#i feel like this was a super rude post for me to make and I want to stress that this is not targeted at any of my mutuals or followers

[chryzure]

i’m beginning to think that ppl don’t know how to be polite when they’re reading a book a friend recommended them

#memorie.txt #he things i see in that discord server leave me with my mouth agape #that’s so fucking rude!! what the hell!! #like the ppl that started being mean abt a book someone said they’d been RLLY looking forward to reading #or this person recommending a series for multiple ppl to read only for someone to say they thought it was super boring #(also they said the first 50 pages were boring which. isn’t rlly a basis to judge on.) #(50 pages is very very little on the face of a book. it’s jst settling you into the world. if after 50 pages you’re not into it—sure #but calling it entirely boring is so mean!! what the hell!!) #i disagree w a lot of the ppl there but i’m definitely way nicer than everyone… #and i’ve noticed ppl start backpedaling when i say i enjoyed something but i get why they might not #it’s.. crazy. #‘course these are the ppl that said criticizing eva’s stupid choices was being anti-feminist #because girls make stupid choices i guess?? man idk w them #ngl i thought i was objectively bitchy abt this series but honestly the ppl there are not very nice #i would not like being their friends. #but also this post is abt multiple friends shitting on series that i’ve loved for years when i rec them #the only person to be nice to me abt books i recommend doesn’t use tumblr anymore :( i have their address so i can send letters but… #idk. feels like it would be weird. ‘hello we were mutuals on tumblr and you liked reading books i liked. what have you been up to?’

[steampunk-raven]

every fandom ive been in always has people who engage in so much fandom discourse and like 9 times out of 10 I fully agree with their opinion but they’re just. so mean about it

#how can someone be so mean that i (person who literally agrees with them) feel hurt? #kinda fucked up if you ask me #why are there people like this in EVERY fandom. why is that #also these are the same people who start the discourse. they say they aren’t but they’re always the ones who make vague rude posts about #random posts in the general tag that they are probably just not the target audience for #in most of the fandoms ive been in it was just kids like that which still sucks but also sometimes it’s adults? which is so weird to me? #why are people like this why do people CHOOSE to be mean #I mean for some of it it was because it was on twitter and twitter is Twitter but still why do people have to be mean on there #I have not looked at that wretched site for YEARS now and holy shit is my fandom experience (and life in general) is better for it #this is. kind of a vent i guess? i’ll tag it as one just in case lol #vent #also ive blocked all these people lol dw #I guess some i don’t have blocked because they make funny shitposts and aren’t SUPER mean but I ignore them when they’re not being funny #which is usually easy enough

[softpine]

when i finally finish this next story post you’ll understand why it’s taking me so absurdly long despite me working on it a little bit every day

#due to the format it might actually be my longest post yet #it wouldn't make sense to break it in half #but i'm sorry in advance for your fingers having to scroll past it jfksjdskj #actually no i'm not sorry because why are you following me if you don't read my story tbh #i'm not saying that in a rude way just like. confusion #i gotta stop feeling bad for long posts #they're so much fun for me and i'm not gonna stop doing them so #anywayyyyyyy #i'm working on it!! i'm trying! i've been super busy lately :/ #nonsims

[sunnibits]

every day on this website I see bad izzy hands takes,, starting to think y’all had the right idea just following me and other sexy people instead of ever checking the actual character tag. I need to make a bunker for only me and my like three mutuals who have good izzy opinions™️ and just never have to witness any izzy posts by other people ever again unless it’s some cool fanart dropped through a slot in the bulletproof door.

#I’m so tired #so much of this fandom experience has been utterly exhausting #I feel like the first couple of weeks it was really fun and I felt ok reading different takes on him #and it was super interesting and engaging to read all that meta!!!! #but now I just don’t want to read any post about him at all bc I find myself annoyed by both sides of the debate at this point #a big part of it is me being too sensitive and being exactly the kind of immature annoying Stan™️ 1/2 #2/2 that never wants to see any points I disagree with #but idk it’s like. I think I would be a lot more open to reading meta that I don’t necessarily agree with #if I hadn’t had so many experiences of seeing people be incredibly rude about their takes #like it just makes me not want to engage at all lmao #bc it’s so hard to find discussions about his character that aren’t specifically targeting an opposite opinion to refute them #like nobody can manage to be fucking normal about him and it’s soooooo incredibly tiring

[worstloki]

Thor absolutely does have a pussy, it just wasn’t mentioned in the films because they were pg 13 rated, my source: the man serves cunt daily <3 -thot-son-of-odin

so true <3

#Thor courting Jane and then abandoning her for like two years bc he doesn't want to explain the downstairs situation #like Jane just (fairly enough) assumed what she was getting with #and now Thor is post-TDW living on Earth again and actively courting with Jane again and covering for the facts #Jane: not to rush you or anything but usually making out leads to... #Thor: ICE CREAM #Jane: what? #Thor: we've run out I should get us some more #Jane: oh um. okay :) #Jane is like i know they live for a very long time but this is a VERY slow dating process so how do I speed it up a bit? #and Darcy is like don't ask me all the dating I've done is practically hit and run #Jane trying to hint to Thor that she's okay to move on to doing more as a couple and talking about what Earth couples do/how fast they go #and Thor is there super happy like I SHALL SEARCH FOR YOU A WORTHY ENGAGEMENT RING. TOMORROW. I MUST SEEK ONE. #Thor sweating and avoiding secx where he takes his pants off at all costs dsjfbdsjf #he feels like the ground will swallow him whole not bc of the situation but bc he went along with Jane assuming he has a dong #now he's got to pretend and it's not going well dhfdjf #idk if Loki is amused watching this go down on Earth but like if he's there with Thor then #Jane: do Asgardians have sex while 'courting'? am i missing something? does Thor want this relationship or no? #Loki (is now exactly aware of the situation): i think you just need to try harder #Jane: is it rude for me to try and nudge him into it? #Loki: go for it. more than a nudge even. he can be very bullheaded sometimes #Jane: thanks :) #Loki: no worries :) good luck :) #Thor rushing into his apartment with Loki all panicked and not telling Loki what happened #VS Loki who knows exactly what happened from Jane/Darcy's plotting already #it's actually even funnier if Jane is like 'do Asgardians not have sex?? how far in a relationship does it happen??' #while Darcy is there like 'idk dude i banged Loki he seemed fine' #Jane to Sif: can i get some advice about Thor? you're one of his closest friends and--does he have some kind of issues physically mentally #Sif: no he beds people all the time #Thor sobbing in his room like why does she keep trying to meet my hypothetical fantasy lonesome dong #dfcgvbhjn

[hella1975]

Eat your pasta dearie

this actually did cross my mind when I was making my pasta to eat

#I’m apologising in advance bc these tags are about to be rude #so just a heads up anon this is very much one of those ‘x thing has happened multiple times and I’m finally snapping’ things #that sees me lashing out at the next unfortunate anon that does it regardless of their intentions #so I’m very sorry it’s not you it’s just a trend I don’t like #but basically #sending things like ‘be safe’ ‘drink water’ etc are really nice things to do #like I don’t want what I’m saying here to be misconstrued as ALL messages like this being bad #but if I make a post effectively being like ‘my cramps are so bad I can’t even eat the pasta I made’ #and your response is ‘eat your pasta’ then can you see how that can actually be super invalidating? #for me I can hear a very loud ‘just’ at the beginning of that sentence #and it happens a lot with my sleep schedule too like I’m all here for the jokes I genuinely find them funny #bc 9 times out of 10 I am also laughing about it #but on the few times I’m acc venting about how annoying it is that I can’t just sleep and someone sends me #what I KNOW was supposed to be a helpful ask going ‘go to sleep’ #I feel very much like what I’m trying to say is being totally ignored and I’m being written off as overdramatic #like I have insomnia. I have had debilitating periods every month for my entire teenage life #I know what I’m doing so if I complain and say I can’t do something #then trust it’s bc I CANT DO IT #so yeah I know this is very much a grey area bc it’s not a set rule for whenever I talk about these things #but I need you guys to just use the context of my posts a little better sometimes lol #again sorry that this was snappy especially bc I know u were just trying to be nice anon #ask

[minty-frost]

I'm thinking of making a little explanation of how I draw Meltdown, specifically of how I quickly draw him for doodles and still keep the design recognisable.

#sorry if this doesn't make sense it's almost three am #undertale au #meltdown!lust #okay I'll admit it. two different people drew him and as much as I'm thankful... both of them made the same mistake #so i have mixed feelings about on one hand being super happy and on the other... it feels odd #I'm sorry if you two see these tags. thank you. genuinely. i like your drawings. it's just that #he looks a bit... fleshy on both drawings... #which really bothers me :( #once again - it's almost three am. I might delete this post and I'm genuinely sorry if I'm being rude. #honestly now thinking it's probably because of the lack of shading. i always add simple shadows to melt. #so i shouldn't even be complaining. people don't shade one-off gifts. and they have the right to. shading is tough. #i think I'll go to sleep now

[wawhii]

I don't quite know if this is acceptable to say but like. The more I learn about fat liberation, the more that thin and super super thin people become fucking grotesque to me

#Vent tw #Ask to tag #Thin people aren't oppressed for being thin obviously (skinny shaming makes you feel bad - not oppressed) #But like. I don't know this could be considered super rude or maybe I'm fucking up somewhere. Please let me know #But still - especially since a lot of thin people got that way by starving themselves it's like...... #It makes me sick to see people who are just skin and bone being glamourized like that. #I saw p/rn of a girl who was JUST ribs on my dash and like. She didn't even have a back. #She didn't have a back she didn't have a stomach like. I hope to god that's photoshopped #(Censoring the word p/rn because the trans4ndrophobia believers found my other post and don't want that to happen again)

[scaredofmyocs]

If I made an OC who was sad all the time bc he kept having things that were specifically horrible for them happen to them (and also me because they would be facing my issues bc) and they are somewhat me but they're aware something greater than their comprehension is putting them in situations that are horrible for them and want to be freed desperately bc I feel that do you think that would be too meta and also possibly cause a paradox and that by thinking about it I have already perpetuated the cycle. Or am I fucking deranged I think it's that second part I think I need therapy 4 years ago

#Posts made at 2am #Nearly it's more like 1 40 but still #Also I feel so fucking alone right now erm anyway #NVM someone texted me as I wrote that LMAO #I still need therapy 4 years ago tho #LMAO HDHSJDBDJSHF “would that be fucked up or what” type shit tho I sound so stupid this is funny to me but also distressing #I should save this as a draft bc I'm like going crazy rn but I'm not bc I'm actually super normal 90% of the time #This is a one off post lemme make that clear #Why is the radio only playing break up songs that's so rude even tho I haven't broken up with anyone recently I'm just feel alone #HIT POST ALREADY STOP STALLING!!!!!

[thepunkmuppet]

THIS POST CONTAINS GOTG3 SPOILERS, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

so it was only through this movie that I realised how incredible nebula and rocket’s relationship really is, or rather could be if they had more screen time.

they have the exact same backstory. horrific and violent experiments were performed on them both by galactic assholes with god complexes, and obviously they have both been recovering and running from that their entire lives.

but also, their personalities are just super similar - closed off, rude, no-nonsense, angry, etc. and that means that they can relate to each other in the same way as each other. what I mean is, they have spent their lives suffering in silence, and are not the type of characters to have long heart to hearts and open up to those around them. but that’s okay, because they can suffer in silence together. they can wallow in their pain together. no words required, just pure understanding.

and the fact that they were the only main guardians left during the blip?? are we just going to overlook how close they would have gotten?? a close knit family unit reduced to two people?? literally the only people each other had left?? LIKE???

UGH and the fact that she gets him bucky’s arm for christmas. it was on a different planet. she had never celebrated or even heard of christmas before. but it was THAT important to her to give it to him?? and the looks on their faces!!?!? YES

and just that scene where nebula hears his voice again and just sobs. and mantis (a literal empath) looks at her and says to rocket, “we love you and we appreciate you and we are so happy you’re okay because you are our best friend.” because nebula, just like rocket, isn’t the kind of person who would feel able to say that herself. but actions and reactions speak more than words, and those tears spoke VOLUMES of the value nebula places in her friendship with rocket and it just makes me so feral

#gotg #guardians of the galaxy #guardians of the galaxy vol 3 #guardians of the galaxy volume 3 #gotg3 #gotg spoilers #gotg 3 spoilers #gotg vol 3 #nebula #rocket raccoon #jesus christ this post blew up ummmm hello marvel fandom back from the dead are we??

[ms-demeanor]

This is regarding your post involving making friends. I have had a spectacular amount of failures in meetup groups, particularly involving men from multiple meetup groups trying to take advantage of me or using me. In addition to that, the other members of the groups tend are often quite rude. Also, many meetups in my area tend to fall into one of the following categories: professional seminar, mommy & me, or the other members are double my age or older. What would you advise?

Volunteering - find something you care about and see if there is a local volunteer opportunity; you might want to look into food banks or mutual aid projects.

Crafting - this will likely be an older crew, but making friends with older people is cool honestly.

Sports - see if there's a kickball league or some other variety of low-key sport that you can sign up for.

Get super into the local music scene. Go to bar shows, go to basement shows, go to backyard shows. If you go to places where they have local music and hang out a bunch you will get to know local music people eventually, which includes both people in bands and people interested in bands.

Become a regular at your local library. Go once a week at the same time of day and you'll start to get to know people.

Become a regular at something else local. If you go to the same coffee shop three times a week for a few months and are polite to the employees you will probably eventually have friends among the people there; even if you do this by walking around the neighborhood park at the same time of day you will start getting to know the park regulars people love habits and if you can become a chill part of their daily scenery they will eventually want to investigate further.

Start your own club of some kind. Maybe start a book club for a particular genre of book that you like, or start a movie group where you meet up to see a movie together twice a month. You can post things like this on meetup websites or facebook, but you can also make fliers to put up in places that you think people you might find interesting would hang out.

Join a gym and go regularly. Sometimes a random person you see all the time in a gym can go from being a reliable on-the-spot spotter to a good friend.

Take a class locally. See if your town has a community center that offers cooking classes or computer classes or any kind of classes even things you already know. I keep making jokes about improv but improv people are great; see if you can take an impov class. See if your local music store offers music classes (I made weirdly good friends with the folks at the music store where I took vocal lessons; this was a pleasant surprise!)

When you try any of these places make friendly smalltalk with the people you encounter and express interest in them. If you are speaking to employees, make sure you're giving them lots of conversational outs because attempting to befriend people who are working can feel like you're cornering them, I'd actually say don't try to befriend the employees at a business unless you go there and they attempt to befriend you, however as someone who worked in coffee shops for ten years if someone randomly started showing up for six hours a week I would almost certainly have gotten to a friendly shoot-the-shit level with them within a month; if you go out among people who are sociable and are around them enough sometimes the sociable people go "aha! new friend sighted!" and do the hard work for you, but you do have to go to places to let yourself be found by the sociable ones.)

I do not, generally speaking, use meetup groups as a generic thing as much as I look into what groups exist locally that I am interested in. If a local game store is running a weekly Magic tournament, that's a better place to meet people in my opinion than a one-time bowling event.

[renthony]

I wish people would give authors of original fiction the same update grace time they give authors of fanfiction.

A fanfic author says, "sorry I haven't posted much over the past couple years, I've been dealing with severe depression and fatigue," and most people are like, "you poor thing, you're so valid, take your time." Like, yeah, there are jerks, but I see so many posts telling people not to harass fanfic authors over long update times. It seems to be generally accepted that asking "omg when is the next update?!" is rude to do to a fanfic author.

This never seems to be true about original fiction. People constantly bitch that their favorite trad pubbed author is "taking too long" with their next book. George R.R. Martin went on record last year to say that people making "lol he'll die before the next book comes out" jokes make him super uncomfortable, and that's just one example off the top of my head. I've seen similar crappy things said to countless other, less-well-known authors. I've had people ask me "when" -- not IF, but WHEN -- my next book will be finished, regardless of whether I've said I'm even working on something. It sucks.

Y'all know that OC is also hard to write when you're depressed, fatigued, and dealing with the capitalist hellscape, right? Even when it's your main job, writing is fucking hard. Sometimes it feels like people think you only have human limits when you're an amateur artist, and the second you do it for pay, you must get some kind of superpower that negates all your disability, stress, fatigue, and chaotic life events that take time and energy away from creative work.

But it doesn't. It really, really fucking doesn't. I wish I could make art on the timeline people seem to expect, but I just fucking can't, okay?

#original post #writing

[geraskier]

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#i have such a problem processing my own anger #i have a right to be angry abt some things. some things it makes sense to be angry abt. #but it is so exhausting and upsetting to allow myself to be angry #gives me a tension headache immediately #that i just dont do it. i dont think abt interpersonal issues that make me angry or i just dont let myself #feel my feelings abt them. #like how shitty my mom was at the beginning of my transition #how my stepdad is super fucking rude to me all the time and then insults me if im ever even a bit snippy with him #MY EVIL FUCKING STEPMOM #idk like. i feel like just sitting and seething every once in a while but never resolving the anger isnt healthy #so being angry eventually just makes me sad. #newt needs a text post tag

[barblaz-arts]

Fellow Chaggie shipper, here and I wanted to ask you a question. Could you please do an analysis post on the Chaggie argument from Hello Rosie. I know this will sound weird but I can't get over the level of icy anger Charlie had towards Vaggie or how despite everything going on, Charlie is more hurt from Vaggie not being honest with her. Just angst all around.

Oh yeah sure I'd love to!

I'm not sure there's a lot I can say about that argument that isn't already super obvious, so I wanna talk about Charlie's anger because of something my brother said as we watched episode 7. He loved that episode apparently because "When they're separated, it's even more obvious that Charlie is the one who's more quick to lose her cool." Which, looking back, is actually true!(To an extent)

Vaggie and Charlie are both quite quick to anger. Charlie is just better at hiding it because she's a chronic people pleaser. Although Charlie wouldn't immediately show her anger at a person being a jerk to her specifically, she's immediately summoning fire and brimstone over anyone who hurts/insults her friends or the cause she's fighting for.

Love this lil bit in "You Didn't Know". How Vaggie is the one telling Charlie to calm down, as if she knows what's about to happen. She knows that if she doesn't at least try to reel in her girl Charlie would be spitting literal fire at a goddamn seraphim.

It would seem like such a surprising role reversal, but if you look at all the times Charlie would lose it whenever Vaggie's not there to tell her "babe, chill", then it makes sense.

But then when their fallout happens, Charlie's short temper is even more apparent. She calls Alastor an asshole to his face even though she considered choosing his support over her father's. She openly glares and rolls her eyes at Rosie when she jokes that her and Alastor look like an item even though she still kept things cordial with Valentino after he licked her arm. She flips the bird at some old lady even though she didn't take visible offense at all the demons that inserted their crude and rude selves in "Happy Day in Hell." While she was cold and subdued even when upset with Vaggie, she was explosive and in ur face when she was pissed at everyone else.

Vaggie reigned in both the girl in Charlie who dreams a little too big and the demon who's waiting to lash out in flames. It really makes me wonder if there's a difference in the kind of person Charlie used to be before Vaggie. Before she had friends to be angry on behalf of and a person to calm her down. And then, in the wake of their argument, Charlie is left with a lot of anger that is easy to ignite.

But I love love love that despite all that anger, Charlie can't bring herself to deny that she loves Vaggie with all of her hurt heart.

This little moment is one of my favorite parts in the series. My brother mentioned that this episode and episode three were his favorites because he liked the beats the dialogues followed. So he looked back--

(the man literally paused the episode to check the opening credits of ep 7 and 3. I was a little annoyed because I just wanted my Chaggie dammit! We'd make terrible youtube reactors with all the pausing and discussing mid-episode that we do...)

--and was satisfied to see that it was written by the same person, Ariel Ladensohn. Apparently she's in a sapphic relationship too and projected her own experiences whenever she wrote Vaggie and Charlie, and it must have paid off because the moments she wrote with them felt so real.

Charlie expressing her fear that even Vaggie's support and love could also be part of the lies she told was understandable considering the betrayal she felt. But immediately following that she goes "Oh that's a horrible to thing to think!" which I love even more. Even when she's understandably mad she thinks about how Vaggie would feel over Charlie thinking that of her. Because although Vaggie lied about who she is, Vaggie was always sincere about how she felt for Charlie. Vaggie's past may have been a lie, but the things she did for, to, and on behalf of Charlie were very real and held dear in Charlie's heart.

I dont have anything smart to say to conclude this. Sorry, I'm not even sure where I went here. Let's all just appreciate the smile Charlie has on her face when she thinks about Vaggie even when she's under a lot of stress I guess.

#asks #hazbin hotel #chaggie #truly love charlie as a character #i dont agree with people who say that charlie didn't feel like the main character of the show #she is still very much the heart and star of the story #if they felt more drawn to the male characters that isn't fully the show's fault #Alastor didn't even have as much screentime as i thought he would have #which is good! #he's entertaining but better in certain doses

[slasher-male-wife]

Telling slashers you like 'hot old men'

I am an old man lover and enjoyer for life. I love hot old men I hope I become one when I'm older. So what better way then to make a post appreciating all of the hot old men I'm in love with. I know some of these men aren't like super old but it's still kind of old ok? We're talking an age range from 30's-50's. Also this was buried in my drafts since like April.

Includes: Doomhead, The Grabber, Mark Hoffman, Peter Strahm, Hannibal Lecter, and Bo Sinclair

Warnings: Implied kidnapping in The Grabbers section

Doomhead

He honestly thought you said something else when you first said it. You two were watching a movie together and you made a comment on how you love "hot old men".

When he asks you to repeat yourself and you confirm that you said you love hot old men he laughs. He knows he's an older man but you saying that is really funny to him.

"Are you calling me an old man, sugar?" He asks you, pressing a kiss to your cheek. After you clarify you don't mean it in a negative way he just keeps laughing quietly.

He'll bring this up from time to time when he sees fit. He honestly might play up the 'old man' act just to tease you about it even more. But he's not too offended that you said it.

The Grabber

Because you've been behaving well he decided to treat you by giving you a magazine. He sat with you in the basement while you looked through the magazine.

He noticed you lingering on a page for a bit longer than the others. He asks you about why you're still on that page. You chuckle and tell him it's because there's an actor you love on it. "I just love old men." You say casually.

He pauses for a moment before he chuckles himself. He's an older man himself and because of your recent behavior. "Is that why you've been behaving so well for me?" He asks with a smile behind his mask.

Your chuckle and smile in response is all he needs to know. He's going to start subtly showing his age to you more and more. I think he'll try to show off his hands and arms. He's going to be so cocky about this and you'll never hear the end of it.

Mark Hoffman

You and Hoffman are coworkers and you've been dropping hints to him about your attraction to him. Today you were working with Hoffman, looking over some tapes when the discussion of how long you've been in the force came up.

When Hoffman mentioned when he graduated from the police academy and made a comment about how he's old you smiled and said, "Good thing I love old men."

He laughed it off at first then got a little defensive about how he's "not that old". You explained to him that you never meant it to be rude, you just meant to say that you find older men attractive.

He just nodded his head and went back to watching the tape over. But over the next few days he kept thinking about what you said. It's the most outwardly flirty you've been with him before. When he next sees you he asks you out and you accept.

Peter Strahm

You're on a date with him after being introduced to each other by a mutual friend. He took you somewhere nice and he's driving you home. You both feel a strong connection.

He mentions how long he's been working in the FBI and makes a comment about how you must think he's so old. But when you chuckle and tell him "Don't worry, I love old men." He chuckles too.

Peter isn't too much older than you but he still finds your comment funny. He asks you why and when you talk about how older men are more mature, provide stability, and they're just hot, he smiles and puts a hand on your thigh.

He thinks about your comment for awhile after the date. The comment and how well the date went leads him to asking you out again, which you of course say yes to.

Hannibal Lecter

You met Hannibal at an opera and he found you very attractive. He invited you over for dinner later in the week and you accepted. He made sure to make an impressive meal for you, which isn't hard for him to do.

You two start talking over dinner and Hannibal talks about his career as a surgeon then as a psychiatrist. He makes a comment about how you must think he's very old and you reply with, "I don't mind at all. I love old men."

He chuckles and says he's not that old. You tell him you know that but you start talking about how you love a man who looks more mature and has his life well put together.

The dinner goes well and he invites you over again later in the month. But he can't stop thinking about your comment. He knows he's an older man but he doesn't think he's that old. But the comment doesn't get to him too much because you like him anyway.

Bo Sinclair

You're sitting with Bo in his garage while he's working on a car. You're reading an old magazine when you start to giggle. He asks you what's so funny and you talk about how hot this model is.

When you show him the model Bo talks about how he looks pretty old to which you reply with "I love old men." Bo sets down his tool and looks at you.

"Are you saying I'm old, darlin'?" He asks you. You think for a moment before you tell him no. Bo is in his early 30's and you don't really consider that old.

You have to explain to him that by "old men" you mean men in their 40's and above. Bo will tease you about this constantly. Any time you two see an older man, either it being in a movie or a victim he asks you if he's your type.

#doomhead x reader #mark hoffman x you #mark hoffman x reader #peter strahm x reader #peter strahm x you #hannibal x reader #hannibal lecter x you #hannibal lecter x reader #bo sinclair x you #bo sinclair x reader #bo sinclair x y/n #slasher x y/n #slasher x reader #slasher fanfiction

[graysturns]

𝕗𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞 | 𝕞.𝕤.

note: hey guys this is my first time posting my actual work and i’m kinda new to tumblr so pls be nice or i will cry ok thanks bye

warnings: idk smut ig

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"babe please hurry up, we're already running late," matt sighs as he shuts the car door.

"i just need to get some shorts or something, i can't show up to your mom's house in these jeans, look at this" i lift the sweater wrapped around my waist, revealing the rip around my inner thigh.

he rolls his eyes and sulks behind me as we make our way inside the old navy in our hometown. i begin to scan the various women's clothing, looking for something basic, because it's too late to go back home and figure out a new outfit.

"will you hurry up and pick one? please, y/n. chris is texting me wondering where we are. they want to start eating without us and he's most definitely gonna eat all the mac and cheese."

i roll my eyes at him. "first of all, never call me by my government name. rude. and second, we just got here, breathe. we wouldn't be here if you hadn't grabbed my ass so harshly when we stopped at the gas station. you caused this by manhandling me, matthew." i shot back.

he sighs again as i grab a few different options in my size and head towards the fitting rooms. upon arrival, we notice there aren't any employees so i pick a stall and wave matt into the small room.

he looks up at me, then around at our surroundings, "are you sure? i don't think they allow multiple people in at once, i'll just wait here."

i roll my eyes again. "matthew! get in here! i need your opinion. this store is basically empty anyways. it's not a big deal, you've seen me naked before. let's not act so innocent."

he follows me in and takes a seat on the bench facing the door. i untie the sweater he lent me and throw it at his face. "rude!" he exclaims sassily, throwing the wad of clothing to the ground.

"uhm, excuse me, you're rude. you're the whole reason we're in this mess." i begin to remove the ripped pair of pants and pull a new one off its hanger.

facing the mirror on the door, i begin to pull the pair of mom jeans on before matt looks up from his phone and stops me.

"baby, i've never seen these panties on you before, are they new?" he smirks at me. i nod, swatting at his hands.

"wait stop, they're super cute, why haven't you shown me?" he looks up at me with those hypnotic blue eyes, brows furrowed.

i turn around, with the jeans still around my ankles and my hands on my hips. "do i need to inform you every time i purchase a new article of clothing, matt? it's just panties."

he wiggles his eyebrows at me, "when they make your ass look like that, then yeah, i must be notified immediately." he places me onto his lap, pulling the jeans all the way off my ankles so i can straddle him.

"baby we're running late, you're the one who keeps insisting, as much as i want to, we don't have time to fool around" i say to him between the open-mouthed kisses he begins to place on my neck.

he starts to take my top off, then gasps. "fuck the mac and cheese! it's a matching set, now i really can't believe you kept this from me." he drools at the sight of the lacy see-through bra, rubbing his thumb over my visible nipple. he yanks down the thin fabric, causing my boobs to spill over. with one arm wrapped around me, clutching my ass, he uses the other to massage my breast, all while kissing my neck. i feel myself starting to give in, biting my lip to stifle a moan. "matt, i-i don't think we can do this here." i slightly protest, but he reaches up to kiss me, and bites my bottom lip.

i'm done for.

he's kissing and grabbing and rubbing all over me and i'm a mess. i can never say no to him, he knows how to manipulate my body to want exactly what he wants. i can feel his bulge through his jeans, and i grind on it slowly, making my clit throb against it.

suddenly, he lifts me and flips me around so im sat on his lap, and we're both facing the mirror. he's unbuckling his belt, then his pants. he wraps one arm around my waist and lifts me slightly while he pulls down his pants and boxers, revealing his dick, standing tall and proud.

he makes eye contact with me in the mirror and grabs my face, smushing my cheeks together, and whispers in my ear, "i want you to watch baby, watch how good you can take my whole dick inside of you, pay real close attention."

he smirks at my widened eyes, and moves the panties to one side, rubbing the wetness all around and then on my clit.

"you normally get to scream all you want, but not this time baby, okay? you need to be really really quiet for me, got it?" he covers my mouth.

i nod quickly, and without warning, he picks me up and thrusts his entire length into me. i hold back a scream, and i feel tears falling down my cheeks. no matter how many times, how long we've been together, i'll never be used to his size.

he gives me a second to adjust, and then begins to pound into me over and over again, my back sliding up and down his clothed chest. i'm watching as my breasts bounce up and down and his dick glides in and out, in and out. he uncovers my mouth, keeping one hand on my waist, and starts to rub circles on my clit with the pad of his thumb, making me roll my eyes back further in pleasure.

he begins to nibble on my ear, then moves down to suck the spot right underneath. as he kisses down, i feel him bite down on my shoulder to suppress a moan.

"matthew!" i hiss at the pain, but it feels so good.

"shh!" he pinches my nipple, causing me to let out a whimper.

i grab his wrist, stopping his movement, and smile at him, "my turn." i bend down slightly, still facing the mirror so he has a full view of my ass while i bounce on his dick. he presses down on my back, sliding his hand down to secure a firm grip on my neck. he curses under his breath, trying hard not to make any noise while i'm aggressively riding him. he places both hands on my ass grasping and slapping occasionally, until i sit back up and we're making eye contact in the reflection. he's rubbing on my clit again, using his other hand to massage my left breast and i can feel a knot forming in my abdomen.

i turn around so i'm straddling him, and continue to bounce up and down. he grabs me by my throat and kisses me roughly, before planting a hard slap on my ass. i move faster, and he groans, grasping my ass tighter, leaving hand-shaped bruises for him to stare at later.

"i'm almost there baby. fuck, you're the most beautiful thing i've ever laid my eyes on." he whispers in my ear and i close my eyes, feeling my climax creeping close.

we start moving in sync, until my legs shake, and i feel his dick twitch, then shoot his load into me, causing me to finish as well, leaving me trembling on his lap. i drop my head forward onto his shoulder, desperately trying to catch my breath

he wraps his arms around my shoulders, kissing the side of my head. "wow, what we just did was probably super illegal, " i laugh at his comment, but then frown when i realize what we've done.

"fucking hell, matt. we can't buy pants now, i feel too awkward going up to the register after we've been in this fitting room for so long, they probably know what we've been doing!" i cover my face with my hands.

"baby that's alright," he grabs my wrists, pulling my hands away from my face. "just put your clothes back on, we'll go back to the car, and you can just borrow some sweats when we get home."

i stare at him, mouth gaping in realization. "are you serious? we could've just done that in the first place! i'm so dumb, why didn't i think of that?"

he stands and helps me put my shirt on, followed by the ripped jeans, "it's alright y/n, i didn't think of it either. let's go home, i'm starving." he smiles at me, rubbing small circles on my back.

"i love you, matt" i look up at him, with red cheeks, wondering how i'm going to leave this dressing room with any dignity.

"i love you. don't worry, i know what you're thinking. just hold my hand and we'll walk back to the car, c'mon." he laces our fingers together and kisses me on the forehead, unlocking the door and stepping out of the changing room.

luckily enough, nobody seemed to even notice us weaving through the aisles and exiting the store. we managed to get back in matt's car without a single interruption, and soon after arriving at his house, where chris had demolished the entire dish of mac and cheese.

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ahh can’t believe i’m posting this but fuck it we ball

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