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abimee · 5 months

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really had a wake up moment at work a few days ago when i was there on schedule to clean up the front of the store, and the cashier started to mess with the flow layout of the checkstands that i had been scheduled to fix every monday because people kept fucking with it and messing it up. and i went up to her and told her that she shouldnt move the tic tacs because thats where they belong (by the kitkats and not the gum), and she told me she needs that space to put out her drive item, and i told her that i woke up at 4 am to get here and make the checkstands in order, so i need her to not move items from their spot. and she looked at me and said ''why?", and i told her that our DM will get mad because he does every time this happens. and she looks at me again an goes ''is he coming today?"

and it just clicked in my head that like. im the only person here who is even doing their job because im the only person getting yelled at for it. none of my other cashiers have had to dealt with our DM but me, so i get frontloaded with all the problems the cashiers are causing and being made to be both the person to tske the blame and have to be told for the 500th time how to do something i already AM doing, and then being the persont o have to fix it

ands its come to such a point that none of the other cashiers know or want to do their job that i am scheduleds to come into work at 5 am in the morning just to fix up the front of the store to be presentable, doing everything the cashiers are supposed to do, but i have to do it befote they show up because once they show up they arent oing to do it

and looking at this coworker realizing she doesnt give a shit about what i give a shit about because she doesnt get shit for it just opened my eyes to the fact that im doing the work of an entire group for $15.75 an hour in a city where the lowest rent possible is $1,000/month for a studio with no bathroom. nobody here gives a shit about the work i do. nobody gives a shit that im picking up their mess because they dont get yelled at for it, i come in dressed in uniform and fix the balloons and put go-backs away and refresh the checkstands and organize the seasonal all so my coworkers can come in in a Harley Davidson hoodie and sit at their register on their phone and be rude to customers and not get shit but if i call out sick one too many times i get guilted because ''im their best worker the other cashiers wotn get stuff done'' but am i compensated? no. in fact they entirely went and reverted my schedule so now instead of the schedule i wanted thats 3 days stocking 2 days recovery im now 3 days recovery 2 days cashiering, making it so i cant evewr work full time here. anyway i wanna quit so bad but i need the money LOL

#THIS SEEMS LIKE SMALL POTATOES BUT THE CHECKSTANDS HAVE BEEN PISSING ME OFF #EVERY TIME I GET YELLED AT WHEN IM THE ONE WHO FIXES THEM #YES I KNOW KITKATS DONT GO HERE MILKY WAY DOES. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED ITS NOT ME DOING IT YOU JACKASS

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jwowwsboobs · 5 months

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is there any particular outfit piece that ur looking 2 get/is on your wishlist? if so what is ur plan with it & where would u wear it to

the most specific outfit piece ive looked 4 was a leather harley davidson halter top which i found THIS YEAR after abt a year n 1/2 of watching ebay listings n waiting but usually i try not to focus too much on super duper specific items of clothing cuz ill get fixated n do nothing else BUT look 4 it ... most of what i like is just casual clothing, jeans, tank tops n shirts cuz i do literally 3 things: eat, sleep, thrash, repeat. kidding LOL but i really just like being comfy. i do have a couple pieces like my beloved harley top tht i bust out 4 parties n that sorta thing (wore it when i played my last show lol) but other than that ... i am kickin it in my dirty ass sneakers jeans n a tank top LOL !! i always always always keep my eyes peeled 4 things tht remind me of my favorite parts of fashion from the 70s n mid/late 2000s (well like. 2003-12 tbh its not exactly pure mid 2000s cuz of my love 4 jersey shore n their clothes) !! that being said. the top 3 like...pieces im always keeping an eye n an ear 2 the ground (ebay) 4: (read more cuz there r pics <3)

lowrise jeans w fun things on the back pockets / butt, like these super cute jeans from red pepper !!

i love love love the look of big patches on jeans esp in the back i feel like its so playful n fun n a little sexy !! i dont like highrise jeans which totally bums me out cuz most of the flares i find / see r high rise n i exclusively wear flared jeans LOL ... like i said most of my style is pretty casual i am not usually putting in a ton of effort 2 look put 2gether n cute n whatever literally i just throw on jeans n a shirt i got at a show n call it a day but having jeans tht hv exciting details like this get me thru life fr <3 my favorite pair r my flame flares which u cn kind of see in my avi but some better pics r below. i wore out th first pair of them (below) n had 2 make another one but they r literally like. iconic 4 me im almost never not wearing thm. wearing them rn even !

2. vintage band shirts 4 bands tht i cant/wont see in concert ... rn the shirt ive been lusting after is this dope ass etown concrete (BEST JERSEY HARDCORE BAND WILL FIGHT 2 DEATH ON THIS) shirt thats got fuckin mike "the situation" on the back n it says "JERSEY CORE" on the front in the jersey shore font. i am literally so obessed w it u dont get it ... im praying itll still b on ebay in a couple months so i cn get it 4 my bday cuz i am. not prepared 2 drop 124 on a fucking tshirt. yet. but i will. i am not sharing pics cuz i am very paranoid someone will buy it out from under me so i am #gatekeeping. i promise its sick as fuck tho

3. nearly anything thts sort of r bikerish whether tht b theyre vintage or reprinted harley davidson shirts (like my BELOVED "put something exciting between yr legs" tank top) or just from a brand thts demographic is bikers (anjill or not has some CUTE jeans tht im infatuated w!! look at these blinged out jeans like omggggg ... so sad theyre out of the ones w angel wings on the back but honestly idrc im sure theyll come back lol)

4. pretty much anything they were wearing on jersey shore ... ed hardy, rush couture, affliction, yoga pants, furry boots, shirts w obnoxious sayings on them ... great 4 daily life, 4 shows ... rush couture is my fav honestly, i like the tracksuits they hv on their site rn but hvnt bought one yet n honestly probably wont 4 a while from the state of my bank account 😭😭 oopsie! but anyway yeah ed hardys great n all but ppl charge wayyyy too much 4 those jeans n same w affliction its so . ugh !!

5. n speaking of things ppl overcharge 4 ... of course. juicy couture anything !!!!!!! ive been on the hunt 4 an (affordable! please god) hot pink juicy tracksuit like the kind paris had in the 2000s just 2 lay around the house in LOL but im also carefully watching out 4 a daydreamer or just any of their cute bags cuz i love purses but i am pretty picky abt my juicy cuz its SO expensive. kinda hv 2 b tho n its worth it 2 b

thts kind of all i can think of. usually when i pop in the thrifts i look 4 shit like belts or necklaces or rings tht i dig but i cant wear rings or jewelry very much anymore cuz im either 1) at school or work (no jewelry policy <\3) 2) at house parties/shows moshing 3) laying in my bed recovering LMFAO. i also love looking 4 cheap cowboy hats cuz i LOVE a cowboy hat n i usually always end up giving it away 2 someone at a party or a gig LOL currently all out of cowboy hats but im gonna get some in january probably . idk. need 2 save my money LOL !!

#asks #<3 love love love talking abt clothes <3 #therearecowboysinmysoul #🛒#xoxo

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kindnessisweakness2 · 2 years

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Perfect Chaos - Part 8

Pulling up to the cabin shocked Ez and Angel instantly. It was fucking huge and not what they were expecting at all. The modern building stood tall in front of acres of green woodland. On the left side of the building there was a large lake with a small dock. A large garden area overlooked the beautiful view, with large sofas and a fire pit. Riley slid off of Angels bike and took her helmet off as she made her way towards the keypad. Quickly typing in the numbers, she stepped back as the large black gates opened and waved at Coco to drive through. "This isn't like any cabin I've ever been to." Ez smiled at Riley as she met them by the front door. Smiling wide at him, Riley finally felt safe with the gates closed behind her. This was her dad's cabin and his security system was second to none. She always used to joke that he was preparing for the purge to come true. "Lets go in through the garage. You can put your bikes inside." Leading them towards the right side of the house, she stopped outside a large grey rolling door. Entering another code the door started to lift and the 3 boys eyes widened like kids in a candy store. The garage was huge with various tools lining the walls. But the best bit was the 3 vintage Harley Davidson Motorcycles parked in the corner. Instantly the lads made their way over and admired the bikes. "You ride?" Coco questioned Riley. Shaking her head she laughed. "No. They were my dad's. I promised I'd never get rid of them. This cabin was my dad's. He left it to me when he died. I can't bring myself to get rid of his things." Quickly changing the subject, she headed towards the door that lead into the kitchen of the cabin. “Lina, I’ll leave you to show the boys their rooms. The usual rules. Dads old room and office is out of bounds. Help yourself to anything, the fridge will be stocked and your beds made up. Maria and the kids only left last night, she was kind enough to set everything up for me.” Lina furrowed her brows in confusion as she took a step towards her best friend. “Wait, your not gonna stay with us? We can have drinks by the lake like we used to.” Lina’s hopeful look quickly faded to disappointment as Riley shook her head. “Sorry. I really wasnt kidding about all the work i have to do. Ill be in my room if anyone needs me!” And with that she disappeared through the kitchen and down the hall. Letting out a loud sigh, Lina turned to the boys. “Come on. Ill give you the tour.”

3 Hours later and Riley was still locked away in her room. Angel was clearly restless. Everyone could see it on his face as they sat around the fire pit with drinks in hand. His beer had now gone warm and the label had been obsessively picked off. “If you want her that bad just go to her.” Ez grinned as Angel rolled his eyes. “Yeah, your brothers right. Shes not even eaten yet. She gets lost in her work you know.” Lina smiled at Angel trying to encourage him to pull her best friend out of work mode. “What is she even working on in there?” Coco questioned. Lina rolled her eyes shook her head. “You really never listen to me do you?” Coco grinned at his frustrated woman “I do. Just every time you move your perfect lips i think of something else.” Lina couldnt help but smile. Half lovely, Half pervy. Definitley a Coco comment. Turning to the others she couldnt wipe the smile from her face. “ So you know she’s a doctor? Well shes running her own private practice giving people free health care. Anyone who cant pay their medical bills she helps them. She sees other people too, the ones who can afford to pay do and the ones who struggle, she takes care of it. She’s finally got a meeting with the Mayor next week to petition the local council to give her funding to help the people of Santo Padre. She’s trying to show them that people dont have to die or struggle for their health. That there is a way to help them.” Angel’s chest filled with pride at his woman. She was so clever. So caring. “But she does too much and she doesnt know until too late.” Pride quickly moved to worry as Angel leaned forward in his chair. Lina didnt even have to wait for his question before she quickly started to explain. “She never says no. Like currently shes got this whole free health care thing going on. But shes also agreed to write 2 Articles for the medical journal, One about cardiology and another about her recent research into Fetal Substance Syndrome and the effects during and post pregnancy. Then on top of that she has her normal shifts at the hospital, alongside seeing her appointments for the private clinc and shes even trying to sign herself up for a rotation on the pediatric ward because she wants to learn as much as she can. And when you add everything on with Jake, i really dont understand how she hasnt had a mental break down yet.” Ez widened his eyes at the revelation. “Fuck, thats alot. I dont think i could even handle that and ive got a great memory.” Angel shook his head and shushed his brother. “Why doesnt her family help? She said the other night shes a fuck up. What bullshit. Shes amazing.” Lina sighed and took a swig of her beer. “Its not that simple with her family. Shes the oldest sister. They put so much pressure on her to be perfect you dont understand. We grew up together i watched it all. The diets her mom used to force her on. The comparing to her sister constant. Being told shes never good enough. She wanted to sing. Shes fucking brilliant. Her mom put her down every chance she got so she followed her dad into medicine. Dont get me wrong shes fucking great at what she does, but her voice. fuck she couldve gone far. She writes too. Never sings her own songs anymore tho. its a shame.” Lina shook her head. “No the only one she was close to was her dad and he died of Cancer years ago. Riley cared for him till the end. God, ive never seen her so broken. She was so ill. I was so glad he left her this cabin tho. She spent every summer and every christmas here. Maria, the lady she mentioned earlier, she was another nurse who helped her care for her dad. Known her for years. She lets her and family stay here whenever they want. She see’s it as a way to say thank you for all her help. They have a great relationship and are still close now. Dinners, Cook outs, she even goes to Maria’s kids birthdays. Maria and the kids are like her only family left.” Leaning back in his chair, Angel looked to Ez. It was quiet for a minute as everyone digested the information. “No.” Angel broke the silence. “She has us. She has club. Fuck Jake. She’s my girl. Him hurting her ends here.” Standing up, Angel made his way into the cabin and headed straight to Riley’s room.

Knocking on the door, Angel knew he had to take care of her. Fuck he loved her more than anything. And he knew how stupid it probably sounded as they’ve not even been together long at all. Well if you can call their arrangement together that is, but he would lie down in the goddamn road infront of a bus before he would let anyone or anything hurt this girl again. When no response came from inside Angel opened the door and couldnt help the smile that spread across his face. There she was, lay on the bed on her stomach, headphones on typing away. Textbooks and paper surrounded her. In that moment Angel couldnt help but stand there and admire her. She really was perfect. An oversized T-shirt barely fell to the tops of her thighs and her bright fluffy socks bunched around her ankles. The feeling of being watched made her panic and fling her headphones off sitting up. Relief washed over her instantly as she saw who it was. Smiling at him as she sat back on the bed, Riley gathered her papers up into a pile. “Sorry its a mess in here. Do you need something?” She asked as she moved from the bed to place her papers and books in a neat pile on her desk. Stepping further into the room, Angel wrapped his arms around her from behind gently. “I need you to take care of yourself. You haven’t came out of the room since we got here. Come eat?” Riley stayed quiet as her head fell back onto Angel’s shoulder. She didnt know how he did it but he calmed the noise in her head. Made her feel safe. Made her feel like she could finally take a propper breath. “I’m ok.” Angel placed a kiss on her neck. The view of the red marks making anger rise in his chest again. He’ll kill Jake when he gets his hands on him. Thats something he will promise. “You dont have to pretend with me.” He spoke quietly as he pressed a kiss to her neck again. “Don’t go back to him.” He kissed the shell of her ear as he almost begged her. “Please. I cant stand the thought of him hurting you again. You can stay with me. Ill protect you, baby.” Riley turned in his arms and lifted her head to look up at the man who wormed his way into her heart so quickly. She knew he would protect her, but her reluctance to agree came from her wanting to protect him. She knew what Jake was capable of and she would never let Angel get hurt because of her. But as she looked at him she knew she had no choice.

She was going to have to tell him everything. It was the only way to protect him.

#angel reyes #mayans imagine #mayans mc imagine #Mayans MC #angel x reader #angel reyes imagine #angel reyes x reader #angel reyes fic

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spiralemoji · 1 year

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Used to feel nothing,

Now Feel more lost than I’ve ever felt

I’m allowed to do what I want now

Baby doll

Bnb and jazz saved my soul

Nothing tastes better than the sweet sound

Something is happening

Here

I just wish you could feel it too

It’s all over the atmosphere

And I take it all in

And breathe it out

A firey flame inside

Lights a blaze

I’ll burn burn burn down

This whole world

I’ll burn burn burn down

This whole world

No more tears to shed

Take my fire and turn it

However you like

I don’t care anymore

As long as I can still afford entry

To the door

Rnb saved my soul

By the time its perfect it’s too late

Redemption is in my imperfections and all my stupid mistakes

its not up to you to determine what i deserve

and thats all that i can be

is a little bit of me, and the rest is surprising

dont be deceived by the biggest lie

cancel everyone in their mother, while the billboards rise higher, and higher...

and the gap between us little people and the big out there, grows bigger and bigger

forgiveness is the helping hand, the harley davidson

that rides on a string across the canyon

in todays time and frame

chainsmokers speak the truth

while the mainstream drowns out the tune

all their words of wisdom, dollars down the drain

i always wanted nothing more

than a cease fire, to end the war

and instead of chasing tomorrow, to live for today

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chelleztjs18 · 1 year

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Hello you mrs. cheerio but not the cereal lefty eyebag. 😅

I try to use words that we've talked about before so it's not weird hahaha if I run out, I may just have to start calling you princess or honey 🤣

I'm looking forward to reading it!

Are you almost packed up and ready for your trip? Is Emily excited to fly?

That's true, since fast food, it's a different atmosphere than sit down restaurants.

I don't really have a dream car, I have a dream motorcycle though hahaha it's called Nightster from Harley Davidson. Your dream car looks awesome, such a mom car.

Have you ever sent a risky drunk text?

-CuriousGeorge

hahahaha Oh my god! I actually laugh out loud when i read mrs. cheerio but not the cereal. lol. that's the best one! i love it. hahahahahaha. u r funny!

ooohhh.. someone might run out of ideas of nicknames to give? or u do it in purpose just to call me something else? lol. u r probably got tired of making nicknames for me. hahaha.

oh princess or honey?

i just posted the announcement for the dark fic. yaay!

no, not yet. i already did laundry clothes i'm gonna bring. for em, it's kinda hard, because she likes to changes clothes n dresses A LOT of times in one day. lol. yeah she is very excited to see her grandma n her other grandpa. i'm excited for my mother in law to see her. She already dragging around her suitcase, wears her backpack n her hat n keep saying "ready to go? see amma? (thats how she calls her grandma) she does this everyday. lol.

i checked the motorcycle. it's really cool! I never ride a motorcyle by myself at all. so i dont know how.hahaha.

heeeyy no. that dream car is not a mom car. lol. i love it even before i got my daughter. i love SUV cars and trucks. :D n yeah, i agree, it will be a very cool mom car. hahaha.

umm risky as in what? i'm confused? u answer this one first n i'll answer it. haha

next question?

Cheerio (but not the cereal)!

#chellez answers #ask answered #anon answered #curious george anon #the princess nickname ☺#i

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zesbian · 4 years

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just to give an idea of how broke I am rn, I forgot to cancel a free trial of something and started panicking cause it made my account go negative $4.30 🙃🙃🙃🙃

#luckily i had like $10 left in my savings so it worked out #but since you have to keep at least $5 in your savings to have an account it means i have basically $0 in my savings and on my card lmaoooo #i mean its gonna be ok cause i live with my parents so i dont have to buy food or rent or anything #but it sucks that im gonna have to job hunt in a pandemic - on top of all the health stuff i have going on rn #im probably just gonna try and scam rich girls on depop wish me luck #i have some harley davidson moto boots i never wear so like maybe thatll work 🙃

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phemiec · 2 years

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Hi, first off I love your work a lot, I'm a fan of tattoos and your music too. I just turned 18 and I don't know the unwritten etiquette about tattoo commissioning so i had a question, is it considered disrespectful to pay an artist to design a tattoo, then take that design to a different artist to get it inked? If a person (me) lived in a different state or country and wanted someone's work, but reasonably couldn't afford or plan a plane ticket and lodging to visit for the tattoo process? Both the design artist and the inking artist would be paid bc I dont want to be an art thief or a douchebag

The most accurate but annoying answer is that every artist will have their own standards and rules about designing. Some tattooists only tattoo their own artwork as a rule, some tattooists are flexible about tattooing other peoples art with stipulations, and some tattooists don’t care at all and will tattoo whatever (I would avoid those shops for quality reasons personally, but it depends on what you want/have available I guess.)

I personally will tattoo other peoples designs with the original artists permission, or if it’s a very simple design like clip art, a heart, infinity symbol, etc. or if it’s a logo/official commercial design (like the Harley Davidson logo or Mickey Mouse, something like that) or if the art is public domain.

I’d say most tattooists won’t design something for you that they aren’t going to tattoo, because they’ll want to control the quality of the final piece and also because most tattooists charge by chair time rather than design time. So it’s just not worth their time to do commission work. But there’s always exceptions.

anyway tl;dr …just ask around your local shops and see what their rules are cuz everywhere’s a little different . 👍

#tattoo etiquette #asks #anonymous #tattoo artist

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actualbird · 2 years

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luke drives a motorbike in canon and it's a crime we havent seen it yet but also i cant decide which among these two motorbikes i want him to have most

wc: 1k

at the end of main story 2 when mc is escaping from the many media people tryna talk to her after her first big High Profile case, luke swoops in on a motorcycle, tosses mc a helmet, and whisks her off to safety

main story 2. thats so early in canon we were given the info that luke drives a motorbike

and we

have not

SEEN IT

frankly i dont think thats fair cuz //gestures at artem and vyn and marius. artem really likes driving and hes got two illustrations already of him driving fast (SSR Entwined Fate, SSR Wandering heart). vyn likes horseback riding and hes got SR Gentleman's Game with polo as a premise along with all card evolution images wheres hes riding the horse. AND while i dont have this card, marius in SR A Dance In The Clouds has him in the first evolution image as behind the "wheel" of an AIRCRAFT HE KNOWS HOW TO PILOT

(sidenote: marius, youre 21 years old. recently for work ive had to research aviation schools n timelines and. it takes many years. how the FUCK did marius von hagen have the time in his busy busy short life to get a pilot's license. what. how. it's hilarious but also HOW)

POINT IS, all the boys have been shown driving a vehicle (horse counts as a vehicle) of their specialty

except

LUKE!!!

PEARCE!!!!!!!

thats why this is a crime but i'll move on now, just had to get that off my chest

before i go into this i gotta tell ya, i know nothing about motorbike or motorcyle stats. i dont even know the difference between those two terms so i dont know what constitutes as a Good Motorbike. im going off of vibes

and one vibe from luke that both these options go into is his love for old stuff and antiques. stellis in the year 2030 has shown vehicles being slightly more futuristic (see: interior of car where theres no recognizable steering wheel, drives me NUTS) than what weve got now. but i dont think luke would go for an advanced looking model, i think he'd be drawn to more old style models liiike

option 1: classic harley davidson

my reasons for this are the following

it's old school so it fits with luke's affinity for things styled in the sensibility of past eras and also it's COOL. IT'S A COOL GUY MOTORCYLE. and i hate to admit this cuz it infuriates me sometimes, but luke is a cool person

i dont have to enumerate his coolness just //gestures to his long grocery list of skills that are cool and also dashingly masculine

the masculinity is also a factor bc while luke isnt tryna be Manly Man or anything (imo none of the boys are, thankfully) and is shown to not a give a shit about what ppl past his circle of loved ones think of him so yes he will spend a whole afternoon enraptured by a stray cat, his skills r still pretty skewed to societally seen Dude Activities. buncha sports, being the most physically strong person in stellis maybe, shooting, THE LIST GOES ON. so it wouldnt be outta place for luke to gravitate to whats societally seen as a Dude Motorcycle

so this fits imo and my last justification is the simple self indulgence: luke would look so frigging hot driving something like this. and im a simple luke stan, ok

show me luke pearce being hot on a cool guy motorcycle

option 2: a vespa

HUGE SWERVE IN VIBES I KNOW BUT HEAR ME OUT

for all that luke pearce is Cool (infuriating) he is also DORK (AFFECTIONATE, LOVINGLY, I AM LOOKING INTO HIS EYES WITH HEARTS IN MY OWN EYES)

the catalog of his dorktitude is as endless as his grocery list of coolness. a tinker and inventor, collector and enthusiast of antiques, was apparently so smart he went off to a top university at 16 yrs old which was earlier for everybody else in his age bracket, viddy games, and on and on and on. hes a nerd and it is delightful because enthusiasm is always so beautiful but im especially happy to see enthusiasm in things that arent always seen as "cool"

delightful but not "cool" is, i think, the unofficial tagline for a vespa

it's a WONDERFUL MOTORCYCLE. classic as well so it fits with what i mentioned earlier. and also it's reminiscent of movies where characters drive through quieter provinces and theres no action in the movie at all, the film is more focused on this vibe of like, enjoying the sunlight and grass and stuff

//points at luke pearce. for all that hes a literal action hero, he shines so brightly in moments where he enjoys the little things in life. the vespa, in my humble opinion, is the perfect motorbike to do this with

also he'd just look so cute driving it. //puts my face into my hands

in conclusion

im torn. i cannot decide. i want luke pearce cutting through stellis traffic on a harley davidson looking like the coolest person in the entire city. but i also want luke pearce stuck in stellis traffic on a vespa and everybody who sees him---sunshine boy on a sunshine motorcycle---finds a smile pulling at their lips

maybe he could have both? maybe theres garage space somewhere in that building he owns? why must i choose?

oh also, whatever motorcycle luke has, hes deffo modded to be Better, to be Optimized

so no matter what, there will be scenes where luke is doing infuriatingly attractive mechanic stuff. yknow, with the towel over shoulder, tank top outfit, expression of deep concentration and when mc calls out for him and shakes him outta The Zone he turns to her hes got a streak of grease on his face he didnt notice and mc will HAVE to come over and wipe it off and feel extremely flustered doing so

im not sure i made a point in this whole post. mhy, i want to see his motorcycle please

#tears of themis #luke pearce #tot luke #tears of themis headcanons #xia yan

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mk-tozier · 3 years

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Welcome Newcomers!

I am redoing this for many reasons!

Hello newcomers, i am Kai. I use they/them pronouns. I am pansexual and genderqueer

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I will not write anything discriminatory

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You can always send a scenario in just to talk about or maybe you just wanna talk abt your day, whether requests are open or closed I will always take these and I will always respond!!

I’ve decided that I will open requests for a month or two and then close them and take a month or two to catch up on those requests.

So there will be a fic every 1-2 months.

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ONE DAY AT A TIME

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sarah

erica

FEAR STREET

young ziggy

young nick

josh

deena

MCU

Tony stark

Peter Parker (toms version sorry lol)

Black widow/Natasha

Thor

Pietro

Wanda

REQUESTS:

I write angst, blurbs, fluff and smut

please give me a fandom, character, whether you want it to be an imagine.small Drabble. headcannon or smut and basic plotline, details you may want added

i.e “hi I’d like to request a IT imagine with Richie where he gets mad at the reader for getting a boyfriend“

i try to make my imagines for everyone so i wont be doing certain details like eye color, hair color, race, ect

all though you can request a fic where The reader has a certain body type and the focus of the fic is that

i.e “hey I wanna request a shameless smut with Carl where the reader is insecure about their body because they are on the heavier side and have stretch marks and carl helps them feel better about themselves?”

i will not be writing for a particular race because i am white and i would feel uncomfortable writing as a certain race because i have not experienced their experiences nor am i that race and fully informed with certain cultures. I feel as if itd be out of my place to write as a certain race knowing i am not that race.

I don’t write mlm. I am not mlm and do not know how to write these experiences. and I definitely will not write ANY mlm smut whatsoever.

All though i will write wlw and nblw smut. As i am afab/nonbinary

I will write bi!characterxreaders for characters such as Ian Gallagher but i will not write smuts for those characters. I dont feel comfortable writing smut for a character who is originally gay and its stated in the show/movie that the character is in fact gay. Especially if that character is male.

SMUTS/NSFW HEADCANNONS:

i will not write the following

ageplay

blood kinks

piss or shit

incest

rape/non-consent

heavy beating/spanking

animal Kinks

anything furry related

anal play

mlm/amab

piss kinks

any fetishes

if you wanna request something that is not on either list then request it and i will let you know if I’m uncomfortable with writing it or not

what i will write

degrading

praising

quirk related smuts (i.e denki uses his quirk on you during the smut)

wlw/afab

light bondage

light spanking

teasing

edging

overstimulation

CNC (consented-non-consent)

oral

Requirements for smut:

tell me fandom, character, basic plot line/what you want, tell me any specific details you may want, smut with plot or no plot

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lazuruspit · 2 years

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dont mind me but i have this levi headcanon where he has a few identical leather jackets just hanging... collecting dust... in the back of his closet. so whenever he parks in front of your complex/workplace to pick you up or WHATEVER and he's resting on the leather cushioning of his motorcycle, he’s got the whole combo going on; harley davidson, tattoos on display, and ofc his leather jacket to boot. so naturally..... you wanna take the piss out of him by telling him he looks like a stereotypical bad boy to which levi peels off his leather jacket grumbling incoherent shit under his breath because you know he fucking hates that bc it’s not his intention n he’s just like... marginally embarrassed too bye 😭 anyway later on at home he stuffs it in his closet hoping you'll forget it by the next time he brazenly chooses to wear it in front of you (hence why all his leather jackets are hidden away in the back of his closet).

#it's 1782 and levi just scandalized the masses (it's me. i am the masses.)#levi.txt #jes so cute when he gets embarrassed 😭😭😭😭😭

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nsfwgeorgie · 3 years

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No such thing as a dumb question for this let's start there.

The leather you see bikers wear are called cuts/kuts and typically has patches on the back showing who your with then on the front it'll say your road name, where you are on the chain (prez, VP, manger there's all different kinds) and just random ones you want sewed on, rings are also a very big thing because it goes with the look lol but you can trade them around their "brothers", and for brands my family mainly goes thru Harley Davidson but they also hold Fox, Kawasaki i believe.

If there is they dont use it in front of people who aren't apart of the club that's normally for safety reasons kinda thing, what i do know is they call each other brother alot because it's supposed to be like a family kinda thing, each club has hang arounds (women to "help out") and there's other terms for that but not really lingo.

Also is there any certain model of bike you’d think Punz would own?

Hmm probably one called a Stryker but i forget who makes those ones sorry and i hope this helps.-Punz lover

PUNZ LOVER~

MWAH MWAH MWAH YOUR BRAIN IS SO BIG THANK THANK THANK THIS HELPS A LOT YOU LITERALLY SAVED ME

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themculibrary · 2 years

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Slow Burn Masterlist

A Rifling Matter (ao3) - Penndragon27 bucky/tony T, 37k

Summary: All the Asset knows is fighting, killing.

He also knows a good weapon when he sees one and Stark Industries… they make some great weapons.

Branded (ao3) - KandiSheek bucky/steve/tony M. 40k

Summary: Every child is born with two marks, one from their mother and one from their father. They say that each mark represents a lesson your soulmates will teach you, that you can gain more and more as you go through life.

Tony was born with four. They said he was destined for greatness. If this is what greatness looks like then Tony doesn't want it.

catching bullets in our teeth (ao3) - anothercover clint/natasha M. 77k

Summary: Retirement, it turns out, is not a thing that Clint is adjusting to very well. Or, you know, at all. It didn't occur to him that when he dropped the team, it would mean he'd lose Natasha, too.

[Begins pre-CACW, through the events of it, and into the aftermath. Otherwise known as: the slow-burn divorce fic we didn't know we needed.]

Critical Feline Mass (ao3) - Kryptaria, zooeyscigar steve/bucky, clint/natasha T, 39k

Summary: Adjusting to civilian life is hard for any military veteran — especially for one ex-sniper with a cybernetic arm, a classic Harley, and friends who keep trying to ‘help.’ When Sam Wilson at the VA sends Sergeant Barnes to rent a room from the hottest guy in the DC area, Bucky thinks maybe civilian life is worth it after all. And then he finds out Captain Rogers is everything Bucky’s not: a real hero, a Medal of Honor recipient, and an all-around nice guy. Bucky doesn’t have a chance in hell with him.

Sam was a huge help to Steve Rogers when he left the military. In the spirit of ‘pay it forward,’ Steve decides to rent out his basement room to a vet in need. But when Sergeant Barnes shows up on his doorstep, he knows he’s in for a world of trouble. Barnes is exactly what Steve never knew he wanted, from his bedroom eyes to his wicked innuendos. And he’s Steve’s tenant.

A love story in twelve chapters, including two Harley-Davidsons, a guardian angel, multiple snipers, the only woman who can scare them into behaving themselves, spontaneous kittens, and one attacking sheep.

dying is an art (i do it exceptionally well) (ao3) - imposterhuman bucky/tony G, 26k

Summary: everyone knows tony stark- child prodigy, pretentious asshole, et cetera ad nauseum

(spoiler alert: they dont know him at all)

bucky barnes wants to know what about tony is so confusing to him

Fractures (Filled With Liquid Gold) (ao3) - itsallAvengers bucky/tony T, 63k

Summary: Ultron happened. The Avengers left.

Tony is fine with being alone again. He always worked better as a Lone Wolf than a team player anyway. He’s not sleeping or eating or resting or… living, but it’s fine. It’s good. It’s okay.

And then there’s James.

If You Had This Time Again (ao3) - dls loki/tony T, 268k

Summary: Tony Stark closed his eyes in a wrecked Siberian bunker and woke up on a demolished New York street. Four years earlier.

just say you do (ao3) - biblionerd07 steve/bucky T, 173k

Summary: Steve just wanted a job. He wasn't expecting a marriage proposal. And he certainly wasn't expecting to accept.

People Who Need People (ao3) - ClaraxBarton bucky/clint/natasha E, 26k

Summary: After getting benched for once again failing their psych evaluations, S.H.I.E.L.D. agents Bucky Barnes and Natasha Romanov are forced to interact with civilians. It's all awful, until they take a yoga class taught by Clint Barton, and suddenly it's not awful at all.

peter's stars (ao3) - IronPengu, parkrstark steve/tony T, 175k

Summary: Steve and Peter lose their apartment and are kicked out on the streets. Steve has to juggle between jobs to earn whatever money he can, take care of his son while resfusing to let him realize how much they're trouble in, and keep them warm and safe on the city streets in winter.

So, he really doesn't have time to date the billionaire that flirts with him everyday as he buys his cup of coffee. Even if he did, he can't let himself fall for the man. Because if he knew that he lived from a backpack and showered in a public bathroom there's no way he'd still want him...right?

show me why you're strong (ao3) - fr0ntier bucky/natasha E, 103k

Summary: Set post-Civil War, later before, during and after Black Panther.

Natasha disagrees that she's qualified to help someone suffering from PTSD and complicated identity issues and traumatic memories stemming from decades of abuse. After all, she's working (reluctantly and with very little success) through her own shit.

Or, the one where Natasha is reminded that her family can be chosen, that the heart in her chest is human, and that sometimes Sam is right - a playlist with 99.8% Marvin Gaye tracks does make the hard days a little easier

Such Sweet Revenge (ao3) - ali_aliska bucky/tony M, 167k

Summary: When the Rogues are back in the States after being pardoned, the New Avengers want nothing to do with them and as far as Tony is concerned, if he never speaks to them again, it'll be too soon. After all, he didn't spend the last year putting himself (and his family) back together only for his former co-workers to ruin all of his hard work.

But then he gets a hand-written letter from the Winter Soldier himself, apologizing for the events that transpired and an off-handed comment from Rhodey about Rogers failing to take care of an obviously miserable Bucky Barnes sets in motion Tony's new, oh-so-evil plan to get some payback.

After all, what better revenge than to steal the Winter Soldier away from his best friend?

The only problem: Tony sucks at being vengeful, but apparently he's an expert at inadvertently falling in love.

Targeting (ao3) - queenmab_scherzo steve/bucky, clint/natasha E, 149k

Summary: Steve and Bucky end up playing for rival college football teams.

Tech Support (ao3) - Amethystina bucky/tony T, 31k

Summary: When Tony decides to personally answer tech support queries to find ways to improve the next Stark Phone, the last thing he expects is to grow weirdly attached to one of the callers. The man is clearly not accustomed to modern technology, but his determination to get better is both admirable and adorable, and Tony can't help prolonging their conversations. Before he knows it, they're exchanging numbers.

Talking to James — be it over texts or the phone — soon becomes the highlight of Tony's day and he might just be falling in love, though he tries his best to deny it. He knows nothing can happen — not while James thinks Tony is just some random tech guy at Stark Industries rather than the man who owns the entire company. And, as if that wasn't enough, there's also Iron Man and the Avengers to consider. Tony would have to reveal everything before a relationship with James would be possible, but he's not sure how to do that without also risk scaring him away.

It therefore comes as quite a surprise when Tony finds out that James has been keeping similar secrets of his own.

Two-Point Perspective (ao3) - FestiveFerret steve/tony E, 109k

Summary: Dear omega,

Congratulations! You've been selected. Alpha #95847872 has been assigned as your pre-bondee. A group bonding ceremony will take place on the 14th, unless other arrangements have been made by your alpha or their family. A valid bonding license must be submitted to Omega Services within 45 days of this letter or all services will be cancelled and any transferable benefits will not be applied to your alpha's package.

If there is some reason why you cannot be bonded on this date, please apply for an extension by calling 1-800-555-6827 within 7 days of receiving this letter.

Sincerely, National Omega Services

we weren’t stitched up quite right (ao3) - CydSA bucky/tony E, 106k

Summary: Tony is not sure what to do with himself when he signs out of the Avengers Initiative.

A visitor changes everything

#themculibrary #mcu #marvel #slow burn #slow burn masterlist #masterlists

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foxfictioncentral · 4 years

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About the Mun

NICKNAME. Fox, Jaxy, bitch

REAL NAME. Jax

ZODIAC. Leo

HEIGHT. 5'7″

WHAT TIME IS IT? 1:07 pm

FAVORITE MUSICIANS / GROUPS. my all time favorite music group is Set It Off, but i also absolutely love The Score, Mystery Skulls, Nothing More, TheFatRat, Zedd, Jonathan Young, and AJR

FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM. none. i used to play soccer myself but i dont care much for any sport anymore

OTHER BLOGS.

my ic blogs are: @hugs-not-anonymous, @conflictedenergies, and @once-upon-a-memoir. i also have two more ic blogs in the works

my ooc blogs are: @foxfictioncentral (this one), @jcfoxington, @jcf-themes, and @arcticartings

DO I GET ASKS? when i reblog memes, yes! i also get the occasional ooc love chainmail thingymading

HOW MANY BLOGS DO I FOLLOW? 148

TUMBLR CRUSHES. the whole “tumblr crush” thing is strange to me in the first place but im just gonna tag the people who i rly like for one reason or another @unabashedrebel @thornbolts @safrona-shadowsun @diguerra @the-real-arcanist-val @rimeforge @stonestridernerd @styrkvr @farstridings @kolabooc @pumpkaboospiced

LUCKY NUMBER. the closest ive had to a lucky number is 7. i dont rly believe in stuff like that tho

WHAT AM I WEARING RIGHT NOW? baggy red sweatpants, grey long-sleeved shirt, black socks + thick striped socks, and a warm blanket from finland (wearing it like a cloak)

DREAM VACATION. chilling in the outskirts of edinburgh

DREAM CAR. none. i hate cars lol

FAVORITE FOOD. it’s a tie between homemade salmon and spinach lasagna and my dad’s homemade meatballs

DRINK OF CHOICE. i have no idea how to translate it into english but the danish word for it is “saftevand”. its a soft drink made from rly strong concentrated berry and fruit juice thats then mixed with a lot of water. its basically colored, fruity and sweetened water

LANGUAGES. danish, english, and a bit of german and spanish (i can also vaguely understand swedish and norwegian)

INSTRUMENTS. used to play drums

CELEBRITY CRUSHES. celebrity crushes arent my thing. im attracted to personality, not looks markiplier

RANDOM FACT. im double jointed/hyper mobile. its worst in my left thumb tho has had the worst effect on my wrists, ankles, spine, and knees. just before the new year i actually “sprained” my toe in my sleep bc of my hypermobility. i couldnt walk for a week xD

tagged by: @thornbolts on @hugs-not-anonymous

tagging: havent done it? do it! also tagging @koszmar-zycie @kolabooc @safrona-shadowsun @unabashedrebel @farstridings

#.about jax

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needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves · 5 years

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Gunmax and Deckred first time having sex.

"Yo, Double Deckerd. I'm going out for a ride, you coming?"

Deckerd looked up from his screen, to a grinning Gunmax. Gunmax was always a promiscuous type of fellow, who hit on basically anyone, and Deckerd didn't mind it, afterall, he worked hard for the team, and cared for Yuuta. Everything else was irrelevant. And Deckerd wouldn't lie, the attention was rather nice. Deckered chuckled.

"I have to decline. I have to drive Yuuta home tonight, it's getting close to his bed time."

He was about to stand up to do just that, when Shadowmaru put his hand on his shoulder, making him sit down.

"I'll take him, Deckerd. You deserve a little time off babysitting duty. I'll hold the fort until you get back."

"Are you sure? I know you and Duke had something planned tonight."

"Oh it's no trouble. He just told me he's a little tired tonight. Really, you two go have fun."

"Oh. Well, I'd love to then, Gunmax. Give me a few minutes."

Deckered walked out of the break room, to his own room, and Gunmax grinned, fist bumping Shadowmaru.

"I owe you one, Bowser babe."

"I'm not going to address that one. Purely because I'm beyond tired of the dog jokes."

"Must be ruff."

"....Yuuta! Let's go before I kill Gunmax!"

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It wasn't very long until Gunmax rode down the freeway, with Deckerd in tow. Ever since that weird event with the world almost ending, and the whole alien thing, things have been rather quiet in the city. Occasional crime here and there, petty thieves and breaking speed limits, but no giant robots for about a month or so. Things were so calm, that even the road they drove on was barren. It was nice. The road was gently lit by street lights, and the cool air brushed against his front. It was relaxing, but Gunmax was everything but calm. Feeling the bike murmur under him, and feeling Deckerd's body pressed against his own, bringing warmth to contrast the chilly night air. He turned his helm a little, looking at Deckerd.

"D, how you holding up back there?"

"I'm doing just fine! This is nice. I'm glad we're alone together, Gunmax."

Something about how he said that. Something about how he squeezed his midsection, was too much for him. Gunmax WAS a horndog, he wasn't going to lie, but Deckerd looked and felt too good to not handle this. He pulled up to the side of the freeway, and put the brake on the bike, stepping off of. Deckered raised a brow, swinging his body to the side, facing Gunmax.

"I'm sorry, did I say something wrong?"

"...no. The issue is, you did the exact opposite."

Before Deckerd could ask exactly what that meant, he felt his lips on his own. Deckered froze up, unsure what to do. He didn't return the kiss, nor did he shut his optics, or pull away. All he could do was just gawk. Gunmax caught onto this, and pulled away from the kiss far sooner than he wanted to. He had leaned himself against the bike, wedging Deckerd in between a rock and a hard place. In Gunmax's case, a VERY hard place.

"I...sorry. I guess I just...kinda like you. I mean, you get me. And not a lot of people do."

He kept himself where he was, not wanting to give Deckerd a chance to escape. At least, not until he knew something important.

"You're my friend. My leader. I got your back, and I know you got mine. And I don't like you JUST because you're well built. It's just, you and the kid? You're some kind of special. I wanted to say thank you in a way I knew how. But, I'm not getting that same feeling from you. So, just forget I even offered. Alright?"

Deckered didn't say anything. There was a slight panic in the back of his processor. Nothing too awful, just little shocks of doubt. There was just something about that still face. He pushed himself off the bike, holding his hands up in surrender.

"Hey, mark me down for inappropriate behavior, but at least SAY something. You're making me get all kinds of shaken up."

"I...I'm sorry. I knew you found me attractive, like everyone else-"

"Okay but can you blame me?"

There was a scowl from Deckerd, and Gunmax nodded, acknowledging he should shut up now. He let him continue.

"But I didn't think I emotionally meant anything to you. And I'm...flattered, Gunmax. But I...hesitate to let you touch me."

"Too soon?"

"N-no. I...I have thought about it, once or twice. But I...I dont think im ready for that sort of thing. I don't do this sort of thing often."

"...oooh. I feel you. Really, I do. But tell you what. Why don't we just try it out? You don't like it, I'll knock it off. We'll go easy."

"Out...here?"

"Oh come on, we've already stolen stuff, might as well cross 'indecent exposure' off the bucket list."

"Oh for gods sake Gunmax…"

Gunmax shrugged, not all that ashamed. And from how Deckerd pulled him into a kiss, grabbing him by his face, Deckerd wasn't really either. Cute, really. Gunmax was the first to pull away, and the first to get this party started. He popped his panel open, and lightly whistled at the sight. They didn't hesitate with this guy, did they? They were a bit different from each other, with Deckerd being slightly thicker, with a bit of a curve, while Gunmax was more straight (ironic, he was aware), and on the slimmer side. Gunmax carefully grabbed his spike, and slowly stroked it, very much enjoying the hitch of the others breath.

"This is cool, right, Deckerd? I feel like this is something to ease you into this sort of thing. You don't mind, right?"

"I...do. I'm the only one out."

"Heh. You could just ask, you know."

Gunmax exposed himself, and allowed Deckerd to touch and stroke him at his own pace. Deckered wasn't his first, and certainly wouldn't be his last, so he clearly wasn't as sensitive as the other. Deckered put his forehead onto the others, staring into his optics. Deckered wasn't used to this, given how quick and jerky his strokes were. But honestly, Gunmax would take it. Gladly.

"Gunmax...t-thank you."

"My, someone's a good boy, thanking me~"

Deckered wanted to continue, but hesitated, feeling Gunmax's thumb press onto the head of his spike.

"No I'm...thanking you for trusting me. Partner."

Oh. Oh he throbbed at that, to his surprise. Gunmax lightly panted, slowly moving his hips back and forth into the others palm.

"Say that again."

"Thank you for trusting me?"

"No no no, the P word."

"Partner?"

Oh that felt good. Damn good. Gunmax nodded, and gripped tighter on the others spike, making the others helm toss back. Gunmax couldn't help but wonder how often Deckerd touched himself. At least, properly. Being a babysitter to the entire team didn't leave a lot of room, he was sure. And it sucked, because Deckered deserved a damn good overload. And as he gripped both of their spikes together, he thought about giving him JUST that. He took advantage of the exposed neck, pressing his lips against his cables, much to the others delight.

"Yeah...partner. That's exactly what we are. Now you let me help you out, and you help me out. You wanna know how you can do that?"

"H...how?"

"Just sit there. Keep liking what I'm doing...and remind me just what we are."

"My p-partner?"

Gunmax wasn't at all surprised that they were already slicked up with fluids. Not with how Deckerd's lips moved when he said that word.

"Yeah...that's it. Partner. Just keep calling me that, big bot."

"My p-partner."

Gunmax refused to let him halt. Deckered needed no more prodding however, starting to repeat those words as Gunmax only went on and on. It wasn't long till Deckerd was laid back onto the bike, whimpering of how good his partner felt, rubbing up against him. And Gunmax was LIVING for it. Deckered was probably more so, given how he appeared to be absolutely melting. Gunmax leaned down, and pressed his lips against Deckerd's, swallowing his moans, just in time to stifle the sound of his overload. Gunmax grinned once he pulled away, tempted to just jerk it right onto such a helpless, content face. But he was their captain, he'd give him just a little more respect than that. Not too much though, definitely not enough to not pat his cheek, just a bit roughly.

"How'd that feel, partner?"

"I...I...I feel guilty."

Gunmax tried not to get nervous. Did he regret this? Did he ALREADY regret being his partner? He was going to ask just what he meant, when Deckerd sat up, wearily smiling.

"Afterall, you didn't overload."

Gunmax looked down at the mess in his hands, chuckling.

"Hey, no worries. Afterall,"

He licked at the fluid on his palm, grinning at the color on the others cheeks.

"This won't be the last time you're gonna overload on my hog."

"But...this isn't a harley davidson."

"...you're lucky you're a looker, partner."

#bpjd #Gunmax #Deckerd #lemon #hope you like it!!

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a list of my entirely way too niche headcanons ive actually implemented for everyones imagination:

name options ive used and refuse to retire: david elizabeth strider (sometimes i dont feel like being a douche to others and saying thats not his name), harley davidson strider, and david james strider for the sake of simplicity

im not gonna tell yall the like. oc exes ive given him bc thatll take eighteen years.

i dont rlly have an explanation on the ghost thing besides the fact he just can? ive occasionally pulled from family ghost stories and experiences bc i somehow got landed with family members who lived in a haunted house for a decade and enjoy scaring me with all the stories (including the time my cousin literally died on the kitchen floor from a bronchial spasm and one of the friends that was over asked my aunt later what was up with the old man she saw in the corner of the room that night - my cousin is fine btw shes just a huge bitch and a third grade teacher and i dont like her)

whether or not hes done drugs is based on absolutely nothing besides how im feeling in that moment. either hes the designated driver and sober friend forever or he got fired from his job after doing a line at work during graveyard with some random customers theres no inbetween (this absolutely happened @ waho. if dave works at waho hes a mess of a person and thats on the diner itself.)

ok look i hc dave w/schizophrenia besides when i was 14 i had a hyperfixation with learning about it and then at 16 was prescribed a medication and had side effects so wack my therapist genuinely thought 14 yr old me was onto something and its a weird way to cope with the idea that lady put in my head that i might “develop it in my twenties” which i turn 20 this year and i havent been able to stop obsessing and panicking over the prospect so PLEASE dont come in my inbox calling me ableist im not out here all harley quinn in suicide squad with the voices ok hes medicated, he goes to therapy, the hard fast delusion that lil cal was nearly sentient and informed bro of every single thing dave did no matter how asinine it was is no longer a debilitatingly affecting him ANYWAYS

i actually use the chicken/egg farming family pretty often just because its hilarious to me to give dave like. an actual mom and dad. hes literally an uncle to like three different kids he just never visits because they make fun of his skinny jeans and he hates one of his (incredibly bare-bones ocs all of them) brothers who threatened to bash his head in with a little league bat after dave broke his star wars lego set apart on accident (but not rlly) so their parents were like “why dont you stay with your brother in the big city for a lil while champ” and then they just never picked him back up? and thats on favoritism

the other one is that his name is actually david reed and hes the middle child of a family of three who literally live the standard golden retriever white middle class life only they went to disney land or something equally as dumb one year when dave was like 6 and he wandered off so bro literally just went “huh free game” because frankly he was an idiot who thought maybe i should take this kid home because its real dangerous in parking lots and then it was too late to NOT have it seem like a kidnapping and thats why daves never had a summer job, seen his birth certificate, or gone to school. but vaguely remembers what kindergarten was like and having a pet dog and calling someone mom as a kid.

im not making a bullet point about his sex life headcanons just use your imagination and acknowledge the fact bro essentially worked within the sex industry and i enjoy putting dave through trauma as a catharsis

i stopped doing this one usually but if he did go to school hes been in percussion since fifth grade and played the drums in his high schools jazz band as well as various edgy teenager garage bands he likes to pretend dont have a youtube presence and that hes absolutely never been shirtless in front of plenty of his classmates because he wore a hoodie to a show like an idiot. idk occasionally ill put him in an actual band he doesnt hate but keeps separate from his lil turntechGodhead internet persona (which i will ALSO touch upon in a sec) until they wind up getting looped into a tour with some bigger named band that has a show in *insert beta kid here*’s city and hes gotta come clean solely so he can visit his online friend. sorry derseasterous thats the one time weve ever run into each other and i made him have a crush on one of his bandmates i was in my anti-daverose phase where i made dave a hoe and also didnt want to admit i still loved the ship all these years later

i hate it so much but you know the whole vr loli trap voice shit that was popular a while ago? hes fucking baller at it for some reason. he did it as a joke while talking to bro and they both about shat their pants. if im feeling real ambitious, hes got a separate soundcloud solely dedicated to doing dumbass rap covers or making his own but in the voice under the pseudonym elizabeth “beth” davids that he will never admit is his. well, he will, but hes gonna be really fucking embarrassed about it. irony or not.

talking abt seperate soundclouds and stuff ive always had it where turntechGodhead was his like. essentially internet fucking persona facade shit he used because we all had that phase where we wanted memorable urls and stuff but also didnt want to totally ignore the nagging fear of people finding you in real life, until it turned into real life ppl finding you on the internet. so he also has basically an adjacent set of social media under the same name but its just a boring username i havent decided on so everyone he knows irl doesnt mix up with what hes made for himself as TG and the people he knows as TG dont know what highschool he goes to. (this occasionally comes with the territory of ppl on parp being pissed that daves “lying” or “hiding things” from his friends as if he was doing it out of spite instead of just keeping embarrassing tagged photos and videos from football games or when he ate shit at the skatepark from fucking with his “rap career”)

every once in a while i get on a kick where hes just german. like, i just replace houston texas with hamburg germany and have him apply to a university in whatever state is applicable for whoever im chatting with and it goes from there? sometimes he moved when he was little and went through the whole visa thing, sometimes he didnt go through the visa thing, sometimes hes a dual citizen because of family and shit, its all dependent on what suits the situation best.

one that ive been fucking with for a while but hardly break out (until recently with like 5 roses in the span of one day hell yeah) is that he has a neighbor at the end of the hall who is like a thousand year old witch lady that hes basically adopted as his mother figure in lieu of not having one and shes totally cool with it, especially bc when she kicks the bucket she fully plans on giving dave all her occult stuff so her figure-skating coach and realtor daughter doesnt sell it at a garage sale and lets it all go to waste. she also once brought rose up by name in a conversation without any prompting of her existence which dave didnt realize for days, and then one time cryptically stopped and stared at an empty space in the wall, went “she has potential, you know.” then looked at him sitting on her kitchen counter with a smile “lots of it” and hes thought about that weekly ever since. (it is important to note one of the occult items he leaves her is literally her own personal book of shadows shes been filling out for decades its like a 600 page leatherbound book dave has no idea what its used for but the sheer amount of homemade spells and etc in it is like. gonna murder rose the second this chick gets her hands on it i promise you.)

theres the standard strife shit? im not rlly gonna get into those theyre all basically cookie cutter bullshit. its just standard bro and dave abuse talk. i like to inclulde the whole 24hr live cam up in the apartment that definitely watches dave in every room besides his own and the bathroom, but that quickly delves into the prospect of middle-aged men stalking him online and basically sexually harassing him in his own god damn home by talking about how they can see him just trying to take his shoes off in the living room after getting home and frankly? its not one of my best takes! but once you throw it into the headcanon bin, its there forever.

he actually really does do something with his photography but not enough to warrant anything exciting, but he has his own branding for it and regularly takes pictures of his friends or anything else he thinks is moderately interesting enough to take pictures of, but those are just thrown into shoeboxes under his bed in favor of posting genuine shots because he wants to keep his image intact and blurry photos of jade smiling in the tree they climbed up together while bec paws at the base of it while whining isnt exactly something he wants the whole world to see.

i also pretty often but him into either paleontology OR i put him down as trying to become a mortician because he thinks handing roadkill once he graduated from museum giftshop specimens to doing his own taxidermy on the side has prepared him enough to perform an occasional autopsy and start embalming real human corpses. (sometimes i put my own desires in and make them his bc i have to project at some point and put him through the same EMT course i dropped out of bc it was one semester and he already has pretty decent first aid skills, but he definitely didnt expect it to be as fucking wild at times as it is, but whats he gonna do? get a job back at waffle house? the company hes working for just offered to pay like half his associates in paramedicine tuition and hes already got all his pre-recs done when he started for paleo. at least its a stable job and hes got the ability to be compassionate in the moment)

im running out of things that ive done to the poor kid. OH

hes not a virgin he had a girlfriend all four years of high school (shes also one of his optional and designated exes plz keep up) and their relationship ends in one of two ways: she dies in a car accident a week before their high school graduation, or she stops talking to him entirely a week after their high school graduation until a couple years later she gets into (guess what) a car accident with her current wife/girlfriend and dies which leaves behind their daughter. who just so happens to also be daves daughter. her name is hannah and i love her like my own but no one ever likes her and thats on the conditioning of dirk. does dave end up taking her in? yes. shes awesome and the first time he takes her to the park to like run off some fucking steam she disappears for two minutes and dave is moderately terrified until she comes back holding a dead baby squirrel and thats the moment he realizes huh maybe things really do be genetic.

ok at the bottom of the list im gonna add the couple of times hes been a camboy which usually coincides with the live apartment cam thing and the amount of people in his dms calling him hot or whatever, but typically its more of a started the day he turned 18 and basically dipped around 20 in favor of showing up randomly with no warning to complain about a video game dick in hand because it gives him an outlet that wont annoy his friends bc this is the fifteenth time hes had a lot to say this week about a certain boss battle and also the comments fuel his ego and daddy issues.

the last one wasnt the bottom but literally unless its explicitly proven otherwise every time anyone rps with me there is the underlying fact dave strider was a goalie on his high school lacrosse teams all four years and (shocker another one) definitely had the hots for one of his teammates like major hots like first gay experience hots. like it was painfully obvious that teammate also liked him back hots. like one night at a team sleepover one of the other guys was like can yall just makeout and get it over with were fucking tired and dave really had the balls to be offended and ask what the fuck they were talking about while literally sitting halfway in the mans lap bc for some reason they had to share the same chair.

he is also guilty until proven innocent of being the worlds biggest loner outside of that sports team and even though hes literally a jock he still opts to eat his lunch alone in the hallway or something like that and has a tendency to leave girls on read, but bc hes got an in with the rest of the jocks hes basically drug around to plenty of parties and since hes conventionally attractive enough and popular in the aloof way that he is, hes got plenty of tagged insta posts and twitter directs and snapchat streaks going.

THESE WERE ALL NO GAME AND DONT INVOLVE SHIPS BC I LIKE TO KEEP MY OPTIONS OPEN AND THEYRE LITERALLY ALL BASED OFF RPS IVE DONE I HOPE YALL JUDGE ME ACCORDINGLY

#theres probably so many more i mean #ive been on parp for at least 5-6 years now #ive been on cherubplay probably the same amount of time #and my memory is totally shot to fuck but these are just what i know ive done in the last YEAR #or thought were wild enough to remember #i put it under a read more bc frankly its really fucking long #and i dont want this to represent me entirely #these are also heavily situational based and not like. emotion or reaction based much?#some of them are #i guess i could rename this to like. things ive done on parp #but theyre technically still headcanons a lot of them can coincide with whatever #so theyre not very specific situations #anyways #this took me an hour

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