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bokunosimpfiction · 3 years

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Yandere!Heisenberg x Reader Pt 3

A/N: Since y’all demanded a plot that’s what you’ll get. Will it be good? No. I’ve never written anything with a plot in my entire life. Ever. Not even when I did Nanowrimo or whatever. I just bullshitted the whole thing. Like I’ll do with this fic. Y’all are going to have to remind me to update because I have the attention span of a goat. I’ll try to update this on Saturdays??? IDK at this point. ALSO, WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SO POPULAR?????????? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY NOTES THIS HAS ON AO3???? 69????SIXITY FUCKING NINE??? I HATE EVERYTHING MY LEGACY WILL BE READER CALLING HEISENBERG DOOFSCHMIRTZ I HATE EVRYTHING DSHFUGSADFJ

Synopsis: You have totally, %100, given up on escaping. Totally. You haven't been gathering supplies for one, final last hurray. Nope. Totally not. All you have to do is persuade Heisenberg of that so you can change your mind at the last minute. Y’all know the trigger warning for this series but if you don’t tw:kidnapping (implied)

Taglist: it’s exclusivly @localdepressedvampire so if you want to be on it for just this story or for all my pieces fill out the google doc in my pinned post or dm me and I’ll put you on it. :)

You’ve made a breakthrough in your long-term plan of escapism. Even with the mini escape attempts that were really about exploring the factory and less about actually trying to get out, you hadn’t made a lot of progress: until now.

Well, two, really… Okay, maybe 1 ½. Firstly, you found a sawed-off two-barrel shotgun. With ammo. In fact, there was a various amount of ammo around the factory, but no actual gun. Until now. The second discovery, which is nowhere near as useful, was a window. Which was probably 50 or more feet up from the ground. You didn’t get a chance to inspect it that much, considering as soon as you saw it and got a glimpse at the far-off ground, you had to run again from Lycans.

Which gives you a basic idea of a way to escape. You knew where the ammo was, you knew where the gun was and had a route to the edge of the building, and hopefully could find stairs at the end of the hallway. Now all you had to do was find a time where you could be gone long enough to get a decent head start before, he notices you’re even gone. Even when he was in the workshop, he kept a close eye on you, keeping you in arms-length to the point where it taxed on both of your mental health.

And even then, in that chair in the small room, you watch him work in the finer details on something the size of your head and torso. You try not to look at the phone in your lap, he doesn’t even know you have it, much less how great the reception is in the building. How did he not know about his old phone that was still working fine? Oh well, he doesn’t need to know you’re looking at memes and reading feel-good wolf-star fanfic on ao3.

The best idea you had was to leave him while he was asleep, but there were two some issues with that: he clung to you like his life depended on it, your back to his chest and arms around you almost tight enough to keep you awake; it was dark as hell in the hallways of the factory as is, but it would be impossible to navigate safely with the lights; and the Lycans were most active outside at night, which was where you were trying to go. They’ve tried to eat you before as they show no discrimination on food.

The only way to get a good enough head start would be to leave while he didn’t notice you were gone, and wouldn’t notice for a long, long time. And that when it hit you. The only time he ever left you by yourself was when he had to deal with the other three lords. And while he left you in that basement that you originally woke up in, you had memorized your way out and found that going up five flights of stairs took you to that faithful widow.

Would you have enough time to explore and look for an actual exit/entrance, or should you play it safe and find a way to go out that window. You wanted to laugh to yourself, you’d never think that going down a 50ft plus drop would be considered safe, but here you were, kidnapped and held hostage by one of the people your late grandmother warned you not to associate with, or even go near. The letter you received directly quoted “the four lords and their mother, Mother Miranda, are not to be approached or associated with at any costs. You’ll know them when you see them, they smell like death and money. See them and run.”

You can’t help but find that ironic, considering that you did try to run, heeded her warning, and still faced the consequences that were far worse than she had warned you about. You regretted coming here, to this small village, when you first arrived: no friends, and even those you tried to approach held you to her standard and expected them to be just like her. You were far from her kind and optimistic nature (at least that’s what you heard of her; you hadn’t even known of her whereabouts until she was dead).

Even the duke, who had helped smuggle you into the village, didn’t seem fond of you. It was a shame, you tried so hard to impress him. But he saw you to a point where you could easily reach her old cottage without having too many issues, turned his cart around, and left without a good-bye. It bothered you to no end that your only companion for about a year or so was an elderly outside cat and the creaking noises the walls made at night.

And then the cat died and not even a week later you got kidnapped. You never considered yourself lucky, but damn if that wasn’t the worst streak of luck you’ve had in a long time.

You pretend to turn a page in your book and scroll through your Instagram feed, seeing friends having fun at the beach, or studying at the library, or your old best friend taking selfies in provocative clothing to your ex-boyfriend. Did she forget he cheated on you? She wasn’t always the smartest, but she brought that heartbreak upon herself. You see a photo of your mom, she had posted a picture of a black and white photo of her with her mom, you’re guessing, you have no idea who that old woman is.

This is the last photo I had with my mom before she died. We lost contact after I moved out. I wish we parted on better terms, Nana.

She’s in a prairie dress, holding an ancient-looking key in one hand, and the other wrapped around her mom, a middle-aged woman with long hair in two braids and a face that had too many stress wrinkles. You guess your mom was as bad as you were in college. The background looks dreary. You would have guessed it to be the quality of the photo if you hadn’t recognized the house behind them as the house you lived in used to live in.

The loops on the handle of the key look familiar. You spread your fingers apart to zoom in and see the blurry engravings on the side. It was the payment you gave to sneak into the village. You thought it was a worthless family heirloom at most and found it strange that he had even found interest in the key, or even valued it deeper than money in general. Maybe this photo or other photos of you and your family would help out.

Why is that key suddenly piquing your interest? Were you that bored, as to sit there and think about a key that was at least twice your age? A key that you didn’t even have. You needed a hobby besides escapism and rejecting your captor’s sexual advances. You look up at him again, only to find him leaning against the desk, hat off and sunglass placed on his forehead, his gaze on you. It wasn’t his normal piercing one, that studied you and calculated your every move, but soft and lazy. His current gaze was dreamy; he was daydreaming about you. You found that equally undaring s it was unnerving.

“Karl.”

“Yes, Sweetiepea?” Honestly, what the fuck.

“Firstly, why are you staring at me like that? Secondly, that is the most disgusting way to use that pet name. I need to take a shower after you called me that.”

He chuckles light-heartedly. Even his softer more genuine, happy chuckles are booming and loud. “Okay… Sugarplum!” And he busts out laughing.

Clearly dodging the first question and focusing on the second. You can’t believe you gave him ammo for his annoying-you-gun. And you thought you’d grown immune to most of his… less-savory traits. Were you growing used to him? Next thing you know you’re going to like him and develop Stockholm syndrome!

“You’re a shit head, hobo magneto…” You turn your head away and let your hair cover half your face so he can’t see you smile. You’ll miss him when you escape and get the duke to smuggle you back to your home in Bucharest. But only a little. Just because calling Heisenberg these names are funny.

“Why don’t you call me by my name, I know you know it.”

“You sure about that?” You quip back.

“You’ve lived with me for at least two months now!”

“Hm…. I think I know your name! It’s uh…” You are totally faking not knowing his name. “It’s… Heidi Carlson? Yeah, that sounds about right!”

“It’s Karl Heisenberg!”

“Quit being so silly, Heidi! Maybe it’s nap-time!” This was a little too fun.

He looks back at his project for a moment and genuinely considers it. “I know you’re being antagonistic but you’re probably right.” And with that, he walks towards you and goes to scoop you up. You have to shut your book quickly in order for him not to notice the phone in between its pages before you let him pick you up.

He immediately notices that. “Are… Are you sick?”

“No! Of course not!” Because you genuinely aren’t sick, and he’s already up in your business as-is, you don’t need him dotting on you because he thinks you’re sick or something. You’ll go fucking crazy.

“You’ve put in zero effort into anything remotely physical since your last little failed escape attempt.” He gave it a little bit of thought. “You’ve given up, haven’t you, and you’re just depressed about it aren’t you?”

You want to say no, you really do, but if Heisenberg thinks you’ve given up on escaping, perhaps it’ll give you enough space to plan the big one. The reverse heist so to speak. “No- I… okay maybe I have but I still don’t like you.

He leans down and presses a kiss to your forehead. “Good girl. Now let’s get us that well-deserved nap.”

You plug your nose and turn away as a joke. “You’ve gotta take a bath first, you smell like oil and sweat.” You don’t fight it, because you have to play the part, but you still have to act a little bit like yourself.

“Okay, fine doll, but don’t think you’ve escaped my barrage of affection, because as soon as I get out of the shower-“

You bonk him. And he looks at you so confused before he smiles and leans down to nuzzle his nose against yours. You try to hold the bile back in your mouth and lean forward and peck his lips before leaning back. You failed at trying to not visibly gag.

“Ew… I can’t believe I just kissed you.”

“Well, I guess someone caught feelings… Didn’t they?”

#Karl Heisenberg #yandere Heisenberg #yandere resident evil #resident evil x reader #yandere heisenberg x reader #heisenberg x reader #tw: kidnapping #fluff #well it's as fluffy as it gets with sarcastic reader-chan and yandere heisenberg #he thinks this is fluffy #because he's fucking delusional

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purplesurveys · 3 years

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What was the last thing you ate? We had adobo for dinner. I didn’t find it filling though, so I might get some of my mom’s bread pudding sometime tonight as a midnight snack.

What is one thing you're a hoarder of? Receipts, for no reason whatsoever other than the frequent nagging feeling at the back of my head telling me I might need to pull out a certain receipt one of these days just in case I get into any issues, so I end up keeping all of them.

Do you collect magazine clippings? No. I used to but they’re all gone now.

What rating do you normally give surveys? I just take them on here. I visit Bzoink pretty often but I never made an account so I haven’t been able to rate the surveys I’ve taken.

Name someone you wish acted the way he/she used to. I wanna say Gab, but she’s better off figuring out who she wants to be and is meant to be for now. Otherwise, I don’t really have an answer to this; all the people I know are pretty dang fantastic.

Have you ever worked in food service? No.

What was your favorite job that you've had? I’ve only had one job, and I definitely can’t complain about it.

Does your stomach hurt currently? Nope. I’m actually on day 2 of my period, but fortunately the pain really ever only takes place on day 1 for me. The rest of my period usually goes smoothly.

What's one medication condition that you have? I don’t have any. I have one medical condition – scoliosis – but I don’t take any medication for it.

Do you forget passwords a lot? LOL yessssss, because websites have varying rules on what they can count as a password – some want 8 characters, some want 12, some want upper case letters, some want a symbol; so even though I use the same password for everything I typically have to make 84954983573475 variations of them anyway that I end up forgetting.

What is the most you've ever weighed? Not sure, maybe a little over 100 lbs.

Do you plan your wedding on Pinterest? No, I never understood how Pinterest worked :/ I lasted all of 5 minutes on there until I felt bored.

Would you want your first child to be a girl or a boy? I’d love a girl.

Who are the cutest babies on Facebook? The Song triplets will always be babies to me, no matter how big they get.

Do you refer to coral as pink, orange, salmon, or coral? Those are four different colors/shades that you’ve just named right there.... < Lmaooooooo same thoughts. I would just call it coral because that’s what it is.

Name someone whom you wish would apologize to you. I have a name in mind and you guys already know who it is. I’m at peace regardless if I get an apology or not (I definitely won’t), though – and I count that as a win. It’s absolutely batshit insane that I never heard one apology but instead got a million “Can’t you give me credit for trying?” I can’t help but chuckle every time I take myself back to those moments. Thankful I got out of there :)

Do you own a record player? I don’t, but I’d love to have one.

Do you have many regrets? No.

Do you wish your regrets would stop coming back to haunt you? I don’t have a lot of them, so I don’t let them bother me to begin with.

Have you had any regrets in the past week? Can’t say I’ve had any.

What do you not know how to say no to? Requests/favors. I’m a people pleaser through and through.

Have you ever been mad at God? Yup, that’s why I let go of religion at a very young age. I was going through shit no kid should’ve been going through and the idea that some deity is making it happen because it was supposed to encourage me have more faith was utterly stupid. I had no problem disowning whatever god I was desperately trying to latch on to by the time I was 10.

If you don't have a car, do you feel like you're missing out? I have a car. I don’t own it, but it was designated for me.

What is your favorite cousin's name? Jereth. I keep forgetting where they got his name from, but it was from like a German movie or something like that.

Who do you wish were your best friend? Hayley Williams.

Would you ever consider moving to L.A.? Never. Just never seemed like my kind of city. Not to mention the amount of Asian/Asian-American hate crimes I’ve been hearing about recently. The US is undeniably out of my list of places I’d want to step foot in, much less live in.

List 5 other names that start with the same letter of your name. Rhiannon, Riley, Rocky, Rachel, and Russell.

Have you ever known anyone who's name started with a "Y"? Yes, I went to college with a girl named Yumi. Yanna is also still a good friend of mine and we catch up every once in a while.

^If yes, what was it? Oops, mentioned them already. There are also a couple more Y people I know but I’m not close to them nor are we in the same social groups, so idk how to classify them.

Did you hear laurel or yanny? It’s been a while since I let myself get carried away by that ~meme, but I think I heard yanny.

Owls or penguins? Penguins. But owls are great too.

What is your go-to comfort food? Probably something with grease that is fried. < This is an awesome answer. Right now though, I’ve been frequently getting spicy tuna salad every Friday to reward myself after a work week.

What is the best coffee shop in your town? Tim Hortons. < Tim Hortons is greeeeaaaat, but all the branches are in Metro Manila and not at all near me :( That said, my pick would probs be Starbucks. There’s a new local coffee shop where I live called Ghost Coffee and I had been meaning to check it out, but quarantine part two happened.

Do you prefer Pinterest or Tumblr? Tumblr, but then again don’t they have different features and purposes?

Do you think blonde is the best hair color? No.

In your opinion, what is the best hair color? I don’t think that there really is a “best” hair color... < Same. Tbh I’ve noticed that I only ever get attracted to brunettes, but I don’t think that necessarily makes it the best hair color.

If applicable, what is the name of your YouTube channel? I think it’s just my name since my account is linked to my Google.

Do you wear glasses? Yes, but I haven’t worn mine in a while since one of the legs snapped. I’ve been managing well without it, but I plan on getting a new pair soon. At least as soon as I grow the pussy to book an appointment HAHA

What's one nickname you have? Leigh calls me Robs. It’s not my favorite, but Leigh is like a sister to me so she’s the only person permitted to call me such.

What's one thing you miss? Being in crowded places and living in those moments.

Do you have a favorite spot in church? I hate being at a church; but to answer this, my very enthusiastic mom used to always pick the very front and center row for our family to sit at, so you can imagine how glad I am not to have to do this anymore because of Covid :)))

Who was the biggest bully in your high school? Bullies stopped being a thing in high school. All the friend groups just minded their own business for the most part, ours included.

Which news story has still stuck with you years later, and why? Manila hostage crisis. It was really scary and the fact that the entire thing was being streamed live on the evening news at a time when livestreaming was still a fairly unfamiliar concept made it even more unsettling.

Have you ever REALLY had a celebrity crush? On Kristen Stewart and Kate Winslet, yep. These days my eyes are on Kim Seon Ho hahaha, and I also feel a future crush on BTS’ Jungkook coming through.

Did you ever have to wear a school uniform? From preschool to high school. Didn’t have to anymore once I started college.

Do you collect washi tape? No. I neverrrrrrr saw the big deal, but then again I’m probably just not craftsy enough to see the point lmao.

Tell me something random that happened to you today. I took an afternoon nap for the first time in many months, and I woke up feeling completely disheveled and confused about the day and time. It’s been a while since I got that sensation and I did not miss it.

If you're a girl, are you on your period? I am, actually.

Are there any balloons in the room you're in right now? Yeah, the balloons we had set up for my dad for his 50th birthday celebration are surprisingly still alive. We originally had them in our accommodation in Tagaytay, but we brought the balloons home and put them up on the 2nd floor corridor, and they’re still all up there.

Do you have the windows open? I do, because the wind is actually pretty chilly tonight. I’m even wearing a hoodie in freaking April, which never happens.

What's one good name for a new puppy? Depends on their personality. It took hours for us to name Cooper, so it wouldn’t be easy to think of a name for a puppy I’ve never even met.

Would you collect antiques if you were rich? Depends on what kind, but yeah, I might consider it.

Did you dream last night? Yes.

Do you forget dreams or remember them? (or do you not dream?) I remember them in the first few minutes of waking up, but my memories of them gradually fizzle out throughout the day.

What color is your phone? Black.

Do you often have your phone on vibrate? Yes, because I often have meetings and it’s a big nuisance whenever there’s a ringtone that chimes in the middle of one.

Name something that gives you headaches. Working in front of the laptop for too long.

Do you have a secret hiding spot? My car, sometimes.

Have you ever lived in a place that had a secret passageway? Nope.

Did you play with legos as a kid? Yes, but I was never too imaginative for it. I just liked making tall towers and then dismantling them right after.

If applicable, what color is the rim of your bedroom mirror? White.

Can you be scatterbrained? Sure.

#survey #surveys

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madibyrd · 3 years

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TASK #001: THE LAST NORMAL DAY • broken promises

Flight 441 disappeared on October 16th, Friday, but Madi hasn’t heard about it until the following day, well into Saturday. She got home around 6:30am after finishing a 24 hours shift, remembered to send her sister a message that she wouldn’t be able to make it later to their house to lunch, apologizing for it profoundly, and then knocked out and slept a good twelve hours because she was exhausted. It was a long, hard shift, one of the roughest she’s had in months, constant calls through both the day and night with barely a moment to rest, and she needed to refuel herself.

She woke up to an empty house - Talia was off on some conference being awesome -, and a whole bunch of angry messages from her sister along with several missed calls. She wasn’t in the mood to argue with Liz, but she also knew the more she pushed off the call, the angrier her sister would get, so she let out a long breathe, headed to the kitchen to make herself a coffee and called her sister.

“You promised, Madison, you promised you’d come over for lunch and try out Jake’s soup, he was so excited for you to try it.” No hello, no greeting, and Liz even called her Madison. She really was pissed. She turned on the coffee maker to do its magic and then moved to the living room to turn on the news.

“I promised I would try, Liz, that is what I promised. If my shift went okay and I could get some sleep. I didn’t get any, I literally just woke up.”

“You could have set an alarm.”

“And be a useless sack of potatoes when I go over? You know how I am when I don’t get a proper amount of sleep. It was a really hard shift, Liz, I swear, there were several pretty brutal accidents that we were called to, one of them had a whole family... anyway, aside from those, there were two fires as well and two freaking prank calls that lead to nowhere just us in gear going to the furthest of our district when we could have used that time at least to rest. And this was just the night of the shift, don’t even get me started on the rest of the 24 hours. if I could have, I would have made it over there.”

There was a long pause from the other end of the phone.

“No sleep at all?”

“None until I got home,” Madi promised.

A sigh. “Okay, maybe I forgive you, but you’ll still have to make amends with Jake. Starting with trying out his soup. And groveling a little.”

“Give him the phone and I’ll start, but that kid loves me way too much to need that much groveling.” Which really only made it worse, but she even told Liz not to promise anything to her nephew, so if she said anything more than a really weak maybe, it was on her, as far as Madi was concerned. Not that it would stop her from apologizing to Jake, but still.

“He’s out in the garden playing with...” Liz jumped into a long explanation about what Madi’s nephew was doing, but Madi was not listening to any of it, because when she looked up at the tv, all she saw was the flashing headline - “Tragic plane crash - plane still nowhere found”. She quickly turned the volume on and tried to listen, but with Liz in her ears, it wasn’t the easiest of moments. “Liz, sorry to cut you off, but... what is this plane thing they are talking about on the news?”

“Oh, you didn’t hear before? A plane full of people was heading to LA from... not really sure where, some European city, and then it just vanished. Nobody knows what happened or what happened to them, but they didn’t arrive in LA. Everyone’s freaking out.”

“Yeah, I can imagine...”

Madi got her coffee and chatted a little bit longer with her sister, but she wasn’t really there in the head, she kept losing focus to watching the news and trying to figure out what more there is to know about this accident. She didn’t know anyone on the flight, she knew that - Talia would only be flying back home the next day and nobody else she knew or were close to were planning flying anywhere anytime soon - but still, it wouldn’t leave her mind. To the point where after a couple of hours (which included trying to distract herself and talking to her nephew, promising him that she would try his soup soon), she reached for her phone to text her coworker about the flight, that turned into a phone call that turned into the two of them googling if there were any need for volunteers to go and help with the search.

They found a phone number, they called it, and in less than an hour they were already set to fly to LA, from where the boat they would be on would leave. Their boss wasn’t happy about the development, but he also understood the sentiment, and it wasn’t the first time one of his firefighters went off to volunteer somewhere else. They would make it it work.

The harder conversation for Madi was her family - her parents already didn’t like that her profession included running into burning buildings and risking her own life. They’ve accepted it at this point with grumbles and occasional suggestions to other jobs (her mom’s pitches really were ridiculous, “I’ve heard tv reporters got hundreds of thousands of dollars yearly. Madi, my dear, you love talking, don’t you think that would be a fine job for you?”), but they didn’t like the idea of Madi putting herself in other type of danger, even though Madi insisted she wouldn’t actually be in danger. She would be on a boat, she wouldn’t do the actual dive work, she’d just help out whenever she could (technically she didn’t know what her job would be, but if she said that, her parents would imagine her dangling feets above the water on a hook without any safety, and nobody wanted that). They ended the call on “let’s talk about this more tomorrow” and Madi told them she’d call them from LA. They were not happy about it at all.

Her sister was... both more and less understanding. She was mostly annoyed she’d have to tell a 9 years old her auntie would have to disappear for a while and no, he wouldn’t be able to come over or play with her. And then turned on the worried sister mode and made Madi promise that she would be careful and not do anything stupid like jump into the water to save somebody. Madi did promise. Her best friend simply made her promise to bring her some souvenire and told her that she admired her for wanting to do this and then they spent the rest of the call talking about the guy she was seeing and how she got to a whole new level on one of the video games she was playing at the time that Madi didn’t understand but liked listening to her friend talk about it.

The last conversaion, and weirdly the one that she was both the most anxious and not at all about was Talia. She didn’t call her, she just sent a text - neither of them were really the calling type, and they very rarely actually talked, usually just texted.

[Madi]: So, I’m not going to be home for a while... [Talia]: What have you done? [Madi]: I might have volunteered on one of the rescue teams for that flight that disappeared, did you see that? Or were you too wrapped up in your historical facts? [Talia]: Madiiiiii [Madi]: Yes, that’s my name, though I usually use a lot less i’s :P [Talia]: Your desire to act like a hero can be quite annoying sometimes, you know [Talia]: I was looking forward to a chill night on the couch tomorrow, watching some dumb movie [Talia]: But I guess you’ve already decided, right? [Madi]: Yeah, I fly out to LA tomorrow. We’re just missing each other [Talia]: Somebody is gonna write a book about you and they are going to interview me and I will tell them about that time you got home at 3am and spent an entire hour singing itsy bitsy spider on the foot of my bed, crying about how much spiders are misunderstood and mistrusted even though they are the cutest things on the planet [Madi]: HEY! [Talia]: I know, I know, it’s bees [Talia]: And speaking of them, I won’t have to deal with them, right? [Madi]: Nope, I’m gonna check on them before I leave, they can take care of themselves while I’m gone, you don’t have to go anywhere near them [Talia]: You’re amazing [Madi]: Now tell me about your super historical, super nerdy presentation, did it go okay?

They chatted for a little while longer, Madi happily hearing about Talia’s presentation, being so proud of her. She might have not been there to see it, but she was sure Talia rocked it. And they could celebrate when they would be both back in Boston.

It was evening by the time she was done with everything, and she ate some leftovers from the fridge, watched a sitcom episode on Netflix, and then went to bed early. She wasn’t in the mood for anything else, she was excited to help in something so huge and curious what she would have to do, what kind of job she would be trusted upon. The next day she flew to LA with her partner and spent the remaining of her days on the boat, searching and searching for the disappeared plane without any kind of luck before the fateful accident happened and she’d end up on Meridium.

What she didn’t realize on this Saturday night is that these interactions would become the last she had with them. She talked to Talia and her sister during the trip, and she exchanged a couple of LA memes with her best friend, but there was no end, no goodbye, no finality to any of it. Promises, however, of her return that much more. And all of them would be broken the moment she washed ashore on the sandy beach of Meridium.

#normal #stranded task 1 #task #task 1: the last day #this is mostly just a ramble of a day #i just had some fun with her family and her connections from the real world #and it was really fun to write lol #also click on the pics to see them better #the lock looks super weird already idk why and without clicking the texts are kinda hard to see #also the times are supposed to be in pm #but i just realized i fucked those up now that i posted them #and i can't exactly go back and fix them #sooooooo they will stay lol #ft. talia #ft. liz

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shookethbrooketh · 5 years

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seven days

day one

summary: dan is stuck in the wrong timeline. one day, he kisses phil goodnight. the next morning, he’s completely alone. he doesn’t even recognize where he wakes up, and little details in the world around him have changed. he has no clue what’s happening or where to go next in an effort to fix it; all he knows is that he has to find phil.

genre: sci-fi, a lil bit of angst, happy ending

warnings: none (for now)

fic word count: 2.0k (but there will be more!) chapter word count: 2.0k

written for the @phandomreversebang ! inspired by the awesome moodboard by @maybeformepersonally ! beta’d (beginning to end) by @i-might-just-leave-soon !

a/n: i’ll be updating this fic every wednesday for the next six wednesdays, and then it’ll be finished (y’know, seven chapters)! after that i will, for the most part, retire from fic writing. thank you to everyone who’s supported my writing over the years!

read it on ao3

“I’m exhausted,” Dan said, stretching his lanky body as he clambered off the couch. He and Phil had just finished the Game of Thrones finale, and he was ready to fall over in bed. He put out a hand to pull Phil off the couch with him, and the two of them staggered sleepily into their bedroom, not even bothering to brush their teeth. They collapse into bed, and Dan barely gathers the effort to rotate towards Phil and plant a goodnight kiss on his forehead. That was their evening tradition: a kiss on the forehead before bed.

“Goodnight, Dan,” Phil muttered, the edges of his mouth twitching up peacefully as he acknowledged Dan’s kiss.

“Goodnight, Phil.”

That was the last thing Dan remembered. Of course, Dan remembered everything about Phil, but that was the last of it. He fell asleep beside Phil, the love of his life, and he woke up somewhere he couldn’t identify. At first, he simply panicked, concerned that he had been YouTuber-napped. Then he looked around the room and found pictures of himself. There were pictures of him with his family, pictures with his dog, Colin, and pictures with people he’d never seen before. The immediate fear dissipated into pure confusion; he didn’t remember taking any of those photos.

Dan peeled himself out of bed and picked up his phone. He tried to look at it, but it was blurry, even though it was right in front of his face. He blinked a few times, but he could tell this wasn’t the blur of sleep. Eventually, he noticed a pair of glasses sitting on the bedside table. He glanced around for a moment before cautiously picking up the glasses and putting them on. With them, he could see the phone perfectly. That was odd, he thought. He had never been farsighted before.

His phone looked strange as well. The screen was smaller, and his background was of a man he didn’t recognize. When he unlocked it, he found most of the same apps he had the night before, but when he went to Twitter, his verification was gone, and he found that he had only 934 followers. Dan was no longer a YouTuber.

Immediately Dan began to question what exactly he was, but at that point he had no care for such a thing. He threw himself into motion, throwing on a shirt he didn’t own and shorts he wouldn’t usually choose to buy. As he whirled through “his” apartment, Dan only cared about one thing: finding Phil.

He tore out of the building, not stopping to think. None of his movements made even a bit of sense; he jerked his head left and right, attempting desperately to figure out where he was and ignoring the map on his phone. His mind was so clouded by his confusion and fear that he had no logic left.

Dan took off aimlessly running down the street, a feat that was already uncommon for him, searching for anything familiar amidst the chaos. After a few minutes, he slumped into a bench and put his head in his hands.

“What in the absolute fuck is going on?” Dan whispered to himself. He threw his head back and ran his hands through his hair, which he suddenly realized was straight. That was impossible; he would never be able to wake up with straight hair.

After getting struck across the face with even more confusion, Dan finally managed to attempt to think about his situation. He looked himself up and down; the clothes he had picked up were all pastel pink. “What the hell? Is this some Opposite Day bullshit?” Dan swore again, unsure if he had the restraint at that point to utter a sentence without cursing.

A cab approached, and Dan decided to wave it over. He climbed in and told the driver to take him to his old address; maybe Phil would be there.

On the ride over, he pulled the small phone out of his back pocket and reopened Twitter. The account he opened up to appeared to be an aesthetic account devoted to the color pink. It had his name on it, but it certainly wasn’t his.

He switched to the search function and searched ‘phil lester.’ A full page of accounts popped up, but, on first glance, none of them appeared to be Phil. He looked through them each, to no avail. Social media didn’t appear to be helpful in this situation.

Before long, they were at his flat; they were much closer than Dan had anticipated. He paid the driver with money he found in the case of the phone, clambered out of the cab, and made his way up the stairs and to his door. He was sweating a bit after the walking; finally, he felt at home. As he knocked on the door, anxiety welled up in his stomach. Suddenly the door opened, and he found himself face to face with a very tall, very slightly dressed woman. “What do you want?” she said, a harsh tone to her voice. She clearly had yet to have her morning cup of coffee; it reminded him a bit of Phil.

“Hi, I’m so sorry to bother you, but have you seen Phil Lester?”

“Nope,” she said, slamming the door in his face before he even had a chance to apologize again.

“Well, that was fun,” he said into the void. He backtracked down the stairs and realized that he’d sent the cab away. He took a deep breath, far more annoyed than the word annoyed could convey, and waited for another. Luckily, it came quickly, but the ride to their first London flat, which was his last guess as to where he’d find Phil, was a bit longer, so he still had to wait. He decided to take advantage of the time and explore the phone that had basically been dropped into his lap. As any normal Internet dweller would, he first searched through the camera roll. The majority of the camera roll appeared to be pictures for the pink Twitter account, but he’d find the occasional meme or selfie of him in all pastel clothes. He didn’t particularly enjoy it, but he supposed he could see why the fanfic writers seemed to take such a liking to it.

Suddenly, his mind shifted to the life he’d built with Phil as he realized everything was gone. Not only was his relationship with Phil gone, but the fanbase they’d built was gone too. He was certain all the people that made it up still existed, but it occurred to him for the first time that he no longer had any fans. There were no longer blogs, Instagram accounts, or group chats dedicated to him. It felt freeing, almost, but also deeply saddening. All the lives he’d impacted were suddenly the same as they’d have been had he chosen to never upload Hello Internet in the first place. His heart swelled with determination to find Phil and return to a universe where the two of them had built their own universe. Thinking back to all the people who had told him on tour that he and Phil had saved their lives, he knew he had no choice but to find Phil.

The taxi pulled up to their first London flat, and he couldn’t help but crack a smile looking at the building. He and Phil had grown so much in that apartment, and he still felt a bit as if it was his home. This time, being more realistic, he told the driver to wait before he made his way over to the apartment complex. He climbed another set of stairs that he was all too familiar with, and his body almost seemed to transport back four years as he relived his memories of that flat.

This time, he was a bit more optimistic as he knocked on the door. He took a deep breath and stood there for a moment, a combination of hope and fear filling his lungs as time passed. Finally, he realized nobody was going to answer the door, and put his head down as he made his way back down to the taxi.

Dan sighed and pulled up Maps to direct the driver back to the apartment he’d woken up in. Luckily, whatever stranger he had taken over the life of bothered to put “Home” into the app, because Dan hadn’t a clue how to get back to the building he’d ran from. He sat hopelessly, thinking of nothing at all until he arrived back at the apartment. He paid yet another driver with money that wasn’t even his and climbed even more stairs, only managing to find “his” flat because he’d left the door open in his frenzy.

He slammed the door closed and flopped onto the bed he’d rolled out of. He had only one more idea. He did a quick Google search and pulled up the only resource he had left: a London phone book. He found nearly as many ‘Phil Lester’s as he did on Twitter, but none of them had Phil’s phone number. Still, too suspicious to give up, he called each number. Some of them didn’t answer, but it was clear that none of the ones that did were Phil. Well, at least they weren’t his Phil.

Tears pooled in his eyes as he jerked forward. “Fuck, DAMNIT!” he shouted, throwing a punch into the mattress and then curling the sheets into his hand. “I don’t know what to do,” he said to no one at all.

The truth was that there was no one there to hear him, and it was the first time in Dan’s adult life that he’d been truly alone. Sure, Phil had left for a few days, but he always knew his life companion would return. Now, he had no clue if Phil even existed at all. He was completely alone, with no one to talk to and no one to direct him. He was like a lost child, but he was a fully functional adult in a timeline he didn’t recognize.

Really, this was just the existential crisis to end all existential crises waiting to happen. As if life, death, and time weren’t already scary enough, now he’s being thrown around like a rag doll with no significance from one timeline into another? There was so much to contemplate that he couldn’t even begin. He rolled over onto his stomach and made himself comfortable; it was going to be a long day.

Dan did, in fact, spend most of the day contemplating his existence, but he eventually laid eyes on a laptop that luckily had Netflix downloaded. It turned out that a new timeline had plenty of new shows. In this universe, Queer Eye contained five British lesbians. He couldn’t pass that up, could he?

After his third episode and plenty of tears, something in the credits caught Dan’s eye. “Wait,” he breathed out, fumbling to hit the “J” key and go back. He watched again, this time much closer, and slammed the space button to pause the show. On the screen in blaring letters was a header reading “Production Manager” and underneath it: “Phil Lester”.

Dan spasmed forward, nearly knocking the laptop off of the bed. “Holy shit!” he shouted. Sure, it was possible that he could simply be a different Phil Lester--it wasn’t like there weren’t way too many of them already--but Dan could feel it: this was his Phil.

Dan’s mind began racing; how could he use this information? He panickedly typed “phil lester uqeer eye” into Google, not caring about his own typos, and began scrolling. He found multiple websites that credited Phil for his work on the show, but not a single website told him any of Phil’s contact information. As he searched, time ticked late into the night. Dan usually stayed up long past midnight, but after a few hours straight of existential crisis, he was exhausted. Scrolling through multiple pages of Google searches can be quite boring, so Dan nodded off shortly before the night officially ended.

Sadly, however, there were a few things Dan didn’t know as he dozed off that evening. He didn’t know about the reminder on the phone he’d neglected all day making sure he, or the him that used to live in this timeline, didn’t forget about his first day on the production of Queer Eye. And he surely didn’t know that while he slept, as the clock struck midnight, the world began to change around him. It was like he slept in a protective bubble, holding him in place as the timeline disassembled and reassembled around his body. At 12:01, his entire universe had changed once again. Dan slept through that night in bliss ignorance until he was woken up and his world turned upside down once again.

“Daniel!”

#phan #phanfic #phanfiction #phic stuff #seven days #dong and ping #prb19

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sleepymander · 6 years

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prime #s for that ask meme

I definitely didn’t have to google what the prime numbers were I don’t know what you’re talking about

I put them under the cut because of the sheer amount of questions

3 things I love

ice cream, animals, and people

2 turns on

I don’t have any, sorry to disappoint

My best friend

uhhhhh I love a lot of my friends so I can’t really look at them and be like “you. are my best friend” but I like to think I’m close to my friend Rosaria (who exists on here but I don’t follow them), Aleana (if you’re okay with me saying that), and Silvia (I hope you don’t mind me including you)

How tall am I

5 foot 7 inches or 170cm roughly

Favourite place

the audubon sanctuary near my home, or the walking path at my study abroad uni that instantly teleports you to the middle of the woods

Shoe size

6 and 1/2 in American womens shoe sizes

Favourite song

shissou word right now

How I feel right now

I just woke up

Favourite season

Autumn or Winter!

How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

15 minutes if I don’t eat

Where am I right now

in the UK

If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

I really don’t know?? if I met someone I admired then my soul will physically leave my body

Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

video chatting if its friends, phone calls induce A Lot of Anxiety

Do I believe in magic?

not gonna say I do, but not gonna say I don’t

Do I have any nicknames?

sometimes people call me Chels, and sometimes on discord people call me Scully

What is my favorite word?

gene I guess

Bought condoms?

nope

Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

i’ve never even been smooched in dry weather

Been overweight?

I’ve always been really skinny

Been in an airplane?

many times

Wore make up?

I can count on one hand the times I’ve worn makeup

Been rejected by a crush?

nope, I bottle up my emotions, and then I die

Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

why sneak when you could sleep

My closest Tumblr friend

not sure if they’re okay with me tagging them but Silvia if you’re out there you’re amazing

(also Amanda I haven’t talk to you in a long time but I still think you’re great

and misha-addams I dont know ur actual name (unless it is the same as your url) but you’re wonderful bud)

What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

press shuffle on any of the kagepro albums, you’ll find your answer there

Do you like your neighbors?

yup, both the ones at my home and my flatmates are pretty nice

Favorite part of your daily routine?

the part where I don’t have to do anything

Do you ever want to get married?

if the person I love wants to marry me one day, then yes

Would you rather live without TV or music?

if its TV as in cable then I can live without

if the TV includes streaming stuff online then music

Do you smile at strangers?

I try to, but sometimes I don’t when I’m tired

Name a person you hate?

can’t really say I truly hate anyone, but John if you’re out there then fuck you

Have any pets?

so many

Do you believe in true love?

I believe that love is both a feeling and a constant work in progress, if both people put in the work and enjoy being in the relationship then that seems like it could be true love to me

Do you believe in ghosts?

lucky me already answered this question

thanks for sending in an ask anon, but please consider a few less questions next time maybe

#this took like 20 minutes to answer all of the questions oof #now I can finally Eat #sneaky lads #answer time

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pan0ramy · 7 years

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Get to know me tag!

thank you to @septicworld for tagging me in this!! <3

RULES: Answer 30 questions, and then tag 20 people you’d like to get to know better!

Name: Amy!

Gender: female ^^

Star sign: capricorn. :D

MBTI type: INFJ! which is supposedly the rarest one, soooooo... okay. :D

Height: 5′2 and a half. still haven’t grown. ><

Time right now: 2:32pm!

Birthday: January 5th ^^

Favourite band(s): if we’re talking bands that sing in english, then imagine dragons & panic! at the disco; if we’re talking k-pop groups, B.A.P, MAMAMOO, f(x), BLACKPINK and KARD. i have a lot of favourites. XD

Last movie you watched?: ummmm... i think it was the beauty and the best remake? i’m not sure. i’m not really a movie person. XD

When did I create this blog?: may 2016!

What do I post about?: oh god, EVERYTHING. jacksepticeye, markiplier, k-pop, rick and morty, video games... my blog is a mess. XD

Last thing I googled?: the news. when i woke up this morning. XD

Do you have any other blogs?: nope, just this one! ^^

Do you get asks?: not all the time, but i get some every now and then! :3

Why did you choose your URL?: because i couldn’t come up with a better one. XD

Number of people you follow: 172!

Number of followers: 136. what even. O_O

Favourite colour?: red!

Average hours of sleep?: during school time, normally around 6-7. but during the summer, i don’t really have a sleep schedule. XD

Lucky number?: 4. i don’t know why. ^^

Instruments?: i can play the tin whistle, and that’s about it. XD

What am I wearing?: a wonder woman t-shirt and blue shorts. :D

How many blankets do I sleep with?: just one! ^^

Dream job?: DEFINITELY either a programmer or just working at a video game company - whether it’s coding or just being part of the PR. ^^

Dream trip?: oooooh, either korea/japan or a big gaming convention. like E3. :D

Favourite foods?: i really like a lot of rice dishes? like curry, or korma. so i’d probably say those. but i’m also a sucker for indian food...

and popcorn. i’ll never turn down popcorn. XD

Nationality?: irish! (even though i’m not very patriotic, haha)

and you know what? just because i already did an ask meme yesterday - and also to shake things up a bit - i’m going to leave this as an open-ended tag! if you’re reading this and you want to answer these questions, go right ahead! :D

#this was super cute though! thank you!! ^^#ask meme

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essayofthoughts · 6 years

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Tag Game: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you Tagged by: @waveringbriar over Here. Addendum: as I am where tag games go to die, I will be tagging no one.

WHAT WAS YOUR: 1. last beverage = Lavender Earl Grey 2. last phone call = I think it was when I called the comics store to subscribe to the Rivers of London comics. 3. last text message = An apology to my work boss because I was ill. Sent on the 2nd Jan. 4. last song you listened to = She Wants Me Dead by Cazette feat. Aron Chupa 5. last time you cried = No clue.

HAVE YOU EVER: 6. dated someone twice = Nope 7. been cheated on = Nope 8. kissed someone & regretted it = My Entire Relationship With Dickhead Ex, summarised. 9. lost someone special = I don’t... think so? 10. been depressed = Much of my time at secondary. 11. been drunk and threw up = Twice.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: Purple, dark green, red.

IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend = Yes 16. Fallen out of love = Nope 17. Laughed until you cried = Yes 18. Met someone who changed you = I don’t think so. 19. Found out who your true friends are = I know who my true friends are. 20. Found out someone was talking about you = *shrugs* idgaf. 21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list= I mean I don’t really even check my facebook friend’s list. Though I mean, I platonically greeted some family friends with cheek-kisses over the hols when they came to visit and they’re all on my friends list on FB so I guess?

GENERAL: 22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = All, I think. I do periodic culls to ensure it. 24. Do you have any pets = 2 dogs, 1 cat. 25. Do you want to change your name = *shrugs* idgaf. I’m ok with my name as is and have no idea what I might change it to - anything I might change it to most of my friends or acquaintances already use as a nickname (Aich, Essay) 26. What did you do for your last birthday = Can’t remember. Don’t ask me to think back more than a year my memory is awful. 27. What time did you wake up today = 10AM then I went back to sleep and woke up at 12ish. Because there were loud drunks last night and also I stayed up to 5am doing a bunch of these tag memes. 28. What were you doing at midnight last night = Tag games. 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = THE SHAPE OF WATER. RELEASE IN THE UK ALREADY YOU BASTARD THING I NEED IT. 30. Last time you saw your mother = About five minutes ago when she came upstairs to tell me an interesting historical/family anecdote she’d discovered. 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = I want a better job? 32. What are you listening to right now = I Don’t Care by Fall Out Boy

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? = Yes. 34. What’s getting on your nerves right now = In the immediate moment, nothing. When I next look at my tumblr feed, or care to think beyond this tag meme, many things, undoubtedly. 35. Most visited webpage(s) = Tumblr, my emails, google. 36. Blood type = No idea, never had my blood tested or donated blood. Need to sort that out at some point. 37. Nickname = Aich, Essay. 38. Relationship Status = have a thing with a friend that is vaguely defined but we like it like that. 39. Zodiac sign = Aquarius, I think. 40. Pronouns = use whatever you like I don’t care. 41. Elementary = my dear watson. 42. High School = It’s called Secondary over here. 43. College = Sixth Form. or do you mean University? 44. Hair color = Brown 45. Long or short = Shoulder blades-ish right now. Trying to grow it out. 46. Height = *shrugs* don’t measure it. 47. Do you have a crush on someone? = I don’t think it’s called a crush when there’s a thing in place. 48. What do you like about yourself? = That I survived shit. 50. Tattoos = Zero. 51. Righty or lefty = Right handed. 52. First surgery = I don’t think I’ve ever had surgery. 53. First piercing = Ears 54. First best friend = Izzy, who I’ve known since before I remember. 55. First sport you joined = I was made to do many sports but never willingly joined. Karate? does that count? 56. First vacation = Can’t remember. Probably Gozo? 58. First pair of trainers = No idea, probably at like age 7 for primary school.

RIGHT NOW: 59. Eating = Foam shrimps 60. Drinking = lavender earl grey 61. I’m about to = answer some more tag games. 62. Listening to = Constellations by Aviators (Rock Cover) 63. Waiting for = nothing? 64. Want kids? = No idea. 65. Get Married? = *shrug* depends on the person. 66. Career? = love to be an author or work in museums. Right now I’m a waitress.

WHICH IS BETTER: 67. Lips or eyes = *shrugs* 68. Hugs or kisses = hugs 69. Shorter or taller = ... for what? 70. Older or Younger = ... ditto, for what? 71. Romantic or spontaneous = ... These aren’t opposites, necessarily. 72. Nice stomach or nice arms = Why is one necessarily better? And what counts as nice? 73. Sensitive or loud = uhhhh 74. Hook-up or relationship = I don’t go for hook-ups but then I have issues with trust and a sense of safety. 75. Trouble maker or hesitant = I don’t know what the hell this whole section was about to be honest.

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger = Yes? Its a not uncommon means of greeting to cheek-kiss people and for one of my cousin’s girlfriends-now-wife that was the preferred greeting so? 77. Drank hard liquor = Do you mean spirits? Goddamn americentrism. Yes. 78. Lost glasses/contacts = Don’t need either. 80. Broke someone’s heart = I don’t think so. Hurt feelings though, sure. 81. Had your own heart broken = Well someone I thought loved me and cared about me sexually assaulted me and manipulated me for a solid year, and then someone I told about this and whom I thought was a friend also manipulated me for several years, so in that sense, I guess yes. 82. Been arrested = Nope 83. Turned someone down = Yeah 84. Cried when someone died = Not that I can recall? I didn’t even cry when Daddad died but I was a smol kid then and didn’t know him very well. 85. Fallen for a friend = Yes. But then I adore all of my friends and the line between “deeply adore” and “romantically love” is kind of fuzzy for me and I don’t really need reciprocation so it doesn’t really matter as some huge enough thing to take note of.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 86. Yourself = one of my middle names literally means “Have faith in yourself”. So I kind of have to. 87. Miracles = Miracles? No. Luck? Hells yes. 88. Love at first sight = No. 89. Heaven = No. Death is the end. 90. Santa Claus = My sibs and I had it figured out he was made up pretty young. 91. Kiss on the first date = ... why would you need to believe in this? Either it happens or it doesn’t. 92. Angels = Nope

#tag games #waveringbriar #queue

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mediocrityandbrea · 7 years

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30 Random Things About Me

Rules: Answer these 30 questions and tag 30 people. [I don’t even know 30 people]

I was tagged by, the very sweet, @dreadhobo. Thank you so much ^.^

Now, that was days ago and I feel weird about how long it took me to get to this..but since I woke up sick this morning, let us have at it!

• Nickname: Brea, or Frankie

• Name: Breanna Francis. I was truly blessed :/

• Gender: Female

• Star Sign: Leo • Height: 5'2″/157 cm

• Time: 18:24

• Birthday: 4th of August, 1991

• Favorite Band: May I also please beg for leeway here? I have never been a fan of “favourites” so this is hard for me...but to give an idea of what I like to listen to; I love The Used, Avenged Sevenfold, Green Day and Led Zeppelin. I’ve been listening to a lot of Sabaton lately too.

• Favorite Solo Artist: Again, I suck at narrowing things down. Right now I am pretty amazed by Todrick Hall, he is amazingly talented and just has such a bright future ahead of him.

• Song Stuck In My Head: Loveable and Sweet by Annette Hanshaw

• Last Movie I Watched: I’ve been struggling to get into movies, lately. I think the last one I watched was either Paris is Burning or Blackfish.

• Last Show I Watched: I’ve been watching this Chinese drama called The General and I. These historical dramas are my weakness.

• When Did I Create My Blog: April 2014? I think?

• What Do I Post: Dragon Age and Mass Effect stuff mostly. With neat/funny art, memes, or (most likely) whatever catches my fancy at that moment.

• Last Thing I Googled: Other than links for this, “Recurring Strep Throat”....TMI huh?

• Do You Have Other Blogs: I am old and inept...so no. I truly have very little understanding of what I am doing. :D

• Do You Get Asks?: Nope. Again, just winging it, no idea how to Do The Thing Right.

• Why Did You Choose This Blog Name?: Ehn, it seemed apropos, and I like the quote. It’s also pretty pretentious and long and my blog is full of nonsense so the juxtaposition made me giggle.

• Blogs You Are Following: Uhm, 73 and counting...

• Followers: Apparently, 28.

• Favorite Colors: Black, ALL THE PURPLES. Lime Green, Cerulean.

• Average Hours of Sleep: I have severe anxiety/depression so I can either sleep for 12+ hours at a time, or go a couple days with no sleep. Just back and forth like an unhealthy yoyo.

• Lucky Number: 7, 27

• Instruments: I have an acoustic guitar I bought to try and get back into it, but i never touch it anymore :(

• What Am I Wearing: JimJams i.e Pajamas. The answer is almost always Pajamas.

• How Many Blankets I Sleep With: 1-2

• Dream Job: I guess working in animation/ game development for Bioware. I am obsessed.

• Dream Trip: Italy, Scotland/Ireland, and Japan.

• Favorite Food: Chicken Fettucini Alfredo or frickin Cheeseburgers. I am a simple person.

• Nationality: Canadian, if you mean like ancestry....idk some kind of Scottish/Irish blend. • Favorite Song Now: Effortless by Sabina Ddumba. (Another crazy talented singer.)

So now to tag some other people. Again...i do not know 30 people and I am sure some of the people I would try and tag have already done this,(If you have, pls disregard I am so sorry in advance) @commspecialist @historyofamanda @thank-krios @monticusrex and finally, last but never least, ... @boozenwolves I tag you, as you were the reason I joined Tumblr in the first place! No pressure to any of the above to do any of this, it just looked fun.

#30 random things about me #late to the party #favourites

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runningwitches · 7 years

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Tag Game

I was tagged for this by @weheartscorose Thank You!! Rules: answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people (I’m not sure if I’m going to tag anyone, let alone 20 people, but here goes)

LAST drink – Water! Hydration is key people!! phone call – My mom lmao text message – My brother because we like sending each other memes (but we don’t use the same platforms) song you listened to – Cannonball-Little Mix time you cried – This morning I woke up at 4:30 and just kinda cried. Idk why, but yeah

HAVE YOU EVER hated someone twice – I don’t think I’ve every really hated anyone? Like people have done some horrible shit to me, but I can’t ever say I’ve truly hated them. kissed someone and regretted it – That means I’d have to have kissed someone omg. been cheated on – Considering I’ve neve. been in a relationship? Nope/ lost someone special – Definitely... been depressed – Yupp.. gotten drunk and thrown up – Nope made new friends – I like to think I have, but like? I don’t really have any friends, so I wouldn’t say I’ve made new ones. fallen out of love – Never been in love in the first place. laughed until you cried – At least twice found out someone was talking about you – HUNDREDS OF TIMES OMG JUST SAY IT TO MY FACE UGHHH met someone who changed you – Kinda? I mean everybody’s kinda changed me because they put me in circumstances that I wouldn’t have experienced otherwise? If that makes sense? So?? yeah? found out who your friends are – Oh man, yeah. Every vacation from school I realize they only talk to me because they see me every day. kissed someone from your facebook list – Nope kissed a stranger – Nope drank hard liquor – Nah lost glasses or contact lenses – Don’t wear glasses or contacts, so? No turned someone down – Yeah, and I feel bad every time I do it sex on the first date – Oh lord NO broken someone’s heart – I mean, they told me I did when I rejected them and then started dating someone else three days later so ? I don’t think so . had your heart broken – Oh my god yes. (Just a word of advice, don’t pretend to like someone for attention and then the day they work up the courage to actually ask you out tell them the entire relationship was a lie) been arrested – Nopee cried when someone died – Yes fallen for a friend – *see had your heart broken* kissed on the first date – I’ve never kissed anyone and only been on one date (which was honestly the worst day of my life but okay)

GENERAL list 3 favorite colors – Black, Pastel Teal, and Cerulean Blue how many facebook friends do you know in real life – I have a facebook but I haven’t been on it in years, so idk. Sorry. do you have any pets – Unfortunately, No do you want to change your name – No way! what time did you wake up – Today i woke up at 4:23 (I checked my phone) but I usually wake up at like noon omg what were you watching at midnight last night – I was asleep (but most nights I’m on tumblr) name something you can’t wait for – YOUNG JUSTICE SEASON 3 AAAAA when was the last time you saw your mom – This morning, she came into my room before she left for work (and I pretended I was sleeping bc I didn’t want to deal with that) what is one thing you wish you could change in your life – I wish I could have truly been myself my whole life. I was so embarrassed because my whole life I was treated like everything that enjoy was stupid and now I’m finally embracing it, but I wish I had done that from the start. what are you listening to right now – The fan in my room and birds outside my window. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom – Mu uncle (I think he’s my uncle, I know I’m related to him somehow?) most visited website – Either this or youtube. Maybe Google Docs bc that’s where i do all my writing haha mole/s – I have a few small ones ye mark/s – Oh man, I have scars on my legs and arms from being an extremely clumsy child. childhood dream – I wanted to be a veterinarian or something (definitely not what I want to do anymore) do you have a crush on someone – Unless you count actors and fictional characters, no (if you do count actors and fictional characters, Tom Holland and all of the Batboys omg,also YJ Bart Allen? Just putting that out there) what do you like about yourself – The fact that two months ago my answer would be nothing, but now I can easily say everything piercings – My ears are pierced but I don’t wear earrings blood type – I should probably know this, but I don’t nickname – Bug (my family), K80 (a couple a friends), and Katydid (my mom) relationship status – Single As Fuck zodiac sign – Scorpio pronouns – She/Her favorite TV show – YOUNG JUSTICE BOIZZZZZZ tattoos – Oh man, I don’t have any but I already have designs for one I want to get on my 18th birthday and I’ve been designing it for a year already and I’m so hyped even if I have a year and a half to wait right or left hand – Right mah dudes surgery – I had surgery on my tear ducts when I was little but idk what that was for. And then Wisdom Teeth Removal in April (the videos from that were fucking hilarious) hair dyed in different color – Not currently, but I used to have the ends dyed blonde, blue, purple, pink, teal, and red at different points throughout my sophomore year. sport – I did cheer for 7 years and then quit to do Track and Cross Country my freshman year of high school and I am Loving It vacation – Last summer I went to Lake Tahoe, but I haven’t really been on a vacation other than that in a very long time. current and all-time best friend name – I don’t really have a best friend tbh eye color – Brown (and not like the pretty brown, like poop brown) favourite movie – all of the HP movies, Wonder Woman, Spider-Man: Homecoming (and I’m not just saying that bc they just came out, I genuinely love both of them) and p much all of the MCU

WHICH IS BETTER hugs or kisses – I’ve never been kissed but I feel like I’d like that better. lips or eyes – eyes, I love eyes shorter or taller – Considering most people are taller than me, probably taller haha nice arms or stomach – Okay this is gonna sound so shallow but like someone with nice arms wow, but also I love tummies and ABS? SO GOOD! I just love people. I don’t care. whatever is fine sensitive or loud – Um, you can be both? Idk I don’t like this section of questions haha hook up or relationship – Relationship!!! troublemaker or hesitant – I guess it depends

DO YOU BELIEVE IN yourself – I try to miracles – No, because i’ve literally never had anything good happen to me ever love at first sight – I like to think I do because it seems all cheesy and romantic to say you fell in love with them at first sight but honestly no, because you can’t know if you love someone until you get to know them (love @ first sight is based purely off of appearances and that is what I hate most about people telling me they like me without even attempting to get to know me) Santa Claus – Not since elementary school

So I was gonna taag people but I always feel like I’m bothering people when I tag them in stuff, so I’m tagging all my mutuals (but I’m not going to @ you)

#katelyn whines #about me!

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