#i dont.....get wine people

[bbathsalts]

A edit i made of Red Wine Drunk Randy. I legit spent so much time on the internet trying to see if I can find a edit for a meme i was gonna make and I couldn't. so I was like.... Let me make my own. Tbh the edit isn't the best, I made this on procreate since my janky computer cant handle photoshop. It isn't perfect but I’ve never edited official stuff before. :))

#south park #southpark #red wine drunk randy #wine drunk randy #randy marsh #stan marsh #south park stan #southpark stan #south park randy #southpark randy #my art #south park edit #the fractured but whole #sp tfbw #sp edit #sorry for all the tags lmao #im trying to get back into social media and i dont know what people actually tag stuff with #i have no idea how tumblr works #im like a senior citizen im so bad at this #please be nice this is my first edit #i hope this doesnt flop

[theygender]

I love being T4T. My gf has been on estrogen for a couple weeks now and she's been having a rough time with her mood so I'm teaching her about the ancient art of soaking in a bubble bath with a little drink to sip while watching shows on your laptop

#pro-tip for any girls newly on E. this is The Cure for PMS #(which accurately describes what youre going through btw) #other great cures include putting on nice smelling lotion and fuzzy socks and wrapping yourself in a blanket burrito/nest #also eating lots of chocolate or other sweets and drinking your favorite caffeinated beverages #my mom used to always put on lotion and fuzzy socks and drink dr pepper and eat chocolate #my cousin likes to watch netflix in the bath with wine and then get in a blanket burrito with her favorite lemonade tea #if youve got someone to take care of you then you dont even have to come out of the burrito. you can just ask them to bring you things #all of these methods help a lot. we're experts on this you can trust me (family of people with endometriosis) #also if youre having headaches and bloating and stomach pain you might try midol (generic works fine) #it has acetaminophen for pain + caffeine for headaches (like excedrin) + antihistamine for bloating #also to clarify: i said girls newly on E only bc i figured girls who have been on it for a while might have already figured this stuff out #but PMS is by no means exclusive to transfems who have newly started on E #many transfems have reported getting PMS symptoms and even cramps on a monthly basis after being on estrogen for a while #this is bc after a while on E your body can start naturally making more estrogen and this can come with its own hormone cycle #and as a result you can essentially get all of the symptoms of a period just without the actual bleeding #(this can include cramps bc even in cis women the signals for the muscle spasms can sometimes get misdirected to nearby organs— #unfortunately causing stomach issues as well) #so if anyone out there happens to not already know this information and youve been feeling like shit periodically for seemingly no reason #now you know 😅 #its your period #rambling

[vagueiish]

i don't vibe with astarion as a father for a host of reasons

i do vibe with him being a 'grunkle stan, if grunkle stan were played by bayonetta' type of relative, tho

#i say this as someone who fuckin adores kids but wants 0 of my own #the bat boy would make a terrible horrible father. as he is now. maybe in a few centuries if he worked on himself more? #i dont want to yuck yums but i also kind of wish i could see what some people are seeing because... #im not seeing it #he's the cool uncle/childless wine aunt combined in my eyes #i say bayonetta specifically because of that post with the gif of her and jeanne dressed in foxy santa type outfits and walking cuntily #about to bring on the toy reckoning for christmas or whatever #like. yeah. astarion comes to spoil the fuck out of the young ones and get them hyped up on sugar or whatever #and let them run around with knives. and then he leaves his friends who are parents to deal with the aftermath! #that shit's more fun anyway..... #more power to you if you can see him as a papa i suppose #the beauty of art - people get different things from it #to the void with love

[illusioncanthurtme]

UHHHH

I JUST READ THE PART IN DRACULA WHERE MINA RECALLS HER CONFRONTATION WITH DRACULA

and uhhhhh

This book is a fucking soap opera I swear to god

#HE SAID TO HER THAT SHE WOULD BE HIS #'BOUNTIFUL WINE PRESS FOR A WHILE' #AGDJFJFJFJFJFJF BITCH WHAT!?!?!?!?!? #i can see now how this book was so damn influential on pop culture now #like its crazy #and this moment..... #you dont hear a DAMN WORD from dracula the whole book save for the very beginning with Jonathans journal #the whole time hes this mysterious force thats never seen clearly #you just get glimpses of his influence on people #and all the protags have been after his ass for a while now #and after ALL THIS TIME you get the most crazy ass shit with him and mina #hes just so fed up #i love it #i love the fact that hes ugly too like yes please dhfjgjgkggkk #ok #i am reading dracula for a reason that will hopefully come forward sooner than later #anyway #bram stokers dracula fandom where you guys at agdjfjfjgkghkhk

[anotherpapercut]

there is a scene in how I met your mother that I find so ridiculously funny it makes me laugh hysterically to think about and I reference it all the time but it's like a 3 second bit in a very long and mediocre show so I can never show anybody or talk to anybody about it

#this is one of those shows that i watched when i was 12 so its like forever a part of me but i cant recommend it really #which sucks bc there are so many bits that are SO GOOD but i cannot tell people to watch this show skshakbs #anyway lily is asked a question and marshall puts his hand over her wine glass as if it is a microphone and whispers smth in her ear #and then he removes his hand and Lily leans forward towards the wine glass and says 'i dont recall' and then they leave #all of this is done completely seriously #i do this all the time and its NEVER funny bc no one understands wtf im doing aobdalbdelshmeodksbd #but i still do it literally every single time i get the opportunity

[soldier-poet-king]

Can we have ONE extended family Saturday dinner w/ no politics, religion, pride flag discourse PLEASE

#franposting #SAVE ME #ohhh girlies i am IN to my cups #also like we just got a new archbishop #who is by everyones judgement very liberal very justice oriented v much like the current pooe #pope* #our old archbishop was. hm. well. he wasnt a man of the people lets say #he v much stood on principle when it came to formalities of hierarchy and travelling with an entourage #he was not the type to roll up his sleeves and wash dishes with the common folk #anyway. this came up. i voiced my support of the new guy #hm. a mistake. why do i ever open my damn mouth #and then my father complaining about learning abt other religions. like. oh my god. are u fuckin stupid #if you genuinely believe your faith is correct learning about other peoples shouldnt be a threat #not even going a universalist route just like a . maybe everyone has a little piece of god in them seeking good #and maybe there is beauty everywhere #anyway. im >:( not drunk enough for this #(ie. not at all. ive had half a glass of wine) #and i cant even escape home bc bro1 is moping being an ass #bc i think???? he broke up with his gf??? and i dont want to intrude or hell get abgry #like im sad for him but also like. for years ive been asking why shes dating him #hes lowkey mean and selfish and apathetic toward everyone not himself or his friends and rude so #ughhhhhhh. AND my hip is in the Agonies today

[doveotion]

#me as Dionysus #no but really how am i supposed to talk to 20+ people at this party im so scared 😭😭😭 #what if they dont get my costume or think its stupid. ohhhhh my god #im gonna drink wine before i go as a pregame im not going to this thing tonight 100% sober not doing that to myself #diary

[oh-katsuki]

it's my last four days living in my house with my five wonderful housemates and im so fucking sad about it. i don't even know what to do with myself.

#i really am like... distressed about it #i talk about them often but they are the best people ive ever met #and i am always thinking about how lucky i am to know them #and to have their support #and im not insecure in the slightest about our friendships surviving because i KNOW that they will #but im just sad that i dont get to wake up with them anymore #and have coffee and have them be the first people i see #like no more wine nights or giggling on the couch while watching a movie #it makes me so sad #and it feels like a chapter is ending #im just very :( about it

[geffenrecords]

I love him so.much but I know that a relationship would never work because sex is so painful I'd never want to have it and that'd make him.hate me. chat how do I deal with thay

#i hate mu.life i hate my life i hate my life i try so hard ajd people just despise me. fuck #simone gor.so.mad at me for just talking..how.am i supposed to live.my life when people just get pissed the second i talk. man. ugh . UGHH #whatever. ill.just killl myself. it literally dont matter. gn . [thru teara] lmao #zyz #the wine hitting

[swiftfootedachilles]

hey you were wondering so i wanted to let you know that nobody has talked about you in either of the servers. and i know it's really tough when the blocks come from people you really like or were previously friendly with, but i think a lot of people block not because they hate you or even anything close to that. but just because they're not wanting to see the things you post about. i hope this makes you feel a little bit better, but i do really understand why it feels bad man, hang in there!

thank you i was genuinely wondering if someone had said something because it seems all of these users blocked me around the same time

but the thing is my content hasnt changed at all recently. i post the same stuff i always do. some of these users didn't follow me and never interacted with my posts in the first place, so it sucks that i cant look at their blogs anymore because i was a genuine fan of their content. some of them are people who were mutuals with me and have even interacted with me countless times, saying they love my blog and enjoy talking to me. im just not sure what happened but from my perspective, it feels like a switch has been flipped. one day i was a normal member of the fandom, the next im the social pariah. i just cant help but wonder what i did to earn so much backlash

#like is this seriously all because a month ago i said s11 ian should be drawn with body fat? #that's literally the last hot take ive posted. and i personally find it to be ice cold #i genuinely dont understand like is this a zoomer thing am i obsessed with how strangers on the internet see me #i hate to sit here and wine and cry to my dozens of still active and very sweet followers over being blocked by some strangers #but i genuinely have nobody irl that knows me for who i am and cares about me so yeah i rely on this website for validation a lot #i can only be myself here and every time in ny entire fucking life ive tried to be myself i get rejected #its not about the fandom or the people even its about my inability to be rejected by those i feel are in an elite class to myself #rjs will really have you rolling on the floor sobbing throwing up over getting blocked on The Blocking Website #asks #anonymous #sorry for those who followed me for shameless stuff the past year but heres your reminder that my blog is mostly just mental breakdowns #all i do is open this app to bitch and complain tbh

[kiwidotcom]

went to deposit a cheque into my account to discover i have $30 until my next pay cheque 😩

and of course the app isnt letting me deposit this cheque. because why bother having an app if its functional. a banking app that works ????! wild

#getting paid on thursday aka my birthday #but my rent is going up just for september so i really dont have any money oh my god #this birthday just keeps getting better and better #also this pay cheque will be smaller anyway because last monday was a holiday and i dont get holiday pay #the guy ive been seeing has been insisting on paying for things and holy fucking god thank god i didnt insist too hard #imagine i insisted on paying for $100 dinner and then got declined #our next date is going to be me making dinner at my hosue which was already the plan but yea thank fuck it is lol #i have cash to buy alcohol but i was originally going to get a decent bottle of wine #not anymore i suppose lol #fuck me man #i work so much how am i so broke #im not having a good morning #and ngl ive been taking too much xanax recently because my anxiety has been awful and the temptation right now is so strong #but i cant i cant i cant i cant #just gotta suffer instead #omg tho #i mentioned . to my date. that my doctor wont prescribe me anti-anxiety meds because of my 'problems' with addiction. #the addiction being that alcohol i drink to deal with my anxiety #to be clear #and he (my date) said he could help me with that because he knows people ahahaha #i said nooooo its fine ahaha but yea it did make me like him . just the fact that he wants to try and help #but its fiiiiineeeee #i need to find another doctor #uhg i want to see my therapist #its been 6 weeks but yea #$30 in my account so fucking fat chance thats going to happen any time soon #also i think i need to stop taking my meds #i spend $20 a day just to feel normal #i cant afford this #sure not being on my meds makes me suicidal but hey

[plaguedoctormemes]

i was gonna reblog a long winded thing about fandom with my own long winded tags but you know what it's a lot easier to just say: fandom is a capitalist commodity and there's nothing wrong with being engaged with it or finding some joy in it but in my experience as someone that used to be involved with huge fandoms during their heyday it's a lot easier and more fun to just have a small circle of friends + have a couple of hobbies or passions outside of fandom + engage with media at your own pace + talk about and engage with "dead" or "out of date" media that speaks to you or scratches a particular itch + start on something creative and original on your own or with your friends that you can actually theorize, and collaborate on together + live deliciously

#nothing better than talking about original characters or original stories in progress over wine or card games with your friends and getting #A Little Bit Too Into IT #much more satisfying and better use of my time than arguing with someone who Thinks They Got what a story was about #or coloring within the lines of a pre-existing character through fanfiction #or seeing the same characters over and over again in different poses and colors through fan art #i mean dont get me wrong i love all that stuff at different times but idk once you drink the #Cry With Your Friends About How Your Characters Trust Each Other And Share Their Anguish juice its really hard to go back #the doctor is in #not plague #i will also say these things are also the reason why im not as active on tumblr anymore for the last couple years im thriving #also recieving a gift of art or writing about your creation from a friend is 1000x more meaningful memorable and important than #having an endless stream of free fan art by people on the internet of your TV show or video game blorbo BUT THATS JUST MY OPINION

[bereft-of-frogs]

…

#I wish I brought drugs to Christmas #I totally thought it would be chill #like all the ‘wah can’t deal with family’ I was like whatever can’t relate it will just be a normal weekend #I forgot how Much Christmas gets for certain people (my mom) #there’s just a very manic energy and I need things to chill out a little bit #*dont @ me perfectly legal drugs in my state #which I don’t do very often #but sometimes I’m just like whoa I need to go lay in a dark room while moderately high for a while #wine will have to suffice #drugs cw #alcohol cw

[semercury]

What. If. I scream? What then?

#stuff sarah says #idk its 3am and im coming down from a wine tipsy and im in pain and feel gross #and theres too much going on in my life #or actually its not even a lot. i just cant handle anything ever #so like. what if i faked my death and moved to a different city? what then? #idk man. i just want to feel like im allowed to be happy and enjoy things #but alas. the ghosts in my brain. they are vengeful spirits #not literally tho. but my anxiety and shit did always get worse with every person that died #so maybe i am actually haunted #it rlly should have been me instead of them #i dont think its fair. im worthless and they were all amazing people #i dont deserve to be alive. and yet im still fucking here.

[pagesofkenna]

me listening to anyone talking about cocktails is like my mom listening to me talk about games

#theres just SO MUCH MORE TO THIS HOBBY THAN I'D EVER KNOW #grant lists some sort of? brand? type of alcohol? and acts like i'm supposed to have an opinion about it? #in dnd we're like 'i wanna go to the bar and get an ale' and sometimes its something fun like. wine or something #and then these people who make cocktails?? for fun?? have to buy like TWENTY different ingredient #all of them cost twenty bucks or more #and its like?? you ONLY use that specific thing to make this specific kind of mixed drink #which you can finish in a minute #i also dont get why people who drink alcohol drink so slowly lmao #if im thirsty and this drink is tasty im taking a swallow?? #anyway alcohol culture is foreign to me but im fascinated in a bug collector kinda way

[icewindandboringhorror]

one of the bad things about having such low social energy/social anhedonia/little interest in interacting with others in any capacity/ Hermit Disease™ is that like.. once every FIVE months here and there I’ll get fleeting bursts of social energy and will message one or two people to catch up with old friends or etc. and then it’s like... 

tfw you message someone and then wake up the next morning to see that they REPLIED to your message so now you’re actually supposed to message them back, which is an obligation you were somehow not expecting despite the fact that YOU sent them a message 

#I feel bad because it's like.. I know I WAS THE ONE who reached out to you but also I have depleted all of my energy stores and have like no #capacity to respond that this point.. Which usually I'll get to it in like 2-7 days and people who know me (people who I would actually #message) know this/are aware it doesn't mean anything/are okay with it so its not really a big deal but still lol #girls and squirrels i am so sorry i dont know what to tell you but I have Disorders gjhgbhj #oh same thing when someone messages me and then I respond and I'm like 'whew finally got that off the to do list! now I dont have to worry #about social interactions for the next few days' and they RESPOND to my RESPONSE within like 30 minutes of sending it #so now I'm back at the point where I owe them a response even though i JUST crossed that off my to do list ghbh #And there's some people out here who are like 'omg.. if people don't text me back in 30 minutes then they must hate me! i want to be texted #back immediately. true friends will drop everything theyre doing just to text you!! >:T' whereas I'm like #god if I reply to you and you reply back to me within less than 24 hours I'm going to scream... just give it a good 2 or 3 days.. let the #message sit PLEASE.. it's social buffer time.. let's recharge our energy... the the conov age like a fine wine #(unless it's urgent. obv if we're coordinating plans or scheduling something we both must reply promptly exactly) #AND ALS THIS IS just a caveat of text communication like I HATE text communication. another reason it's SO hard to find new friends is that #nobody wants to just talk on the phone/discord voice chat/Some Medium Of Real Time Audio Communication anymore #everyone is like.. 'oh just send short little messages through a stupid fucking chat client or text me or message me on a social media' and #it's like.................................... no........ i dont think I will #Real time communication is SO MUCH faster and more efficient like. It would take me 2 hours to type something that I could say in a 30 minut #e conversation. People who I have genuine conversations with (like 5 hour long talks) are the ones who are not afraid to just be like #'yeah i have somehting I want to talk to you about. can we schedule a phone call thursday at 10:30am?' #also like.. if you text me at 3pm I am not going to respond to the message (depending on the contents-obv will reply sooner if #urgent) probably until 3 or 4 days later. If you call me at 3pm then we're talking at 3pm for as long as you want (or as long as is practica #l - also assuming I'm not already in the middle of something etc. etc.) #Like phone calls/voice calls/whatever - are so good because it's immediate. no having to go through and spell check. I am also a rambling pe #rson with complicated thoughts and i AM INCAPABLE of having short conversations. no matter how hard I try #you send me a sentence of text and I will write back 3 paragraphs. this makes text-form communication THAT much more taxing and time consumi #ng - whereas I can explain even really complicated things in Real time in like 20 minutes MAX when it would take 1.5hr to type and proofrea #d and etc. in text. ALSO I love that it is a Structured ONE TIME interaction. I know eactly when a phone call will start and can plan for #when it will end. Text form communications are ongoing background interactions with no clear start or end. no structure. etc. #in person/phone/real time communication is just SO much easier for my brain to process and depletes my social energy slower #. it stinks that the entire earth is slowly moving away from the only form of social interaction that is convenient to me lol.. BUT ANYWAY