ALSO i know its been 3 days since Goths birthday, but i felt sick... NOW I DONT BTW i did this silly thing in 3 minutes Raven was hungry please forgive him HAPPY BIRHTDAY TO GOTH oh and happy birthday to Xtale Asgore too
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to me this image of kglw is very reminiscent of like a promotional image for a mid as fuck sitcom about some guys who work at a restaurant or something. on that banjo gyro type shit. every time i see it i feel like theyre all about to pull out spatulas and work the griddle expertly
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its just like....
something something how easy it is for an abuser to make their victim seem like the monster and we’re witnessing this through neil and billy and how the fandom would rather put all the blame on a 17 year old kid than the grown ass man we canonically know keeps him on a short tight leash
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u ever wanted to go by she/they but then u dont but like maybe online u can be she/they but not irl
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Hm. Tell you what Law..~ I'll make you a special offer..~ I've never slept with anyone who's had the special privilege of sleeping with a cold. And you never slept with a warm. I think you know what I'm getting at here..~ We can go at your own pace dw. ♡♡
- V
I guess I'm just having a hard time understanding my role. You want me because I have touched cold, not because I am? Is it because I know how to treat them? Is it the association? I don't know. I don't know.
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.... I feel like I should be more upset with this information. But its like... Fine? It's.. Fine now that it's not confusing....
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wakes up in cold sweat i think i might be. bigender. maybe bisexual
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i'm the first merlin fan for years and even i don't want round table anymore
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
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truly do not understand how people just slip into relationships and jobs and opportunities and friend groups and lifestyles. to me there are a million obstacles to navigate in a single basic conversation
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when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance
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