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#i dont listen to hoizer sorry im just like really into trees and rocks
dirt-grub · 3 years
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the eternal struggle of being mlm and seeing a cute dude in flannel and not being sure if hes wearing it in a gay way or a woodsy way or both 
#in my case its both#but like nothing sucks more than being like oh this dude cute and finding out hes a homophobic redneck#didint u kno the forest was made for men to kiss each other in??? idiot#what do you think lumberjacks do all day they be hittin that wood#really want a bf who is as woodsy as i am but not like pretentious bout it yknow#like im not smart i cant identify plants and i dont follow safety measures#i almost fell off a mountain bc i wanted to carve my own hiking path#if you think thats cute hmu bc thats the kinda shit im about#i dont listen to hoizer sorry im just like really into trees and rocks#i shouldnt even say pretentious thats not the right word#like. who are just really normal about it#like the people who hike for exercise not bc they have an eternal longing to fucking dig holes in the woods for no good reason#like everyone gansta until youre dead serious about hiking off trail in search of danger#if you dont wanna get fucked up and covered in mud youre not the type of woodsy i mean bro#like my ex was like that and theres nothing wrong with that but i just cannot sit still taking pictures at the edge of the woods#i gotta get IN THERE or i will explode#just like know thats what i mean when i mean hiking#connor talks#anyways im starting a journal about my finds in the woods once my new notebook comes so like if you guys are interested ill share it more#i'll take pictures too like i know the place pretty well and i know where some neat stuff ot photograph would be#like theres the trees over the water and that abandoned baby carriage and the big clearing that gets flooded sometimes#ive also been meaning to make a map and thatll help#im not really good at that but hey its a learning experience
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