#i dont want to see balls

[raindrop-plop]

in honor of juno steel and the sixteen tons part 2

#more like juno steel and the episode that made me cry #no its not the sleep deprivation i swear #i do not want to see you anymore????? #juno steel #juno steel fanart #the penumbra podcast fanart #tpp fanart #the sasssss #ur honor they are not ok #if they dont end up happy i will never recover #aaaaaaaaa #ritas cackle is my favorite #balls?

[aroaceleovaldez]

emo Nico x scene Will Solace...

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #will solace #solangelo #i need them to be cringe (affectionate) teenagers okay #give me Will with a hardcore homestuck phase and streaks in his hair dyed with kool-aid and striped armsocks #date night is Will teaching Nico how to make kandi bracelets #if youve been here awhile you may know i am a scene Jason believer and the same concepts apply here #listen i just think. emphasizing Nico being emo and giving him a scene boyfriend #its very important though that only certain riordanverse chars fit the vibe to be scene kids #like i dont think Percy would be as much as i want him to be #its antithetical to his character (internalized ableism/bad self-loathing/keeps his head down) #Will and Jason on the other hand would use XD unironically and have a total ball making sparkledog fursonas #Alex Fierro. DEFINITE scene kid. Magnus is already just kind of a little emo. Sadie is a definite yes. Carter. maybe. #i think he'd be adverse at first but kinda get into it casually yknow. he'd dig kandi bracelets at least. #probably get really into linguistic breakdown of xD rAnDoM speech just for fun #Walt no but he could. like. i think he'd be open to trying it. but its not his default state. #Zia. doesnt have the energy but i kinda wanna see it regardless. i think itd be fun for her but on her own she'd lean more goth #Leo? maybe. depends. he's more into doing stuff ironically. Piper. yes. but specifically as an f-you to conventional fashion #Reyna no. Frank maybe. Hazel yes. Thalia maybe. Annabeth hmm. maybe #i think thats all the main casts. Alabaster? YES and i wanna see it. #anyways thank you for coming to my emo x scene ted talk and character evaluations in the tags

[shivroy]

happy new year, i literally cannot post a preview for any of these images. it's all enthusiastically consensual, unflinchingly hairy, socially inept, and arguably endearing. i love making fun art & i love you succession fans <3 leave a comment if you want to rock my world but enjoy regardless and have a beautiful, safe 2024

#art #fanart #succession #succession fanart #tom wambsgans #roman roy #kendall roy #connor roy #greg hirsch #logan roy #romtom #tomken #contom #togan #tomgreg #there is so much dick so if you dont want to see that dont look. but i think i warned you #THANK YOU ALL seriously for the kindness about this #winter break well spent #and i had a ball

[trustworthycinnamon]

Howdy Ultimate Dirk nation how are we doing today I'm sorry for my evil crimes (or am I)

#homestuck #homestuck beyond canon #dirk strider #ultimate dirk #ult dirk #homestuck 2 #hsbc #i dont like adding so many technical tags but if i dont organize myself i'll fucking explode and die and go Ult #one might call this yassifying. i simple call it having a Big Brain and Seeing the Truth #that screenshot is from an upload of Beatup btw. mf has like 3 fucking theme songs. lets beat him up #i was forced to draw fuckin hands. worst moment in my life. this was my own form of torture #you can see where i started to give up and go Fuck it We ball. tf is this bastard hunk wearing #what it is wrong with him. it is so attractive #i want him so bad i feel sick. i think i hauve covid. joder que bueno está el condenao me lo cargo a besos dame una noche con él #hey why dont you fuck with My narrative handsome. leans against wall with a rose on my mouth #i dont even read h:bc btw but the slay energy that panel had provoked some energy inside me in me to activate

[jorrated]

one of my friend's pestered me enough to post these..... cringe ass raynoah art......

#jo.art #tton #ssry this shit is also in portuguese #i never expected to post this so lol #good luck with my handwritting <3 #i didnt have enough balls to post the real cringy i know rev follows me i dont want him to see this #anyways #they are exes in my heart <333333333

[knives-blue]

hey, i jus wanna give a shout out to asian and latino fandom nerds, you guys arent nearly as appreciated as much as you should be, and a lot of you are the backbone of a lot of fandoms. ik im puerto rican and therefore am a little biased but i dont see brown fandom nerds get as much love, if any. thanks for reading.

#glenns talkative madness #spiderverse #homestuck #my little pony #neon genesis evangelion #dragon ball z #steven universe #anime #cartoons #fandom #poc #asian #latin america #sorry for all the tags i just want people (specifically fandom nerds) to see this #pls dont derail ty

[shimomcdragon]

POV: oil

#hes ginna getcha!!! ooohhhh hes gonna getcha!!!!!! #mar 2 2024 #shimo's art #shimo's ocs #viktor willow #angel viktor #oc art #original character #oc #art #artists on tumblr #drew the normal version of his angel version finally #yeah hes so neoliberal <\3 #i imagine he sees a socialist or something and throws his little ball at the back of their head #i wanted to nightshade and glaze this but it didnt work on my shitty laptop so rip #i dont think i drew the background well enough but its supposed to be the orange skies of nyc during the canadian forest fires #that were caused by climate change

[todayisafridaynight]

i cant explain it but daigo being subtitled to just be like 'you're making me look like i have no balls' feels so illegal and wrong. hilarious but something's off

#snap chats #WAIT I HAVE TO INTERRUPT THIS POST WITH THE FUNNIEST SHIT #SO I WAS GETTING FOOD FROM MY SCHOOL'S DINING HALL AND YOU CAN WRITE DOWN WHAT YOU WANT ON A SHEET YEAH #AND I SAID I WANTED A SAMMY AND FRIES OK BUT WHEN I GET MY PLATE ITS JUST FRIES #AND YK W/E OK I'LL JUST EAT THAT BUT THEN. WHILE IM LIKE. GETTING PIZZA TO SUB IT YEAH #I HEAR THE COOKS BE LIKE 'yoo why do we just have a sandwich here' AND THE BIN IT #AND I WAS LIKE 'was that a chicken sandwich cause uhhh <:)' AND THE WOMAN WAS JUST ':OOO IM SO SORRY' #LIKE DAWG /IM/ SRRY I FEEL BADLKAJLJ but yeah. they were nice enough to make me another one 😭 #ok. back on topic with this fuckin post SORRY. i just have all these potatoes and a pizza to eat with this sadnwich now #i didnt eat breakfast or lunch so its ok. moving on #watch me explain it lol. i think its just cause its hard fr me to imagine daigo even saying balls like that. in jp or english #like he just doesnt have the Oomph to do it like the kansai bitches #see this how i know jo from kansai.... that easy as balls to imagine... #LIKEIM TELLING YOU THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN SAY BALLS AND MEAN IT ARE KANSAI/EAST COAST BITCHES #in regards to eng its the accent... you just put a heavy mphasis on the b yk... any east coast bitches know what im talkin bout #or am i insane.it could be both idk #its cause in context he looks so meek like no !!!!! you dont be shy about balls talk !!!!!!! #I JUST IMAGINE HIM SAYING IT SO POLITE LIKE NO !!!! YOU HAVE TO SAY IT WITH FEELING. WITH YOUR BALLS #anyway daigo bb ily and i care for you but youre not hard enough to say balls #which is the most insaane thing i could say considering Daigo And His History but yk... im right...

[dark-falz]

Shino said she wanted to be a magical girl and how could I deny her

#THIS WASN'T FUN #if you see any errors dont :3 #i didn't want my reflection in the ball :c #phantasy star #phantasy star online #pso #figures #mine

[thatonebipotato]

tfw you have to fight off your demons except there's litterally a demon and he is inside of you. sometimes it's the other way around.

#jason blood #etrigan #etrigan the demon #see its funny because there are two people inside of his skin #in a very literal sense #i might make an extended version with more of the song. ive thought about it. but animation is so so tedious #ik this song is actually about not letting people get to you or something #but sometimes you have to take something literally/at face value for it to work the way you want it to #if anyone noticed any inconsistencies or accidents dont point it out i will actually Explode/hj #animation is super fucking tedious as already stated and if i messed something i will simply curl into a ball and collapse into myself #i dont mind living in ignorant bliss for this one

[skull-ishcloud]

I think my biggest problem with RR is that I love the idea he has but not the execution.

Like, nice ADHD guy who uses humor as a coping mechanism. Nice, war between Greeks and Romans. Nice, Poseidon and Athena children couple. Nice, gender fluid badass character. Nice,

Then you realize the ADHD guy doesn't get much deeper than that. That, the war was caused by some flat ass character with no personality aside from killing panda plushies and superiority complex. That the A and P's relationship was kinda forced and toxic. That the said badass character is only gender fluid bc of her mom.

#rick riordan #percy Jackson #alex fierro #percabeth #leo valdez #octavian pjo #anti rick riordan #and all that adhd meds are bad kiddos #dont use them bc the teachers are actually want to get rid of your differently abled shit #like fuck you man #like as a person with adhd like you can totally see that he probably isn't #like the characters symptoms are used as comical relief #that they barely experience #besides like what was that shit of battle skills bc of adhd #like dude im pretty sure I wouldn't hyperfocus on battling a random ass monster #like ok my life depends on it #but i cant even process fast to hearing people talk #or catch a ball on PE #you think I would react fast enough to not die #im editing this like crazy but here we go #i went search for like where did rr's hate for meds come from #apparently his son (harley) tried ritalin #which sucked for him as it did for me #I have a few posts on this im just not in the mood to elaborate #and like Rr just dropped it and like gave up on trying meds?? like??????? #idk if its true ok just saying some random things that appeared on google

[tiptapricock]

MCU Steven grant and erotic literature? Aka does he read Ice Planet Barbarians or smth

I’m not really familiar w any erotic lit series in particular so this isn’t off of personal experience on that front, but here are some ideas on his dynamic w it more generally! (And also these are getting longer than I mean them to but hEy I’m haVING FUN!!)

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This was—Steven laughed to himself—this was not really working.

He’d been trying to do something adventurous, to experiment and expand his horizons. He’d had erotica on his shelf for years, a rather sizable collection having grown from his occasional snags of interesting covers or odd summaries, but he hadn’t actually made the time to sit down and read any of it.

Not that he hadn’t been interested, all genres of literature were fascinating and he’d been quite excited by a few of the volumes he’d picked up, there had just always been something else taking up his focus in his free time. Historical texts, translation guides, a fresh local poetry magazine, but…

Well, it had seemed like such a shame to leave them there, perfectly readable and not being read, so he’d decided to finally take a crack at one of the thinner ones.

Its cover and title had promised a supernatural romance, the man posed enticingly on the front cowering beneath the looming shape of a bulky, blue alien. Which had all seemed like good fun, in Steven’s opinion, but about halfway through he’d remembered what these books were often… for.

Well, he wasn’t really sure what the standard… interaction was, he hadn’t exactly gone to any book clubs on the topic, but he could definitely assume, based on how he’d reacted himself.

It had been just a slow, warm, build in his gut as the first more explicit scene got going, an odd thrill at the idea of almost… peeking at someone else’s private life, of something making the fantasy to work through for him. But then he’d started to get hard, and well… what the heck. These were common wank material, weren’t they? And what better way to relax than with a book and a bit of the old hands downstairs?

He’d tried for the most obvious path first (book in one hand, cock in the other) but that had proved an issue when it came to flipping pages. The only two possibilities being to do it one handed and fast (lest he ruin the momentum of the scene), or free up his other hand to flip more normally (which also wasn’t ideal, and made for a rather jerky kind of jerking off).

The next thing he’d tried was to set the book on a table or pillow to allow for easier page turning, but that had just proved to be awkward in situating himself towards it while still sitting up, and had made it harder to read from far away.

Which led to now, with his most recent attempt.

Steven was currently hunched over on his bed, laying mostly on his stomach over two large pillows and propped up by his elbows over the book. His body was pressing the pillows tight to the comforter, his cock slid into the soft, snug space between them, and he was doing his best to hump his way through the the rest of the chapter.

It was, as he was realizing now, really not working.

The friction felt nice enough. A bit rough, perhaps, without real lubrication, but perfectly suitable for him to grind his hips into for the time being. The cloth dragged nicely over his tip, the texture extra sensitive on smooth skin, dotting his breathing with soft gasps when he canted his hips just right and making him want to fuck into something even tighter. The book was nice enough, too. A bit cheesy, maybe, but enjoyably so, and definitely hitting the right beats to get him going.

The issue was just that they didn’t… go together. The book still shook with his thrusts, the words hard to focus on, and his attention was too split between one action and the other, both consuming different aspects of focus. He’d tried so hard to problem solve he didn’t even remember how the story had gotten to—he squinted, rereading the last few sentences—the current monologue on rectal examination.

It just wasn’t worth it.

Steven sighed, cheeks flushed as he laughed again, resigning himself, and leaned back to rest on his heels. He picked the pillows up off himself, tossing them over towards his laundry pile to clean later, and licked his lips as he went to grab the book again. It was sad to keep the thing unread, and he was perfectly happy for that to be his main focus at the moment.

He slipped off the bed and padded to the kitchen, leaning half naked against the counter as he put the kettle on. His dick slowly began to flag as he put his attention elsewhere, pleasure and little waves of arousal still mellowing beneath his skin, but he didn’t let it bother him. Instead, he let himself fall into a world of slick tentacles, and hypnotizing lights, and star crossed creatures that were learning to say I love you.

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Send me a character, kink, or prompt, and I’ll do a short nsfw story piece!

(Also MacKay!Steven answer to this I did for fun)

#cot n balls #cot n balls writing #moon knight #moon knight 2022 #nsft #steven grant #steven grant smut #I guess? #I’m still figuring out the tags to use #if you DONT want to see this lemme kno

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

do you have any writing tips? im trying to write this thing about sneeg/frank and i only have my incoherent thoughts in my notes app

sorry i just saw this uh. i dont have any like Actual advice but i can say to just write whatever you want forever. get freaky with it go into depth or dont if you want. make it as cringe as you want have fun with it. write it shitty or however you deem good it doesnt matter !! write whatever genre or ship or trope or whatever just have fun with it. you dont even have to like it after!! if you have fun and like it while writing it thats perfectly fine!!!! and dont feel pressured to write more or write something else because then youre not having fun anymore and it just makes this vicious cycle of hating writing and everything you write and thats not good!!!!

#point is. write whatever you want forever #sorry this isnt actually anything but i feel like not enough people just have fun with it #like they think they have to be the next damn shakespeare or something #its just like a constant cycle i see all the time yknow #the writer thinks its not good enough or its cringe or whatever and they hate it so they write something new and it happens again #this is literally not Anything but we ball #its genuinely the best thing i can tell anyone because i think alot of people just forget it #this goes for anything else too. fanfics fanart roleplaying literally anything #and you dont have to like it after but dont feel ashamed or embarrassed about it or anything #because you had fun!! you loved something enough to make a WHOLE THING ABOUT IT!!!!! a whole thing that you made yourself!!!!!!!!

[theclearblue]

I was told by a friend that Fishman Island was one of the worst arcs in One Piece, and now I have really really high expectations for the new world cause um. This is a really strong first half and the Fisher Tiger and Otohime flashback was so good and such an amazing moment for Nami?? Y'all are sleeping on this arc.

#like ok i could do without the sanji gags it's really annoying #but otherwise i dont really have complaints so far maybe i will in the second half #just the island but especially the palace are so beautiful it's eye candy #and the fisher tiger flashback was amazing and such a good moment between nami and jimbei #desperately have wanted more focus on nami and FINALLY got it #i've read a lot of fantasy as well and this is a surprisingly one of the most nuanced and complex and mature ways i've seen racism depicted #and fantasy can oftentimes drop the ball hard on that so i appreciate oda for doing it so well in this arc #and obviously summit war was amazing but seeing them all together again is really really nice #the villains are admittedly kinda eh so far but they serve their purpose well enough #is this my favorite one piece arc? No it doesn't beat out the likes of Water 7/Marineford but #it is in the upper half for me #one piece #op liveblog

[panicbones]

no offense to any good artists or fans but please god tag that god awful bishie kamen rider game i do not want to see it

#it annoys the fuck out of me its such a low ball cash grab #im already alone as it is being a suit fucker amidst hordes of bishie dans #i dont fucking care about these pretty skinny twinks I DONT FUCKING CAAAARE I DONT CAAAAARE #im glad others are having fun but im not #pls. pls tag it i dont want to see it #skeletal chatter

[spamsandsuch]

i want jevil and spamton to play basketball

#spamton #spamtonposting #jevil #jevilposting #the problem with getting older is that for some reason im able to actually pay attention to watching sports like basketball #and somewhat like it #i would say my ndn mom would be proud but i still dont like physically competing in sports so #being in big competitions gives me bad anxiety #but anyway i think spamton would be a big huge ball hog and jevil would call it out #from my drafts #i think i actually drew art for this in a compulsive manner but im kinda shy to share it (unless anybody actually wants to see it)