#i doubt they'd do that

[radiance1]

Danny and (a recently revived) Jason move into an apartment together, they live right next to each other too.

The thing with this, however, is that the both of them?

They goddamn hate each other.

If murder was not illegal, they would genuinely kill each other. But since it is, they settle for the next best thing, just beating each other up on sight.

At least, until the landlord told them to not fight on their property and if they were to do it out of sight, so they don't scare away any more potential clients.

They've already scared away more than 10.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #You know that one comment that thought I was genuinely hating even though I put (This is just for dramatic effect) near the top of the post #Yea I'm still thinking about that and maybe the slightest bit salty over it #Doubt they'd ever see this though since it was resolved pretty fine in my opinion :D #but if you do see this #You know who you are #Anyways #Danny and Jason fight like feral cats in my opinion #Even though Jason is a highly trained fighter #Okay maybe Danny fights like the feral cat and Jason fights like a more refined version of that #Still feral tho

[jesterjaxx]

Ok SO

Canonically his dad is a cop and there are a couple jokes about his parents not loving him, dudes dad straight up said "actually, do we love you?" Like sir damn anyways im taking that and running with it SO

Giving him a fucked up situation of him and his dad always butting heads and both of them escalating things constantly, and as he got older the ends to the arguments went from getting grounded or punished to getting kicked out or Duncan just leaving, probably escalating to his dad kicking him out semi regularly and eventually his mom or dad telling him to come back home to make a kinda fucked up cycle

And like i know they gave the convict kid a cop dad for the laugh like its not that deep at ALL

but like that sets up sucha fucked power dynamic and i want to use that

and we never find out what got Duncan sent to juvie for the first time, its said off screen while some characters are spilling embarrassing or dark secrets and in my fucked up world either he accumulated a couple charges while he was kicked out, indirectly the fault of his dad

or worse but more tempting

he got kicked out and his dad arrested him for trespassing

so like idk i just love the idea of a pyromaniac, vandal convict who has no respect for authority or mutual trust having the tragic backstory that his first time getting arrested was at the hands of his father

#daddy issues deluxe edition #duncan angst post complete #Duncan doesn't know how to de-escalate and needs to get the last word #he gets that from his dad btw #so running away is almost like winning #idk how Canadian cops are so im using american cop mentality #which is typically the “shoot first ask questions later” mentality #i think despite his Dad caring about him hed do hurtful shit and only regret it later #and i sincerely doubt they'd talk about it #so it just drives a deeper wedge and makes whats “normal” that more intense #:D #i love taking things too seriously i love overthinking behavior #duncan total drama #jester jabbers #headcannon #angst #total drama #idk man

[toxictoxicities]

Stop making Trafficlight so cute! I’m melting! I SWEAR I’m slowly converting (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

I love how they interact so much. When they work on projects they're both contributing something meaningful to improve the product and achieve the best possible outcomes

Screenshot from this vid, it's fucken golden

#qna #convert #do it #bet #FETDVHU #toxart #trafficlights #srs x nsh #srs #nsh #seven red suns #no significant harassment #like theyre so perfect DRFYGHU #as smart as suns is theres no doubt theres things they'd over look #Sigs kinda is that safety net Suns can lean on #just bc I think Suns would tunnel vision on a solution and try to find a way to make it work rather than exploring #kinda like Suns would be good at developing an idea rather than making multiple ideas #While Sigs would provide different ideas to explore #fun contrast to have a broad Sigs and secluded Suns which to me fits their personalities socially and Im eating this hc of mine

[gxlden-angels]

Bro I hate fundamentalists and culturally-fundie parents they'll say shit like "spare the rod spoil the child am I right haha yea my parents used to have to beat my ass with a switch almost everyday but I sure did learn my lesson" but like??? no you didn't??? you were hit multiple times for something you very obviously did not, in fact, learn

Like studies about how harmful even lightly spanking children is aside, you're literally contradicting yourself?? Some even admitted they got worse as they got older cause they wanted to see how far they could push their parents before they got punished

And studies not aside, you're gonna get child raising advice from the same book that tells you to stone your wife if her hymen doesn't break on your wedding night instead of the decades of research we have now?? Just say you're a bad parent and move on my guy. Skill issue

#bro I had a coworker go 'unpopular opinion I think some kids really do need beatings' and I'm like???? #unprompted???? what's going on there???? #well anyways I ended up going 'yea so I plan on specializing in play therapy with autistic children so I've been learning about talking #to children and the ways their parents and environment affects them' #and they're like hmmm but beating this kid with a stick after they broke something or I upset them to the point of yelling is good actually #had a boss say it taught him and his kids respect cause they were hard-headed #and I'm like?? that's fear not respect! they fear punishment! they do not act out of respect for you! #he's a conservative christian black man tho so he's like 'But Authority!' like bro I don't even respect you what are you on about #'You don't respect police and their authority?' Nope! I fear them! I do not respect cops and every cop/cop-adjacent person I personally know #has reinforced that for me #'We'll agree to disagree' Cool! Doesn't mean you're not wrong! I could believe trees aren't real but that is in fact incorrect #then he pulled out the bible verse and I was like ah okay I forgot you like 'here's how to treat slaves' book you're so right bestie #I'm totally wrong now and so sorry for doubting you and your 2000+ year old book I don't believe in <3 #They'd go 'well I turned out fine!' then say something that directly contradicts that #anyways I need christians to get their grubby little hands off the current state of Child Protection and Rights in the U.S. #So we can actually start working on helping kids without the force of christian hands suffocating them #cause homeschooling and child raising by evangelicals are so fucked up bro I'm tired of this shit #I'd only stay in my current state to help children get out of that cycle since I'm in the bible belt #ex christian #religious trauma #child abuse tw

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

hey in your Lights Out au, does Wally still eat with his eyes? & if he does, is that effected by the fact that he's, you know, missing one?

that is Such a good question that i Have Not considered! i'd assume... yea!

#excellent thought it has me Thinking.... #bc im of the belief that the puppets dont really Need to eat? #like i doubt theyd die or become malnourished if they didnt? #which is good bc in this au they'd run out of food super quickly #i mean wally would be fine. he'd just start eating the houses #but anyway yes yes Yes i do believe it would affect Wally's ability #it probably took a lot of concentration when he was first calibrating to the change #and he probably could only eat half a bite at a time instead of a full one... #man this poor dude has to partially relearn hand-eye coordination / eating / art / perspective #sally fucked him over oopsies! she didnt mean to! #rambles from the bog #wh lights out au #yk its probably even harder for him to 'eat' things predominantly on his left side #since more left eye power would be used for those... #catch him whipping his head to the side like an anime character about to fuck someone up

[springs-hurts]

I think Lancelot would be the only knight to immediately protect Merlin when his magic was revealed if he was around in s5. Gwaine and Merlin friendship seems strained he seems to hate magic and all the other knights also hunt magic users with no problem

Yepp, I wholeheartedly agree, Lancelot would either go all out, or he'd try to make them see reason...depends on which way it'd go(or which way it'd have gone, only if writers were brave enough, but damn! I can just imagine Arthur, his wife loves this man, his best friend told him his biggest secret, uh uhh, Lancelot bro, I'd run!)

But others, in Disir episode, Percival was making fun of all the hangings, and people write him as sympathetic, same goes for elyan...

So two people who'd support Merlin are Lancelot (if he didn't die) and Mordred, both would hesitate to draw their weapon, of that I have no doubt. But they'd support Merlin.

#bbc merlin #bbc arthur #arthur pendragon #lancelot #bbc mordred #mordred #bbc lancelot #Bbcm #Merlin #I don't think others would really attack Merlin #Pretty sure they'd be confused as to what they should do #They'd look up to Arthur #And Arthur #Oh boy that man would be furious #Learning that Lancelot knew #That would add more #Fuel in fire #It's such an intriguing question tho #No one knows what Arthur would have done #If it was revealed #Say in 1st episode #We know he'd accept Merlin #Of that I don't think anybody has any doubt #He'd accept Merlin and magic both #He would #But how would he deal with it #That's the main question

[abrahamvanhellsingjournal]

Entry two: Date November 10th 1898

Today is the first day I have taken a chance to examine Dracula in full. Specimen appears to be a rather fit man of Eastern-European descent in his mid-twenties to early thirties with a height that measures 198.12 centimetres in full. Weight seems to be around 100 kg. However, that is where the features between him and humanity end, for his eyes seem to shift between a vivid scarlet and an orange colour similar to that found during the hours of dawn and dusk. The pupils are also odd, sometimes reacting and looking like a humans, other times seeming to become cat-like and turning into slits. It should also be noted that the specimen is in possession of more than two pairs of eyes, and seems to have an endless amount, possibly thousands. The hair too, is strange, acting more like shadows, and always moving, even when there's not a breeze about. Why this is, I have yet to understand. Perhaps vampires are of a more non-Euclidian nature than previously thought.

That, or Dracula is so immensely old, he has managed to transcend that of your average vampire, for even the creature that poor Ms. Westerna became pales in comparison to this creature. Alas, I get ahead of myself.

The teeth of Dracula is especially odd, the upper canines at rest, do seem to be much longer than that of a human, but upon moments of intense emotion the rest of the teeth, which usually bare a more human appearance, suddenly become quite jagged and sharp. It should be noted that the teeth become like this when feeding as well, which suggests that perhaps a vampire's diet consists of more than just blood, for such teeth seem quite specialized for ripping and tearing into flesh. Perhaps some vampires may also feast upon the flesh of their victims as well. It could also be that causing large wounds are also more beneficial in getting more blood. In either case, the teeth are fascinating and require more in-depth observation. Perhaps I shall acquire a goat and have Dracula bite into, so that I may study the bite marks created, for on previous Victims, I have only ever found pin pricks, quite at odds with the jagged dental I see in Dracula.

The hands of the creature are also of nature, possessing strangely long fingers that are rather rough and calloused for a man of noble bearings, and the nails themselves usually keep themselves rather short, though on occasion I have witnessed them become quite claw-like in nature. Perhaps in the event a weapon is not available, or if one doesn't want to bite down, the nails are used in place of such.

The muscles of this creature is also strange, being rather lean and yet the individual is capable of impressive feats, carrying with ease objects that would normally take six grown men to carry and treating the objects as if they were merely made of air. It's quite fascinating and I wonder if I were to open the creature up, if the internals would bear even more secrets.

#hellsing #alucard hellsing #dracula #speculative biology #vampire #rp blog #Alucard #abraham van helsing #Finally getting into the more interesting stuff #friendly reminder that Alucard is a warrior first before he is anything else #thus I imagine his hands would reflect that with them being rough and calloused #And I don't think even as a vampire they'd be all that soft because I doubt Alucard would think of doing such #Because I imagine his hands were rough for most of his life before he turned #and we are going to be acknowledging the fact that Hellsing vampires are super weird and seem to be Eldritch beings in this blog #Which I think is super dope and is not nearly touched on as often as it should #long post

[weidli]

wait wait okay i pinky promise i'm going to sleep soon but do you know what OTHER thing about preis des lebens makes me want to throw things. thorsten and julia. like this whole scene

and

and

and

#not like in a romantic way they just fascinate me as a situation #two people who both desperately love sebastian and love maja and are now kind of stuck together to try and fix this. and know each other #casually (both as oh that's Sebastian's Partner but also. maja's birthday party and in eigener sache and lots of little things lumped #together) but i doubt they'd ever had like. a real conversation that wasn't about basti or the kids. and now julia is suddenly part of the #exclusive club of people who know that thorsten had a family once. like where do you go on from there #i mean realistically you don't. i don't imagine they ever talk about it #but Christ the look on julia's face when thorsten says Look this was my wife this was my daughter. #tatort stuttgart

[splatoon-confession-box]

I really hope Inkopolis Square is in the next DLC wave. The Squid Sisters and Deep Cut are cool. But I miss listening to Color Pulse every splatfest.

#splatoon confessions #i doubt they'd add the music since they didn't do it for inkopolis plaza u-u

[i3utterflyeffect]

King Merc and stick!Alan, imagine if during the interview, victim is like "I want revenge on my creator, Alan. I hear he's a stick figure now, go find him and bring him to me." And Mango realizes "oh fuck, I know that guy. I cannot do that." Which puts him in an awkward situation. He can't accept the job, but that means bad things for Gold and it makes victim suspicious of him.

god yeah...... i feel like victim wouldn't say that upfront unless they're looking for information or REALLY fucking stressed out by the fact that they can't find him when now is the perfect time to attack (the second one would probably be more likely imo) but it would be funny if he was just constantly covering for Alan until he's finally able to catch him and pull him aside like 'HEY YOU LITERALLY HAVE SEVERAL HITMEN HIRED ON YOU, PLEASE LEAVE THIS PLACE?'

#i do think it'd be funny for them all to take shelter in his basement/in the nether even if logically they'd go to their own computer #just because stick!alan would probably be exponentially more stressed in minecraft #bc human brain looks at minecraft and goes Holy Shit there are so many ways to Die Extremely Painfully #and i highly doubt he's thinking abt respawn mechanics in that moment #pitch posts #tommy's stickmen tag #king merc au #tommy's stick!alan

[saltpepperbeard]

you know what i'm so tired of? the influx of negative clickbait articles surrounding the possibility of ofmd s3. i've seen things like "taika says he isn't sure whether he wants to return for the third season" and "the show will go on without ed and stede." and the worst recent offender was "stede might be the one to breakup with blackbeard in the third season" because it misconstrued rhys' words when he was talking about ed and stede likely reuniting with the crew.

and like...intuitively i know that they are all indeed just clickbait, and are trying to take advantage of everyone's desperation for any sort of s3 news. and also, i feel like the negativity is pointed and purposeful, because it gets people talking and subsequently spreads the article around faster/gives that particular site more attention.

but man do i hate it, because it does not mix well with my anxiety.

#OFMD #OFMD Season 3 #also it's so weird to me because i feel like the fandom would take off running with POSITIVE news--arguably even faster than negative #to quote an og fandom lol: 'hope. it is the only thing stronger than fear' #so you'd think they'd try and get a tidbit of positive thinking and focus on THAT instead #like 'the crew and our swashbuckling sweethearts may have separated at the end of season 2...but their stories with each other aren't over! #'they're all a family and will more than likely cross paths on the high seas once again' TYPE DEAL #AS OPPOSED TO TAKING RHYS' WORDS AND BEING LIKE 'oh lol stede is going to breakup with ed actually' #and not even ed because they always use bLAckBEaRd which instills an even deeper contempt in me tbh HSDJKLS #but it drives me bonkers bananas because i KNOW that wouldn't be the case #and i KNOW the show is the relationship #and i KNOW david said that they're done breaking up and that the third season would be focused on their maturing relationship #BUT EVEN STILL #//EVEN STILL// #ANY SORT OF WHISPER OF DOUBT GETS MY ANXIETY SHOOTING OFF AND I JUST SHDJKLSDLS #I SIMPLY WISH THEY WOULD STOP DOING: THIS

[fuckingguide]

you know something that never fails to make me emotional are fics and metas about nandor/nandermo that use the word relent. it makes me soooo insane like here’s this character that has been set up from the very start as being incredibly stubborn and uncompromising, to the point where his moniker is literally the relentless. and you put him with this other guy, who on paper is a nobody, just his servant, and what do you know. you expect him to be as uncompromising with him as he is with everyone else, and that may seem the case at first, but when you take a second look you start to see, it’s different with him. he may grumble and pout, but he caves in, he makes concessions. because at the end of the day whatever they’re arguing about doesn’t matter. what matters is him. the rest is inconsequential.

it’s poetic, really. nandor is relentless, but for guillermo, for love, he will relent.

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #nandor the relentless #nandermo #guillermo de la cruz #i would love for a fic (or the show though i doubt they'd go about it in this way) to have nandor #deliver a love confession along the lines of 'it is true i am relentless. i don't like to concede. but with you relenting is not so bad' #it's about the delicious narrative symmetry of having a character go against what is their main characteristic for the people they love #like yes. i am flawed. but for you i want to be better #post.txt #meta.txt

[rebouks]

For some reason @zosa95 i can't answer this ask so we're doing it this way instead.. get ur shit together tumblr gosh 😆

Yes 👀

Probably not.. unless there's a reason to

Nah they're done! Ivan would'a been fine with Pixie n' seeing Jacob now n then tbh, Jude's just a neat lil bonus 😁

#ranswers #fib extras #trisssss my guy where u BE?! #idk if bruno would let ivan have any more even if he wanted to lmaooo.. they'd have to move! and who could be arsed #😅 #and i don't necessarily think oscar's keeping wyatt a secret or anything #he just doesn't see the point ruffling feathers by mentioning it u kno.. like what's there to say? #it's doubtful his shift would make em feel much better abt the guy so meh #if it comes up it comes up #🤷‍♂️ #NOW GO DO UR HOMEWORK #!!

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Okay but what if Harry Wilson's complicated past also involved cooperating with Damien Moreau

#leverage #leverage redemption #harry wilson #noah wyle #goran visnjic #damien moreau #er #though i doubt they'd do anything with this on redemption because i guess the actors had beef

[theguiltinessisyours]

okay I don't know if this counts as an unpopular opinion but I'd personally prefer for Jon and Martin not to make an appearance in The Magnus Protocol. I maybeee think that it could be alternate versions which ig is cool but I'd hate for the ambigous/mysterious ending to be resolved.

(if you're one of those who already has listened to the first two eps and knows more don't say a word <3)

#it's weird because I very much doubt that they'd do that but at the same time I'm very afraid that they'd do that lmao #anyways soldiers it's one our awayyyy good luck 🫡 #tma #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #tmagp

[leederpfucker]

Warrior fans: what if Frecklewish had a crush on Mapleshade, this big beautiful Thunderclan warrior, and the day she decided she was going to confess her feelings to Mapleshade, the actual father of Mapleshade's kits were exposed

#warriors #warrior cats #frecklewish #mapleshade #i am a believer and supporter of lesbian frecklewish #i doubt mapleshade would feel the same way #not because she's straight but because she's too busy being in love with appledusk #and if mapleshade DID have feelings for frecklewish they'd be much smaller than frecklewish's; and frecklewish wouldn't be seen as an equal #frecklewish you can do better than mapleshade </3