#i feel like im being pranked

[alternativesaga]

At this point let me just make it to Sunday ✌️

#vent #its been A Week #or a couple months #but this bad in a week??? #legitimately like #oof #i feel like im being pranked #imma just laugh about it in the meantime #its ok we're chilling #delete later

[6-phds-and-no-sense]

why are all our official graduate studies forms in comic sans fugkcibk

#i feel like im being pranked

[vang0bus]

Hi! I saw a post you made a while back, about a game show called Pride or Prejudice? Anyway I'm in Dallas, I write for a gay sketch show, and I was wondering if I could use your idea for a sketch in a couple months. I could get you a recording. I'm not on Tumblr sorry :/

hi yeah that is perfectly fine, go ahead! i'd love to see that :) if you need another way to contact me since you dont have tumblr im also on instagram (still @/vang0bus) though i rarely use it

#i was not expecting this #i feel like im being pranked #but if its real it sounds cool #asks

[blushouyo]

malleus. i appreciate it but it's your ssr i want...

#i feel like im being pranked #cause what is this? #i dont think ive ever seen so many srs of the same character in one pull before #JUST COME HOME #personal

[999999999inadream]

toby fox needs to add like a bit of narration in deltarune abt kris like "they themmed they/themily down the stheirs" cus i cant go on seeing them constantly get he/himmed in yt comment sections

#this is my punishment for actually looking at yt comments isnt it #deltarune #kris dreemurr #maybe im looking too much into things but... #it also feels sorta. misogynistic when ppl default to he/him for androgynous/non binary characters #like ive seen multiple ppl use “well its understandable that ppl assume kris is a he when they have such masculine behaviours/hobbies” #the masculine behaviours and hobbies in question are being a prankster #i shit you not #like they called pranking... masc?? huh #can girls and others not get their silly on anymore?? #also like i said before with the exception of like frisk and chara like almost every nb character is masculinised #like napstablook monster kid #god there has to be more but my memory is shit atm and i also have to go eat dinner #but i wanna talk more abt like why it feels so misogynistic to me #i thinnk it has to do with the fact that defaulting to he/him just makes women feel like an afterthought. ig like unless its confirmed then #they must be a guy to be relevant or smth #and also like how much they gender entirely non gender specific things (see: pranking) #ofc it wouldnt be BETTER per se if they imagined these characters as girls but its smth ive noticed and i just get frustrated cus #it feels sexist but i cant FULLY articulate why #i feel like i had the answer a lil while ago but i forgot #i might come back to this who knows #wow ok rant over #for now

[tibli]

people really act like johndirk murdered their entire family or smth

#homestuck #john egbert #dirk strider #johndirk #dirkjohn #obvs its fine if you dont like it personally #but the amount of VITRIOL i've seen for a ship that is basically harmless is soooooo fucking funny #like oh you're mad? you're mad that the windy boy and the weeaboo boy are holding hands?? that they're kissing??? #that they're having the most homoerotically-charged prank wars known to man??? skill issue tbh #also meat!john needs to come back from the dead and make out sloppy style w ult!dirk. and then kick his ass for being a shithead #tbh tho i prefer like. mostly ignoring hs2 as a whole and choosing to think abt post canon just being like #everyone on earth c finally dealing with all their various emotional issues #and i think dirk and john could actually work rlly well together once their got past their own bullshit #john has a hard time like. understanding people's feelings on anything deeper than surface-level and tends to avoid uncomfortable situation #whereas dirk feels things so strongly and deeply but has problems expressing it in healthy/acceptable ways #john is 'free' to the point that he has unintentionally cut ties w his friends #while trying to deal with the trauma of losing his dad #whereas dirk is grounded but obsessed with keeping everything under control. because control makes things safe #and he had very little safety growing up under the condesce #ok im rambling on what was meant to be a funny post so i'll cut it off there

[cosmikazie]

april fools day is officially my least favorite holiday

#maybe if i were in a better mood today #maybe if i didnt constantly feel like throwing people into the sun #maybe if i didnt have to constantly worry about all manners of things #maybe if i could just get my mind off of shit and give myself a mental break i could appreciate today #but nope. im sick and tired of being pranked and joked with #im sick and tired of being AFRAID im gonna be pranked and joked with #and then IM somehow gonna be the bummer when i cant take it #im tired of being baited and im tired of being the joke #i fucking hate people sometimes you know that #vent

[macbethz]

user im estalking with very normal and definitely not reactionary takes about who "deserves" a "redemption arc" also has normal takes on gay men and depictions of sex in media who would have seen this coming

#AM I BEING PRANKED RN ITS LIKE EVERY POSSIBLE REACTIONARY TUMBLR TAKE AT ONCE #sorry i just have to post about this bc i feel like im going insane #warlock wartalks #WORD ESTALKING IS A JOKE TO CLARIFY.

[echosoftheflower]

So what's the fandom's general consensus on Real Life lore wise? Is it some form of non canon? Do we need to assign the winner an astral body/planet? Like, how are we feeling about this?

#traffic life series #real life smp #i feel like this is all part of the prank #first the weird VR stuff #then the tagging situation being hilarious #now im not sure if i should sketch out a new portrait for the winners or not

[reki-of-the-valley]

If I had a nickel for every time a heavily shipped internet couple that i highly enjoy became official on April Fools, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

#i still dont trust these bitches though #i feel like im being pranked with how surreal it seems #hush lils

[gothmods]

Going on the record to say that i find the recentish wave of 'forcemasc' stuff to be corny in a deeply unerotic way

#i feel like im being pranked it all just reads to me as like instagram affirmations but with edgier language

[robotpussy]

nephew tommy is NOT supposed to be funny I shouldn't be laughing at someone annoying other ppl and making them angry and distressed!!!!!!!!!!!!! schadenfreude strikes again!

#oh my god this man is calling up ppl talking abt 'why did u feed my child curry goat at a birthday party?' and pretending to #be in the penitentiary trying to order 10 pizzas!!! #'im in the penitentiary in ANGOLA LOUISIANA... can you deliver from dallas' OMFERBWH?? 😭 #and they get sooooo mad omg #i shouldnt be laughing cause being pranked like that is ANNOYING I feel so bad

[lover-of-mine]

#seriously dude? #seriously? #you ghost me for TWO FUCKING MONTHS #YOU SKIP OUT ON HANGING OUT WITH ME AFTER I HAVENT SEEN YOU FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS #YOU LEAVE ME FEELING LIKE CRAP #FOR DAYS #JUST TO SHOW UP TO TALK FUCKING 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER? #ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????????? #YOU WERE IN MY TOWN AND COMPLETELY IGNORED ME #EVEN THO YOUR FUCKING GRANDMOTHER IS MY NEIGHBOR #EVEN THO THERE'S NO WAY FOR YOU NOT TO THINK OF ME WHEN YOURE IN THIS FUCKING HELLHOLE #AND THE THING THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME IS A FUCKING SONG????? #ARE YOU FOR REAL??? #AM I BEING PRANKED???? #YOU CANT BE BOTHERED TO TALK TO ME FOR WEEEKS #BUT MY FAVORITE BAND COMES ON SO YOU NEED TO TALK TO ME NOW???????????????? #IM GONNA GET VIOLENT #i love you but its not a good day baby #not today #dont go nothing happened on me today #fucking hell #im gonna cry and i feel stupid #dont do this to me #thoughts thoughts thoughts #also i dont need to know how similar to me you new girl is #i hate to break it to you but they always are similar to me #it's kinda weird how long it takes you to notice that #like highkey you ex and me were the same people in different fonts #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[dromaeo-sauridae]

c!tommy die. tommy go to limbo. its early dsmp i guess. comes back. forgives dream. nuke goes off. no one remembers anyrhing. dream and tommy are friends. that is the very bare bones of it. it sucks.

im fucking sorry?

#dsmp spoilers #<- I FEEL LIKE IM BEING PRANKED. #people talking to me

[degloved]

will never understand people who are ambivalent towards nature. i take a stroll through the little grove behind my house and it breaks my heart and it mends it just the same. i listen to the birds and it breaks my heart and mends it just the same. i look at the sun and it breaks my heart and mends it just the same. i feel two breaths away from sprouting roots from the soles of my feet and becoming one with the trees

#n #i feel like i make one of these posts after every conversation with my godmother who i love so much but shes insane #i cant be convinced someone is that into concrete im being pranked

[risingsunresistance]

#aaaaaaugh dude I MISS HIM i dont know what to say that hasnt already been said #but posting is so hard talking about him is so hard #every day i wait for his youtube to post a new video or for the technodad account to be like 'LOL YOU NERDS ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT' #he was just playing a long-con prank and It'll Be Fine and he just wanted to distract us while he worked on some new insane project #how am i still fully in denial 5 months later. it's almost been half a year #i cant watch his videos anymore. it was easy the 1st week and then it was impossible then it was easy again now it's impossible again #drawing in general is hard bc he was all i was drawing. he still is but im drawing WAY less and with pretty much no passion behind it #cant draw stuff for myself i just wanna draw him. partly bc of him but also bc that's where i made all my friends with you guys :( #i dont wanna go back to what i used to do. i wanna stay here. but it's really hard #i know i dont *have* to make my own posts and i can just reblog and ramble n stuff but. it feels weird not to #i save all my favorite things here. there's still clips i havent taken. art i havent made. fics i've never wrote (and never will lol) #i dont WANT to stop. it's hard to force myself to get back into it tho. there's no easy way to talk about him #it feels borderline unhealthy trying to keep it up #but i keep going into swings of ''i love it here so much i love you guys'' and ''i cant keep going im not strong enough'' #so like. which is it. what's REALLY wrong??? i wish i could just go back to how things were aaaaa #idk what i mean by that really. just wish i could find some normalcy in it all whatever that would mean for me #idk if my issue is Him Being Dead or trying to run a blog for a guy who died. some combination. some secret third thing. augh #chat #tw death