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satanic-witchcraft · 1 year
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(This is just me.. Ranting- I'm lovingly overwhelmed🩷)
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Yall... Im gonna cry- (happy tears)
Oh my goodness.. Wow!! Haha! This little platform has blown up and I'm so incredibly greatful, thank you all so much for your endless support!!🩷🩷🩷
Though part of me is wondering... Why do you guys follow me?? Haha! Like I know I do impressions of wally, frank, and Julie, but at the same time the only reason I'm able to is because of a voice filter! And anyone can go use that filter and make impressionis of wally, and many other people (more so on tiktok) do/have! Like I'm BY FAR not the only one and I'm 100% non original, and I'm absolutely not the best at it either! I guess I'm.. Here for the people who don't have tiktok and have tumblr & want to hear wally impressions?? But also it's just.. Like.. Why me?? Haha! Sorry my imposter syndrome Is on crack today, but still there's alot of other people doing the exact same thing I'm doing, and it's astonishing that so many of you are sticking around here for my work specifically!
I- I dunno I'm just.. Im shocked, haha! I'm not nothing special, I'm just a guy messing with voice filters and drawing, it's left me dumbfounded that you guys love what I do so much even though I'm.. Literally just some emo making unoriginal welcomehome content- haha!
Through and through thank you so much!! You guys never fail to surprise me and make me smile everyday <3 I love you all so dearly 🩷🩷🩷
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fictionkinfessions · 5 months
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Hey everyone its the "guh huh" bear banjo! it feels weird being in a space which alot of other fictives.. we have da pumpkin and the skelelton boys (i still dunno d'are names but da host said its "skid and pump") D'en we got Me and kazooie (she says hi!) we have da italian chef named peppino..and some others that i cannot for da life of me remember. Im very excited tho since we could get a banjo-threeie after so long!!! hoping we are able ta get it and not let it be a false rumor... Anyways to all da banjo and kazooie fictives or da kins....GUH HUH I MISS YALL!! Me and kazooie misses yall a wholeeee lot!! even gruntilida......i miss messing with ya plans.. -Banjo from Banjo Kazooie
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OH SHOOT WE FORGOT TA ADD #BOOMINGPIZZAPIE FOR DA BANJO KAZOOIE ASK THING..and also d'at im a fictive.. sorry bout that ^^ can ya fix the post when ya can please and thank ya! (if ya need a clarification its was bout ta ficitives and how we miss everyone!) -The banjo fictive d'at just sent a ask as ta time of this ask
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thatgothsamurai · 2 years
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sup guys just want to drop by and i hope you’re all doing good
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hopefullyababe · 2 years
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another day another sexuality crisis
#daphnes talking again#im talking about the seck here yall. sorry.#think i might be aspec?#or maybe not. i dont know.#i just. i thought about it for awhile a couple days ago#thought abt my attitude and feeling abt liek. the Concept of the Seck#and i just#eugrh.#you know????#it sounds really gross#or like. most of it does#i dunno. i just. dont like the idea of banging someone. like. ever#maybe ill change my mind someday or something#but uuuuuggghhh#i just. am not fond of the idea of having sex. like. ever with anyone.#because!!! urrrgghhh maybe im getting too tmi here but like. im not interested in having someone put their schlong in me. thats gross.#and i dont wanna mess around with any kind of genital at all.#like. maybe through a layer of fabric but. oh my god. its just. urgh. gross sounding to me.#all the sets of genitals ive ever seen have looked gross to me. and only in concept have i thought they were tolerable#maybe im just a late bloomer. maybe ill meet someone who i like and who ill like to bone. but for now. like. ew#because i feel attraction to people alot of the time. like i see a guy on tv with abs and ill be like. damn. okay.#but ugh. i just. dunno.#im confused.#i wanna figure shit out. but i dunno where to start or what to do#ive thought i might be arospec too. because i also expirience romance repulsion occasionally despite being into shippin and shit#i just.#dont know.#god what if i never have sex. what if im never ready#what then? what if i never find someone i wanna be with? like. what if i never do any of it? what if im alone forever?#what then??
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hi guys i just wanted to say sorry im like behind on tag games and im not that active anymore rip, im not ignoring u if u tagged me in smth im just swamped with uni and stuff :’) (im literally so done with weeder classes) i’ll get to them afterwards sorry it just gonna be super late andddd hopefully by then i’ll have more gifs prepared to share 
and on a brighter note, wtf im like im shook /pos:
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tyty for supporting me!! <33 i havent rlly been able to check follows to see if theres some i want to follow back bc again been swamped hahajksdlf but yeah i appreciate yall and thank u! idrk what to do to celebrate or smth so have a virtual cookie from me 🍪 and have a nice day!  
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mapleshmaple · 4 years
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#so! tonight was. not as terrible as i was expecting it to be. everyone still ended up cryin a lil but dad didnt. pick any fights#or his whole 'changed man' routine or nothing like that...he was just him and idunno what i expected to change#or why i expected anything to change really hgjkgdsmgds--#he brought over pictures and those kinda jumpstarted the waterworks for everybody- mostly me cuz im a got dam mess and a crybaby so it just#doesnt mix well and hgjkgdsmg i!! udnno!!! we lost delgado this year and mammom and now another grandmom and its just#one thing after another in a way- like falling down a flgiht of stairs but they all have spikes or some shit on em so you get hurt no matter#what. like the odds are just. stacked against me no matter what i do? if that makes sense??#so lately i just. dont see the point in trying anymore- cuz im waiting for the other shoe to drop or something bad to just Happen#or like im just being a bummer and its!! hghgjgksm man i dunno im. really low energy lately nd m'sorry for taking awhile to get back into th#swing of things and socializing nstuffs- i see yall reaching out and really appreciate it i swear im just#really....really really tired. all of the time forever and cant get out of it/make myself be happy if that makes sense#like i dont have the energy to fake it or put on some kind of front or whatever nd im really sorry in advance if im kinda. extra quiet??#and not as enthusiastic as normal nstuff- i love you guys a lot and hope you're doing alright and taking care of yourselves though!!
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forgotmynametag · 5 years
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Survived post-midterms week with only 1 & 1/2 allnighters woo sleepy time babeyy
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spaceraceart · 2 years
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spamton headcanon ramble
okay so this will be a bit of a mess and im typing w/o my glasses, but i just remembered a headcanon for spamton i have that i really wanted to talk about heheheh.
so, normally when people compare spamton to the addisons, they make him the youngest (typically regardless if theyre siblings or not). but honestly, i really like the idea of spamton instead being the oldest. (ramble under read more)
think about it. spamton is based off of spam emails, which is literally the oldest form of internet advertisement. the other addisons, while we dont know what specific form of ad they focus on (if they focus on one at all), it likely isnt spam, and instead some more modern form of internet ad, like display ads or search ads or whatever. those ads didnt come about until much later (much much later, like 1978 for spam vs. early 90s for most other types).
of course you can just say spamton is based off of more modern forms of spam. and we also know that the addisons spam knew were a) around before 1997, and b) old enough to be friends with spamton before that. so there cant be THAT much of a difference in age, especially if you headcanon 1978 to be spamton’s birth year, making him fucking 19 in 1997 (unless addisons age fast or spawn as adults or whatever, theyre weird computer programs i can see that being the case). 
anyway, ignoring the weird age/timeline stuff, the idea of spamton being the oldest has some interesting implications. for one, maybe its the reason why he looks so different? maybe older models of addisons were short and boring in coloration, making them less flashy/eye-catching and thus less successful, with updated addisons being taller and more vibrant (of course this could apply to all addisons based off of spam emails, theyre not the most popular form of ads after all). i dunno, i havent thought too much about that but its an interesting idea i had.
and then finally, it just adds an interesting group/sibling dynamic. normally, oldest siblings/people in a group are considered responsible, the most successful, the one that looks out for the rest. now instead imagine that this oldest person is a short, desperate spam-email that’s trying his best to be the responsible guy, the one that can make sales and has it all together but he’s failing. trying to be a role-model for the rest but it’s obvious he’s such a sorry excuse for an addison. and when he does finally make it big, can finally be the one the others can look up to, they all abandon him out of jealousy. i dunno, its a subtly different dynamic compared to the youngest being unsuccessful and then suddenly getting popular.
of course, i still like youngest spam headcanons, but i just rarely ever see stuff outside of that, ya know? im also kinda confused how that headcanon became prevalent. is it his height? does he scream youngest-child (im an eldest child so maybe im projecting asdghagds)? i dunno. either way, thanks for reading through this mess haha. kinda typed out things both for and against my headcanon bc why not, lets be thorough. also, i dont really interact with addison stuff that much, so i could be missing the mark with some things.
but yeah what are yall opinions? do you think he’s the youngest? the oldest? something in between? does it even matter? then there’s the whole addison sibling thing but i still havent decided whether or not spam’s related to the addisons like that. realistically he’s probably not, but ya know, its fun to mess with i guess.
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izukult · 3 years
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Okok awesome! 🖤🖤 I do have a wide variety in my music taste but artists most in my rotation are definitely Tyler the creator, Doja cat (streets?? Pls on rpt 🤤) and Arctic Monkeys, (pls don’t feel restrained by these artists tho !) very much chill vibes and driving late at night if that makes sense asjfkdkka. Personality wise I’m pretty awkward and fairly antisocial, very much ->🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️😨 but once you get to know me I’m pretty loud and a little much tbh 🤭 like my laugh is genuinely TOO loud lmaooo, and I would very much appreciate it with Kageyama if that’s not too much to ask 😳👉🏼👈🏼 thank you again 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
hello my love. if i hadn’t known you, i wouldn’t have done this any kind of justice. BUT STRAP YOUR ASS IN WIFEY YOU KNOW WHAT IT BE. @chubbybunny111
you and kageyama.
oh god you and kageyama would scare the fuck out of me as a couple. have you seen those memes like boy who doesn’t talk all too much 💖 girl who loud asf? you two. LMAOOO.
definitely you two make fun of each other. on the daily. but, he also grumbles little compliments to u all nervous like. i feel like he would very much like your hair?? like,, it’s so curly,, it’s so pretty,,,, do a fella a favor and let him play with it, yeah?
i’m just imaging you in your straight clothes from high school and him in a disgusting unwashed sweaty ass volleyball uniform😻😻 IM SORRY OK ANYWAY
you two share earbuds all the time. just sittin next to each other in moderate silence with tunes playing.
he is so bad at texting LMAOOO. you’d send an ironic emoji and he’s done for? he just stares at it. blankly. void of any emotion other than confusion.
“i’m sorry did you just send ‘🤕’ after telling me you love me?”
“hey, you’re crying. why are you using 😋 right now?”
i’m sorry for making fun of him but also i’m NOT THATS SO FUNNY.
now, don’t take what i said earlier wrong, he’s not just like oh yes quiet around you (that’s not his personality people need to be better🙄), but when you two are in public he’s not like really affectionate? unless he’s jealous because he is (infact) an insecure bitch, but whenever that happens it feels forced and awkward figure that out kags.
we see the way he acts with hinata like? if he’s comfortable with you he’s going to be loud as fuck there’s no denying it. yall get told to shut up like on the daily?
shares his milk with you😁 not his food tho
LMAOFJAOFJS IM SORRY BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MANS RELATIONSHIP WITH EATING? you ain’t getting between that babe
anyway here’s a fucking playlist for your hot ass i am literally in love with you. i really like this playlist tbh :)
1. sometimes (backwood); gigi- starting off with my favorite song at the moment. this isn’t really completely a deep meaning with the lyrics thing, because this song is pretty sad? i think it’s so vibey. it’s so good. it’s just a gentle, quiet night with the windows open and a full moon. however, like i said he’s insecure and has overthought while listening to this song.
2. breezeblocks; alt-J- mostly just a banger, indeed. you’re driving (i would not trust him behind the wheel? ever?), the lights are super pretty, he’s looking at you from the passenger seat ‘discretely’. he doesn’t want you to go, so those lyrics are accurate, but he’s also not a murderer dw😁 he couldnt
3. i wanna be yours; arctic monkeys- PHEW. OKAY. OKAY JESUS CHRSIT. no because you don’t understand yall are in LOVE? like in LOVE. he probably kisses you for the first time while this shit playing. he also, by default, blushes EVERY TIME THIS SONG COMES ON. such a lil bitch baby🙄
4. sucker; jonas brothers- stop before you say anything this song is unironically so good. i? could imagine you like? terribly dancing to this i dunno. i feel like if you got tobio in the right mood he would jam to some music w you‼️
5. EARFQUAKE; tyler, the creator- i think kageyama was like the kind of guy who mentally was constantly like “i want a gIRLFRIEND FUCK🤬🤬🤬”, but lile also once it happens? svary as fuck. have we not talked about how he does not really like himself much (thinking ab him practicing his smile rn poor baby). so yea, bad self confidence & in love with you. this song. PLUS, it’s a banger.
6. streets; doja cat- you at him lmao. do i have to say anything else?
7. ivy; frank ocean- he would put this song on a playlist for you and then not tell you about the song or the playlist and still get nervous about how youd react lmaooo. however, yknow in movies when like the guy looks at the girl and the music swells? that but with an emo volleyball player and frank ocean
8. redbone; childish gambino- very chill vibes and driving late at night energy. this song plays while yall lay on like ur couch or smth and you’re messing with the ends of his hair and he’s playing videos on his phone with one hand and like kind of awkwardly nervously trying to hold ur hand with the other and he just does the pinky thing thAT WE WERE TALKIN BOUT LMAOO
9. cocoa butter kisses; chance the rapper- i feel like if you were to smoke, this is the song you’d get high to. i don’t have much reason other than that? i can just see this playing in the background as you two exist together
10. my kind of woman; mac demarco- man, you’re really driving him mad🙄 BUT‼️ I THINK? ITS ALRIGHT WITH HIM😳. he’s absolutely whipped and he didn’t even know he had the ABILITY. i feel like you like to prove people wrong, so here’s another instance.
11. casual; doja cat- i know everyone hates getting played, but you feel like you would take a LOTTA precautions to avoid that, including the whole walls up deal. you’re super upfront about it? you’re not like secretly testing the waters, you’re like ‘if ur fucking w me gtfo of my face lol’ but clearly you wouldn’t talk to kags like that (however he’d hurriedly say he’s not a little too loud)
12. afraid; the neighbourhood- ABSOLUTE TOBIO ENERGY (also oikawa energy, i think its so cute that we are married and the mfs we choose to love r rivals). but anywho, absolute MAD tobio energy. yes he also takes out his insecurities with anger don’t actually like he’s not gonna have to work on that lmao
13. sex on fire; kings of leon- arguably one of the best songs to ever exist. he would be like ?!😳 the first time he heard it and youd probably like flick him LMAOFJAODJ this is just a good jam song for you two. he would definitely sing this song with you, don’t care don’t care
14. scary love; the neighbourhood- i’m beginning to think the neighbourhood just has kageyama energy? remind me to look into that later. either way, i’m putting extreme emphasis on this song. this song is completely how he feels. this song is IT. he watches in anticipation as he “shows you it cos it’s a good song”. please just be nice to him (while also bullying him😁)
15. when you were young; the killers- you’ve made out to this song i’m so sorry. MAYBE THATS JUST BECAUSE I THINK THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECTTTTJRJEJTI SONG. god. good fucking music. equal mix of good song and the lyrics hitting
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fictionkinfessions · 1 year
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Man... this kintype is faint so i dont really feel it or talk about it much, but sometimes when i go to read fics and i see those dumb fuckin crossover aus where we get thrown at the Rise bros and they "teach us" how to love eachother, it makes my blood fucking boil.
Especially when they try to pin all the blame on ME for being a little too rough around the edges. You dont fucking know me, and you dont fucking know my brothers--and even if you DID, nobody's having fucking. perfect la-dee-da therapy talks with their family 24/7! Im SOOOO sorry for batting Mikey up the head a few times and not using ~nice words~ while trying to keep donnie on task and telling leo whenever hes being a fucking idiot, i was a little busy TRYING TO MAKE SURE WE WEREN'T GONNA GET OURSELVES KILLED.
And its so fucking rich of these writers to say that the Rise bros are gonna be the ones to teach us how to be gentler with eachother--like they dont have Significantly worse issues than we ever did when you analyse the show blow-by-blow. Yall just didnt notice because it was played for laughs and (admittedly dope) animation.
Like seriously. My family is NOT about to take pointers from the group that 1.) Does not actually know how to consciously, competently work together half the time (it was blind luck for yall 90% of the time and you know it), 2.) Has THAT version of donnie (no offense to the most recent guy, sorry, you didnt do anything, youre cool, this is 100% just a poorly timed coincidence), and 3.) Has THAT version of /me/ (again, no offense to any out there, in some aspects i do admire you, but the fucking entering a berserker state because you were left alone for too long is. Kind of fucking wild!!! Like when you take it seriously, that shit is. WOW). One of yall literally said yourselves, "sometimes we feel more like room mates than brothers", right? My family never even thought to say that shit as a joke--i dunno about you, but i think that says a Lot.
I dont know. Sorry if this comes off too aggressive (lmfaooooooo), this isnt actually targeted at any of the people who are kin with them, yall are great, i actually do like rottmnt a lot as a show--its just... god the newer fans are fuckin irritating sometimes.
Itd be one thing if they acknowledged that all the generations of us are a little messed up, and progressively getting worse, but it feels like there is just nothing but pure vitriol bashingtargeted at 2k12 tmnt lately. Me and my brothers may not have been perfect, but dont fucking turn around and act like the rottmnt guys are any better. Just say you like them more because theyre prettier and more palatable and fuck off.
-- (2k12) Hamato Raphael
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thoschei-rights · 4 years
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Season 12 but The Master kept pretending to be O??
Basically self-indulgent Thoschei with a twist.
lots of typos bc?? i aint got time to go correct stuff yet? I will later?? 
So Spyfall is resolved, The Kasaavin are banished back to their realm and the Fam and Doctor are clueless as to the true mastermind, Barton taking the fall while the Master continues to pose ad O, having decided he’s enjoying the game of tricking her too much.
Perhaps among their texts they’ve grown close, or perhaps the brief time together in the outback led to events?? ;) But either way, he changes his mind mid plan and continues to act human.
Since he never leaves the message or has the confrontation in Paris, the doctor remains unaware of Gallifrey’s destruction. The fam wait off on asking their questions since she isn’t off with them.
Orphan 55 happens, and while the fam go do their shit, O stays with the Doctor bc admit it, she was like oh ;-; when everyone went to explore. My poor baby. So they hang out together before everything goes to shit, how cute?? Things get resolved, but with the revelation of one of earth’s potential fates, and the potential that the doctor lied about knowing, the fam decide to ask to know more about her. She shares what she believes its true at the time, being born on gallifrey and being a timelord, O looms in the background looking awkward bc he knows none of that is true and he feels horrible keeping the truth from her, it makes him as bad as the rest of the time lords- but he is selfish and he doesn’t want to stop what he’s doing, he’s started to really enjoy her company, its everything he’s ever wanted, every star.
And then it’s ruined when Yaz asks to see her own planet. Blissfully unaware of its destruction, she takes them, and so they’re right there with her when she sees, opens the doors to the rubble, the dying flames- and oh god. The fam are horrified, she’s horrified, O has to fake it, while being utterly glad those nasties are dead- maybe he gets to sneakily comfort hug her??? like she’s trying not to tear up even after that whole shit show of the confession dial, it was her home??so yeah he’s like hugging her but he’s so angry bc they dont deserve her tears?? 
The doctor is off after that, and the fam know why, and none of their words of comfort do much, because sure they’ve just witnessed the death of earth too but that is just one timeline, can be completely avoided, while gallifrey is gone forever, and she believes she’s once more the last of her kind. it hurts.
they visit tesla all the same, and when that big ass scorpion looking alien (bc im sorry i didnt like the episode and i’ve forgotten her name so....) mentions dead planets, she can feel the fam stiffen, as though the doctor is gonna blow at any minute, but she keeps calm, tries to bury the rage, but O can tell, can tell by the way her arms shake, hands clenched into fists in her pockets- and it hurts him to see her like this- the longer he spends around her, pretending to be someone he’s not, he’s just realizing more and more what a dumbass he is and that he’s still as in love with her now than he was all those years ago in the academy- none of the truth will change that-
and then boom the shit show with the judoon occurs and suddenly O is confused af because that Lee guy could ONLY have been him. Who else on gallifrey was stupid enough to hide out with the doctor, marry them and die for them?? him because he’s a dumbass? but he’s a dumbass who definitely doesnt remember this memories?? which theoretically in the doctors timeline should have been sometime after the division? or during? he’s not sure? but to his knowledge he shouldn’t have been alive at this stage? and now he’s not sure what the fuck HIS own life is too? did they take his memories from him too? has he lost part of his life? suddenly the truth doesnt seem as known as he thought- so while the doctor is reeling from the information of Ruth being her somehow? O is having his own mental crisis because what the fuck did they do to him too? what is he missing?? 
praxeus continues as similar as it did originally, O is only the tiniest impressed at Yaz, ever since Spyfall he’d sensed she was the human with the most potential to not be utterly worthless so he’s glad at least one of the doctors latest pets seems to have some initiative?? but yeah i dont wanna change much about praxeus? its not important- except the doctor saying she’s a romantic and the master wants that? wait what- he’s conflicted about his own thoughts? he wanted to break her, destroy her with the truth? but he also just wants to wrap her in his arms? make everything as okay as he can? what the fuck is even happening with him? jsut your usual ‘im a mess’ vibes lmao
when can you hear me? rolls around, it happens in a similar way, i dont wanna get to into it because i dont wanna think too much...the episode was weird, it was just weird-- i cant?? although maybe bc that zellin and the lady whose name i forgot...but they were immortal right?? maybe their species is the doctors species?? huh? huh? think about that- but don’t think too hard bc i hate that theory and i’m gonna pretend i never had that thought- lets just ignore can you hear me even though the end made me cry for yaz bc lol relatable sis, relatable. do whatever you want for this bit fam, idc.
Anyyyyyway. the bit I’m waiting for... Villa Diodati ;) O is ready to smack Byron round the face, fingers itching towards the tce everytime he tries to flirt with the doctor. the lone cyberman appears and wopdie doo earth is going to be destroyed and the doctor is about to do something stupid, thinking there is no other way? the master is like um lol change of plans i dont want the cybermen to win, look how in pain my baby theta is?? i gotta help?? oof? and idk, his patience is like nope all gone? and he whips out his TCE on the lone cyberman and boom. crisis averted? except now the doctor is looking at him in horror and shock and- she realizes who he is then and there, and normally he’d made a big drama out of his, throw in some words, a speech about how easy it was to deceive her, how he destroyed gallifrey- about how he was under her nose this whole time- but he doesn’t, instead he meets her gaze and can barely manage to whisper an “im sorry” and wow shit i wasn’t gonna write that version, i was gonna have feral confrontation but now im stanning a sad master who just needs a hug and some therapy because nothing makes sense, he thought he had everything figured out but he doesnt and he just wANTS HIS FRIEND BACK uiferkghlujkfaghjfkgladhfajkg; i m fine 
i dont know what i wanna do after this point? it could go a lot of different ways?? but thoschei rights bitches. could go angst confrontation and then she abandons him in whatever century that was set bc wow i studied frankenstein in school but i couldnt tell you what century the author is from bc im dumb? 18th? maybe idk that seems likely? or 19th? but anyway yeah or maybe she’s just relieved someone else is alive? or is she shouting for answers or?? i dunno.... but woop ??? 
wow this turned into a big mess but hopefully you can kinda see where i wanna head with things? after this he’d probably show her the truth? i dunno how that’d go down, but he’d be there with her?? But anyway, this idea is free for anyone to write, but holla us a link and I'll give yall a free promo at the end of this post!!
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thebuttsmcgee · 5 years
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I liiIVE!!!! AT 5AM!!!! WHILE I'M ABOUT TO PASS OUT!!!! uhhh. I AM HERE!!!!
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#HoooooOwdy yall#Sorry I aint post in days. Ive beeeeeen sad#Also doin my hw cuz my ma told me the lawyer for her divorce would check if Im learning#so yea. Tired as usual. Also Im thirsty. In the literal sense. I mean Ive been thinkin bout someone but I havent talked to em in a while#she was short n cute n we liked to mess with each other. I mean obvs Im not thinkin too much since we havent talked in awhile#but like for some reason she has been on my mind lately. I really dont know why. My mind jus decided to.#maybe its a sign Im movin on??? I dunno. But anyway this girl alsp punched me in my chest once#so yea. If someone does that Im kinda bound to have a lil crush on em. The wind got knocked outta me lol#We didnt like too much of the same subjects but it was still nice talkin to her. hmm#Thinkin bout it. I did have a bit of a crush on her. She was feisty blunt and in a way clingy.#She didnt like to waste too much time but also liked to mess around. Well. Least I think#if her talkin to me and walkin on my legs durin lunch was any indication. Im tall compared to her. she said that was her payback#she was cool. real cool. Even before I started thinkin bout her again I missed her. I miss most people tho so h. But yea#No idea why my mind started thinkin bout her again. Its so weird. I cant talk to her tho cuz shes in college an soy no.#But eh. I p much accepted I'll die alone months ago. Sucks but hey Im fugly so what can ya do#the butts chronicles#aaanyways. today. was day. No milk so yea. sucks. no chips either. ugh#hope yall have been doin great tho! and that tomorrow goes good for yall!
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bitchmilsky · 5 years
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nice view (ray manchester x reader)
a/n: ITS WHAT YOUVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!! (or not) ANYway, here's the ray x reader that i said i would publish tonight and guess what its still tonight. ALSO IMPORTANT NOTE I DIDN'T GIVE THE READER ANY PRONOUNS SO YALL CAN DO YOUR THING AND CRUSH ON RAY
SUMMARY: harmless flirting between friends leads to a whole lot more in this 1141 word mess masterpiece. ray is an ass man. (plus bonus hensper!!) enjoy!
(im on mobile rn, ill add a cut when i get the chance but for now yall have to deal with it)
"Hey Ray, where should I put these books?" I asked my boss, carrying a stack of books higher than my head into Junk 'n Stuff.
"Are you sure that's a safe amount of books to carry at once?" he asked me, (probably) looking up.
"Since when are you the reasonable one?" I shot back.
"... good point. Put 'em in the corner over there," he said, (probably) pointing.
"Over where? I can't see, dude," I told him, starting to lose my balance.
"Uhhh, forward and to the left." I went forward, turned to the left, and- *CRASH* The books fell over, taking me with them.
"OW! What the hell, man?" I yelled.
"Other left," he said, nonchalantly.
"You mean the RIGHT?" I snapped.
"Don't sass me," he replied.
"Whatever. Can you come over here and help me restack these? I can't lift 12 unstacked books," I told him, kneeling to pick up the fallen books.
"I dunno, I kinda like the view I have right here. You should wear those bottoms more, (Y/N)," he said. I stood up and glared at him. "Jeez, if looks could kill."
"Well then, it's a good thing you're indestructible. Can you just help me?" I didn't mind the comment from Ray. We "flirted" back and forth all the time, it was our thing. Besides, I knew that if it truly made me uncomfortable, he would stop as soon as I asked him to. No, what pissed me off was the fact that he wouldn't come and pick up these books. "It'll take like 2 minutes." I crossed my arms and gave him a look that meant business.
"Ughhhhhhhh, fine. You're so BORING," he whined, making his way over to where I was.
"Yeah and you're cute, let's not state the obvious." I pushed a few books into his hands and squatted back down to grab some more.
"Ooooh, the view's even better from here."
"I'm squatting, what about this is better than whatever you had over there?"
"It's closer. Plus, I can do this." Suddenly, I felt strong arms under my own, and I was lifted into the air. "Simba..."
"RAY PUT ME DOWN I SWEAR I'M GONNA-"
"Gonna what? Kick me? You know I'm indestructible," he teased.
"Yeah, but you're still a guy," I said, and kicked him right in the groin. In his pain, he set me down rather quickly before falling over.
"I'm oka- nope gimme a minute," he said, weakly.
"Better luck next time, Sailor." I saluted him and walked back out of the store to bring in some more junk. And stuff.
~~~ 30 minutes later ~~~
"Wait, what did you mean by 'Sailor'?" Ray asked me.
"Well, you're clearly not good enough to be a captain, so you're a sailor. You're Sailor Man," I told him.
"Thanks, I hate it," he retorted. He opened the door for me as I was carrying a big box.
"Thank you, my good sir," I said in a mock accent. I made my way to the back room slowly, trying my best not to trip again."Can you get the elevator for me? Hands are full," I asked Ray.
"I dunno, caaaaaaan I?" he teased.
"I've been out of school for 8 years now and I never want to hear those words again, so shut up," I said.
"Oooh, look at me, I'm (y/n), I'm super pretty and have a great butt and also I went to college," he mocked.
"Yeah okay whatever dude, I'm gonna take this," I said, gesturing with the box, "downstairs." I again started to make my way towards the back while Ray made his way past me and got there before I could. I hoisted the box a little higher so it wouldn't slip, and after traversing the mess that was Junk n' Stuff, reached the back room.
"Hey there. Glad you could make it." I saw Ray leaning on the elevator door, looking at me.
"Hey. Can you hit the button for me?"
"Weeeeell, I suppose I could..." he teased.
"Cool. Do that," I said, almost dropping this box of who knows what.
"I dunno..." he said, his voice a little sultry
"Listen, this box is heavy, and I kinda really need you to just open the elevator. Please?" I beg.
"Oh, you NEED me to, huh?" he asked, his voice getting more seductive.
"Yes, I need you to." Giving up, I set down the box
"Oh yeah? What if I... don't?" he asked. His voice had gone from somewhat flirtatious to straight up sexy, and I wasn't sure if it was him or me.
"Well then... I.. uhhhh..." I didn't have an answer. I just looked at him, and he at me. We stood like that, gazing into each other's eyes for a good minute, slowly inching closer to one another. And as though I'd had the yearning for years, I closed the gap. His lips were soft against mine, and they tasted like strawberries. A tingly feeling washed over me as I deepened the kiss. He wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled away for a second, before crashing his lips back onto mine. We stayed here for what felt like hours, in a timeless trance where the only things that mattered were me and him, but eventually we broke apart.
"That was..."
"Wow," he said.
"Magical..." I was in awe. I never thought I would do that, and I definitely never thought it would be that... wonderful.
"It's a good thing I'm indestructible because I think my heart just stopped."
I stepped forward and pulled him into a hug, putting my chin on his shoulder.
"I guess... I didn't realize how badly I wanted that," I confessed.
"Me neither. Hey, whaddya say we take this downstairs?" he asked.
"W-what?" I broke away from his arms, my face burning bright red.
"T-THE BOX! I MEANT THE BOX!" he yelled, turning pink.
"Oh. Right. Sorry," I said. I leaned up and kissed his cheek. "Let's go." I grabbed the box and he pressed the elevator button. I walked inside.
"Still love that view."
"I know."
Bonus:
"I think that's the last of it," I announced, placing the final box on a table. I walked over to the counter where Ray was.
"Mmm, good job," he said. He leaned over the counter, planting a kiss on my lips. I leaned into it, and then heard the door open.
"Hey, if you two can kiss at work then so can me and Jasper!" Henry yelled. Ray pulled away from me.
"No, that's gross. Kissing's gross," he said, like the child he is. Henry gave him a look. Ray looked from Henry to Jasper to me back to Henry.
"Please?" Henry asked. Ray sighed.
"FINE, fine. You two have your fun." Henry and Jasper headed towards the elevator. "BUT NOT TOO MUCH FUN!"
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Hey, sorry to seem like I'm jumping on a trend (I'm not I promise) but I kinda want to ask if I can join yall but I'm conscious that theres a lot of people and it kinda scares me also I dunno if I could be active all the time and I dont want people to get mad at me and yeah hi I'm a worried mess but i kinda wanna ask but dont want to put myself onto you
I fully get that. Coming into a big group of people can be scary, but I want to assure you that it's a completely judgement free server and made of some of the best people I've ever met. All lovely I promise. No pressure to always be active, im not super active myself anyway lol.
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insomnihan · 4 years
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han’s Entire Thoughts and Feelings on CLC’s “Helicopter"
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NO TIME TO WASTE LETS GET INTO THIS-
there are no read mores here so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ mostly caps lock youve been warned
ALRIGHT SO-
THE👏SONG👏OH MY GOD THEYVE BEEN GONE FOR NEARLY A WHOLE ASS YEAR BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS WORTH IT!!!! TELL ME WHY I FEEL POWER AS HELL LISTENING TO THIS S HIT?????????? i cant even front with yall i watched that weekly idol preview s hit like fifty times i- LISTEN I MISS THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS INSTRUMENTAL I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE MY BICTH ASS IS SO JUMPY LISTENING TO IT????? THE CHORUS???????? OWNS MY ASS???????? ESPECIALLY AT THE END??????? LIKE THAT PART IS SO CATCHY AND THEN THE ‘OOooOooOooOOOooOooo’ parts just hits that spot in my brain that only girl groups could get to sorry but like 99% of the time bg just could literally never YEEUNS AND EUNBINS RAP VERSES DID THEY HAVE TO COME FOR MY NECK LIKE THAT- THEN ELKIES AND YUJINS AND SEUNGHEES VERSES IN BETWEEN HAD THE POTENTIAL TO MESS UP THE FLOW BUT IT DIDNT IM- THEN SEUNGYEON YUJIN EUNBIN AND SEUNGHEES PRECHORUS PARTS OH MY GOD THE WAY THEIR VOICES ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BUT IT HITS- SORN IN THE CHORUS........................... *high pitched and with lots of feeling and tears in my eyes* F UCK! AND THEN I SAVED SEUNGHEE FOR LAST HER POWERFUL VOICE AND THAT F UCKING HIGH NOTE OWNS ME™!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lets be real tho seunghee herself owns me IM LOVE-
OKAY THE DANCE i REALLY be joining in during that goddamn chorus arm up and doing that helicopter part in my chair nearly twisting my DAMN WRISTS to do WHATEVER THE HELL THAT MOVE IS- once the dance started i juST KNEW it was going to break my neck oh my god that move with seungyeon getting lifted and then stepping on that backup dancer dudE- OH TWO👏MOTHERF CUKING👏WORDS: SEUNGHEE. CENTER. the way i cried seeing her in the center.................... dont look at me 😭😭😭 all of yeeuns part in the middle............. yes- the bridge when they bend back AND THEN THE DANCE MOVES DURING SORNS PARTS BRUH IM D*AD™!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE VISUALS BICTH THEY SAID THERE IS A BUDGET LOOK AT IT- i am just................ STUNNED HONESTLY all of the colors............ the neon lights................ the mirrors and the wings anD SORNS DIAMOND ROOM AND WHEREVER THE SEUNGHEE IS IN ALL OF THE CONSTELLATIONS BICTH HOLY GOD- I JUST LIKE ALL OF THE VERTICAL LIGHTS AND EVERYTHING IS ALL JUST BRIGHT AND SHINY IT LOOKS LIKE A RUNWAY EXCUSE ME-
SOME SCENES THAT I LIKED AND WANNA MENTION:
honestly wherever yeeun eunbin elkie and seungyeon even are i dunno why my eyes Like it
purble................................. just anywhere it came up in the mv
yujin with wings bc Yes™
seungyeon and those mirrors.............................
IM SAYING IT AGAIN SORN AND ALL OF THAT SHINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that one big ass kinda orange place where they danced in with that spiral thing above them BUT seunghee also has individual scenes with the spiral thing my eyes are pleased like that orange is refreshing(???) to look at after all the shiny
T H E M
IM LITERALLY D*AD WHO ALLOWED THEEM TO BE THIS PRETTY????????? LI👏TER👏A👏LLY👏  WHO????????? ID TELL THEM TO STOP BUT THEY WONT SO I GUESS ILL JUST CONTINUE TO D*E ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ THE GREEN OUTFITS..................... THAT WAS FOR ME™ what im saying is CLC STOP BREAKING MY NECK-
SEUNGHEE PLS THIS IS THE BEST™ SHES EVER LOOKED i know im a Bob Haircut Seunghee Enthusiast™ BUT EXCUSE ME THE LOW PONYTAIL AND JUST LEFT STRAIGHT MADE SOME POINTS FOR ME the crop top black outfit and then the one with the shorts................ hng............. the green with one side long and the other side short did i mention green of any shade is my favorite coloR HOLDON-
mayhaps white makes yujin look like the angel she is........................ long brown hair may seem boring TO YOU but shes................ Perfection 😔😔😔 just those see through sleeves and shoulders out and the length of it with those heels and listen that green outfit with that thing around her arm and the jewelry........................ Thinking™
so............................ seungyeon is just gonna have that hair its long in the back but let me live in a reality where she cut it like That just for this post and thought i was gonna be okay.............? THAT F UCKING DRESS with the fringe and that low cut and the dress is short on one side and long on the other.......................... 👁👄👁 i- and im feeling a lot for those dance scene outfits but i dont need to say it do i???????????
SORN 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 SERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS HAIRCOLOR ON HER OH BICTH WORK- that look in that shiny how many times have i said that room in all black but the back is long the way she went for my neck with that black jacket and belt with her hair tied back anD THEN THE JUMPSUIT BICTH IS YOU SEARS STOP SNAPPING MY LIMBS LIKE THIS™-
YEEUN YOURE THRIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this blonde is just MADE👏FOR👏HER👏 THAT BLACK DRESS THOSE SLEEVES THE LONG PART IN THE BACK DID SHE HAVE TO SERVE THAT HARD???????? ON GOD????????? and like that black outfit with thee jacket and shorts doesnt seem like a lot but she made it look bomb as f uck 😔😔😔
GODDESS ELKIE RIGHT FROM THE START I THINK SO- listen there are a lot of dresses in this mv that are short on one side and long on the other side aND SHE IS SUPER BEAUTIFUL IN IT TOO THAT PINK is it pink??? looks pink DRESS WHILE SITTING ON THAT RING PLS I WILL BOW DOWN- and like that one dress where she walking like the baddie she is like it doesnt show up like at all but i just wanted to point it out
EUNBIN SERVETHATHARDUNTILMYNECKTURNSTHREESIXTYDEGREESONEMORETIMEISWEARTOGO- LIKE THAT PURBLE ROOM AND WHEN SHES LYING DOWN IN THAT WHITE TOP AND BLACK SHORTS OUTFIT COMBO shes wearing two different necklaces but well ignore it THAT GREEN DRESS IM SO D*AD RN YALL DONT EVEN KNOW- WE ALL KNOW THIS BUT ILL SAY IT SHES A TALL GLASS OF WATER™
LIKE TO THE SURPRISE OF NOBODY I MISS THEM A LOT this song was SO worth the wait for me its SO catchy they look SO good i love EVERYTHING ABOUT ALL OF THIS tho i must say if i had to say one thing im a disappointed about tho im not surprised in the slightest i honestly wish it was an album instead ://////////// it was a long wait yknow??????????? tho ITS A VERY GOOD SONG *coughcough* hopefullytheircompanywontforgetthemnexttime *coughcough* anyway im glad to be my Loud Cheshire Ass™ again and thE SONG IS A BOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IN CONCLUSION: FEELING SO GOOD IMMA MAKE HELLA NOISE FOR THIS SONG
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fieldfullofbangtan · 5 years
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bts hc: while traveling ep. 1 - airport
a/n: since they are all on vacation right now i was inspired to make this. imagine how fun a vacation with these seven would be <3_<3
Seokjin
gotta keep up the worldwide handsome status
like child you are going to sit on an airplane for 10 hours
why are you so dressed up
and security fkn hates him because he put on all his bling
BEEP BEEP BEEP 
“oops sorry my watch”
BEEP BEEP BEEP
“oops sorry my necklace”
BEEP BEEP BEEP
“oops sorry m-”
“OH FOR FUCKS SAKE HYUNG”
has energy for some reason even tho everyone else is dead
“comon’, smile! we’re going on vacation!”
“hyung it’s 6am”
drags everyone to duty free
doesn’t even buy anything he just wants to ✨ browse ✨
has snacks for everyone in his bag
your local snack-dealer
banana milk? he’s gotchu
chocolate? he’s gotchu
cupcake? he doesnt have you at the moment but he’ll happily track it down for you
what kind of hyung would he be if he didn’t feed his bros?
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Namjoon
travel leader
handles check-ins and stuff
makes sure the others don’t forget to pack anything 
checklists
has everything under control
“CAN EVERYBODY JUST STOP MOVING”
EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL OK?
until they arrive at the airport and he realizes he left his luggage at home
*everyone yells his name in unison*
“oops... hehe... well I told you guys being 45 minutes early would come in handy!”
the youngest three stress him out so bad
for him it’s like traveling with 6 toddlers
“HEY don’t wander too far from the gate”
“do you know how overpriced the food is here?! that’s why i brought sandwiches!”
as if they can’t afford it?
after a while he gets too tired to give a shit
just sleeps at the gate while the others try to kill eachother
“i really need this vacation...”
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Yoongi
is still asleep 10 minutes before they leave the dorm
his packing is a mess because he doesn’t give a shit
he just wants to get out of here
really needs a vacation
“YOONGI WE ARE LEAVING IN 10 MINUTES YOU NEED TO GET UP”
*gives whoever is yelling the finger*
“DO YOU WANT US TO MISS THE FLIGHT?”
is somehow ready to go before everyone else
while everyone is frantic to make sure they’ve got everything he just sits in the cab
“hey, dO yOu WaNt Us tO mIsS tHe fLiGhT”
does not enjoy the airport
or flying
gets through security like a boss
just looks forward to napping at the gate
and on the plane
will take up a row of seats at the gate just to nap
lowkey very happy because 🔥VACATION🔥
*cough* i mean uh vacation~
he’ll let it show every once in a while by just smiling out of nowhere
and being nice to the other boys
“did Yoongi just wake up from a nap and smile...?”
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Hoseok
how many people can genuinely say that they’ve been happy while at the airport
hoseok can
“VACATION TIIIIIME WOOHOO”
gives the paparazzis something to look at
skips around the airport
rest of the members think he’s on acid
“the fuck is up with him?”
just overall in a good ass mode because 
“WOOO GOING ON VACATION!” 
talks way too much with the airport staff
obviously they don’t mind because he’s so damn charming
security forgets to do their job because hoseoks distracting them
accidentally becomes a security risk
every 5 minutes he shoves his phone into one of the members face to show them some famous spot or random fact about their vacation destination
“THIS VACATION IS GONNA BE FREAKIN AWESOME”
yoongi: “somebody please slip him some valium before i strangle him”’
dont do drugs kids
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Jimin
treats the airport like a catwalk
flips hair
adjusts glasses
you’d think he just walked onto a red carpet
he needs to pipe down
“Jimin are those leather pants really comfortable to fly in?”
“yes”
“jimin.”
“ok no but do you see these pictures they took of me? i look flyyyy”
its true tho
have you ever seen an airport photo of him where he doesnt look BOMB
puts pressure on the rest of bts so now they all have to look fly thanks to him
puts on a show during airport security
takes of his belt *wow*
takes of his expensive watch *wow*
takes of his glasses *wow*
takes of his shoes *umm... wow?*
for people who have a thing for feet *WOW*
though as soon as he boards the plane he goes from *moan* to hihihihihi
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Taehyung
looks fly
but tired as all hell
doesn’t enjoy the stress of the airport
but he’ll still be very exited because it’s soon relaxation time
you think he’ll be less goofy when tired?
no
he’s just goofy to the point where nobody understands him
“hey guys, what did the airplane say to the airport?”
“what”
“Choo choo!” *dies from laughter*
*nobody gets it*
just constant wtf is he talking about
sudden bursts of energy
runs around with jungkook
messes with jimins outfit
spends way too much money at duty free with jin
ends up passing out at the gate with yoongi
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Jungkook
a boss at traveling at this point
and he enjoys it
so exited for vacayyyyy
*packing his suitcase and taehyung starts to mess with him*
 “do you think this is a joke?
yall know the lifehack gifs when they just hold two edges of a t-shirt and do some magic maneuver and suddenly its just perfectly folded?
thats him
organized chaos
i dunno if everyone has realized yet but this boy has become an edgelord when traveling
black on black on black
does some cute shit for the fans and papz
as soon as they pass security he just sits at the gate drinking banana milk and playing games
he’s the one who actually has everything under control but nobody notices
“jungkook your bag is kinda heavy...”
*everyone needs to pay for overweight except for him*
nj: “WHERE IS JUNGKOOK WE BOARD IN 3 MINUTES”
“hyung im right behind you...?”
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