t especially care for it at first and then realizes how much of an ego stroke it is if he’s good at it

Danny isn’t quite the dark horse - he’s the oldest and most experienced, he has the nose that he has - but I genuinely think people wouldn’t automatically assume he’s the best at it because he’s always laughing but let me tell you I bet the red mist comes down and it’s like he hasn’t eaten in a week istg I want it, like, yesterday

Mick looks like a sweet baby angel from heaven who’s never even heard of a pussy but whatever he does must be working really well because 1) if Schumi junior takes after his pops at all HELLO and 2) dollars to donuts I bet half of why his obnoxiously gorgeous girlfriend seems to love him so much is because she’s dickmatized

Much along the same lines, Alex is really good at it because he has taken the time to understand exactly how Lily ticks and exactly what’s good for her and I have to say that may be the hottest of all

Let me know if I missed anyone

oh my GOD PLEASEEE. u saying carlos has dsls is so so fucked but so so right. that plump bottom lip. i could actually go on and on about carlos giving head, it's a topic i am passionate about.

aaaandd this might be such a hot fucking take but. i dont think lando can give head like that. i genuinely don't think that lando knows how to properly eat pussy. like he for sure does it (he's a fucking scorpio he'll do anything), but i just don't think he does it that well. he's like the guy whose tongue will lap your clit and not do it again for god only knows how long. when giving head his fingers are the star and not his mouth.

pierre will literally only give head to receive head. i think he's decent at it (he's a fucking whore) but he will not give head because that is beneath him.

mick also (imo) doesn't give great head either, but not for a lack of trying. but to that, for him head isn't the main event, it's a starter babes. his dick game must absolutely be strong. you can see it in his face.

and the rest. the rest u are pretty spot on. yep yep yep

#i also hope youre 18+ bc i was gonna delete this per my rule of smut from anons #but i see u put a bit of time into this and yea. i wanted to share #but thank u for coming i appreciate u and i appreciate this #a-nonnie

[ladymelisande]

Hey i just want to tell you something about the fashion designer of hotd Jany Temime, since i think you one few people who notice how she cherry picking the characters in the series, because i knew about her when she was in Harry Potters movie, she never had experience before about "Medieval fantasy Clothing" so yeah that's why she's sucks.

all the dress (everybody wearing dress with princess stich?, no undergarment etc looks like cheap modern dress) this include her favorite (Alicent) didnt looks like from medieval fantasy world, the characters didnt actually dress like they describe, how on earth Alicent who is more religious than Rhaenyra keep wearing revealing clothes?, and Rhaenyra? OMG she wearing those ugly dress while in the book George seems more care how Rhaenyra would dress than Alicent even describe her loves silk, velvet and "richly dress" and NOTHING FOR ALICENT except her GREEN DRESS (and green isnt even her house colors lol) while Rhaenyra at same time wearing "DRAMATIC BLACK AND RED DRESS" and i search it was Jany Temime? Who dress these characters?, i remember when they asking her "WHY SHE CHANGE HERMIONE YULE DRESS TO PINK?" and it was not because there was a deep meaning she said "Because pink looks better in EMMA WATSON FACE" she didnt care about the book or characters when she see's the cast face, and her favorite costume also belong to one the most "attractive face" in the movie Helena Bonham Carter, i bet if Olivia Cooke play as Rhaenyra she would dress her better than to what she did to Emma i dont even think Olivia Cooke would wear dress they give to Emma or wear those ugly wig they even would borrow Dany's wigs if nacessary rather than wearing those or she would dye her hair Silver-Gold like what she did in the show to red she want to looks like her father otto (like whotf care about this?), when they upload that Alicent wedding dress? I hope nobody died for making that amd Im glad i didnt see that in the series, also remember young Alicent keep wearing Rhaenyra's colors? how could this is not so obvious? And i looks at The Targaryen royalty like Rhaenys, Baela, and Rhaena? I dont think even peasant would wear those, also Adult Aemond? For grown ass man who is good "at sword fight" with that TIGHT outfit it feels so uncomfortable on him and makes him looks so skinny and he's supposed to be a warrior? he looks like a fucking thief in flea bottom after being beaten by Daemon and lose an eye for it, and also ignore how they keep repeating outfit? Is this really a million dollar show? even the CGI was not that good, are they really PAY this woman? Because this feels so unprofessional to me.

Yeah, honestly, I think the costume and hair department of this show are not even worthy of Reign. Even Reign had prettier dresses and they had an excuse called tiny budget. Are you telling me that a show that is wasting millions and millions of dollars can't get a proper costume designer?

And of course, fans of the show don't care, because now they are in the Supreme Sunk Cost Falacy Corner™, where their new excuse for the utter laziness of this production is that is just a show, so we have to just turn off our brains and enjoy. Because turning off your brains is the only way you can enjoy this shit, I guess, since the flaws are so fucking glaring on literally everything.

You know what is hilarious? It's that there are plenty medieval movies that made a lot better costumes than the monstrosities this woman has 'designed'. They could have rented those dresses and modify them, so at the least they had a change for their fucking lead actors. You know, Matt and Emma? The lead actors that repeat the same two clothes a million times while Co/oke has like six changes of different green dresses?

And don't get me started with the men's clothes. You would think if that if you had a bunch of fit, handsome men you would know how to dress them in decent clothes but nah, let's use literally the same clothes during the whole of a season.

The favouritism and transphobia is just so glaring in this production. Like, once again these people get head over their heels for a conventionally attractive actress whose skills are meh at best and has the worst written character of the whole cast and treat her as if she is the new Cate Blachett.

Like, I might not agree with Emma's views on Rhaenyra but they are the protagonist of this story and they deserve to be viewed as such. They deserve the proper clothes that actually fits them and not ugly sacks of potatos. It doesn't matter what they dress or how they present themselves in real life. They are playing a fucking queen and they should look the fucking part, dammit.

Look at the dresses of The Serpent Queen and witness costumes made by a designer that actually gives a shit:

This kind of thing of taking focus away from the actual protagonist because the showrunners think an actor is pretty is one of the things I find more annoying about English speaking media because it ruins the whole story. Because they have their illusion that Alicent should be the victim since they imaged this conventionally attractive, doll-face actress (since they said they wanted her as Alicent since the beginning despite her being the wrong age, they didn't even try to keep with canon, didn't even think about canon) crying with big doe eyes then they shat on the whole theme of the story, on the role of the character itself as an antagonist and now Alicent is precisely what they imagined in the first place: a crying doll that literally just exist to be pretty and sad and has no bearing in the plot whatsoever because they took that from her.

Honestly, I don't know who could waste their time defending this show when it reeks of such laziness and stupidity. It's literally just the last seasons of GOT all over again but even more lazy and with better actors to keep it afloat.

#may answers #anti hotd

[winderlylandchime]

3/3 ‘BRI BRI!! He’s quoting the movie, is that his favorite? i do that too with First Wives Club!! *randomly starts quoting it* I had guests! Who Guns N roses?! We should watch that. Its one of my favorite movi-ITS JUSTIN!! why is Justin here? Poor Bria- FOR A CHANGE? Fuck you Justin, that’s rude. See?! That comment even hurt Brian’s feelings. Why did he feel like he has to say he’s alone? HMMM. Why Brian? Why did you have to make it clear that no one else is here but you two? CANT ACCEPT WH- FUCK ME SIDEWAYS AND CALL IT PARKOUR BRIAN PAID HIS TUITION! HE STILL PAID FOR IT?! FOR A NEW SCHOOL YEAR? EVEN THO THEY BROKE UP AND HE CHEATED! HE STILL PAID THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS? I wouldn’t give him a penny. WAIT LET ME CALM DOWN…okay, I’m calm. doesn’t Justin still owe him for stealing his credit card? This dude is in more debt by 20 than every other American. A DEAL IS A DEAL. He cares about him even now. He wants his to do good! He wants hi-HE HAS RAGE, HE PACKED HIS COMPUTER?! That he paid for?! I AM SO NOT CHILL! FUCK BEING CHILL! CHILL IS IN MY REARVIEW MIRROR so let me get this hetero *turns to paused Brian on tv* once again, sorry, so 1) he paid for his tuition ahead of time just cause he knew he cant afford it 2) he packed his computer that he bought cause he knows he needs it and 3) he mentioned rage.. and all those little shits swear he doesn’t care, i mean sure he hides it but can you blame him? He was raised in a house that was on fire with parents that purposely threw gasoline on it. So obviously he would hide the glass of water that would keep him alive (i swear i didnt move a single muscle while he talked) dont give me that look! Everything makes sense in here *points several times to his head and accidentally pokes himself in the eye* ow..you didn’t see that.’ ‘I am still confused about Emmett and Ted. I really like them as friends and i don’t want this to ruin it but if they stay cool like they were before, i will love it. But please stop the lover thing’ ‘OH OH OH PLEASE TELL ME THAT THE CELLO FUCKER FINDS OUT BRIAN IS STILL PAYING!!! Please make me happ- Oh justin and Mike, is it weird that i kind of like Michael this episode..I can’t remember if he pissed me off or not, so i guess he’s cool right now, oh he’s here for the money. Get that money!….why is JT playing a trumpet? wait I focused on the wrong thing, he listened to Brian! Brian said ONE thing and Justin went “yup. On it boss” A DEAL IS A DEAL THATS WHAT BRIAN SAID! HE LISTENED! oh brian looks bad. He literally looks like he’s going to overdose. Is he gonna drop on the ground? He looks bad. And people look at this *waves to brian* and say he’s fine? I swear the only reason they thinks so is cause they have never actually seen this man be fine. So they think THAT is his fine. I need to go get some air, i am very upset about this’ He then proceeded to go outside and dragged a chair in the middle of the yard where he then ended up falling asleep. I would call it progress but at this point I know better.

I love the First Wives Club “I have feelings…I’m an actress, I have all of them!”

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS AND CALL IN PARKOUR - I’m going to propose to your brother before this is done.

A DEAL IS A DEAL - so fucking romantic. Sorry Mr. “I don’t Do Romance” Kinney.

“He was raised in a house that was on fire with parents that purposefully threw gasoline on it. So obviously he would hide the glass of water that would keep him alive.”

“He was raised in a house that was on fire with parents that purposefully threw gasoline on it. So obviously he would hide the glass of water that would keep him alive.”

Guys, gals, non-binary pals - standing ovation for Brother Anon. HE GETS IT. He gets our beloved Brian. Our trauma onion. He honestly gets him better than the writer who penned the email explaining the shit show that was S5 gets him ( @sophsun1 linked to it ) HE IS ONE OF US.

Wait I focused on the wrong thing - a deal is a deal that’s what Brian said! He listened! Brian is not done raising this kid.

“And people look at this *waves to Brian* and say he’s fine? I swear the only reason they think so is cause they have never actually seen this man be fine. So they think THAT is his fine.”

I am once again saying that your brother gets him better than the writers of the fucking show.

#ask winderlylandchime #dear sweet anon #queer as folk #a straight man watches qaf us 2000 in the year of our lord 2023

[selamat-linting]

genuinely dislike us dollar supremacy for a lot of serious reasons but also, having local currencies just kinda suck personally in general. like, im not only paid less and valued less from some arbitrary graph, everything is a lot more expensive and inaccessible because most place dont accept my country's money. have you ever tried donating anything with idr? you cant make direct donations to most reputable ngo's if you dont have us dollar, you have to go through an intermediary who can pool money and deal with conversion and paperwork, and since the internet is so us-centric there's no easy charity star rating website to make sure youre donating to the right org, you have to do the research yourself. and then after that its still a 70% chance your donation actually went through the right place. an easier option would be to open a paypal account and then transferring your money from a local electronic wallet to that site. thats the easiest one and its still a headache and a half and online banking sites loves randomly freezing fundraisers and taking the money themselves. and just a couple of years ago the local government almost banned paypal wholesale so lol. you should still donate of course, its just a minor annoyance in the grand scheme of things, but anyway, the point is, most yanks here dont know how easy it is to do good for them. their pocket change could feed a family and giving it away can be as easy as a click on an app but theyre also somehow the most difficult to convince to care. i get why some people in the us turn into a maoist who says shit like "unlimited genocide on the first world" like, i'd do the same if my friends and family are literal demons.

#infighting and resentment tag

[remcycl333]

ilysm rem but i hate that mindset.

you gotta remember that some of us are living in pure shit. it’s normal & completely okay to want it to work instantly. honestly, “no matter how long it takes” some of us don want to waste anymore time on bs. for example, if my house is tearing down. hell yeah i’ll want it fixed tomorrow or i’ll be upset LMAO. i understand it’s supposed to motivate us by saying that but in all truth, it’s probably discouraging a lot of people (im not saying you should change or you’re doing anything wrong but try to see it from other peoples perspective of not wanting to wait. i feel like everyone should understand that in this community. eventually, it can be tiring) if we can’t have it when we want, what’s the point of all of this?? we are god so why settle for waiting for it to show up? why wait no matter how long it takes? nobody wants to wait a long ass time. some situations are too toxic for this waiting. i’m not sure. it’s just been so many blogs saying we can manifest instantly but then tell us just wait no matter how long it takes to be in the 3d. or that we need to do a certain thing. ofc we’ll still want our dream life, that’s why we’re here. but we’re also here to get it quickly. everyone says the 3d doesn’t matter but it does. thats where we want. we want that shit in our 4d but also the 3d too. if it’s not there, what is the point? literally.💀 that’s the problem i’m having learning about the law. it seems like a waiting game for the 3d.

so yeah, we want our desire no matter what but it’s also okay to want it now or we get frustrated. idk anybody who would want to wait. it makes sense for everyone to want it instantly and not take forever. maybe we just think differently about it idk.

i get where you are coming from and trust me, i am no stranger to toxic abusive households and situations. i empathize with you all 100%. the reason i say stuff like that is bc either you persist in the law and see changes in your 3D, or you don't and you stay in the same dangerous/scary/bad situations. if you have resources in your 3D to help yourself out of toxic situations, utilize them!! that is not the same as "ignoring the 3D"/messing with the 3D at all!! but if you don't and loa is your only hope, the reason i say not to care about how much time it is taking etc is because those thoughts are what is prolonging your manifestation from getting here. the second you think "it's not here yet wtf but its been x amount of time" your subconscious mind goes "so true bestie its not here yet." that's the reason we say not to care about time. i know it's hard, but if the only way to save yourself from a toxic situation is to use the loa and essentially think your way out, you have to discipline your mind and put in the effort.

something i think a lot of people don't understand is that thinking positively and affirming and cutting out negative thoughts does not pose any risk to you at all. i know that it can feel comforting to keep your focus on the situation and you feel like it'll all come crumbling down if you take your attention off of it, but that's not true. it takes bravery to be able to give you're all into loa. applying the law will only help you, not harm you.

also when we say the 3D doesn't matter, we mean that the circumstances in your 3D that are telling you you don't have your manifestation, that it will never come, that it's impossible, etc, don't matter. of course we all want our manifestations in the 3D, that's why we do all of this!! but when it shows you something you don't like you have to ignore it bc it is going to change and your current circumstances aren't permanent!!

yes, obviously we all want our desires instantly, but to not try to manifest unless it will manifest instantly? that's like if someone offered you one million dollars but it wouldn't be deposited into your bank until the end of the week and you said well nevermind i dont want it anymore then.

ofc you can manifest instantly, but i've noticed over time throughout my journey that my manifestations come so much quicker when i stop obsessing over the time and trying to make it come faster. don't add unnecessary resistance to your manifestations!!

do not waste your power. if you dont want to "wait a long ass time" discipline your mind and apply what we are telling you and stop complaining. the law is 100% real, most of you just aren't willing to deviate from your comfortable thought patterns. whether or you not get your shit is up to you and only you. there's nothing i can say or do that'll help you unless you're willing to apply it.

[obscurecharactershowdown]

Group E Round 1

[image ID: the first image is a pencil drawing of Monmouth, made by the submitter. Monmouth is a man with short hair, wearing a cloak with a clasp against his neck. behind him is a tree branch with leaves. the second image is of Goo, a blue blob with a 2 little black eyes and a half smile. end ID]

Monmouth

a young wizard in the service of the villain, the witch Nimiane of Endor, who defects to the side of the heroes in the second book. Monmouth is a pauper son and green man (seventh child born with nature-based magic) and had to hide his talents among the wizards who raised him. biggest claim to fame is transforming an entire slave ship into a floating aspen grove in order to free the captives. also, he has a knife

Goo

okay so goo . goo is like the silliest little goofball ive seen on a web series . he dances with PINECONES and makes and says weird wacky analogies and keeps all of them in little notebook for later use and also made a 3-5 hour film for his best friend bot after they said they wanted a new identity BUT he single-handedly spent like 30mil dollars or something for that but it’s okay hes trying his best !!!!! also he did NOT deserve to be voted out for that i really hope goo and bot reunite btw because they didnt get to talk much right before goo’s elimination and not ONLY that but literally goo got eliminated BEFORE he got to see bot’s transition he doesn’t even know that their name is bot he still thinks its tbd (…like literally. he still thinks their name is literally “tbd” because they said their name was tbd. yeah he’s kinda dumb like that but it’s okay i love him for it/p) as far as i know anyways their silly little meaningful conversation before his elimination that made me cry "yeah,, i liked it !! but.. it was,,. a lot :[ listen goo,, i-i dont need this new identity to be such a big grand spectacle , i just want you to treat me like. llike me . with all the uncertainty lately, it helps everything feel just a bit more,, normal , yknow .?" “oh,, ohfor sure ,! i get it !! it’s like,, you just wanted a slice of cake, and i went and gave you the whole bakery ,:D !!” “hehe, yyup, nailed it !! ,:)” UWAHHHHHHH😭/LH/POS and also he’s apart of an alliance with his bestie called the cheer factory !!!! and they focus on cheering people up and theysure as hell do well at it !!!!! they cheered up clover and the floor ithink yes the floor is a character ssshshshshhsshh / and goo literally lost one of the challengesbecause he laughed at the floor’s joke in order to cheer him up AND HE DID NOT CARE he was just glad he got to cheer somebody up !!!!! “another satisfied customer at the,, CHEER FACTORY !!! :D” LITERALLY HE WAS SO HAPPY and also when goo and bot were separated into two seperate teams goo is IMMEDIATELY sad when he notices bot isnt with him “sigh… i guess the cheer factory has become the.., cheer llc. :[“ I FELT SO BAD FOR THE BOTH OF THEM / but ahemem anyways goo is a silly little goober and that’s why he should be in this competition !!!🎉🎉 also a few extra bonus facts about him (sorry not sorry/lh/silly) 1 . he doesnt have limbs but like he also doesnt write with his mouth . his voice actor said he dances on top of the paper until it leaves a smudge 2 . did i mention he dances with pinecones/silly 3 . he likes fudge sundaes 🎉🎉 4 . his voice actor has made him diss subway before due to a request on one of his livestreams ( “lalalalala- SUBWAY⁉️eat fresh my butt‼️>:[[” ) 5 . hes blue

#obscurecharactershowdown #group e round 1 #obscure poll #monmouth #100 cupboards #goo inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity