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wherearemyglassesbro · 4 years

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Airport/Plane Etiquette

•Don't spray perfume or use heavily scented products, I personally don't have scent allergies and i don't get headaches but i know people who do. Being encased in a giant, metal, flying tube and being unable to escape your horrible choice in scents will make anyone’s plane ride miserable

•Don't take forever in the bathroom. Dont. Don't just sit there and watch tic-toks or play candy crush on the toilet cause bitch, there's usually only two bathrooms per plane so you're hogging one! Especially don't take forever when you’re halfway through the flight because that's when everyone’s tryna go!

•If you're flying in a small plane like Spirit Airlines planes, don't complain loudly or kick people seats. It's disrespectful and you know what kind of flight you're about to get onto based on the price, okay??? I’ve flown Spirit mannnnny times and someone always has to complain. Shush!! You payed $50 to fly to Orlando!!! On a small plane!! What did you expect??? Be grateful that you saved so much money

•Don't let your kid cry the whole time. You’re ruining everyone’s flight!!! I know people are gonna be like “it’s just as embarrassing for the parents” yea I know! Ookay? I know they're embarrassed but they need to...control the kid. Give them a benadryl or something to knock them out for an hour or so. Because a screeching kid isn't good for anyone. Screeching giant even good for the kid lmao

•^^^^ Also!!!! Don't let your kid kick seats or touch other passengers!!! That's obnoxious and inconsiderate! Not to mention, you look like a terrible mother/father. It sounds harsh but that's how others will perceive you if you don't control your spawn

•If you take your shoes off, wear socks. Otherwise don't! Just don't. Being Barefoot on a plane is gross for everyone involved

•No personal grooming on the flight. Don't be a nasty BITCH!! Don't cut your nails, shave or do nasty things. This should be common knowledge, but apparently it isn't.

•When you’re going to exit the plane, collect all of your things BEFORE we land!!! Put everything in your backpack and wait patiently! Cause then by the time you land, you ca quickly grab your overhead bag and then get the fuck off!!!!! Keep in mind that there are rows and rows of people behind you trying to leave!!! Go quicker! Move faster!

•Be kind and considerate to the flight attendants! Because they're so nice and they're just doing their job! By the time you’re flying, they're probably so tired and trying their hardest to keep a smile on their faces :)

•For the love of god, if you're gonna watch videos put your earphones in!!! No one wants to listen to your Fortnite commentary videos

•Don't make a scene in the airport. Just don't man...Other people are trying to get places and trying to get home too. You’re not special. You really aren't, I don't care if you have a meeting in ten minutes or if you're a platinum Delta member, everyone is on equal playing ground at the airport and not one person gives a shit because they're trying to get to THEIR meeting or THEIR uber! Don't shove, yell, cuss or hit others.

•Security is trying to do their job, don't make it harder than it needs to be. It isn't hard to follow instructions. Shoes off, electronics in a tray, shoes on the conveyor belt, purses and backpacks in their own tray separate from technology, take your belt off and your apple watch, throw our or chuig drinks cause they cant come with you through security. If you get picked for a pat down, be cooperative and respectful because it'll all go by quicker. Trust me :) It really isn't hard to follow instructions, i've never understood how people can be so incompetatn at the secutor hats...Bruh...I knew what to do when I was 14 okay??? A grown ass woman can figure it out

•Don't watch or read p*rn on the plane or at the airport, there are families here don't be disgusting

•When waiting for your baggage to get to the dock, don't shove. Even if you see your bag. Again, its hella rude! And it isn't hard to just say ‘excuse me!’

•If you’re on the moving walkways, stay to the right so people can walk by you. Don't stand in the center and prevent others from walking around yu!!!!! Asshole!

•If you’re sick and contagious, wear a mask on the plane if you're allowed to. You're in a giant metal tube in the sky, forced to breathe everyone’s germs. Nasty nasty!

•If you're scared, close the window and take a benedry;l or something. No need to flip out and make everyone else uncomfortable or uneasy.

•Before exiting the plane pick up your wrappers and major messes. Every timei get off a plane i walk past rows and rows of seats with wrappers and empty bottles. Gross. Yall are pigs and should be ashamed

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