#i fell asleep one time

[lostagoodcigar]

Brought to you by a tiktok where this guy was talking abt a girl he was seeing and how every time they had sex she’d give him a little treat afterwards (like a lil candy bar)

Like it starts when you jokingly toss Johnny one of the chocolates you had sitting on your nightstand after he ate you out like his life depended on it- he eats the candy immediately obviously as he laughs

Then you end up with a little candy dish on the nightstand, or in the drawer, any time you and Johnny have sex you give him a piece of candy, throw him a bone so to speak. Not on purpose but you think it’s cute- the way his face lights up when given the candy

You find yourself fucking somewhere in the house that isn’t the bedroom? Johnnys right behind you as you make your way to your shared room for his treat, not even realizing he’s doing it.

Whether you forget on purpose or on accident one day he just kinda stands in the kitchen like a kicked puppy and, “didn’t do somethin’ to upset ya did I hen?” His head tilted to the side slightly.

“What? No- what do you mean?” You are genuinely confused until he mumbles a “didn’t get my treat- ya know-“

You have to stop yourself from laughing as you ruffle his slightly overgrown mohawk before you’re off to the bedroom to toss him his little candy.

Honorable mention: I’d like to think Johnnys somehow ended up explaining this to the others, maybe just Ghost at first. And Ghost immediately understands it and is thankful his smile is covered by his balaclava- leave it to Johnny to get himself trained like a good dog

Basically what im trying to say is doing this to Soap would have him so down bad I think

#johnny mactavish x reader #johnny soap mactavish #soap x reader #it’s past my bedtime #pavlov train your military bfs #edit: I wrote this and fell asleep so its no longer past my bed time #I have lots of shit like this in my drafts but I had to word vomit this one and get it out of my head and into the void of this website idk #*throws this post up and runs away screaming bc posting things makes me nervous

[heynhay]

let's drive out

#klance #voltron #vld #this came to my brain via Valentine Texas by mitski but im not offficially linking it bc i have something dif in mind fpr later #and this one is a faithful visual recreation of the lyrics but not an emotionally faithful one so. i can do better #anyway being taken out to camp in the bed of a pickup truck is like. haha. one of my dark twisted evil romantic fantasies #my country bumpkin upbringing showing through #now you guys know how horrible and wild my unhigned crazy thoughts are...... how unspeakably deranged..... #art #my art #bro im such a fucking faker i will fr get on my soapbox about how often klance fight (even romantically) and then draw the tenderist shit #like 40 times over #so let me amend and clarify by saying this was somehow some stupid shit. #like lance set this up but its because theyve been competing for best date (theres a physical scoreboard on the fridge) #and keith was probably trying to act aloof so that lance wouldnt score as many points #but got so comfy he fell asleep (+15 for lance its going on the scoreboard) #+ lance is abt to sharpie a moustache on his face #mitski

[th3e-m4ng0]

med student megatron....

#wip #totally and directly inspired from echoes of messatine #and from my own experience that one time in highschool #i was battling for my life to not fall asleep in literature class one day. i dont remember closing my eyes but suddenly my head i was on th #table and class was already over. i fell asleep so suddenly lmao it surprised me #ohh another recent one was last year where i fell asleep standing up while on the bus as i gripped the seat in front of me with Strength #i wish i could live off coffee but coffee has never ever worked on me grahhhhhhhhhhh

[somegrumpynerd]

Do you think the determination stops dripping when he sleeps or does he ruin every pillow he has?

#UTDR #UTMV #Killer Sans #Horror Sans #Dust Sans #Nightmare Sans #Bad Sanses #I think it's funny if he wakes up all smudged like he forgot to take off some makeup #He fell asleep on Cross one (1) time and Cross has never forgiven him #His entire outfit is white do you know how hard determination is to wash out Killer?? #(He does actually he is constantly washing the pillow covers Nightmare got him for this reason) #Also his cat is white they are a terrible combination

[toaduskopl]

Ideas I have

Yknow I was looking up references but then I fell into a rabbit hole that led to learning bout Sumerian cuneiform for like 4 hrs so I had to use my imagination instead which mean last 3 designs gonna change l8r fs

#cult of the lamb #cotl #the lamb #narinder #the one who waits #also I fell asleep during the time I was learning #I vividly remember the glyphs for to love and builder and bird and star #literally everywhere I looked there had to be the star somewhere (same w bird) #technically narilamb but I forgot to add #its 3 am btw

[critter-covenant]

Class is in session!

Idea inspired from this that I've been meaning to draw for the past few days

#He'd be a half decent teacher except every other time someone tries to ask him a question outside of lectures he's asleep #Part time math teacher full time sleeper 👊👊 #ever so slightly lazier quality because I was tired when making this #Nearly fell asleep at my desk thrice oops #No sleep only catnap #Less lazy work when exam prep stops kicking my ass after late May yahoo #Still don't know how to draw critters from a behind and over the shoulder angle I'll figure that out someday #Going to bed first tho night chat👋 #poppy playtime fanart #poppy playtime chapter 3 #poppy playtime #smiling critters fanart #smiling critters #catnap #dogday #bobby bearhug #hoppy hopscotch #kickinchicken #Minor piggy and bubba not enough to tag me thinks #The critters playing school together and each one takes on the role of a different teacher for a while #he just has the patience for math

[gloriium]

2!!!

yulie is closest with ace and deuce since they experience the most together! they're always getting into trouble together. i think ace and deuce would teach yulie a lot about the world of twst...also riddle's hope would be that yulie talks them out of bad choices (it doesnt work)

also definitely sebek since theyre in the same class!

i think he would be close to all the first years, kalim, rook, and cater as well. anyone who's a little more outgoing to offset her.

#glory art #glory answers #glory oc #twst oc #ace trappola #deuce spade #answering this from the perspective of no pairing! so yulie isnt with anyone here #sebek zigvolt #sorry i fell asleep like 5 times... too many naps and i still wanna take another one

[achairwithapandaonit]

a little sketch of a scene i want to write in a fic

#phantomfam #my art #black buter #kuroshitsuji #ciel phantomhive #mey rin #me holding ciel by the scruff of the neck like you NEED TO FALL ASLEEP ON THE PHANTOMHIVE SERVANTS CAUSE THEY'RE YOUR FOUND FAMILY #luckily i am a fic writer and i have the power to make it happen #unluckily i'm me and i have to make it as convoluted as possible. like please just make it a five times he fell asleep around so and so and #one time they fell asleep around him fic. you don't have to plan out a whole long fic in your head for it #a five times one fic about ciel falling asleep around them would be adorable #he is sleepy

[itswilliamleonard]

mint castella commissioned me to make an animated offline screen! it was an honour + turned out so good... here's a wallpaper version for yall >:)

#mint castella #the time she fell asleep in vr at a campfire listening to outer wilds music #i tried my best at Mint-Style handwriting lol... #those are oomfie orbs sleeping around her btw YOU can become one too!!! #vtubers #wlart #williamleonard

[m00ngbin]

TFS TUESDAY!!! (WEDNESDAY??)

#whoops i had a really long day and i got really tired and fell asleep early #so ik TECHNICALLY its not tuesday but in my heart and soul today is still tuesday #actually i thought it was thursday #all day #but yk #tuesday!! #at least its not thursday like last time #ALSO #I WOULD HAVE GIVEN AN ARM AND A LEG TO GO TO THAT MITSKI CONCERT LAST NIGHT #JUST TO SEE HER SING GEYSER TBH #but its fine. totally fine. its not like im super upset about it or anything. #ALSO. TYLER THE CREATOR IS GOING TO BE AT COACHELLA??? HELLO??? #GODD I HATE THE WEST COAST WHY DO ALL OF THE BANDS AND ARTISTS I LIKE GO TO CALIFORNIA AND NOT HERE #anyways enough about concerts i wish id gone to or could go to #let me shut up for five minutes so i can get to the new chapter #ik ive already asked this but be honest if you guys think these are annoying just tell me and ill shut up so fast and never make another one #ever

[mikesbasementbeets]

thanks for ruining the game, dick

#hmmm #mikesbasementbeets posts #oh i put this together last night and then immediately fell asleep and forgot about it but hey #hi #look at this #and is ‘mike wasn’t lying in the monologue’ in the room with us now? #(bc he was lying to one of them. either he lied in the monologue or he was lying to will about his insecurities. those are your only two #options. it cannot be that he was being honest both times bc he directly contradicts himself as you can see here. plus this parallel now… #calling out the lie. willel mirror each other it’s what they do. which means. mike was lying in the monologue. case closed.)

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

to you (unfinished, off the top of my head) x Fall Out Boy lyrics

in order: (Coffee’s For Closers), Sugar, We’re Going Down, CFC, Thriller, Miss Missing You, w.a.m.s., I Am My Own Muse, w.a.m.s., Favorite Record, CFC

#i know several of these preceded to you unfinished and i also know that several are Not directly from that post #HOWEVER #every time i hear that line in muse i think of it and i am constantly thinking about this specific piece of pete’s poetry echoing #forward and backward throughout their history #i didn’t include saturday bc pete already did. and also i needed sugar in there i think about that SO much #lie on the grass next to the mausoleum // fell asleep on the grass in the summer fest days… WAUGH #also there’s some pretty easy ties to west coast smoker and XO if you wanted to go there but i kinda didn’t #bc that’s the one section that wouldn’t quite fit properly in the layout of this #but ‘’ Wake up on the west coast inside a flask’’ // west coast smoker #and ‘’ The good books in the drawer next to the bed you pissed in’’ // XO chorus #idk i just think about all the parallels A Lot idk if i like the way this turned out or how i cropped everything but like. yeah #it’s 1am this is what i’ve got #Lu rambles #music #fob #fall out boy #pete wentz #web weaving #lyric comps #kinda???

[frnkiebby]

fuck if he wasn’t made for black and white photography~🎃

#i missed a post time bc i fell asleep this afternoon #i had one of those naps where you wake up after a few HOURS and it feels like days have passed and you don’t know what year it is #but any way #big post of b&w frimages #god he’s so fucking gorgeous #like seriously this isn’t alright #i’m not alright #this is not okay #and it’s so fucking perfect #he’s so fucking beautiful and i’m gonna set something on fire. #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #frnkie #mcrmy #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[hawkeyeslaughter]

hawk doesn’t wanna be sick he just wants to hang out

based on this post that took eight thousand bazillion years to find

#don’t know what possessed me between the hours of midnight and one thirty in the morning but i drew this out with only minimal distraction #yeah yeah hawk is a terrible sickie patient we know this but he is also a being sick denier #fever off the charts and he’ll come wandering into henry’s office wanting to play scrabble #henry’s like ‘ talk to him mcintyre ‘ and trapper who’s smoking a cigar and unfolding a pinup is just like ‘ i can’t tell him anything ‘ #( he’s already had to drag him back to his sickbed three times and sit by his bedside until he fell asleep ) #hawkeye is so me i’m also a terrible sickie #mash #mashposting #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #hawkeye pierce #hawkeye #henry blake

[skitskatdacat63]

2023 Italian Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso

#I just realized i literally havent posted anything at all about this weekend aside from liveblogging #so i have to remedy that by at least gifing the old man even if he hurt me today #im gonna pretend this race didnt happen tbh #it just didnt do anything for me? i feel like this weekend's flew by in a way no other race weekend has in an unfortunate way :/ #i feel like i didnt even experience a race weekend this wkdn aside from the liveblogging with people and thats kinda sad #i literally fell asleep for like 3 hours after the race hahaha #i knew monza wouldnt be great for aston but ugh hurts still. lets hope singapore is better!!! #i think it kinda just sucks when your fav is kinda just non existenant for the whole race #i had no idea what he was upto at any time of the race :(((( #well at least hes always cute in his interviews #fernando alonso #fa14 #2023 italian gp #2023 monza grand prix #2023 italian grand prix #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1

[yukipri]

Drool on human's face

Their tag: #YukiPriASLKittens

#YukiPriASLKittens #Cat!Ace #cats #YukiPri selfie #or at least half of one #yeah he fell asleep like that with his toof against my cheek #he snored #i did not work or really do anything for the 30 mins he was there #i got a nice damp cheek and a light imprint of a fang by the time he woke up and decided to saunter away elsewhere