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icycoldninja · 6 months

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No one:

Literally no one:

Me:

I 100% thought Vergil was an older version of Sephiroth when I first saw him. They are kinda similar tho.

#Sephiroth #Vergil #Meme #I dumb #Lol

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lovethatmakingcoffee · 21 days

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😐😑😐😑😐😑😐

is Vox's name short for Video Box?

#Hazbin hotel #Vox #I'm sorry #I dumb

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majestydeerakuma · 2 years

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I just realized that Sunny’s dad in the family photo is wearing blue and white with stripes and so does DW!Hero and Mr. Jawsum...

Is Jawsum’s personality based on Sunny’s dad? Did Sunny’s dad and Hero have a good relationship with each other?

#omori #mr jawsum #hero omori #dumb little theory #i was just watching the final duet again and just noticed the father’s outfit pattern #i dumb

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knucklescum · 2 years

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Mind Over Matter ch.1 - Helmut Zemo x reader

Pairing: Helmut Zemo x mutant!fem!reader

Word Count: 741

Warnings: None! (other than my attempt to salvage a fic i started when i was 14)

Twelve Years Earlier

Maybe university wasn’t for you. You were two years into your degree, yet you felt as though you’d only been there for a brief amount of time - although perhaps your attendance (or lack thereof) was a good indication of why that may be.

By some miracle, though, you had been accepted onto your course’s year of study abroad. You could have picked anywhere: Japan, Canada, France!

You chose Sokovia.

To this day, you weren't entirely sure why you had picked Sokovia specifically - it was a shitty little country with nothing too special about it, but perhaps it was its absolute nothingness that brought you there. You didn't have to be anything special in that sort of place, just simply exist.

The campus was actually quite a pretty place, with beautifully detailed architecture and a wonderfully weird combination of young people all trying to find their footing in society. You couldn't help but get distracted by the constant quiet excitement on the campus, so much so that you were headed in the completely wrong direction of your lecture hall.

In hindsight, perhaps missing your first lecture at a new university, in a new country, just to admire the campus was an incredibly stupid thing to do. But maybe it was fate, too. Life is filled with weird signs from the universe that you never quite realise until the moment has long passed; this was definitely one of those moments, whether you accepted it or not.

As you head mindlessly down one of the many narrow pathways that weaved between the campus buildings, looking up at the delicately detailed archways and hidden little gargoyle figures, you fail to notice an embarrassingly large, loose cobble. Before you could even begin to register what was happening you were on the floor, a stinging graze on your elbow and a bruise already forming on your knee.

“That’s a compensation claim,” you hear a Sokovian, male voice chuckle from a metre away.

You look up to see a dark haired, friendly faced man holding his hand out in an attempt to help you up.

“I was really hoping no-one saw that,” you laugh, your voice laced with embarrassment as you take hold of his hand, pulling yourself back on to your feet.

Letting go of his hand, you finally made eye contact with the man, finding him to be maybe two or three years your senior.

You couldn’t lie - he was gorgeous. Deep, brown eyes with a perfectly round yet defined face and a laughing smile directed at you.

“There’s plenty of guys around here, you know. You didn’t need to throw yourself to the ground to get their attention,” he laughs, nudging your side with his as the two of you begin to walk, only for him to stop when he notices that he’s nearly knocked you onto the ground once again.

“Hey!” you exclaim, turning to face him in feigned offence. “How do I know that you didn’t pull that stone out yourself to get my attention?”

“You got me!” he says, his hands up in surrender. “I just love pulling pathways apart with my bare hands to get girls’ attention.”

“You Sokovians have some weird hobbies.” you laugh, the man narrowing his eyes at you before shaking his head in defeat.

The two of you continue to walk, a comfortable silence between you.

“Kaffee?”

His voice catches you by surprise once again, tilting your head for him to continue.

“I kind of feel like I owe you for, you know, laughing at you,” he says, a faint redness creeping onto his cheeks. “We don’t have to if you don’t want to, natürlich!”

“I would love to!” you exclaim, almost overly excited to actually be spending some time with a real life human. “Lead the way.”

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On your way to the cafe, you’d been worried that you’d struggle with keeping the conversation going, that your social skills may had worsened significantly over the summer, but you and this mystery man completely clicked. The two of you were so comfortable together, it felt as though you had known each other for years, as if you were childhood friends.

“I probably should have asked you this before,” you say, your hands wrapped around the warmth of your mug. “But, what’s your name?”

“I’m Helmut Zemo,” he states, nodding his head towards you. “Most people just call me Zemo though.”

“Pleasure to meet you, Helmut.”

You take another sip from your mug, eyes locked with Helmut’s as you do so before you’re suddenly startled -

She completely missed her lecture.

Part 2

#helmut zemo #zemo #helmut zemo x reader #zemo x reader #cacw #cacw helmut zemo #cacw zemo #fatws #fatws helmut zemo #fatws zemo #fatws helmut zemo x reader #mutant reader #mind reading teehee #yes i'm rewriting one of my ancient texts but starting with the last chapter #what are you gonna do about it #seriously why did i abandon this fic on wattpad with a FLASHBACK?!?!?!#i dumb

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omgafhsfanin2024 · 2 years

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When Bon dyed his hair blue for the first time, Meg and Joy liked to tease him calling him "weezer blue hair".

#i dunno #i dumb #fnafhs #fhs #fnafhs toys #meglody #joy fnafhs

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swanscumz · 2 years

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BXUDUCY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RACOON I JUST FUCKİNG REALİZED THAT JONAH MİGHT RETURN AS AN ALTERNATİVE SİNCE HE İS DEAD!!! İMAGİNE ALT!JONAH AND ADAM FUCKİNG COMİNG FACE-TO-FACE ONE EPİSODE!! İMAGİNE THE ANGST!! İMAGİNE THE EMOTİONS!! OMGG!

(Wait Jonah died?)

JONAH'S DEAD???

WHEN THE FUCK-

HOW-

I THOUGHT ADAM WAS THE ONE WHO DIED-

WHAT

#Badger :DDD #I DUMB

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lyamathecatvoid · 1 year

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Ok look

I know that's silly

But

My dyslexic dumbass though that everyone call him "Plyusha" as russian word... but like few days ago I was like "no that's don't sound right "

And it finally dawned on my silly little brain that it was actually a combination of words "plushie" and "Copia" ...

#i dumb #why my brain like this #sometimes thinking is hard #ghost band #ghost bc #copia #plushia #shitghosting

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b000mbayah · 2 years

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So I've only just realised that I forgot to post last week (oops..) and guess who deleted all of their drafts thinking they had posted everything they needed to post??

Answer: me

So it may take some time for me to rewrite them but I have a post coming out in a day or two so don't worry, I haven't abandoned my tumblr just yet😅 anyway, hi? How are you all???

(Me pretending I didn't do something stupid🥲^)

#i dumb #:P #oops #??#hi #hru?

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yeehawpim · 8 months

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a comic about fix-it fanfics

#original comic #fanfic #fix it fic #fandom #dr who #bbc sherlock #avengers #my comic #my art #been thinking about the truly dumb amount of time I've spent reading fanfic #i started writing fix-it fic like a couple months ago and I Get It #teenage pim was a dumbass

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captainjonnitkessler · 5 months

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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

#thinking about the person i saw saying that if you're at a protest #and other protesters try to stop you from becoming violent you should just kill them bc 'peace police are still police'#even taken as hyperbole that's simply dumb as shit on every conceivable level #it's also pretty blatantly hypocritical coming from people who are usually self-avowed prison/death penalty abolitionists #like i'm sorry but you don't get to be a death penalty abolitionist and also call for the death of your political enemies online #this isn't a major issue or anything i'm just bored and annoyed

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tyanis · 8 months

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Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

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ruushes · 4 months

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sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

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